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Joined 12-27-11, id: 3567989, Profile Updated: 05-30-12
Author has written 8 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Elder Scroll series.

Hey, Ela Black here!! Okay, I want you to know me really well! My nickname is Ela, got 2 cats and 2 horses. And here are some other stuff:

Favourite movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord Of the Rings (BEST MOVIE EVER!), Harry Potter, Sweeny Todd and Sherlock Holmes.

Age: Now you have something to think about while you're asleep :)

Honestly I dont watch so much movies or read books, I normally write or read FFs. Heh..

Anyways, I hope you like my stories. I like being told of how to get better at my writing so feel free to step on me! :D

And I would totally spend a whole day doing a Harry Potter marathon LUVES IT! But at 3 in the morning I magically falls asleep without my orders >:( STOOPID MEH!!!!

I accept requests of stories, but the movies/books must be 'Harry Potter' from Harry's years, Pirates of the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings. I only accept OC/Character stories, 'cause I'm horrible at Character/Character stories. So PM me! :D

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile.

If you are the only one in your group of friends or people who surround you that has a crush on Lord Cutler Beckett, and your friends/people who surround you think it's a creepy lust thing, then copy and paste this into your profile. Remember your not alone. We are just scattered in various parts of the world.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile. (hums a Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me)

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow Will Turner Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and highlight in Bold who u like! If u like the ones I highlighted, ur part of my club! Yeah soul sisters!!

If you hate Elizabeth Swann, burn destroy and or get rid of in any painful way possible all pictures posters,ect. of her THEN copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Elizabeth Swann should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile. Well she should!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you totally want to become an animagus, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting chimp slavery etc.) then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head/hands repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile

-Calls name- "Yes, Mom..." -no answer- "YES!" -no answer- Screw that, I'm not getting up...

I hate when you wake up when the best part of the dream is about to happen!

Whenever I can't find something, it just magically appears when my mom looks

Getting comfortable on the couch, then seeing the remote is one the other side

Putting on a fake smile, so you don't have to explain why your unhappy

I Hate when My Best Friend Isn't at School

Not remembering whether it happened in a dream or real life

"-Text sending- NOO WRONG PERSON, CANCEL!! Too late :(

I Wish I Could Record My Dreams And Watch Them Later

I Love The Kid That Makes The Classroom Fun By Arguing With The Teacher

Please don't pick me, please don't pick me, please don't pick...aww crap

"I hate you." "Awww, I love you too."

If you believe that one day you'll get transported into your favorite movie on time, copy and paste it on your profile! (PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN FTW!!)

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
" Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER."
This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million tim es. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

10 FAVORITE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS (not in any particular order):

1. Harry Potter

2. Sirius Black

3. Severus Snape

4. Remus Lupin

5. James Potter

6. Nymphadora Tonks

7. Lucius Malfoy

8. Buckbeak (Haha... hippogriff)

9. George Weasley

10. Cedric Diggory

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic?

A James/Cedric fic? No. *shudders*

2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

Snape's like super, ultra, EXTREME HOT!

3) What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

If Tonks got Harry pregnant? She would probably take suicide and Remus would kill Harry.

4) Have you read any 9 fictions?

Oh yeah...

5) Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Lucius and Sirius? NO! MERLIN, NO! Eww!!!

6) 4/8 or 4/9?

Remus/Buckbeak or Rems/George? Remus and Buckbeak, that would be funny :D:D

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 & 8 in a secret relationship?

If Lucius discovered Severus and Buckbeak in a relationship? HA! He would probably laugh his ass of and Snape would kill him.

8) Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?

Remus and Cedric? No, I don't think so.

9) Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

Can't. Harry/James?!?!?! C'MON!

10) What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?

Uhh.. Què?

11) Does anyone on your friends list read #7 yet? What about a 9 slash?

No and no. They don't do fanfictions ;A;

12) If you wrote a songfic about 10 which song would you choose?

My humps by Black Eyed Peas... no questions.

13) If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: EXTREMELY HOT FLUFF! REALLY INSANE, BE WANRED!

14) Suggest a summary for a 6/OC story

Tonks and Remus never really cared for eachother. But what would Remus do if he found out that Tonks sees another one?

15)(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (8) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). While (2) ate candy and watched it all like a movie.

Harry and Lucius are in a happy realtionship until Lucius runs off with Remus. Harry, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Buckbeak and a brief unhappy affair with Tonks, then follows the wise advice of James and finds true love with Severus. While Sirius are candy and watched it all like a movie. (I can actually imagine all this in my head, LOL).

Fill in the list below with characters from any fandom , then answer the questions. Don't go changing the order when you read them!

