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READ STORIES FROM MY ONE AND ONLY DEMENTED BFFL GODDAMNITIJUSTWANTAUSERNAME!!!!!!! (no caps)
my fav color: hell ya its black!
my fav tv show: SUPERNATURAL!! and Fringe
my fav icecream flavor: if u wanna go simple, gooooo vanilla!!
my fav thing to do:READ, i also do swim and water polo!!! :3
my fav subject in school: Biology
am i supernatural obsessed and very excited all the time!!!! Of course, i'm quiet the hyper child and i really dont need others opinions on how to be myself anymore, nor have i really wanted it.
will i be awesome at stories? pft im on fanfiction arent i? ill make the best story eva!
My favorite pair
Teen Titans:BB/Rae, Rae/Red X, Rae/Kyd, Rob/Star, Cy/Bee, Rae/Aqua
Vampire Academy: Rose/ Dimka, Rose/ Mase, Eddie/Jill, Syd/Adrian, Mia/Mason, Mia/Aaron,Abe/Janine, Lissa/Chris, Rose/ Chris
Vampire Kisses:Alex/Raven, Trevor/Raven, Luna/Sebastion, Matt/Becky
HON: Stark/Zoe, Stevie/Rephiam, Zoe/ Heath, REHIAM AND ME!!! (i wish)
Ouran High school Host Club: Haruhi/kyoya,Haruhi/tamaki, Haruhi/ Mori, Haruhi/that red head dude and i totally blanked on his name at the moment but will soon post it once i do remember!
Hunger Games: Gale/Madge, Peeta/Katniss
Maximum Ride: Fang/Max boom thats it its just that!
Pandora Heart: Gil/Alic, Alice/Oz
Fruits Basket: Tohru/Kyo
Vampire Knight: Yuki/Zero, Yuki/Kaname, Shiki/Rima, Aido/Yuki, Ruka/Akatsuki
The Alchemyst: Scatty/Josh (idk y though)
Blue Exorcist: Yuki/Rin, Rin/Bon
Oresama Teacher: mafuyu/banchou, mafuyu/takaomi
Supernatural: dean/cas, on
if you don't really give a shit what people say to you when they tell you what to do, post this on your profile
faorite random quotes
when life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it
there are 3 types of people in this world: thoose who can count and thoose who can't
6 out of 5 people are bad with fractions
behind every princess is her fire breathing dragon... watch out prince charming
my night in shining armor turned out to be a geek in aluminum foil
i'm not clumsy the floor just hates me
i'm her best friend you break her heart i break ur face
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, post this into your profile
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At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MUAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny!:P
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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
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Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural.
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People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile
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If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.
iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (But hasn't everybody at some point?)
If people think you are mentally insane . . . copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right . . . copy and paste this into your profile
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
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If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frickin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
1) If you have ever written your own story and made it into an un-published book, copy and paste this into your profile
2) 23) If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edward Cullen...even though he is real) snow in my coco (Edward Cullen. Sexier than you! and all mine...I wish. I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Edward Cullen, Damon Salvatore), SlytherinLuver(Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Tom Riddle, Edward Cullen), SullieBee (Harry Potter and Ron Weasley and Fred Weasley), darthfiredragon (Draco Malfoy, Geric [from the Books of Bayern by Shannon Hale, Edward Cullen, Mr. Darcy), Winkadink (Derek Souza from the darkest powers series. He's tall, a werewolf, and has anger issues. How much hotter can you get?) moviesox (Derek souza for so many reasons)bookluver17(derek souza duh only an idiot wouldnt luv derek)rephiamluvers123(Dimitri Belikov, Alexander(Vampire Kisses), Aurox(Houseof night), Stark(House of night),Gale and peeta(HUnger games), Adrian Ivashkov, and last but not least Mason Ashford...)
..• • • • X Supernatural X..• • • • ..
Pass supernatural on if you love stories with things that are inhumanly possible
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if you love to laugh
I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Vampires, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, MusicalLife17, yugixyamiforever
bookluver17(aka erin)im just like this rephiamluvers123(I have never heard anything more true about myself)
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists I’m into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.(ya u just eep thinkin that) I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I’m INTO JIM HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy I live(d) in the COUNTRY, so I MUST (have) live(d) on a farm. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.(my godfathers gay) I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player I have big boobs, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.i read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.i hung out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT,so I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (although I myself really AM against abortion. those poor little babies don't deserve to be murdered! T.T and they can FEEL it too...) I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (some of it, anyway.) I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (not so big on comics, but manga, YEAH!!) I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (sometimes) I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (actually, this only applies to me cuz i keep to myself most of the time) I can't help but BLUSH when I'm around a cute guy so I MUST be a dumb slut I'm good at SINGING so I MUST need attention I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up I sit ALONE at lunch so I MUST be snobbish I still have SLEEPOVERS with my female friends so I MUST be lesbian I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with I sometimes say I LOVE MY FRIENDS so I MUST be gay/lesbian I wear MAKE-UP so I MUST be ugly I DON'T wear make-up so I MUST be an outsider
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (or Twilight), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, Shadows.Dance, mad-dog-13,twilighternproud, RoseredBlood, icestar2014, rephiamluvers123
SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE!!XD
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot..
