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Author has written 8 stories for Redwall, Pokémon, His Dark Materials, How to Train Your Dragon, You Are Umasou/おまえうまそうだな, and Warriors.
I'm a 15-year old boy, who lives in the Netherlands. Don't stalk me now you known where I live. I have emerald-green eyes and brown hair. I love animals, especially Dragons, Mammels and Dinosaurs. My friends call me Julian, Jules or Saurus :3
My favorite movies are How To Train Your Dragon, Kung Fu Panda, Brave, Golden Compass, Balto, Rise Of The Guardians, Guardians Of Ga' Hoole, Pokémon, Jurassic Park, Shrek, Madagascar, Dragons: A Fantasy Made Real and Ice Age.
My favorite books are Ranger Apprentice, Warriors, Silverwing, One For Sorrow Two For Joy, His Dark Materials, The Shapeshifter, Inheritance Cycle, Watership Down, Animals Of Fathing Wood, Raveleijn, Greven, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, How To Train Your Dragon, and Tales Of Redwall.
My favorite TV/Internet shows are Pinguïns from Madagascar, Watership Down, Dragons: Riders of Berk, Redwall, Mattimeo, Martin the Warrior, Animals Of Farthing Wood, Prehistoric Park, Walking With, Keroror Gunso, Silverwing, SSSWARRIORS (Fan-Animation Series on YouTube), Nostalgia Critic (Webshow on YouTube) Dinosaur King, Raveleijn, Man Eaters, Viva Pinata, Venom Hunter, The Future Is Wild, Primeval, Last Airbender, Legend Of Korra and Pokémon.
My favorite games are Halo, Pokémon, How To Train Your Dragon, Zoo Tycoon 2, Viva Pinata, Monster Hunter Tri, Dreamworks Carts, Spore, Spore Heroes, Primal Carnage and Mario Carts.
My favorite characters from Silverwing are Shade, Marina, Goth, Orestes, Brutus, Frieda, Ursa, Lugar, Remus, Romulus, Thrubb and Mercury.
My favorite characters of Ranger Apprentice are Will, Allys, Erak, Horace, Halt and Cassandra.
My favorite character of Inheritance Cycle are Sapphira Brightscale, Murtagh, Thorn, Orrin, Angela, Solembum, Nasuada, Orik, Brom and Nar Garzvhog.
My favorite characters of Redwall are Slagar the Cruel, Cluny the Scourge, Badrang the Tyrant, Bane and General Ironbeak.
My favorite characters of Rise of the Guardians are Jack Frost, Tooth, Bunnymund, Jamie, Sophie, North, Pitch and Baby Tooth.
My favorite characters from Watership Down are Hazel, Bigwig, Fiver, Campion, Blackberry, Woundwort, Vervain, Kehaar, Hannah, Primrose, Dandelion, Silverweed, Hawkbit, Pipkin, Moss, Bark, Darkling, El-ahrairah, Rabscuttle and the Elil.
My favorite characters of How To Train Your Dragon are Hiccup Haddock, Astrid Hofferson, Heather, Alvin the Treacherous, Savage, Snotlout, Thornado, Gobber's BoneKnapper, Stoick the Vast, Gobber the Belch, Toothless, Hookfang, Stormfly, and Barf and Belch.
My favorite Characters of Ice Age are Diego, Shira, Buck, Rudy, Sid Momma and the other dinosaurs, Gupta, Raz, Scrat, Scratté,
My favorite characters of Kung Fu Panda are Shen, Shifu, Boss and his Wolves, Phoeng and his Crocodiles and Tigress
My favorite characters of Pokémon are Ash, May, Brock, Dawn, Lucy, Cynthia, Paul, Pikachu, Glaceon, Charizard, Houndoom, Absol, Buizel, Mighteyana, Raichu, Vaporeon, Flygon, Dragonair,Zoroark, Lucario, Eevee, jolteon, Umbreon, Fearow, Dragonite, Paul, Rhydon, Garyodos, Seviper and Grovyle.
My favorite characters of Pinguïns From Madagascar are the Pinguïns and the Rat King and his Rats.
My favorite characters from The Shapeshifter are Dax, Lisa, Owen, Wolf and Gideon.
My favorite characters from Warrior Cats are Firestar, Sandstorm, Scourge, Graystripe, Silverstream, Bramblestar, Yellowfang, Princess, Leopardstar, Stonefur, Mistystar, Squirrelflight, Whitestorm, Bluestar, Ravenpaw, Oakheart, Croockedstar, Blackstar, Millie, Feathertail, Crowfeather, Cinderpelt, Stormfur, Tawynpelt, Midnight, Tigerstar, Sharpclaw, Rat Leader, Silverflame, Spottedleaf, Onestar, Sorreltail, Redtail, Raggedstar, Sol, Cloudtail, Leafstar, Billystorm, Cherrytail, Echosong, Thunder, River, Wind, Shadow, Sky, Skywatcher, Shrewtooth, Stick, Cora, Red, Harley, Russetfur, Boulder, Cedarstar, Adderfang, Stormtail, Stonepelt, Badgerfang, Deadfoot, Hailstar, Shellheart, Sasha, Mothwing, Hawkfrost, Barley, Snowfur, Leopardfoot, Halftail, Ebonyclaw, Frecklewish, Lionheart, Brook Were Small Fish Swim, Talon Of Swooping Eagle, Crag Were Eagle Nest, Leafpool, Lionheart, Hailstar, Longtail, Dustpelt, Ferncloud, Firekit, Harrykit, Stormkit, Mapleshade and Tallstar.
My favorite characters from Legend Of Spyro are Spyro (DUH!!!) Cynder, Sparx, Hunter, Malefor, Ignitus, Terrador, Volteer and Cyril.
My favorite characters from His Dark Materials are Lyra, Pantalaimon, Stelmaria, Lee Scoresby, Hester, Ragnar Sturlloson/Iofur Raknison, John Faa, Farder Coram and Iorik Bernyson.
My favorite characters from Percy Jackson are Perct Jackson, Thalia Grace, Grover, Zoë Nightshade, Luke, Nico Di Angelo, Calypso, Poseidon, Chiron, Clarrise, Silena, Charlie Beckendorf, Rachel, Blackjack, Grover, Juniper, Miss O'Learry and Pelesues.
My favorite characters from Viva Pinata are Fergy Fudgehog, Paulie Pretztail, Franklin Fizzlybear, Profesor Pester, Les Galagoogoo, Tina & Teddington Twingersnap, Leafos, Jarineiro, Langston Lickatoad, Chortles Chippopotamus, Hudson Horstachio, Pecky Pudgeon, Pierre Parrybo, Betty Bunnycomb, Petunia Pretztail,Prewitt Profitamole, Haily Horstachio.
