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Author has written 6 stories for Artemis Fowl.

I am a female teenager (NOT telling how old exactly), and I live in North Virginia (again, not getting any more specific). My hobbies are reading, drawing, listening to music, and writing fanfiction. (Durr.)

My favorite books/series are, in this order: ARTEMIS FOWL, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Lord of the Rings, Vampire Kisses, The Mysterious Benedict Society, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, Harry Potter, Dash and Lily's Book of Dares, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, anything by Sarah Dessen especially Dreamland and Just Listen, Twilight (I'M SORRY! DON'T KILL ME!)... I know I'm forgetting some...

My favorite movies are, in this order: Thor, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, Ironman, The Return of the King, The Princess Bride, The Two Towers, The Fellowship of the Ring, Batman Begins, Mulan, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin... again, I know there are more. Bet you liked how I went straight from badass movies to old-school Disney, right?

My favorite artist of all time: OWL CITY. Runners-up are: Taylor Swift (if I'm in the mood), Toby Keith, Rodney Atkins, Kesha, Cher Lloyd, Cady Groves, Maroon 5, One Direction...

NEVER try to convince me of the goodness of: abortion (BABY MURDER), McDonald's (DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO THEIR CHICKENS?!?!?), autocorrect (funny, but infuriating), or white chocolate (just... no).

Ships--

So far, I've only written for Artemis Fowl, so...

Holly/Artemis--Ex-CUSE me. Anyone who has read books 6&7 can see that they are destined to be together. Orion actually says that Artemis is in love with Holly. *clears throat* and I quote, "I share Artemis's passion, but not his boorishness." And if that doesn't convince you: "There was so much I wanted to tell you about how we feel, Artemis and I." DURR. Screw TLG.

Root/Vinyaya--There really isn't much supportive evidence for them. They're just cute.

Opal/Foaly--I know, I know.

Minerva/Trouble--I hate them both. Hence, a ship!

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"Ask forgiveness, not permission." Toby Keith

"The great thing about FanFiction dot com is that you can post a quote and lie about the source." George Washington

"Losing him was blue like I've never known/ Missing him was dark grey, all alone/ Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you've never met/ But loving him was red." Taylor Swift (Holly's thoughts about Artemis between books 3 and 4.)

"Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." Mark Twain

"You think that killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't! It just makes people dead." -A Very Potter Musical

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Random quizzes:

1.Grab te nearest book to you, turn to page 81, Line 4.

"...anybody stupid enough to stand in his way." (Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

uh... My wall?

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Criminal Minds, baby.

4.Without looking, guess what time it is.

12:30 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

12:50 PM. Shit.

6.With the exception of the computer what else can you hear?
HA! I'm on an itouch, not computer! Don't jump to conclusions! And I can her the washing machine, dryer, and the rest of my family talking.

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This morning at five to go to swim practice.

8.Before you started this survey what did you look at?
IzzyPure's profile page.

9.What are you wearing?
jeans, sneakers, and a green shirt in memory of the Connecticut shooting

10. Did you dream last night?
nope. Sadly n

11. When did you last laugh?

I don't remember. It's been a while.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Paintings, doodles, a couple of my Artemis Fowl illustrations.

13.Seen anything wierd lately?

Just my reflection.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
I'm wondering if anyone is actually going to care enough to read my answers.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Holes.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight. What would you buy?

Clothes. A nice dress. Presents for random people.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

Um. I'm in love with Sherlock Holmes?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would make it so that we would get money from ffnet. Because really, we work too hard for this.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yep. I suck, but yep.

20. George Bush:
Is old!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Chrysanthemum. Or Artemis.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Patrick. Or Artemis.

Next random quiz:

1) Have you ever been asked out?
Yes. over text. It was sweet, though, so I didn't care about that.

2) Where did you get your profile pic?

an old design I made on an index card.

3) What's your middle name?
[sigh] Jane.

4) Your current relationship status?
Singleish/long distaceish. It's complicated.

5) Does your crush like you back?
I have no clue. If you value your sanity, don't ask me how that connects with my last answer, because I will give you the whole convoluted story and then bitch to you about my life.

6) What is your current mood?
I'm constantly depressed.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
white, for once.

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Green. To commemorate Newtown, Connecticut.

9) Missing something?

My sanity and peace of mind.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Freaking out when the guy I like put his arm around me. I think I chased him off.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

Snake. Or hawk.

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Does brokenheartedness count? I've done that at least twice.

13) Something you do a lot?
Cry.

14) The song stuck in your head?
"Better Dig Two," The Band Perry

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
IzzyPure.

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

uh. The summer solstice?

17) When was the last time you cried?

Not too long ago... Then not too long before that...

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Define "large." I sang in front of about 50 people, but not by myself.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Fly. Definitely.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

whether they look like a nice person.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

hot chocolate.

22) What's your biggest secret?

If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore.

23) Favorite color?

Black.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

I very rarely watch TV. So, no.

25) What are you?

According to my crush, fun to annoy. According to my friends, funny. According to my family, odd. According to people who don't really know me, a freak. According to me… boring.

26) Do you speak any other language?

er... Does pig Latin count?

27) What's your favorite smell?

New books/Artemis Fowl's cologne. Yes, I know what his cologne smells like. You jelly?

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Sad.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

I wish. I would start singing "Sparks Fly" by T-swizzle.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

Cookies.