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
If you wish you could go to a vampire academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile.
If you cried like a baby through the last chapters of Shadow Kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile.
If you are so angry at the freaking Strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the hell of it then copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.
If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile!!
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your... well you know what comes next.
If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about twilight, copy this into your profile
If you are in love with a fictional characted copy this to your profile
I have this calendar at home that has a few good comebacks that made me laugh soooo hard :D
1. The test came back positive. you're an idiot
2. Don't undress me with your eyes. I'm not wearing clean underwear
3. Come closer so I can walk all over you
4. You had me at i don't care
5. You can impress me by shutting up
6. But me a few drinks and you'll start looking richer
7. I'll put lipstick on my fist and give you a kiss
8. My stockings are ripped. My hair is filthy. I haven't bathed in weeks. I look pretty damn good
9. I've got your name tattooed on my butt ( says jerk)
10. If your not worshiping me, you're not doing your job
11. I don't flirt. If I want you, I'll let you know
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you read New Moon and Eclipse and you wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD copy and paste this into your profile. (actually I wanted to kick him until he died, especially after Eclipse)
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (coughTwilightcough)
Quotes i love:
the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
there is no I in TEAM but there is a ME in AWESOME
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
When your dad is mad and he says, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train.
You laught at me because I'm strange. I laugh at you because you're stupid!
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. It's just that yours is stupid.
If something seems too good to be true, then it usaully is.
Curiousity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
HA HA HA! HAHAHAHA...wait...what?
Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run away! Death hates that.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "Mental illness"
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
Always smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to.
I spilled spot remover on my dog; now he's gone.
Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet.
Be nice to people. They outnumber you 5.5 billion to one.
any Tallahasse quotes
A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
Did you just call me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
You know you live in 2010 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take My Space ( go Facebook!) pics.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/My Space.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.
13. your sad because you fell for it and think you have to put it on ur profile
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!
March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!
June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it??
October - Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!
What a year!
If you don't care that watching cartoons is considered immature, copy & paste this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think about Avatar practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile!
...that's pretty much all I've got to say...
And to any Invader Zim fans out there, GIR rules too. hmmm...Zuko and GIR...ruling together...total chaos ensues...
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. , Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Try Not To Cry
Her name was Auroura
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl:Slow down, i'm scared. Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, slow down. Guy:Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
You know you live in 2010 when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace or a cell phone.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'
7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object
8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 8th graders know geography more than their parents)
9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of MSN typose, nd smily faces
10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
14.) You just realized that there was no number 5 and that it skips straight from 4 to 6.
15.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
16.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'mBLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you'reGREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
"My Immortal" by Evanescence
I'm so tired of being here
These wounds won't seem to heal
You used to captivate me
These wounds won't seem to heal
I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
It was that night,
the stars stared through my soul and the moon led my path.
i had no way of knowing where i was going.
i only knew i had to be there.
i could here his whisper,
it would stroke my cheek,
i'd shiver with fear.
he wants me, he needs me, i need to go to him.
how am i to judge if i should or shouldn't?
if i cannot control myself now the i have now ill.
so i go. i let him guide me.
into my despair.
my one i thought i knew.
ＳＨＵＴ ＵＰ ＡＮＤ ＥＮＪＯＹ ＴＨＥ ＭＵＳＩＣ！
Top 10 Favorite Ouran pairings
1) Haruhi x Kyoya
2) Kyoya x Tamaki
3) Mori x Haruhi
4) Kaoru x Haruhi
5) Hikaru x Haruhi
6) Haruhi x All Hosts
7) Huni x Haruhi
8) Kassanoda x Haruhi
9) Nekozawa x Haruhi
10) Tamaki x Haruhi (I really hate this pairing but a lot of my friends like it so i had to put it on the list)
Read these important mesages
Being Me, The Things I Can And Will Do.
I'll sleep when I'm dead,
And live while I can.
I 'WONT' waist my life!
I wont be another gray spec in the crowd,
I'm not going to try to be cool.