1. Cutler Beckett

2. Jack Sparrow

3. Remus Lupin

4. Sirius Black

5. Severus Snape

6. James Norrington

7. Aragorn

8. Faramir

9. Boromir

10. Jack the Monkey

11. James Potter

12. Elizabit- beth... Elizabeth

Questions and my answers:

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

James N./James P. fic? No and no. I'm not into slash, but I do respect gays.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sirius Black is hot. He's ultra, super, extremely, mega, AMAZINGLY HAWT!!!!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Elizabeth got Faramir pregnant? I would slap her like the fish she is, how dare she touch meh Faramir?!?!?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, when two teenagers transport to ME and one of them falls for Borrie and the other doesn't like it 'cause she wanna 'protect' her.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Jack Sparrow and James Norrie? What is it with navy guy you don't understand?

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Snape/Boromir or Snape/Jack the Monkey? Snape/Monkey, 'cause thats alot funnier than Snape and Borrie. Ew...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Aragorn walked in on Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth having sex? He would run faster than and cry in a corner, sucking his thumb. Poor wittle fella.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Remus is sad that Tonks had left him. Will a certain monkey give him a banana? Will love fill the air?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Cutler/Faramir? Nope. BECKY'S ALL MINE!!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

A broken king

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Que?

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het

No... they don't like fanfictions. Grrr...

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No.

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Jack The Monkey: SCREEEEECH!!!!!!!

16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Let's get loud by Jennifer Lopez :3

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Beckett/James N./Elizabeth? Warning: Really stupid. Shall actually not be read if you fret a crazy teenager with a motorsaw screaming: BECKETT'S MINE!!!! GET OFF!!!!!!!

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

SCREEEEEEEEECH!!!!!!!!

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Severus? Before I wrote this on my profile. Heheh... heheheh.. heh.

20. What is Six's super secret kink?

Whaaat???

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

JAMES SHAG NORRIE??? EWW!!! TOTALLY DRUNK!!!!!!!

22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Whatzzat suppose ta mean?

23. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). " What title would you give this fic?

Cutler and Boromir are in a happy relation ship until Boromir runs off with Sirius. Cutler, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with James Potter and a brief unhappy affair with Elizabeth, then follows the wise advise of Severus and finds true love with Remus Lupin. I would give the title: So unfair

24. If Four got arrested, what would it be for

Raping me because he's totally crazy 'bout me. And he knocked out Beckett because he was trying to save me. Thanks for that, Black.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Cutler (by reasonable reasons)

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Black!!!

3. Your first initial? M

4. Your month of birth? June

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. Malin

7. Your favorite number? 38

8. Do you like California or Florida more? FLORIDA!!!!

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish I met a guy who actually could be friends with me and who’s not a flirty bastard. Realistic 'nough?

Are you done? … No, that’s why I’m reading this. -_-”

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--) I’M NO CHEATARZ 3:

1. You are completely in love with this person. Sweet.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive. I'm not aggressive? Just hyper and a total idiot :3

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. Is that good?

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Please let that be true...

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. Wow... sad.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. Really? Damn :I

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. IT’S TRUE!!!

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. I have 38 friends in a lifetime? I hope that's good.

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person. Definetly true :D

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. Yaaay!!! I'm loyal :D

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! GASP!!!!!! A-ma-zing.

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Mariela

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Marizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Wolf (sweet)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Don’t have mid name :(

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Soumatra (LOL)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Fanta

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ademana (WTF?)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Evita

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Aparazida

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit): Betray Pear

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory) Green Coat

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If you want to believe Fred Weasley is alive, copy and paste this into your profile!

Rules For Hogwarts:

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey."

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs

- The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife with PMS

- "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!"

- "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret!

- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...

- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

- Especially not with kazoos.- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.

- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".

...Even if I do conjure him up.

- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

- No combination of these is acceptable.

- Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.

- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

- If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.

- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

- I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.

- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

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Sexy Beastie OVERLOAD! by lindsey and marie enterprises reviews
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Make Me Stronger by casualheroine reviews
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Unexpected Yet Sweet by usheringkatie reviews
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That Survivor Thing by APenguinLovingWriter reviews
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Titanic - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,210 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - 6th Officer Moody, Thomas A.
Sweet, sweet Solitude by Monstergirl19 reviews
Finally Cicero had found the new Listener. His job is done and his life is content. Then a thief comes along and threatens to steal everything Cicero holds dear. CiceroxFemaleOC
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,257 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Cicero V.
Princess Alexandra by SideshowJazz1 reviews
Slight AU. No one's at the Warner Bros Studio in the summer. The Warners have begun to grow from kids to teenagers, and Alex's family has to take them in the summer. Now they're going on a road trip. Can Alex survive them? Possible Yakko/OC later.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,182 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - [Yakko W., OC] Dot W. - Complete
Red Strings of Fate by lenokiie reviews
Loraine Ann is tricked aboard a ship and has to disguise herself as a male. But hey, this could a be a way to avoid her planned marriage with Cutler Beckett. But what if the captain of the ship happens to be that very same person?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,635 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Cutler B. - Complete
Polyjuiced by Vampkestrel reviews
Chloe is stuck with an unusual mission from Dumbledore and finds herself with one month to learn how to talk, walk, and generally be Severus Snape With a bit of luck and Polyjuice will she succeed? Severus/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,850 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Severus S., OC
The Fangirl's Wish by the purple napkin reviews
When an ordinary Once Upon a Time super fan makes a wish on a shooting star, her nerdiest dream comes true. Little did she know what she got her and her best friend into. Rated T because of some minor language that little kids shouldn't read.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012
Reason Behind His Madness by theD0ct0rD0nna reviews
Being stuck in the same place for twenty-eight years can be hell. Especially when the one you love doesn't have a clue who you are. Mad Hatter/OC
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,470 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Complete
Out of the Ordinary by nerdydarkcupcake reviews
Thanks to three girls Pippin loves pizza, Aragorn and Legolas are engrossed with the Twilight saga, fangirls attack at the mall, orcs fight at a children's museum, Palantírs are broken and more. Oh yeah, they're pulled into Middle Earth, too. Yup, chaos ensues. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,377 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Boromir, Legolas
Raven haired angel The Pure One And The Dark One by WTfan86 reviews
She was his second wife of only months. She gave him hope, happiness, and a daughter. The Pure one to The Dark One, his Raven Haired Angel. Within their own paradise it was cut short. OC Arlen/Evelyn Mirra/Kera OC Claire Smithson. OC/Felix Hints of Regina as well.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,416 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
The Potter Twins and the Goblet of Fire by GryffindorGirl347 reviews
Harry and Emily Potter go to Hogwarts for their fourth year to be thrown into something that they weren't prepared for. Sequel. Cover image by emilie012 on Tumblr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 152,266 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Of Black Moons and BareFooted Ninjas by TwilightHarryPotterStuff reviews
"What are you doing?" asked Natasha rubbing the sleep out of her eyes and dodging the poking-finger. "I have to poke someone! I'm facebook deprived!" shouted Anastasia. "What's facebook?" asked Natasha, confused. REAL SUM. INSIDE SB/OC RL/OC JP/LE NT/CW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,866 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Sirius B., OC
To Wish Upon a Moon by Morbid DramaQueen10 reviews
"I wish…more than life, more than anything…." I whisper to the moon. She is silent, weeping bright white light into the inky blanket surrounding her. I envied her comfort, and matched her in sorrow. "More than the moon—" A deal is made to find a wish.R/OC
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 85,686 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Hogwarts, meet Breana Sherwood by vinelady reviews
Sometime after the final Battle, Severus Snape feels that he needs a bit of a vacation. He enlists the help of his mischevious friend, Breana Sherwood, to take over his classes. She tries her very best to cause trouble and ruin her friend's reputation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Blame It On Bad Luck by ErisandDysnomia reviews
She might not be the luckiest person out there...but this is just ridiculous...! Rated for racial slurs, swearing, violence and a diva! please check it out! Daryl/OC and some bonding with Glenn! Hiatus OVER!
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,241 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
Damn! I'm a Mary Sue! by Little Lathril reviews
Sam dives into the pool at the school Swimming Carnival & finds herself in Middle Earth with a mission & a new name. Yet another Girl Falls Into ME, 10th walker. A parody on the MS; we're making fun of ourselves here! OC pairings & general madness within.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 92,652 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Boromir, Elrohir - Complete
His Eyes by XZombieKillerX reviews
Jenny was a very lost and lonely girl until she met him. Jim/OC
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Jim
The Xylophone of Gondor by QueenSword reviews
Meet Elizabeth, who believes that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. "How many Stewards does it take to change a light bulb? None. Gondor has no light bulbs. Gondor needs no light bulbs" Eventually Boromir/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Boromir - Complete
The Champion's Sky by Passive Pegasus reviews
Well, this is my first fanfic so be gentle, please! Basically, my made-up character, Skyler, is hunted by Team Rocket because of her accomplishments in the previous month when Gary Oak comes to her rescue. I hope you like it! :
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Living To Die by The Psychotic Serial Killer reviews
Callie is wondering if everyone was just living to die in the end, but Daryl refuses to let her go, even though she wants so bad to be rid of the fear. Daryl/OC.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Daryl D.
The Walking DeadContinued by hydra350 reviews
Ann Grimes now Dixon still trying to survive the zombie overthrow. Trying to keep her brother and husband from killing each other should be fun.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,109 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Daryl D., Rick G. - Complete
Triple The Trouble by BlueNBlackRoses reviews
Jay, an OC, is the best friend of the troublesome twins. Join her as she goes through another year at Hogwarts. Will love bloom between some? Remember to review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,410 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Fellowship Men by Maianna reviews
Song parody of Piano Man by Billy Joel about the fellowship members and their journey.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Complete
What's so great about a stone? by Messed Up Teenager reviews
Jess Darling, best friend of Fred and George Weasley, is living a normal life. Well, as normal as your life can be when your a witch and in your 3rd year. So should she really believe that meeting Harry Potter won't make her life any less normal? OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
So…I’m Just Gonna Blame You… by RBandDJ reviews
Sequel to: So this is Middleearth RUN! Now they're back on earth, but not where they left. Wizards, love, and fate will entermingle, but will it last forever? Or perhaps...is it all a dream?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,607 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Boromir, Haldir - Complete
Unable to Stay, Unwilling to Leave by tiffster reviews
Josephine has always been obsessed with the movie Titanic, but when she gets transported back in time onto the famous ship, she has no memory of the movie and no memory of how she got there!
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,736 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Esmeralda, the Ear'Quessir by Obi wan Kanoli reviews
What if Aragorn had met a pirate in past years as a ranger? What if he had called on her to help in the war of the Ring? Tenth walker. POTCXLOTR Sequel Now up, The Dead Man's What?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,870 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Fellowship of the Freaks by MBDTA reviews
And the first part of their ensuing insanity. New ideas . . . and old, but quite a new take to come on weapons.Romance, adventure, shiny stuff, and a plot . . . Eventually, it has taken us a while, but we have done it! OC OC OC!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 57,517 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
So this is Middle Earth RUN! by RBandDJ reviews
some Marysuedome, tenth n eleventh walkers HaldirOC BoromirOC, two girls wake up in ME go figure and have to find a way to survive without losing their necks, or their sanity, question is, will ME survive them?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 84,252 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Boromir, Haldir - Complete
Snape Gets Overly Hyper by Harry's Girl 01031992 reviews
Snape goes to 711 and gets a bunch of energy drinks which makes him hyper. Very Random and gross at most points... You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Yo Ho A Marauders Life for Me! by Yugismpuzzle reviews
You know the Pirates of the Caribbean song "Yo Ho(A Pirates Life for Me)" ? Of course you do. Now, hear the same song...Marauders Style! RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2003
The Secret Chamber by Feadan reviews
An old friend of Boromir and Faramir is betrayed in love. The time is III 3014, six years before The Great War of The Ring. Adult Themes
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,892 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Boromir, Faramir
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Hiding and Seeking reviews
After Alva defeated the World-Eater, Alduin, she disappeared from everyone's sight. Normally, the Greybeards wouldn't bother, if it wasn't High Hrotgar she had locked herself in.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas, Brynjolf
A Christmas story of Jane Hawke reviews
Jane Hawke, an adventurer sent by the king to live in Port Royal, wants to celebrate Christmas with her friend Cutler Beckett. But being the overpowered lord he is, doesn't see the point in the fun with life. Jane then makes a wish to a shining star, and suddenly, Christmas eve isn't exactly how both planned it to be. Beckett/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Cutler B.
She's NOT a pirate reviews
Prequel to '20 ways to annoy Cutler Beckett'. Jane Hawke, the adventurer, is after a great weapon that no one else knows about. She makes a deal with king George to give him the price, but is that really her plan? Now, she has set sail to Port Royal, live with Cutler Beckett and solve the puzzle while secrets will be revealed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Two of a Kind reviews
Ella and Maine are travelling to Hogwarts with their best, redheaded friends. This year, though, the Chamber of Secrets has been opened, again. They need to find out of to have to have fun in such a serious time, and how to survive their fourth year of jealousy, hatret and humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Fred W., George W.
Her first fear reviews
This is the first time Beckett has ever seen her scared. Who knew that the bold woman he had ever known, was afraid of such a small thing? Cutler Beckett/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Cutler B. - Complete
20 ways to annoy Lord Beckett reviews
Title says it all. My OC, Jane Hawke, wants to annoy Cutler Beckett a little bit. Slight Beckett/OC it's like a little crush. This is a story with a list on first chapter. Follow Jane and her pranks on Becky! NOT A LIST STORY
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,481 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Cutler B. - Complete
A Really Random Story reviews
So, as the title says, it's a random story my friend and I made when we were bored. We was going to bed, but made a totally weird story instead. I hope you like it! Warning: REALLY RANDOM!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/20/2012 - OC - Complete
Pirates of Middle Earth reviews
The loner, Captain Jane Darskull, has herself locked in her castle from the world and her old friend, Estel. Will they regain their friendship when Gandalf asks her to join the Fellowship and show them to their death? Aragorn/OC friendship. Read n Review
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Aragorn