My Top 11 Of Best Villains
11: Badrang the Tyrant from 'Martin the Warrior'
TO EVERY ONE GUEST WHO REVIEWED 'DAEMON QUIZ'!
Nicole: Pine Marten.
This is Narnia: Red Fox
IrisAurelia: Red Fox
Iri's Daughter: Red Fox
Guest: Snow Owl
Shippings I support
ShadeXMarina (They are so cute together! Marina is the smart one, and Shade is the impulsive one. They complete eachother)
WillxAllys (They fit eachother very good. Plus its canon)
HoracexCassandra (Just like Will and Allys, they fit eachother and its canon)
GilanxJenny (just like it)
How To Train Your Dragon
HiccupxAstrid (Its cute, its good, its funny, its violent and most of all, its canon)
FishlegsxRuffnut (Not realy sure why I like this)
ToothlessxStormfly (I suppose it makes sense, since their Trainers like eachother)
RuffnutxSnotlout (They just fit eachother. There both barbaric, mean and dumb)
HiccupxHeather (Don't get me wrong. I love HicStrid ten time's better than this. But you gotta admit, they DO fit each other!)
AshxMay (Advanceshipping. They are so cute together, and they fit eachother perfectly!. Althought I sometimes read or watch something from CS i'm a huge AS)
BrockxLucy (Luckshipping. They both like each other)
PaulxDawn (Ikarishipping. Opposites atract each other)
GaryxDawn (CavelierShipping, don't ask me why. I just like it)
RubyxSapphire (FranticShipping. Its cute and canon. And I LOVE arguining couples.)
TraceyxMisty (OrangeShipping. Don't known why I like this)
WeatherBalletShipping (PikachuxGlaceon. I just like it. They are cute together)
ContestShipping (I HATED this Shipping first. I read many CS-Fics, but only because they're good. I don't like the Shipping itself)
MorpheusShipping (AshxAngie. They do fit each other. If Ash doesn't go with May, this is a good second)
OldRivalShipping/GreenLeafShipping (I know Leaf doesn't appear in the Anime, but I do like reading stories about these two)
Rise Of The Guardians
Jack FrostxToothinia (I. FUCKING. LOVE. IT!!!!!!)
DiegoxShira (Who doesn't like it?)
AangxKatara (its canon and cute)
ZukoxMai (They fit eachother very good. The're both boring and slightly jerkish)
SokkaxSuki (its just cute)
KorraxMako (They have are both arrogant, act cool, but are both nice)
KorraxBolin (Even although its not canon, I still like it)
FirestarxSandstorm (its canon, and I always liked them. Even althought they disliked eachother first)
GraystripexSilverstream (forbidden love is so sweet! Sad that Silverstream died...)
GraystripexMillie (Even though GxS is better, its still a good Shipping)
YellowfangxRaggedstar (I realy felt sorry for Yellowfang and Raggedstar, when they couldn't be together and had to give up Brokentail)
LeafstarxBillystorm ( You could just feel the love between these two)
DustpeltxFerncloud (Dustpelt may be a pain in the tail sometimes, but he has a good heart. And Ferncloud is just good!)
FeathertailxCrowfeather (I found them realy cute and I felt so sorry for Crowfeather when Feathertail was killed by Sharptooth)
BrambleclawxSquirrelflight (I like arguining couples, okay?!)
BluestarxOakheart (Forbidden Love is just the sweetest, don't ya think?)
StormfurxBrook Were Small Fish Swim ( I'll admit it, I don't like the Tribe of Rushing Water. They are WAY to trusting in Teller Of Pointed Stones and the Tribe Of Endless Hunting. The Clans do what StarClan say, but they still think for themselves. Plus, they are disrespecting against the Clans, while the Clans respect their ways. The only Tribe Cats I like are Brook, Talon Of Swooping Eagle and Crag Were Eagle Nest. But Brook was sweet and nice to Stormfur, and I liked her character)
TigerstarxSasha ( I just like it.)
CroockedstarxWillowbreeze (Croockedstar's life was so sad! He deserves someone who loves him!)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
PercyxThalia (I know Thalia is a Hunter, but still. They fit each other so well! Defenitly my favorite!)
PercyxCalypso (I cried at the part of Calypso D:! She deserves a good boyfriend!)
PercyxRachel (Not sure why I like this...)
HadesxMaria (It was so good, but short D:)
SallyxPoseidon (It was good)
SallyxPaul (I like Paul! He's funny :D)
PercyxZoë (I know Zoë is a Hunter, but I liked them!)
GroverxJuniper (I LOVE IT!!!!)
Legend Of Spyro
SpyroxCynder (canon, funny and, let's be honest, Cynder and Spyro and Sparx' mom are the only females in the games.)
LisaxDax (Even although it isn't canon, and alot of people like JennyxDax, I always liked these two together. They have accomplished so many things together!)
My OC'S (You can use them in you're stories, but please tell me first)
Name: Draco Venator
His Dark Materials/ Golden Compass
Name: Julian Doop
Name: Elyon Thaddeus (made by LunaMoonlight100 )
Name: Gaspard Roryck (made by LunaMoonlight100 )
Legend Of Spyro
Name: Draco Flameclaw
Friends On FanFiction
LunaMoonlight100 (My first and bestes friend on the site! :D)
I also have accounts on YouTube and DeviantArt.
By the way, my Avatar picture is a Rathalos, from Monster Hunter, made by Pyro the Dragon from DeviantArt.
I promise to remember Nick, whenever I see my teacher.
I promise to remember Stephen, when my friends are in a great need for help.
I promise to remember Captain Ryan, when I follow a certain order.
I promise to remember Claudia, when my friend forgets her name.
I promise to remember Helen, when I sense that feeling of betrayal.
I promise to remember Leek, when I want to feel the power.
I promise to remember Caroline, when I want my money now.
I promise to remember Abby, whenever I see a lizard.
I promise to remember Connor, when i'm begging for a gun.
I promise to remember Jenny, every time my friend asks who I'm talking about.
I promise to remember Lester, whenever my boss gets a little cranky.
I promise to remember Danny, when I turn up to save the day.
I promise to remember Sarah, when I go to the museum for a day.
I promise to remember Captain Becker, when I'm in the need of a hero.
I promise to remember Matt, when I'm looking for a leader.