31) What should you be doing?
Cleaning my room. Isn't that everyone's answer?

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

Me. My mom. Life.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

no.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Fowl. By name and nature. FOWL FANS FOREVER!!!!!!

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

Not really, no. Not anymore, anyway.

36) What is your natural hair color?

-sob- I'm ashamed to admit this, but it isn't really dirty blonde. I have lemon juiced it. Its brown.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

Me. My mom. Life.

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Little Remedies by WolfButler reviews
Take dosage daily as many times as required to relieve symptoms of stress associated with school, college, exams and/or work etc. Repeat prescriptions may be necessary. Results may vary. LATEST CHAPTER: Another look back at days when our favourite big man still had to look up at people. One person in particular, actually. Major gruff!fluff: "You'll grow. That much I can guarantee."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,415 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 12/3/2010
Fairy Roses by MissAuroraMarie reviews
TLG SPOILERS There was no hiding the regret. It kept her awake at night, and haunted her dreams. If she could have one last chance to speak to him, she would tell them those words. And those would be the only words she would say, because nothing else mattered. All that mattered was that she loved him, forever and always.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Road to Recovery by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Pre-TLG/Non-TLG compliant. Basically me obsessing over TAC & wanting to know what happens as Arty recovers, so this is my take on it. Picks up right after the last scene of TAC. I'm a sap & a drama queen but there is a plot. T as of Chap 14. Eventual A/H, but the romance really isn't the main focus, hence it not being 1 of the genres. Cover art courtesy of ArtyDanna on deviantart.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 142,299 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Noble Heart by Rocket Axxonu reviews
While Artemis's mind is still crippled with Atlantis Complex, an old enemy rises again. But this time she intends to entangle a master of deceit in a new deception that will turn the world against him. A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,231 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
All the Little Pieces by Alchemechanist reviews
Ranging across everything. A collection of drabbles. Updates may be fairly erratic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,178 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 9/30/2009
Short Circuits by HolidayBoredom reviews
A dumping-ground for my unbeta'd, one-shot brain-dribbles! From dinner dates to male birthing, proposals, haircuts, clone growing and a little bit of casual heartbreak. A bit of everything so I hope you enjoy! Chapter 23 - Artemis isn't the only Fowl with a plan. Cora's back.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,906 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Butler, Holly S.
Vacation by Lendruel reviews
I'm back! Holly goes on her first vacation in a few decades, and decides to spend a little time topside. Any and all criticisms are welcome, so review, please. A/H, probably a bit of fluff. Updated, after like two years on hiatus, woops! Warning, this is really old and I can't be bothered to rewrite the terrible parts.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,340 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
He's Only Ever Human by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
On the few times that John actually notices Sherlock's humanity, it gives him a sense of being refreshed. Sherlock's only human. It's nice to see. Series of oneshots highlighting Sherlock's emotions, because we all know that he has them. Rated M: Chapter Seventy-Four for swearing and mentions of drug use; it's skippable. The rest of the story is rated T. NOW COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 55,766 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Text Message by across-the-sun reviews
A series of text message one-shots between John and Sherlock. Most are Johnlock orientated. Other characters will be involved too. Prompts welcome! JOHNLOCK, so if that's not your cup of tea then don't drink it. Enjoy! Rated T for safety but rating could go up for some chapters, depending on what prompts are recieved. Open to any requests!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 42,646 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Once upon a Saturday Night by faerieMagic07 reviews
Once upon a Saturday night, Artemis kidnapped/takes Holly out. Trouble? Well, Trouble and Foaly teams up for sabotage. Maybe a Troll barging in is a little bit irksome specially if it also wanted Holly for his date. They all team up with a sneaky paparazzi who wants to know why he's not resting in peace after being legally dead-twice! Typical Saturday night.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
12 Days of Christmas by BlueQueenBee reviews
It's been 3 years since Artemis recovered from the Atlantic Complex, 4 since they came back from Hybras. Everyone gets together to make a Christmas that Holly will never forget. Story was on hiatus for a while. Starting to update again.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,235 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Happy Drabbles by BlueQueenBee reviews
Random Drabbles. HollyCentric, maybe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5558 - Favs: 8,454 - Follows: 9,071 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Out of the Night That Covers Me by Aima D. Duragon reviews
After the fall, Sherlock finds himself alone and plagued by thoughts of the past, or more specifically, thoughts of John. He finds himself thinking things he shouldn't think, and feeling things he shouldn't feel. And when Moriarty sends him one final case from beyond the grave, Sherlock's whole world is suddenly turned upside down. Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,012 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Because I Was Bored by 10WeepingAngel reviews
Three years post-Reichenbach, John is kidnapped by Moriarty. He learns that not only are Moriarty and Sherlock alive, but Sherlock has been Moriarty's prisoner the whole time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,144 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
Trubblesome Relations by Katherine Apollo Karma reviews
Hidden romances, unrecognized feelings, and jealousy abound . Trouble wants Artemis but he won't be taken without a fight. An Art/Trubs Yaoi. Better than this summary is I promise XD. Grammer and spelling get better as you go too. Read and review. *Being rewritten*
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,281 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - [Artemis F., Trouble K.] [Holly S., Grub K.]
Coping Mechanisms by Karen Rhine reviews
