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Joined 12-26-11, id: 3566859, Profile Updated: 07-23-15
Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

My name is Teddy.

For all who care to know, I found this website and looked around. I couldn't find many storys good for my taste so I thought if I can't find any good storys, I'll just write them myself. Hopefully I can write good fanfictions.

Personality Info

Current Favorite Songs:

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! (THE REMIX) BY Songs to Wear Pants to.

The UNICORN SONG BY The Irish Rovers/ The Bachelors (despite the name England would not like it)

Preferred Pairing Type: Hetero [Boy x Girl]

Favorite Shows: Hetalia, Fruits Basket, Teen Titans, and whatever I feel like watching at random.

Hetalia Related Personal Info

Current Personality Type: Iceland (?) Previous: Germany, Russia

I had a friend who introduced me to Hetalia a few years ago. I liked it from the start and started seeing everything in Hetalia after that. I once found this site that lets you see who you are most like from Hetalia and took it. My results said I was most like Russia, which made me upset a bit at first because I wanted to be more like America. Then later I concluded I was like a mix of both so I wouldn't go crazy (or crazier). All my friends refered to me as 'Russia' when we went into Hetalia mode after that.

It was fun, plus it helped me to not ignore one of my friends as much. (We would forget he was sitting with us and shun him accidently from our conversations. Once we gave him the nickname 'Canada' we started noticing him alot more. Yay for Canada! You gave us some of the coolest celebrities! Ex. Micheal J. Fox from 'Back to the future'.)

Top 5 Favorite Hetalia Characters:

1. America

2. Russia

3. England

4. Canada

5. Romano

Least Favorites:

1. France

2. China

3. Austria

4. Turkey

5. Tony the Alien

Favorite Hetalia Pairings [not in favorites order]

Couples:

Fem!Norway x Denmark

Fem!Finland x Sweden

Fem!Romano/S. Italy x Spain

Fem!America x Russia {and vice versa}

Fem!Japan x America [Maybe Greece?] {vice versa?}

Fem!China x Russia

Fem!Italy x Germany {again vice versa}

Fem!England x America {vice versa }

Fem!Romano/S. Italy x America {Vice versa}

Fem!Canada x Prussia

Canada x Ukriane {includes nyotalia version}

Friendships/Family bonds:

America x Russia, Japan, Canada and/or England/Britain

Germany x N. Italy and/or Prussia

Romano x N. Italy and/or Spain

Mature Eyes Only:

Body: This may make you stop and think... very true
Why do we sleep in church,
but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to talk about sex?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
But bars and clubs are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Just remember God is always watching you.
The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father".
Repost this as "Mature Eyes Only."
90 of you won't repost this
God loves you

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says,
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven...