I promise to remember Jess, when I need that certain location.
I promise to remember Philip, when I hear an animals cry.
I promise to remember Emily, when I don't feel like I fit in.
I promise to remember Primeval, which shows things are never as normal as they seem.
The ones above are loved, so in a call for their help, all you have to do is scream.
If you wished you could either own or star in Primeval copy and paste this onto your profile.
I promise that
I promise that when I see a soldier I'll think of Becker
I promise that when I do/say something smart I'll think of Connor
I promise that when I loose someone I love I'll think of Nick
I promise that when I see evil I'll think of Helen
I promise that when I disobey someone I'll think of Danny
I promise that when I sit in History I'll think of Sarah
I promise that when I think of hero's I'll think of Stephen
I promise that when I see men dressed in suits I'll think of Lester
I promise that when I visit a zoo I'll think of Abby
I promise that when I know something will go wrong I'll think of Claudia
I promise that when I'm called something other that my name I'll think of Jenny
I am a Primevalian. We are rare and close to extinction but are slowly spreading into the hearts of civilians. If you are a Primevalian - copy and paste this to your profile.
Percy Jackson Oath
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
because I know what the Percy fans know
Percy Jackson isn't an obsession
Its a way of life, you know...
I'll remember Brightheart, When I see a scar one someones face.
I'll promise to remember Silverstream, When I see a young mother.
I'll promise tol remember Goosefeather, When nobody believes me.
I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe.
I'll always think of Heathertail, When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of Tawnypelt, Whenever I feel judged.
I promise to remember Cinderheart, When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Leafpool, When I must follow my heart.
I'll remember Brambleclaw, When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Lionblaze, When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Dovewing, When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Bluestar, Whenever I must choose.
Feathertail will be in my mind, Whenever I must be brave.
I'll remember Ashfur, When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Ivypool, When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Crookedstar, If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Jayfeather, When I have a strange dream.
I'll always think of Cinderpelt, When my leg is sore.
I'll remember the many battles, When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats and badger, For the rest of my life.
Copy On You're Profile Things:
Here's 100 random questions:
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Nope Why?
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yup. Muuuch more.
3) How many houses have you lived in? 2. When I was a baby, I moved to the house where I live now.
4) Favorite candy bar? Don't realy have one.
5) Favorite shoes? Don't really have one...Again X3
6) Have you ever tripped someone? BY ACCIDENT!!!!
7) Least favorite school subject? Maths. I FUCKING HATE IT! Oh, and I also hate German and Chemistry.?
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Uhm, no?
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Unfortanetly...
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12) Favorite genre of music? Uhm, all of them?
13) What is your zodiac sign? Scorpion in Western, Tiger in Chinsese.
14) What time were you born? 14:35 PM :3
15) Do you like beer? No...never tried it...never will
16) Ever made a prank phone call? Once...It didn't end well -_-
7) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? For those of you are Dutch, you will recodnise it...Ernst en Bobbie...
18) Are you sarcastic? Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo...
19) What are your favorite colors? Red, Black, Green, Purple, Blue and Orange n_n
20) How many watches do you own? None
21) Summer or winter? SUMMER!!!!
23) Favorite color to wear? Don't care. As long as it isn't pink.
24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi!
25) What color is your cell phone? Red with black.
26) Where is your second home? FanFiction...Does that count?
27) Have you ever slapped someone? More than once.
28) Have you ever had a cavity? Nope
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Three.
30) How many video games do you own? Not many.
31) What was your first pet? A Gerbil named Freddie. May he rest in peace.
32) Ever had braces? Yup.
33) Do looks matter? They do, but personality to!!!
34) Do you use chapstick? Nope
35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Jeroen Kalter, Bianca Marsh and Miss. Van De Berg (Don't her first name)
36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Huh?
37) Are you too forgiving? Yes. Very.
38) How many children do you want? Uhm...
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Wazzat?
40) Favorite breakfast meal? Toast!
41) Do you own a gun? Fake, hell yeah. Real, no..
42) Ever thought you were in love? Tssss, who doesn't?
43) When was the last time you cried? ...All I know is that I havent cried in a LONG TIME!!!
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Sleep, Breath, dreaming...
45) Olive Garden? La Panera? I have never been to either one
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Heaps of times!
47) Ever been in a castle? A few times :3
48) Nicknames? Jules, Draco, Mega, Dopie, Doop, Juultje.
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Do fictional characters count? If so, Big-Boobied Bertha from How To Train Your Dragon!
50) Ever been to Kentucky? No, but I want to!
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? What?
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yep.
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? A few times.
55) Do you own a diamond ring? I dont even LIKE rings...Plus, those things are expensise as hell...
56) Are you happy with your life right now? Uhm...
57) Do you dye your hair? No?
58) Does anyone like you? Not sure. Don't think so...
59) What year were you born? 1998
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? *Chuckles nervously* No where!
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Huh?
62) McDonalds or Wendys? MCDONALDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
63) Do you like yourself? Erm...Next question!
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mother. I can relate to her more :3
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? ...This is gonna sound very typical, but face...Breasts...Butt...Stomach...Waist...Etc...
66) Are you afraid of the dark? What? No!
*Light goes out*
67) Have you ever eaten paste? Paste?
68) Do you own a webcam? I WANT ONE!!!!
69) Have you ever stripped? Uhm, depends. Does taking your clothes of for a bath or shower counts?
70) Ever broke a bone? No
72) Do you chat on AIM often? AIM?
73) Pringles or Lays? Huh?
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yes...
75) Rugrats or Doug? I don't know?
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Wazzat?
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Never needed to visit her
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? No
79) Do you have a birth mark? A few.
80) Do you own a car? No
81) Can you cook? If popcorn and cake counts, then yeah
82) 3 things that annoy you: My classmates, homework, Jehova's.
83) Do you text message often? Do FF-PMs count?
84) Money or love? Love
85) Do you have any scars? Yesh...
86) What do you want more than anything right now? A PET DRAGON!
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? No...Just...No.
88) Relationships or one night stands? One night stands are overrated
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Uhm?
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Sure
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? What?
92) Do you own a box of crayons? YES
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My mother
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My brother
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My girflriend indirectly.
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My friend
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? ... My girlfriend.
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Instant?
100) Who was the last person that called you? My mother
100 Reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight
1. There’s this thing, we call it a plot. Harry Potter has one, Twilight does not.
2. There are many twists and turns that capture your interest and keep you guessing. Twilight, on the other hand, is utterly boring and predictable.
