Turtlezz4eva
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Joined 12-24-11, id: 3560321, Profile Updated: 06-09-12
Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, and Hunger Games.

HEY! LOOK AT ME!!

My SYOT story got deleted by FF, but the document was saved. It's on my computer now, but those who reviewed their tributes, I lost your chars. Descriptions. PLEASE PM THEM TO ME! I can't put the story back up until the 3rd, but now it will be IDEAS (Hint hint) for tributes, if you get my drift. So don't freak out if you can't find it, and help me rebel against FF about SYOT's and other Interactive Stories. How can we "Unleash Our Imagination" if we can't share ideas through reviews and PM's?! FF, Y U NO MAKE SENSE?!


Name: Hanna (NO FREAKING 'h' AT THE END OR I WILL KILL YOU!)

Age: Pre-teens - Teens

Gender: FEMALEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Fave Manga: Fruits Basket, a liiiittle tiny bit of Pokemon

Fave Books: Maximum Ride, Hunger Games Trilogy, Percy Jackson series, Legend, Matched Trilogy, Uglies Series, The Giver, Maze Runner, etc..

Favorite Anime:Fruits Basket (only one since my mom is rudeee)

Favorite Singers: EVANESCENCE!!, Katy Perry, Black Eyed Peas, Selena Gomez, Jason Derulo, Avril Lavigne, Adele, Beyonce, basically a lot...

Interesting fact about me: Uhhh... I have a pretty good writing talent that has yet to be discovered!! >:D

Hobbies/Sports: Sports: Volleyball, Basketball, Kickball, Old-School Dodgeball (or as my gym teacher calls it Go-Ball), some Football Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Making Hilarious Jokes only my friends will understand(:

Location: Somewhere in the North-Eastern USA

Family: Typical, Dad, Mom, Little Brother, family.

Fave food: Cheese... heheheh...

One thing you can totally blackmail me for: My life...?

Another interesting fact!: I have a cheese obsession. It is unknown why though.

Another interesting fact about me: I love books! And even though I read and get A's and B's and stuff, I still have a ton of awesome friends! So stop being stereotypical people!


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If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't cheese me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

If life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.


"I know you think you broke my heart, but I knew your game from the start, I saw your game and played it too, stupid playa, the jokes on you!"

"Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you?"

"I'm like a butterfly, pretty to see, but hard to catch."

"Boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken."

"When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you.

When I first talked to you I was afraid to like you.

When i first liked you i was afarid to love you.

Now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you."

If you are against animal testing, then shout it loud, dammit!

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15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"


Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!!


now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.


1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL .

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me: LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC .

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me: IRONY

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me: THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me: CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me: STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me: WEATHER

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me: BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me: ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING .

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: GENETICS

"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me: MY ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me: WISDOM

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me: JUSTICE

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"


Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.


You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1.You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.

2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.

3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.

4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari. (yes! though i haven't met one yet...)

5. You claim you have wings.

6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang' and 'Iggy'.

7. You daydream about meeting the flock.

8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.

9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.

10. You study about birds.

11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal. (Uh... kinda??)

12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both. (Mayyyybe :P)

13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.

14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'. (uh...no)

15. You are counting down the days for the next book.

16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.

17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.

18. You hate dog crates.

19. You think scientists are evil. (not all of them!)

20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's. (Yes. I bring it up at the most random times >:D)

21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.

22. You've found a new respect for blind people. (definatley! I cant spell today -.-)

23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author. (HECK YES!)

24. You say 'U and A’ a lot.

25. You think you have a Voice like Max. (EVERYONE has a voice)

26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it. (Yeppers)

27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR. (Uhh yeah! Max is my role model :) )

28. You know what 'Fax' and 'Miggy' and 'Mylan' is. (You've gotta be whacked up to not know!)

29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.

30. You claim to have brain attacks. (Yeah... *sheepish grin*)

31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them. (Heck yes! Personal info Angel...)

32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is. (pretty much)

33. You daydream of flying.

34. You love chocolate chip cookies.

35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.

36. If you want to become a writer because of MR.

37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.

