What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?

Sometimes, it just takes a little aconite to change a whole story. StilesxScott ScottxStiles slash infrequent editing possible

Zuko and Iroh are shown kindness by farmers. Iroh makes tea. Zuko sells potatoes. Jet is Zuko's number one customer... and then a story unfolds. YAOI rated M for later chapters. Jet x Zuko pairing. Don't like? Then don't read! Note: read reviews to get an idea. Beware of spoilers. *UPDATE: for a continuation of the story, go to my next fic: "Jetko - Potatoes - Continue with You" :D

Watson looks back on his relationship with Holmes after Reichenbach, recanting what really happened and the truth about his dear friend. Will eventually contain HW slash.

Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?

Out of nowhere, Shizuo asked Izaya to go on a date with him. Thinking he could tease the blonde even more, the brunet agreed to go out with him. But what happens when the high school boy starts to panic the day of the date? How will things turn out for them? Shizaya/ Warning: some OOC-ness lol gomen!

She was flirting with Geoff! Like he was straight or something! Like he isn't obviously the biggest fruit since the discovery of the damned watermelon! Duncan/Geoff... Yes you heard me, boy/boy! YAY

When Misa gets dumped by Light because he wants someone "serious" to pursue a law career at To-Oh, the perky model decides to swap her Lolita outfits for law books and prove to her love that she is more than serious enough. DN/Legally Blonde, 2011-rewrite

Yao is a Chinese Emperor's son who has always thought how his life was such a curse, while Ivan is a Russian spy and assassin hired to take people's lives. They meet and become acquainted in a way that would make them have to choose between fulfilling their duties and leaving everything behind just to be able to remove that big tangle in their lives' cruelly twisted fate…

Gamzee gets busted for possession of drugs. He is sentenced to community service at a place called Jackson's Home for the Diseased and Ill, a place where dying people go to live out their days. There he is assigned to look after a shy boy named Tavros Nitram, a man that Gamzee wishes to make happy until his days are up... Rated T for swearing!

When a stranger called Dean Winchester advertises for a roommate in the local paper, Castiel finds himself replying. Of course, Dean is only ever supposed to be a roommate - or maybe even a friend - but will he end up being more than Cas ever thought possible? Modern AU. Destiel.

A young hunter pulls into town and grabs a coffee on a whim. He-a soul of freedom and battle and hope-meets a soul of order and longing and loneliness. A falling angel pauses his quest for a quiet drink. He-a soul of wild winds and flashing storms and soaring mountains-meets a soul of open roads and blazing skies and smoking guns.

Alfred is a demon, on earth to kill a guardian angel and wreck as much havoc as possible. Arthur is the angel that has to kill him first. With both of them disguised as high school students, whoever gets found out first, dies. Unless they happen to fall for each other first.

A heartbroken Wang Yao looses all hope in love though Leon and Yong Soo think they can fix that. China then gets a big surprise the day after. Koho Japan/Greece Kinda China/Russia

A day in the life of the Iwatobi boys (and Rin). Maruka, Reigisa, some Rintori. Revolving POV. Rated for Rin's mouth.

'Very seldom do I get ill and when I do, I am most certainly bed bound for days. It is mainly due to the fact I am stubborn and hate to admit I am ill until it is too late. It was during the winter of 1887 that I was struck with a flu that rendered me to bed rest and Holmes to nurse me back to health. ' Just a short evening with a bit of fluff.

Alfred buys a mansion in a small England town. Everyone tells him that it's haunted by some crazy dude, but Alfred doesn't believe in such things.

"Cas!" Dean gasped, still chuckling weakly. "You totally smote the lamp!" SLASH! Dean/Castiel one shot for Karma's birthday. : - D

Behold, my collection of Phinbella fluff! Because, quite frankly, is there such a thing as too much Phinbella? Formerly Le Veritable Amour.

Much like Cat and bibble, Jade has a growing obsession. Cade. I suck at summaries, please bear with me. I aim to improve x) Rated T because I'm a little paranoid. (might change)

A series of small crack-pairings that randomly came to mind. First deals with Taiwan x Lithuania. :D Hope you enjoy it. Hetalia does not belong to me, I hope it did, but it dosen't. XD Rated T for potty mouths later in story!