3. The main characters actually have personalities.
4. Even though they’re wizards, the characters are easy to relate to. They have actual flaws and problems. It is really hard to relate to a character that is absolutely perfect aside from his one flaw of being a blood-thirsty, abusive, sparkling vampire.
5. J.K Rowling isn’t being sued for plagiarism.
6. It has depth and layers. In short, people don’t just read it for the hot guys.
7. Small details that don’t seem important at the beginning of the series become important at the end of the series.
8. Most of the plot holes (or the major ones any way) were tied up by the end of the seventh book.
9. J.K Rowling doesn’t contradict/break every rule she made.
10. The books were actually thought out from the very beginning, so everything tied together neatly.
11. Consistency is key in a series of books.
12. You can actually learn something worth-while from Harry Potter. I can’t say I really learned any important life lessons from Twilight. Not honestly, anyway.
13. Because books should allow you to use your imagination to fill in the blanks, rather than describe everything to you every five pages.
14. SMeyer thinks her readers are too dumb to understand what’s in the book and has to explain everything thoroughly, over and over again. J.K Rowling allows the readers to think for themselves so that they can actually learn.
15. Because when J.K Rowling uses big words, she uses them right, and in the proper context.
16. In order to write any fantasy stories, research is needed.
17. Because J.K Rowling created a whole new world for the readers to get lost in, rather than throwing magical creatures into the real world. (I like if magical creatures are in the real world, as long as it was done good...Twilight did not)
18. J.K Rowling included many magical creatures in her story that are far more realistic than a sparkling vampire.
19. Not all of the villains were defeated in seconds, like they are in Twilight.
20. Harry has actual problems. Tons of them. But does he spend 300 pages Stephenie Meyer and moaning about them? No! He actually does something to try and solve them.
21. Because when Harry and Ginny broke up, neither of them attempted suicide.
22. Because you can read the books over and over again, and pick up things you missed. I don’t need to read Twilight again, it was so repetitive, I doubt I missed anything.
23. Because I find a boy wizard with a lightning bolt scar on his forehead brandishing a stick to be much more believable than a vampire that sparkles in the sunlight.
24. When J.K Rowling adds a mythical creature into her books that are supposed to be scary, SHE ACTUALLY MAKES THEM SCARY. Stephenie Meyer makes vampires look like fluffy little bunny rabbits.
25. If J.K Rowling wrote that baboons were secretly wizards in hiding, I would believe it.
26. J.K Rowling can actually write a story that draws readers in, rather than put them to sleep.
27. Because J.K Rowling actually has an editor.
28. When J.K Rowling writes a character’s back story, it actually has some thought put into it and gives you a better understanding of the character. She will bring it up multiple times and add to it, rather than just mention it once and leave it. Example: MOST of HBP is dedicated to Voldemort’s back story.
29. J.K Rowling will not insult fantasy writers by completely twisting the myths. She will take what has been written previously, add to it, maybe twist it a little but keep the same general idea.
30. Because SMeyer brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “rules are meant to be broken”. And not in a good way.
31. Because, though the series started out as a kids book, J.K Rowling realised that her readers weren’t eight years old anymore, and she adapted the books so that they grew with the readers.
32. Because there is actually character development in the series. By the end of Breaking Dawn, the characters were still as annoying as they were at the beginning of Twilight.
33. J.K Rowling actually put thought into her characters names instead of choosing common names.
34. Renesmee Cullen? Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore laughs in his grave.
35. Harry is modest. When everyone is fawning over him because he’s famous, he wishes they would stop. He’s never looking for better friends than Ron and Hermione, he’s perfectly happy with them. Bella on the other hand is only happy if the Cullens will except her as a friend and will completely ignore anyone else.
36. Because when Harry broke up with Cho, we didn’t get six blank pages of nothing while he broods about it.
37. Because when Harry hates someone, he actually has a reason for it and therefore, we can’t help but hate them, too.
38. Because it doesn’t dwell on a persons looks.
39. Because even Dumbledore will admit that he’s not perfect.
40. Because the romance isn’t shoved in your face and obvious.
41. It is subtly complex and allows you to think for yourself.
42. The relationships were subtly hinted at and grew throughout the series. Example: Ron and Hermione.
43. J.K Rowling will actually take time to write an intriguing summary, rather than copy and paste a snippet that gives the entire plot away.
44. Because it actually has themes that don’t contradict themselves.
45. Because the books started out happier, but then got darker and darker as Voldemort gets more powerful and Harry realises what he’s up against.
46. Because everything ties together and makes sense
47. The foreshadowing is subtle enough that you won’t guess exactly what’s going to happen, yet not too subtle that you think nothing is happening.
48. Over ten years later and people are still reading the books.
49. “The words aren’t always perfect” does not apply in the Harry Potter universe.
50. Even Stephen King thinks J.K Rowling is the better author.
51. Quantity does not always equal quality. The Twilight series could have been ended in one book.
52. Notice how there’s no http://www.harrypottersucks.com.
53. J.K Rowling assumes that we understand what she is saying and doesn’t find it necessary to describe what Harry looks like every two pages.
54. J.K Rowling didn’t realize how big her fandom was until after she’d written the final book, in which she did a google search on Harry Potter and it blew her mind. Stephenie Meyer admitted that Twilight was only supposed to be one book but continued writing because it was so popular.
55. Because lots of time and effort was put into the books, they were not just pulled out of someone’s Seth in a few months.
56. Harry is noble, heroic and selfless. He is willing to risk his life for people he doesn’t know or doesn’t like. Example: Draco Malfoy in the Room of Requirement. He’s a hero we can all be proud of.
57. The main female character, Hermione, is not weak, she does not rely on a man to help her and she doesn’t complain about everything that happens. She is smart, brave, loyal and spends half the series bailing Harry and Ron out of trouble.
58. Even for all of her good traits, Hermione has her flaws. She has a fiery temper and it often gets the better of her (her many fights with Ron). And she has messed up before (she failed the practical Defense exam in third year, and allowed a Death Eater to grab a hold of her while apparating in Deathly Hallows). But even with her flaws, she is a girl we can be proud of. Bella is not.
59. When J.K Rowling uses a plot device, she uses something believable and affects the plot substantially. SMeyeruses plot devices that destroy her own canon (cough)Renesmee(cough).
60. Because the jokes in Harry Potter aren’t completely made up of sexual innuendos like they are in Twilight.
61. Because you can create a deep, personal connection with the characters in Harry Potter. Personally, I’ve formed better connections with rocks than I have with any of the Twilight characters.
