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Joined 12-28-11, id: 3571329, Profile Updated: 04-20-13
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Name: Psy Mama (Call me YangTsho if you wish)

Gender: Female

Birthday: 21st September

Star Sign: Virgo

Appearance: Short dark brown hair (almost black), dark brown eyes, tall for my age, fair skin for an Asian, moles on my right cheek and chin

Personality: Hyper, Pervy (problem?), Cheery, Violent, Loud, Annoying (at times) and Carefree

Classification: Medical-nin

Occupation: Rokudaime Hokage XD (In the Naruto world) but in real life, I'm the Girls Troop Leader and Literary Captain

Ninja Rank: Chunin

Affiliation: Akatsuki, Taka, Konoha

Nature Type: Wind Release, Water Release, Fire Release

Hobbies: Reading, Sleeping, Taking Walks, Listening to Music, Drawing (though I suck), Photography, Eating noodles and writing fanfics.

•*•..•*•..•*•..•*•..•: SasuSaku Forever! :.•*•..•*•..•*•..•*•.

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste these Karin bashings:

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so fat, that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so ugly, even Sasuke couldn't ignore it.
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so ugly, Juugo's curse seal made him run for his life.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'


Come backs
Pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"


Here's a fun little quiz-- follow the directions and see what your answers say about you:

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


Stuff I Love :D

*Anime: Naruto/Naruto Shippuden

*Anime Couples: SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema (or ShikaIno), SaiIno, ObiRin, PeinKonan, ItaHana, KakaAnko, AsuKure and MinaKushi

*Anime Character: Sasuke, Itachi, Sakura, Minato, Naruto, Kushina, Hinata, Sasori, Konan, Pein (Both Yahiko and Nagato), Hana, Shikamaru, Lee, Neji, Kakashi, Anko, Tenten, C, A, Killer Bee, Suigetsu, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Madara, Deidara, Choji, Obito and Temari.

*Artist/Band: AC/DC, Linkin Park, Green Day, Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj, The Pretty Reckless, LMFAO, Glee, Christina Aguilera, Maroon 5, Karmin, Flo Rida, Kanye West, Cascada and Bruno Mars

*Food: Seaweed, Prawn Noodles, Home Food [Grandma's Ema Datshi (That means 'Chilli Cheese' in Bhutanese)]

*Clothes: Sweatpants, T-shirts, Sweaters, Jeans and Turtle-necks

*Shoes: Sneakers, Converse or Flipflops

*Car: MONSTER JEEP! >3 or how about that car from Johnny English? :D

*Book: Percy Jackson series, Diamond Brothers series, Heroes of Olympus series, The Kane Chronicles series, The Monk Who Sold his Ferari and Twilight (Only the first book -_-)

*T.V Show: How I met your mother, Two and a half men, Castle, Glee, Wizards of Waverly Place, Grey's Anatomy, Packed to the rafters, The Vampire Diaries and The Big Bang Theory

*People I Respect/Look Up To: Tara Strong, Kishimoto-sensei, Eminem, Juliet Sims, Taylor Swift, Haruno Sakura, Tsunade, Uzumaki Kushina, Barney Stinson, John Lennon, Amy Heidemen, Nick Noonan and Flo Rida

*Cartoon Pucca, Atashinchi, Ninja Hatori (when I'm bored or jobless), Doraemon, Chibi Maruko-chan and Phineas and Ferb

Stuff I Hate!>:(

*KARIN! KARIN! KARIN! SHE SHOULD GO CRAWL INTO A DARK AND GLOOMY HOLE FILLED WITH COCKROACHES AND DIE!!!!!! >X[

*KABUTO! THAT LITTLE HOMO ASS SHOULD JOIN KARIN AND DIE!!! >X[

*KARIN!!!!!

* CHOTA BHEEM! I MEAN HE PULLS OUT SWEETS FROM THE FRONT OF HIS PANTS AND EATS THEM!!!

*Barney (That stupid gay dinosaur!)

*Noise -_-

*Annoying brothers.

*KARIN! ARRRGGHHH! I HATE HERRRRR!

*People who mess with me

*KABUTO!!!! I WOULD KILL THAT RAT I WERE GIVEN A CHANCE!

Sing it in the ‘I love you, you love me’ tune.

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!

Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore

I can't stress how much I hate Karin, she's such a &%$%£"*&)(*)*(_)*&%%$%£. You know what I mean?

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talkingto a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (Only I've never been asked out. I'm the one doing the asking...)

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, ChibiLover123, Alex274, TheEmoChick, PsyMama17

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate karin from NARUTO copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Creaent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarinoX, Im in love with an Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, RayRay, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress Of Elements, xnarutorocksx, uchihasakurah26, you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, Pinkblossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Coscat, LKakashiSXE,darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours., Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94, Purplecherry5, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HIHI kimik, bl.oWF.iSH-P.E.a.C.H., Koo2Koo1Ka2choo1,BloodAngel700, SandCoffinLuvr, Gaara'sGothicChick, Sakura's-Perverted-Inner, Lexi201, PsyMama17

How to Tell if You're a Writer

* indicated that I, Psy Mama, have experienced it!

-*If you talk to yourself.
-*If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-*If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-*If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-*If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-*If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. (A.N: not really but my keyboard is slowing down now; doesn't work well lol)
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-*If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-*If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-*If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

-I am Female

Fe = Iron
Male = Man

Therefore, I am Iron Man -_-

-Seeing a spider is not a problem. The problem arises only after the spider disappears . . .

-If you say Jesus backwards, it sounds like Sausage

-Take the title of the last song you listened to and add 'in my ass' to the end -_-" (Safe and Sound in my ass? Weird.)

-Voldemort: Knock knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!

-You know now that you're older and when you look back to your days as a child,
playing on the computer meant drawing on paint . . . and it was AWESOME!

-That awkward moment when your mom compares you to another kid, having no idea how much more worse that kid is than you :P

-Can't you imagine Snape as a voice on a GPS? I can: "You misssssssed a turn, as your father would havvve . . . . . ten points from Gryffindor; turn two miles right . . . . do NOT disappoint me."

-An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!

-Lazy People fact # 24576496054865765962956465764

You were too lazy to read that number.

-Don't deny, we all did this: -Points to a picture in the text book- "THAT'S YOU!!" XD

-The Right Song: Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena, Que tu cuerpo es pa' dale alegria y coss buena.Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena, Heyyyyy Macarena!!

How We Sing It: fgjhfjgjkhjkhkjgjkggkgk kjgkgkhkjghk gkjgukhkghukgkhkjgkhk jhkhkhkjgukhhkghkghkjg jghkjgkgkgk Heyyyyyyy Macarena! :D

-FEAR:

F: Fuck

E: Everything

A: And

R: Run

-Everyone Loves Kakashi: Surrounded by children . . . openly reads porn >:3

-My Brother: There's a bug on the wall!

Me:-grins- I got this.

My Brother and Me:-Screams and starts running away- HOLY SHIT! IT FLIES!!!

-In an Exam: Tick tock, Mind block, Pen stop, Eye pop, Full shock, Jaw drop, Time up, No luck, Oh Fuck.

-Forever Barfing Rainbows :)

-How I feel when I'm studying: Stars are a massive and luminous sphere of plasma held together by gravity . . .

How I feel during the test: Heheheheh . . . . Shine shine little star!

Annoying things to do on an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

3) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

4) MEOW occasionally.

5) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

6) SAY -DING at each floor.

7) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

8) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

9) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new underwear on."

10) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

11) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

12) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

13) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

14) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

15) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

16) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

17) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

18) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

29) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

20) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

21) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

Instructions; number your twelve favorite naruto characters in order and answer the questions!

1.) Sasuke

2.) Sakura

3.) Itachi

4.) Minato

5.) Suigetsu

6.) Naruto

7.) Kakashi

8.) Kushina

9.) Hinata

10.) Neji

11.) Rock Lee

12.) Juugo

1.) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Nope but I have read fanfics with the two of them in it not ABOUT them.

2.) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Hell yeah! Like really really cute kinda hot if that made sense. Oh god, Kushina-nee-chan is going to murder me!

3.) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnat?

Juugo got Kushina pregnant? Weird -_- and besides, I find Juugo-chan too innocent for something like that. Also, Yondaime-sama will get real mad . . .

4.) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yup. Mostly about her only . . . others were NaruHina or HinaxHarem

5.) Would two and six make a good couple?

Hell No! I say SasuSaku PWN all! Not a NaruSaku fan but their relationship is cute if you take it in the brotherly-sisterly love kinda way.

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Suigetsu and Hinata? No way! Well Suigetsu and Neji do make a cute Yaoi couple. -nosebleed-

7.) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Well Kakashi being a pervert would get a major nosebleed. Also, Sakura and Juugo is not cool man! It'll be cute if they were in a brother-sister relationship.

8.) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Destiny was the word which was poison in his mouth. It was inevitable and he had to follow it no matter what . . . until a crow tore up the map to his destiny (LOL, inspired by the Naruto Opening 'Fighting Dreamers')

9.) Is there any such thing as a one/eight fluff?

Sasuke and Kushina? I don't think so.

10.) Suggest a title for seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Kakashi/Juugo. The Scarecrow's Curse

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Minato taking Sasu-chan's virginity? Sakura and Kushina would die on the spot. Well I don't have the answer for this one . . .

12.)Does anyone on you friends list read three het?

I don't know.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Maybe . . . I'm not so sure.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Uh no.

15.) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Something with the word destiny in it, perhaps.

16.) If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

Darkside by Kelly Clarkson

17.) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Contains a perverted Naruto, a cold Sasuke and an innocent Juugo.

18.) What might be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two?

Neji to Sakura huh? Let's see: It was fate and destiny that we met. -_-

19.) How might eleven describe a relatioship between two and eight?

Well I guess ummm . . . both were teased when they were little so they may understand each other. Also both are hot-headed and violent.

20.) How emo is seven?

Kakashi isn't emo; he's a pervert!

Oh god I had to do this...I chose the characters differenlty this time...depending on my mood.

1) Sasuke

2) Itachi

3) Sakura

4) Minato

5) Naruto

6) Hinata

7) Hana

8) Suigetsu

9) Neji

10) Deidara

What would you do if:

1) Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Oh god damn it! Sasuke? In my room? Waking me up? I'd die of happiness! :D

2) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you’re showering?

Well, Sakura's a girl so it won't be much of a big deal.

3) Number 4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Minato marrying Neji? Why?!!! I'll call Kushina-chan and Tenten and we'll stop the wedding! Boo yeah!

4) Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Naruto? He'll just give me ramen :3

5) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach sleeping?

I don't know . . . wake her up? Call Naruto?

6) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

If Hana is a part of my family,then . . . I'd be a par of hers. So does that mean . . . I'm part Inuzuka? Awesome!!!

7) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sui-chan!!!! :'( Well he must have hurt himself with his sword.

8) Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Neji isn't that type but if he did, I'd kick his ass!

9) Number 10 ignored you all the time?

I'll make fun of his art so that he'll try and kill me until he gets tired. It'll be tough but at least I wouldn't be ignored.

10) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Knowing Sasuke-kun, he won't do anything but in my imagination, he'd track them down and Chidori them into pieces!

11) You’re on a vaction with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Emotionless Itachi won't do anything. Loving and kind Itachi would carry me on his back. :)

12) It’s your birthday. What will 3 give you?

A medical kit I guess.

13) You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do?

Save me ASAP! He is the kind-hearted Yondaime-sama after all.

14) You’re about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

Naruto would probably join me in the end or laugh his ass off.

15) You’re about to marry number 10. What’s 1’s reaction?

Me and Deidara about to marry? I'm fine with that since I'm a SasuSaku fan. But then again . . .

In my imagination: Sasuke and Deidara will have an epic showdown for my hand in marriage. Tobi should be there with me; we'll wear 3D glasses and enjoy the show!

16) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

I don't know . . . Seriously, I don't know. Give me a puppy?

17) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

He'll piss me off with his destiny talk. -_-

18) You can’t stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Make something explode . . . yeah.

19) Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why?

Sasuke-kun was the first Anime guy I liked. Plus, I have a thing for hot, emo, moody, onyx-eyed, chicken-butt hair styled guys.

20) Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.

Itachi and Neji?!! God, I'll cry my heart out; why do all hotties have to be gay?!

21) You’re dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along?

Not a lesbian; Sakura and I would be like sisters. We'd get along well too since we both hit people and yell at them when we're pissed.

22) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

It means . . . it's time to call Kushina-chan and Tenten!

23) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

YES! HELL YEAH! NaruHina forever. SHANNARO!

24) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Hinata? A player? Pfft. Yeah right.

25) You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

I'd be totally weirded out. Seriously, it's weird having a girl stare at me for a long time.

26) Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?

Awwwwww! Sui-chan, you still have me!

27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

Neji, I love you too but I don't want Tenten's weapons stuck to every part of my body so it's best if we remain friends.

28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Sasuke and Deidara? Let's see; Reaction 1: Drool (it's kinda hot) Reaction 2: Take pictures. Reaction 3:Scream and slap Deidara for kissing Sasuke and vice versa.

29) You notice that 1 and 3 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Sasuke and Sakura? Oh boy -thinks a lot of dirty thoughts.- Don't look at me like that; I'm not a pervert! I just . . . have sexy imagination.

30) Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

SASUHINA IS A BIG NO! I find the pairing too gothic and emo -_-

31) Would 2 trust 5?

Yes. He did in the anime too. :)

32) Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Minato pokes Deidara. Deidara gets mad and Minato uses his super speed to run away while Deidara chases him throwing bombs.

33) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

I guess business or music. Let's face it; Naruto and Sasuke will make sexy rockstars or kickass business men!

34) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Girls' night out! I'm sure they'd make some spaghetti or order pizza. Just a random thought.

35) 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Neji and Hana? Umm . . . gee I don't know. Hana could be a vet and Neji could work as a businessman I guess.

36) 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Naruto, you better watch out for Suigetsu's urge to cut things . . . don't say I didn't warn ya.

37) What 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

He should be blonde, tan, strong, bubbly, blue-eyed, ramen loving, determined and hard working. Ring a bell? ;)

38) 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

I bet Neji is telling Deidara about what he saw under Itachi and Sasuke's clothes using his Byakugan. :P

39) 1 accidentally kicked 10.

Oh boy. Tobi get the popcorn and 3D glasses. The battle's about to begin!

40) 2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Neji (after recieving the text): Oh stop it, you.

Itachi: Oh god, why?

Me: Bitch please! Wait a minute . . . ITACHI-KUN, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND!

Itachi: I'm screwed.

41) 5 and 6 did a workout together.

Naruto and Hinata? Way too cute. I can see Hinata blushing while looking at Naruto's body. :3

42) 6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday?

Hinata will be invited to my party, no doubt.

43) 7 won the lottery.

Buy dog food.

44) 8 had quite a big secret.

Probably how he is scared how he might one day cut his own head off by swing that blade of his around too much lol.

45) 9 became a singer.

Neji? Kya how sexy! Although, he'll probably compose songs about destiny :P

46) 10 got a daughter.

Kawaii! However, I'll help in raising her. I wouldn't want an art-loving brat running around with explosive clay.

47) What would 1 think of 2?

Brother. Dear, loving big brother :)

48) How would 3 greet 4?

"Hello, Yondaime-sama."

49) What would 4 envy about 5?

I don't know; what would a father envy about his son?

50)What dream would 5 have about 6?

Cute ones consisting of flowers and rainbows and ramen and weddings and babies and smiles and OH GOD I LOVE NARUHINA TOO MUCH!

51) What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They have a relationship with Kiba? (Hinata-teammate Hana-sister)

52) What would make 7 angry at 8?

If Suigetsu swings around his sword too much and kills a helpless animal, Hana would be beyond mad!

53) Where would 8 meet 9?

Battlefield?

54) What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Uh anything; they're enemies, duh. But if they weren't, I guess about how Deidara's hair looked so much healtheir than his. LOL!

55) What would make 10 scared of 1?

Sharingan? But then again, Deidei-chan is too damn stubborn.

QUOTES!

-"I live and love in God's peculiar light." -Michelangelo

-“A wise old owl sat on an oak;
the more he saw the less he spoke;
the less he spoke the more he heard;
why aren't we like that wise old bird?” -Unknown

-"Women have to be tough in order to survive!"-Haruno Sakura

-"The best medicine is always bitter."-Orochimaru

“Love was a feeling completely bound up with color, like thousands of rainbows superimposed one on top of the other.”-Paulo Coelho

I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it? - Hatake Kakashi

If being smarter means what you say it does, I'll remain a fool my entire life!- Uzumaki Naruto

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, Takaiteishu Naruto, TheOtaku Akatsuki, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke,Sakura Uchiha123, PsyMama17

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! XD

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

- Sasuke, Itachi, Sakura, Naruto, Sasori, Deidara, Minato, Suigetsu, Kushina, Jiraiya, Tenten, Hinata, Hana, Tsume, Killer Bee, Obito, Kakashi, Gai, Neji, Lee, Kiba, Akamaru, Jugo, Pein, Konan, Shikamaru, Chouji, Menma (RTN), Shizune, Tsunade, Kurotsuchi, Raikage, and Anko.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

-SasuSaku, NaruHina, ItaHana, PeinKonan, ObiRin, NejiTen, ShikaTema, KakaAnko, AsuKure, JiraTsu and MinaKushi

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan?

-I don't like Yaoi or Yuri but some pairings are cute. Also, I've read some hentai and they were pretty good . . . What?! I'm not a pervert!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

-No, but I really, really want to. I did to a cheap kakashi cosplay for some fourth graders: Put on a facemask and headband and pretended to read the Icha Icha book. LOL.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

-Let's see: A Konoha Forehead Protecter, Fingerless Gloves with metal plates, having the Konoha Symbol on the back, An Uchiha fan (Made it myself), Kakashi's Make Out Paradise Book (Made it myself), a Sasuke doll (got it on my birthday from my friend), a Sasuke action figure (a present from a third grader), a Sasuke keychain (a present from the same third grader lol) and lots of stickers and cut outs of Naruto (Courtsey of my brothers)

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

-NaruHina, no doubt! But KibaHina's kinda cute too.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

-SasuSaku, bitches!

9. Which team is your favorite?

-Team 7

10. Do you support the Obito theory(Tobi=Obito)?

-At first, no because Obito was too kind and bubbly to be the evil person which Tobi was. But now that we all know who Tobi is . . .

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

-Duh!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

-1. Itachi

-2. Sasori

-3. Deidara.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

-Pro-Sasuke! I just love him dude! I'm just irritated that he can be so naive and that he can switch sides easily. -_-

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

-Sadly no; some of the files don't work on my computer and my net is a bitch. I plan on watching everything nice and slow but at the same time, be updated with what's happening in present in Naruto.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

-Manga? Not really. I get everything I need from Narutopedia.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

-Nani??

17. Sub or dub?

-Sub. I don't like the way they pronounce the names in English. Although I do find Itachi and Sasuke's voice incredibly sexy in English . . .

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Pro-Sakura! SHANNARO!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

-Annoyingly Funny

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

-Of course I do! He's Obito

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

-Sexy beast! LOL. But not in the way to make ovaries burst. Tee hee.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

-No idea. Deidara maybe?

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

-Weirdly Awesome

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

-Sasuke, if he smiles, laughs and is very gentle. Naruto, if he's evil (Kya) and Sakura, if she is cold, mysterious and heartless.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

-Yes!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

-Damn right I do!

27. Do you like lemons?

-Yes . . . well some of them, at least.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

-Yes. My mom tried to get rid of Naruto from my life because she felt it was a distraction but after an intense agrument, she agrees with me. However, she only knows Naruto, Kakashi, Shikamaru, Sakura and Sasuke from the series. My dad doesn't watch Naruto but he knows I love the show.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

-Nope.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

-OMFG! I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF! IT WAS FREAKING FUNNY! XD

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

-My otouto: He is in love with kakashi and claims that Shikamaru is his mom and Kakuzu is his dad and Shino is his older brother. Weird. But cute.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

-Nope. My drawings suck. I'm okay at drawing chibi though.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?

-Nope but if that happened, I would have replied, "It's THE Uzumaki Naruto, dumbass." LOL. (Not really.)

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

-Yes. It has...for the better. In the exams, if I have to write a story, I simply convert a Naruto episode to real life and I get great marks. I got the highest from the my 'Act of Kindness' story (which was the Kakashi Chronicles episode...you know, about how Kakashi got his Sharingan) Also, I dream about Sasuke and Itachi in class and think about fanfics (Naruto fanfics). Plus, I always doodle Naruto pictures on my books and even on the question papers!

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

-Yes but it's totally worth it!

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

-I made the book but only the outside cover. I'm curious to know what's inside.

Kakashi: Well then Psy-chan! it's about a girl named Junko who-

-Gets hit on the head by Anko-

Jiraiya:-in a hushed voice- So Junko and this guy, they have-

-Gets hit on the head by Tsunade-

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

-Oh grow up! Yondaime died protecting Konoha TT.TT So the answer is no.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

-I wish I could but my drawings suck!

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

-Yes! Yes! Yes!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

-Minor ones, yes.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

-Yes indeed. Every conversation I have has to have the word naruto. I spend 80% of the time thinking or talking about Naruto and the 20% I spend wishing for someone to bring it up so I can talk some more. NARUTARD FOREVA!!!!

You Know Your Addicted to Naruto When..

* indicates that I, PsyMama, have done them XD

*You eat Ramen all day every day.
You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.
You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.
You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.
*You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.
You cover half of your face with a mask.
*You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.
*You try to walk up trees using your feet only.
*You draw whiskers on your face.
You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site. _
You draw black circles around your eyes.
You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.
*You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.
*You run with your arms behind you.
*You have read and written Naruto fan fiction
And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video .
*You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".
*You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"
*You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.
*You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.
*You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.
You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
*You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.
*You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.
You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.
You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”
*You are not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat
*You are dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.
You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.

*You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.
...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.
You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
*Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.
*You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.
You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"
*You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.
*You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"
*You have to put on a headband before a major competition.
...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.
*You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).
You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.
You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".
You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.
*Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.
You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
*You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.
*You try to make pairings between characters.
You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.
You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.
*You carry puppets with you.
*You call your group of friends a "three man cell".
*"Art is a Bang"
*Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.
You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.
The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.
*You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.
You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
You are on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.
*You spy on girls and call it research.
You try to summon a frog in biology class.
...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".
*You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people. (A/N: Never been to Japan though)
*You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.
You have a pet pig named Tonton.
*You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.
*You call your teachers sensei and you are not Japanese.
*You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and you are not Japanese.
You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.
*You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”
You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
*You start making hand signs.
...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"
You try to sign a contract with blood.
*You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
*You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
*You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
*You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think you are cool.
You are in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"
*You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"
*You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto

Ways to tell You are ADDICTED TO NARUTO just like me!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sannin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyuubi seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat

When does a ninja strike?

A ninja waits until the time is right, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard. When his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night. That is the moment for a ninja to strike.

-So yeah, I have two awesome assistants on FFN and they are Chicky-chan (chickypoo8) and Shika-teme (J.K.L.Eminem04)

-I’m currently trying to convince (-ahemFORCINGahem-) Chicky to do a fanfic so stay tuned for that.

-Shika-teme (he calls himself Yadol -_-) and I we have already posted a fanfic through my account (Summer Breeze) so now stay tuned for his solo work.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), chickypoo8 (Bhutan), J.K.L.Eminem04 (Bhutan), PsyMama17 (Bhutan)

Hey Guys, Shika-teme's solo work is up. The story is called 'River Never Comes Back' so please review! here's the link:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8910114/1/River-Never-Comes-Back

Sharingan is red,
Rasengan is blue.
It's valentine's day,
So what, ya fools?!

Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and copy down the song. It's like for a movie version of your life.

Opening credits: Scream and shout by Will.I.Am ft. Britney Spears (Oh my . . .)

Waking up: Holy Ground by Taylor Swift

First day of school: Better than revenge by Taylor Swift (WTF?)

Falling in love: Miracle by Cascada (I love this song :D)

Fighting: Disco Pogo (OMG! XD)

Breaking up: Goin' down by The Pretty Reckless (God that is awesomely evil!)

Driving: Va va voom by Nicki Minaj (huh)

Flashback: Red by Taylor Swift (awwwwww... :'( kinda suits)

Mental Breakdown: What if by Safetysuit (...)

Getting back together: Killer Bee's Rap English Version from Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Strom Generations (WHAAATTT?!)

Wedding: Oath by Cher Lloyd ft. Becky G (:D)

Birth of a child: Bromance by Niga Higa (Way too weird! -_-)

Final battle: Can't touch this by MC Hammer (AWESOME!!)

Death scene: Starships by Nicki Minaj (I'm dying; the last thing I could care about would be if starships could fly or not. Shitty Shuffle)

Funeral: I am your Leader by Nicki Minaj (oo-kay . . . ?)

End credits: Lovers: Naruto Shippuden Opening 9 (WOO!)

I JUST HAD TO DO THIS LOL:

Instructions: put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

1.How does the world see you? E.T (Katy Perry) [Am I an alien?]
2. Will I have a happy life? Time after time (Quietdrive) [eh?]
3. What do my friends really think of me? Troublemaker (Olly Murs. ft. Flo Rida) [Boo yeah! Totally!]
4.Do people secretly lust after me? All too well (Taylor Swift) [Oo-kay . . .]
5. How can I make myself happy? Runaway (Cascada) [OMG hahaha!]

6. What should I do with my life? State of Grace (Taylor Swift) [ummm..?]
7. What is some good advice for me? The A Team (Ed Sheeran) [That made no sense!]
8. How will I be remembered? Highway to Hell (ACDC) [That's not very nice...but it works for me!]
9. What is my signature dancing song? We are never ever getting back together (Taylor Swift) [COOL!]
10. What do I think my current theme song is? Papercut (Linkin Park) [AWESOME!]

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Chasing Pavements (Adele) [Pssh! Yeah Right!]
12. What song will play at my funeral? As long as you love me (Justin Bieber) [what? NOO!!!]
13. What type of men/women do you like? Never let me go (Florence and the Machine) [I wonder what type is that exactly]
14. What is my day going to be like? Rock Me (One Direction) [Umm...anywho, I love this song!]
15. What will tomorrow bring? Beauty and a beat (Justin Bieber ft. Nicki Minaj) [Stupid Shuffle; what does that mean?!]

ONE MORE TIME XD:

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.

1. What would you say about your girlfriend/boyfriend? Oppa Gangnam Style [Psy] (EHHH??)
2. What is the first thing you say in the morning? Make up Smeared Eyes [Juliet Simms] (I don't wear make up)
3. Your teacher is... Chasing Pavements [Adele] (LOL! Sir Banerjee chasing pavements!)
4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard? C'mon [Ke$ha] (Actually it says a bunch of stuff about Gay-Lussac's law)
5. How would you describe your next-door neighbors? Want U Back [Cher Lloyd] (Make sense; shitty shuffle!)
6. What would your Best Friend say about you? Sayonara Memory [Naruto Shippuden Ending 24] (I love the song!)
7. How do you feel right now? We are young [fun ft. Janelle Monae] (We ARE Young! )
8. What’s on your bedside table right now? High Voltage [ACDC] (LOL actually it is a box of tissues and my broken alarm clock)
9. What did you do when you woke up this morning? Hey Sexy Lady [iSquare] (WHAAT?!)
10. When you open your wardrobe, you see... Sadness and Sorrow [Naruto] (It's true; my wardrobe is a mess lol)
11. What did you say after you last attended a concert? TNT [ACDC] (Didn't go to a concert actually. But I love the song)
12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called? The Hell Song (Sum 41) Boo-yeah!
13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show? Turn me on [Nicki Minaj] (Holy shit! No way!)
14. Your life's theme song? E.T [Katy Perry] (I'm that alien-like?)
15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? Poison and Wine [The Civil Wars] (huh?)
16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be? Live while we're young [One Direction] (Why the hell would I yell that when I'm going to die?!)
17. Your motto is...
You Give Love a Bad Name [Bon Jovi] (Not bad)
18. If you could buy anything in this world, you would buy... Diamonds [Rihanna] (LOL XD)
19. What did you dream about tonight? Dutty Love [Sean Kingston ft. Nicki Minaj] (OMG!)
20. Any last words? I won't say I'm in Love [Hercules OST] (WTF?)

I can't resist doing these stuff:

1. What time is it? 2:29 P.M
2. What is your name? Psy Mama
3. What do you want to do? Screw studying for a stupid quiz and watch Naruto!
4. Where do you wanna live? My own country or maybe in California or Japan.
5. How many kids do you want? Two or three (If two, I want a girl and a boy and if three I want two girls and a boy I can spoil!)
6. Do you want to get married? Eventually.
7. Have you ever done drugs? Nope
8. What do you like on your pizza? Cheese, Chicken/ham, tomatoes, onions
9. Can you cross your eyes? Nope.
10. Do you make your bed daily? Usually.
11. What is the wackiest thing on earth? I have a very long list . . . but to name one I'd say SasuIno lovers or SasuKarin lovers *Shivers*
12. QUICK! THINK OF A NUMBER!! 754
13. What pisses you off? Sasuke with anybody besides Sakura, Sakura with anybody besides Sasuke, snobby teachers and those who oppose God (Pein-sama will be proud)
14. Favorite things to do? Listen to music, read manga, draw/sketch (though I suck), sleep, eat, watch anime, surf the net, take walks.
15. How many female friends do you have? Enough to drive me insane!
16. Do you want a girlfriend/boyfriend? Got one. Ain't working out though. I'll settle for Itachi
17. LOOK! A DOG ON A UNICYCLE! WHERE!?!
18. Who are your favorite horror movie characters? Kayako from Grudge
19. What is twisted? Life
20. Do you believe in magic? Depends ;)
21. How many books have you read? Way too many!
22. What gives you nightmares? Grudge movie, seeing someone precious to me hurt or die.
23. What is the weirdest dream you ever had? My friend's mom cooking spongebob and making sponge pasta out of him. (Way too weird)

If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy and paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7, AnimePrincess411, sasukelver, itachilver, Uchihablossom0626, anilove15, PsyMama17

Just give me a reason
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second we're not broken just bent
And we can learn to love again
It's in the stars
It's been written in the scars on our hearts
We're not broken just bent
And we can learn to love again - Just Give Me A Reason by Pink ft. Nate Russ

I made this myself XD:

If I were Deidara, I'd eat chips in class, with the mouths on my hands, from under the desk.
If I were Kakuzu, I'd be able to slove all money-based problems in Math class.
If I were Hidan, I cn cut myself and people won't think I'm some freaky emo.
If I were Tobi, I can hide my pimples under the mask.
If I were Sasori, I can use my puppets to do my job (all I gotta do is move my fingers)
If I were Konan, I don't need to worry if I'm out of toilet paper.
If I were Zetsu, I can spy on the teachers when they are having a meeting about something important or when they are preparing the exam papers.
If I were Kisame, I can stay at home and use the excuse 'I'm feeling a bit blue.'
If I were Itachi, I can use Sharingan to cheat in a test.
If I were Pein, I can go around declaring I'm God (I do that all the time XD)

R.I.P. UCHIHA ITACHI: He was a man who loved peace and who had the strength to follow the path he had chosen even when it became unbearable. Copy and Paste this to your profile and add your name to this list if you would lay a flower on his grave: sunshinelexi, Runo 44, Ralf 55, Bulla49, Minami-to-yuri no hana, Tiger Priestess, SakuraUchiha4Eternity, PsyMama17

My Meme:

1. How about a brief introduction of yourself?

-Well I'm a very wild and carefree person. I enjoy basketball, watching anime, drawing even though I'm not really good at it, singing and fooling around. Oh and I love reading and writing fanfics.

2. Fabulous! And what got you into fanfiction to begin with?

-I came across a SasuSaku fanfic when I was browsing the net for SasuSaku stuff and I didn't know that it was a fanfic but rather a post by fans. I beacme addicted and I kinda did more research on the website and so the journey of me as a fanfiction writer begins. Hehe.

3. I see, so what kind of fanfiction do you like to write?

-I only write Naruto fanfics. I'm not very confident nor interested in other anime.

4. Do you write the same pairings/characters? Or are you a fandom whore?

-Who are you calling a whore?! LOL joking. I write mostly for SasuSaku and I did post an ItaHana fanfic as well. Also a PeinKonan one. I'm planning on doing an ObiRin and NaruHina and maybe DeiKuro and MinaKushi too but that's in the future . . . I focus mainly on SasuSaku though.

5. What is your most popular fanfic and why do you think people like it so?

-'Flower in the Rain' is my most popular fanfiction. I just updated the 26th chapter last week. I guess it's because it's about the Akatsuki and also it's . . . well FUN and OUTGOING from my perspective and at the same time it contains different pairings, random college life storyline, humour and also a mystery.

6. Forget other people, what is the fanfic you’ve written that you’re most proud of?

-I'm proud of 'Flower in the Rain' because most of the scenes and the character of the characters (LOL) is similar to my own life; actually some ARE stuff that has happened in my life. Hehe. I'm also very proud of 'Murder of Matsumoto Yuki.' I had tons of fun writing it. I'm currently working on Chapter 3 of the sequel (Murder of Matsumoto Yuki II: Darkness Descends)

7. Do you find writing easy? Hard? What are the most difficult aspects of writing you struggle with?

-I find it neutral. Somedays I can write without hesitation. Other days my head is blank or I'm occupied with other stuff. Anywho, its fun once I've set my mind on what I'm going to write about. Honestly speaking, I don't plan it out. It just comes automatically. I struggle most with fight scenes and climax scenes; I just . . . I feel my work isn't satisfying enough for the readers at times. Its frustrating but once I get it right, I feel a sense of pride and satisfaction.

8. Write a few sentences or so of your favourite pairing or character.

-SasuSaku! At first I just thought they looked cute together but soon I realized there was more to it; Sakura really loves Sasuke and Sasuke, in his own way, cares about her more than any other female in the series. You get what I'm talking about ne? I also ADORE NaruHina; I feel Sakura is too . . . extreme for Naruto whereas Hinata, sweet and lovely Hinata, suits his bubbly character perfectly. I'm also a diehard fan of ItaHana (Though its never going to happen T.T), MinaKushi and ObiRin. I've got more but these five are my faves.

9. Are there any fanfiction trends/clichés you can’t stand or are just sick of? -I hate SasuHina (too emo-gothic and just ughhh!), SasuKarin (SHE FREAKING TRIED TO RAPE HIM! THAT SLUT DOESN'T DESERVE HIM!) SakuAnyone (eww) and KabuSaku (THIS PAIRING IS JUST SICK! I WON'T EVEN CALL IT A PAIRING!)

10. Are you guilty of any of the fanfiction trends/clichés you now hate? Or are there any other ones?

-Nope. I stand firm to what I believe. And I believe Karin will die painfully along with Kabuto. Tee hee. Also, I don't get why ITACHI is the villan in every SasuSaku vampire fanfic. I get that he's used to arouse Sasuke's jealousy but don't you think too much is an overdose?

11. What was the first fandom you wrote for? Do you still like/participate in it?

-I first wrote a SasuSaku fic for the show Naruto. It's called 'Once Upon A Song' and it's based on a movie staring Lucy Hale. I haven't written any stories for other animes besides Naruto. Maybe I should do a Percy Jackson fic? I do love Nico! Gahhh I'm going off track.

12. Name your OTPs or most frequently written pairings/characters and explain what it is about them that you love to write.

-SasuSaku! I do and will always love this pairing till the end of time! They belong together for many reasons. I also love NaruHina, MinaKushi, ObiRin and ItaHana. Oh and PeinKonan too.

13. What would you call your writing “style”?

-I don't have a particular 'style' from my perspective. I don't know what my readers think though. I love to write; that is all.

14. Do you read other people’s fanfic? If so, what do you find yourself reading the most?

-Yes I do. I find some very inspiring and interesting and some hilarious and funny. I find some erotic and sexy (What? I read lemons; so what?) while others are too direct and annoying. Nevertheless, I learn from them all; it helps me improve my writing, learn new words and phrases, correct my mistakes and indirectly gives me advice on how to improvise the way I'm writing a fanfic.

15. Name one thing you’d love to write, but have been too afraid or shy to do.

-I want to do a SasuSaku lemon. I have tons of ideas in my mind but I'm not confident to write it all down. I'm still a virgin, mind you, and I can't just blindly write about sex . . . can I?

16. Do you have trouble taking criticism? Or worse yet, do you have the dreaded bloated ego?

-Some people tend to insult my work when they see a fault. I get that; I mean nobody's perfect. I take it it a positive way and if I feel that the comment was too direct and plain rude for no good reason, I, in a polite way of course, tell them to tick off. -_-

17. When you write, is there anything that helps? Music? Quiet room?

-Music helps a lot! I write in the family room since that's where the computer is. But I prefer to write when I'm alone.

18. What inspires you?

-Everything is an inspiration in it's own way. But Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Itachi and Haruno Sakura inspires me the most (Naruto inspires me to become a believer and follow my dreams, Itachi inspires me to be a better older sibling to my younger brothers and Sakura inspires me to love.) I also get inspired by fanfics. To name a few: Quietus (AngeLhearteD), iSakura (aneelovessasusaku), The Scroll (Sakura Spark), Tasting Flesh (XBrokenxDollsX) and more.

19. Lastly, how would you sum up your fanfiction experiences and yourself as a writer?

-It's an awesome experience. It has been amazing and every story I have written till now is making my fantasy dream world (inside my head) seem like a reality. It makes me feel good and . . . well I really enjoy it.

Which Akatsuki member are YOU most like?

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s. (Ears . . . and yes they count!)
[ ] - My natural hair color is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[ ] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 3]

Konan
[X] - Most of my friends are guys. (At least, the ones I get along with well are)
[X] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
[X] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[ ] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[X] - I don't like Water, Swimming etc. (I do like the rain and the ocean though)

[Konan Score: 5]

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[ ] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence. (Well not really at the top but I’m in the top 3)
[X] - My natural hair color is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 5]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[ ] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[ ] - I like gore :3
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance.
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 2]

Sasori
[ ] - I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient. (I tend not to show it)
[ ] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me. (Sometimes . . .)
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 4]

Deidara
[ ] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair color is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes.
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[ ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 2]

Kakuzu
[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[ ] - Younger people tend to tick me off
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 1 ]

Hidan
[ ] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[ ] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 1 ]

Zetsu
[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[ ] - I don't have many friends.
[ ] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 2]

Tobi
[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[X] - I LOVE the color orange.
[X] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic. (I do get annoyed at times though)
[ ] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D (Tobi is a bad, bad boy lol)

[Tobi Score: 5]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[ ] - I have a very pale skin color.
[ ] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[X] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[X] - Michael Jackson is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 4 ]

My result: I’m like Konan, Itachi or Tobi (Two Uchihas and the only female in Akatsuki; AWESOME!!!)

It is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks/underwear still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

48/100: Everyone has their moments XD

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Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 418,143 - Reviews: 4953 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Signed: From Your Not So Loyal Author by The Kazekage of Suna reviews
I, the Kazekage, am being forced to record my daily "struggles" and "thoughts" into an inanimate object called a "diary". I prefer the term journal, thank you very much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 123 - Words: 15,657 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Gaara
Star-Crossed by InnocentBlossom reviews
Sometimes luck just never seems to go your way. For seventeen-year-old, rich, home-schooled girl from Suna, Temari Subaku, bad luck just always seems to come with a new school, and a lazy-ass pineapple head. Well... It just seems that way, for now. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,457 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 1/25/2013 - [Shikamaru N., Temari]
The Scroll by SakuraSpark reviews
The Akatsuki find a scroll that introduces them to the world of fanfiction! How will they react when they read about themselves turning into kittens, doing the mambo jambo and more? Secret admirers and beauty pageants? What the hell? Warning: Contains hints of smut. Many expletives!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Akatsuki
Scarlet Obsessions by tragedyneverends reviews
Sequel to Scarlet Dreams. "Are we strong enough to face our future, or will our obsessions break us?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,240 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Konoha High by Insert Alias reviews
Konoha High School. Home of drunken principles, insane teachers and hormonal teenagers. Just a little disclaimer, this story is categorized as Sasuke/Sakura fic, however in reality it follows many different characters and their relationships. If you're just looking for a Sasuke/Sakura story with nothin' else then you probably won't like Konoha High too much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 90,470 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Tasting Flesh by XBrokenxDollsX reviews
AU- She belongs to him, as it was chosen by the gods themselves. She can not escape of what her fate is; she can't escape from him. Because, if she wants to live another day, she must accept her curse. A meal to the Demon Gods and a target to other supernatural beings, she has no choice but to become the Demon God's bride./SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 205,735 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Love and in War by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. The first time I met Prince Sasuke was the night he saved my life. I never thought I would see him again, and I certainly never expected to fall in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,003 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Trapped inside by AnimeLover'sInTown reviews
Sasuke's a vampire who sets his eyes on Sakura. She is under his spell the moment she met him; Sasuke plans to keep it that way, and his true form a secret. But what'll happen to Sakura if she doesn't figure it out and escape, soon? Dark/Possessive Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,760 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Guardian by SGTBrowncoat reviews
Itachi Uchiha receives his first mission in ANBU: protecting a certain trouble making Jinchuriki. He bonds quickly with the boy, but dark forces rise to threaten Itachi, Naruto, and those they care for most. Non-Massacre AU - COMPLETE [[Currently Undergoing Re-Write]]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,868 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Hana I., Shisui U. - Complete
The Slave Girl by Lexi201 reviews
Vampires and demons rule,while the humans are at the bottom.Sasuke,a stoic vampire prince meets Sakura,a kind hearted slave.He forms a bond to her that drives his senses wild with hunger and passion.Her beating heart keeps him alive;she's his life line.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,734 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Married to Sasuke Uchiha by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
Naruto dumps Sakura, telling her that he's been dating Hinata behind her back. She runs and bumps into Sasuke. After a coincident, Sasuke forces her to marry him. When Sakura thought things couldn't get worse, she finds herself falling in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 113,870 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shadowbox by koji07 reviews
AU Shikamaru Nara a young man who gave up on boxing after the death of his trainer in the ring, returns to the ring and begins a slow climb through the ranks of boxing in order to exact revenge on the man who killed his coach and to support the child and widow he left behind. All while dealing with a beautiful woman and the shady underworld that has found its place in the sport.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,943 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Not As Planned by frumpyrox reviews
Sakura is on vacation in Italy with her friends and buckets of cash. But what happens when she gets lost in a crowd and then is sent to a travelling artist for help..? This is one vacation that surely won't be as planned. sasusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,254 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Body Language: The Collection by PassionateDolls reviews
006: What to do when your boyfriend is not there to fuck your brains out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,945 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Scarlet Dreams by tragedyneverends reviews
A mysterious past, a secret, a terrible accident, a sacrifice, a nightmare... a young man drinking blood. "You - you're the vampire of my dreams!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 156,786 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yoshino's Mission by LadyTemari reviews
Spoiler alert! If not current on the manga do not read! "You're here" from Yoshino's point of view. Yoshino is bound and determined to make sure that her lazy son and Sabaku no Temari finally admit their feelings to one another.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Yours Sincerely, Hyuuga Neji by Aen Silver Fire reviews
Dear Kishimoto Masashi-san, I read Chapter 614 two days ago! So please, allow me to share my thoughts with you. One-shot. !SPOILERS if you are not following the Manga!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Neji H. - Complete
The Dream Eater by Chaos' Ace reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the dream eater. A demon from hell who has come to the human world to eat nightmares; demons who feed off troubled humans and live up to their name. However, Sasuke needs a disguise and by fate, he finds Sakura Haruno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,952 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Sasuke and Gangnam Style by SunnyBurst30 reviews
Have you ever though about how Sasuke would react to Gangnam Style? Well now that he has actually heard it he can say that he hates it! But what will happen when he finds out Sakura loves the song and dance moves? Oh what Gangnam Style can do to people. One-Shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When Prince Meets Pauper by Tiger Priestess reviews
They ran into each other in the marketplace, what Sakura didn't know though, was that she met the prince of the Uchiha Kingdom, Sasuke. Something about her intrigued him and this meeting was certainly not the last...SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,655 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Saturday by jazzy of the Akatsuki reviews
In which Sasuke's plan on sleeping in on Saturday goes wrong. Thanks to his four adorable children:Satoshi, Sachi, Akemi, and Minako. Together the Uchiha-clan experience shopping, fan-girls, fire style justus, and ramen. Paring is with out a doubt, SasukexSakura. My longest one-shot so please review, but dont flame. :)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pain by InnocentBlossom reviews
Konan. An ordinary girl training to become an extraordinary ninja. What happens when her whole world collapses? Her family. Her friends. Her village. All gone? Minor Naruhina and Sasusaku. New fanfic writer!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Yahiko, Konan
Quietus: The Appendices by AngeLhearteD reviews
A collection of companion readings for the main storyline featured in Quietus. Includes character lists and outtakes. WARNING: Contains potential spoilers. Do NOT read chapter 1 if you wish to keep guessing the identities of certain characters! UPDATE: 23/2/14 Character identity list updated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012
Never Alone by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sasuke took away his newborn son, Itachi, from the boy's mother Sakura without the knowledge she gave birth to twins. Ren and Itachi have never known each other, but Sakura's vow she gave to the boys at birth will lead them to each other again. Dark fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,569 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Bride of the Water God by writer4everr reviews
All we did was touch hands! But somehow that resulted in me, Sakura Haruno, a mortal girl, being the bride to the Water God, Sasuke Uchiha. *sigh* goddesses, witches, and an extremely handsome god are all too much for a mortal to handle. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hooded Lies by smos reviews
AU. SasuSaku. In a desperate attempt to escape an unwanted marriage, poor peasant Sakura Haruno marries a convict bound for the gallows...not knowing that she just married the prince of their land. The scandalous prince that is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,738 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2597 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
A Breathless Sort of Attraction by WellHowAboutThat reviews
Every twist of her hips had Sasuke struggling to remember how to inhale and exhale. Sasusaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Silent whispers of love by YunaMarth reviews
My first SasuSaku fic. When Naruto and Sasuke are fighting harsher than ever, Sakura feels frustrated. What's the meaning behind the fight?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hana's Song by lonely-Umbreon455 reviews
Inspired by Mary's Song by Taylor Swift. Itachi and Hana never got along. Now, they're in high school and things are getting interesting. Will they ever see past their hate or will they walk away from one another after graduation?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Itachi U., Hana I.
Fight For Something Precious by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
Never, and I mean NEVER, let your vampire husband impregnate you. Murderous immortals, Instincts, pervertedness, and poor pregnant me who's just going with the flow. "Do not make me belly-bash you, I promise that you will fly without wings" Sequel to Bite
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,596 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Someone Like You by CelestialChica reviews
Drew broke up with May- for another girl. Years later, May's still depressed and can't let go of her feelings for Drew. She decides to enter a Singing Talent Show to let out her feelings, and a certain someone comes in her surprise. .:DAML:.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2012 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
On Truths and Lies by the general girl reviews
Karin just knows that she will marry Uchiha Sasuke. Then one day in walks Haruno Sakura. — AU SasuSaku, one sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
iSakura by another.creative.lover reviews
/SasuSaku/ A girl's iPod is everything. What happens when Sasuke finds Sakura's iPod? Drama unfolds, of course! A story of how music and other people bring two people, who have once been apart, together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 147,843 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mother is the Name for God for All Children by PainfulXMemories reviews
Sakura was left with two bundles of 'joy' in her arms. Sasuke denounced all three and lived his life alongside his bride Karin who is worthy of the Uchiha name. This story chronicles the life of Haruno Sakura, and her children Taro and Amarante.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 75,843 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Re: Playing God by Happydayz9 reviews
Paramore fans! If you love the music video "Playing God" Then you gotta read this. I hope you all love it! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Playing God by Happydayz9 reviews
I discribed Paramore's music video "Playing God" I just love it! Well please read and review. There are some SakuraxSaskue moments in there
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
12 Presents by Hitomi Junko reviews
A Sakura gives Sasuke 12 presents on his birthday. 12 different presents, each having their own meanings to them and Sasuke's thoughts... SASUSAKU Oneshot for Sasuke's birthday ;
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Niisan's Best Friend by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura Uzumaki has been in love with her older brother's best friend since a young age, but as the years past they have grown apart. She's convinced Sasuke hates her and that her dream to become Uchiha Sakura was a mere fantasy. Truth or Fiction? M 4 Lim
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,789 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Best Friend's Imouto by halfkyuubikat reviews
Uchiha Sasuke has had certain feelings toward his best friend's little sister Uzumaki Sakura lately and they just won't seem to leave. Add in a little jealousy and you get Sasuke determined to make that woman his everything. M for lemons! Tag-along story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,494 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bite me and I'll bite you back by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
How do you make someone love you? You kidnap them of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vampire Guardian by Tiger Priestess reviews
AU -SasuSaku- Princess Sakura had always known there was an unseen guardian watching over her since she was young. She didn't know he was a vampire who sworn to protect her because he had waited for her for centuries…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,010 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Switching Lifes by animecool100 reviews
When Hinata is forced to marry Sasuke, there’s only one thing left to do Switch places with her best friend Sakura. Will Sakura fall in love with the man she's supposed to get to call off the wedding? Will Hinata fall for the hot neighbor?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,098 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Beauty and the Beast by Aurora Ciel reviews
AU If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return, then the curse would be lifted. If not, he would be doomed to remain a demon for all time. As the years passed, he lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a Beast? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,930 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Promised by halfkyuubikat reviews
It was only when I reached out for Death's hand, that I remembered the promise I gave to my husband only two years ago. A promise to live.' SasuSaku, M for violence. Two-shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,215 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Our Last Words by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
Sakura has been poison and only has a week left to live. She spends that week with Sasuke, making a last attempt to gain his love. Will she ever hear those last 3 words before she dies?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,674 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cindersoot by BookWyrrm reviews
Sakura is the heiress to one of the richest noble families in all of Japan. However, her stepmother takes away all of that when her father dies. What happens when she meets Prince Sasuke by accident? AU. R&R! •Updated - Chapter 17•
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,316 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Special by foreversnow reviews
ONESHOT.She wasn’t anything special. Her hair was an unnatural color and her shyness made her act weird. Nobody liked her. Well, except for him. —SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Know He Doesn't Love Me by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
Sasuke is back in Konoha and asks Sakura to marry him. She, of course, says yes...but what hardships will she face in the marriage with Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
AMARANTH by Neko-Graphic reviews
How seriousely do you take your dreams? What about some one elses? How about when their dreams will change your life...for eternity. One-shot SasuSaku vampire fic. Blood, gore Karin bashing! Rated for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,429 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Past Never Fades by lonely-Umbreon455 reviews
Itachi returns to Konoha and is put on probation. He runs into some old friends. Will they welcome him back with open arms? I suck at summaries. Better than it sounds. ItachixHana, OCxOC, slight GenmaxShizune & SasukexSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 68,370 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
When Fangirls Attack by ValiantToasters reviews
Sakura is transfered to the new Ninja Acadamy and needs a guide to show her around she gets stuck with school celebrity Sasuke Uchiha. But when the fangirls get greedy, can Sakura survive? SasuSaku takes place at the acadamy. missions will arise
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,449 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Aurora Ciel reviews
AU She was the sweet, innocent daughter of the Headmaster. He was a rebel and a rule breaker. In hopes of leading him to a better path the two are forced to spend all their time together. The one thing no one ever expected out of it was love. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,099 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ironies of Life by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
SasuSaku It hurts to know when she thinks you're joking when you confess. But then, love hurts right? And despite that fact, you still manage to smile for her, and that's the irony of it. AUOOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 138,255 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
My High School Life by Tenshi-Chan008 reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are the best of friends, but when thier friends pair off will they get together? Or will someone get in the way? pairings: [SasuSaku, minor NaruHina, ShikaIno, NejiTen] Story is better than the summary! I'm not good at summaries
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,178 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What's Wrong With You People Belive It by Purple Mistress reviews
Itachi and Sakura exchange body, how will Squad 7 deal with it? How will Sasuke kill his brother? What is this MESS HOW ARE THEY GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS THING! slight SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Problems with Potions by Paprika012345 reviews
Sakura, as a medic ninja is required to learn how to make various types of potions. What are the results when she botches one and the Rookie Nine and Team Gai end up drinking it by accident? SakuSasu, InoShika, NaruHina, NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,644 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Psst! by Arkana reviews
Lee finds out about Neji and Tenten’s relationship the hard way. The VERY hard way. [Team Gai love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Walk my way by snuffleschifer reviews
[SasukeSakura]He was enggaged to a very beautiful woman, everything was planned...his emotions were in check...and just when everything was perfect...she passed by...intriguing him with her unusual pink hair and dazzling green eyes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,324 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Honey If You Love Me by VirtualxSimplicity reviews
Hilarity ensues as the main Konoha gennin teams get together to play the game, 'Honey if You Love Me, Please Smile.' Oh my, Ino is up to her matchmaking schemes again...or is she? [General pairings: NarutoHinata, SasukeSakura, NejiTenten, ShikamaruIno]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Yakuza by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
AU SasuSaku Haruno Sakura, a daughter of the leader of Japan, is in danger. Her father hires a bodyguard, who is actually a part of the Yakuza who is after her. However, what can you do if you start falling for the target? Contains Lime or more...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,725 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Murder of Matsumoto Yuki II: Darkness Descends reviews
An Old Nemesis. A Dark Intention. An Evil Plan to Destroy the World. It began with nightmares but soon Sakura finds that her nightmares are becoming a reality. And who is this new mysterious enemy who vowed to bring death and destruction to all those she loves? How is he related to her mother's death from years ago? Why is he after her only son? SasuSaku and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,864 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Flower in the Rain reviews
I'm just a random rebel who enjoys rapping. How'd I get mixed up with Akatsuki, the most popular music group of all time? Most of all, how'd I get inthe attention of their leader? Here's the story of my crappy college life. PeinKonan ItaHana.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,093 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Konan, Pain/Pein
The Ninja Games reviews
Sixteen year old Inuzuka Hana is selected to participate in the annual Ninja Games; a fight to the death, live on T.V. If she is to win, she will have to make choices that weigh survival against humanity and life against love. ItaHana. [Based on 'The Hunger Games' series by Suzanne Collins]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,645 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Hana I., Itachi U.
Nostalgic Valentine reviews
She stared at the white flower in her hand, lost deep in thought. She had forgotten it had ever happened but it came to her once in a dream; a memory lost in her mind had presented itself again after many years. It was her own cherished memory . . . with the boy she loved. 'Do you remember . . . Sasuke-kun' Valentine fanfic. Birthday present for snAPPyzInK6. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Murder of Matsumoto Yuki reviews
Sasuke and his friends are tired of fan girls. A new pink haired girl arrives at their school. The boys get suspicious about her. Little did they know that their lives were in danger and she was an agent hired for their protection. SasuSaku and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,007 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My High School Musical reviews
"Due to some problems,Taka High will be joining us here in our school from tomorrow. Please give them a warm welcome." My life took an interesting turn once that announcement was made. SasuSaku and other minor pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,759 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Senior Class President reviews
Tenten is in her Senior year and she wants to make it special. I suck at summaries so just review. NejiTen with a hint of SasuSaku and NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,076 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Once Upon A Song reviews
Because to see a rainbow, you're gonna have to stand a little rain. SasuSaku slight NaruHina and I hate to admit it but a wee bit of SasuKarin. P.S: I STILL HATE KARIN!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,806 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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