30 short johnlock oneshots, each one a different theme, some will be connected, but for the most part, each story is separate unless specified. I will be updating this daily, possibly more than one a day or maybe none for a few days depending on whether or not I will have time! Please review, it will motivate me to write faster!

"He's horrible, he wrecks, he's cursed, he ruins. No one would ever love him." Lovino has heard these whispers his entire life. He knows that he is the worse one, the lesser one, the least loved and is constantly reminded of that by everyone around him. So why would he deserve to love and be loved by someone as amazing and blessed as Antonio? Lovino would ruin his life too. WWH AU

Gilbert: frustrating, stupid, ignorant, annoying, arrogant, IMPERFECT / Roderich: sensible, incredible, smart, helpful, wonderful, PERFECT / Past or present? Good or bad? Right or wrong? Him or him? AusHun PruHun partly based on Taylor Swift's Song WWH AU

When Romano finally agrees with one of Spain's corny ideas, they have no idea the journeys that that one decision will take them on, courtesy of a sneaky god. Life 45- Antonio needs to move a mountain so he can prove his love for his wife. There may be other factors involved, but they don't really matter. Multiple pairings MxM MxF FxF Life 45/100.

Dean tells Cas he wants to watch him touch himself. Cas misunderstands what he means, and makes an illusion-clone of himself that he makes out with in front of Dean. Dean realizes he was the one that misunderstood what he wanted. One-Shot Destiel

When Castiel's girlfriend kicks him out, his best friend, Dean offers him a place to stay. Will these two opposites drive each other crazy or will they finally see what everybody around them had known for a long time? That opposites really do attract. Destiel and Sabriel

China loves Russia. China wants Russia to love him back. Contains/Warnings:Rochu & other pairings, angst,drama,crying, slight OOC: "Again with the sad eyes? Like you have been through so much haven't you? You haven't been heart broken aru..." China said softly.

Okay, so Dean was checking out a stripper, and a male one at that, but he didn't care. Stripper Cas AU in which Dean gets all the kinks and falls head over heels for baby blues and a smile that spells out danger.

Some nations are good, desperately fighting to get back to the real world. Some nations are evil, willing to kill anyone that crosses their path, even the ones they love. In this twisted parallel universe, the ones remaining must do what they have to do, for they're all they have left. This is HetaCaliga. xXHetalia/Nyotalia crossover, multiple pairingsXx

When Arthur Kirkland (England) attempts to put a curse on Francis Bonnefoy (France), he accidentally invokes a spell that summons the characters of the Nyotalia universe. See how the cast of the Hetalia interact with their genderbend versions. [DISCONTINUED]

Italy can't sleep at nights, something's wrong with him, and Germany wants to know what it is. But, Italy won't talk, and runs away in the middle of the night. What will Germany do now? This is my first fic, please give it a chance.

England and America bodyswap in the middle of the night. Neither knows why. Then they wake up, and things go downhill from there. Rated T for England's language and limited violence. Comedy, but mostly not crack.

Track and Field!AU- Arthur and Alfred are roommates and teammates at World U. As if school wasn't hard enough, they also have to deal with skin-tight uniforms, two hour long practices, classes, bus rides, and, oh yeah, falling in love with each other.

After ordering Sebastian Michaelis to drink fifty gallons of catnip tequila, Ciel is strapped on one hell of a ride and learns that demons and alcohol DO NOT mix well. Even worse, Sebastian has made the worse impression a butler could put on! Will all things go well in the end, or will it fall into disaster? Can Ciel handle it, or will he fall into insanity?

Vash Zwingli, Physics major and resident sarcastic grump, is struggling to come to terms with the fact that he's been in love with his idiot pianist best friend Roderich for the better part of ten years. And to make matters worse? Roderich's getting married. [ human/college au eventual SwissAus & many side pairings ]

Marceline's a new student at this new school. She meets Finn and Jake, which leads to her meeting Bubblegum. She becomes Bubblegum's close friend but she wants to be so much more, and so does Bonni. Bubbline, MxPB, Marblegum.{Will fix certain stuff and just so you know this will be longer with ADDED BUBBLINE SCENES}

Noah and Cody are best friends, they're closer to each other than anyone else in their lives. They both come out, and that brings them closer than ever. Clearly NoCo. Don't like, don't read. Please don't leave hateful reviews. This is for all those NoCo fans craving more NoCo.