62. The love that Lily had for Harry was touching and powerful. She gave up her life to save him, rather than because he died/didn’t love her. Edward and Bella’s “love” pales dramatically in comparison to this kind of love.
63. Because, rather than spending 100 pages describing what someone looks like, J.K Rowling actually works on creating a personality for her characters.
64. J.K Rowling isn’t afraid of killing off main characters – even if she did cry whilst writing it.
65. Harry is kind to even the smallest of magical creatures. When Dobby died, he dug the grave by hand instead of with magic as a tribute to the hardwork that Dobby devoted his life to doing. Edward Cullen looks down on humans because they aren’t the perfect sparkly bits of fluff that he is.
66. Harry is infinitely loyal to all of his friends, even if they aren’t popular. Example: In the sixth book on the train ride to Hogwarts Romilda Vane comes and invites Harry to join her and her friends in their compartment saying that he doesn’t have to sit with Neville and Luna. He refuses saying, “They’re my friends.” Bella left her human friends for the Cullens at first chance.
67. Harry actually had to work to succeed. Bella got everything she wanted handed to her on a silver platter. She didn’t have to work for anything. This gives a bad example to people everywhere.
68. Because the characters in Harry Potter have at least some sort of affect towards the plot. They aren’t just there for the sake of being there.
69. Because J.K Rowling doesn’t try to explain things away with science. And fail at it.
70. Because, rather than making everyone “perfect”, there is a variation in the characters’ looks. Not everyone is “ZOMG SOO HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!”. There are the cutie pies, like Dean Thomas, and Neville, who’s cute in that awkward, dorky way. It makes the characters seem more real.
71. Because the characters in Harry Potter are willing to die for each other, and some have. The Final Battle is proof that many of the students at Hogwarts would die to save Harry. The Cullens probably wouldn’t do the same thing, not that they were ever put in a situation that called for them to.
72. J.K Rowling follows the rules of “show, don’t tell”.
73. No thesaurus’ were harmed in the making of Harry Potter.
74. To the best of my knowledge, Harry Potter has not ruined some of people’s favourite things. Example: music. A lot of people’s favourite bands have been destroyed because they were mentioned/had a song on the soundtrack and the Twitards have made it overly popular because of this.
75. It’s a story that I would actually want to read to my kids as a bedtime story. I wouldn’t let my kids near Twilight if they were still at the age in which I had to read to them so they could fall asleep. Especially not Breaking Dawn.
76. I don’t think anyone has ever made alternate titles to anything in the Harry Potter books. Example: Breaking Fail, The Demon Spawn, Renespawn. And many, many more.
77. Because The Harry Potter books actually have enough content for a full length movie.
78. While fantasy stories are supposed to be impossible in comparison to real life, Twilight takes “impossible” to a whole new level. 79. Because I like my books to have actual substance, thanks.
80. In all my years of reading Harry Potter, I have never had to close the book, put it down and walk away shaking my head like I did with Twilight (cough)Sparkle scene(cough)
81. Harry Potter shows that immortality isn’t everything. Twilight shows that if you aren’t immortal, you aren’t worth carp.
82. I never face palmed while reading Harry Potter. Ever.
83. Because no one in Harry Potter ever complained about carp wheater. Even if it meant that the Dementors were breeding.
84. Because Dobby the House-Elf would make a better boyfriend than Edward Cullen. He listens to you, is loyal and brave, and would do anything to help you.
85. Because J.K Rowling creates actual conflict in the series that isn’t solved as easily as snapping your fingers.
86. Because if when J.K Rowling has a battle scene at the end of a book, dammit it will have climax. Is totally NOT referring to that epic fail of a fight scene at the end of Breaking Dawn
87. After reading the final Harry Potter book, you are not left with more questions than answers.
88. J.K Rowling can find a less cliche way of ending a series than, “and we walked into our perfect piece of forever” or whatever SMeyer wrote.
89. A hobby. Bella needs to get one. Harry and Ron have Quidditch, Hermione reads and studies. All Bella does is obsess over Edward, which makes for a very boring book.
90. Twilight is drawn out way too far. J.K Rowling proved that some young adult books should be over 700 pages long. Stephenie Meyer proved that some shouldn’t be.
91. Because the hard work and dedication that J.K Rowling put into the series was evident. That Twilight lacked these two factors, was evident.
92. If J.K Rowling wrote a fight scene in which one character kills another, the person who’s point of view we’re reading in would not black out leaving us utterly clueless as to what’s going on.
93. Harry Potter would not try to pass off stalking, pedophilia, and abuse as “true love”.
94. Because rebelling against The Dark Lord and his Death Eaters as he rises to power makes for a better plot than anything SMeyer could possibly write.
95. Even the bad guys are kind of likable, because they have depth and layers that you will never find in Twilight’s characters. They’re interesting.
96. It keeps you guessing. Example: Snape. No one but J.K really knew where his loyalties truly lay until one of the very last chapters of the last book.
97. Because if J.K Rowling gives a character a weird name, the names meaning reflects the character, instead of being stupid.
98. Harry Potter has a complex plot with many twists and turns. Twilight is bland.
99. Harry Potter may be repetitive with the main plot. But that’s what makes it consistent. It also has many sub-plots that vary book-to-book.
100. Many people say that the Cullens are great because they are hot and rich. You know what I have to say to this? The Weasleys’. They may not be rich or well dressed. Yeah, their clothes and books are second hand. But they have love. And really, what more could you want? Mrs. Weasley actually killed Bellatrix for trying to kill Ginny. They are kind, loving and treat everyone as another member of the family. The Weasleys totally own the Cullens.
Copy and Paste this on your profile if your AWESOME
I AM NOT A BELIEBER.
Yes, I am not a 'Belieber' anymore. It's not because JB has been accused of being gay, because that is absolutely fine. It's not because his voice is slightly feminine. Why have I started hating him? Because:
If you're not a Belieber for one of the above reasons, copy and paste this and include your name on the list: maycontestdrew, Megadracosaurus
Girl or Guy?
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.(Depens on who)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (Especially for clothes)
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
x You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (Does a necklace in the shape of a dragon counts?)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies (Well, not my one of my favorite and I only shop for books!
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance (Gymnastics)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne x
You love the movies. (Depends ion the movie)
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (ACTION FIGURES!!!!)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
If you hate stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile. Bold the ones that are for you.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (I used to be emo)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (I simply don't have a religion.)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.(*sulks in corner* I'm not EVIL!)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
IDYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (NOT TRUE! My first girlfriend was a Goth!)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.
