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Joined 03-17-03, id: 356816, Profile Updated: 06-14-12
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Remember the Titans, Dead Like Me, Dollhouse, Firefly, Inception, Ocean's 11, Hunger Games, House, M.D., and Stargate: Universe.

Hello! I'm Elephant. Welcome to my profile.

I've been reading and writing fanfiction since 7th grade and as such this is a very old account containing some very juvenile writing. Some of the worst pieces (I was a terribly obnoxious jr. high schooler who though the internet would share in my self importance and appreciate inside jokes) are now gone, but some of the early works on here still aren't fabulous. = )

Published Stories:

I Heard: On Hiatus. I've always been fond of this little idea and it was perhaps one of my least odious fanfiction attempts in early high school. May be up for re-write, if I find the time or inspiration.

The Way is Shut: Complete. A little puesdo-drabble I'd contemplated in high school with an OC. Didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped. Possibly up for re-write.

Remember the Thespians: On Hiatus. I've been up in the air about this one - decent concept, but horrific execution. The entire direction needs to be changed. Up for a re-write pending time/inspiration.

Slings and Arrows: Complete. I've also thought about expanding this one too, but for now, it's to stay a one shot.

Diggory Dead: In Progress. I love this one. I'm actually quite proud of it. More coming, I promise! = )

Post-It: Complete. Alas, it did not come out quite as I'd hoped, but it's fair.

Post-It; Text Message: Complete. Also, not quite as I'd hoped, but it'll do.

Alpha, Bravo, Charlie: Complete. Totally got Jossed halfway through. There are also some serious formatting issues, but otherwise, decent.

Away Team: Complete. Just something that was rattling around in my brain. A one-shot.

Le Famille: Complete. A 'Five Times' piece for Nolan's 'Inception'.

La Valise Argentée: In Progress. Companion to Le Famille. Another 'Five Times' piece.

Out Foxing: Complete. 'Inception' crossover with 'Ocean's 11/12/13'.

Awake and Sing: In Progress. A Mags backstory for the Hunger Games universe.

In Progress:

Observers, Not Participants (Working Title)- Companion to Diggory Dead looks at some of the reasons why Anna is the way she is. First of a DD Companion series I hope to write concerning the three older reapers.

All This Has Happened Before (Working Title)- Battlestar Galactica Re-Imagined Crossover with Star Trek. Can't decide between The Original Series and Next Generation. I love the idea of Bones getting all 'I'm a doctor, not a computer programmer' with the Skin-Jobs, but I also love the idea of the Cylons sympathizing with Data. It'll work, I promise.

Toys (Working Title)- A Pretender/Dollhouse crossover. Still up in the air about specifics.

United: An Oral History of the Unification War (Working Title)- A Firefly fic about the conflict between the Alliance and the Browncoats told in the fashion of Studs Terkel's The Good War and Max Brook's World War Z.

So, there we have it. That's all for now!

Good night and good luck!

