Myra Bones
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Joined 12-24-11, id: 3560062, Profile Updated: 01-25-14
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Hunger Games, Greek Mythology, and Divergent Trilogy.

Hey!

If you know me, then you probably hate me for never finishing any of my multi-chapter stories. You're free to adopt any of them, just tell me so I can read and realize you do a much better job than me...

Erm, I mostly work on one-shots because of that fact, but I do try to write a multi-chaptered once in a while. Usually when I do this, I get pretty far because my oh-so lovely friends - You know who you are! - bug the crap out of me until I continue writing.

And yet my teachers wonder why I don't pay attention in class...

So, anyway, I'm a massive Potterhead. Most of my stories are HP. I also like Hunger Games, Twilight, Divergent, The Darkest Powers, and some more random fandoms.

I'd appreciate a Beta patient enough to deal with my time schedule - which doesn't exist - and my large amount of mistakes - which do exist - though I can understand why no one would want to deal with me.

It's okay, I don't, either.

So, if you like my stories then you're probably just as much of a mess as me (Congratu-fucking-lations!) or you're just trying to cheer yourself up with other people's misery. You sadistic, horrible, evil person. I like you.

Erm, what else? Oh, yeah, check out my friends' pages: ikkebenraar for some awesome soul eater stories and, if she ever decides to publish a story (You can do it, Mirre. Well, you can't be any worse than some of the crap I've seen on here, anyway!) MirretheKid for some awesome... well, I dunno what she'll write. But it'll be awesome. Or at least not terrible.

And if you've read all this I'm impressed with your patience and hope you have enough sanity left to read my stories. Not that you'd need any sanity for those.

Bya

Spy for the Right

or, if my aunt decides to look me up again

Myra Bones.