So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Spongebob rules)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (does being a Daemon Seer Count as This?)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake'.
I'm Dutch, so I must smoke weed 24/7, eat cheese, sell tulips and be a whore.
Critics against the Netherlands.
A few days ago, someone from another country IRL criticised Netherlands for being a stupid country and used stereotypes as ecxuse.
I saw a friend of mine that did with this Australia, so I will do the same for the Netherlands n_n
A lot of peope think we are barbarians, prostitutes, lazy, tulip-farmers, cheeselovers etc. THIS IS WRONG!!!
For the prostitue thingy, there is only street in the entire country where it is allowed! How many streets with prostitutes are there in America in other countries?
Tulips are indeed part of our culture, but we aren't obsessed. Same for molens!
As for cheese, we indeed eat more cheese and bread and drink more milk than other countries. But we aren't obsessed! I don't even like milk!
People critize us for gay people being able to marry and adopt children. Well, sorry we care for the happiness and well-being for our citizens!
And there are many believes in Netherlands who all live together. Christians, Jews, Atheïsts, Muslims, Hindoests, Budhists, Wiccans, Pagans and many more! So of course we have to fight and have conflicts all the time! For your information, we are a very peacefull country!
People think its stupid that weapons are not allowed here. Well, here's a question: People often complain that, when some psycho (Like the guy in that school in America) when they had weapons, they could have defended themselves. Here's my question: If weapons were forbidden, the psycho wouldn't have a gun...Logic much?
And we also view Death Penalty as barbaric.
And a lot of countries always tell about how heroïc they where in their battle against other countries. Like how the United States rebelled England and everone is now learning about the American Revolution and how they fought for eight years...But we rebelled against the Spanish for eighty years!
Oh, and for all Americans who read this, no. This is not meant as insult to America. I just took America for example because I couldn't think so fast of examples in other countries. Sorry :(
YOUR REAL NAME: Julian
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):
None. My mom diesn't
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong)
11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory)
12. WARRIOR NAMES
Firepelt (Firestar and Dustpelt)
12.2 What's your Kittypet name? (Jumble up one your favorite character's name)
12.3 What's your Half-clan name? (Pick something to do with one clan and than another clan's)
Darkfish (I know, stupid name. Dark=ShadowClan, Fish=RiverClan)
12.4 What's your rouge name? (Type the first random thing you think of)
Solution of 12.2
Tigerstar!! Did you guess that? If you did, here's a Tigerstar plushie! *tosses you a cute, fluffy, cuddle Tigerstar plushie*
I love you, you love me, let's go out and kill Barney! With a shot gun, bang bang, Barney on the floor! No more purple dinosaur!
I'M AN ATHEÏST AND I'M PROUD OF IT! If you believe in Evolution and your aick and Tired of people Judging you for it, then copy and past This on your profile! EVOLUTION RULES! ALL HEIL CHARLES DARWIN!
Put this on your profile if you hate Barney!
DRAGON PRIDE METER: 100 If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover Stick This On Your Page
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, obsessedwithstabler, GalacticFTW, SSA Ruth Leland, Booklover707, HTTYD, Saphirabrightscale Megadracosaurus
If you like the Big Four (Hiccup from How To Train Your Dragon, Rapunzel from Tangled, Jack Frost from Rise Of The Guardians and Merida from Brave) then copy this on your profile and add your name: Megadracosaurus
NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS:
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk
NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."
HTTYD: will say "The Gods Hate Me!
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, hyper or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you support AdvanceShipping, then copy this on you're profile and add your name: Megadracosaurus
If you've ever wished that dragons exist in our time, copy and paste this into your profile. (That would be so cool!)
If you have a story stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wanna go back to the Viking age and train Dragons, copy and paste this into your profile. (I so wish for that!)
If you firmly and truly believe that the world WILL NOT come to an end in 2012, Copy and paste this into your profile. (Then how will we see the How to Train your Dragon TV series, and the sequel, and the third movie?!)
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read this, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile copy and paste this into your profile. (Well we're writers. It's an occupational hazard.)
If you can't wait for the HTTYD and CWACOM sequels, then copy and paste this on your profile. (has no clue what CWACOM is...)
If you support Hicstrid, then copy this on your profile.
If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yeah I do that alot.)
If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and past this into your profile. (I hate child abuse! IT SO CRUEL!)
If you have ever thought of something funny and started laughing aloud copy and paste this into your profile. (I do that loads of times.)
If you've ever wished you could go into a book,and join the fun in the adventure copy and paste this into your profile. (So do!)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when she rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask her, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when she breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call her up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your princess.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps her and brings her to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Mate drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.
It's the 50's, and a black man drinks from a white water fountain. A white man approaches him and says, "Excuse me, that is for whites only. You are colored." The black man then raises his head, and replies, "I was black when I was born. I'm black when I'm cold. I'm black when I'm hot. I'm black when I'm sick, and I'll be black when I die. You sir, are pink when you're born. Blue when you're cold. Red when you're hot. Green when you're sick. And purple when you die. Now who's the colored one?" Whoo-hoo! Go anti-racists! (I'm white not black, btw. Still not a racist...)
Dragon, dragon, high above Who in this world do you love?
Gold and green, orange and gray Your stories make my day!
Dragon, dragon, friend or foe? High and mighty, and me below
Flying low, flying high Either way you’re in the sky
Dragon, dragon may I ride? You hold the key to my glide
Flying high, swooping low, I wish I had asked long ago
Dragon, dragon thank you so, I will see you again tomorrow
If you think How To Train Your Dragon is awesome, copy paste this on your profile.
If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you solidly believe that the Green Death(movie) is a female, copy this into your profile.
-If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer.
If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Saphirabrightscale Megadracosaurus
If you believe racism is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
There are many things worth dying for, but only a few worth living for. If you have something worth living for, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are not divorced.
If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it, then copy this into your profile.
If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all.
If you've ever had a "yeah whatever..."moment, copy and past this into your profile.
If you spend hours on end reading FF, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety percent of Fanfiction users have an asinine statistic in their profiles. If you're one of the ten percent that loves irony, copy and paste this into your profile. (Not exactly sure what this means... But I love irony, so!)
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy and paste this to your profile because you have nothing better to do.
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have an obsession, post this on your profile to tell all those who think that you aren't normal to get stuffed, because obsession RULES!
If you think being popular sucks, copy and paste this on your profile
If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune. (Now I do!)
Copy and paste this to your profile if you like copy and pastes.