With true friend around me, i don't have to be.
I don't have to impress them, or by them with money.
Just show them who i am,
and they'll exsept me.
I will stand on that stage,
And get my deploma.
I will go off to college,
Work hard till i reach my goals.
Maybe even find love.
But I'll do it all,
Just Being Me!
(If you agree repost this on your profile...)
That girl you just called fat? She's O/Ding on diet pills. That girl you just called ugly? She spendds hours putting on makeup just so people might like her. That boy you just tripped? He gets abused enough at home. Remember the man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. Remember that woman with the distorted face? She was in a gas explosion. People dont have to hurt. Like or post this to onto your profile if you are against bullying. 99% percent of you wont. I did
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Your guy side
X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X its hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
x You own/Ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/Ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (Hehe, i just said that)
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night. (sometimes)
x Keep your hair short
x no matter what anyone says you can make it into a dirty joke
Your girl side:
X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love to shop.
X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewellery.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (five minutes)
X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I have the gym shoes im wearing, some snow boots that i only wear in snow and not all day, one pair of flip flops for pools and stuff that my dog chewed up, and one horrid pair of "fancy shoes" that i hate)
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
X You used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything.
Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"
Trying is the first step toward failure.
"The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
“I am sick of people having a near death experiences and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” TonyV.
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Ten things to see before you die
1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.( happened to my friend, she was eaten but she only has 9 fingers now...) 2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.(my bff, who is goth, luvs to talk about happyt bunnies) 3. Homer say something intelligent. 4. Taxes disappear. 5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes. 6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children. 7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect. 8. Wrestling people forget their moves. 9. The coyote catch the road runner. 10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!
· If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? · What disease did cured ham have? · Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half? · Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise? · Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”? · Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”? · Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly? · When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”? · Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? · Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass? · If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit? · What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license? · How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes? · How do you throw away a garbage can? · Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase? · When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”? · How can something be both “new” and “improved”? · Why do we shut up, but quiet down? · How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place
1. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
2. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
3. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.
4. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
5. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in darkest powers (or almost, at least).
6. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/any other dP related thing you can think of about dP or the dP characters.
7. Crazy is when you can open up any book you've read and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word.
8. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
9. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sirius Disorder).
10. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
11. Crazy is when you suddenly start babbling about gourds.
12. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why.
13. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.
14. Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug.
15. Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day!
16. Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor.
17. Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only happens to be married and a father, but also dead. (Not in my fic he is!)
18. Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling 'I'M SO ATTRACTIVE!' just because you need a confidence boost.
19. Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day.
20. Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don't like silence.
21. Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation :P
22. Crazy is going on FanFiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven't started due the next day.
23. Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it.
24. Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder.
25. Crazy is you and your friends naming stuffed animals unisex names with a mixture of your names, and the boys you like's names. Crazy is also then baptizing said animals though one friend is a Catholic, another is an Atheist, and the third is a Muslim. (And naming each other the godmothers of course!)
26. Crazy is sitting in a bathtub because you want to be rebellious.
27. Crazy is bursting out laughing just because its too quiet.
28. Crazy is annoying someone for the heck of it.
29. Crazy is being absolutely crazily euphoric for at LEAST twenty seconds.
30. Crazy is putting a stuffed animal on the ceiling fan so it gets a nice view.
31. Crazy is having a Fanfiction story idea almost every day from the most common things (ie. The grocery store, school, the sky).
32. Crazy is when people start to worry about what you’re thinking when you get too quiet.
33. Crazy is going in to hysterics when a classroom vent rattles and then the teacher yells "What did you do?!"
34. Crazy is naming everything you see, I named my keyboard Robert Treesenten
35. Crazy is running around with your friend in a hotel and going on every floor on the hotel just for the heck of it
36. Crazy is being paranoid about your pet word out to get you
37. Crazy is asking for bubble wrap for your birthday every year, and never getting it
38. Crazy is being in the living room and saying "Look how big my mustache is!" and nobody cares
39. gotton tired and slapped myself to wake me up
40. made a bet to act like a spy all day
41. in the middle of class gotton up and started to dance
42. pretended be a goth princess just to scare the pizza man
43. did cartwheels down the school hallway
44. after fainting got up did a backflips and sang a song just to prove i was fine. the paramedic fainted
45. jacked clothes from your brothers closet.
46. in the middle of an important test and ur on the last question you steal the persons pencil next to you because you dont feel like walking 2 ft. to the jar of extra pencils.
47.waking up and eaten, dressed, brushed hair and teeth, and fed your dog then saw the clock relized you got up early got back into your pajamasand slept for 15 more minutes and then got back up and did it all over again. (i did that this morning.)
