Author has written 12 stories for D.Gray-Man, Familiar of Zero, Prototype, Civilization Series, Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録, Fallout, Undertale, Soul Eater, Kill la Kill/ キルラキル, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Skullgirls, and Another/アナザー.
Little to nothing on my profile is my own. Mostly everything here is a collection of experiences and fond memories.
The internet, it burns with the stupidity of its users. The fires hide its true glory and make us blind to the ever increasing amount of possibilities.
If Anyone ever wondered what Louise might generally look like... Go to deviantART and search for -lava- by LightningSpirit. (Link does not want to appear)
Shits and giggles..
At 6/14/09 05:39 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Also calculate that chicks like to look good.
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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Post this on your profile if you hate racism. OOOHHH BURRNN!!
Great Minds can read this!
This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this!(i cant believe i can read this!)
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
Dear bullies, See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man burried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia im scared :(
ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign)
AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.
TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Very weird and sometimes insane. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
"It looks like the creator of this world just smeared a blob of land and took a piss in the ocean."
"My thoughts have a habit of puking themselves into text format with no rhyme or reason."
"Brother, most of those one hundred and eight * willing and nubile * women are gold hunting societal harpies with the collective intelligence of a concussed cow."
"You don’t love a woman because she’s beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her"
"Skyim... its a game about a guy who shouts at flying lizards and feline people who sell drugs , logic doesn't apply here."
"It's always fun 'till someone gets hurt... Then it gets absolutely hilarious!"
"Pornography is the theory, rape is the practice."
"I hope Lucifer butt-fucks you and then digs out your liver with a bent spoon!"
"And he managed to set the fire department on fire. Wonderful."
"I don't want to be a Savior, whose people would fight for with their last breath, nor a Tyrant, who can protect his people but becomes powerless when they turn against him. I want to be a true ruler. Someone in between, One whose people don't have to fight for with their last breath nor fight against him."
"No matter what the cost; a true king must Always win! Because, in the end, winning is all that actually matters."
"War does not change, only the amount of casualties does."
"Arrogance is a weakness and Honor is the weapon of a coward."
"The Gem was born of evil's FIRE.The Gem Was his PORTAL.He came to CLAIM.He came to SIRE.He was supposed to be the End of All things Mortal.But his Wrath was belittled by the First!His rage contained by the Second!His will ruined by the Third!His Destiny decided by the Fourth! And his power taken by the Fifth!"
"Okay, how about I put it this way...One of the most, IF not the most , beautiful woman in the world wishes to talk to you , so how about you Shut the Fuck up and listen?"
"I am sick of breathing and tired of seeing.I don't have the will to live any longer so please..give my soul it's deserved peace."
"In Blackest Day, In Brightest night, no EVIL shall escape my sight, because the darkness in my heart, shall swallow it whole, no matter what cause, it might, have had."
"Opposition is a funny thing.Why?Because everyone thinks they are the opposite of the other.That is until they are proven differently...mostly by themselves!"
"Letting the darkness take over is not the WORST thing you can do...It's the EASIEST thing you can do."
"These parts of the brain ,which our friend here does not use, are the ones that decide if you want to pet a cute bunny or butcher it with a saw."
"Darkness Swallows,Madness Beckons, as Lucifer Descends..."
"God thinks puppies need to die and babies need to drown because God is... neither good nor bad."
"I just got myself in some deep shit,haven't I?"
"There's two things certain in this world...The Universe and Human Stupidity..And i am not sure about the Universe."
"I know a lot...Because I know...That I know nothing."
"You should watch what you do,Womanizer..You just might hit on the wrong girl."
"I am glad I am not the only one who realized how God killed billion's of people."
"Amazing what human's can do at the promise of..Immortality..."
"Wit is educated insolence. "
"Your mind may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you."
"Madness isn't evil.It is simply an Emotion inside of the human mind."
"They say hate is an evil incarnate.If so, then how come love has taken at least trice as many lives?"
"No memory is forgotten.Many,however...are erased."
"The Past must be paid for,Alice,it is simply, how it works."
"The age of Mortals has only just begun.Yet,the world is already dying."
"Where the Destroyer has bled...Nothing will grow for five thousand years."
"Who is God,You ask?Simple...It,is a Human creation made of foolish hope for a better future."
"There is only one thing limitless in the World...and that's our Imagination..but only because we constantly erase what we imagined before.Otherwise we would have all gone Mad."
"Everyone thinks they can do better than their superiors...To bad that changes the second they try being in their place!"
Animals - Cats,Big Dogs and Snake's(All snakes!I luv em!)
People - Friendly,Help full,Quiet and Smart.
Surroundings - Forest's,Flower fields,Place's without the touch of Humanity.
Food - Steak,Chicken and Stew.
Animals - Small Dogs,Bat's,Mice and Rats.
People - Arrogant,Bully,Annoying,Unfriendly and Stupid.
Food - Fish(ALL FISH) and any rare or medium cooked Meat.
Surroundings - Industrial Zones and Crowded Places.
MAD STUFF I MAKE UP IN MY HEAD
"Am I not Human?"
"Do you want to live?"
"Do the lives of others mean anything to your own survival?"
"Do you seek destruction,power and glory?"
"Then you are as Human as you can be."
Because we are human,we shall kill.
For Those who hate stereotypes: POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!
this applies to a lot of ppl...
ive boldened everything that applies to me.
Hope you got some time 'cause this shit is loooong
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm Spanish, so I MUST not make any sense.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
is represented as:
H A R D W O R K
K N O W L E D G E
A T T I T U D E
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
And look how far this will take you...
A S S K I S S I N G
Think about it... and have a nice day at work/school... :)
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me
FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away
FRIENDS: Ask me for my number
FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
MY FAVORITE SONG EVER - Its almost like my theme song when put into Nightcore! - ASHES REMAIN END OF ME