Always, Ellie

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By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept by Deco reviews
Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 118 - Words: 438,673 - Reviews: 2654 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
Animus by IsForWinners reviews
All things considered, I can't help but get a little antsy when Undersee starts talking to me like an actual human *AU MJ * [Currently Being edited]
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,629 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Gale H., Madge U.
The Toymaker and the Widow by cellostargalactica reviews
"He whittles for the widow and her child; his sweet, sad widow," said Bombur smugly. "How is she his widow if he's still alive?" Bilbo wondered. "Because she's not my widow," Bofur cut in. "She's a widow. I have no claim to her, or anyone."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,420 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Bofur
Calamity by Sookie Starchild reviews
At the moment of his death, the spirit of the Long Lake curses Smaug with a human form. Is he meant to repent for his crimes? Learn the beauty of the world he was so enamored with destroying? Or is he just supposed to suffer?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Smaug, OC]
Something Thicker Than Water by hwc reviews
Years after he last saw the Dursleys Harry gets an unexpected letter. Harry has long chosen his family, but some ties deserve to be mended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Forgiven by ZeesMuse reviews
Eadlyn lived life in a living hell and alienated the one person she needed on her side. By order of the king, all was ripped from her until she could learn to manage her hall. Éothain was the energetic, over-exuberant young captain, sent to take over the small garrison near her estate. Could he help her possibly break through the remnants of her brother's insanity?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,438 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Eothain
Like Her? I Just Started Liking Myself by ThaliaKitten reviews
The story of Percy Weasley's journey from Ministry frog to Audrey's prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,005 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
The Ones You Love by Silberias reviews
Sherlock and Mycroft's mother wasn't cut out for being there for them, but luckily Sherlock's father was there. They weren't quite raised by James Bond to grow up into neat little James Bond Juniors, but near enough. Sherlock/Tinker Tailor crossover.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Sherlock H.
Le Couperet et Le Collet by silvercistern reviews
"I must say, it is quite rare to find a Tribute for whom being reaped was only the second most dreadful thing to happen to her on Reaping Day." The story of how Johanna Mason lost her family, and what she ended up finding on the other side. - on hiatus... probably abandoned. This was the first thing I wrote for thg fandom, and it's desperate for a rewrite.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,719 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Gale H., Johanna M.
The Token by fandomfatale reviews
By chance Haymitch meets little Effie Trinket while he's in the Capitol for the second Quarter Quell. This story is so fluffy that you could stuff a pillow with it. Haymitch/Effie But not really because she's 5.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
The Lonely Princess by MinxySix reviews
Amongst the pile of Hunger Games footage, he spots a tape that sticks out from the rest. On it, he finds a little princess with a desperate wish. HAYFFIE.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
The Heir to Panem by DustWriter reviews
Katniss alone wins the 74th Hunger Games to return to her family and home in District Twelve. But the admiration of a dangerous suitor changes her life and plans forever. Banner by Ro Nordmann: h t t p :/tinyurl . com /6p9jjln delete spaces
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,223 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 311 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by JustAudrey07 reviews
The Pureblood Greengrass family has a dirty little secret. Her name is Astoria. Canon compliant with a twist. Rated M for some smut and dark situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 197,040 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Five Loaves of Bread: Upside Down Cake by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
How a boy from the Seam and the baker's daughter healed old wounds, baked bread, and found poison berries in District Twelve. AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,299 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 155 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
even if it kills me by that dark-haired girl reviews
"It takes Percy Weasley twelve years to pick up the pieces." Featuring Percy/Penelope, Percy/Grief, Percy/Motorbike, and Percy/Audrey. Formerly "Twelve."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,969 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Scylla and Charybdis by puellanerdii reviews
Finnick's determined to bring Annie Cresta home from the 70th Hunger Games. But never thought he'd have to choose between keeping her and keeping her safe - and he wants both. How Annie Cresta crept up on Finnick Odair.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,740 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Twenty Four Victors, Twenty Four Tributes by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
"Twenty-Four Victors, Twenty-Four Tributes: Meet Your Quarter Quell Contestants." This is how they survived and why they died.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Finnick O., Wiress - Complete
The House That Cedric Built by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Draco didn't think there was much reason to hope for a better future. Astoria proved him wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,673 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Angels On the Moon by thecivilunrest reviews
Nothing good ever comes from a town girl loving a Seam boy. Haymitch/Maysilee Mr. Everdeen/Mrs. Everdeen Madge/Gale Three-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,038 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
Let Me Count the Ways by clockwork starlight reviews
Five things she does that always make him smile. And one thing that he does that makes her smile. Arthur/Ariadne for kore rising because I promised her nice long fluffy fic, and only nailed the 'long'.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Blue Sun Thanks You by Red Bess Rackham reviews
He was eager to begin working on technology involving dreams. Though his roommate had qualms about the ethics behind it all, he was only interested in pushing the limits of the minds of the students at the Academy - like River. Oneshot. BDM & Ariel.
Crossover - Firefly & Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/15/2010 - River, Dr Mathais - Complete
Inception: Eradication by Savari07 reviews
An Arthur and Ariadne pairing fic. Saito is found comatose several months after the Fischer job, victim to a concept known as Eradication. Fearing he was targeted because of Inception, the rest of the team prepares to hunt down his attacker.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,340 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne
The Unwinding Of Percy Weasley by JustAudrey07 reviews
Percy is given an untidy and absent minded assistant named Audrey Larrabee to help promote himself in the Ministry. Will he be able to handle her seemingly complete apathy for the Ministry? Or will she be able to help him in ways he never dreamed of?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 153,603 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Monochrome by Asilda reviews
Arthur's perception of the real world is so drastically different from in his dreams that he's never confused about which is real. Cobb discovers just how different it is, and why, and gains a little perception of his own.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Arthur, D. Cobb - Complete
The Point Man by M. D. Jensen reviews
Arthur out of control isn't a pretty sight, either. Premovie.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Arthur, D. Cobb - Complete
Smoke Curls by The Anonymite reviews
Potentially incomprehensible, fluffy-ish Arthur/Ariadne fic? That's probably not the wisest way to market this, but c'est la vie. The title is imagery along the same lines as a lot of the content. Post-Inception, abstract-ish.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Miss de Bourgh in Bath by SwordSwallower17 reviews
After Mr. Darcy takes the thoroughly unsuitable Miss Bennet to be his wife, a most seriously displeased Lady Catherine and her daughter repair to Bath in search of new prospects. What adventures await Anne in the exciting spa city? Now with something of a sequel: "The Miss Bennets Set Forth."
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,204 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Anne de B., Lady Catherine - Complete
Tales From The Caerus by JimmyP reviews
Follow the series from the eyes of a ship in the fleet, The Caerus. Story no longer being updated.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,419 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009
Hugs and Kisses by mascaret reviews
Commander Adama comes to realize just how desperately his new President is in need of a personal military advisor.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/26/2010 - L. Roslin, Billy K. - Complete
Three Things by Cap Streeter reviews
Friendship fic about Gaila&Uhura but mainly Gaila just being her awesome self. Ch 4 Three things Gaila will never know: her drinking song, her fan club and she's forever a sex goddess.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,168 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Gaila, N. Uhura - Complete
Graveling by Thea-Zara reviews
Harry discovers another aspect of being the master of death. Ficlet/One-shot unless inspiration hits
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dead Like Me - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Healin' Thing by Mira-Jade reviews
Twenty-first century medical practices were not all that they were cracked up to be . . . At least, the one thing that hadn't improved over the centuries was bedside manner.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2009 - G. House, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
5 things that were named after James T Kirk by Gul Bricett reviews
- and one that actually wasn't. Rated T for language and adult themes.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Down to the Bones by Kerichi reviews
He was born with the gift of sarcasm, and the sense that his friend was mad. The night before Jim's hearing, McCoy goes to a bar to drown his worries and encounters a woman he thinks he won't see again. He will. *McCoy/Chapel*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,723 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - [L. McCoy/Bones, C. Chapel] - Complete
Tribbles are a meal best served warm by IluthraDanar reviews
If you love tribbles, don't read this. It is all tongue in cheek, since I do love tribbles. An evil plot bunny who hates these furry competitors, forced me to write this.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Spock Prime - Complete
Brothers by leechi nut reviews
George Samuel Kirk is Jim's older brother. So why does it feel like Bones is the first brother Jim's ever had? One-shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Drink and Derive by Val Evenstar reviews
Scotch and vodka don't mix. Neither does alcohol and physics. Or do they? An engineer and a navigator tackle that problem...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, P. Chekov - Complete
Archimedes’ Bazaar by DJTrex reviews
When 'verses collide and two of the best engineers meet...
Crossover - Firefly & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Kaylee, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Damn Cute by audi katia reviews
If one more person calls him cute, he will scream. ::insight to our favorite Russian::
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/27/2009 - P. Chekov - Complete
Dormition by Fialleril reviews
Following the events above Vulcan, Chekov finds himself contemplating the icon his mother gave him when he left for Starfleet.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2009 - P. Chekov, Spock - Complete
Molecule Toast by Zaedah reviews
I never pegged the living textbook for a cradle robber.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Going Native by Rap541 reviews
GalacticaStar Trek Next Generation. What do you do when you're a lost Starfleet officer in the Beta Quadrant? You blend in and hope for the best.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 156,591 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Gaeta
Sibling Rivalry by Vader's Fallen Angel reviews
Anakin Skywalker. Owen Lars. The step-brothers only met once, but they understood sibling rivalry.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Owen L. - Complete
Wave o' the Sea by Kelly Chambliss reviews
A page from Mad-Eye Moody's memory book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Published: 11/16/2008 - [Minerva M., Alastor M.] Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dead in DC by Benji The Vampire Confuser reviews
Just when you think life can't get any worse, you die. And sometimes, even then, life goes on. The contiuing adventures of the External Causes division of Washington DC.
Dead Like Me - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 1/23/2006
Six Impossible Things by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. There is nothing about him that should capture her attention. So why can't she look away?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Audrey W., Percy W. - Complete
Follow You by Jokerfest reviews
Mugen couldn't let her get away. So he turned right back around and followed her...just to protect her of course! Fuugen. Oneshot. M for language and the intense kissing I guess.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Reversus Patria by Batsojopo reviews
The Cylons have found out that the Terrans aren't so easily intimidated. This is a sequel to Faoi Dheireadh.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,017 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - W. Adama, Gaeta - Complete
The Diggory Papers by Machiavelli Jr reviews
Cedric Diggory tells the story of his last year at Hogwarts, the Triwizard Tournament and an unlikely survival. Because Cedric Diggory did not die in Little Hangleton. Nor was he anyone's hero. Coward, lecher and cheat, but never hero. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,578 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Cedric D. - Complete
Bridges of Faith by streakie257 reviews
Written about Indy 4, I am not responsible for any loss of innocence brought about by reading this premature. He couldn’t say if he believed it, but he’d also walked across a bridge of faith, things were possible.
Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
To Be A Hufflepuff by MetalCloud reviews
Drabble on what it means to be a Hufflepuff, and why they are more than just the leftovers who didn't fit in any of the other houses. Focuses on Cedric Diggory. Also called 'The Spares'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Cedric D. - Complete
Silent Movie by SpreadTheWord reviews
Somewhere between life and death, sane and lost he's caught, trapped just beyond the bounds of reality. There is no treatment, only a cure. If only that cure didn't involve a coffin. [An angst Chasecentric fic centering on life, love and religion]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - R. Chase, A. Cameron
Destruction Where You Stand by auberus11 reviews
AU. 31 October 1981. Instead of going to Azkaban, Sirius goes on the run, determined to catch the traitorous Peter Pettigrew. UPDATED SLASH WARNING.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Meet the Big Giant Head by Teri reviews
Off the Record, Jack tells Hank about one of the oddest first contacts SG1 ever had. Crossover with the Third Rock from the Sun
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & 3rd Rock from the Sun - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Once a Mother by bicyclefish reviews
Peg knows what Edward really needs.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Bleed For You by Vela Lacaille reviews
30 short looks at a relationship that is anything but peaceful and uncomplicated. In fact, with a love like this, who needs enemies? FuuxMugen. Complete.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Faoi Dheireadh by Batsojopo reviews
The survivors of the Holocaust have finally reached Earth, but they find out that’s not the end of their problems. Now Completed!
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 217,837 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 1/29/2006 - W. Adama, Gaeta - Complete
His Painted Sketch by Kpasa reviews
50 Moments Caught In Time. Mary plus Dickon equals fun with sentences. Oneshot.
Secret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Rodriguez by Agent Orange reviews
There is no greater love than that between a man and his sumo wrestling beetle. Complete.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
Snippets From the Potterverse by Dragon Mistress reviews
Short snippets of life in the Harry Potter universe. Outrageous fan clubs, killer condiments, murderous toasters, and more! OOTP and HBP spoilers abound! SiriusRemus SLASH as well!The person who died in HBP is alive and well!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 51,246 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/15/2004
Wait in Vain by Arafel reviews
The rains have come again. Inside the temple, Shino waits and remembers. Spoilers for the end of the series; Jin Shino
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2005
Elemental Attraction by Saori Aki Orimi reviews
The Rekai Tentai have a new job: the mysterious kitsune who seems to have avoided all other attempts at capture, and who shares a name with the obviously human new student at their school. KuramaOC pair. Discontinued.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,923 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/21/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Kurama M.
The Coalition Of Pity by MusicalBohemian reviews
[Feed, by MT Anderson] Jule, a member of an anti-feed movement - the Coalition Of Pity - finds himself torn between his duties to the Coalition, his girlfriend, an acquaintance from the past and a dangerous, unruly colleague.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004
Fearless by M. D. Jensen reviews
I understand you hold the record for that game. It shall never be broken, they say.' Lucius, competing in the stump game, feels fear for the first time. Premovie by about 3 years. Hinted at IvyLucius. Rating for bad words in AN's! R&R!
Village - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Complete
Far Darrig by rainbowbrite84 reviews
A playful interpretation of what might dwell in Covington woods.
Village - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2004
Role Reversal by Kori Suketchi reviews
Jesse de Silva moves out to New York after his father remarries to a woman with three daughters. Susannah, the ghost of a fiery young woman clad in Victorian dress, occupies his new apartment.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,029 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/21/2004 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Complete
Untitled for Now by c0ldcomfort reviews
“He didn’t know what was wrong with him. All he knew was that he wanted her with a passion. Funny thing was, she hated him with a passion.” updated
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2003 - Published: 6/28/2003
The Undoing of the Mediator by Mairen reviews
COMPLETE! What happens when Suze's ability to see ghosts is ripped from her and she is thrown into a world filled with danger and love? Rating for fluff and a 'lil violence. Prophecies and more, PLEASE R&R!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,149 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Complete
The Rescue by LJC reviews
Sometimes, you just need a helping hand.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Simon, Kaylee - Complete
Telling Stories by JWizB reviews
Years after Lyra and Will visit Ci'gazze, an old man tells their story as he saw it- as the story of two murderous thieves and the death of a hero. One-shot experimental fic.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Complete
Chasing Mr Wood by Liebling reviews
Katie Belle's diary written similar to the book Angus Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging. FINISHED. In hot pursuit of Mr. Wood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,400 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 11/2/2002
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
A Night on the Town by Rosmerta reviews
Arthur Weasley's fascination with Muggle gadgetry goes way back. Can he persuade Molly to share his enthusiasm? This story has action, humor, romance ... a bit of everything except spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2000 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
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A Little Princess reviews
Miranda Snow is not like other children. Not even Capitol children.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,420 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Pres. Snow, President Snow’s grandaughter
Awake and Sing reviews
Or "Let the 10th Annual Hunger Games Begin!" - Mags wasn't always 80 years old. Once, she was The Girl With The Awl. Rated for general HG violence.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,845 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Mags
Out Foxing reviews
This has really gone too far. Rated for language.
Crossover - Ocean's 11 & Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Toulour, Eames - Complete
La Valise Argentée reviews
Or 'Five Times Someone Saw the Silver Case and the One Time it Didn't Matter'; Companion to "Le Famille"
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010
Le Famille reviews
Or "Five Times Ariadne Met Her Team Members' Families and the One Time They Met Hers"
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,391 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Ariadne - Complete
Diggory Dead reviews
Cedric may be dead, but he's not gone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Cedric D.
Away Team reviews
Reavers weren't the only secret buried on Miranda. A One Shot.
Crossover - Firefly & Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Complete
Post It: Text Message
The Reapers of "Post It" come for Kutner. Rated for language.
Crossover - Dead Like Me & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2009 - L. Kutner - Complete
Alpha, Bravo, Charlie reviews
The Dollhouse recruits its first three Actives. Now AU. Rated for language.
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Alpha - Complete
Post It reviews
While House struggles to regain those last final moments before the bus crash that could save Amber, Fate has all ready written out its little yellow post-it. Rated for language.
Crossover - Dead Like Me & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Amber V. - Complete
Slings and Arrows reviews
A reaper listens to a summary of the last of her life and her death from her next job. Loosely based on the show. Rated for language.
Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
Remember the Thespians reviews
The drama club at TC fusses, fights, protests and puts on a show. Set during the film.
Remember the Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005
The Way Is Shut reviews
One-Shot. Thoughts of one man as he ventures onto to Road to the Dimholt. Pre-LOTR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Complete
I Heard reviews
Something I’ve been pondering recently. . . A short fic about the whispers and funny looks Harry was getting when he first arrived at Hogwarts. Set in Book 5. Written from a first year’s POV
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2004