48. running into a mirror and then apologizing because you thought it was an actual person.
49. when scared you dont scream you meow
50. begged your parents for something for 15 minnutes straight only to realize that the first time you asked they said yes
51. while swimming with shraks start freaking out because a freaky looking fish passes by
52. buying fake vampire fangs just to see if you would accedently bite your self.
53. baking cookies until 4 in the morning because you had a dream about really good cookies.(i'm currently doing that)
54. cracking up whenever someone says refrigeraiter.
55. is being a straight c student, but tutor people.
56. making 4 of your best friends by shoving them off a chair
57.being nocturnal in the summer
58. knowing disneyland like the back of your hand...and not knowing the back of your hand :) \
59. beating everyone in arm wrestling except for one of the smallest persons in my school.
60. when you went to euroope, opposed to get the finr jewlwery and silk scarves, spent 200 euros on a couple decorative knives, and not telling your mother about them
61. punching your bff in the face because he said something minorly insulting.
If you're crazy, copy this on your profile and add some crazy things you've done to the list!
.1. Hold your breath 2. Go to your profile and add this 3. Still holding your breath 4. If you made it, your a good kisser
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile
1 Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
looked from Flamel to Scatty and back again. Then she took
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
my nephews drawing desk
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5 Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:22... only 37 mins off!
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
winnie the pooh
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
walking from the bus to inside
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
omg black shirt an jeans
10. Did you dream last night?
no i don't dream
11. When did you last laugh?
like 5 sec ago.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
paintim in the living room
13. Seen anything weird lately?
not really mostly been reading
14. What do you think of this quiz
bored but takes my time up so wut ev
15. What is the last film you saw?
16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
BOOKS!!!!!! and manga and comics huge comic fan
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I really hav to pee rite now
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
19. George Bush:
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Max, cammie, grace, lena, ever, Vasilisa, rose, zoey, andi
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
andi, alexander, derek, simon, rephiam (i no i'm wierd)
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maximum Ride questions
1. Do you think Iggy is hot?
2. Did you cry when Ari died?
only the second time
3. Do you think Fang is hot?
No freaking DUH!!!!!!!!!
4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?
5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?
6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?
started to burst out lauging
7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?
Definetely! I had been waiting for that since STWAOES... Go FAX!!!!!!!!
8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?
I growled, and chucked my book at the wall, and refused to read it for about 5 minutes... Then I caved and kept reading...
9. Who is your favorite character?
10. Do you like Jeb?
11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTH"face when Max and Fang grew gills?
12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?
Yeah, I didn't like TFW... any Maximum Ride book beats it by a loooong shot
13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?
SLIGHTLY FED UP?! Understatement of the century!
14. Which book is your all time favorite?
15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?
I guess I can imagine Max or Nudge singing Breakaway... but thats about it...
16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?
17. Who do you think the voice should be?
i think i shud be sum random wierd dude from the future
18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?
Iggy should play the drums... And Fang a guitarist :) angel shud play the flute idk why
19. What bugged you the most about TFW?
BRIGID BRIGID BRIGID!!!!!
20. MIGGY or FAX?
FAX ALL THE WAY!!!!!!
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Type your name with your elbow: rterphjisamluuuuverds1232 it worked out okay
Type your name with your nose: rephiamluvers123 BOOM GOT SKILLS!!!!
Type your name with your head: 4r4er5 9iqakij2wqik09o54r4 ehhh its sooo the best one!!
Type your name with your chin: fde;lhnkijaml,ujvertfrsdx21q2wq total awesomeness
Type your name with your tongue: rephiamluvers123 BOOM SHAKALOCKA!!!
100 Truths About Me!!!
1. Real name: Brandi M.
2. Nickname(s): Boo, boo bear, california luv, randi
3. Zodiac Sign: Taurus
4. Male or female: Female
5. Elementary : L.P.
6. Middle School: l.p and shaunee and Goleta junior high
7. High School: D.P.
8. Hair color: Light brown. natural is dark brown
9. Tall or Short: short
11. Sweats or Jeans: Jeans.
12. Phone or Camera: Phone with a camera in it.
13. Health freak: No. The opposite, actually.
14. Orange or Apple: Orange
15. Do you have a crush on someone: maybe...
16. Eat or Drink: Drink
17. Piercings: ears
18. Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
HAVE YOU EVER? :
