SunshineBlondie
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Joined 12-25-11, id: 3562034, Profile Updated: 08-24-12
Author has written 18 stories for Harvest Moon, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey everyone!! :D I'm SunshineBlondie, or Ally, and if you've heard of me before, it's probably cuz of DeviantArt :3 I'm just a nerd who loves to write, mainly fan-fics for Harvest Moon, but also _ x Readers for Hetalia! C: I'm a complete nerd when it comes to these things o3o Enjoy le shiz I put up here! ;D

[ ] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ] I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
[X] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb.
[ ] I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ] I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be attractive.
[ ] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ] I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ] I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a mature content tape.
[ ] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[X] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.
[X] I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL suffer.
[X] I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should suffer.
[X] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[ ] I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[ ] I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
[ ] I'm FAT, so I MUST like cake.
[ ] I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ] I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[ ] I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ] I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[ ] I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ] I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid or stuck up.
[ ] I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be an inappropriate dresser.
[ ] I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[ ] I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be Goth or emo.
[X] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ] I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[ ] I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ] I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking person.
[ ] I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible.
[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
[X] I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
[ ] I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist!
[ ] I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[ ] I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[ ] I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[X] I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ] I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[ ] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be 'sharing time' with them.
[X] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[ ] I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[X] I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ] I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
[ ] I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
[ ] I'm PUERTORICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
[ ] I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ] I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
[ ] I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
[ ] I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
[ ] I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
[X] I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
[ ] I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
[X] I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[X] I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[ ] I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
[ ] I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
[ ] I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
[X] I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[ ] I'm MIXED so I MUST be crazy.
[ ] I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ] I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[ ] I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
[X] I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
[ ] I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
[ ] I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[X] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ] I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ] I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ] I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.
[X] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
[ ] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[ ] I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ] I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[ ] I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
[ ] I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ] I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ] I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[/] I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[X] I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[ ] I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[ ] I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
[X] I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[ ] I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[X] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[X] I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[X] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[X] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling brat.
[ ] My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (Just my bangs if it's super super windy D8)
[X] I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a brat.
[X] I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ] I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
[ ] I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
[ ] I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[/] I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
[X] I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
[ ] I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
[X] I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[ ] I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ] I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
[X] I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[X] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (Oh gee, how's the igloo doin' there eh? XD)
[ ] I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my girlfriend having a baby.
[X] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ] I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[X] I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ] I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[/] I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ] I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent.
[ ] I'm BRITISH, so I MUST love tea, cricket and have bad teeth.
[X] I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
[/] I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
[X] I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ] I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
[X] I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
[ ] I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
[ ] I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
[X] I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
[ ] I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ] I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[X] I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[X] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[ ] I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ] I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[ ] I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ] I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[ ] I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[X] I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
[ ] I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
[X] I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
[ ] I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[X] I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be rude.
[ ] I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[ ] I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ] I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
[ ] I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
[ ] I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
[ ] I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
[ ] I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
[ ] I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[ ] I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
[ ] I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
[X] I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
[/] I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (I do it as a stupid joke xD)
[X] I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
[X] I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.
[X] I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.
[ ] I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
[ ] I'm PRO-ABORTION, so I MUST be heartless.
[ ] I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be MENTALLY CHALLENGED.
[X] I am FEMINIST, so I MUST be LESBIAN.
[ ] I am a SCIENTIST, so I MUST be ATHEIST.
[X] I am CLOSE TO MY FAMILY, so I MUST be going to live with my family when I'm 50.
[ ] I am a COUNTRY PERSON, so I MUST have like, 20 kids.
[X] I am a HUMAN BEING, I MUST be LABELED.

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Newlyweds ReaderXVarious Hetalia Characters by SwissGem96 reviews
They say that the newly wed couples that fight the most end up being the most passionate. How much of this is actually true... Series of reader insert one shots involving the smexy men of hetalia. Drabbles on life after marriage. .AMERICA ... ROMANO IS UP...ITALY..RUSSIA ..SPAIN.JAPAN ..AUSTRIA IS UP..CHINA IS UP...FINLAND IS UP NOW..GREECE IS UP..LATVIA..NORWAY UP..POLAND..DENMARK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,487 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012
The Pursuit Of Symplicity by Perfect Memories reviews
"I warned you. I told you how he was. And did you listen? No, you didn't. I have the right to tell you I told you so." That voice echoed in my head. Gray's voice. He kept warning me that Kai was not someone to get tangled with. And I didn't listen.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,366 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Claire, Gray
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Limits reviews
Trent can't seem to let go of the fact Claire won't have sex with him before she's married. But one night, he takes things a little bit too far. σηєѕнσт
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Claire, Doctor Trent/Tim - Complete
More reviews
It's only human nature to want more, especially when it comes to the PG sort of love Claire and Gray share... An almost lemon! XD Gray x Claire. σηєѕнσт
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Claire, Gray - Complete
South Italy x Reader: Safe reviews
South Italy/Romano x Reader. What luck. A scam at the South Italy hotel leaves you staying with an angry (yet adorable) vulgar Italian. The outcome? Request for soul-luvva :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2012 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Prussia x Reader: The Pain the Awesome Cause reviews
Prussia x Reader. Gil doesn't seem to understand why you're so upset with him. Your glares are disregarded. He doesn't seem to understand what you did that night... was real. Request for MissKiddoChan! ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Prussia - Complete
Turkey x Reader: Misjudge reviews
Turkey x Reader. While on vacation in Turkey trying to flag down a taxi, your driver's a total jackass to you. But, is there really more to him? For Ikned-in-Blue!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Turkey - Complete
Russia x Reader: Dodgeball reviews
Russia x Reader. Meh, Russia's a mean ole gym teacher for peltin' them kids with dodgeballs XD Crack for Annabeth50!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Russia - Complete
Switzerland x Reader: Thief reviews
Switzerland x Reader. The fanciest house... the perfect robbery. But a Swiss obstacle stands in your way. And he has a gun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Switzerland - Complete
England x Reader: Light My Candle reviews
England x Reader. Rent songfic ;D You want to get to know that mysterious customer in the strip club... and you'll do whatever it takes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/3/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
France x Reader: Some Nights reviews
France x Reader. Songfic ;D You're pregnant. He left you. And now he's back. ѕσмє ηιgнтѕ, уσυ נυѕт dση'т кησω αηумσяє...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2012 - France - Complete
Germany x Reader: Relaxation reviews
Germany x Reader. Germany just can't seem to take a break... Italy's driving him crazy... what can you do?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Germany - Complete
France x Reader: Language reviews
France x Reader. Ohonhonhon... you're playing hard to get, and it looks like Francis is losing his mind... An almost lemon! XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2012 - France - Complete
North Italy x Reader: Cooking Lessons reviews
North Italy x Reader. What happens when Feli tries to teach you how to make pasta? Cheesiness ensues! o3o
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2012 - N. Italy - Complete
Someone New reviews
Hikari seems like she's run out of luck with guys, especially Gill, the selfish snob she's been trying to court. In a night of despair, she meets a new, mysterious man: Wizard. Can he help her problems? And can she help his? Suckish description, I know XD WizardxHikari. σηєѕнσт
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Wizard, Molly/Hikari - Complete
Cross My Heart reviews
After an abusive relationship comes to a shocking end, city girl Chelsea finds herself stranded on a deserted island. The only way to get home is winning a sheep-raising contest. Her partner? Vaughn, a rough, angry cowboy. Can these two ever get along, much less develop feelings for each other?
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,695 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Chelsea, Vaughn
Happy Birthday reviews
"Claire Grace Day." Gray quickly takes out a beautiful blue feather from the front pocket of his bomber jacket. He smiles as Claire's face goes from expressionless, to a tearful grin. "Will you marry me?" Gray x Claire. σηєѕнσт
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Claire, Gray - Complete
Make A Wish reviews
Without even thinking, he blows on the flower, and says, "I wish I could kiss the most beautiful girl right now," and gets every seed off. Gray x Claire. σηєѕнσт
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Gray, Claire - Complete
The One to Love reviews
He knew it could never work out, but he wanted it to. He knew she'd never love him. He'd always be her best friend. She was in love with the doctor. And no matter how hard Gray tried, he was not okay with that.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,145 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Claire, Gray - Complete
You and I reviews
On Claire's 18th Birthday, she decides to move to Forget-Me-Not Valley to become a farmer. There was nothing left for her on Sunny Island. Her parents were killed in a devastating accident. But, in Forget-Me-Not Valley, Claire meets a charming thief named Skye. He helps her cope; he helps her love. And it's hard to love someone everyone wants behind bars...
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,545 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Claire, Skye - Complete