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Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Supernatural.

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made students write:

"If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"

"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "

"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."

"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."

"Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"

"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."

"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."

"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."

"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."

"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book."

"I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "

"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."

"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."

"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight Horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "

"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."

"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"

"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."

"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand."

"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."

"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."

"I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals."

"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"

"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."

"I will not tell Hermione to S.P.E.W again"

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The Life and Times of Harry A Potter by Dov5e reviews
Edward Elric is sent into a brand new world, without knowledge of the language, currency or anything. He stumbles across a baby lying on a doorstep, abandoned. Ed decides to rescue it. PLEASE READ! Previously A Magic Child.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,053 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., Edward E.
Westwood University by bethanyyerinn reviews
University AU. Teenlock/Unilock. Sherlock and John meet by becoming roommates during their first year at university. Fun fluffiness and adventures and drama and smut and evil plots and good stuff like that. Ships: Johnlock, some Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 92,982 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Reflets dans l'eau by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Creature fic with Merman Will and cook Hannibal. The chef of a secret restaurant that serves up the supernatural for dinner gets its newest course. Will Hannibal filet up the merman for his dinner party? Not Beta Read. M/M Reader commentary will decide this story's continuation. COMPLETE
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,836 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
An Unwise Murder by Belgaris reviews
Murder only takes a moment to commit... and Harry knows that in that one moment he has lost everything... everything... And in that one moment the Boy-Who-Lived, died. Dark Romantic Drama. Pairing HP/LV SLASH Rated M . COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,831 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 1/18 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
We R Who We R by Pool-Sempai reviews
He didn't see why the Host Club would think that Kasanoda needed a makeover. To Harry, the Yakuza heir was just perfect the way he was. After all, it was his "scary" face that he fell in love with.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,830 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Harry P., R. Kasonada
Teaching Will by Nephiliam reviews
We all know that William Graham likes his swear words every now and then. But what if he was too embarrassed to let such foul words pass his lips? Doctor Lecter is willing to teach him how to cuss – he's also eager to teach him of all kinds of things he can do with his lips.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2013 - [Hannibal L., Will G.] - Complete
Blood Born by Gryvon reviews
Will's latest case makes him question what he thought was real, as all the evidence points to vampires. But if vampires are real, what other supernatural creatures might be lurking in the night?
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Will G., Hannibal L.] - Complete
Not-Awful Night On the Big Comfy Couch by SkinwalkerSkiddo reviews
A run for supplies leads to all kinds of trouble which then turns into a surprisingly not-awful night in. Porn with a little plot. Rick/Daryl
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Daryl D., Rick G. - Complete
Fly Paper People by SkinwalkerSkiddo reviews
Kink Meme Fill. "Rick teases Daryl about how desirable he is now with the Woodbury people. Bonus points if it's during sex and Daryl gets embarrassed." Rick/Daryl
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Daryl D., Rick G. - Complete
Alchemy and Wizardry by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Edward and Alphonse get letters before they attempt Human Transmutation. They decide to take a chance and learn magic before they bring their mother back. How will Hogwarts survive when Harry is adopted into the Elric family?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Edward E.
Relieving Tension by Ashvarden reviews
Merle/Daryl. Rimming and dirty talk and the relieving of all that apocalypse-induced tension. Fill for twd kinkmeme prompt.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Daryl D., Merle D. - Complete
Bathing in Filth (ErenxLevi) by Amaya0kami reviews
When Levi witnesses Eren's sloppy bathing habits, the saying 'If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself' comes to mind. ErenxLevi. BL/yaoi. Oneshot.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Friendly and Overexcited by Raven'sDesk221b reviews