19. Been in an airplane: Yes.
20. Been in a relationship: yes
21. Been in a car accident: sorta
22. Been in a fist fight: yes
23. First piercing: 6 months old
24. First best friend: Chase
25. First award: Graduating Kindergarten
26. First crush: Chase
27. First word: graaaaaahhhhhh
28. Last High-5 you gave: my sister kristina
29. Last person you talked to in person: my sister kristina
30. Last person you texted: abby
31. Last person you watched a movie with: my sister and her husband
32. Last food you ate: pizza
33. Last movie you watched: Cars
listened to: idk like chasing cars
35. Last thing you bought: pants and a shirt
36. Last person you hugged: Barbara
37. Food: sushi
38. Drink: root beer
39. Bottoms: Jeans.
40. Flower: Rose
41. Animal: wolf
42. Color: black, red, and white
43. Movie: Underworld, Teen Titans trouble in Tokyo, Life of Pi
44. Subject: Astronomy
HAVE YOU EVER:
(Put an X in the brackets if yes)
45. [ ] fallin in love with someone
46. [X] celebrated Halloween
47. [ ] had your heart broken...
48. [x] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone
49. [x] had someone like me
51. [ ] got pregnant
52. [ ] had an abortion
53. [x] did something I regret
54. [x] broke a promise
55. [x] hid a secret
56. [X ] pretended to be happy
57. [X]met someone who changed your life
58. [X] pretended to be sick
59. [ ] left the country
60. [X] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
61. [X] cried over the silliest thing.
62. [X] ran a mile.
63. [X] went to the beach with your best friends.
64. [x] got into an argument with your friends.
65. [x] hated someone.
66. [x] stayed single for 2 years.
67. Eating: Nothing.
68. Drinking: Pepsi
69. Listening too: Nothing...
70. Sitting/Laying: sitting
71. Plans for today: Sleep.
72. Waiting: this stupid stuff to be over
YOUR FUTURE: or "what do you want and or like"
73. Want kids: Yes.
74. Want to get married: Yes.
75. Career:author and i'm going to get my PHD in Astronomy
76. Lips or eyes: eyes sorta
77. Shorter or taller: taller im really short now
78. Romantic or spontaneous: Both.
81. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.
82. Looks or personality: Personality, though I don't mind looks too ;)
HAVE YOU EVER:
83. Lost glasses/contacts: Yes,
84. Snuck out of a house: yes
85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: sorta i kept a knife with me because i was being paranoid one night
86. Killed somebody: No...
87. Broken someone's heart: Yeah
88. Been in love: No, just big crushes.
89. Cried when someone died: Yes.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90. Yourself: not really
91. Miracles: kinda
92. Love at first sight: yes sorta more like see someone who cud be your perfect match
94. Santa Clause: No. but i wish he were real!
95. Aliens: not really
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now: in relationship? yah, right this moment? no i like to be by myself
98. Do you know who your real friends are: Yes.
99. Do you believe in God: yes
100. Do you trust people easily: No.
They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said anything
she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die. (Holy crap. I read this and it freaked me out sooo i jst posted it. HOLY CRAP!! REPOST! SERIOUSLY! I got shivers after reading this... O_O)
if anyones frome Russia you should totaly PM me! i'm going to go to Russia in a few years for an Exchange program! i'm learning russian now! yay!!!!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
abortion is murder, murder is illegal.
TRY NOT TO CRY
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
What has your mother taught you?
1.My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
If you love your ‘mummy’ copy and paste this onto your profile.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx,SakuraUchiha101, SakuraHarunoKinomoto, Storm Midnight, Star Wars nut, FlameWing41, Pie in the Face, AryaFan1121, Kissfromarose2, Aviatress, Taralara10, rephiamluvers123
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God: Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
Then copy and paste this in your profile
Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.
My name is Sarah, I am but three. My eyes are swollen I cannot see.
I must be stupid, I must be bad. What else could have made my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly. Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong. Or else I'm locked up all the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone. The house is dark. My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car. My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse my name he calls I press myself against the wall.
I try and hide from his evil eyes. I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping, he shouts ugly words. He says it's my fault that he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more. I finally get free and I run for the door.
He's already locked it and I start to bawl. He takes me and throws me against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken, and my daddy continues with more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream, but it's now much too late. His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain, again and again. Oh please, God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops and heads for the door, while I lie there motionless sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah, and I am but three. Tonight my daddy murdered me.
Michael Jackson sang, the world hoped.
Michael Jackson danced, the world smiled.
Michael Jackson laughed, the world laughed.
Michael Jackson died, the world cried, but sang, danced, laughed because we know that's what he would've wanted.
Michael Jackson was Michael Jackson, and always will be.
We are all Michael Jackson when we cry, sing, dance and laugh.
Post this on your profile if you love Michael as much as me and so many others.
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