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Dear Person Who Is Visiting My Fanfiction Profile At The Moment And Is Reading This And Will Possibly Read One Of My Stories (Wink, Wink),
I love yew...
LoVe, KeNzIe c:
I can be kind of dumb sometimes... Like, as in all the time. So if you say something, you might have to repeat it with smaller words because I get confused easily. Don't judge me.
I've been told (MANY times) that I look like Rue from the Hunger Games (when my hair is curly) and I've also been told that I look like Zendaya from Shake It Up (when my hair is straight.)
I'm fifteen years old. I'm a Leo, born August 18th.
Oh, and feel free to follow me on Twitter :) @Kenzie_R5 Look me up on Ask.fm KenzieLeeMyers Look me up on Instagram too KenzieLeeMyers! And Tumblr Kenzie-Lee-Myers :D I'm probably forgetting some kind of site but whatever.
Um... and that's really all you need to know about me!
I'm just a tomboy who loves to write.
My mommy told me that I'm SPESHUL c:
I'm possibly the most eccentric person you'll ever meet.
DEAL WITH IT.
Amazing Best Friends I've Acquired Through Fanfiction.Net:
Princess-Girl12 (We're Also Writing A Collab Fanfiction Story So Keep An Eye Out For That! :D)
Bob from Bob's Burgers: Kill him! Shut up, Coochie.
Music is poetry with personality.-Ross Lynch
Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything.-Plato
Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory.-Oscar Wilde
Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness.-Maya Angelou
Music expresses that which cannot be said and on
which it is impossible to be silent.-Victor Hugo
Music can change the world because it can change people.-Bono
Do you know our souls are composed of harmony?-Leonardo DaVinci
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music.-Carlos Santana
A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence.-Leopold Stokowski
He who sings scares away his woes.-Cervantes
Truly to sing, that is a different breath.-Rainer Maria Rilke
Everyday writing, let your imagination pour one drop at a time.-Kat
Either write something worth reading, or do something worth writing.-Benjamin Franklin
Most writers can write books faster than publishers can write checks.-Richard Curtis
There are two kinds of writers: those that make you think, and those that make you wonder.-Brian Aldiss
Forget all the rules. Forget about being published. Write for yourself and celebrate writing.-Melinda Haynes
However great a man's natural talent may be, the art of writing cannot be learned all at once.-Jean Jacques Rousseau
Better to write for yourself and have no public than to write for the public and have no self.-Cyril Connolly
A writer is working when he's staring out of the window.-Burton Rascoe
Nothing you write, if you hope to be any good, will ever come out as you first hoped.-Lillian Helman
If there's a book you really want to read but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.-Toni Morrison
To be clear is the first duty of a writer; to charm and to please are graces to be acquired later.-Brander Matthews
A Bunch Of "Copy-And-Paste" Stuff :)
If you know the Muffin Man, copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've searched google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile
If you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
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NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS:
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
My name is Sarah,
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
and I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up in the Attic
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One beating tonight.
I just heard a car!
My daddy is back
From of course Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
and My name is called
so I press myself
Against the cold wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m just so afraid now
and I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping,
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its much too late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
'O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!'
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless,
Brawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah,
I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
23 Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator
1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die”
If you laughed or plan to do this in the future, copy and paste this on your profile ;)
This is a true story:
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"
Leaving the girl slowly
dying She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Re- post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!!
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
She paints a pretty picture,
But the story has a twist,
Her paintbrush is a razor,
And her canvas is her wrist.
She paints her pretty picture
In a color thats blood red
While using her sharp paintbrush
She ends up finally dead
Her pretty pictures fading,
Quite slowly on her arm,
The blood is not racing through her,
She can no longer do harm.
She painted her pretty picture,
But her picture had a twist.
You see her mind was her razor
And her heart was her wrist
Add This To Your Profile If You Aren't Against People Who Cut Themselves Or If You Try And Help People Like This On A Daily Basis