Author has written 1 story for Fullmetal Alchemist. Names: Well, you can call me(K) Kasha or K and her(N.R) ...N.R. or Other. She doesn't like anything else. Gender: we are female likes: many things dislikes: again, many things religion:Christian Appearance: (K) I'm 5'9 long brown(now purple) hair, size six in clothing, I'm usually the more energetic of the two of us(pluskidswhentheywantto), I'm told I'm actually pretty quiet at first and have this smallish smile constantly on my face that people have related to Russia(from hetalia) that scares the hell out of people and usually is the reason half of the friends I have now didn't talk to me again until I called them first. Aside from my Russia smile people keep keep telling me I have an attractive,sharpish oval face. as for clothes! I am almost always wearing a really long baggy gray jacket with usually a red or green shirt underneath (I have extreme sensitivity to heat), green, almost catstyle glass frames(I can't see worth a shit without them.) Black headphones covering my ears with my multi gemmed golden earrings sticking out the bottom (barely noticeable through my dark hair) Extremely baggy blue jeans(they fit me fine but the pants are just big) and then average red tennis shoes and red and black bracelet from a missionary trip. I'll put in other's tom. Too tired to do much more or this. This is N.R., I'm being forced to write this or else I'll have to sleep outside for the next week and I'd rather not deal with the wild raccoons and stray cats that Kasha refuses to stop feeding. I'm 6'0(Too fucking tall for my own likes. It's hard to find men taller than me!) longish black hair(Now red and blue). I'm the lazier one of our friendship relationship to outsiders, except when I'm used to you I'll act as batshit crazy as her, just not as often. Uh, roundish face(mayhaps one day Kasha will put one of our pictures when we were younger up as our profile pic instead of the new chibi her boyfriend drew of her), I don't usually smile, more of a smirk if anything, unless you have food or something. I don't like people in general, so how I got Kasha as a friend is beyond my fuckin comprehension. Yeah, baggy clothes, (I steal them from K most of the time, we're basically the same size) I wear long black sleeved shirts(anything with sleeves really) a black jacket that she got for me(Val has a white one, if only so Kasha can use the toner joke), when I'm out in public I wear a, mask, a functional predator mask that I can easily take off if we go eating. [It has slight modifications of course! Cops didn't like me when I first moved here. But now they all wave and smile at me happily! I'd smile back but, mask. I use it for breathing purposes, asthma. An old friend whose good at making functional things like that gave it to me, along with a few other different types of masks from shows I liked, before I moved. Best parting gifts ever.] and... what else? Oh purple shoes like hers, and multiple necklaces, and large purple stud earrings. I'm done. Unnecessary information!: i am dislectsic, antisocial, easily distracted, i also have some sleeping disorder i cant remember the name of that makes me need to sleep 12 hours a day(or some amount relative to that) and N.R has aspergers.(and a few others I can't remember) We take care of two children (not lesbians. They're mine, she just lives with us and steals my food) an older brother and younger sister named Eric and Val. Me and N.R tend to do random switches sometimes so if we've constantly review on your story and it seems our places have switched don't worry, it's just us being idiots. Well, lets see here, i am a fan of Star Wars, Death Note, Wolf's Rain, Farscape, Shugo Chara, Naruto, OHSHC, hetalia, homestuck, (nearly) any generation of transformers. My little girl is writing a fanfiction about the new RiD2015 one and is making me draw pictures for it! She'll be a novelist one day I'm sure of it! I may or may not post the story as it is as she writes it. I'm being careful, last time I let her do so when she was half her age now as an idea and for how she could continue it, she was crushed by the harsh reviews people who didn't even have the balls to log in to leave a message left for her. A small snippet of one was that a 5 yearold could write better shit than her. I'm sorry, but at the time it was plainly written in the summary and in the authors note at the top in bold that she was seven and that the story was just a rough draft written on the spot that she wanted advice on and to see if anyone would be interested in that type of plot. She got cruel flames from duchebags instead. She was so crushed when we went to check it out two days later she stopped writing the cute little notes shed write to us all. She refused to go anywhere near her language arts books because they actually got somewhere. She went back to writing a few months after and everything went back to normal but after she had been more nervous to showing me her dream journal(my idea and inspiration to the few stories I had written down in my old comp. that died two years ago. My it rest in pieces) and ideas for plots she gets that she writes down while she's watching TV or movies. *breath* sorry. Rant over. Still makes me pissed. Oh and Eric has his own account on both ff and fictionpress. We dont ask. (\_/) stuff from other peeps page:(yes i know there are repeats in here. II'm just too lazy to do anything about it) Star Wars Name: (first three letters of your last name first two letters of your first name last three letters of your mom's maiden name) Stegalio Lots of quotes below... “The fact is, they have to do their job. I may not support the war, but I support them no matter what - they're following orders.” “If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, because a heart can be broken, a circle goes on forever.” Dream and give yourself permission to envision a You that you choose to be. All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible. Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. Dreams pass into the reality of action. From the actions stems the dream again; and this interdependence produces the highest form of living. Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world. Everybody's a dreamer. Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. I am a dreamer. Seriously, I'm living on another planet. I am accustomed to sleep and in my dreams to imagine the same things that lunatics imagine when awake. I challenge you to be dreamers; I challenge you to be doers and let us make the greatest place in the world even better. I close my eyes, then I drift away, into the magic night I softly say. A silent prayer, like dreamers do, then I fall asleep to dream my dreams of you. I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man. I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough. I have always been amazed at the way an ordinary observer lends so much more credence and attaches so much more importance to waking events than to those occurring in dreams... Man... is above all the plaything of his memory. I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams. I tell people I'm too stupid to know what's impossible. I have ridiculously large dreams, and half the time they come true. I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. I was always a dreamer, in childhood especially. People thought I was a little strange. Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real. So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable. The world needs dreamers and the world needs doers. But above all, the world needs dreamers who do. The world of men is dreaming, it has gone mad in its sleep, and a snake is strangling it, but it can't wake up. There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not? This is the city of dreamers and time and again it's the place where the greatest dream of all, the American dream, has been tested and has triumphed. Those who have compared our life to a dream were right... we were sleeping wake, and waking sleep. To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. Was it only by dreaming or writing that I could find out what I thought? We're all pretty bizarre. Some are just better at showing it. I don't know what my problem is, but I do know its hard to pronounce. The pen is mightier than the sword; no-one expects you to attack them with a pen. I could never find another man like you...Hell, half the time I can't even find where I parked the car. I once gave up anime; it was the most terrifying weekend of my life. Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil. You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are made of the same decaying organic matter as everyone else. You have the right to swing first. However, if you choose to swing first, any move you make can and will be used as an excuse to beat the shit out of you. You have the right to have a doctor and a priest present. If you cannot afford a doctor or are not presently attending a church of your choice, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand what I just told you, Asshole?? After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, "Well, maybe life isn't for everyone." Evil Minions; not always as useful as one would hope. Buckle up!! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car. That's when I started breaking into people's houses. I didn't steal anything, but I did rearrange their furniture. You laugh because I'm a little different; I laugh because I rigged your house with explosives. Seeing Sasuke making funny faces amuses me greatly. You can't make a person love you...You can only stalk them and hope for the best. Slinky Escalator = Everlasting fun. You know, just once I would like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets. I may not look like much, but I'm a pro at pretending to be a ninja. Beware of women with kunai. Do Not Disturb: Plotting Stupid weatherman...Sunny and clear my ass. "If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments." "Oh, good, my dog found the chainsaw." -Lilo (Lilo and Stitch) People are like slinkies, basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs. When you drink, you get drunk. When you get drunk, you sleep. When you sleep, you commit no sin. So let's all get drunk and go to heaven! I'm such a REBEL. I leave a message BEFORE the beep. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every last minute of it!! Kids like us should wear WARNINGS. Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them. You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us I'm tripping you. It's shiny and in video game rules, it's important. I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found. There's two kinds of people in the world, those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth, and those who don't... We call those last people, dinner. Stalkers are like your best friends. They just hide behind trees more. It's a good thing I love you 'cause if I didn't, I'd call the men in white coats on you. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done. Why would I steel something that doesn't involve money...? Wait, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say was 'why would I steal something at all'. I'm a good girl. "An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough." -Colbert "Don't provoke the lunatic, alright." -Booth (Bones) Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign. "Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway" -Elbert Hubbard Careful or you'll end up in my novel. Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. (Unless no one knows that you're responsible for it; then it's probably best to lie low and wait for it to blow over.) When you lose, don't lose the lesson. (And the lesson is: "Vengeance!") "The older you get, the sooner it ends." Insanity is just a word for "eccentric genius" "i am not insane...i am just looking for the entrance to the kingdom of mayonnaise" I'm not supposed to make sense! That would defeat the purpose of confusing people! As I lay in my bed one night, and stare at the stars; I wonder...Where the heck is my ceiling?! Drive it like you stole it! I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific We’re not lost. I’m just not quite sure where we are. I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence! You have the emotional capacity of this stapler ...not to mention that I went crazy again today. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. When in doubt, push random buttons! You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. He who laughs last thinks slowest. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid. It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Yes, of course I'm perfectly civil, but that's only because I choose to direct my anger towards such fruitful pursuits as plotting your untimely and gruesome death. Have a nice day, now. "We've just witnessed what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. 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Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back When in doubt, push random buttons! If you can't beat the computer at chess, try kickboxing. When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's something entirely different. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?" There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. He who laughs last thinks slowest An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work I'm not cynical, I just see things the way they are I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" The trouble with life, is there's no background music. They couldn't repair your brakes, so they made your horn louder. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I will not follow. If you want to walk besides me, go for it, but don't expect a big reaction... I don't get even, I get odder. I have a photographic memory, but it takes a day to develop. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly, if it's worth it. If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Excuse me while I find a container for my joy. People who think they know everything annoy those of us who do. I think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken rabbit the Trix I have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run dumbass, run!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Damn, we screwed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BEST FRIENDS: Lose your crap and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this! Well, I guess I'm a best friend. Are you? On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: 1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!" 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 7. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 8. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 9. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 10. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 12.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" 13. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs. 14. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked. 15. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!" 16. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!" 17. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 18. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there- point to a random person- was just about to ask you to dinner." 19. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section. 20. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..." 21. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the hell I managed it. 95 of teens would go into a panic attack if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who would pull up a lawn chair, grab some popcorn and yell JUMP !! If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobais Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder) Spitfire47(Tobias Ragg, Seth off Prison Break, David "Tweener" Apolskis) SweeneyToddRocksMySocks (Sweeney Todd, Erik, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Edward Scissorhands, Anthony Hope, Batman), Heidi the Odd(A Lot, not telling...), TheDreamChaser (Raven Roth, Hawk Woman, Wonder Woman, Draco Malfoy) -X-Deyoxis-X- (Sora, Danny Phantom, Ash Ketchum, Robin, Harry Potter) Anisoka28 (Anakin Skywalker, Danny Phantom, Robin)Kashagal(Beast Boy, (young) Boba Fett, Zim, Argit, Stanford, Gunther) you know your a hillbilly when 1. you have cake for breakfast. =) need to count to 10 to walk after a party. are always ready to party. 4. you never brush your hair. =) like to wear camo.=) forget to read the numbers befor these. 8. you relize that there is no number 5. =) 9. now you are laghing in your chair. 10. you now know your a hillbily. =) cool hu you know i love cake its good. You Say Pink 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Post this on your profile to make someone smile! yea well im not good w/ these kind o' things so i'll just let u look at stuff |