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Joined 12-28-11, id: 3572032, Profile Updated: 08-29-12
Author has written 13 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks, and Teen Titans.

I have started Users Against Critics United. Wanna join? Be my guest! Wanna complain? PM or flame away. You can't affect me!

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Name: Sami

Gender: Girl

Birthday: August 13, 2000

Age: Twelve

Favorite Color: Blue

Favorite Song: Starships

Country: United States

State: New Jersey (please don't call me a Jersey Girl though, I hate that)

Favorite Thing: Alvin and the Chipmunks

Talents: Singing, writing, acting

Favorite Food: Steak

Favorite AATC Couple: Simonette (then Axb, TxE)

Favorite Song: Bad Romance (Chipmunk Chipette version)

Favorite singer: Nicki Minaj

One Fact About Me: I AM CRAZY IN LOVE WITH AATC AND BATC!

And that is all about me. :-)

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To continue my stories, I need at least five reviews per chapter.

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Director, Producer, Writer, And anything else that falls under that category- SimonetteFanGirl101

Cast- Jeanette Miller, Simon Seville, Theodore "Ted" Levine, Joey Bater, Amber Croak, Mac Saters, Demitria, Andrea Swanson, Elizabeth Jopps, Joshua Samuels, Sapphire Marsh, Sandra Kutler, Bradley Hue

Special Appearances: Miss Miller, Dave Seville, Brittany Miller, Alvin Seville, Eleanor Miller, Theodore Seville

Season 1- Ends May 1

Season 2- Starts May 6/7

The rest of my stories are on HIATUS!

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1. Simon

2. Jeanette

3. Alvin

4. Brittany

5. Theodore

6. Eleanor

7. Dave

8. Miss Miller

9. Beast Boy

10. Raven

11. Phineas

12. Isabella

1. Have you read a 6/11 fanfiction?

No, and I'm pretty sure there aren't any.

2.What would happen if12 got 8 pregnant?

What? Ew! If that happened, my childhood would be raped!

3. Can you read a fanfiction about 9?

Is Simon Seville stupid?

4. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

NO! NO! NO! I do not support incest! At least, not this kind.

5. 5/9 or 5/10?

5/10. At least it's boy and girl coupling.

6. What would happen if 7 walked in on 1 and 12 making out?

Either tell Simon he is too young to date, or get the hell out of there!

7 . Make a summary for a 3/10 fanfiction.

He comes from a world a luxury. She comes from a world of pain. When these two cross paths, will new love be found? Or will they end up hurting each other like everyone else did.

8. Is there anything as a 1/8 fluff?

No. If there was, I would write a strong review of anger to the weird person who wrote it!

9. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fanfiction.

I Promise I Won't Hurt You.

10. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?

Nope.

11. What might 10 scream out in a moment of passion?

Beast Boy: Raven! Come and laugh with me as we watch the unicorns and snakes dance together!

Raven: Take your meds dude!

12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fanfiction, what would the warnings be?

Warning: Contains absolute randomness like cats eating rainbows!

13. When was the last time you read a fanfiction about 5?

About ten minutes ago.

14. One and Nine are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. One, brokenhearted, has a one night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.

Simon and Beast Boy are in a happy relationship until Beast Boy suddenly runs off with Brittany. Simon, brokenhearted, has a one night stand with Phineas and a brief, unhappy affair with Isabella, then follows the wise advice of Theodore and finds true love with Alvin.

I had no idea Simon was gay. Since when did Theodore support incest?

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1). They are brothers, nothing else.

Um, yeah, about that. I hate to admit it, but I'm kind of an Alvon fan.

2). They must always live with Dave.

Yes, because Dave needs more trouble-making, snooty, smart as hell, nerdy, baby fatted, way too sweet kids running around his house. Poor Dave.

3). They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.

But what happens if I decide to write an Alvon fanfiction, huh? What do you want me to do, marry them of the to the people they don't love? Cruel.

4). They cannot die.

Adios future ideas.

5). They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/mystical zone has to be the same color as their signature colors.

Chipmunks? Superpowers? It's abnormal enough that they can talk, now they need stupid superpowers?

6). They can't die.

Didn't you- idiot!

7). They can't be severely injured.

You know, 95% of really good fanfiction ends up with someone in the hospital.

8). There cannot be any OCs. Only the Chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created by the Bagdasarians.

Oh well, I already broke that rule.

9). The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.

But in the CGI movies they live with Dave. PLUS, they used to live with Olivia!

10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.

Frankly, I suck at writing horror stories.

11) They can't be in horror stories.
But, but, but...! You just said they could! You are so confusing!

12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter.
Yep, so if they are at a funeral, Alvin is just going to randomly say something "funny". Aren't you nice?

13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.
But, they are in live action movies, dumbass!

14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.
No, I'm going to have Dave singing to Theodore about Michael Jackson while he is making dinner and then let Miss Miller jump in and sing Barbie Girl.

15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.

I must be dead.

16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules.
Thank you for wasting my time you jerk!

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A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking God for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God.

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IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Get your iPod
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:

You're Beautiful- James Blunt (Why thank you!)

Waking Up:

Joy To The World (What joy? Sleep is precious!)

First Day At School:

Witch Doctor- Alvin and the Chipmunks (So I'm going to a school for witch doctors? Oh no)

Making Your New Best Friend:

The Purple People Eater- Sheb Wooley (Thank God I'm not purple)

Falling in Love:

Beautiful- Christina Aguilara (Well, we're both beautiful)

Breaking Up:

Heartbreak Hotel- Elvis Presley (You said it, Elvis)

Prom:

If I Die Young- The Band Perry ( Are you saying I'm going to die at prom? That sucks)

Graduation:

Monster Mash- Bobby P. (Well, I did go to a school for witch doctors XD)

Life's Okay:

Survivor- Chipettes (I sure as hell am a survivor)

Death of A Close Friend:

So What- Chipettes (What!? My friend just died, and I don't care? I'm so heartless)

Mental Breakdown:

When I Look At You- Miley Cyrus (When I look at you, I go insane)

Flashback:

Complicated- Avril Lavigne (I remember you were so damn complicated!)

Getting Back Together:

Wizard Love- Luke Conard (Somehow, I turned into Hermione, and I get back together with Draco! Yay!)

Birth of a Child:

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun- Miley Cyrus (Okay, so I had too much fun. But at least it turned into something wonderful)

Wedding Scene:

All for the Best- Godspell (Marrying this guy is the right thing to do)

Car Accident:

Cha Cha Slide- Mr. C (I was doing the Cha Cha Slide while driving...)

Final Battle:

Whip My Hair- Chipettes (I can totally see myself whipping my hair in the middle of a battle)

Death Scene:

Part of Me- Katy Perry (I may be dying, but you can never steal this part of me)

Funeral Scene:

Whatcha Doin'?- Isabella (Whatcha Doin'? Just getting buried)

Extra Credits:

Mr. Brightside- The Killers (Those must have been some depressing extra credits)

Deleted Scenes:

I Want To Know What Love Is- The Chipmunks (They cut it out cuz I wasn't feelin' the love)

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, copy and paste this on your profile. (Highlight in BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m FAT, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I’m SARCASTIC, so I MUST have no sense of humor
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I ENJOY SCHOOL, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST be a rude, rebellious delinquent.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I get STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I get GOOD RESULTS at school, so I MUST be a goody-goody.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm into THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER, so I MUST be jealous of him
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I like to SING, so I MUST be gay.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I DON’T HAVE A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a loser
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I like OLD CARTOONS, so I MUST be a sad loser.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I WEAR GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a quirky personality, so I MUST be an idiot
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wuss.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be violent.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m an AMERICAN GIRL, so I MUST be a diva.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be dumb and retarded.
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST talk like a hillbilly.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a Cockney or a posh accent, be stuck up, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I DAYDREAM, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I DANCE, so I MUST be a gaylord.
I BROKE UP MY GIRLFRIEND, so I MUST have got her pregnant.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I TALK A LOT, so I MUST be an attention-seeker.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON’T BELIEVE IN GOD, so I MUST be going to Hell.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*stard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles, wear hats with corks hanging from them, and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be gay.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an nerdy, over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

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1. YOUR REAL NAME: Samantha

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Samizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Chipmunk

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Paige Walker

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Magsaary

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Lemonade

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Agiarky

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Mary

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Luna

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ThInGs To CoPy AnD pAsTe:

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: Simon Seville

If you like SimonetteFanGirl101, copy and paste this. (i HAD TO DO IT!)