It's been close to a year since John had lost Sherlock to suicide. Completely unaware that the suicide was, in fact, not a suicide at all, he attempts to move on with his life. When Sherlock eventually reveals himself to John, will either of them be able to go back to the way they were before? Will they even want to try?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,087 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Fowl Ties by Kitsune Heart reviews
Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 21: He doesn't know what to do NOW, but I'm sure he could think up something good.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Iridescent by Kitsune Heart reviews
After the final battler against Opal Koboi, Artemis sinks into a coma. Upon awakening, he finds something inside of himself has changed. And something outside of himself, as well.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Several Awesome Things I Pray Colfer Does in TLG by Kitsune Heart reviews
A series of short scenes that we've ALL been panting over for the last book. Filling in plot holes, increasing the levels of awesome, shipping in such quantity as hasn't been seen since WWII, brick jokes, and fixing those little mistakes. Chapter 15: The grand finale, and I have RUINED you all for the last book, haven't I?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Weather Outside is Frightful by Kitsune Heart reviews
Meeting the parents is scary, but joining your significant other's family for the holidays is outright terrifying. And if those holidays are for a different religion, then the learning curve is horrific. Holly is not looking forward to Christmas at Fowl Manor, but perhaps there's something waiting there to make all the stress worthwhile. Fluff, baby. All the fluff.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Memories by AdolescentPrimordial reviews
As Artemis is regaining his memories after the attack from the Berserkers, He grows closer to his friends and family. Rating changed for language and adult themes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,187 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Wreaking Havoc by LuckyLink7 reviews
A Rebel Group and an exiled fairy could lead to the ultimate collision between humans and fairies. Artemis Fowl the Second is pulled into a crazy journey full of confusing questions, one of which is far more frightening for him than all the others: the question of the devilishly attractive Holly Short.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,940 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
I Know You'll Find Me by H8rOfToast8899 reviews
It has been months since the Reichenbach fall, and John Watson is moving on with his life- until he gets knocked over by a stranger in the street, who actually isn't as strange to John as some would think. Could become a chapter story, but frankly I doubt it. Rated K for one bad word.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Beacon by happywritingx reviews
Holly's life isn't the best. But it takes a really sharp turn on a trip to Fowl Manor when she's invited to Time's Square for New Year's. Just a fun little story, a late New Year's present. AxH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl: Nearing Perfection by Lli reviews
The sequel to Artemis Fowl: The Desiderata. Holly gets assigned to the theft and/or kidnapping (it depends who you ask) of an ancient Fairy relic and has to deal with choking hazards, racist co-workers, duelling lovers, and an Irishman who is worse than all the rest of it combined. AU set after The Eternity Code.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,123 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Next Adventure by Sir E. Bellum reviews
I wrote this shortly after finishing the last Artemis Fowl book (ok, immediately after), deciding that I didn't like the cliffhanging ending to a series. This is the beginning of my own series of Artemis Fowl stories, as I now have ideas for more adventures.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,669 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Resurrecting Annie by HolidayBoredom reviews
'Oh! Hi, Artemis! Listen, I've been having dreams about your father murdering random people and burying them the decorative verge... Ring any bells' Rated T but rated M in later chapters. Updated... sporadically at best.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 117,257 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler, Holly S.
A Fowl State Of Affairs Book 1: Heroes, Myths And Liars by dusk4224 reviews
When Holly finds Artemis spiralling into depression she tries to fix his broken mind. But when old enemies start to return and the dead begin to walk it looks like the worst is yet to come! So they call in old allies in the hope of stopping the upcoming threat. But this time the villains are not who they seem and everything good has fought to build is crumbling down.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,848 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Please Leave a Message by ValkeryVale reviews
A small part of him thought that Sherlock might have answered the phone and had a brilliant explanation for everything John saw. That this was all just an elaborate ruse to draw Moriarty out. Part of him just wanted to hear his voice. John leaves a series of voicemail messages for Sherlock, which Sherlock in turn answers - showing what happened those first few weeks after the fall.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,252 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Long Way Home by showbizz reviews
Artemis gets shot when he jumps in front of Butler to save him. He gets rushed down to the J. Argon clinic in critical condition. Holly is haunted by the memories of that fateful night. When she finally gets to go and see him, she is shocked to discover that it's not exactly Artemis in control of the teenager's body. Post TLG. My first fic. Just your trashy, guilty pleasure go-to.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 70,026 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Graveyard by HolidayBoredom reviews
Where fanfics come to die. First story to come out of storage - "Gift Wrapped". In which some of you might remember Opal Koboi getting Artemis as a Christmas pressie. Read on to find out whether that's actually as kinky as it sounds.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,503 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012
The Blood of Erin by FFcrazy15 reviews
In ancient times, the seer Ohm prophesied that one day, the lines of two twin princes would fight in battle, to save or doom all mankind. The only problem? The man who's destined to save the world has gone missing, and has no idea who he is. Who better to put on the job than the teenage mastermind himself? Post-TLG.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Plan: An Artemis Fowl Fanfiction by Fluffy Nabs reviews
Post The Last Guardian (TLG): Artemis, now 18, has a plan to make loving Holly possible, and happily ever after a reality for both of them. Ongoing story - reviews are love!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,476 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
In the Time to Come by Lli reviews
A collection of A/H shorts. Mostly romantic, but not exclusively. Now including: Strauss, fluff, Paris Hilton, fluff, Hokusai, and fluff.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Finger Painting in the Dark by whitchry9 reviews
