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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
About Me: I love, live, and breathe Twilight. I love the concept of vampires, but I'm pretty picky about which ones I let myself be seen with... Like Adrian, or Dimitri (and YES, I know he's half-half, so back off, haters), or Edward, or Emmett, or Jasper, or Carlisle, or Laurent (dang!!! that accent is downright MOUTHWATERING!!).
Friends or Best Friends???
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
A good friend will comfort you if a guy breaks your heart. But a real, true friend, will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend won't eat anything except what is offered to them at your house. But a real, true friend will add to the grocery list what they ate already.
A good friend is afraid to bring up politics with your parents for fear of offending them. But a real, true friend already knows all their good arguments.
A friend will bail you out of jail. But a real, true friend will be in your cell saying, "Damn, that was fun! Let's do it again!..."
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. But a real, true friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. But a real, true continues walking while saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"
A good friend will let you tell them about your really bad day over the phone. But a real, true friend will be over in ten minutes with a chick flick and a gallon of ice cream.
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. But a real, true friend takes yours and says, "RUN, YOU MOTHASUCKA, RUN!"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.H.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
MY GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Rocizzle
MY DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Teal Snow Tiger
MY SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Marie Smart Aleck
MY STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of my last name, first 2 letters of my first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Ricrocks
MY SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Crimson Viper
MY ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of my first name, 3rd letter of my last name, any letter of my middle name, 2nd letter of my moms maiden name, 3rd letter of my dads middle name, 1st letter of my siblings first name, last letter of my middle name):Ocrinbe
MY WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marie
MY GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Killer
- YOUR GUY SIDE -
You love hoodies.
- YOUR GIRL SIDE -
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing body perfume.
Well... I guess I need to have a talk with my doctor...
Copy and Paste:
If you've gotten closer with friends, copy and paste on your profile.
If your close friends are really funny, copy and paste on your profile.
If you like to hang out with friends, copy and paste on your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or pulled on a door that said "Push", copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this on your profile
If you hear the voices of the characters in your head, copy this on your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you collect these, copy this on your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're quiet a lot, but you're ALSO really loud, copy this on your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this on your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people looked at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever said a totally random comment that had nothing to do with the conversation for no reason whatsoever, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with something and people have told you that you are crazy, copy this on your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this on your profile. (The scary thing is that it has come-backs... O.o)
If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, or were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this on your profile. (Yeah, girls can multi-task.)
If you randomly check your e-mail every five minutes while on the computer, copy this on your profile.
Things That Make Me Laugh (I did NOT come up with these. I am just not that creative.)
"Everyone thinks they can be a writer. Most people don't understand what's involved. The real writers persevere. The ones that don't either don't have enough fortitude and they probably wouldn't succeed anyway, or they fall in love with the glamour of writing as opposed to the writing of writing."
"The worst thing that being an artist (writer/painter/musician) could do to you, would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly."
"It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."
"Writing is the hardest work in the world. I have been a bricklayer and a truck driver, and I tell you – as if you haven't been told a million times already – that writing is harder. Lonelier. And nobler and more enriching."
"The quality which makes man want to write and be read is essentially a desire for self-exposure and masochism. Like one of those guys who has a compulsion to take his thing out and show it on the street."
Y'all Just Got Served!!!!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
10 Reasons Why I Love Dimitri Belikov:
1)Who doesn't love a smexy Russian?
2)He didn't impregnate his girlfriend (Cough cough you shouldn't have done that Edward!!)
3)He's wonderful to imagine talking or being with when no one is watching :D
4)Dimitri can kick ass (Yes I'm looking at you Adrian)
5)He makes you love Russia so much that if you lived in the US in 1950's you would get shunned
6)Dimitri makes us all want to believe that Vampires are real
7)Dimitri makes me believe in God (Russian God that is)
8)He's not a stalker like Edward and doesn't like watching people sleep when they don't know he is there.
9)He makes you want to check out every single book that your library has that has about anything and everything to do with Russia
10)With Dimitri you will never freeze cuz he's just that hot :D
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