IF YOU CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS, COPY AND PASTE THIS!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

55 percent of people yawn after seeing someone yawn, in fact, reading about yawning will make some people yawn. If, after or while reading this, you yawned, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace, Twitter, Facebook, etc. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes I have to wonder if I'm a goldfish.

If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect., copy this into your profile!

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

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WHAT A TRUE BOYFRIEND WOULD DO...
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she's quiet, ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word
When she's scared, protect her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does.
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.
When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is, " Who's butt am I kicking, babe? ".

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Favorite Quotes:

"David. Are You Drunk?" Miss Miller, The Chipmunk Adventure

"What's You're Theory? That He Plans To Club Himself To Death?" Simon Seville, AATC Meet The Wolfman

"By My Calculations, It Appears To Be 90% Shuffle, 10% Bored." Simon Seville, Chipwrecked

"Titans, Go!" Robin, Teen Titans

"What secret identity, you're green!" Raven, Teen Titans

"I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything." Beast Boy, Teen Titans

"Fathers are kind! Fathers protect you! Fathers raise you! I was protected by the monks of Azarath! I was raised by my friends! They are my family! This is my home! And you are not welcome here! Azarath Metrion ZINTHOS!" Raven, Teen Titans

"There was nothing you could've done. There will always be people that say mean words because you are different. And sometimes their minds cannot be changed. But there are many more people that do not judge a person based on how they look, or where they came from. Those are the people whose words truly matter." Starfire, Teen Titans

"Booyah!" Cyborg, Teen Titans

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REMEMBER...
Dede?
The RowdyRuffs?
Kuki and Wally?
Billy?
Courage?
" STUPID DOG!!!!!!! "?
Grim?
Lazlo?
Ingrid?
Lizzie?
Coco?
Captian Knuckles?
Abby and Nigel?
Jimmy?
Eustace?
" Oh, Mandy..."?
Cree?
The Professor?
Ralph?
Double D?
Bubbie?
The Cankers?
Mandy?
Alex Lyon?
" FRANKIE!!!!!!!!! "?
Bloo?
Bubbles?
Cheese?
Plank? Alvin And The Chipmunks Episodes?

BEING A KID FOREVER?

If you wish Cartoon Network would get rid of all the crap they air today and put back the old cartoons, copy and paste this in your profile!

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Put this on your page
if you laugh a lot =
(Too much! LOL)


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ღ Chipmunks, Chipettes, Alvinatty, Simonette and Theonor! : ღღ

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Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

" Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork! ".

Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most.

Of course I'm talking to myself...DERP. Who ELSE can I trust?

Don't follow me...I'm lost too!

At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

Haha!!!! Yeah, I don't get it...

A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying," Let's do it again!! ".

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun!

If at first you don't suceed, then sky diving isn't for you.

Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrive them.

Set sail in a general...THAT WAY direction.

Music is my boyfriend! XD

Definition of your Mom or Dad: How to answer a question when you're bored.

Poke me. I dare you.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that.

Boom. Chicka. Waa. Waa.

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.

Danger: The person beside you is stupid.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

Defenition of homework-crude form of mind control still practiced in some priminal areas of the world.

One day your prince will come...Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them andyou have their shoes! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Did you know...Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.

Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away...he hates that.

Paper may beat rock but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keybord can crush your crummy pen!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the anwser and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if well aimed, that is.

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.

My knight in shining armor turned put to be a loser in aluminum foil.

How are the force and duct-tape the same?- Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Charm is a way of getting the answer of yes without asking a clear question.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

Who was the first person to look a cow and say, " I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out! "?

Who was the first person to say, " See that chicken over there...I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt! " ?

" Most people learn by observation, and there are a few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot..." -Anonymous

If technically after midnight it's morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night? Shouldn't we call it something like early morning?

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up...

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

I'm a palm reader: GASP! You're going to die! But don't worry; you'll live through it.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Suicide hotline...please hold...

Don't drink and drive- you might spill the beer!

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll think you're on drugs.

All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

Dying is nature's way of saying, " Hey! You're not alive anymore! ".

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FRIENDS : Only take food from you if you ask them if they want anything.
BEST FRIENDS : Are the reason your fridge is empty almost every dang day.

FRIENDS : Share their cookies with you.
BEST FRIENDS : Steal yours.

FRIENDS : Would hide you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS : Are the reason you're running from them in the first place.

FRIENDS : Ask you for your number.
BEST FRIENDS : Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS : Help you ace your driver's test.
BEST FRIENDS : Help you push the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

FRIENDS : Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS : Know everything about you, from your shoe size to your fave ice cream to your crush to your secret obsessions.

FRIENDS : Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS : Would be sitting next to you saying " Dude...LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!!!!! ".

FRIENDS : Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS : Take yours, push you down on the ground and run off, screaming " RUN GIRL RUN!!!! ".

FRIENDS : Borrow your stuff and then give it back the next day.
BEST FRIENDS : Lose your crap and tell you " My bad! ".

FRIENDS : Will help me when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS : Will be the one messing with my compass, ripping up my map and giving me the WRONG directions.

FRIENDS : Help you find your Prince Charming.
BEST FRIENDS : Kidnap him and bring him to you.

FRIENDS : Will buy you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS : Dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS : Will ask you if you're OK when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS : Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person who made you cry.

FRIENDS : Will comfort you when you get dumped by a hot guy.
BEST FRIENDS : Will go up to him and say " It's cuz you're gay, isn't it? ".

FRIENDS : Help you back up when you trip and fall.
BEST FRIENDS : Keep on walking and yell " WALK MUCH, YA DUMBASS? ".

FRIENDS : Will laugh and move on after this repost.
BEST FRIENDS : Will repost this worthless crap! XD

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01. You’re currently confused about someone’s feelings for you.
02. You have been in a serious relationship before.
03. You own an iPod of some sort.
04. You do not like your sibling’s girlfriend/boyfriend.
05. You drink too much alcohol.
06. You have been to the Olive Garden.
07 You have taken medicine of some sort this week.
08. It is really cold in your house right now.
09. You are extremely dependent on others.
10. You do not like to express your feelings in front of others.
11. You ate a lot of food today.
12. It doesn’t take much for you to cry.
13. People consider you a sappy sort of person.
14. Someone in your family is rich.
15. You have been to Disney World or Disneyland before.
16. You hate when people constantly talk about themselves.
17. You are a good listener, but you hate complainers.
18. Someone has called you for a serious medical emergency before.
19. You have had a serious surgery.
20. Your house has a spare bedroom.
21. Your house is old.
22. You have at least one cousin under the age of three.
23. You have never held a baby before.
24. You can't handle toddlers.
25. You have a painting in your room.
26. You have been to Canada.
27. You have been to Mexico.
28. You love cherry flavored lollipops.
29. You celebrate Easter.
30. You observe Lent.
31. You are Catholic.
32. You do not believe in God.
33. Religion is not important to you.
35. You would rather have more sons than daughters.
36. You have more aunts than uncles.
37. You hate being too cold.
38. You currently are way more tan than everyone else.
39. You wear shoes in your house.
40. Your parents are clean freaks.
41. You are more messy than clean.
42. You are currently angry at someone.
43. Patience is so not a virtue to you.
44. Your desk is extremely clean.
45. Your bed sheets are either blue, green, black, or white.
46. When you hear " black & white " it reminds you of the song " Hot N Cold " by The Chipettes. ( or Katy Perry. )
47. You have no clue what that song is.
48. You think rap artists are completely pathetic.
49. You are glad George Bush is out of office.
50. Politics are boring to you.
51. You take a vitamin daily.
52. You feel like you are sick often.
53. You hate throwing up
54. You think it’s gross when people set food down on their desk at school with no napkin.
55. You also find it gross that people sit on top of desks.
56. You are now cringing at the thought of someone’s food where someone’s butt was.
57. You love getting bubble baths.
58. You do not like chocolate at all.
59. You are allergic to nuts.
60. You have been stung by a bee before.
61. You have been to the emergency room before for something.
62. One of your parents is 50 or older.
63. You are the baby of your immediate family.
64. You hate broccoli.
65. Cooked carrots are good, though.
66. You go on tumblr too much.
67. You are really comfortable right now.
68. You like witty t-shirts.
69. You are a major fan of underground bands.
70. You have been on an airplane before.
71. You are not afraid of heights.
72. You consider yourself paranoid.
73. You have had a panic attack/ breakdown before.
74. The thought of being old and alone bothers you.
75. You would choose the elderly over children.
76. You feel like you’re living in the wrong decade.
77. You have smoked weed before.
78. You think it’s way too cold outside right now
79. You love the thought of sleeping in tomorrow morning.
80 You would rather go to bed early than get up early.
81. You feel like the early bird catches the worm.
82. You are a big breakfast eater.
83. You are currently suffering from the common cold.
84. You are craving something salty.
85. You have been in a car today.
86. There is something plugged in near you.
87. You have heard of the TV show " Private Practice ".
88. You do not like medical television shows.
89. You prefer horror to comedies.
90. You adore Leo & Kate.
91. You think high-waisted pants look good.
92. You hate cheesy movies
93. You enjoy camping out.
94. Bugs don’t bother you.
95. You do well in school without trying.
96. You are extremely jealous of someone currently
97. You feel like you have changed a lot from 2010-2011.
98. You like energy drinks.
99. You like italics.
100. You know the entire script of Mean Girls.