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Isabella Snape by discussionsonpaper reviews
Bella was left alone in the forest, however she never told Edward, or any of the Cullen's that she was not Bella Swan – Chief Police Swan's daughter. Instead she is Isabella Snape, a sister to the most hated teacher at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry, a witch and an unofficial Marauder. What happens when Professor Dumbledore invites the Cullen's to Hogwarts to help
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,714 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sirius B., Bella
Change in perception by Alena13 reviews
The Hogwarts staff and Harry and maybe later friends find the first Harry Potter book. Contains abuse! Severitus OOC! I just love them both! Main plot was done before, but never the way I wanted. Hope you will enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,739 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 226,768 - Reviews: 3496 - Favs: 5,242 - Follows: 5,317 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Serpens Arcanem by Evandar reviews
Sequel to Serpens Armarem! The Dark Lord has risen, and Harry soon finds out that his absence from Hogwarts doesn't excuse him from the coming war, while back at school Neville realises that not all evil takes the form of Death Eaters. AU, slash - NOW DISCONTINUED! See profile for notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,783 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 4,263 - Follows: 5,726 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Neville L.
Reading the Sorcerer's Stone: Hunger Games by thelonelymuggle reviews
What better to take Katniss's mind off of the horrors of her previous experiences in the games, then a set of books from the past? In which the Hunger Games characters read the Harry Potter series. Takes place during Catching Fire.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,048 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Katniss E.
Death Awaits by hpbrat2 reviews
Reposted from ceseabug - my old account. Ginny speaks with her family on her deathbed after the final battle. AU. Written before books 5-7.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Ginny W., Bill W. - Complete
The Truth Revealed by Azaelia Silmarwen reviews
This story is now mostly up for those who have already favourite'd it. Please check out 'The Exposed Truth' instead. [/s/10577338/1/The-Exposed-Truth]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,694 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Winx Club reads the HP books Book One by Immortal Wolf Lover reviews
if you can't tell by the title then you need a brain scan. M for language, implied violence, and some scenes. MAJOR AU AND CRACK PAIRINGS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winx Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Harry P., Bloom
Not With A Bang by phirephox666 reviews
There is no great last battle, no final confrontation between The Good Guy and The Bad Guy. Harry hardly resembles a good guy anymore, filled with hatred and darkness and sorrow. And The Bad Guy? The Bad Guy is every nihil still alive on this putrid rock.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
An Emerald Alliance by SamanthaKathy reviews
Sequel to A Past of Emerald Shadows. Harry is now a Malfoy, but that doesn't mean his problems are over. Voldemort, Dumbledore, and everything that happened in the past still threaten his happiness. Throw in some house-elves, goblins and centaurs, and see
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,325 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unexpected change by Ailith111 reviews
Harry's first change into his animagus form. And what will that be? Slight crossover. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Understanding by Mistress Slytherin reviews
Harry shows Voldemort the power he does not know, and in return Voldemort gives him something irreplacable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dark Father by darwick reviews
This is the note they found on Harry’s bed the day he went missing. Some thought it was a suicide note, but the ones who knew him best knew it for what it was; a goodbye letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Double Looks by charming2drew reviews
HPDM. Alternate Universe. Harry is not the boy who lived, just a regular quiet abused kid with no friends. Until people suddenly want to know who he is as well as a certain Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,160 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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More than Divergent
Crossover: HP and Divergent. Four girls, all in Dauntless, all Divergent. They discover the City isn't everything, and neither are the laws they have learned to abide. When they are whisked away into the Wizarding World and learn to live with their new families, what will they discover about the relationship between the Divergent and their magical power? -AU-M cuz murder and blood-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2014
Empty reviews
Two Beings, one an Abyss and one a Demon. Friends. Two Beings, one a Jengu and one an Ala. Sisters. And one Being, very interested in taking power from the youngest two. This'll be interesting. -Rated M cuz I like writing about death and murder and blood.-
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014
The Fourth Quarter Quell reviews
In the Fourth Quarter Quell, only female tributes will compete. When Amy gets chosen, Myra Bones steps up for her friend and volunteers for her. But then the second tributes gets chosen... again...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/29/2013
The Dead Return reviews
New New Generation (After Lily Luna & Scorpius & stuff): Someone takes an experiment with the Inferi a little too far. Now Hogwarts has to suffer, and five people form a group to protect themselves and each other. First chapter is explanation of the characters. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/23/2013
Izy Volturi reviews
Edward leaves Bella, and she tries to be strong. But then she remembers who she is; not Isabella Swan, but Izy Volturi, the Vampire Princess! Now if she could just figure out who's attacking her family and friends, life would be perfect. Is gonna be a Alec/Bella. Don't like, go F yourself, 'cause I don't care.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Alec, Bella
Rest reviews
Love is a power so strong that it's capable of destruction and healing. But for some people, all it's capable of is frightening someone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Shattering glass reviews
Harry may be at Hogwarts, but years of abuse aren't forgotten, and dormant memories return to the surface when the sound of shattering glass echoes through the halls. Not slash, nice Sev, one-shot or two-shot, please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
True Happiness can only take a moment reviews
Severus looks into the mirror and finds his heart's desire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
No exception reviews
Everything that lives, dies. And I am no exception.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Bella - Complete
Just Harry reviews
Harry finds out he's no longer Harry. And he refuses to be the Boy Who Lived. (After Sirius' dead and Dumbles told him the prophecy.) CHARACTER DEATH! NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
10 people who may live reviews
HP and LV signed a contract - Harry would never set foot in the Wizarding world for the lives and safety of ten people of Harry's choice. This is what he grants them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
It hurts reviews
Bella and Jasper have a heart-to-heart talk. NO J/B SHIP. SIBLING-Y-STUFF! Someone dies in this, and mentions of self-harm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Innocence lost reviews
When people found out Harry Potter was blind, he was ignored. When they found out he could still read and write, he was forgotten. And when they found out he killed himself, he was mourned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Forever left untold reviews
A young artist holds a viewing in the muggle world. Only four paintings, yet no one leaves dry-eyed. Not better than summary, because I probably suck at stories and summaries, because almost no one reviews. *cries.*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Not the easy way reviews
'This student did not take the easy way out. He took the only way out.' W: Character Death Dis: don't own shit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Concrete Angel reviews
Just an insane little one-shot I thought of after hearing Concrete Angel. Probably not better than it sounds, because everybody hates people who say 'better than it sounds'
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love the way you lie reviews
Hermione is thinking about her life as it was. Songfic Love The Way You Lie, Rihanna ONLY. I don't own anything. Please review. Rated T for mentions of sex, torture and death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shadows of a former light reviews
Hermione has to make a very difficult choice. So what does she choose? Charactor Death, pain.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Letter to my greatest enemy or is he? reviews
Harry wants to die, but who gets his goodbye letter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Last painful moments
Hermione Granger spends her last moments remembering what He did. One-shot, sad, ignores Dumbledore's death and Deathly Hallows, Major Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
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