Sherlock is kidnapped and tortured by Moriarty. The aftermath is horrific, and no one is sure if things could ever go back to normal. WARNINGS: Mentions of torture and violence, rated for such. 18 chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,033 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
It started with goodbye by SterlingSilver07 reviews
Post-Reichenbach Fall. John has been without Sherlock Holmes for three years, and still, grief plagues him with every step he takes. Though, when he begins receiving intriguing anonymous messages, it seems the tides have turned. (Unbeta-ed. If I get one, chapters will be re-uploaded)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
A Quiet Walk in the Park by Lizzy0305 reviews
More than three years after The Fall John finally meets with Sherlock again. While on a walk in the park, they talk and John's miserable life suddenly changes into something better. However the inevitable truth emerges and John has to realize his life is not what it seems.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep by MagnoliaHolmes reviews
A piece of fanfiction from John's point of view after Sherlock's death, based on a poem by Mary Elizabeth Frye, and therefore is not mine. Post-Reichenbach. Mentions of major character death. Rated T because I feel like it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Day Terrors by FrankandJoe3 reviews
John goes on a talk show to tell the world his side of Sherlock's 'suicide'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Two To Build, Two To Break by StillWaters1 reviews
Lestrade knew what two words could do.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2013 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
A Study In Sibling Affections by JaneMartin906 reviews
In which Mycroft has dared to send his baby brother a gift for his birthday. Sherlock does not approve. John helps him plot revenge. Mainly involves birthdays.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
An Elegy for Artemis Senior by LuckyLink7 reviews
After attempting (perhaps unwisely) to 'holiday', Artemis Fowl is suddenly being hunted down by a notorious gang and followed by gloomy thoughts of his former lover Holly Short, as well as Butler. Will he live to see another day, and will he ever see Holly again?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Masqued in Candlelight by Death'sDarkAngel reviews
Sherlock is forced to attend the Met's annual charity ball without John, who ends up with a last minute emergency at the surgery and is unable to attend. As a result, a mysterious masked stranger seduces the consulting detective on the dance floor. Pure fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Life Was Moving On by DemonsLullaby reviews
Three year after his death, Sherlock returns, and neither knows how to explore the relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Growing Up Beside You by foreverbutnever reviews
Sherlock Holmes never cried; it was a stupid idea. He couldn't understand why people participated in the activity; it was pointless, dull and made your body do awful things like make your face go blotchy and your nose run. He'd learnt quickly not to cry. He never got anywhere crying.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,111 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Quiet Afternoon by Sherlockfan12 reviews
Sherlock's skin seems to be taunting John as he gradually comes to grips with his affection for his friend. But things don't go at all as planned when he tests his theory that Sherlock doesn't care a whit for affection. Sweet and Cuddly with a dash of drama. Slash (no sex), Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
After the End by Lli reviews
Because, let's be honest, an ending that wide open is nothing more than a thinly-veiled request for someone else to do what needs to be done. Therefore, this author has completely disregarded TLG's thoughts re: endings and done just that; despite it not being marketable to a YA audience or people with biology degrees. Post-TLG, A/H no longer just implied, now an undeniable fact.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,282 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F.
His Watson by Beejette reviews
Sometimes, his jaw is prickly, unshaven for a few days, so different from Sherlock's own, which is always smooth, and he'll bite and suck and mark, and growl /mine/ over and over, claiming his beloved doctor for his own...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Take It Off by Death'sDarkAngel reviews
After a puzzling series of murders take place at an all-male review club, Sherlock cons John into going undercover…and the results of the case turn out to be a lot more revealing than he initially bargained for.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,463 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Silent Guardian by saltandburnit reviews
Ever since Artemis Fowl the Second was born, Butler has been there by his side, watching him get hurt and change, succeed and break. A collection of one-shots focusing on some parts of the young genius's mind no one else had dared witness. Rated T to be safe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Artemis F., Butler
Challenges by Harry Artemis Jackson reviews
While Holly is visting Fowl Manor after the events of TLG, Artemis has her read the journals of his eight year old self so she can learn of the thing he never told her.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Refresh Your Memory by LoveFromAzkaban reviews
"Do you remember when I kissed you?"..."Need help jogging your memory?" spoilers for TLG. Holly/Artemis. Rated M for future smut.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Rain Over Shamrocks by In Christ Alone reviews
A strange turn of events changes Holly... and shows her that humanity might still have a heart. A healthy dose of love, adventure, friendship and luck o' the Irish.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Delusions by LoveFromAzkaban reviews
Artemis is suffering from terrifying hallucinations, but Holly is there to protect him.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A Very Long Engagement by Lli reviews
Thirty-something!Artemis and his wife come home to Ireland for Angline's Christmas party, as they do every year. And, as he does every year, Artemis drinks a little too much and indulges in a little self-loathing. An unexpected guest arrives in the midst of this and the night breaks with tradition, with long-lasting consequences.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Sleepless by Bensonrocks reviews
Post Time Paradox. Artemis and Holly can't sleep...A/H. Warning: Mature content. Some funny spots, though.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,075 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Discovery by Alexandria Solace reviews
A collection of Artemis/Holly drabbles. Will only be updated if I have INSPIRATION.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Wind by E.M. Megs reviews
