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Joined 12-24-11, id: 3561196, Profile Updated: 08-29-12
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

WASSUUP?!

No, in this case its not the sky ._.

Anyway heres a few things about me

1) My name is Pauline, but call me Pauline. Lol. See what I did there?

2)I'm 13 years young

3)I love to write Twilight fanfics

4)I'm TEAM EDWARD

5)Im very out-spoken and I love to make people happy.

I hate really depressing stories, theres just no point for those. All they do is make the depressing feeling mutual which could lead to self harm, like cutting or suicide. If you happen to enjoy writing those stories ok thats great, i'm not saying your the cause of suicide or something. I'm just saying in my opion there should always be a HEA. As long as there is one then I have apsolutely no issue.

I'm very mature, but very childish at the same time, it kind of erks me -_- I still watch Disney Channel, and Nick. I still hang out with my friends, and do crazy stuff like planking in Rite Aid (We got kicked out 8-). Boredum makes you do alot of stupid stuff). I act like a child because I am one. But when I began writing it's like I'm this different person. It's quite hard to explain so i'll just say this:

I love writing with a passion and I already have my life planned out. Write, Go to school, be crazy, graduate, go to college for a major in writing, graduate that, be a writer!

Simple As That. 8-)

Lol, I probably sound really cheesy, I should stop. Because i'm Lactose Intolerant. ROFL! That just made my day 8-). As I was saying up top, I love making people happy. If you are sad i'll crack some stupid jokes that make no sense at all to try and make you happy. My personality is bubbly and weird. Im just cool like that.

Favorite Shows: Bad Girls Club, Spongebob, The Legend Of Korra, Jersey Shore (Don't judge me -_-), Snooki & JWoww (I just really love that meatball), Etc.

Favorite Movies: The Twilight Movies, The Hunger Games, Mean Girls, Some Other Stuff I Cant Think Of Off The Top Of My Head (Hate When That Happens)

What I Do When Bored: Do Impersonations Of Famous People (My Robert Pattinson Isn't That Bad), Sing At The Top Of My Lungs Until The Neighbors Knock And Beg Me To Low My Voice, Get Kicked Out Of Places, Try To Dance, Mess With My Brother, Etc.

I love making new friends, so feel free to PM me, just try getting to know me.

My Beta Is Galgalatz, Her Stories Are Great. Check Her Out.

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High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21485 - Favs: 11,937 - Follows: 7,902 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 165,303 - Reviews: 8589 - Favs: 9,073 - Follows: 10,913 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14832 - Favs: 7,654 - Follows: 7,012 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4478 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fatherhood, Formula, and Other F Words by anhanninen reviews
When man-whore, foul-mouthed Edward's life takes an unexpected turn, he's left with a baby to raise. With the help of a friendly neighbor, he learns sometimes the unexpected could be the best thing that's ever happened. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,732 - Reviews: 6452 - Favs: 6,271 - Follows: 4,784 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Me and Mr Cullen by Catastrophia reviews
It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,317 - Reviews: 8441 - Favs: 5,986 - Follows: 7,498 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward
Coming to Terms by GinnyW 31 reviews
A one night stand, a handful of condom wrappers, and Bella decides she's meant to be alone. Fate has other plans. Re-posted with minor edits.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 154,953 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 2,387 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19477 - Favs: 8,963 - Follows: 6,669 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12489 - Favs: 8,110 - Follows: 6,265 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One More Chance by tpec1991 reviews
When Edward&Bella met it was love at 1st sight. On their wedding day, Edward makes a huge mistake. Hurt, Bella runs away w/o a trace. What happens when years later he runs into her and discovers that she's NOT with some1 but also she's not ehmm... ALONE?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 361,389 - Reviews: 3595 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4279 - Favs: 4,026 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh Brother by RobzBeanie reviews
** COMPLETE ** Shy, orphaned Edward comes to live with his older brother and his wife to finish out his last year of high school, bringing with him a seven-year crush on his sister-in-law. ** TASTE OF THE FORBIDDEN CONTEST - Honorable Mention Judges Vote, Judges Favorite from SoapyMayhem ** #6 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Nov 2012 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,468 - Reviews: 2121 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20240 - Favs: 12,152 - Follows: 7,021 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,249 - Reviews: 3048 - Favs: 2,872 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6211 - Favs: 4,670 - Follows: 5,358 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Most Eligible Bachelor by Lost In Fanfiction reviews
After years in seclusion, Edward Masen, a former teen pop star reappears as the Bachelor on a reality tv show. Will he find true love or heartache? E/B all human rated M HEA with a little drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 74,122 - Reviews: 3240 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
La Dolce Vita: Hollywood Living by johnnyboy7 reviews
What happens when newly divorced, mother of one, Bella meets mega movie star Edward dealing with a full life of his own? Can they make their love work in the crazy town called Hollywood? All Human, Canon Pairings, some OCC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 304,778 - Reviews: 3526 - Favs: 3,261 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 3,219 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like Crazy by willyoupleasebequiet reviews
They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,189 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Distracted by WoahNow reviews
Bella's thoughts are elsewhere in her English lesson and the detention Mr. Cullen gives her doesn't turn out quite as intended. AH. I advise you only to read this if you are over 18. Warning: Scenes of violence: chapters 9, 10, 23 and 24
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,379 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2807 - Favs: 4,864 - Follows: 3,681 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Are Three by WithAplomb reviews
When a night together leaves Bella pregnant B&E find themselves embarking on a romance and preparation for the baby. Can their burgeoning relationship survive the pressure of parenthood, careers and family interference? Canon pairings. AU. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,641 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Thousand Leaves by BellaSunshine reviews
Isabella Swan grew up as the best friend of Alice Cullen, younger sister of Edward Cullen, who was never nice to Bella despite her being an "honorary Cullen." Everything changes when Edward is sent to prison for the murder of Bella's mother. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 196,783 - Reviews: 7424 - Favs: 4,924 - Follows: 2,888 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Another Life by the-glory-days reviews
When Edward Cullen is killed in a car accident, it’s Bella Swan who finds herself helping his ghost find out why he died. All-Human, AU, A Twilight Retelling.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,222 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8929 - Favs: 15,057 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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The Cullen Clan reviews
Cinnamon Challenge, A so called magic tuna can, Emmett's Poop, 24 hour Walmart Challenge, Food Fight At Olive Garden, Everything being recorded and put on Youtube. This Cullen summer is one of a kind. NO ROMANCE JUST HUMOR! 1000 years after BD. No wolves. Only a little bit Renesmee. Short Chapters. PLEASE REVIEW. I work pretty hard each chapter and reviews are cool. OOC
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,755 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Emmett
Breathe Me reviews
Edward Cullen is alone in this world, all he wants is someone who can understand him. He finally gets that person too, but the thing is; she's dead. The Buddy Program: a program in which God assigns an angel to a lonely human on Earth. Bella's only there to help with his lonliness. But will she help with something else? Perhaps, love? SUPER short chapters. Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Bella, Edward