Carlos had once said that Cecil's tattoos wanted to eat him, so it was best to be safe and leave the scientist completely in the dark about what he was going to do. And really, they didn't want to eat him — they just wanted to taste. Really very fluffy Cecil/Carlos
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Lock the Cellar Door by VioletLolitaPop reviews
It's all Sasha's fault. That's Jean's story and he's sticking to it. .:established!Levi/Eren : Voyeurism : Jean-centric : possessive!Levi:.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Eren Y., Jean K., Levi - Complete
Path of Needles by Tsukiori reviews
Two paths diverge in a wood and Will must make a choice: Either let Mason Verger inflict horrific justice on a monster or uphold the law and ride to the rescue of the man who still haunts his nightmares. A slight fairytale flavored story of cannibalism and seduction.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Hannibal L., Will G. - Complete
Tooth Brush Next To Yours And Clothes In Your Wardrobe by slayer of destiny reviews
Sebastian and Kurt story. Sebastian and Kurt meet up again in New York and start something. Seven months down the line Sebastian makes a startling realisation, which leads to a heart to heart in the snow. Fluff because I simply adore this pairing. Rated for some swearing - its Sebastian.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Immortal Beloved by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Hannibal guts Will like in Red Dragon, kinda, but with a much different and unexpected result than in either media. Supernatural Elements. strange!will. Cannibalism, shocking I know. Will Figures It Out. Blood, lots of blood. Not beta read and M for gore and nudity. M/M SASSY WILL IS SASSY. Deal with all his sass cause he's a sassy little shit.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Cello Suite No1 in G by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Franklin gets an eyeful and learns about the existence of predators. Not beta read. You have been warned. Oh yeah, and there is sex in this. M/M Biting, blood, couch sex, exhibitionism, this is not how you therapy Written from Franklin's POV but no Hanni love for him
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Darkening Skies by HALO-ODSTgirl104 reviews
He was always treated like trash and hid behind a mask.Guess they forgot what sensei said"Look underneath the underneath. He smiled cruelly at the others and in response they backed away in fear. How he loved making them suffer.Character Bashing and possibly other pairs.Dark Naru/Kyuu-GODlikeNaru zanpakto-Bring darkness upon the world ,Tsukikomori.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,591 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Piano Sonata No14 by DarkmoonSigel reviews
Will finally figures it out. A small story about what happens. Established relationship. M/M NO BETA. READ AT OWN RISK.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Hard to Handle by thesmuttyavengersdrabbles reviews
shippergirl asked you: Can you do a Thorki drabble where Thor watches Loki fucking the handle of Mjolnir? cadens-sanctuary asked you: Ah! I have a smutty drabble request! How about Thorki- with.. misuse of Mjolnir's handle? XD
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Two Psychopathic, Murderously Inclined Fathers by PendulumWings reviews
Their daughter, and her first date. There's a lot of Hannifam cuddles and cute in here. It didn't start out being cute. I swear.
Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L., Abigail H. - Complete
It was me, the whole time by Ixi reviews
Jack finds the clue of Mirriam's disappearance, he rushes to the Hannibal's office to find him there having session with Will.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
This Is Our Design by Phyrepants reviews
After a slightly strained dinner with Will, Abigail and Freddie Lounds, Hannibal dares to dream of his 'ideal' life. (Warning: Hannigram nothing too graphic but you know what is going on. Bit rusty on fan fiction any and all feedback highly welcome!)
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
What Life is All About by StarLight Massacre reviews
Harry Potter was sent to America on Ministry business, through this he meets Nick Fury, the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Twelve years later the Avengers Initiative is put into play after the Tesseract is stolen by visiting alien, Loki. How will Harry find the Avengers and will the battle of Manhattan go smoother with Harry Potter on their side? Slash. Nick Fury/Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,230 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Nick F. - Complete
Shivers by madelinesticks reviews
Post Season 8. Crowley is shivering and Sam warms him up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Crowley - Complete
Paying the Price of Justice by Poet Wroet reviews
Also called: Some Things Never Changed. Or: Willingness to Pay As everything changed, two things remain the same: Tony and Gibbs are still on the same team, and every year, Gibbs took six days off to visit someone in prison. Told from Tony's POV.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
A Conspiracy of the Universe by OwlinAMinor reviews
Merlin was not expecting to even like the prat sitting next to him on the plane and making his life miserable, much less fall in love with him. Merthur. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Sic 'em, Boys by WrenClayton reviews
The hellhounds are here for Dean, and not just to kill him. Warnings: I want you all to stop for a moment and decide if this is really something you want to see. Really. Think about it. This story contains violence, death, rape, and diabolic invisible bestiality. Did you read that last sentence? GO READ IT AGAIN. And think real hard before you continue.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Waxing Romantic by Hitmonchu reviews