In the end, he was just the wind surrounding her, reminding her with his unforgettable presence that just a spark of decency was all that was needed to create a beautiful person. She closed her eyes briefly and let him surround her like he always did. "I love you, stupid Mud Boy. Gods help me, I do." One-shot - Blatant A/H - set about 200 years after the books - Holly-centric
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Coffins by E.M. Megs reviews
There was no denying the feeling she got when she walked into Fowl Manor and found it empty. Unwittingly she drew her neutrino, her ears prickling with anxiety. And then she saw them and she wasn't sure if her initial response should be to stare, flee, or scream. One-shot - A/H if you squint REALLY HARD - Warning: Features insane Artemis, Post-TLG
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Check Mate by PrincessFreakinCastiel reviews
Artemis wakes up in Dr. J Argon's psychiatric ward with nearly all his memories. The one he's missing? Holly. If you like comedy romance light comedy please read! First story!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,670 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Retaliation by Rose Starre reviews
Artemis gets a brilliant plan, and of course, it involves Holly. And the "war". What will the human mastermind come up with? Let's find out, shall we?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Grief by Sweetdeath04 reviews
Post-TLG. Spoilers! "These visits aren't helping him, or you, Holly. I think it would be best, for both of you, if you didn't visit for a while." In the end, they got Artemis back. They all did, except Holly. With no other option, she is forced to grieve.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Artemis Fowl: Opals Revenge by Juliegirl22 reviews
This is what I think would be a great story idea after the last book in the series. Artemis's soul enters into the clone created in the Chrysalis. But he wasn't the only soul floating around, waiting for a body to inhabit.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,688 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Diaries of the Heart by PrincessFreakinCastiel reviews
A collection of poems and drabbles that give insight into Artemis and Holly's emotions during his recovery. Set between TAC and TLG. A bit depressing at times, but there is light to meet the darkness :) Hartemis! :)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
My Heart Was Home Again by In Christ Alone reviews
5 Non-cliched, non- OC, original one-shot Christmas stories, for those of you who are tired of cliched plots. Bountiful in love, friendship, snow, and Christmas joy. Real and implied A/H. Hopefully a new holiday tradition for me.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Holly Short: The Life Conundrum by Jane Krahe reviews
After the events of The Last Guardian, Holly rebuilds and has to live. Artemis/Holly romance, basically. Rated M for a mild sex scene.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
And Every Map Is Blank by freudwithwings reviews
It felt like this: with so much past sitting like an anchor between the two of them, it was impossible to simply be. She needed to write that book, and he needed to read it. (Post TLG)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Five Times Two by Webster13 reviews
Set post-TAC. Holly comforts Artemis, who is still in the clinic. I OWN NOTHING.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Angel of Love by Nightrous reviews
SPOILER ALERT! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. If you didn't read the Time Paradox, do not read this story yet. Artemis Fowl and Holly reunite after the incident of the Time Paradox and rebuild some broken relationships! Read on!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
A Fowl Affair by LoveFromAzkaban reviews
When Draco finds out the condescending know-it-all he almost kissed and sort of groped was Artemis Fowl, his new classmate, things get very tricky indeed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Draco M., Artemis F.
Limbo by randomosity69 reviews
Post-TLG. Artemis's amnesia has led to a fatal relapse of the Atlantis Complex and if he isn't back to normal SOON, he might die again. It's a race against time as his friends and family work hard to revive his memories and help him recover - no easy task, since his paranoia is back and so is Orion! Will they be able to save Arty before it's too late? *A/H centric, mostly*
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - [Artemis F., Holly S.]
Everything In Between by Ranowa Hikura reviews
And here's your present- the epilogue and missing scenes to Endings and Beginnings! Request anything you like! Epilogue H/A, missing scenes may be anything. Spoilers for The Last Guardian.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,786 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Parentare by Lli reviews
An unabashed, no-holds-barred, all-guns-a-blazing tragic romance, with a pinch of comedy and a dash of carpe diem. It's tragic, but like all good tragedies, you saw it coming. And, if I do say so myself, getting there will totally be worth it. (A/H and TLG spoiler-FREE. Which makes it sound like a menu item)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Birthday by awesome-demigod reviews
It all started then, one birthday she thought he had forgotten, and the day that he would never forget. Slight OOC. cute
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,898 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Endings and Beginnings by Ranowa Hikura reviews
Begins right after the second to last chapter of The Last Guardian and continues on to the final chapter and beyond. Spoilers for The Last Guardian! SPOILERS! No romance in here, but Artemis/Holly romance in the epilogue.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 135,672 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Violet Hill by macalaure reviews
After Artemis' death, Holly receives one last gift. Songfic to one of Coldplay's less known songs.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
of video chats and temptations by Kalin Greyv reviews
what happens when artemis fowl and holly short have a video chat session? answer, pure hilarity and mischief on both sides. *puts on mesmer* you will read and review.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Why Artemis shouldn't be left home alone by Ranowa Hikura reviews
Complete crack fic, oneshot, total OOC... Foaly has hair problems, Holly and Butler have discovered a new workout, and Artemis is, um... well... yeah, enjoy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Complete
Casually in Love by animeroxursox reviews
What had happened when Artemis was forced ito ...modern clothes? What ensues? Trouble, Hilarity, Pranks, and a dash of romance. Hartemis
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Downward Spiral by macalaure reviews
After Artemis' soul is returned to a new body, Holly and Artemis must overcome one final obstacle. Spoilers for any fools who haven't read The Last Guardian yet. Complete!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Several Odd Things About Artemis Fowl by toufan-goddess reviews