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American Chocolate by GoofieDaisy reviews
For as long as she can remember, Belarus' frozen heart has always been set on her beloved big brother, Russia. What happens when an incident at a World Meeting leaves her feeling betrayed, and Belarus's possessive behavior is suddenly directed at the world's favorite hero instead? ...And it's all because of a simple Hershey's bar... (AmeBel) (Human and Nation names used)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,396 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [America, Belarus]
I Didn't Think THIS Would Happen! by crystaldragons101 reviews
I'm a fairly normal guy… right? So how did I end up with these crazy Hetalia units? Oh yeah, I'm an idiot who clicked on a pop-up add. Rated T because of possible future chapters and 'cause I'm paranoid
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 6/4/2015 - OC
Micro Manuals! by yeet333 reviews
As you probably guessed, these are unit manuals based off of Lollidictator/Optimuspenguin's, only for micronations! YaY! So... yeah. That's a thing now! Rating subject to change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Sealand, Seborga, Wy, Ladonia
This is all Tony's Fault! by MortisBane reviews
Alfred goes on board of his friend, Tony's ship. Tony stated that he can make Alfred a real Captain America, but when something goes wrong Alfred is left in a new form, and of course it's all Tony's fault. Rated T for language. Possible pairings involve, UkUs, RusAme, FrUs, and Ameripan. Please Read and Review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,120 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 7/16/2013 - America
To Anyone Who Actually Cares by dark mikohanyou reviews
America over hears the other nations talking about him and has finally had enough WARNING: character death and suicide
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 10/27/2013 - America - Complete
A New Appreciation by AnUnstoppableWarrior reviews
Prussia takes his teasing a bit too far when he takes one of Switzerland's guns and refuses to give it back. In Switzerland's attempts to get the gun back, a sudden move from the Swiss makes Prussia tense up and fire. At first it seems no one is hit, but someone was indeed shot...America always liked to say he was the hero, and this just proves it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/9/2015 - America, Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
Tear Me Apart by Shadowless13 reviews
When Lovina finds out her long life crush; Antonio wants to date her sister, Lovina is left heart broken. Lovina goes and finds comfort in the person she thought she would never go to. When Antonio starts getting jealous of Lovina's new relationship with someone else, why can he be happy? Things get heated and who will be torn apart? Fem!Romano Eventual Spamano in the end!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,888 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Like It or Not by Celestial Clusters reviews
AU. Eventual UKxUS. Unpopular, overweight, nerdy, and bullied, high school junior Alfred F. Jones is slowly reaching the end of his rope. Arthur Kirkland, a senior, has nearly everything his heart desires...except a love life. When the spark is lit, Arthur is determined to make Alfred his. After all, he always gets what he wants. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,006 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
MATTHIEU WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual by Gabrielle Roe reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You just purchased a MATTHIEU WILLIAMS unit! To ensure your safety and making sure to stay alive, we included this manual to help understand your unit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Parallel Nations - Complete
IM YONG JAE: Unit Guide and Owner's Manual by in.the.pursuit.of.snark reviews
Congratulations! For reasons we can not fathom, you have purchased a IM YONG JAE unit! In order to ensure that you do not die and to minimize limb loss, we have provided you with the following User's Guide and Owner's Manual! Please follow all the instructions with caution, else you expect a nuke blowing up in your face.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Complete
Perfect by Tomafyre reviews
He was so tired of all the insults coming his way. He just wanted to be a hero. Wouldn't it be nice to fly? Suicidal!America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/25/2014 - England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
Spiritual America by Invisibleamericanburgers reviews
Flying Mint bunny has an idea of pranking America. Except when he finds out that America can see him and will stop at nothing to make England see that America can use magic as well! However, it changes drastically when the Magic trio is bent after America to join their group! Of course, this means war! Rated T for language. Rated Awesome for Humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,261 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - England/Britain, America
Flowers of Red, White, and Blue by EgyptianRatScrew reviews
"How many times do I have to explain this to you? My name is Alfred. F. Jones, not America. I am not a country for it is impossible to be a country!" America has been missing for ten years, and he is finally found by the G8 in 2022. It turns out that he has lost his memory and has been living as a human all this time. Can the G8 help him remember who he really is?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,080 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 10/29/2012 - America - Complete
The Allies Club by Pozagee reviews
"They only met once, but it changed their lives forever." Human!AU. Breakfast Club-esque. Five boys from different cliques are forced to spend a Saturday in detention together. While there, they learn more about each other than ever imaginable. Main characters: Russia, America, England, France, China (Human names used). Various pairings (RusAme, FrUk, etc.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,912 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Russia, America, England/Britain, France
God Bless Daddy by Cocolover77 reviews
The nations all know that America is loud, obnoxious, and ignorant but what they don't know is that he's a dad. A dad to 50 states.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - America
The Nekoalliance by Arc994O34 reviews
When America catches Italy plundering Britain's house, they both end up in a situation...as cats. Now the two must find equal ground if they want to get back to normal. Not only that, but with their absence, the other nations (particularly Germany and Britain), start to suspect each other. How far will these warlike tensions rise? Cat!America and Cat!Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,876 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, England/Britain, America - Complete
Wahrheit by HetaHearts reviews
Italy notices Germany hasn't been himself lately. So with a call from his friend, Italy learns a secret that will change everything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
LUDWIG KALTHERZIEG: User Manual and Guide by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a LUDWIG KALTHERZIEG manual! To make sure that you do not suffer from any pain or ruined reputation, we included this manual just for you...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Complete