The Eds finally come up with a halfway decent money scheme for Valentine's Day, and even Kevin is willing to pay for it. Double D is denser than a black hole. (Kevin/Edd)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Caught like a fly in your web by Koyani reviews
Samifer one shot pre established relationship with a lot of fluff and smut. I suck at these things
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Painted Veil by R.L.Peverell reviews
AU. In a world where Voldemort never existed, Harry Potter is just your average seventh year Gryffindor, who has a loving family and a happy life. One day, he finds a portrait of a boy who lived decades ago, and everything changes. Is it possible to love a portrait? Is it a portrait at all? HP&TMR slash. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
One Jacket, one Moment by tinybee reviews
Loki and Harry meet and a relationship is formed, until eventually Loki leaves. They are re-united but under bad circumstances. Harry can't seem to fight Loki who, if he can't have servitude, wants to watch the world burn. Loki/Harry SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 105 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Bloody Hell by WrenClayton reviews
Sam and Dean have just finished killing a whole mess of demons. Dean's all ready to go home and wash the blood off, but Sam has other plans. Warnings: traces of dark!Sam, and blood!kink. Lots of really filthy blood!kink. Somewhat spoilery through mid Season 4.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Enterprise by brttny98 reviews
AU: Spock and Jim are two strangers who meet in the largest library in the galaxy, the Enterprise. They are drawn to each other, and neither one can explain what it is.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Memento (only with hickeys instead of tattoos) by if-it-bleeds-you-can-kiss-it reviews
Dean's been straying lately and Sam feels the need to remind him who he belongs to. Sam/Dean, Wincest, Destiel implied (negatively), OFM
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
One Track Mind by Wincesteriffic Kaz reviews
Dean feels the need to feel Sam after nearly losing him to the vampire. Post 1x20 "Dead Man's Blood" Dean/Sam 2nd in the "BYC Verse"
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Sneak out by crankyXwhenXprovoked reviews
Sam and Deans first time, in the back of the Impala. Weecest
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Germany x Herr Stick by SonicFreakazoid reviews
A lovely moment between Germany and his beloved stick
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Germany
Kiss by crankyXwhenXprovoked reviews
5 year old Sam has a hurt lip and asks Dean to kiss it better
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Make Me Yours by SameDestination reviews
College AU - "If I lick it, it's mine," were the first words Sam's roommate had said to him when he entered his dorm room on that first day in late August.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
His Hands by doyou000me reviews
Wishing for someone to take care of him, Harry meets Krum during his 4th year. As he gets to know the Bulgarian, he finds someone who might be willing to do just that. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,692 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 120 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
Your Turn by FireBurnsBrighter reviews
During the Second World War, soldier John Watson is captured by Captain Sherlock Holmes. John is certain that he will die at his hand- but Holmes has mercy. He will grant John his freedom- if he can decipher his riddles
Crossover - Sherlock & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bad Mistake by Fullmetal Vampire Lover reviews
Edward is doing research alone in the library with Roy in his office doing work. Edward imagines Roy's face in the door and throws a book, only to hit the real Roy in the face. Rated M for *Yaoi* *Rape* *Language*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Puberty by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Puberty just fucking sucks guys. Kinda rapey. PWP, sucks all around. Cheers!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Let's Play by ShinySherlock reviews
Jim has Sherlock's pet to himself, so, of course, he's going to play with him. John plus Jim plus M rating equals fairly creepy rather quickly. Set during The Great Game after John leaves 221b but before Sherlock arrives at the pool. Written for pippinly of tumblr for Sherlock secret Santa 2012. A thousand thank yous to BritChick101 for the lightning fast beta and Britpick!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/21/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Talk To Me, Sam by MinionMooskateerAckleholic reviews
What really happened to Sam in the pit? What would happen if Lucifer got bored of torturing the youngest Winchester? Horribly written, smutty, Sam/Lucifer. Literally eight pages of PWP. Enjoy! :)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer
The Beast that Growls by Turise reviews
Harry, 20, has been imprisoned in Gringotts for three years, guarded by a talkative dragon, and forced to watch the war through Voldemort's eyes. His friends pride him by tipping the war in their favor, but when the day of escape finally comes, Harry never expected it to turn out like this! Slash-ish near end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 57,715 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Dirt and Freckles by Roxas Destati reviews
Christophe swears that he doesn't feel anything more for the Jewish male than lust, that he doesn't secretly crave to monopolize the others company or admires that Kyle just doesn't put up with his crap. And then came the discovery of those curious marks across his skin and the mercenary just couldn't seem to help question wanting to touch him more. (Mature)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Judgement Day by ADAMalchemist reviews
"What the hell are we supposed to do? They're everywhere!" Zombies and Fullmetal Alchemist. It's a Left 4 Dead crossover. EdxRoy also. Story might be better then the summary since I suck at these. Don't know about Left 4 Dead? Don't worry. I'll provide information on certain things as they come up.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,891 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
After the End by Rismet reviews
Long ago in the forbidden lands once called Amestris, the lives of the people suddenly died out in a night. When Naruto Uzumaki is appointed to a mission to escort Edward Elric, he finds that there is more to Edward Elric the Storyteller than what meets the eye. One-shot. Post Promised Day Manga/Brotherhood
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Naruto U., Edward E. - Complete
The Ultimate Weapon by LuvversLuvvie reviews
After Sasuke leaves, Konoha forces Naruto to become their perfect weapon through mind controlling jutsus. Sasuke meets Naruto and resolves to save the blond from the life he is forced to live.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,573 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ferns by Tawny The Disturbed reviews
I hated my body, and myself, for liking it. If I hadn't been so weak I would never have felt all of the things I had felt. I wouldn't be motionless on the forest floor, surrounded by ferns that had lay witness to all that had happened. "Ow! Please, Warren! Don't!" Rated M for DARK THEMES, UNCONSENTED "INTIMACY", AND OVERALL STOMACH-KNOTTING DARKNESS AND EEEVIL. Requested oneshot.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Warren P., William S./Will - Complete
the end where you begin by All Galimatias reviews
He keeps the shoes under the stairs until he thinks of something better to do with them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Harry P., J. Moriarty - Complete
A Lust to Bend the Nine by xXKanpekiXx reviews
Tony sees double, in a manner of speaking. Frostiron smut, pure grade LEMON.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Horror Of Our Love by sheetamoon reviews
slash, non magic, AU, song fic, oneshot. Harry certainty gained the wrong sort of attention. And now his life is completely upside down and bathed in blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Bonded by Darcy Lovette reviews
Harry knows that his life could end very soon as he prepares for the second Twiwizard Tournament. There are so many things he would never experience... luckily Cedric is willing to help him out... ((Warning: possible dub-con, don't read if you have a problem with this))
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Games by flower deep reviews
With every thrust of his hip delicious kitten like mewls and sweet cries for 'more', 'stop please' or 'so good' can be heard from his kiss swollen lips, his small delicate hands trying to reach his shoulders, trembling from being restrained by silk tied around now his red wrists.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unspoken Alchemy by wertie reviews
When Edward Elric appears in the world of Harry Potter, he is faced with the wizarding world's greatest enemy. While an unexpected adventurer joins his journey, Edward will lose more than he ever thought possible. Rated T for Edward's foul language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,497 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Edward E.
Two Sides Of the Coin by magical-notes reviews
If asked, Tony Stark would be hard pressed to figure out how Loki Laufeyson ended up in his bed, or how the chaos god continued being there. But he can't deny enjoying it.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,898 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Harry Potter Goes BatCrap Insane by Benji The Vampire Confuser reviews
And not in the fun way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Berkana by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Loki/HP Having mastered the ability to travel between worlds without the use of the Bifrost, Loki stumbles upon Harry Potter and decides to keep him, for all kings need a consort. Unfortunately, Thor has the same idea, when Loki brings Harry home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,479 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 314 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Sowilo by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Loki shelters from the rain in a coffee shop run by Harry Potter and somehow manages to change them both forever. - I've been calling you 'Mr Cappuccino' in my head all this time; you could have told me your name - Harry/Loki slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Can't Take it Back by Comatose Overdose reviews
Italy has finally snapped and murdered every other country except for Germany. As he is about to remedy that, he learns who Doitsu really is. Germany HRE theory, GerIta Yandere!Italy. M for extreme language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
That's Like, Vocal Masturbation by jono74656 reviews
5 times Kurt Hummel's singing voice made someone want to jump him and 1 time someone did. Plot bunny bit my brain people. My first 5 plus 1 fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Revenge by MsGirludontknow reviews
Ed gets revenge on the colonel but it doesn't go quite as planned.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
This Thing Between Us by tinahhdee reviews
Written for the twd-kinkmeme prompt: "Save a Horse, Ride a Dixon; I want Glenn to ride Daryl into unconsciousness..."
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
A New Suit by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Or, "How Perry Became the Ambassador of France Before Even Visiting France That Night ". The story of one night on the irregularly scheduled autumn calendar of Perry and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and one really excellent disguise. Looks like headquarters got the "humanizer" out of test stages. Hints of Perryshmirtz.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Cold by Bosmeri reviews