Everyone knows Artemis Fowl II is a genius. Everyone also knows genii are very...eccentric. This is a collection of drabbles/short stories about our favorite mud boy and some of his quirks. A/H, featuring cameos by Holly, Foaly and others. Chapter 7: In which Artemis conducts research for his latest romance novel.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,979 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Bond of Souls by Femmeslash Fatale reviews
It's fairy mating season, and Holly goes to the surface to have a vacation with Artemis at Fowl Manor. But when love blossoms they must choose between their races and each other... Holly/Artemis rated M for a reason!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Potency of an Ignited Thought by Wit Unraveled reviews
A good first lasts. It's getting there that's the hard part. - The first time Holly ever considers Artemis physically and vice versa . - Featuring a rather flustered Howl. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Dying Detective and the Case of the Infuriatingly Loyal Blogger by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock's injured. Severely injured. John's off his game and Sherlock trusts John more than either of them really knew he did. Spin-off to Sherlock's Trusting in He's Only Ever Human, but can be read seperately.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Tales of Fowl by love-serenades reviews
A series of one-shots featuring anyone from our favorite Mud Whelps to our lovably feisty fairies. Chapter 13: Ugh. Men.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,834 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Holly's Diary by einstinette reviews
Lately Holly has been confused about her feelings for Artemis Fowl. She begns writing a diary so that she can understand her feelings better. Will she be shocked by what she finds out, or does she already know? A/H eventually. Can they truly succeed?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 259,175 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Grapes by Ru-Doragon reviews
Grapes was adopted from HolidayBoredom. For those of you who know this story, welcome back! For those of you that don't...I'm not sure what to say. It's hilarious. Guaranteed laugh with the added bonus of A/H. I hate this summary, but I really don't know what else to say.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Final Oration by Bellephont17 reviews
Who here has wondered exactly what each character would have acted like if they witnessed Artemis Fowl's death? What about Artemis Fowl's last words to each character? Click to find out.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,919 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Artemis F.
Madness Shared By Two by xybolic reviews
Post-TLG. Spoilers. "If there was one thing the locals living beyond the Estate could agree to about the mystery that is—was—Artemis Fowl, it was this: just the simple memory of the pale little boy stoically and silently trudging alongside his vibrant mother around the small village was enough to give anyone shivers."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Drabbles N' Things by MaryLilaWest reviews
A collection of random stories/drabbles/oneshots. It's really just a bunch of the random crazy ideas bouncing around in my head. A bit of every pairing under the sun will probably eventually be found here. Also now have some The Last Guardian drabbles!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 12/29/2008
Ascending Spiral by FFcrazy15 reviews
The phrase, "A downward spiral" is often finished with, "into madness." Artemis Fowl disagrees: he believes a spiral staircase does not only descend, but also ascends. However, his struggle back to sanity is soon to be challenged by his old foe, Opal Koboi. Can he and his friends save the world one final time? Or will the rising odds finally put an end to Artemis Fowl? A/H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,724 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Life Drabbles by ThyHuntress reviews
Life is sometimes so short for humans. These are drabbles following Artemis and Holly as they continue through Artemis's young existence. In some there is possible A/H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Lessons in Literature by ThyHuntress reviews
For some reason, lesson in the human's choice of romance novels, furthered into something else...A one-shot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Reverse Paradox by ThyHuntress reviews
What might have happened if Artemis hadn't told Holly he lied to her at the moment. A One-Shot. An awkward A/H. Rated T just to be safe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis's Rules by 2whitie reviews
Not a crossover, but based on the Rules From NCIS. What if Artemis and Co. had their own list? A oneshot to go along with each rule.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,625 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Incognito Devotion by aerorolo reviews
Fic Request. Years after Sherlock's fall, John Watson bumps into a familiar man, who calls himself Benedict Cumberbatch.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,522 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 202 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Take me by HamsterCastiel reviews
First Sherlock story I ve written based on a roleplay. Warnings for very dominant Sherlock! Kinks, toys, dirty talk.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,100 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 158 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Weakness by OstentatiousNature reviews
His intelligence can be rivaled by nearly no being above or below the earth. His plans have no faults—his logic no flaws. For this reason, Artemis Fowl seems invincible. One-shot for a bit of a character relationship exploration.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A New Life by FenrirSS reviews
Artemis undergoes an incident that will change his life forever...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,621 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Five Artemis Kisses and One That Was Not by Thief of Black Winged Hearts reviews
This is one of those five and one fic. The five times Artemis kissed Holly and the one time she kissed him instead. This shows the progression of the A/H relationship over time. Rated T for swearing and mildly dirty scenes
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Too 'Short' a fuse by demon-hell-fire reviews
Trouble goes too far, and Holly does't appreciate that. Meanwhile Artemis is having a hard time trying to contact his best friend. Maybe she needs a vacation? Loads of A/H comedy fluff. R&R nice. I'll probably update on a regular basis. T for now.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Lessons Learned by R. Reynolds reviews
Artemis Fowl prided himself on being an extremely direct man. However, in his twenty-five years of existence, he had learned that some things should never be said, true as they might be.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Her Only Weakness by Been.There.And.Back reviews
One-shot. Holly only has one weakness, and guess who it is?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Sherlock 100 by Nova-chan reviews