EMIL BONDEVIK: User Guide and Manual by OnnaMurcielago666 reviews
Inspired by the manuals of est.1995(AKA lolidictator).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Iceland - Complete
The Price of Heroism by sparklybutterfly42 reviews
Throughout lore and myth, the crow is seen as a symbol of death and is scorned. But to America, in his legends, the crow is something very different entirely. America tells the other nations his view of the crow through one of his myths.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Complete
You Thought I Did What! by VivaAmerica reviews
Mexico goes to Canada's house for a visit (along with some uninvited tag-alongs in tow) and gets a very nasty shock. Mentions of suicide...kinda
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Canada, Mexico - Complete
A Hospitalized Hero! by PiXEL10 reviews
England was having a lazy day, just trying to forget a rather embarrassing event that happened in the last World Meeting. But his day is thrown off when a certain American calls after a horrible accident. UsUk!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,724 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
America's New Stalker by THELASTLIVINGDRAGON reviews
Belarus decides that she doesn't want marry her big brother anymore instead she sets her sights on America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/24/2013 - America, Belarus
ALLISTOR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by The Fool Arcana reviews
Congratulations! You have successfully (Or Accidently) Purchased an Allistor Kirkland (Scotland) Unit! This manual is sure to ensure that you the owner can stay in perfect health (Minus some sanity here and there) with the eldest of the Britannia brothers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Scotland - Complete
Hero by liondancer17 reviews
America wanted to make them happy, what better way then to make their problems disappear? suicidal!america. No pairings. Rated for dark theme and near character death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - America - Complete
The Tenth Skin by ScheherazadeTellerOf1001Tales reviews
A monster who devours his brides demands another. When Matthew's sister is chosen he's not about to let her go to certain death. With the help of some magical advice Matthew goes to slay the monster. Things do not go according to plan. PruCan. Inspired By "Prince Lindworm"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/23/2012 - N. Italy, Germany, Canada, Prussia
MATTIAS KØHLER: User Guide and Manual by OnnaMurcielago666 reviews
Inspired by the manuals of est.1995(AKA lolidictator).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Denmark - Complete
A Band of Freaks by acer370915 reviews
Lovina Vargas, a bullied junior with a secret talent for singing, finds escape in her after school band. However, the Bad Touch Trio will not leave her and her friends alone! Fem!LovinoxSpain, Fem!CanadaxPrussia, Fem!ItalyxGermany, Fem!Punk!UKxUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,739 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
A Confused Sacrificial Love by FilthyWoman reviews
After an unexpected encounter in the woods, Tiina becomes a captive of three stranded Vikings longing to return home. Sweden x FEM!Finland. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,655 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark
LUKAS BONDEVIK Unit: User Guide and Manual by HetalianNorway reviews
This is also in my Never Love a Unit story. Norway is not mine nor Hetalia. Rated T just in case but could've been rated K . Just being careful. And Lukas Bondevik is my most preferred human name for Norway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Norway - Complete
A Girl and Her Dragon by Zephyros-Phoenix reviews
COMPLETE - Gender swap version of the film. Ayden has been sheltered her whole life, being considered a loser among Vikings, especially her crush, Ash. But her life changes when she discovers a Night Fury in the woods and strikes an unlikely bond with the creature. Meanwhile, Ash realizes his feelings for Ayden and becomes jealous when he thinks she's off with another boy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,033 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
BellyDancing America by kinginryu reviews
America's taking belly-dancing lessons and has a crush on Russia. When he leaves his belt the nations follow America to see what is he doing. RusxAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
Wings and Treasures by Enzie-chan reviews
England x Fairy!America. Human names used. Alfred is discovered by a human named Arthur after getting injured. Will Alfred be taken advantage of and have his magic used for selfish reasons, or does Arthur truly care?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
CHIBIMANO Unit Manuel Guide by Firey-Nii-Wolf reviews
Hello! Congratulations on buying you CHIBIMANO Unit. Here is a complementary guide to help you get along with your precious unit
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2012 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
American Standards by Emerald-Leaves reviews
What started out as an embarrassing situation for Russia leads him into an exciting competition involving his once greatest rival. RussiaxAmerica, a little of AmericaxEveryone. Genderbending. Rated T to be safe. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,500 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Oblivious by Locked Up reviews
Alfred Jones isn't popular. Instead of sports and friends he gets comics and the daily abuse of Ivan Braginski, his unofficial nemesis. But when he receives a note from a secret admirer, he learns something rather interesting about this "enemy"...slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,954 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
ELIZAVETA HEDERVARY: User Guide and Manual by Vanechka reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own ELIZAVETA HEDERVARY Unit. We, the makers, have written this manual so that you, the owner, may avoid near fatal encounters with frying pans...LolliDictator style
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Hungary - Complete
NATALYA ARLOVSKAYA: User Guide and Manual by Vanechka reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own NATALYA ARLOVSKAYA Unit. We have written this manual for you, the owner, to ensure that you will be able to avoid painful brushes with death...LolliDictator style
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Belarus - Complete
KIKU HONDA User guide and manual by Shuridaru-chan reviews
Congratulations! You have successfully purchased an HONDA KIKU JAPAN Unit! In order to help you unlock your unit's full capabilities and for your safety we have provided you this manual. Reading is highly advised for safety of self and property
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Japan - Complete
RODERICH EDELSTEIN: User Guide and Manual by Vanechka reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own RODERICH EDELSTEIN Unit. This manual was written in order to allow you, the owner, to unlock your unit's full potentials... LolliDictator style
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Austria - Complete