Copy and paste this to your profile if when you hear thunder you wonder if there are any Night Furies out. (OR CALM DOWN THOR! OR ZEUS!)
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you a review, copy this onto your profile!
If you chose Nadders over Night Furies, then copy this on your profile (Night Furies are good...BUT NADDERS RULE!!!!)
If you ever had a "aw, come on!' moment, than copy this on your profile and put your name on it: Megadracosaurus
But most of all
Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.
95 percent of teens would become anorexic if someone called them fat, if you are the 5 percent who would tell the person, "Well, looks like I'll survive the harsh winter!" copy and paste this into you profile...I'm not fat (rather skinny) but its true!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cry's
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have NO SOUL!! YOU FREAKS!! NOW POST IT OR I'LL GIVE YOU A HORRIBLE BEATING! WORSE THAN ANY KID SHOULD EVER HAVE TO GO THROUGH!!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you like to read what people put in their profiles, And you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you like reading fanfic, copy and paste this
If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.
This is about abortion. Read on, but have a tissue ready.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile (abortion isn't some random preventative measure; it's murder. It's evil, cruel, and it's a gift...from the devil.)
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. Crocs are cool! Not handbags!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you fantasize about meeting one or more of the characters you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you like OC's,copy and paste this to your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts of at the others.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obbsesed beyond obbsession with ANY anime or manga, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever done something stupid just for the heck of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want a pet wolf, copy and paste this into your profile
If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy and past this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, PokeTrainer Emerald Malfoy-Missing My Friend, Magic in me, Megadracosaurus
If you hate flamers that point out every single little detail that is wrong in their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you consider being called weird a compliment, copy and paste this onto yout profile and add your name to the list. Commander Gecko S., Snowfeather, Lionpaw16, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, PokeTrainer, Emerald Malfoy-Missing My Friend, Magic in me, Megadracosaurus
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you always have something on your mind then copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny))
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I think the sky should be pink. How come we drive on parkways, but park on driveways? Or why are apartments called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together? Lemonade tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
There are tons of people that are extremely concerned about couples in fanfiction. If you like or dislike certain couples, but still have nothing against those with different views, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile
If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on your head and sing theme songs, copy and paste this to your profile.
"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile
If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile
If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
There are tons of people that are extremely concerned about couples in fanfiction. If you like or dislike certain couples, but still have nothing against those with different views, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an author you highly respect, copy and paste this into your profile and add their name(s) to the list: Dreamer435, Love-Rose.Ruby, Amesachi, Rowanoak23,MrHyphen, Lilystar of SkyClan, Glacierclaw, Lost Legendaerie, Lost Legendaerie, FallingSnow14,Ryurasuke, Resotii Watasaki, Innosense, XxKpopDXx, LunaMoonlight100, Shadowed Nightmare, videogamevinnie, MOVEDTODEVIANRTART, 3.1415926535897932384626433832, WarriorsRule4, Monkeydew, AvatarCat12, Eidorian999, Astrid x Hiccup, The Storyologist, Advanced Faith, DavidShawnMichael, Aurareader, Continental Drifter, Scarlet Moons, XBlueGardevoir514X, httydluver13, Shimy, citrasama, emmydisney17, Inkorporated, MBSAVfan1, Mad-Face Pro c.c, Fallout96, Astrid Elphaba Lovegood, ObsidianEmeraldXXX, Gloss Gurl, ochazuke,4ever2010, Rolyn, TheFifthCharmedOne, I am Lu, Voldyne, Wordwielder, ElsieLorraine, Dreamer Boy, Catnip-Packet, ShadowKing1988, Advanceshipper3, May and Dawn are the best, Damon Howe, Mademoisella, NaveAlacsim, Soldier78, The Red Dove, PokeCardcaptorTsubasa, Kittypride16, Stone-Man85, Phenomenally Extraordinary, Pikachu35,A Rose for me-A Rose for you,Annabeth The Unicorn, lostsword, Prosper Jade, Leon Woon, Maui Girl 808, Patriot868, Punzie the Platypus, poplarleaves, xxxKinaMariexxx, Astrid O' Buadhaigh, Saphirabrightscale,Redwallfan2000, Ireland Ranger, The Shiny Gengar, LuciferIX, BbbStrwbrry, Maysangel, KrystalClear101, AllyJackson, Epsil0nCha0s, Torchix, PikamasterADV, King's Fist, zeaeevee
If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.
If you like blue copy this to your profile.
SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
99.5 percent of all teens would cry if the Jonas brothers were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 percent would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 0.5.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!
If you think everything that isn't normal, is normal, if you understand this and totally agree copy and paste
If you think that mice,rats, guinea pigs or chinchillas are adorable, copy 'n' paste this to your profile! extra points if you actually have one or more of these pets! Add wich animal you have: I have two female rats called Mattimeo and Jake! If you want to see them, click here
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile... That would be so cool!
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile
If you respect and honor the dragons, copy this
A true Pokémon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokémon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokémon holds. And you'll love Pokémon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokémon fan, then copy this onto your profile!
Animals are living and deserve respect! If you believe that if it can cry, coo, love, hate, hurt, mourn, and long for acceptance it should not be ill treated, then show it! Give those of inhuman tonue a voice, too!
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion
Stop Flamers Now! No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"
I can't stand flamers. Really, give your opinion, that's it. In fact, I have a little poem that flamers will hate. I use some old language for rhyming purposes.
To the flamers out there
Let I fill you with despair
You are little worms
Who in a review, give one set of terms
"this story sucks, delete this" they say
But I only want to keep them at bay.
My skin is thick I must tell
your flame is like a tiny, burning bell
it sticks out like a golfball to a shell.
Flamers have nothing, only much, much worse,
their only thing better, is a cute little purse.
Now I see a revew, I take it gladly,
Then I see a flame, written so badly.
I might mention the famer in my story,
But I'll forget the flame, as fast as Dory.
But before that, this poem I set,
So I embarrased the flamer,
IN ALL OF FANFICTION.NET!
If you liked this poem, copy and paste this, but please give credit to golfer.
If you think that flamers should get a life and stop trying to discourage people, paste this into your profile.
If flamers get you down but you force a smile and try to type in a happy, non assertive way back, copy and paste this in your profile
If you're below 15, and already had a heartbreak, then past this copy into your profile (it happened to me, and I'm 14!)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list and bold the people you know: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, RulerofFire, Grogie13, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, WrathofhteElite, Wildshadow24, Dayflower, Mysticbreez, Mysticbreeze327,Dappleflower, Sandpool124Cinderstar377, Skystar5, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, Megadracosaurus
IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST AND BOLD THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW: Squirrelflightlover, Dreamnorn.uplate, Nianque, AuthorAnomalous, Mosstail21, Brightsun, Avatar-state craziness, Fluttersong, Kawakage,Echosky Of ForestClan, Rory's Greatest Fan, Redwolfvirus, Otterhope, Skystar5, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, Megadracosaurus
If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list and bold the people you know on that list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Griffenclaw, Katklaws, Rainstorm007, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, Mosspath,Rainstorm, Emberheart0, Shiningspirit, Foxclaw999, No1fanofalot, warriorcrazy, Dappleflower, Sandpool124, Cinderstar377, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, Megadracosaurus
If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list, and bold the people you know: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Rainstorm, Whitelily, Darkstorm, Mistystar's Legacy, Gingerstar14, Wildshadow24, Dayflower, Mysticbreez, Mysticbreeze327, Dappleflower ,Sandpool124, Cinderstar377, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, Megadracosaurus
If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the people you know: Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, EspeonSilverfire2, owlreader, Stealthclaw, Celeste Night, Dappleflower, Sandpool124, Cinderstar377, Mysticsparkle, Lilystar and AWESOME KITTEH, Megadracosaurus
If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. (Heaps when I'm trying to get to sleep...I hear breathing and its not my own... O_O)
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. (THAT IS SO DAMNED ANNOYING!)
If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile
If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that one day, Warrior cats need to attack your town because you think something exciting needs to happen, copy and paste this onto your profile. (THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! I would run up and help!!!!!)
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Mostly the bad guys but CATS ARE SOOOOOO STUPID WHEN IT COMES TO PROPHECIES! I'm serious!)
"If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion
10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name.The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart. Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it to your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Rainshimmer, Hawksky, Leopardheart, Winterthaw, Scarheart, LarkThatSingsAtDawn, Dawneyes, Tabbyfire, Selah Lament, Stormfeather, Faithblossom, Megadracosaurus.
If you hate Justin Beiber, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile
If you act random most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are sugar high most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile
If you ever fallen over laughing for no reason copy and paste this on your profile.
If you talk back to the TV copy and paste this on your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile
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Random Favorite Characters from Warriors
1. Firestar: Do I even have to explain why?!
2. Yellowfang: I loved her! She was so cool and brave! Especially after I read "Yellowfang's Secret"!
3. Tigerstar: My favorite villain, together with Scourge. He's just awesome!
4. Scourge: I felt so sorry for him in 'Rise Of Scourge'! Besides, he can kill a Clan leader with one blow. What ISN'T cool about that?!
5. Graystripe: He had a rough love-life, but at least he found love with Millie.
6. Oakheart: Tell me I wasn't the only one who was angry when Bluefur rejected him when he wanted to join ThunderClan!
7. Silverstream: I loved it when Graystripe and her were together! I liked her better than Millie! I was SO sad when Silverstream died!
8. Sandstorm: She. Is. Just. AWESOME!
9. Sharpclaw: He was badass! He was like a good version of Tigerclaw!
10. Crookedstar: He has been threw so much! All his loved one's died, almost got to the Dark Forest and was neglected by his mother, Rainflower. Not to mention Mapleshade's betrayel.
11. Longtail: I know a lot of people (and cats) hate this tom, but lets be honest: if it wasn't for Longtail, Rusty wouldn't have proved himself. I was so sad when he became blind! Besides, he may have been a bully, but he wasn't evil like Darkstripe and Tigerstar.
12. Bluestar: To be honest, I was kinda dissapointed in her when she became mad. She had her reasons, but still. It was great to read 'Bluestar's Prophecy', to see how she became leader.
13. Leafstar: She is just a great character, leader, warrior, mother and mate!
14. Stormfur: He was just great!
15. Brambleclaw: He was a great leader! And he was so cute as an apprentice!
(The list does not have an order!)
Q: What would you think if 4 and 5 were together?
A: Graystripe and Scourge?! Whatte Hell?!
Q: Did you ever read an 11/15 fanfiction?
A: No, and I doubt its exists. Even it existed, I wouldn't read it.
Q: What would you think if you discovered that 6 and 10 were littermates?
A: Well...nothing. They are, right?
Q: What would you think if Michael Jackson would appear in Warriors?
Q: 1 and 3 were in a happy relationship, but 1 runs away with 15. 3 is heartbroken and has a one-night stand with 4. 1 leaves 15 after 15 ran away with 4. 1 gets together with 14 and 7 steals 4 from 15, 15 is heartbroken and finds his/her true love in 9. 7 and 4 fight, 7 finds his/her true love in 12 and 4 finds his/her true love in 2.
A: Firestar and Tigerstar were in a happy relationship (Umh...Pardon?), but Firestar runs away with Brambleclaw (That is just wrong!). Tigerstar is heartbroken and has a one-night stand with Scourge (This actully makes sense in a sick and twisted way). Firestar leaves Brambleclaw after Brambleclaw ran away with Scourge (What?!) Firestar gets together with Stormfur (WHY ARE ALMOST ALL CATS GAY IN THIS?!) and Silverstream steals Scourge from Brambleclaw (EEWW!). Brambleclaw is heartbroken and finds his true love in Sharpclaw (How is that even possible?! They don't even know each other? Heck, Brambleclaw doesn't even know SkyClan exists!) Sliverstream and Scourge fight. Silverstream finds her true love in Bluestar (Ins't she a little...old for Silverstream?) and Scourge finds her true love in Yellowfang (Don't take a mate Yellowfang! Remember Raggedstar? Besides, its SCOURGE!)
Q: If you would write a fanfiction about the story above, what would the name be?
A: I think it would be called 'Total Stupid Relationships' or something like that.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well aimed.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therfore, I am perfect.
Everyone makes mistakes, thankfully I am not everyone.
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where is my ceiling?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and be quiet.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.
Stressed is Desserts backwards :)
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I am in shape...round is a shape.
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.
Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
Forecast for tonight: darkness.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you scared?!
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who drank my water!
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
The below statement is false
The above statement is true
If you try to fail and win, which one did you do?
Something to remember:
• We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
• I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
• I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
• I am one of the lucky one, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
• I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
• We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
• I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
• I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
• I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
• I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
• I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
• I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
• I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
• I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
• I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
• I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
• I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
And whoever is a chick, if you have a boyfriend, TREAT THE GUY NICELY!!! OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND STUFF YOU IN A HOLE!!!
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People help the people. Make my life easier and JUST DO IT.
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