Me filling the Sherlock 100 table on Livejournal. Rating will fluctuate.. Chap 42 and 43: Sherlock comes home to find John packing. Chap 44-46: Mycroft has suffered a brain injury; Sherlock puts his life on hold to care for him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 51,486 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Now Choose, Arty! by Been.There.And.Back reviews
A one-shot in which Holly catches Artemis kissing Minerva, and Artemis has to make it up to her. Rated T for romance
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
I Don't Like Lollipops by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Sequel to The Gift of Tongues. It was one of Artemis' lowest moments: the only time his brain failed him. At least some good seems to be coming out of it now. Arty/Holly romance
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2011 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Escape by Chtulhu reviews
They've been avoiding a conversation they know they must have. They've been been ignoring the events that have led them to where they are. It can't last forever. Nothing can last forever. Can it? Strong AxH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,662 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl: Cause and Effect by Mockingbirdflyaway reviews
Cause: A fairy stealing the Mona Lisa. Effect: Having to put up with the most irritating, unpredictable woman on the planet while you try to recover it and avert another crossworld disaster.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,536 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Artemis F.
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 3,554 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Happy Reading by Aleauxvander reviews
Apparently she tasted like, of all things, soy-ice cream. But of course Artemis would know, wouldn't he?... A lesson in taste, lust, sex and pointless novels. Artemis/Holly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Prey by wolfraven80 reviews
ArtemisxHolly. Post-TAC. "When Artemis woke, he was not surprised to find a pair of eyes –- one hazel, one blue –- fixed on him."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,623 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
My Secret Santa by SEAubrey reviews
TPG Contest. It's the Annual Secret Santa Exchange amongst the LEP officers. Holly Short keeps getting special presents from her Secret Santa. Who was her Secret Santa?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Holly S. - Complete
Christmas Piano by ArmedWithAPen reviews
Holly, spending her two-week Christmas vacation above-ground with the Fowls, discovers one of Artemis' more legal talents. Artemis/Holly. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Revealing Truth by Drop And Die reviews
Three years have passed since their last adventure. But now a mundane yet much more complicated problem awaits Artemis and Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,345 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Greatest Gift by Belzzz reviews
What do you give to the elf who turned your life around? What should that gift say? How can one gift make amends for past mistakes and pave the way for a future? Is Artemis willing to give the up the one thing he holds more precious than gold?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Matching Eyes, Matching Hopes by Sexymckittington reviews
A Sexy One shot with Artemis and Holly, If enough people R&R I might make it longer. They both love eachother but dont realise it, you know it, I know it... Maybe if E C writes a 8th book they will too, but until then... Rated M!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,856 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Evergreen by Thief of Black Winged Hearts reviews
Holly left, but now she's back! How will Artemis react? Fluffiness, but fluffiness with a kinda plot. T because they're good kissers! A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Other Hunter by Sakina the Fallen Angel reviews
Remember that 'long talk' that Holly promised Artemis? Well, watch out Artemis/Orion, for here it comes! Very short story in which Artemis and Orion fight for the hand of Holly, set just after the Atlantis Complex. Major crack ensues. R'n'R please!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,815 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Of Mice And Snakes by ArmedWithAPen reviews
When a late-night thunderstorm forces Captain Holly Short to call on her inner story-teller, she wishes she'd paid better attention in Human Fairy Tale class. Now, she has to make one up on her own. Artemis/Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Scorpius by xybolic reviews
TBR Contest Entry. It was probably a mistake to date an elf who was looking after a demented Mud Boy. Best Over-All winner in Kitsune Heart's 'The Big Reveal' Contest
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Half the Perfect World by Alchemechanist reviews
It had been four months since he had had a call from her. They said she was busy. And when she finally found him she said otherwise. And he ran with her before the People could kill them all for an act she had not committed. A new life was to be built.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,946 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Persephone's Crown by The Creatress reviews
Holly is stripped of her power and exiled from Haven after the Council blames her for the Artemis Fowl incident. Powerless, Holly finds herself trying to rebuild her life from inside Fowl Manor. Eventual AH. Rating may go up later for adult themes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,823 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Dandelions by ArmedWithAPen reviews
Holly teaches Artemis of the workings of the universe through dandelions. Artemis/Holly. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Hunter Hunted by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH, mostly UST, post TTP. Months after Opal's escape at Hook Head, Artemis and Holly are again thrown together when an LEP officer goes missing, and reports surface of a 'monster' in Fort Tryon Park, Manhattan.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,937 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Holly's Only Competition by RoseRedMisery reviews
One-shot! Holly is sent to Arty’s house to guard him after Opal escapes in TTP. She is surprised to find that she may not be the only female competing for his attention and his heart. Arty/Holly Brief language and sexuality, slightly misleading.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Superstition by kris932 reviews
“Some legends are just legends Artemis.” “Then you should have nothing to fear. “ he replied as he reached to hand her one of the acorns.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
What You Mean to Me by Circean Shadow reviews
Artemis's heart hurts with longing: it's been three months since he saw her... Artemis/Holly. Warning: the ending is very suggestive.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
All in Pieces on His Bedroom Floor by Lli reviews
About as dark as I can get, mild swearing. Holly panics and breaks something fragile. Ten years later, she's still doing self-imposed penance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Something More by tahtswutshesed reviews
When does friendship become something more? They can't deny this any longer.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
In The Closet by Lli reviews
Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
In Need Of A Friend by RoseRedMisery reviews
Something tragic happens to Artemis, and things don't get better when Holly refuses to talk to him. What will her coldness do to him? Character death and lemons. Rated M for a reason! Don't read if you're under 14.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,867 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Like a Lollipop by The Creatress reviews
Romance/humour. Two-shot. Post TTP. An extended version of 'Oh, Holly, Holly, Holly, Holly.' Artemis and Holly are playing chess and he soon finds it hard to concentrate. His elf-kissing days... Are just beginning. Rated M for a reason.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,575 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
An Interesting Interrogation by Strikesnake reviews
when some technology goes missing the fairies need it back. By ANY means! A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Seen In A Certain Light by Lli reviews
After an extraordinary event, can one return to an ordinary life? Holly, at least, is determined to try. And, needless to say, everyone pitches in to help - regardless of whether or not she wants them to.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,699 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl Drabbles by Boussole reviews
My collection of AF drabbles. Varying characters, pairings, genres, and ratings. For several challenges, including GTA, 12LH, af100, and 18coda. Constructive criticism is much appreciated.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007
Practice by broken-quill24 reviews
After all these years, Artemis finally agrees to get fit. However, what will happen when Butler decides that Artemis needs someone more 'his size' to train him? A/H Fluff One-Shot. Please Read, Enjoy and Review.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Once a Month by SilverWolf7007 reviews
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/16/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Nothing's Changed by Dlvvanzor reviews
Holly and Artemis have finally said some things that have long needed to be said. But of course, nothing has changed. Holly/Artemis Oneshot. Some spoilers for Time Paradox.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Just A Dream by Power of the Pen12 reviews
On the eve of a big mission, Holly hears Artemis talking in his sleep. These unconscious words reveal more than Holly should know. A/H I'm sorry about the formatting problem. Bear with me.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Chicken Soup for Arty's Soul by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis falls ill and loses his voice. And if that wasn't bad enough, Holly drops by for an unexpected visit. Poor Artemis. COMPLETE. Slight AxH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Double the Fun by The Creatress reviews
Post TTP. Artemis and Holly try to mend their damaged relationship and restore their trust for one another while facing a dangerous new alliance: Minerva and Opal Koboi are working together. Rating may go up for adult themes and violence in later chapters
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,433 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 3,723 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Question by ArtysSexKitten reviews
Artemis has a question for Holly, one which he says, only she can answer. What is it? Arty/Holly oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Just One Question by Ms. Marla reviews
Artemis asks a simple question, and recieves the most amazing answer he's ever heard.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
When Artemis Lost His Brain by Tomo Potter reviews
Puberty is taking over just when Holly came to stay... Can Artemis control himself? Or will things get out of hands before they've even begun? ArtemisxHolly, post LC.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,512 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl Drabbles by The White Lily reviews
[AF] Whatever comes to mind for me to drabble about. Still mostly angst, but occasionally not so.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006
Angel In A Lime Green Jumpsuit by Earthborne reviews
After a few years of inactivity from Artemis Fowl, Root's paranoia gets the better of him. So he sends Holly for a bit of an interrogation, which, as we all know, never ends in the way they plan. Artemis X Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Alakazam by NeverEndingNonsense reviews
ArtemisHolly: fluffy stuff. Artemis does magic, Holly has talent, he can't remember, she can't resist. Fun fun fun. R&R :COMPLETE:
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,292 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Fine Line by NeverEndingNonsense reviews
There's a fine line between genius and insanity, at least that's what she says. Evidentally there's also a fine line between doing your job and love. :ArtemisHolly: slight OOC possible for sake of plot :COMPLETE: R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,043 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
You never really forget by Ovensfriends reviews
The mind is not a toy. You can't hit the 'reset' button time and again, then expect everything to turn out okay.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Giggles in the Dark by Balrog Pimp reviews
A playful tickle ficlet that I felt I needed to write to lighten my previous writings. Whilst in Moria Aragorn discovers a secret about Boromir and wins a somewhat different victory over him to get his Steward to open up to him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
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Between The Lines reviews
We all know that the AF series is about Artemis's character delevopment. But what about Holly? Her past was no fairy tale, either. Set in time lapses and between books, Artemis has to heal her wounds. A mix of humor, romance, and pain.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,789 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
12 Days of Valentines reviews
12 romantic A/H ficlets. T to be safe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,931 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Dozens reviews
Poems. Drabbles. And lots of them. If I can't think of anything to write, I will come here and puke something out. Not sure how many there are going to be, hence the title. Will be updated in spastic blurbs. T because I don't trust myself to hold to a K . And, as always, A/H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Strength reviews
The long-awaited (by me) sequel to Weakness! Trouble Kelp discovers Artemis and Holly's relationship, and he is out for BLOOD. Maybe... literally? T for a reason. Chapter 1 is fixed and 2 should be up soon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Weakness reviews
On Holly's routine visit to check on Artemis, she ends up in a ticklish situation.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Unknowing Confessions reviews
Holly overhears a conversation between Artemis and Orion.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete