Author has written 4 stories for Ranger's Apprentice.
Hello, SeekerMaxia here.
If you're anything like me, then you rarely read an author's profile, so I have no idea why I'm bothering to write this... but if you have decided to read my profile page, then good for you - celebrate with an imaginary biscuit!
By the way... if I was you, I wouldn't expect regular updates. If procrastinating was an Olympic event, then I would get gold.
I have Tumblr!
If you just want to say "hi", then feel free. You can also ask me anything, which you can do anonymously... or you can just tell me to hurry up with writing fanfiction...
A Thank You
Thank you to anyone who has ever left a guest review on any of my stories. It is greatly appreciated, and since I can't thank you via a message, I thought I would publicly announce it here. Heck, this is a thank you to ANYONE who has reviewed on my stories, since I tend to be forgetful and forget to message - sorry :(
Also, I would like to thank anyone who has favourited/followed myself as an author or one of my stories. It means a lot to me that you think highly enough of my writing to do that.
Ranger's Apprentice Book 12 is going to be called "The Royal Ranger" (taken from the Official Facebook page 13/02/2013), and it's going to be the last one in the series (Official Facebook Page 10/03/2012).
It's a Mandola
Why Apprentices and Feasts Do Not Mix
Here's a little bit about me:
Favourite books: Harry Potter, Ranger's Apprentice, The Wardstone Chronicles, How To Train Your Dragon, Kingkiller Chronicle, Kingbreaker Kingmaker, Discworld
Favourite television shows: Doctor Who, Merlin, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Once Upon A Time,
Favourite films: How To Train Your Dragon, Back To The Future, A Knight's Tale, Tangled, Brave
Favourite Quidditch Team: Chudley Cannons (I kid you not, this is actually my local Quidditch team).
'I thought I'd stumbled on Sleeping Beauty and her ugly sister,' said another voice, 'waiting for the kiss of true love to wake them from their slumbers. Forgive me if I didn't oblige -Will Treaty Ranger's Apprentice Book 8 Kings of Clonmel.
'One part brave, three parts fool.' -Brom Eragon.
Halt:"Is that a bony backside I see sticking up out of the grass by that black rock? I think it is. Maybe I should put an arrow through it, if it's owner doesn't GET IT DOWN!" Ranger's Apprentice.
Gilan:"You, Halt? Grim? Who could say such a thing?" Halt:"You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all." Ranger's Apprentice Book 2 The Burning Bridge.
"Don't listen to me. I'm in shock. Look, I've got a blanket." -Sherlock Holmes BBC's Sherlock.
Sherlock Holmes: Punch me in the face. John Watson: Punch you? Sherlock Holmes: Yes, punch me, in the face. Didn't you hear me? John Watson: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext. BBC's Sherlock.
"Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?" -Timon Lion King