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Stupid Questions that need to be answered!

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline " Psychic Wins Lottery "?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do " practice "?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, " Quit while you're ahead "?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

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YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
Total:19

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything
Total:16

Result: Girl

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Part One: EMO
You own at least 5 black shirts
You like skinny jeans
You’re listening to music right now
You have painted your fingernails black before
You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3/itunes
Like the color black
Dislike most girly girls
Have dyed your hair dark or want to
Sometimes like to be alone
Hate popular music
Keep hair in front of your face
Have given people evil stares
Don't get along with parents
Have been called emo
Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
Complain a lot
Owned a studded belt or want one
Listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Cuts

Part Two: JOCK
Own at least 5 jerseys
Have 10 or more trophies
Wear hair in ponytail, like, everyday
Love sports
Own 5 or more sweatpants
Don't wear makeup
Have/had played lacrosse
Play more than 2 sports now
Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
You play/ played Basketball on a team
You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
You play/ played soccer on a team
You play/played volleyball on a team
You run/ran track
You play/ played football on a team
Been called a jock
Have set a record
Are friends with your coach
Love watching sports
Can do 15 push ups without getting tired

Part Three: NERD
Wear your pants at your waist
In advanced classes
On Math team
Have all A’s
Like spending time with your parent(s)
Have been called a nerd
Are *annoyed* or bullied
LOVE to learn
Like your teachers
Watch history channel
Never go anywhere on the weekends
Have been called weird
Read a book a month
You read on your last spring break
Have your own website
Wear pocket protectors

Part Four: PREP
You own mostly Aeropostale
You like to shop at Forever 21
Karlotta rousse
Wet seal/Delia's
You do/have cheerleaded
You like rap/hip hop music
You like to go to parties
You enjoy yourself no matter what
You like the colors pink, yellow, green
For the most part, you're organized

I'm mainly? : Jock. That sucks!

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0% Girly
10% Good
20% Stupid
30% Cute
40% Cool
50% Funny
60% Nice
70% Bad
80% Tough
90% Me
100% Tomboy

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REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK

1. After sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking Niagra Falls.
2. You want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
3. You cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. You crave random crap that you don't have.
5. When someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a Wii remote down their throat.
6. When you lose at something, you scream " SCREW THIS CRAP! " and storm away.
7. You fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
8. You feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
9. You want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
10. NO white ( or khaki ) pants.
11. Remember that cute pair of undies you got? Ruined. For. Life.
12. Everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. When you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says " no " you want to scream in their face, and say " I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD, OKAY?!?!? ".
14. Boys are 10x more annoying.
15. Those stupid pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'happy' when they get their periods, make you annoyed as hell.
16. Chocolate and ice cream are your BFF's.
17. Those cramps you get and you feel like you're being punched in the stomach over 10 times.
18. When you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads...5 minutes later you check. Turns out you're not done at all.
19. You don't care about anything BUT food.
20. You wish you weren't a girl.

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Your age...
10 - I ate
11 - I humped
12 - I punched
13 - I danced with
14 - I partied with
15 - I jumped
16 - I kicked
17 - I popped
18 - I killed

Your favorite color...
Black - Justin Bieber
Red - Bella Swan
Pink - a zebra
Blue - my car
Purple - Rebecca Black
Green - Tinker Bell
Grey - a computer
White/Other - a loaf of bread

Your favorite food...
Pizza - because I can't dance.
Pringles - because I don't have a brain.
Burgers - BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!
Chocolate - because Jimmy protested.
Anchovies - because I am cool like that.
Eggplant - because my mommy told me to.
Spaghetti - because Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls was crying.
Chicken - because Charlie The Unicorn needed to make his snowman.

Result: I humped my car because Charlie the Unicorn needed to make his snowman. (Say wha now????)

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Things I am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts
1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are covered in bees.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.
4. 'I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name' is not a challenge.
5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch’s office is not appropriote.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write: I told you I was hardcore.
9. I will stop referring to showering as giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful.
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. 'Polishing my wand' in the common room is not.
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.
12. House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13. Staring a betting pool on the fate of this years DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
14. I will not start every potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. Liften Separatis Crotchum is not a real spell.
16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not after me Lucky Charms.
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as bookends.
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as bookends.
20. I will not call the DADA teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.
25. Tricking the school house elf into stripping does not mean they are now mine even if I yell Pwned!
26. I am not a sloth Animagus.
27. I am not a tribble Aimagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. The Ravenclaws are not mentals in training.
35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazghul is coincidental.
36. I will not change the password to the prefect’s bath to 'makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty'.
37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be adressed as Admiral Naismith.
39. Asking How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense? is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. 42 is not the answer to every question to the O.W.L.’s.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make Love Potion Number Nine.
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not teach the first-years to sing A Wizard’s Staff Has A Knob On The End.
49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.
52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.
53. I will not draw an H on Percy Weasley’s forehead.
54. My name is not Captain Subtext.
55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients and I will not resell their products as Veela Pheremones.
56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as a Big Black Sex Auror.
57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.
58. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
59. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.
60. I am no longer allowed to use the words 'pimp cane' in front of Draco Malfoy.
61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.
62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled Firewhiskey.
63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.
64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.
66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape’s personal postbox.
67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuff’s as 'cannon fodder'.
68. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
69. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.
72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout There can be only ONE!
73. I should not refer to DADA professors as 'canaries in the coal mine'.
74. I will not say the phrase Dude, get a life. to Lord Voldemort.
75. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
76. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts. And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as The Force.
78. Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is Headmaster not My Liege.
79. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.
80. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling It Does DEATH!!! may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.
83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
85. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying 'The library is closed for and indefinite time period' amusing in any sense.
86. I will not attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.
87. A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.
88. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.
89. I will not charm Hermione’s time turner to rotate every half-hour.
90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are 'Auror Training Videos'.
92. When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce These are not the droids you are looking for!
93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.
94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.
97. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts: A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
98. OMGWTF!!!!! is not a spell.
99. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.
102. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate spell on Dumbledore, even if it would be amusing.
103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixie Stix.
104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.
105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
106. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
107. I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
108. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
109. I will not douse Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible wearing it and standing near the fire in the common room.
110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic Transfiguration spell.
111. I will not yell Believe it...or not! after any of Dumbledore’s speeches.
112. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
113. My name is not The Dark Lord Happy-Pants and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
114. There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation.
115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.
116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
117. Voldemort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.
119. I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of Knights of the Round Table for the Christmas feast.
120. I will not call Professor McGonagallL: McGoogles.
121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
122. 'Draco Malfoy Takes it Up The Arse' is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.
125. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor.
126. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.
127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.
128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the Common Room.
130. It is not necessary for me to yell BAM! every time I Apparate.
131. I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways.
132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
133. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
134. I will not teach the first years to play The Penis Game in the Great Hall during dinner.
135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.
136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.
137. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
138. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
139. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.
140. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.
141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
142. 'To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys' is not an appropriote career choice.
143. I will not sing We’re Off To See The Wizard when sent to the Headmaster’s office.
144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
145. It is not necessary to yell Burn! everytime Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
146. Y’all check this-here shit out! is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell.
147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout: I have the power!
148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
149. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell Ni from various directions.
150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points.

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You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up trainers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

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Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu, SasuNaru RULES The World 4 EVA, AlvinSevilleIsHOT,captain chipmunk, BrittanySeville18, SimonetteFanGirl101

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98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot.
If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever listened to someone say something and you REALLY DO listen, word for word, and when their done you go, "What did you say?", copy and paste this to your profile

If you claim to have no life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with cartoons or cartoon people/animals, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate Racism, Copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

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A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the crap out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgmental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

So let's look at my name:

S: Cute

A: Hot

M: Makes dating fun

A: Hot

N: Can kick the crap out of you

T: A very good kisser

H: Easy to fall in love with

A: Hot

You know I'm hot when it's mentioned three times.

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Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other

Wink: Let's get it on

Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Spank on the Butt: That's mine

Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you


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25 Reasons I owe my mother.

1. My mother taught me to APPERCIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3.My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week."

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORSIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about,"

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mout and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about weather.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck."

11. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

" You'll sit there until all that spinich is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a millon times. Don't exaggerate."

13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me about RECIEVING.

" You are going to get it when we get home."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me MOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

" When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you."

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Abortions

-Month One-

Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.

-Month Two-

Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.

-Month Three-

You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.

-Month Four-

Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short andfine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms amd legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

-Month Five-

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

-Month Six-

I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!

-Month Seven-

Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?

Every abortion is just..

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If your against abortion repost this and tell his story.

PLEASE READ. If this doesn't touch you... wow.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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(.• (. ) .•.•) .•) (.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

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Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

.Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.

Woman: Really? Because I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: I'm sorry--I got lost in your beautiful eyes.

Woman: Then turn around and walk away.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Woman: It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name

Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman

Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me

Woman Ohhhhh, you’re so right, I want you to leave

Man: My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it.

Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you.

Man: Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat.

Woman: If it's meat your giving me it better you because your DEAD meat to me.

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Six Basic Truths in Life:
1 . You can't stick your tongue out and look at the ceiling at the same time, it's a physical impossibility, due to the tendons within your neck
2 . All idiots, after reading #1, will try it
3 . You'll discover that #1 is a lie
4 . You are smiling now because YOU are an idiot
5 . You soon will share this with other idiots
6 . There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about this, but I too, am an idiot, and I needed company

Jeanette: Do I ever cross your mind?

Simon: No.

Jeanette: Do you like me?

Simon: Not Really.

Jeanette: Do you want me?

Simon: No.

Jeanette: Would you cry if I left?

Simon: No.

Jeanette: Would you live for me?

Simon: No.

Jeanette: Would you do anything for me?

Simon: No.

Jeanette: Choose me, or your life

Simon: My life.

Jeanette walks away, holding back sobs, and Simon runs after her and says...

"The reason why you never crossed my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Jeanette: "I love you"

Simon: "I love you too"

Jeanette: "Prove it. Scream it to the world"

Simon leans forward and whispers in her ear "I love you"

Jeanette: "why'd you whisper it to me?"

Simon: "Because you are my world".

Copy and paste these into your profile if you are a true SIMONETTE FAN

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What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…

If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile.
Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.

7hank you so much for reading, and please try to complete the 'mission' I have given you. With just a minute of your time, you could save a writer…so please, do it.

Because, my readers…

Silence, is truly deafening…

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You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. (coughcoughFangcoughcough)

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
But sometimes,
the most beautiful
apples at the top of the
tree begin to think: perhaps
they are not as good as the others
and that is why no one wants to pick them.
So they fall, all the way to the ground, and hurt
themselves only because they feel...worthless. Unimportant.
And then, it is up to a kind-hearted man to simply reach down, and take the 'apple' from the ground
with a tender, caring hand. But alas, you must act fast; the perfection of that beautiful apple will not last forever,
lying there on the ground. You must find it, take it, care for it, before the worms of the ground can ruin it from the inside out.
And your reward: a beautiful, fresh 'apple', and the thought in mind that it was you who saved it from such a terrible demise.

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Head Over Heels

(for Alvin and Brittany)

Despite everything you've put me through, I'm head over heels in love with you.

Despite the trickery and the lies, I still see truth when I look in your eyes.

Despite the uncertainty and the hurt, I will try my best to make it work.

Despite your knack for being snide, I will always be by your side.

Despite your ways of breaking my heart, You and I shall never part.

Despite the fact all of the above is true, I'm head over heels in love with you.

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1.My cat, you're ANNOYING ME.

2.Grr! Stop wasting that ball of yarn!

3.My cat, your dog.

4.Later, in time, can we trade pets?

5.New thing: READING. My cat won't stop annoying me, so I can't read!!

6.Me. You. This... IT SUCKS.

Now take every third word from the sentences above(:

COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOU'RE BORED

xxx

RULES TO WRITING AN ALVINxBRITTANY FANFIC: (RULES I MADE! PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THEM! ;D)


1. You may never have either of them cheat on each other.

Good, because that won't happen

2. To spice it up, have one of them cheat on each other.

Once again, NO- Wait what?

3. Don't make Brittany be a slut & make her become pregnant or anything, there's so much fics like that.

Don't worry I'm not.

4. My manager hates Brittany. Make her pregnant so she can be in pain and make her look fat.

Damn you.

5. Alvin has to wear his cap.

Even if he's like, thirty?

6. Alvin can't wear red. I HATE RED.

B-B-But Alvin without red is like Turtles without shells!

7. At the end, Brittany and Alvin have to be married.

Oh, I can totally see my next fanfic! There both two, Alvin steals a ring, they get hitched, and the Brittany gets pregnant. At two.

8. They have to name their son: Chives and their daughter: Alfreda. THEY MUST HAVE ONE SON AND ONE DAUGHTER.

Too late

9. I like turtles.

Congratulations

10. There has to be a fight scene between Alvin and Brittany.

Ouch...

12. I SKIPPED 11! HAHA!

I don't care

13. If you copy and paste these rules I will shoot you. Wait, I'm out of bullets. BE GLAD, YOUNG PENGUIN. BE GLAD.

I am glad. Wanna know why? CUZ IM A FRIKIN PENGUIN!

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1.My cat, you're ANNOYING ME.

2.Grr! Stop wasting that ball of yarn!

3.My cat, your dog.

4.Later, in time, can we trade pets?

5.New thing: READING. My cat won't stop annoying me, so I can't read!!

6.Me. You. This... IT SUCKS.

Now take every third word from the sentences above(:

COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOU'RE BORED

xxx

1.My cat, you're ANNOYING ME.

2.Grr! Stop wasting that ball of yarn!

3.My cat, your dog.

4.Later, in time, can we trade pets?

5.New thing: READING. My cat won't stop annoying me, so I can't read!!

6.Me. You. This... IT SUCKS.

Now take every third word from the sentences above(:

COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOU'RE BORED

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OMG! I looked up Jason Lee, because he's a really good actor, and you'll never believe it! There was a picture of him sticking his middle finger up! Did you hear that glass break? It was my childhood.

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You know that man you teased for being fat? He has an eating disorder.

You see that pregnant teenager you pushed down? She was raped.

You know that boy you beat up? He has enough abuse at home.

You see that little girl you made fun of for walking into a pole? She's blind.

If you're against bullying, copy and paste this.

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Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she... went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called A student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, Every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, A man who wasn't there. 'Where's her daddy at?' She heard a boy call out. 'She probably doesn't have one,' Another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, She heard a daddy say, 'Looks like another deadbeat dad, Too busy to waste his day.' The words did not offend her, As she smiled up at her Mom. And looked back at her teacher, Who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, Slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, Came words incredibly unique. 'My Daddy couldn't be here, Because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, Since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, And how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories He taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, And taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, And ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. 'Cause my daddy's al ways with me, Even though we are apart I know because he told me, He'll forever be in my heart' With that, her little hand reached up, And lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, Beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere here in the crowd of dads, Her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, Who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love Of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, Doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, Staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, But its message clear and loud. 'I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, But heaven's just too far. You see he is a Brittish soldier And died just this past year When a roadside bomb hit his convoy And taught Britians to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away.' And then she closed her eyes, And saw him there that day. And to her mothers amazement, She witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, All starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, Who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, They saw him at her side. 'I know you're with me Daddy,' To the silence she called out. And what happened next made believers, Of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, For each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, Was a fragrant long-stemmed rose. And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, By the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, That heaven is never too far. Send this to the people you'll never forget and Remember to send it also to the person that sent It to you. It's a short message to let them know That you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgotten your friends. Take the time...to live and love. Until eternity..GOD BLESS

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No one appreciates my singing. When I sing, people either tell me that I'm drawing unneccesary attention to myself or that I'm being annoying. If you would like to know someone who doesn't care how much you sing, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: musiclover209 AnimeBook12 JuliIsMe, SimonetteFanGirl101

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

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COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!

I'm throwing a party, there will be a DJ... everyone is invited!

So everyone come, but first read the rest of this bulletin.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever!

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guests: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring: DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

...Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98% of Teens Won't Stand Up For GOD...

Repost this if you're one of the 2% who will...

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

Repost as Come to My Party!

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When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Things I am not allowed to do in titans tower

I am not allowed to jump out at robin ad yell "SLADE!" at inappropriate times.

I am not allowed to bring fix-it home with me and insist that "he just needs a friend"

Telling Beastboy that "I'm making green chicken soup" in my 'mass murderer voice' is not a good idea

I am not allowed to bring Control freak home with me and insist that "He just needs a life" then continue to persuade the team to loan him theirs.

Do not tell raven "Daddy's pissed now"

I am not allowed to bring Cheshire home and insist "she's just a deadly must ninja"

Screaming at Beastboy "how do you think the poor vegetables feel?" whenever he begins to eat his meal is not nesecary.

I am not allowed to bring Adonis home and insist "He just wants raven" Due to the fact; Beastboy may try and kill him.

I should not give Starfire a book on 'the birds and the bee's' then give her an allotment.

I am not allowed to bring atlas home and insist that "He just wants to pound Cyborg, after that he'll leave the rest of alone.

Telling Cyborg that his car is "amazing for crashing into walls. It took me ten goes to completely crush it" makes him cry.

It also gives you horrible burns when bumble bee finds out

I am not allowed to bring mad mod home with me and insist that "He's just homesick"

Yelling "To the bat mobile robin" every time the alarms go off is not funny.

Batman doesn't think so either

I am not allowed to bring cinderblock home and insist "he's just stupid"

Convincing Kid Flash that the cement is not wet isn't funny.

Not when jinx finds you anyways.

But It is funny at the time, I assure you.

I am not allowed to bring plasmas home and insist "He's sleeping now – oh wait- no he's just a slimy mutant."

I am not allowed to tell mas y menos Kid Flash is faster than them after feeding them a giant tub of sugar.

I am not allowed to bring Terra home. No reason we just don't like her.

Sneaking into Ravens room and having an extensive discussion with raven's happy about, the benefits of pink is unethical

I am not allowed to bring brother blood home and insist "He just wants to teach"

I am not allowed to lock Beastboy and Raven in a closet together and bet on who will come out alive

I am not allowed to lock Starfire and robin in a closet together and then ask Cyborg to go get something from that closet.

I am not allowed to lock Robin and Raven in a closet together and bet on who will break the door down first, Beastboy or Starfire

I am not allowed to bring slade home and insist "He's just upset over the loss of his eye and the divorce that caused it"

Replacing the water in Aqualad's pool with soda makes for a bad time when you next go to the beach.

I am not allowed to bring Ding Dong Daddy home and insist "He's just from the 80's"

Stealing Bumblebee's stingers and replace them with kite handles still makes for a pain filled experience

Stop Bringing Adonis home as Beastboy is close to killing you as well.

Replacing Speedy's outfit with Robins confuses citizens.

I am not allowed to bring Madame Rouge home and insist "Everyone just discriminates against her because her accent sounds evil"

I am not allowed to say "Mornin' guvna fancy a cuppa tea" Every time I see Argent

The brain does not just want someone to play chess with; he would like to take over the world. I shouldn't bring him to the tower.

feeding silky zorka berries, and when he explodes feeding him the remains, then insisting that I am 'Recycling' is not smart, as when the substance hardens and you call for help, people tend to remember all the bad things you did.

I am not allowed to bring Allah home and insist "Beastboy would get along with him" because I tuirns out they don't find it funny.

I am not allowed to yell "He's burning" and chuck my water on hotspot every time, he goes to attack someone.

Yelling "Flame on" isn't acceptable either

I am not allowed to bring any villains home. The titans don't like it.

I am not allowed to run into the battle scene and yell "oc's assemble!"

I am not allowed to lock down all titans towers and scream "THE SKY IS FALLING" through the communicators, thunder and lightning will take this seriously

Laughing and pointing because robin and Cyborg cant fly is 'discrimination'

I shouldn't make innuendos about playboy bunnies when Mumbo Jumbo and Raven are around.

I am not allowed to tell Cyborg that it is in fact racist to call Beastboy 'green bean'

I am not allowed to draw two red eye's on Ravens face while she's asleep.

I am not allowed to tell everyone that I can communicate with wildebeest, grunt, nod my head and then inform everyone that Wildebeest has decided to elect me for 'awesome-mazing fabu-rific oh mighty world ruler'

I am not allowed to say that 'Spanish is a dying language 'while mas and menos are around.

I am not allowed to say proclaim myself a doctor then tell Robin he is ' preggerz with the baby of slade. Sladin Forever!" Robin does not find it amusing.

Neither does Starfire

Telling Following Robin around and humming 'Kung fu fighting' is not as encouraging as you might think.

And no 'eye of the tiger either'

Just stop following Robin around and humming.

And the rest of the team.

Citizens are not acceptable either Especially when you hum 'U.G.L.Y'

But it is fine to do this to slade.

Villain's don't appreciate it when you tell them 'get a life noob, I've dealt with worse' when they tell you about their plans

Neither does Robin

Asking Slade if things are 'heating up' with Trigon is suicide.

Trigon does not find it funny when you throw rubber chickens at him.

Splashing Raven with Holy water does nothing, just considerably shortens your life span.

When running away from Raven I am not allowed to hide in Beastboy's room under his never ending pile of … stuff *shudder* you may suffocate from the smell and you will not be found until years later.

When running from Raven be sure not to hide in Starfire room in the dark ,all the cuddly toys are creepy.

Selling Kole of £5,00000,0000,0,0000,0 is not only insulting to Kole, but also apparently ripping you off as she is worth quite a bit more.

Messing things up in a store apparently make no difference to Control freak. Keep in mind names can be misleading.

Same thing goes for Allah

Making fun of spandex in front of superhero's is a big no-no

Stealing Robins hair gel is a crime worthy of ten hours extra training- everyday.

Next time you invite Plasmas to the tower, be aware that Starfire will not be best pleased when him and sliky elope.

Telling robin that 'you're just batman's bitch' does not go down well.

Putting the penguin in the zoo, puts you on more than one hit list.

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It's sad when people you know, become people you knew... When you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk for hours, and now...you can barely even look at them,she's so scared to get close to anyone because everyone who said they'd never leave... left.

Never be afraid to try new things. After all, an amatuer built the arc, but professionals built the titanic!

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46 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan:

1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.

2) Crowd their in box with Harry Potter related emails, make the subject misleading.

3) Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their b-day and demand they cherish it 4-ever.

4) Pretend you can do magic.

5) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter.

6) If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner.

7) Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses.

8) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light.

9) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly.

10) Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look.

11) Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly.

12) Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

13) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

14) Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you.

15) Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long.

16) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi.

17) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.

18) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

19) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

20) Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

21) Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these muggles come up with!"

22) Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll.

23) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album.

24) Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K.

25) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across.

26) Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27) Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29) Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Canons."

30) Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door.

31) Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like harry potter.

32) Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

33) Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish.

34) If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

35) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!"

36) Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color.

37) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house.

38) While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

39) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move.

40) When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes.

41) Refer to random people as "You-Know-Who."

42) Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around.

43) Ask them to help you stuy for your O.W.L.'S

44) Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement.

45) Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

46) Tell them that You-Know-Who was defeated today. When they ask who's you-know-who pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is.

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For all the girls who...

...have fallen and have yet to get back up.
...are broken and can't find the glue.
...have aching fingers.
...are finding it harder and harder to hold on.
...are afraid of heights.
...are expert mountain climbers.
...have no one waiting to catch them.

For all the girls still waiting on their prince, you are beautiful.

She’s banged up, mentally and emotionally. Literally and metaphorically. But every day she walks out the door with a smile on her face because that’s just who she is.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with book characters, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. I am that girl.

I'm someone people like to talk to. I'm not popular nor unpopular. I have some friends. Reading is what i do best. It is my passion. When i come home i read, during school i read and walking down the street i read.When i read a book i am caught up on it for a long period of time. I have to read it again. I wish am in the book. I'm different and I like it. I like who i am and don't judge myself to harshly. I am the kind of girl who doesnt need a guy to complete her. I am the kind of girl who talks to herself when there is no one else to talk to. I am the kind of girl who would rather read than do athletics.

I am that girl,

The one who likes book more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this

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Your a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

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My name is Chris
I am 3
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
Im so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words
He says its my fault

He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
Hes already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
My name is Chris
I am 3
Tonight my daddy murdered me.

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(.• (. ) .•.•) .•) (.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

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You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. (coughcoughFangcoughcough)

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing

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1.) Because he's smart.

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6.) Because nerds are always right.

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5 Things To Do If You Are Rudely Awoken:

1. Curse and yell, Someone is going f*cking get it!!

2. Scream, "Your Dead!"

3. Break your alarm clock and yell “Stupid clock shut the fuck up!!!”

4. Throw Something at the person and say “Leave me the hell ALONE!!!”

5. Shout, "Damn sun!"

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LOVE STORY:

Boy: Hey, hon!
Girl: Hey.
Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren’t you there?
Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
Boy: Oh really? Why?
Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that’s all.
Boy: Oh.
Girl: So what did we do in math today?
Boy: You didn’t miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.
Girl: Ok, good.
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Hey, I have a question…
Boy: Ok, ask away.
Girl: ….how much do you love me?
Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.
Girl: Yeah…
Boy: Why did you ask?
Girl: …silence
Boy: Is something wrong?
Girl: No. Nothing at all.
Girl: …how much do you care about me?
Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
Girl: You would?
Boy: Yeah of course I would. sounding worried
Girl: No, everything’s fine…
Boy: Are you sure?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Okay…I hope so.
Girl: ……….would you die for me?
Boy: I would take a bullet for you anyday, hun.
Girl: Really?
Boy: Anyday. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?
Girl: No, I’m fine. You’re fine. We’re fine. Everyone and everything is fine.
Boy: ……okay.
Girl: ….well, I have to go. I’ll see you tomorrow at school.
Boy: Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU!
Girl: Yeah…I love you, too. Bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
Friend: No.
Boy: Oh.
Friend: She wasn’t here yesterday, either.
Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
Boy: Yeah, but not her.
Friend: I don’t know what else to say, man.
Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to english. I’ll see ya after school.
Friend: Yeah I gotta get to science. Later.
THAT NIGHT:
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Girl: Hello?
Boy: Hey.
Girl: Oh, hi.
Boy: Why weren’t you at school today?
Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.
Boy: Are you sick?
Girl: ……..um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.
Boy: I’ll wait.
Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
Boy: Alright…………I love you.
very long pause
Girl: (with a tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up.
Boy: What!?
Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
Boy: Why??
Girl: I love you.
-click-
THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
Boy: Hey dude.
Friend: Hey.
Boy: What’s up?
Friend: Nothing. Hey…have you talked to your ex lately?
Boy: No.
Friend: So you didn’t hear?
Boy: Hear what?
Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…
Boy: dude, what the hell just tell me!
Friend: Uh….call this number…433-555-3468
Boy: Ok…
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Beckham.
Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
Voice: What is their name, sir?
(boy gives info)
Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
Boy: Really? Why? What happened??? How is she???
Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
Boy: WHAT HAPPENED!?!?
Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.
Boy: WAIT! NO!
-dial tone-
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
Boy: Oh my God, are u okay??
Girl: ………
Boy: Sweetie!! Talk to me!!
Girl: I…
Boy: You what?? YOU WHAT???
Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.
Boy: breaks into tears
Girl: They’re taking me off tonight.
Boy: Why??
Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .
Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?
Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
Boy: You could never hurt me.
Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt about me the same as I felt about you.
Boy: ?
Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
Boy: (crying)
Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll always be here with you
Boy: Then why did you break up with me?
Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over.
The boy leaves and later that night the girl is taken off of life support and dies, but what the boy didn’t know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time. She only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks left to live and thought that it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
NEXT DAY
The boy is found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other.
THE NOTE SAID:
“I told her that I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.”

0x0x0x

Just flat random quotes

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

The early bird catches the worm; on the other hand, the early worm gets eaten.

Having the love of your life break up with you and say, "We can still be friends," is like having your dog die, and your mom saying that we could still keep it.

I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

I'm not different, I'm weird!

'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

You’re a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.

If you can't convince them, confuse them

My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.

I know who I am... your approval is not needed.

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

My doctor said I should quit smoking, that it was easy and he'd done it ten times.

Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I'm multi-talented; I can talk and piss you off at the same time

I didn't invent sarcasm, but I perfected it

I don't have issues; I just have problems that make me want to punch people.

When your teacher tells you to solve a problem on the board, go up there and start writing her life story.

A wise man once said: "I don't know, go ask a woman."

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Smile. It scares people.

What does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast!

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.

Every day I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me. One is green, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife!!!

Yeah, I'm crazy, it runs in the family, what's your excuse

When I was younger I dressed up as a nun and went bar hoping.

You know there’s something wrong with you when your imaginary friends stop playing with you

I don't see plays cause I can nap at home for free

Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!

I'm not crazy; I've just been in a very bad mood my whole life!

There is no such thing as natural beauty.

Don't try to get on my good side, I no longer have one!

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people

There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away

It is not enough to succeed; others must fail

You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes I just don't show up.

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity

A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water

If you laugh I will laugh If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh harder

If it starts actually raining cats and dogs, don't go outside

I have a pocket comb-but then, who wants to comb pockets?

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come

Everyone wanted him to run for Congress. They figured it was the best way to get him out of town

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

It is amazing how nice people are to you when they know you are going away

A team effort is a lot of people doing what you say

Saying guns kill people is like blaming spelling mistakes on your pencil

Is there an afterlife? Of course! People live after your life

Come on you guys! I'm not THAT obsessed with cartoons!" (have drawings, posters, and a shirt with 'I LOVE CARTOONS!' on it)

Did you know there are three kinds of stupid? There’s ignorant, mentally retarded, and then there's you

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed

I hate people who go under the speed limit, if your going to break the law you might as well speed.

My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it

Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!

Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it, in which case I did it brilliantly

Bleach and latex gloves: $10... Plastic wrap, trash bags and duct tape: $ 20...Chainsaw: $200
The Horrified look on the cashiers face: PRICELESS!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

I want to build a life size Whack-a-Mole game, and choose 9 lucky people to put in it

Don't ever tell someone you're FINE - it stands for Frustrated, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional

I think some people should come with warning labels

A friend would help you up when you trip and fall. A best friend would laugh, trip you again, then laugh some more!(:

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

I couldn't ask for better friends. I could ask for normal friends, but where's the fun in that?!

I am so talented I can fall up the stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by a parked car. Aren't I just amazing? :)

If you’re going to get accused of it, you might as well just do it!

Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say 'YOU'RE IT!!' and then run away

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear

My Mom's so out of date, she still thinks that LOL means "Lots of love" so she texted me the other day and said "Sorry your grandma died, LOL"

I don't have a license to kill ... I have a learners permit!

He handed her 11 red roses and one fake rose, and said "I will love you until the last rose dies"

Of all the things I’ve lost… I miss my mind the most

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Whoever said that words don’t hurt never got hit by a dictionary

I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen

Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!

Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me

I'd have a longer attention span if so many things weren't...OH! LOOK! SHIINNNY-SQUIRREL!

A best friend rides in your car no matter how many times you nearly kill them

Boys are like slinkies: stupid, but fun to watch fall down stairs

When every little girl in kindergarten wanted to be a princess, I wanted to be a vampire

Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong button, you'll be disconnected

Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional

What you're looking for is always in the last place you look..." Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!"

If a turtle is missing its shell is it homeless or naked?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

The less you know, the less you fear, and that means I'm not scared of anything!