Hungary finds the website 'Fan fiction' when she just wanted to search for Yaoi. What happens when she shows it to all the other nations? Oh the embarrassment and hilarity that will ensue… Multiple pairings. Eventual romance. Rated T

What happens when two-thirds of the Bad Touch Trio falls in love with the new Canadian transfer student? A competition, of course! Now it's a race to see which guy will be the first to steal a kiss. Who will the winner be? High school AU, Franada/Prucan, real names

Yao mistakes Ivan in a panda suit for a talking panda that's possessed by a deity. He asks the 'Great Deity' for advice on how to kick the foreign devils out of his land and gets some very strange answers indeed.

Scott McCall has been best friends with Stiles Stilinski for as long as he can remember. It wasn't until recently that his feelings toward Stiles began to feel like something more than close friendship. Now, Scott has to find out why his emotions have gone haywire, while also deciding what he's going to do about his girlfriend Allison.

What happens when England stumbles upon an Asian secret? Simple: CHAOS! He'll have to deal with Asians watching him 24/7 so he won't reveal their little secret. No one messes with the Asians! GOOD LUCK ENGLAND! Warning: Fem!China, IggyChu

Prompt: "Sherlock asks Mycroft if he's dating Greg (which he secretly is) but Mycroft denies it, says rude things about Greg as a cover up & Greg overhears?" Greg's fears come to light when he overhears Mycroft telling Sherlock precisely how he feels about him. ((this ended up a lot darker than anticipated. Enjoy!))

Humanstuck AU. Karkat Vantas is just a guy trying to find some identity, even if it means backpacking across country, staying the night at random strangers houses, hitchiking with lesbians, or even carpooling with hipsters. With luck, he might just find himself love. Until then. he's fucking stuck on the side of the road, waiting for God knows what.

After Antonio Carriedo accidentally incurs Lovino Vargas wrath when covering his History lesson, Antonio decides to try and make friends with him, it doesn't work out very well so he goes to another person in a similar situation. contains Spamano and Dennor ... and mentions a few other pairings

Norway struggles to sustain him and his little brother, so he ends up working in a brothel. When a certain Dane becomes a customer, things change. But when life finally seems to look better for them, some peace threatening news arrive. HumanAu, SuFin. Warning: Adult themes.

I was always told raising a family is hard work. What I didn't know is that I would have one so soon...and that it would consist of a naive teenage girl, her foppy husband, & a crazy, masked Phantom! This is me, my best friend & our awesome POTO comedy!

A game show of where you, the reader, are matched with a hot Death Note boy and go on a date! Bit OOC ish. Full of Fluffy Goodness! L/Light/Matt/Near/Mello/Matsuda/BB x Reader. Bit crack-ish at times. Different chapters for different outcomes

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Russia thinks of China as his personal sun, the light of his life.

England finally managed to summoned a real demon, but of course his bad food ruined it. Said demon changed him into a girl, and now SHE must find a way to change back. At the same time, America just had to get in the way. USUK. Includes side pairings.

In a mysterious, secretive foundation, 12 unusual individuals are considered too dangerous for society to know. Subject to inhumane treatment and torture, they can only dream of escape. Based of the SCP Foundation Wiki. More info inside.

"Look, I know this is going to sound crazy, but you have to listen to me Cody."...When Noah wakes up to realize no one remembers Total Drama, he immediately goes to check on his boyfriend. Now, he's traveling to extremes to get everyone to remember what happened back at Camp Wawanakwa. Even if it means sharing secrets. Slash warning. NoCo.

Cat!Romano can't seem to understand why Cat!Spain likes him so much, nor why Antonio stays by Lovino. Hopefully, he'll be able to figure that out. Nekotalia and some good ol' Spamano. I do not own Hetalia!

They'd been moved around from care home to care home since they were seven years old. Feliciano hadn't spoken a word since that day.

Something happens to where Italy loses all his friends and their trust. As they walk out, he feels himself drawing closer and closer to the breaking point, to his insanity.

What would have happened if Terezi hadn't left her room before Gamzee got there? And what if Karkat had gone to talk to her when she ran into her room? Sadstuck. I don't own Homestuck.

John doesn't need Cane anymore; Cane is very sad. John's Cane/Mycroft's Umbrella.

Holmes never speaks of his family. When the Great Detective receives an invitation to spend a week at his parents' house, Watson soon finds out why his friend has kept his silence on the matter.