RAIVIS GALANTE: User Guide and Manual by SaranWrappedDaughter reviews
Congratulations! You've recieved your very own RAIVIS GALANTE! This manual will show you how to get the best out of your new unit! Enclosed are tips, instructions, an FAQ, and of course Q&A. T for paranoia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Latvia
BERWALD OXENSTIERNA: Unit User Manual by Moonstar66 reviews
Based off of LolliDictator's famous Hetalia Unit manuals! This time it's Sweden ! Hope you all enjoy ! Rated M, just in case !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Sweden - Complete
HERAKLES KARPUSI: Unit User Manual by Moonstar66 reviews
This is Greece's manual obviously . Based off of the LoliDictator's manuals ! Hope you guys like! J Rated M, only to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Greece - Complete
Somebody's Gonna Die by SonarTheHedgehog reviews
As a lame prank on Gilbert, Francis and Antonio decide to mess with his worst fear: they kidnap Ludwig. This cannot end well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased an ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Spain - Complete
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
I Swear I Didn't! by Kitty Faerie reviews
Everyone thinks Canada is cutting himself, but he really isn't! Honestly! He's just rather clumsy. Too bad no one believes him... Wait... They're noticing him now? Crack/For Fun/No pairings unless you squint, do a backflip, and bark three times.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Canada - Complete
LOVINO VARGAS South Italy Manual Guide by Dogsrule reviews
We at the Hetalia Unit Co. thank you for your purchase of a LOVINO VARGAS unit. To insure that you are able to use your unit to the best of their abilities we have enclosed this manual.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2011 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
FRANCIS BONNEFOIS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit! In order to ensure your personal safety and mental health, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/26/2011 - France - Complete
February flowers by wolf of infinity reviews
"Good Lord..." he breathed, seeing Alfred's hat lying discarded in the snow next to a rather large rock – spotted with blood - Alfred just wants to find a Valentine's present for the one he loves the most in the world... US & UK, father-son fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's Magic by Coffee-Flavored Fate reviews
America and South Italy are getting married, and it's all England's fault. Craaaaack. One-shot. Romerica.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/13/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Predators plus One Prey by SerasKucheki reviews
Everyone gets their animal ears and tail at the age of 13. In this world there mostly cats, dogs, and bears. I.E. Predators. What happens when there's a new animal? AU pRussia Human Names Warning: Yaoi and Profanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,988 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
A UNITS MANUAL TO SURVIVE YOUR OWNER by chaos-dark-lord reviews
The owner of a unit gets a manual about their unit,the units secretly receive this manual about themselves and to survive their owners.Why units are given free so easily if the order was messed,What happens when a unit is returned? The answer are here.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2011
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Canada - Complete
VASH ZWINGLI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a VASH ZWINGLI unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with your new buy, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Switzerland - Complete
37 Things to do in an Elevator by LittleBlueNayru reviews
America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
FELICIANO VARGAS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just decided to purchase a FELICIANO VARGAS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, have the greatest possible time with your new unit, we've included this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/12/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
Down the Awesome Bunny Trail by julien-schu reviews
In which Gilbert attempts to flee from his overprotective younger brother, who is convinced that something awful would happen the moment he stepped outside alone with those fuzzy ears and tail. AU setting. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,666 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
The LUDWIG User Manual by JoKer-Neal reviews
Congratulations! You have just purchased your very own LUDWIG unit. This manual was created to ensure proper handling of your LUDWIG unit and it is advised you read this over carefully. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Germany - Complete
YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a YAO WANG unit. In order to ensure you the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/18/2010 - China - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prussia - Complete
YONG SOO IM: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! For whatever reason, you have decided to purchase a YONG-SOO IM unit from us, and in order to ensure that you, the owner, can unlock your unit's full potentials, this manual has been provided...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/25/2010 - South Korea - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
Eggshells by Somnium Lacertae reviews
[Under Massive Editing] *AmeIta* Even bright and happy people suffer from unmoving relationships, and making new friends sometimes leads to something better. America and Italy are going to find out that befriending each other unexpectedly brings them to something good.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,257 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - [America, N. Italy] England/Britain, Germany - Complete
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Nekotalia, Kittens and Alaska reviews
Nekotalia/Catalia. Sequal to 'Nekotalia, Love and Kittens'. Fem!Americat x Russiacat. Hero and Vodka have adjusted well with family life but then their kittens are kidnapped!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,169 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - America, Russia
Russia's Heart reviews
A Poem I made on Valentines day. Its written in the point of view of Russia's heart. Russia's Heart x Fem!America's Heart
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Nekotalia, love and Kittens reviews
Nekotalia/Catalia.Sequal to 'Nekotalia and Kitty love'. Fem!AmericatxRussiacat. Now that Hero and Vodka are a couple, what's going to happen to them? Rated for hint of 'kitty love'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 38,745 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Nekotalia and Kitty love reviews
Nekotalia/Catalia. Fem!Americat x Russiacat. Americat wanders around her neighborhood and happens to meet Russiacat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 24,956 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Troll reviews
Amelia F. Jones is a teen who investigates paranormal events while traveling with her rock star mom, the Famous Alice Kirkland. Based off an old show called "So Weird"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - America