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Joined 03-17-03, id: 356984
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HI! This is Calcifer the Pyrophobic Fire Demon! YAY! Ok
i am insane and hyper...AND I LOVE JOEY [Wheeler that is]! AND SANOSUKE!
I love anime! YAY! I love reading and have about a bizillion books in my room!
(We're talking 16 shelves here people!)
I love science and math and writing and singing and Latin, and Spanish and ... well pretty much everything! ^_^ Oh, and I think that I am Hermione Granger. And i talk to invisible characters from movies/Tv/books... bwahahaha!

Guys i like (and that belong to ME!): 1. Joey Wheeler- Face it gals, he's the best man in the world!
Not invited into Mensa, but still the awesome-est
person you could ever know!
2. Sanosuke Sagara- Does anyone see a
pattern here? I tend to fall for the EXTREMELY goodlookin sidekick with violent tendencies ^_^
3. Souzou Sagara- Sanosuke's gorgeous,
dead captain and mentor *yum*
4. Katsuhiko Tsukioka (Katsu for short)-
Sanosuke's pretty, but otherwise a bit
insane buddy ^_^
5. Hiei- Violent sidekick... but he's so gorgeous!
I always love the 'badboys' *sigh*
6. Spike Spiegel- Oh... so hot with a gun!
This bounty hunter is the most beautiful
thing in the galaxy, now how
can i get rid of Faye...?
7. George Clooney- I HAVE A SIGNED PHOTO!!
8. Aragorn (Book and movie)- Sorry but
this guy is so dang coool! And he
has a SWORD! (I also fall for the guys
with the swords)
9. Fernand the Count Mondego- Can
we say 'gorgeous'? Yes! Can we say
'evil'? Most certainly! Can we say
has a really pretty sword'? OH YEAH!
Need i say more?
9. Jack Sparrow- He is so funny!!!!
And cute! And piratical! Woohoo!
10. Saito Hajime: *DROOOOOOOL* God he's cool! And so sarcastic! And awesome! YAY SAITO!
11. Seta Sojiro: I like him! He's cute! And i love it when he gets "irritated"
12. Aoshi Shinomori: HE'S SO COOL!! COOOOOOOOL!
13. That pelican from "Finding Nemo"...
just kidding, though i LOVE his voice ^.^ Girls that i think rock:
1. Mai Valentine- You'd think i'd be
insanely jealous, but Joey's girlfriend
to be is one of my favorite characters!
She's so cool! YAY MAI!
2. Megumi Takani- *Sigh* Why does she
never get together with Sano?! WHY!?!?!?!
3. Shura- This gals got power, she's a pirate,
and she has really cool green hair!
What's not to like?
4. Hermione Granger- Okay, okay... I like myself,
got a problem with that?! 5. Serenity Wheeler-
Apart from being the adored younger
sibling of Joey, Serenity is
so cuuuuuuuute! (^.^ =typical Serenity face)
6. The commentator cat lady in YuYu Hakusho
(I think her name is Koto)- I
just think she rocks,
though she is a bit morbid...

Okay that's it! HI to: Patrick Mckinney, Miracle Vedilien(sp?), and Rogndaldr! You all rule! So do all reviewers (Except for one)! YAY! Okay! Remember! "Erin go Bragh" (Ireland forever). "Amate Linguam Latinam" (Love the Latin Language). "Bear's DON'T have tails!" (Long fluffy ones at least). AAAAAND! "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALODOCIOUS!" sorry i just had to type that! Longest word in the world: "Antidisestablishmentarianism"
Though really that isn't the longest word! You see most people think it is, but Psuedoantidisestablishmentarianism is longer!
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1351 letters! Bwahahahaha! This word is power!
This is a real word! i swear! You can look it up,
along with some other scary ones on
I love that site! it rules! go there! now!
My favorite quotes:
"I like lines. They're straight." -Rebbie
"It was just a pigment of my imagination!" -Me
"I need therious therapy" - Me (i HATE braces)
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because i'm winning!" - Veronica from Hoyle Casino
"You're *special*" - Me and all my friends
"Help! Help! I'm being compressed!" - My version of monty python ^_^
To patrickmckinney while she's drinking water "Hey! Did you know Kamatari's only nineteen!? He's accomplished a lot.." PM: "*chokes*" i did this about fifteen times to her in one sitting...
"I'm sure he'll come back and.. uh make a sandwich or something.." - Kenshin outtakes, Sanosuke!
"Get ready for round two!!!" - ZANZA!!!
"Crispety crunchety peanut buttery!" - the motto on butterfingers.. i swear it is!
"We are not thinking in terms of fish!" - My art teacher.. i don think she likes me..
"And you can put *cheese* on the ships!" "cheese?!" "did i say cheese? I meant people!" PM's little bro
"Par-me-se-an Puffs! Par-me-se-an Puffs! Don't you want a bowl of Pa-me-se-an puffs!? Crunchy on the inside! chewey on the outside! Don't you want a bowl of par-me-se-an puffs!?" - me PM and rebbie
"You killed me baby brother! (in a northern irish accent)" - Sean Bean (in patriot games GOOD MOVIE!)
Spike: "Jet.. there's no beef in this. so you wouldn't call it 'bell peppers' and beef, now would you?"
jet: "yes.. i would"
spike: "BUT IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! ^_^" - Ed. nuff said.
"Find your inner rhino!" -Kate
"The triceratops girl is with you! RARR" - Me
"Yeah... well .. your..face is.. ugly!" -Stephie
"Calciferae joey sanosukeque sunt" {sanosuke and joey are calcifer's} - who do yah think??
"Su-ki-ya-ki! Su-ki-yum-yum!!" - Ed. Again. nuff said.
Me explaining the difference between subject (noun) and subject (verb) "I'm subject to... severe... pains in my... head... when i ... do.. my.. homework. yeah"
"It's all a plot!" - me being paranoid
"*cling*" - Rebbie! kawaii... ^_^
"Yugi... your existance... excites me..." -screwed up bootleg subbed kaiba... don't know what he was really saying.. but wow is that suggestive,
and so we see both sides of the story: "Kaiba... some of your soul.. is in me." -da Yami

"HI! DAHLING!" - All growed up Rebecca Hawkins from Yugioh

Okay now i am just being pointless! Sayonara!
- Calcifer

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Too Many On An Island by lilagyptian reviews
The Saga continues as the Yugioh crew is stranded on a tropical paradise. Can they survive the elements AND each other?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,909 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 4/21/2003
Medieval Duel Monsters by Hiei's Vampire Kitten reviews
A few familiar people from Domino go through a different dimension where Joey is a prince, Seto Kaiba is a peasant, and dragons are the horses of the Duel Monsters world. A little romance in here, too, for fun... ON HOLD
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,216 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 3/31/2003
Guys A Plenty by Hiei's Vampire Kitten reviews
Joey goes on a class trip for three weeks to study Hawaiin culture, and while he's gone, Marik, Tristan, Kaiba, and Duke compete for Serenity's attention. ON HOLD
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 7/3/2003
Pick of the Litter by Spirit of the Ring reviews
Seto and Jou need to stay with each other over the summer for a project. Seto thinks that he will have the worst time of his life, until he meets the Puppy's sister. SetoxShizuka
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,835 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 8/8/2003
Revenge is Sweet by Hiei's Vampire Kitten reviews
It's been three weeks since the bet, and Seto Kaiba wants revenge... and it could end up breaking someone's heart. Sequel to The Bet. Hope you like! ON HOLD
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 6/26/2003
Summer Camp by Instant Orange reviews
Eight boys (Ryou, Yugi, Yami Yugi, Kaiba, Otogi, Honda, Jyounouchi, and Malik) decide to go camping for a week over the summer holidays. Yes, Bakura is in this (Sorry for the super-short chapters!)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,413 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 6/1/2003
Road Trip by PatrickMcKinney reviews
What happens when the Yugioh cast go on a very long road trip together... Kaiba isn't happy. :) Rated PG for slight language. Expect to see Tristan with a Staple gun. A lot. Just don't ask. My friend Calcifer and I wrote this together.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,520 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2004 - Published: 3/16/2003
Love Again by animefreak5483 reviews
After series Sano finally lets his true feelings for the foxy dr out only to be rejected. Realizing she made a mistake Megumi accepts her love for the rooster.. only to find he left Returning several yrs later can Sano find love again w the dr?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,060 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Sanosuke, Megumi - Complete
Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous by YAMIGIRL3 reviews
Kaiba and Joey partner up to do research on each other.But when Kaiba learns about Joey's home life,will he be able to save him before its too late?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,751 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2003 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Complete
Talent is easier said than done by lilagyptian reviews
The School is having a massive talent show and all of the Yu-gi-oh character's have to participate. Chaos is inevitable.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,339 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003
Survivor: Snake Way by Nabooru the Tempest of Fate reviews
This is a crossover with other things (Yugioh, Gundam wing, Cowboy Bebop among other things). Who will be the Ultimate Survivor? Chapter 8 is uploaded. Wow...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,374 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003
The Bet by Hiei's Vampire Kitten reviews
Yugi's earned a lot of money lately, so he's decided to put together a bet... who will get a girlfriend first, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devlin, Tristan Taylor, or Yugi's choice... Joey Wheeler? **COMPLETED** Sequel up!!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,828 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Complete
Sakura by PatrickMcKinney reviews
A cute sappy oneshot KenshinKaoru fic. Now Edited! MAJOR FLUFF! Don't choke on the waff okay? From Kaoru's POV.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
With Snow Comes Insanity by lilagyptian reviews
The Yu-gi-oh characters have been snowed into Kaiba's house. How long will they last?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,680 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Complete
Hoping For The Fox by Shin Sankai reviews
The fox has never been a big fan of the Rooster, but what happens when she finally finds out thanks to kaoru that he has very much been protecting her from bandits? My first Sano & Megumi Story!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/18/2001 - Sanosuke, Megumi - Complete
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So Happy Together reviews
Joey hides the pain and depression he feels behind his smile; none of his friends know about his abusive drunkard father, until one day he blurts it out to Mai. Joey tries to deal with the horrible life that has been dealt to him. JWMV not just a romance
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,740 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2004 - Published: 6/2/2003
What Happens When reviews
What happens when: you give The Yu-Gi-Oh characters Furbys? Tons of Sugar? Tickets to a Barney on Ice show? Find out here! Chapter 8 is UP! NEW STUFF!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2003 - Published: 3/23/2003
Baseball Season reviews
Everyone loves a good baseball game, and the kids at Domino High are no exception! Joey, Tristan, and Yugi make the team! But with twisted ankles, the shortest shortstop ever, and Kaiba as an umpire this is shaping up to be one amazing baseball season!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003
The Joeyssey reviews
An epic for the ages! Join our hero Odysseus, played by Joey, on his quest to find his way home to his darling wife and son. Many laughs! Chapter 8 up!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6/23/2003 - Published: 3/18/2003