38. If you love Fan-fiction. (FanFiction is my LIFE)

39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride. (mostly... my teacher thinks im a liiittle whacked up)

40. You want a talking dog. (who DOESN'T?!?!?)

What have you pulled?

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere.

If you have pulled an Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled an Angel: You have invaded someone else’s personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull an Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recommend the first one.

If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled. I've pulled... a Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, and i think an Angel...

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile

If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you have the release date of MR8, NEVERMORE, marked on your calendar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile. (midnight premiere, baby!)

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.

If you think Fang is a stud, put this on your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (FANG SPOILERS: I want to strangle Fang! For leaving Max. Jerk!!!)

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

Number your 12 favorite Maximum Ride characters in no order and answer the questions!!

1. Nudge
2. Fang
3. Jeb
4. Dr. Martinez
5. Max
6. Angel
7. Dylan
8. Brigid
9. Iggy
10. Gazzy
11. Maya (Max II)
12. Total

1)Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

(Angel) (Maya) NO! and I don't wanna!!

2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Dr. Martinez) uhh... no

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Total) (Brigid) WTF?!?!?!? NUH UH NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!

4)Do you recall any faces about Nine?

(Iggy) Uhm... no...

5)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

(Fang) (Angel) O.E NO.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

(Max) (Iggy) or (Max) (Gazzy) uhm... Max and Iggy.

7)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

(Dylan) (Fang) (Total) Stop talking... please...

8)Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Frantic.

(Jeb) (Gazzy) Hmm... What happens when Jeb tells Gazzy a secret that depends on the fate of the world?

9)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

(Nudge) (Brigid) NO!!!! G-ROSS!!!!

10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fix.

(Dylan) (Total) Total gives Dylan advice on how to forget about someone that broke your heart.

11)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

(Dr.Martinez) (Nudge) Uhhh... Is it possible for Dr.Martinez to de-flower Nudge? (MAJOR DISGUSTINGNESS)

12)Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

(Jeb) Idk o.o

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

(Maya) Not that I know of...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

(Fang/Dr.Martinez/Max) o.e idk

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

(Gazzy) Uhhh... something having to do with bombs maybe???

16) If you wrote a song-fix about Eight, what song would you choose?

(Brigid) Hmm... idk

17) If you wrote a One/Six Twelve fix, what would the warning be?

(Nudge) and (Angel) ???????? Im guessing A LOT OF SICKNESS!?!?

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

(Gazzy/Fang) Sorry but, not gonna happen

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

(Maya) (Fang/Brigid) uhh.. Brigid loves Fang but he thinks of her as a friend???

20) How emo is Seven?

(Dylan) Dylan isn't emo at all o.o

MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

I guess.

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

No. I'm sorry, it just wasn't that sad to me.

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

Pfft, no (YES!)

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Are-ie don't know if that's how it's pronounced, but oh well :P

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Uhhhh no.

6. In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

Yes. It was freaking hilarious!!!!! XD

7. Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

Sadly, yes. Heheh...

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

Heck yeah!

9. Who is your favorite character?

Angel. :P

10. Do you like Jeb?

No. He is a freaking psycho path freak that needs to be put in jail or in a mental asylum

11. Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

Kinda. But Angel was telling them to go try and breathe underwater before that, so I kinda guessed it would happen

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

HELL FREAKING YES!

13. Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

With Nudge, I don't think it was an attitude. She just wanted to be normalish. Angel... I dunno what to say about her.

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

The Angel Experiment. Definitely.

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

Not sure. But I think I Believe I Can Fly would fit in there somewhere xP

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

Yes. Yes I have.

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

Hmmm... I think it should be... Dylan. That would just be so creepy but like BAM! in your face.

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

YES! I'm in Band at my school, and I think Iggy would be a good trumpet player even though he's blind. Wasn't that one kid... Beethoven or whatever deaf?

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

Brigid.

20. MIGGY or FAX?

FAX! FAXFAXFAXFAXFAXFAXFAXFAXFAXFAXFAXFAXFAXFAXFAXFAXFAXFAXFAXFAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know you're addicted to MR when:

1. You know what MR means first of all.

2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility.

3. Max is a girl’s name.

4. You have a newfound respect for blind people.

5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings.