I saw so much blood that I had forgotten what we arguing about. I hope, with all my heart, it was something important.

Feliciana smiled softly at her brother. "I've finally found you." Then she passed out. Fem!ItalyXHRE More pairings inside. I suck at Summaries. Don't read just to flame. Rated T to be safe. I'm going to re-do this.

Once upon a time, there was a servant who fell in love with a high-ranking official. Suppressed by the family, the servant has no idea how to reveal to him the emotions. Here's the problem: both the servant and the official are men. And in the world where love is only seen between a man and a woman...things are going to get ugly.

Drabble themes from A to Z with tales of GerIta! Range of stories inside. Please R&R

Lovina Vargas, a bullied junior with a secret talent for singing, finds escape in her after school band. However, the Bad Touch Trio will not leave her and her friends alone! Fem!LovinoxSpain, Fem!CanadaxPrussia, Fem!ItalyxGermany, Fem!Punk!UKxUS

A place where I can put one-shots and drabbles of Hetalia. Update, Distress: RussLiet. What Russia doesn't realize is, he's the thing Lithuania fears. If they understood each other, they'd probably be happier.

Arthur Kirkland is sent to an asylum, there, he meets francis, the doctor that was assigned to him. Though their first meeting wasn't the best, could something be building between these two? Francis knew from experience he shouldn't get attached to his patients, but would he abandon that rule and risk it to help this certain Brit? I know, bad summary, sorry

America is invited by England to the opening ceremonies of the Olympics in his country. America agrees immediately to come see the nation he's loved for so long and determines the Olympics may just be the best place to tell him...but England also harbors the secret of loving America. Who will tell first?

There have been many heroes in history but only one that really mattered. America. This story follows the history of the ultimate hero and how he became the person that he is today! Rated T mostly because not all of this story is as carefree as it is in the beginning.

Just a list of 50 things hetalia characters are not allowed to do for there will be severe punishment crack-ish

Arthur's being haunted by his guardian angel who apparently thinks he's also Cupid, into confessing to the guy he's been stalking admiring from afar for weeks now. Of course he's not in love with him, he's not! Little did he know how right his angel was. Written for Day 9 of the USUK Summer Camp 2012. USUK, Teenagers!AU.

After watching 'When a Stranger Calls' with Japan, America thinks he hears the toilet flush. But they're the only ones in the house so that can't be possible...right?

The Bad Touch Trio go out drinking, leaving their charges, along with America and Italy, home alone. This won't end well...

Lovina and Feliciana were separated from each other when they were very young. Thirteen years later they meet again but not in a very typical way. They're in the middle of an all out brawl and in the mist of it all the girls get mixed up and switch places. Now they need to find a way switch back while avoiding trouble, but it gets a little difficult with someone hunting them down.

A NoCo story. What happens when Cody and Sierra start dating and Cody cuts himself off from any other social interaction? What happens when Izzy plays matchmaker to hook Noah and Cody up? Slash warning! Story cover belongs to Ickybicky.

"Yeah, this is me. Matt. Writing a diary, filled with comedy, awkwardness, and total stupidity. It's my thoughts on absolutely everything. Life, love, Mello, and macaroni cheese. You definitely don't want to miss it." Not to be taken seriously.

"There can't be two Italy's, silly! There should only be one!" Those words from that girl I met so long ago echoed in my ears ever since I realized how little I meant to everyone. Maybe I'm just an unneeded extra... OC's, Spamano, and cursing.

The story of an old couple, a young Princess from the moon, her many suitors including a madly in love Emperor and the reason why she feels lonely whenever she looks at the moon. Based upon a fairytale, USUK, UK/Others.

This is just a collection of short stories about what happens in the German Household.

"You," Mr Kirkland starts, pointing at the center of M. Bonnefoy's chest, "and your God-damn Molière need to stay out of the way of me and my Shakespeare." "I did not realize you two vere so in love." / Tumblr prompt: School AU, France as French teacher.

"First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity." -George Bernard Shaw. Besides the words, I owe nothing.

Hello. I am the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. I am here today to show you real cuisine in my self written and explained cookbook. Take that, you wine freak!

When a desperate England is in a desperate situation, he changes his gender in order to earn some money. Now he must leave his position as the United Kingdom and become a waitress in Japan's Cosplay Café! USxUK, Genderbending, undecided side pairings

Days before a World Meeting, England, as well as many other countries, are trying to avoid a certain American. Somehow they all end up in the same store and all hell breaks loose. How will the employees react to the chaos that the countries will bring?

"You are terrible, all of you! Let me go this instant!" yelled Kiku. "What a cutie," the captain replied with an evil grin. Kiku spat. "Now don't be like that love," he commented, forcing Kiku's chin up, "I'll show you what a pirate's life can really be.

How can something so wonderful be so wrong? How can something so wrong feel so right? This story centers the love between a 27-year old man and a 15-year old boy, and the things that pulls them apart.

Main pairing is PruAus. A phantom of the Opera type story, however, the main storyline is quit different. Roderich is a pianist living in an Opera house in Paris working in the orchestra. He has heard stories of the "phantom that haunts the building, but he had never set much store by them. However that soon changes, and the phantom, will change his life.

Antonio is saved from death by someone he'd spoken to only a few times, but who lost his life in the process. Grief-stricken, he only wishes he could have gotten to know his saviour, when his dreams suddenly become reality...or are they still only dreams?

What do an American chain-smoking photographer and an alcoholic British actor have in common? Absolutely nothing. AU, full summary inside.

World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.

Matthew Williams thinks he is the only different person in his school, until he meets the self proclaimed most awesome man on earth...

A Market researcher get a surprise on one of her phone surveys. BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS!

Well, I've never checked, but I'm guessing someone else had this idea before, and I'll tell you, I do not own this idea, nor do I own Soul Eater. This is probably not going to make you wish you were never born, but still. Rated K plus for mention of deah

Alfred is having a bad day.He fails a test,forgets his lock combination,then misses his bus,so he is left waiting for the next one with nothing to do.He then meets a kid named Kiku.Maybe his day won't end up bad.First fic!

After Arthur is forced to live in America with his brothers and father he meets an obnoxious American and teaches him how to love. Main Pairings: UsUk and some others.

Prussia... Germany... You needa stop watching so many kinky porns... It's messing with your brain 8I Slight Germancest

This is the story of How Canada earned Kumajiro. The bear was not given to him by any country, general winter, nor Native America. But from one of his own kin. Pro/Ter OC's.

Italy demands sex, and France is a douche. What else is new? Based on a comic I saw on DA!

After a hectic meeting, Romano wishes Spain was different. Be careful what you wish for, Romano. You never know who may be listening. With Liechtenstein and Switzerland too!

Not yaoi! After an awkward incident at a Christmas party and an attempt to redo a painting, Germany discovers something about Italy he never expected. GermanyxItaly

Arthur's eyes flew to the crimson wall flooding his vision. What had he done? Rated for language, and violent nature...

Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.

Just a collection of random Hetalia short oneshots.

China receives a love letter from his crush only to find out it was not meant for him! a bit of: Russia/Lithuania England/China and a very annoying American :D What a mess :P - IN-PROGRESS -

Everyone says he's crazy. Matthew just likes Alfred. But there's a fine line between love and obsession, and Matthew fears that he might have crossed that border a long time ago. USCan

Originally a short story. Italy is still having dreams, but Germany still thinks Italy is being delusional. CONTAINS CHARACTER DEATH!

Kink meme de-anon, USUK, Gakuen!AU. Arthur sleeps in class and Alfred finds it funny to tell on him, until he realizes that something is very wrong with Arthur's life and that he has to become Arthur's anchor to reality lest he lose the one he loves.

America, France and England get more than they bargained for when they question Germany's abilities as a lover, right in front of him. Germany wont let anyone question his love for Italy. Contains Gerita.

England finally understood why America had wanted it so much...

This is how Near's sneeze got himto find out Light is Kira... and a Crossdresser

Germany is haunted with distant memories of a child with a copper curl. Not only does he struggle to remember his childhood, he also has to deal with his conflicted feelings for Italy. Shounen-ai/yaoi. GerIta with Germany as HRE theory plot.

"Crushes are juvenile, ma Cherie. You need to either let it go or act on it." Germanyxfem!Italy, office AU.

Born blind, Feliciano decides to get a seeing eye dog. But when he meets the trainer, he gets more than he had hoped for! Co-written with Verboten Byacolate. Ludwig/Feliciano, yaoi.

