Philosoraptor
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Joined 12-27-11, id: 3568037, Profile Updated: 05-24-12
Author has written 1 story for Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

Wow.

Time goes by fast.

I know I've dropped off the face of planet fucking Earth and y'all be raging. But seriously I have issues too. I got suspended for a week for beating the fuck outta this prick for being a douche and harassing my best bro's lil' sis. Seriously, dude was a pedo he was like 2 years older than her. The fuck? Anyways, then my mom's mom (MOMCEPTION) passed away from cancer, [DATA EXPUNGED](too much SCP), I got RAGE, I got to the updated pages of Homestuck and became addicted, I renovated my room and finally I got a girlfriend. Fuck yes. Anyways, chapter 2 should be up tomorrow and if anyone needs or wants a beta, I'll be willing to do so as long as it's not from anything with Twilight Saga, (bluh i fucking said its insufferably shitty name) Oh and it's be nice if someone'd be my beta, not having one sucks ass, plus no-one gets this huge fuckwad of credit for being awesome. :D

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Going Home by Minty S reviews
Aradia Vadin has lived in the new dimension all her life. Now, the generals have confirmed Tachyon is dead and was killed by a young lombax her age... Ratchet and OC. First fanfic! Constructive Criticism greatly appreciated!
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,979 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Ratchet
Du Wyrda abr Shur'tugal by Poptart22 reviews
Takes place right after Inheritance, when Eragon and Saphira had just left Alagaesia. Eragon and Saphira rebuild the riders, along with the help of the elves.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Eragon S.
Varden High by times-a-tickin reviews
What happens when your favorite Inheritance Cycle characters go to high school? Craziness! Rated T for language and suggestive themes. ExA
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,340 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Starlit by SimplySupreme reviews
The ending of Inheritance was a bummer. Really, I didn't like it at all. So, naturally, I decided to rewrite it. This new alternate ending to the story will make more sense, and give new hope to the dreamers out there. EXA, MXN, SXF, etc. Please R&R!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,664 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Eragon S., Arya
I Am Arya by SimplySupreme reviews
Some days it's all she can do to keep on going. Love is all around her, but Arya clings to the only thing that makes sense: duty. But then again, without duty, who are we really? Book 4 style fic, entirely in Arya's POV. EXA, SXT, MXN Everything is IC!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,130 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Complete
Interdimensional Cake reviews
Finn and Jake go to Choose Goose to see what he has to offer. Rather than the usual magic potion, they find a cake, but not just any cake... No, this cake will take them to another dimension, where genders and personalities are ass backwards!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Finn, Fionna