6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids.

7. You’d kill to be a bird kid.

8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang.

9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan.

10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day.

11. You’re still single because you want someone like Fang to come and sweep you off your feet. Literally.

12. You start to like Avan Jogia JUST because he’s going to play Fang in the movie.

13. Erasers are wolves, not school supplies.

14. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M.

15. You start to be skeptical of office buildings.

16. You develop claustrophobia.

17. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy.

18. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros.

19. You joined martial arts to learn hand-to-hand combat.

20. You have a whole blog dedicated to a certain character.

21. WHY CAN'T FANG JUST BE REAL, FOR GOD'S SAKE????


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Not too much though)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.
You own/ed a xbox 360.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on

Total: 18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick
You love to shop.(for certain things like books)
You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall. (FOOD COURT!)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 7

Holy Fudge... 18 for my guy side, 7 for my girl side... and I'm a freaking GIRL


This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (I don't even want to know how many I have done, the things in bold are the idiotic events that I have done.)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (how...?)
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (it was root beer! and it hurt)
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair, (You can do that?)
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (Cee Lo Green, Micheal Jackson, Harry Potter, Taylor Laughtner ((is that how you spell it?)) my friends and I have used them all)
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (fun fun)
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (Who does that!)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth


Alternate Names:

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Hanizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Dog

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Marie Richard ( o.o )

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Bathaown (what????)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (fav color, fav drink): Blue Mountain Dew

6. YOUR ARAB NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Atarvte (ummm... okay?!??)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Kiki (hahah i like that :) )

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Mango Earthquake (ohhh yeahhhhh >:D)

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME (fav color, pirate accessory): Blue Hook

What happened to seven??? :P


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Favorite and Funniest Quotes.

"You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!"
"This is blasphemy! This is madness! "
"Madness...? THIS... IS... SPARTA! "-King Leonidas and the Messenger-300 ( I love saying that.. THIS... IS... SPARTA!!)

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-MR-AE

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF

"Rowr!" -Fang-MaximumRide-SOF

"She offered to cook breakfast."-Fang-MR-SOF

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max-MR-StWaOES

Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes" Max and Jeb-MR-Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! Fang-MR-SOF

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. -Max-MAX

"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX

"I'm only a kid! I can't get married!" "You could in New Hampshire." -Max and Angel-MAX

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max-MAX

"Optimism is overrated, Max. Its better to face realitly head-on." -The Voice-SOF

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-AE

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES

"Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang-FW

"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total-MAX

"I choose you, Max" Fang-MAX )

"Fang could turn men gay, but he wouldn't be gay with them. It's like a hit and run thing." -Ok, stole this from EdwardAddict. So sorry, but it was the funniest quote I've ever heard!! :-)


Everything that applies to me is in bold. Check out some of the ones tat apply to you. Repost to tell the stereotypical peoples to shut up.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Just partly! :P)

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a SLUT.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (As Max once said 'Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.)

I LIKE the colour BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I always get told that I am by my friends, not the best feeling.)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (Partly here too.)

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy (see Indian and German)

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be snobby.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST

I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (What's the alternative... Not being a person? I'd like to see you try...)

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate everyone who's not.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


Other places to find me! :D

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/turtlezz4eva

Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/Turtlezz4eva

Fiction Press: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/820489/Turtlezz4eva

Max-Dan-Wiz: http://www.max-dan-wiz.com/profile/HannaBatcheller


Thanks so much!! TEAM GAZZY!!!! >:D

}Turtlezz4eva{

Oh, I also have something else to tell you... I lost! Those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, let me introduce you to 'The Game'

Rules Of 'The Game'

Rule 1: You are playing The Game.
You, along with everyone else in the world, always is, always has been,
and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play.

Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose.
Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing.
The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck.

Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced.
Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so.
This is the only rule that can be broken, but do you really need to cheat..?

Have fun with that! Hasta luego!