Britain and Italy, caught up in a magical accident, get their genders swapped. And Britain has no idea how to change them back. With the world meeting coming up and their secret about to be revealed, how will they cope with the change? And what will this mean for the men who secretly love them? USxUK, GerIta, real names used

Recovering from a traumatic brain injury and the subsequent post-traumatic amnesia can take more than a few days in the hospital. Canada and his family learn this the hard way.

Ludwig has feelings for Feliciano. However, Ludwig has no idea if Feliciano has those said feelings for him. Though this is a tale of love (even if it's one-sided) there is a darkness lurking around in the background. Will this tale end in a happily ever after or will it end in a turn for the worse.

When it boils down to Berwald's feelings for Tino, should he lie about them or not? Is there even any point in lying to him?

It was just one of those days…where something very important needed to be done. No matter how painful that something was... SpainxRomano one-shot T because

Gilbert Beilschmidt loves Matthew Williams more than anyone else in the entire world. But Matthew is already broken.

Italy teaches Germany a little something about understanding the meaning behind those three, little words.

Busy jobs keeps them from seeing each other often, but now it's Friday evening and they're on their way back home, Alfred and Arthur start to send text messages. Fluff,USUK,Oneshot

Spain was still away. Romano was still waiting.

Instead of writing a bunch of one-shots from the ideas I get more than ten times a day, I decided to combine them all into one story. I call it, "A Wonderful Series". Featuring, England, France, America, Canada, and many more. Plus tons of pairings, and a wide range of different plots.

We all know when a relationship gets really serous, the moment of the big question.Will she say yes? Or break our hearts and kill us? Let find how the Hetalia's survive this challenge. Give it a chance, please!

As long as you know you're loved, who needs it said to them?...Italy does, that's who, over and over again. Germany/Italy oneshot

It's Valentine's Day, and someone has been putting sonnets in Alfred's locker. High school AU.

"He hit me, Gil… I stopped him from leaving and he hit me." When Ivan takes his anger out on his partner, Madeline, she flees too Gilbert's house for some well needed TLC. RusCan. Fem!Canada. Friendly!PruCan. Slight abuse.

When China refuses to fight the Axis powers, America must choose someone else to fight for him. Can they win the war with someone other than China? Warning: Pokemon references, insane fangirl writers, France

AU Alfred's housewife is really, really strange. Americaxfem!China

Italy and America began to ask the big question that all kids want the answer to... Hetalia style. But does anyone know the real answer? No pairings, just comedy fluff. Warnings: Russia

Incredibly large spin-off of Death Note! Lots and lots of OCs1 About a burdened child who struggles not to bite back at the people who really love her and move on from her parent's painful deaths. Follows Honey Charter, a genius in disguise.

When England tries turning Germany into a woman, he accidentally slips and turns Italy into a girl instead! Find out what happens, and will Italy ever be a guy again?

Feliciano wakes up alone and decides that Ludwig had either been murdered, taken away by the police, or is laying in a pool of his own blood! Ludwig just can't sleep with Feliciano like he use to.

In the spirit of playfulness- or maybe it was just revenge for that last prank on Austria- Hungary sets off a few firecrackers from America's birthday to mess with Prussia, and discovers a very well-kept secret. PruHun if you squint.

What if England had to stay awake? Warning: Slight crack fic, shounen-ai, USxUK, Chibi America

My best friends and I go to Starbucks that is under new management. This is based on a dream and contains robberies, pet rocks, song quotes, and old people. Makes you want to know who the new managers are...

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

Germany gets some courage and asks Italy to see a movie. He agrees. Italy makes pasta as usual before their date, but this time he slops tomato sauce on his shirt. The problem is, it doesn't look like pasta sauce. A little misunderstanding gets bigger.

AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.

Emil has been moved to England from Iceland to live with his brother and attend school. He has no intentions of making friends, but when a new student from Hong Kong arrives, he has to worry more about not falling in love. And his licorice supply.

4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!

LXOC. Bianca is the blind daughter of a politician with amazing gifts that many people under estimate, but L Lawliet recognizes her for her true potential. Rated T for later chapters. One sided romances. Perhaps...

Attention was all she wanted, but she hid it under an innocent mask well. And he would give it to her for a price. They were both freaks, but they were freaks together; screaming and hurting each other was what gave them happiness and pleasure. BB x OC

Arika is Light Yagami's next door neighbor. She doesn't like him at all. So when she finds out he's Kira, everything takes a turn for the worst. OCxLight and LxOC!

Matt has a dream. It's a weird one, trust me. Does it involve Mello? Yes. It also involves L, Light, Misa, Watari, and a whole lot of Pokemon. Crack-fic! ONE-SHOT! Rated T for language.

Ferb drives Vanessa home and takes the scenic route. R&R please :

Rosie, a coy girl at Wammy's, has a favorite swing, that L, just so happens to be swinging on. MAJOR FLUFF...in my opinion! LxOC

"Why did you make my life hell Mello?" I asked with tears in my eyes. "Why?" "Because..." he paused. "Come on Mello tell me!" I shouted. He hung up the phone and I was left in silence. MelloxOC and a wee bit of MattxOC.

In the first months of their acquaintance, Holmes and Watson study each other from a distance, while Watson becomes more deeply involved in Holmes' cases, including one that Holmes seems to take rather personally. Adventure, and slash

Near remembers a bittersweet memory from his birthday that he had with the sugar loving detective, when they're were still young. ONE-SHOT!

An 'Italian Girl' one shot. Italy and Romano are on holiday to Spain. Germany tells her not to call until that night, but regardless Italy leaves five crazy messages on his phone. fem!Italy

fem!ItalyXGermany Germany and Italy have known each other for a while, and Germany cannot deny that he's falling for the girl. The question is, what is he going to do about it? Rated M to be on the safe side for future chapters.

Whilst working on the Kira case, tragedy reunites L with an old friend from Wammy's, but was it only friendship these two once shared? And will these new feelings be resurfaced and possibly abused by Kira? LXOC and slightly LightXOC too.

Lovina is a gypsy, Antonio is her captor. He shouldn't be attracted to someone like her, she belongs in a dungeon, not in his bed... fem!Romano/LovinoxSpain

This wasn't once or twice or three times. It wasn't a temporary arrangement, or something either of them could escape. Yaoi, Ger/Ita. Human names. Sequel to Einmal ist Keinmal. Disclaimer in my profile. #2 in series.

"I'm a Banana!"

Maybe what he'd wanted all along was to give in. Yaoi. Ger/Ita. For my Muse. Disclaimer in my profile. #1 in series.

Switzerland just taught Liechtenstein how to fire a gun. She saw how firing the gun made her brother happy, so she was determined to make him as happy as possible.

Every doll is special and wants to tell their owner something... Swiss X Liech. Read, review, and get out of Swiss territory. WARNING: I know where you live.

A collection of unrelated oneshots focusing on the pairing SpainxFem!Romano, human names used. Current Installment: The Tale of la Principessa y el Matador *COMPLETE FOR NOW*

Meg was Christine's friend, her best friend, long before the Phantom or Raoul entered their lives. And she saw things a little differently. Meg/Christine

Ivan is in love with Alfred. Alfred absolutely hates Ivan. Gilbert is having a good time laughing at Ivan's attempts. Due to a not so strange twist of fate, Gilbert winds up as Ivan's mentor for wining his love. Eventual IvaGil. Rated T for language. On Hiatus.

A trip to the zoo should never be this problematic. But for Arthur and his family, it is.

AU Poland is attending an all boys boarding school. Too bad all the guys thinks he's a girl and is hitting on him. Dropped and currently being rewritten.

When Romano doesn't approve of Ludwig dating Feliciano, he brings out the mafia. GerIta, Spamano

Romano expresses his hate for just about everything through the stupid diary that the stupid tomato idiot gave him.

Hungary forces everyone at a world meeting to play with her new invention, the Rubik's Cube. No pairings

Wild times in the old testament! A true stroke of genius from The Cop. Rated M... no, seriously.

Ivan kidnaps Gilbird to make Gilbert wear a matching scarf and the chaos that follows.

In which Italy imitates other countries with disastrous results. "Ve, want to become one with Italy?" Germany/Italy

Liechtenstein has few worries, and because of such can sometimes get bored. Luckily she discovered a rather entertaining cure.

Erik went to his normal stalking place: behind the mirror in the girl's dressing room, thinking she would be there. How wrong he was! There, on the divan, was sitting the damn menace of his life, the ever thorn in his flesh – Raoul de Chagny! PWP