No matter where Russia is, the cold always creeps up on him. It lies in wait at the edges of his awareness, watching, biding its time. Yet somehow Canada is warm. His hand is always warm in Russia's, and his smile is like springtime after endless winter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Don't Bet on Love by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
The tale of two brothers, unlucky in life and in love...especially Prussia, until he meets a beautiful young waitress and her room mate Italy, who just so happens to like the blond German type, but which brother will be the first to get laid?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,512 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Master of Death by LoliBat reviews
Gen. "The Death Note? I have no need for it". Ryuuk drops his Death Note in front of the Master of Death. He may just regret doing so.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 138 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P., Ryuk - Complete
Set It Right by Wings-of-Icarus reviews
Several decades after his confrontation with Truth, Ed once again finds the responsibility of setting the world on the right track resting on his shoulders. But this time, he's in an unfamiliar world- and it's not like he was alone last time. What to do?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Edward E.
The Unfortunate Event Of One Kiba Inuzuka by smartcat reviews
Shikamaru turned to look Kiba directly in the eye. "There are reasons why doors are locked, Inuzuka." Kiba rolled his eyes, "Oh please…it's Naruto. What could he possibly be doing other than eating ramen?" Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Big Day by Kyo-chan reviews
A bit of appreciation and reflection on Roy's big day. Yaoi themes. Roy/Ed with a hint of Riza/Al
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Polished Floors by roo17 reviews
Gaara arrives in Konaha to speak with Tsunade. While he waits to talk with her, he sits in the hall with Naruto. Bored with nothing to do, he asks Gaara if he has ever slid on polished floors and when the redhead answers no, trouble is sure to ensue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2011 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
Let Me Hear Your Body Talk by jono74656 reviews
Christmas Gift fic for Geniatheparadox and Dashertheprancingdancer. Bad Reputation AU where all the guys go bi-curious for Kurt in a skirt. Kartie, Kinn, Katt, Chummel, St Hummel and Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kurt H., New Directions - Complete
Naughty or Nice? by Mya Uzo reviews
Harry could be naughty very, very naughty. Or Harry could be nice very, very nice. You decide which is your favorite. Twoshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Harry P., Danny F. - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by bashfulglowfly reviews
Based on the song "Baby, It's Cold Outside" Ed x Roy Sorry if it's been done before but I just couldn't get it out of my head!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Caught Under The Mistletoe With You by Zammie4eva reviews
Gaara gets caught under the mistletoe with Naruto at a Christmas party! super fluff!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Hunter's Best Friend by CarnivalWheel reviews
Crowley gets Sam a puppy. Sam/Crowley
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Crowley, Sam W. - Complete
Ruffled Feathers by Kayzo reviews
Gabriel's always know he's a bit of a jealous bastard. But he's never been jealous to this extent for a human before. Sabriel. PWP.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Moi Même by Miss Sunday Of The 7th Key reviews
I need me to kiss me, to hold me, to want me inside me- but I want to kill me, because I love me... You and me are me, and I'm crazy-So are you, you see, we're both crazy... And I f**king love it. Selfcest, Cannibalism, VERY dark themes. Snapped!Canada!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Canada - Complete
Changes by ChimeraDragon reviews
What if Rodney was infected through his splinter from helping John after Elia attacked him? SGA slash, bug!John, bug!Rodney, McShep [COMPLETE]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2011 - [Rodney M., John S.] Ronon D., E. Lorne - Complete
The Challenge: Tentacle by The Love of Our Lust reviews
Spiderman. Venom. Tentacles. If that doesn't sell it for you, you might be not interested in this fic. Non-cony slash...with tentacles.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Eddie B./Venom, Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
30 Pieces of Silver by VerbogenVerwogen reviews
Being with Vash is worth more than all the silvers coins in this world.
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Wolfwood, Vash - Complete
Not so much illogical by Lizzy0305 reviews
Captain Kirk,during a boring session starts thinking about his enthusiastic feelings for his First Officer. The problem is, he completely forgets what a touch-telepath is. So when Spock accidentally touches him, he just keeps thinking. SLASH! M for reason
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Watchful eyes by Sapphirefoxgirl reviews
Leon can't help but feel that something is watching him. One-shot D/Leon...kind of...
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Leon, Count D - Complete
Shoelaces by AquilusNyx reviews
Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,241 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Unexpected Words by 8NobodyKnows8 reviews
Canada walks in on Russia killing America *cue epic music*. But Russia is put for a spin when Canada says the unexpected. Summery fail is a fail. RussCan kinda ! Elements of Snapped Canada...oh and btw, its a one-shot for now . Rated T, just to be safe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Evil Is Born Within Us by Tiro reviews
Harry never really believed in Dumbledore. He finished school and during that summer afterwards, he decided to let the Light become defenceless. He goes to his lover. SLASH, LV/HP and LM/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,319 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 198 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Learning Curve by ArwendeImladris reviews
K/S Slash. Shore leave on Risa - and somehow Kirk managed to get himself into a relationship with his undeniably sexy and surprising sweet first officer. But for some inexplicable reason no one else saw Spock's sweetness...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,962 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
TailorMade by wildwordwomyn reviews
Eliot wears a suit. Hardison likes it. A lot...
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Alec H., Eliot S. - Complete
Belong by Jack Solo Black
Spike knows where he belongs... SLASH. Spangelus. lol.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Favs: 24 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Angelus, Spike - Complete
They Were Right by JayTang reviews
The people of Konoha wanted him to be a demon so that their hatred was validated. They were right. He granted them no worse fate than the one they wanted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto - Complete
Möbius Strip by rokubi-raijuu reviews
Where is the line between love and hate, or do the two come closer and closer together until they blur into one inseparable emotion? D and Leon explore this strange phenomenon in the days of their relationship. D x Leon. Oneshot. Mature.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Count D, Leon - Complete
How Many Licks by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ's STXI Kink Meme. Spock gives Jim a tongue bath: take one. Kirk/Spock. PWP.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Do No Wrong by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Slight Style! Inspired by Santeria by Sublime. "...without Kyle... your life is empty and hollow." Those words planted the seeds of obsession. Cartman gets what he wants, and he wants Kyle. Stan is in his way... but not for long. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Please Say Something by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
COMPLETE The Ministry of Magic wants Harry Potter dead. He goes to exotic lengths to avoid this fate. CROSSOVER SLASH FEMSLASH Jacob/Harry Leah/Luna
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 117,700 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
Happy Vacation? by Jayto reviews
Our Little Bird has decided to go on vacation through Christmas. His destination? Unknown. Except to a certain one-eyed villain. What happens when Slade decides to visit his favourite Teen Titan on vacation, where both parties are mask less?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,983 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins by WhatWillBe reviews
Seven oneshots involving Kirk, Spock, and the seven deadly sins.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Dark Valentine by Sev'slittlesecret reviews
Harry and Voldmort in a hole together...on Valentine's day. “Lets rule the world together,” Voldemort whispered in his ear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Kibitzing by PrincessIxi reviews
When his Uncle’s prized chess set melts, Grubs knows he’s in trouble now. AU to Wolf Island, warnings inside
Demonata - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Grubbs G., Lord Loss - Complete
Txts Frm Crzy Ppl or Perry's Rampage by JessObsess reviews
# 1: JD receives dirty texts from someone claiming to be Perry, and Perry is not happy. Rated T for sexy-texts.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2009 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by Bittersweet Alias reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Dreams by Deaths-Black-Rose reviews
Pein/Naruto Pein's POV Dreams are just that; dreams. Fantasies that are unachievable. Pein dreams of ruling the world, but he knows it will never happen. His goal, however, is to have a certain blonde Jinchuriki. Shounen ai! Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Remedial potions a dream come true by B2J reviews
warnings: spanking, whipping, heavy SLASH, threesome, your kind of story. Harry/Lucius/Severus. Shall I say any more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Conversion by Arathe reviews
Five years after his arrival on an alternate world, a chance meeting with someone from his past gives Edward Elric the hope that maybe, just maybe, he might have found his ticket home. Alter!Roy/Ed, Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,638 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Death In Love by cheryl bites reviews
“Death” falls in love with Harry, and sends him cobwebs, thorns and snakes to win his affection. HPLV. Mild injury, sexual content, slash and PPP: Pretentious Purple Prose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
For You I Bleed by Eerie reviews
Knives and Vash wander the planet, suffering in silence for the bonds shared as children. One night beneath the stars might just heal old wounds...or will it? Slash.
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Vash, Knives - Complete
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Dean and Sam Drabbles reviews
As the title reads. Will mostly be romance and humor and the rating will be from K to T. Suggestions are very welcome!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Dean W., Sam W.
Happy Anniversary, Sunflower reviews
Russia made America sad at the world meeting, the reason?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
Ass Back Home reviews
It's time Holy Rome got his ass back home. A Holy Rome comes back story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2013 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire - Complete