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Jailbirds, Lovebirds, Avian Americans Same Thing by green-eyed-wonder 0-0 reviews
Max ends up in prison after she 'accidentally' killed Lissa. There she meets her dark, mysterious cellmate Fang with a dangerous past. Max and Fang along with their new friends struggle to survive in a prison where everyone and everything is against them, and they just might not make it out alive. They only have each other but is that enough? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,231 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Max, Fang
School Days by TMI reviews
Typical All-human story, with the flock meeting at school yada yada yada.. I just felt like writing one of these, so please give it a try! Max and Ella move to California and Cromwell High. They're instantly thrown into the swirl of new friends, new romance, and most importantly, soccer! But is everything really as normal as it may seem? Fax, Eggy, Gudge. Soccer and pizza involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,631 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Max, Fang
Humanity's Battle by Azalea419 reviews
Clove Easton is a trained murderer. Cato Braxton is a merciless killer. But somewhere beneath the blood was a boy and girl with living, beating hearts. This is the story of how they lost those hearts. [Complete.]
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,071 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Isa: The New Girl Is Never What She Seems by Swahili reviews
Isabelle, a new member, joins the flock and the ultimate race to save the world. But then, they always say, the new girl is never what seems. Action, adventure, and a dash of full-out romance clash as the flock go on their rocky path ultimately saving the world in a way that only a bird-kid can manage to do. Please R&R !
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 325,521 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 1/1/2011
Flock Feathers by Sylvanna reviews
A collection of oneshots for a collection of people. All pairings used at some point, or will be used. Pick a chapter title that suits your fancy, let me know what you think. (Note: the first chapter was written more than a year ago.)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 174 - Words: 88,990 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
Life After Death by JfKCrookShanks reviews
Max is lonely. And to escape the pain, she goes on a car trip to Florida. She gets distracted and finds herself in a deadly car crash. But she still haunts her appartment. Where Fang is now living. Bad summary, more to tell. So full summary inside. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Max, Fang
Semper Fi by der kapitan reviews
History is bound to repeat itself. Though you may burn the pages and hide it from the youth, it can never truly disappear. The Capitol never forgets, and they will not be silenced. Welcome back to the Hunger Games. - currently on hiatus
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 123,503 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Other tributes
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
All That Ever Mattered by acciokatiee reviews
The secret relationship between District Two's famed tributes that were expected to win. Katniss and Peeta weren't the only lovers in the arena, and not all tributes are cold-hearted and ruthless. Cato/Clove, rated T because it's the Hunger Games. R&R! :
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,239 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Cato, Clove
Triple Threat by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to 'Double Date'. Risa, Fang, and Embry finally have their love triangle in balance... Or so they thought. Trouble is on the horizon as the past comes back to haunt them. Will their triple threat relationship hold? Pairing: ...Fembrisa?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,828 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Fang, Embry
Replaced, But Never Forgotten by Kate Skye Ride reviews
Set post-Fang/Pre-Angel. Max unexpectedly falls from the sky, leaving the whole flock puzzled as she is unconscious. Fang comes onto the scene, only to have no idea of what to do. Dylan admits to having sent Fang away. What happens when Max awakes to hear Dylan spill? And now that he has, and is back, even after she thought she killed him, will Max be able to hold on to Fang? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 42 - Words: 60,013 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Max, Fang, Angel, Dylan - Complete
Maximum Ride: Next Generation by Books-Broadway-Believe reviews
The title says it, the Flock has kids, and most grow up with normal lives. That is until something jurrastic happens, and their worlds get changed forever. Bad summary. Way better story. Written with MaximumRideFangLover97.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,941 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011
Are the Odds in Your Favor? by Sarahbearr reviews
Once Panem evolves, and the Hunger Games begin, the Cullens want to put and end to the Games once and for all... Even if participating is the only option. Read to find out what happens! First chap short, but rest will be longer.
Crossover - Twilight & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,578 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012
MR Drabbles by Karma's a Beauty reviews
Many drabbles consisting of stories about Maximum Ride. AU and OOC-ness is included. Most are Flock-centered; other characters are included. Prompts and Themes are welcome!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Max - Complete
Of Cuts and Kisses by RumbleroarRulesMars reviews
Clove gets hurt and needs Cato to help her. The story ends with Clove's death.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
The Warrior Concubine by Ellsweetella reviews
AU. Every year, girls will be taken from their homes to be sent to the palace. This year, Clove was chosen, to be the gift for the Crown Prince, Cato, along with Katniss, for the 3rd Prince, and Rue, for the 2nd prince. Clato, Everlark and RueXThresh DISCONTINUED
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,624 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Clove
Fly By Twilight: The Volturi by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Third in the 'Fly By Twilight' trilogy. The Flock is just settling into their new home in Forks, but the Volturi are watching closely. It's seems Max's destiny is close at hand, but how will she fulfill it?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Fang
Return of the Tributes by WriterCentral reviews
What if some of Snow's followers were able to go into hiding with some of the dead tributes. They are brought back to destroy Katniss. Please R&R. It's really good. For people who like the Careers, Foxface, & Thresh. Future romance. Rated T for violence.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,500 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Lachrymose by Angelic Syntax reviews
Abused by her step father and bullied at school, Max doesn't know how much she can take. She meets Fang, and life seems to go easier for her. But not for long...longer summery in story. nowings Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,849 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Max, Fang
Tiny Max by Browniesarethebest reviews
The flock has been captured by the School and they turned Max into...a 4-YEAR-OLD KID. Her memories of the flock are gone too. In order to change her back, the flock has to gain her trust and help her get her memories back or she'll be stuck as a child.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,501 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
goodnight, goodnight by BerryliciousCheerio reviews
She is told the tragedy of her parents as a bedtime story. #1 in Bay-verse.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
He's Out of My League by americanbread reviews
How much are you willing to do to get the one you love? In this story, Max is willing to do everything to get Fang's attention. Loosely based on the Thai film "A Little Thing Called Love". AH; FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 103,347 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Who Says by LinleyHamilton123 reviews
No, she was going to win. She knew that. She'd been telling herself that forever. That was why she wanted this. To win. "Who says I'm going to win?" she said in a whisper before she could stop herself. Now she looked like an idiot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Daddy' A Clove One Shot by S. EJ Tapson reviews
The truth behind Clove's cold eyes. One Shot. This is not a romantic story. Enjoy.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Those three words by Mrs.LongbottomMalfoy reviews
Pure Clato fluff. It's Clove's sixteenth birthday and Cato wants to give her a present.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
A Different Love by crazydreamerforever reviews
Cato and Clove won. This is a oneshot of one moment in their lives, that changed it for good. OOC I suppose. CLATO!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
I am sorry by Mrs.LongbottomMalfoy reviews
Clato. Stories before the Games. And during the training. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Relax by RosieLynn reviews
Clove can't relax, so Cato helps her. Fluff. This is my first Clato, so please be nice!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Love the Way You Lie by QuitetheSardonic reviews
AU "And when you're eighteen, you don't even bother volunteering for the Games; because you have your own version of the games at home." Cato/Clove
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Every Man for Himself by MindRiddler reviews
Cato makes a mistake at the academy and Clove steps in to defend him only to make everything worse
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
The Tributes of District 2 by Dawn Bently reviews
She knew he was accustomed to everybody being afraid of him, but she just wasn't one of those people. She could cut him up and make him into a unique little puzzle for the Gamemakers to put back together before sending him home in a casket.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
The Sharp Knife of A Short Life by marajk reviews
It's funny when you're dead how people start listening. What if Clove had been covertly trying to protect Katniss during the Games? Written from Clove's POV during some of her time in the arena.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
thicker than blood by khaleesifromdc reviews
who said psychopaths are incapable to feel?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Tears by themaskedgoddess reviews
"Wake up, Clove! Don't leave me here! Clove! Clove! Goddamn it, Clove! Clove!" he shook her fragile form. "Clove! This isn't funny! Open your eyes, damn it! Clove! Clove! I... I..." Rated T for death.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
sometimes love is not enough by nelljones reviews
In another world, he could've been yours. / cato&clove.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Cato, Clove
OUt of the Ordinary by NeverWakingUpFromThisDream reviews
"If this was your last night to live, what would you do?" The childhood friends from District 2 have a talk the night before the Games. AU. Shameless Clato fluff. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Do You Trust Me? by fishyyy reviews
I knew Cato was scared, I didn't know he was desperate. "Do you trust me?," he asks as his hand holds mine tighter. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Escape by RosesAreOrange reviews
It's the night before the 74th annual Hunger Games and Clove can't sleep. She visits Cato, and he shows her how the whole twisted reality show can be avoided...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Entracte by der kapitan reviews
"I love you." Before the words can even register in her head, Clove slaps him. Cato x Clove
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Fuel to the Fire by incendiers reviews
"That girl just wanted to mess with my head. As always. Deep inside, I actually kind of enjoyed it. The best part of it was, I knew she did too." What's the story behind Clove and Cato? Oneshot
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
With a Final Breath by Artemis is Awesomeness reviews
"You know the plan, right?" It was supposed to be all too easy for them to win... Clove's POV of her death.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Only For A Moment by Swiftchanted reviews
He could see her cheeks flushed in the little light that the fire was providing and he wanted to laugh. Clove? Blushing? It wasn't a way of the natural world. "So you're jealous," he said shrugging. What happened the night before the tracker jacker scene.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Don't Leave Me Like This by Obsessive Cato Disorder reviews
Clove's life is slowly disconnecting her, but Cato continues to hold her through it, begging her to stay with him. Cato/Clove, Cato's POV, written to Haunted by Kelly Clarkson.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Until the End by Purple Sky Juliet reviews
Clato. "The Victors of District 2." "That's right, babe. You and me." "Together." "Until the end."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Serendipity by der kapitan reviews
Clove has never really known affection, so she feels like she's drowning when Cato holds her. Cato x Clove
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Stay With Me by nadda fuhrman reviews
We all know that after Clove was hit by that rock, Cato had come to tell her to stay with him. So here's my version of how it turned out during Clove's last moments. Clove/Cato, OneShot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Fragile by der kapitan reviews
Clove had never been fragile. Cato/Clove
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Dead Love by melakhim reviews
"Then why don't you want me to go?" She asks, voice smooth as silk, yet as full of venom as a spider. A part of her already knows his answer and just wants to hear him say it. "Afraid you can't beat me?" Clato. Focuses more on Clove. Rated T for violence
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Dying Thoughts and First Kisses by thegirlnextdoor13 reviews
Clove's last thoughts. Something to make her seem more real. Besides, Katniss and Peeta weren't the only star-crossed lovers
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Together by Purple Sky Juliet reviews
"We're winning this together, Clove. Remember, we're going home." Clato.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
A Match Made In Heaven by MarigoldStevens reviews
"You name your weaponry?" I sneered. "Well, aren't you just the little residential psycho," he said, not being able to fully prevent the mix of admiration from seeping into his tone. The beginning of Cato and Clove. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Neighbors, Tributes, and Everything in Between by PhoenixOrFire reviews
In the time before the Games, Cato and Clove find themselves a neighbors. How will they feel about eachother? What will happen when the 74th Annual Hunger Games roll around?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Cato, Clove
Weak by Zoe Renee reviews
'You're weak,'she would tell him, her trademark smirk dancing across her lips. He doesn't mention the fact that she's the dead one now. Cato/Clove
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
A Cannon Sounds by greenrose15 reviews
What if Clove had managed to kill Katniss that day of the feast? What if Cato and Clove were the last tributes remaining? What if they thought they could BOTH go home? What if the Gamemakers still went back on their promise to have two victors? one shot
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
What We Stand For by halcyon calamity reviews
AU, with Cato and Clove winning the Hunger Games. She doesn't know what she stands for, but she knows what the Capitol does stand for. She knows what they think she stands for. Maybe Cato is the only one who really knows.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Hands Where I Can See Them by The Girl With The Silly Smile reviews
The story of two unlikely people falling in love... Then out of love... Then back in. Can Detective Maximum Ride and Fang Diekman find a way to make it work while trying to dodge bullets-literally- and solve the case that brought them together? R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 81,366 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Flock auditions by infoseek reviews
The Flock, popular local band, need more members. Who will audition and who will make it in? First fanfic and have no idea where this is going. Ideas are welcome, as well as songs music
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 70,074 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Fang, Max
My 17th Year of Torture, Drama, and Misery by highflyer101 reviews
Is it super fun to be the daughter of a gazillionaire scientist in a gazillionaire town? Um, no. At least, Max doesn't think so. And shockingly, she finds someone who agrees. Someone named Fang. All human! Max's POV. It's better than it sounds, I promise.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 48,294 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Max
The Return by FeelslikeFlying47 reviews
When Dr. M forces Max and Iggy on a harmless trip the beach with close family friends for the summer, things take an unexpected turn for the worse when a night out with Nudge pulls Max back into her dangerous past. No wings. Cowrite w AKA Captain Sarcasm
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,373 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Max, Fang
Can Love Last? by KelsNicole92 reviews
Sequel to Those Gray Eyes: Prim and Rory have been together for five years. But now they have to start thinking about the future and what they want. Can their love last? *Summary might change*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 90,239 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Prim E., Rory H. - Complete
Indestructible by Planet Enchilada reviews
For years Clove has known Cato, all his strengths and weaknesses, what few weaknesses there are. But now, the evening before they step into the arena, she is having difficulty coming to terms with the fact that only one of them will be coming out.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,063 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Numb by cherryblaster reviews
We all know how Max has broken Fang's heart before, when she runs away after he kisses her. This time though, she's broken him in a way that can never be repaired-not with a thousand kisses. And so he's here, two months later, sitting alone in the rain.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Run Away to Love by Beanbag 101 reviews
When siblings Max and Iggy run away from their abusive father Jeb, things are sure to happen. What happens when Max is teased and bullied? What happens when Fang, the school's hottest guy, steps in for Max? All Human! FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Max, Fang
Iming between Maximum Ride by max and me in a tree reviews
Instant messaging between the Maximum Ride characters. Cliche idea but rediculous story. Plot doesn't form until the most recent chapter. Includes minor Fax, Eggy, and Tokila. And of course, since I laugh in Dylan's face, he's in there being an idiot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011
Diary Entries by cherryblaster reviews
One night, Iggy goes into Fang's room with...Max's diary. Do they read it? Of course they read it! But when Max wants to get her revenge when she finds out, what do us readers get? A lot of Fax of course!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,099 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Max, Fang
School's out for the Summer by cherryblaster reviews
School's out-but only for the summer. How does the flock spend their summer vacation? Will boredom, PMS, camp and rogue whitecoats slow them down? Lots of Fax and Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,166 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Max, Fang
Safe by Angelic Syntax reviews
After a brutal break up with her boyfriend, Max becomes lonely and distant. Fang is there to comfort her, like how any bestfriend is. After Max's life is threaten, Fang does everything he can so she'll be safe. But how long can that last? FAX. Fluff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 54,979 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Ouija Board 3: Reborn by Fangalicous08 reviews
Number 3 in the Ouija Board trilogy! Eleven years after Ella and Dr. M's death, what's up with the flock now? Are they in danger again? Can Iggy and Ella protect their family? Read it and find out. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Iggy, Ella
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Letters to the Flock Part 2 by Bri Nichole reviews
What if you could write a letter to any character in Maximum Ride? And then have them write you back? Here's your chance! Just write a letter-review and the flock will write you back! **ADOPTED FROM FANGALICOUS08**
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2011
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The 300th Annual Hunger Games reviews
The Hunger Games are back! 14th District revealed, more tributes than before, suspense! I'M REBELLING! SYOT IS OPEN PEOPLE! FANFICTION WILL HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT, CAUSE I'LL NEVER STOP!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2012
Fitting songs
I found some songs that I think suit Clato. CatoxClove So, songfic?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Cato, Clove
Kidnapped, Tortured, and Returned But Never Loved reviews
Maximum Ride lives with her brother and sister and has plenty of friends. But one day she get kidnapped. After escaping she returns home, but doesn't come home from school. Will they pay the ransom or will Max be in the kidnappers hands forever? ON HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,596 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Max
We Lived, Not Them reviews
What if Cato had made it to Clove time? Would they have still made it through the rest of the games? The answers are all here... Staying as a oneshot ONLY! Rated T for... reasons.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete