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Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Merlin, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Avengers, and Supernatural.

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12793 - Favs: 14,632 - Follows: 12,146 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Real Surprise by malreina reviews
What lurks in the unexplored shafts of old Aperture, sealed for decades? The answer tests human and android alike. ChellDOS.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,457 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS
Catalysis by Teh Twinnesses Presents reviews
We have all seen stories of Ed's journey, but let's try a change. What if, ultimately, Trisha Elric never died? Watch as Ed walks a path markedly different from the old, along the way meeting the people who will shape his life. AU gen with established canon pairs.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 185,190 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
In Excess by Quinn Anderson reviews
This fic has been turned into an original novel. Details are posted within. Now available for purchase!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's All in the Mind by inukagome15 reviews
Fill for a prompt. Tony is 100% normal. Tony is not a mutant. Tony is Iron Man. Tony is an Avenger. Tony...is just fooling himself.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,678 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Business by Bema reviews
-Superfamily: Tony/Steve – Adopted Peter- Steve carries home an injured Peter after he got shot on a mission as Spiderman.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Line in the Sand by Verdreht reviews
Tony's little experiment: he needed to see where Steve drew the line. He needed to find the line to toe it, toe it to cross it, and cross it to redraw it so that Steve might finally act on the feelings Tony was sure he had. Tony/Steve slash
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Manservants These Days by blood-songs reviews
"You must be terribly bored tonight, sire. You've been looking at me all evening, haven't you?" Contains heavy slash. Fixed, this should be accessible now.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
In Your Defiance by blood-songs reviews
"You're rather impertinent, aren't you," The knight hisses in his ear, and Merlin shudders, wincing as he's yanked close, his arms locked behind him in a way that is really quite painful. "Do you not know who I am?" Pre-slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Truth or Dare by Fetch My Violin reviews
One sleepless night, Sherlock and John play a game of Truth or Dare... Written after a fruitful RP with
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mrs Figg and the Basilisk by poosandwichesarecool123HP reviews
The brand new amazing dashing romance between the basilisk and Mrs Figg, what will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Arabella F., Basilisk - Complete
Ed Elric Cannot Be Stopped by BVTheEpic reviews
In short, Chuck Norris jokes with the FMA characters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, 1 of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: Neglect.Rape.SlightEatingDisorder.Cutting.Hurt.Friendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Red Ruin, and the Breaking Up of Laws by TheHummingbirdMoth reviews
"The children born of thee are sword and fire." Or, the God of Thunder gets suckered into Loki's latest evil scheme. Thor/Loki, mpreg.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Loki, Thor
Sometimes Roles Can Never Be Switched by LilHobbitBookWorm reviews
What will happen when Misaki Takahashi suddenly gets one of his bright ideas you know what I mean , and this time, the idea is to suddenly become the seme and dominate Akihiko Usami. Yaoi...obviously.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Demons and Redemption by myrina-lux reviews
Reposting of old fic under which will finally be finished. As Roy battles his demons from the past, he and Ed explore a relationship neither is ready to accept. Slash.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,074 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
Just One Night With You by Kiya Sama reviews
A 'frightening' ultimatum given forces Naruto to join Team Taka. His discoveries would lead him to new friendships, romances, and a realization that Sasuke just might be a little less of a pain-in-the-ass than once assumed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,413 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Dream in Shades of Red by Ever-the-Optimist reviews
Naruto didn't regret anything that led him here. Because this was all for Sasuke, and he could never regret Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,119 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bond of Fox and Raven by Shampooing reviews
Will Sasuke change his destructive ways for a certain someone? Naruto is his only light. FemNaru / Naruko. SasuNaruko, SasuNaru. Oiroke Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,541 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Love Schedule by kiiroi yumetobu reviews
Sometimes, even Roy and Ed need a little something to spice up their love life.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
A Prisoners Silence by Windschild8178 reviews
Modern Konoha: The Soccer team rookie 12 soon find out that Naruto is far more than the loud loser he appears to be. Naruto starts to panic as they get closer to his secret. As the group searches through the past Naruto fights to protect the present.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto and the Goblet of Fire by Reidluver reviews
Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? I think not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,836 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Act like it! by Yuuko Uchiha reviews
SasuNaru. Today was the big day, the championship of the soccer season was played today and when Naruto is on the shower relaxing a bit he gets a visit. But nothing is easy with you, is it bastard?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Orphaned Legacy by xxFrozenSn0wxx reviews
The day the Kyuubi attacked, the Yondaime somehow survived the sealing of the demon but the price was too high as his son, Kazama Naruto was taken instead, his body however was never found.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,508 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Life's Little Changes by ladywolfTerri reviews
Naruto didn't think he needed a tutor, that is until Kakashi got one for him. SasuNaru. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Row in the Konoha Library by brumalbreeze reviews
It was always that one row where they would sit down, reading their books, ignoring each other, but acknowledging each other. Will it be that one row where the two of them will realize the meaning of their friendship? [Shonenai, SasuNaru, Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tenten's Musings by SevenLevels reviews
Someone in the Naruto world needs to wonder, so it may as well be our dear little weapon’s mistress who doesn’t get nearly enough air time.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Tenten
Parallels by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,819 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Double Dare by Silvia Kundera reviews
Draco is a self-satisfied little bastard. Harry is ridiculously tolerant. Boys are stubborn. It's just like the books! Just shorter and gayer. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Superfamily reviews
Steve Rogers / Tony Stark were having a relationship they preferred to keep out of the public eye. Everything, surprisingly, was perfect. When Nick Fury dumped the recently orphaned Peter Parker, Spiderman into their laps, things were more then perfect. Of course, "perfect" might not be the best way to describe it. Peter POV
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,014 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Cheat reviews
It seems like Tony Stark would be the obvious choice for someone unfaithful, but that's not how it went. Stony. Cheating. Taken from real life experience.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Nephilim reviews
Dean finds out Castiel is carrying their monster child... and planning on killing it. Dean doesn't react well. Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Merlin and Vampires reviews
Merlin, a poor, nervous boy with a history of bad choices, meets the man of his dreams, strong, passionate, handsome, and filthy-rich Arthur Pendragon. The only trouble they have, is Merlin sees the future and Arthur's vampire clan doesn't like that.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,412 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Harry Potter and Naruto reviews
A comic drabble made because I was bored and felt like it should be made. Giggles, references to Drarry and Sasunaru.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Lightning Scarred Wizard reviews
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter start to gain feelings for each other, right when they shouldn't. As the war escalated and Voldemort grows in power, the two struggle, fail, and retain equilibrium. Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,134 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Another Bad Idea reviews
Burying his feelings for Colonel Mustang, they grow out of control until Edward hears something he simply cannot stand. He decides, no matter what, to stop it. EdxMustang. Drag.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
NOT A WORD reviews
The reason Harry Potter killed Lucius Malfoy. Drarry. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Azkaban reviews
Drabble. One Shot. Draco is in Azkaban, losing himself. Hints of Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Prolonged Encounter reviews
One Shot. Something is nagging Harry about Draco's death, so he goes back to the veil to figure out what it is. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mulch reviews
One Shot. Merlin and Arthur at their new home.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Villains and Heroes reviews
As the newest supervillain, Merlin is quickly consumed by love of villainy, magic, and the son of the king of heroes, Arthur Pendragon.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,597 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
The Wrong Move reviews
The army is stuck in Central waiting for orders. Rumors of the Fuhrer starting a full-out Eruopean war start to circle, while Edward goes crazy with boredom. He's bored enough that when a strange boy starts making advances, Edward is more than curious.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,497 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
The Other World reviews
Naruto wakes up in another body, in another world, surrounded by things and people that don't make sense; enemies are friends and the dead are alive. Now he must piece back the events that brought him to the world and decide if he even wants to go home.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.