Life is like a movie: If you're sad, that's drama. If you're afraid, there's suspense. If you're angry, here's your action. When you look in the mirror, you got horror. Now you're smiling, that's comedy

Although fire dwells within my soul, it cannot melt the ice throughout my heart

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird

I never got my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks to live with the Quillites

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else

You know your stressed out when you can hear mimes

The voices and I took a vote, and your insane

(On a T-Shirt) Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?

A conclusion is what you reach when you get tired of thinking

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Normal people worry me.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

My friend text-ed me asking "what does 'idk' mean?" so I said "I don't know" and she said "omg! NO one knows!"

I'm that type of girl who walks into chairs and says sorry

I hated going to weddings cause old people would nudge me and say 'You next!'...That stopped when I started saying the same thing to them at FUNERALS

It's not that I'm not a 'people person’; it's that I'm not a 'stupid people person'

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

"If all your friends were jumping off a cliff would you jump off too?" -- "If it meant that I would never hear that stupid cliché again I would be first in line."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

It's okay to talk to inanimate objects, it’s when they talk back that you should be worried

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out, yeah like that, stop it

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck

Common sense ain't all that common

Don't out smart your common sense

XoXoXo

Conversation I heard in class: Girl: Retardo is not a word

Boy: It is in the red neck dictionary. Go look it up.

Actual Headline: Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way; wisdom is looking both directions anyway

The secret to creativity knows how to hide your sources

Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay...so if you keep reading, you'll go broke

Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.

Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?

Actual Headline: Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

What the hell do you mean my birth certificate expired?

Nothing is illegal until you get caught.

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

There is a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray that it isn't a train.

Seen on a Church Bulletin: "Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help."

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs

Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.

Actual Headline: Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better

If money doesn't make us happy, then what does it do?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

If ours is a man made world, why can't we remake it?

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from many.

"When I was young I used to think that wealth and power would bring me happiness. I was right."

Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.

I never pirated it...it was donated. by the file fairy. I put a blank CD under my pillow at night..

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.

My rules apply only to other people, not myself.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers.

In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

No one is perfect, but some of us are closer than others.

I pledge allegiance to the internet and to the principle of end-to-end connectivity for which it stands. One network, under construction, with liberty and access for all.

Actual Headline: Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation

It's not what you say in your argument, it's how loud you say it.

Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground.

When Puerto Rico joins the union, where will they put the 51st star?

Late to bed and early to rise gives a hacker blood-shot eyes.

Anytime things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

A penny saved is a penny taxed.

I know my biology; it's your biology I don't know.

"My dad wants to show he's not mad by taking you out hunting with him"

All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by the government in less than a second.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Life would be much simpler and things would get done much faster if it weren't for other people

The worst part of having success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

USA PATRIOT = Useless State-sponsored Action Purporting to Attack Terror while Really Initiating an Oligarchic Takeover

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking on the form of a readiness to die.

Laws are like bones; they're made to be broken.

It's better to be looked over, than overlooked

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

Outside a farm: Horse manure, pre-packed bags, $10. Or, do-it-yourself, $1.

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

The only way to get rid of corruption in high places is to get rid of high places.

How to get out of a speeding ticket: Always carry a cooler with a big red cross on it - 'Officer, I MUST get to the hospital'

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you should be.

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

XoXoxO

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

Draw their swords and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see,

So they chose a dummy for the referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout "Hooray!"

A paralyzed donkey passing by,

Kicked the blind man in the eye.

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And ran to save the two dead boys.

And if you don't believe it's true,

Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

In Honor of Stupid People

XoXoXo

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

XoXoXo

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up you!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

(You know it's unchristian, but it sure as hell is funny!)

XoXoXo

For my BFFs:

You are always there for me, we fight, we make-up, then we swear we will never be friends again.
But we always know we can't stay mad at eachother, we will always be friends.
But as we grow-up, we've grown apart, we haven't fought, so we can't make up, and we didn't swear we will never be friends again.
I've learn it's because we've gained different interests, but then I always get that email with a quiz about you only for me.
And it asks if we will always be best friends, and I say yes.
You're my best friends and nothing will ever change that, it may seem we are growing apart, it is just that we're growing up. I love you!

If you love your BFFs copy and paste this to your profile, but this was written by AluvsB! Remember that!

XoXoXo

What does your favorite color mean?Copy and paste this onto your profile to pass it Along!:

White: Symbolic of purity, innocence and naivete, white has strong connotations of youth and purity. If you are an older person, your preference for white could indicate a desire for perfection and impossible ideals, maybe an attempt to recapture lost youth and freshness. It may also symbolize a desire for simplicity or the simple life.

Red: The color of strength, health, and vitality, Red is often the color chosen by someone outgoing, aggressive, vigorous and impulsive—or someone who would like to be! It goes with an ambitious nature but those who choose it can be abrupt at times, determined to get all they can out of life, quick to judge people and take sides. Red people are usually optimistic and can’t stand monotony; they are rather restless and not at all introspective, so they may be unaware of their own shortcomings. They find it hard to be objective and may blame others for any mishaps. Quiet people with a preference for red may feel the need for the warmth, strength and life-giving qualities of the color, or they blanket their true feelings under a sober exterior. Red is usually chosen by people with open and uncomplicated natures, with a zest for life.

Maroon: Harsh experience has probably matured the Maroon person into someone likable and generous. It is often a favorite color of someone who has been battered by life but has come through. It indicates a well-disciplined Red personality—one who has had difficult experiences and has not come through unmarked but who has grown and matured in the process.

Pink: This color embodies the gentler qualities of Red, symbolizing love and affection without passion. Women who prefer Pink tend to be maternal. Pink desires protection, special treatment and a sheltered life. Pink people require affection and like to feel loved and secure, perhaps wanting to appear delicate and fragile. Pink people tend to be charming and gentle, if a trifle indefinite.

Orange: This color of luxury and pleasure appeals to the flamboyant and fun-loving person who likes a lively social round. Orange people may be inclined to dramatize a bit, and people notice them, but they are generally good-natured and popular. They can be a little fickle and vacillating, but on the whole they try hard to be agreeable. Orange is the color of youth, strength, fearlessness, curiosity and restlessness.

Yellow: The color of happiness, wisdom and imagination, Yellow is chosen by the mentally adventurous, searching for novelty and self-fulfillment. Yellow usually goes with a sunny and shrewd personality, with a good buisness head and a strong sense of humor. It is the color of intellectuality and all things to do with the mind. Yellow folks are usually clear and precise thinkers who have a good opinion of their own mental capacities and who have lofty ideals. They may at times tend to shun responsibility, preferring freedom of thought and action.(Is that describing yellow or are you just copying my personality?:D)

Green: The color of harmony and balance, Green symbolizes hope, renewal and peace, and is usually liked by the gentle and sincere. Greens are generally frank, community-minded people, fairly sociable but preferring peace at any price. Green people can be too self-effacing, modest and patient, so they may get exploited by others. They are usually refined, civilized and reputable.

Blue: Soft, soothing, compassionate and caring, Blue is the color of deliberation and introspection, conservatism and duty. Patient, persevering, conscientious, sensitive and self-controlled, Blues like to be admired for their steady character and wisdom. They are faithful, but are often worriers with somewhat inflexible beliefs and can be too cautious, and suspicious of flamboyant behavior.

Blue-Green: Exacting, discriminating, poised and attractive, the Blue-Green person tends to be sensitive, intellectual and refined, persevering and stable if rather detached. Blue-Greens have excellent taste, and are usually courteous and charming, capable but often refusing help or guidance.

Turquoise: Complex, imaginative and original, Turquoise people drive themselves hard and may be in a state of turmoil under their outwardly cool exterior.

Lavender: This is often chosen by a person who lives “on a higher plane,” who never notices anything sordid and who is always impeccably and beautifully dressed. Lavender people may be on a continual quest for culture and the refined things of life, high and noble causes but without the necessity of getting their hands dirty. A Lavender person is usually creative, charming, witty and civilized.

Purple: Purples are highly individual, fastidious, witty and sensitive, with a strong desire to be unique and different. Temperamental, expansive and artistic, a Purple person may become aloof and sarcastic when misunderstood. If you chose Purple, you tend to be unconventional, tolerant and dignified, likely to achieve positions of authority.

Brown: A Brown person has stamina and patience, tending to be very solid and substantial, conscientious, dependable, steady and conservative. Browns are not impulsive, and may be inarticulate and tactless but they love responsibility and are reliable and kindly. If you chose Brown, watch out for a tendency to be obstinate and inflexible.

Gray: The color of caution and compromise, diligent Grays search for composure and peace and often work hard without reward. Older Grays like life to run on an even keel with few ups and downs. Young Grays may be withdrawing from life and suppressing their personalities. Grays often have good business ability and tend to work too much.

Black: Dignified and impressive without being showy, Black people want to give the appearance of mystery, but their preference may also indicate a suppression of desires and worldly aims, suggesting hidden depths and inner longings.

XoXoXo

1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.
2) Crowd their in box with Harry Potter related emails, make the subject misleading.
3) Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their b-day and demand they cherish it 4-ever.
4) Pretend you can do magic.
5) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter.
6) If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner.
7) Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses.
8) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light.
9) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly.
10) Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look.
11) Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly.
12) Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.
13) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.
14) Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you.
15) Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long.
16) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi.
17) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.
18) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.
19) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.
20) Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.
21) Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these muggles come up with!"
22) Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll.
23) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album.
24) Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K.
25) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across.
26) Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.
27) Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.
28) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.
29) Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Canons."
30) Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door.
31) Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like harry potter.
32) Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.
33) Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish.
34) If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."
35) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!"
36) Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color.
37) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house.
38) While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.
39) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move.
40) When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes.
41) Refer to random people as "You-Know-Who."
42) Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around.
43) Ask them to help you stuy for your O.W.L.'S
44) Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement.
45) Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"
46) Tell them that "You-Know-Who" was defeated today. When they ask who's "you-know-who" pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is

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A Day in the Life: Drarry Oneshots by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 163 - Words: 173,099 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
I'll Walk You Home by Justthisguyyouknow reviews
The War is over and Toph decides it's time to go home. Sokka being a gentleman offers to walk her there, across the entire Earth Kingdom. Angst and Action ensues. TophxSokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 455,456 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sokka, Toph
Love in Shades of Green and Gray by LamontCranston1066 reviews
This story is about the developing relationship between Beast Boy and Raven. Told chiefly from Raven's point of view, it will also address her relationships with the other members of her team, as Raven strives to grow beyond her heritage and become a fully rounded human being. Not all chapters will be suitable for minors. Rated M for adult themes and some graphic violence.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 307,720 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Her Guilty Pleasure by TheForceIsStrongWithThisOne reviews
Raven has a secret hobby that no one can know about, especially not Beast Boy. Chapter 4 has been added! NOTE: Major changes made to chapter 4.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,592 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Raven - Complete
Phineas and Ferb: Take Two! by AnimationNut reviews
Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes of Phineas and Ferb? Well, now you can find out. And believe me, some weird and crazy stuff goes on with that crew. Now up, moments from: Father's Day.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 65,451 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Candace, Phineas, Ferb
Firecracker by AlphaBetaSoup reviews
"I heard his name is Phineas Flynn. I'd rather call him Firecracker" / Forced into a new town, one very shy girl finds her voice through writing to herself, her teacher, and a boy she's very well fallen in love with / AU / BETA
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,131 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 4/22/2012 - [Isabella, Phineas]
My Idiot by TheForceIsStrongWithThisOne reviews
The Titans have an encounter with Warp and have unexpected experience. BBae, RobStar and CyBee. One shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Teenage Drama by StephXanatos reviews
**Chapter 41 is FINALLY online** Will Brittany tell anyone of her ordeal? What's gotten Alex in a mood? And how long until Bruno's birthday! **18 year old Munks and friends - who knows what drama they'll get in to? AXB SXJ TXE Steph and Alex OCs and Bruno - DJ Marvin's OC used with permission**
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 269,948 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
A Blog Worth Following by Lightning-Shaped-Scars reviews
The Internet is introduced to Hogwarts and Harry discovers Tumblr. A certain Slytherin stumbles across Harry's blog and discovers that the Boy-Who-Lived isn't who Draco thought he was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,591 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Big City White Boys by scorpiaux reviews
What if he wasn't the first guy she met? What if she wasn't fourteen, but twenty? And what if she was already taken? He's the new kid on the block and his biggest fear isn't facing the Fire Lord. College AU, Kataang, Zutara, Tokka, Multi-Chaptered.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,435 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Katara, Aang
The Avatar's Love by RainAndRoses reviews
(3 years post-series) After a terrible fight with Katara, Aang flies off and doesn't return... for 5 years. At last, driven by love, regret, and a message from a mysterious stranger, Katara sets out on a journey to save him that will take her to the Spirit World and back. Meanwhile, Azula has escaped prison, bent on revenge. KATAANG! (w/some Zutara). Mild violence, language, & sex.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 49 - Words: 459,931 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Katara, Aang
And Her White Cloak Faded by Gothica13 reviews
Raven has changed a lot through the years, despite her upbringing and past, however Beast Boy wants not only her heart but her body as well. Can this virgin girl learn to live with herself if she brings a baby with Trigon's evil into this world? Lemons
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 312,631 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven
Feral Heart by MetalMunk reviews
He's stolen, killed, cheated, and lied. He's the worst criminal at the moment and he's never, ever been seen. She's a new spy with a new team, can they stop this murderer and give all the heart's he's stolen back? Or will he end up stealing something more? And just why is he stealing hearts? What's his purpose? Read to find out!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,816 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Staying by MissSteph22 reviews
After a whirlwind adventure to Australia and back, the Chipmunks and Chipettes have finally settled into the new chapter of their lives. But, while everything seems to be going perfectly, what if the tides turn and they find history repeating itself? Sequel to "Leaving". Cartoon-verse. Normal pairings. Mild violence and suggestive themes occasionally.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,405 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Complete
Flowers Will Grow by CrypticMoonFang reviews
Shows Danny and Sam's future, and I doubt you'll be disappointed. No flames please.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 163,552 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Sam M., Danny F.
You're Still Just a Kid! by guitar-goddess16 reviews
What if Aang was sixteen instead of twelve? Could that much possibly change? With his older age, war, violence and romances escalate and fourteen year old Katara is stuck in the middle with him. Season One complete and Season Two now underway: Aang struggles to juggle three elements and a jealous love. Kataang. Other couples vary throughout series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,718 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Aang, Sokka, Katara
A Rose in Winter by KittyPimms reviews
On one cold winter's eve, two broken souls meet through unfortunate circumstances. Erik must learn compassion, while Christine must overcome the fear the streets of Paris have instilled within her. E/C, Leroux.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 201,693 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [Erik, Christine] - Complete
Memorable Minutiae by S. E. Mercury reviews
Life is not made up of big moments, but of small but beautiful ones. These are the Memorable Minutiae. A collection of Phineas and Isabella flash-fics.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Phineas, Isabella
Fire's Catching by gothic goddess 14 reviews
So it will come to be that twelve heroes and twelve villains from Jump City will be forced into combat to battle it out to the death. One lone victor may survive, the rest shall not leave this game alive. RobStar, BBRae The Hunger Games...Titans style
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 95,334 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven
Falling In Love At A Coffee Shop by Call-Me-Crazy.Cuz I Am reviews
He is Garfield Mark Logan. She is simply Rachel. She is a community college student working three jobs and getting harassed by a jock. He is a handsome and wealthy man, trying to keep his inner animal chained. She dreams of flying away from her life. He wishes for a reason. When they meet, their worlds are changed. But neither is quite sure... if this change is a good or bad thing.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,241 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven
And She's Crazy by raspberryseedz reviews
*Now with 55% more cross-dressing.* Bugs still wasn't sure how exactly it happened, but in the span of about two seconds he had gone from "Lola's not my girlfriend. And she's crazy." to "Lola's crazy. And also she's my girlfriend." In-between scenes from The Looney Tunes Show about Bugs/Lola's wacky, dysfunctional courtship.
Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,578 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bugs Bunny, Lola Bunny
Potterella by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry's friends want him to find true love. But when a spell that promises happy endings goes out of control, fairy tales come to life and Draco becomes Harry's Prince Not-So-Charming. Contains mature language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,148 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Listen! by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Draco is quite certain that he's heard something strange outside. Harry just really wishes he hadn't offered to share a tent with the Slytherin prat in the first place. Hogwarts AU. This is my version of H/D sharing-a-tiny-tent cliche. (I'm cool).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Thing Leads to Another by katergator reviews
One thing leads to another when Starfire and Raven attend a lingerie party and Robin gets a surprise view of Starfire's new undergarment. StarxRob and RaexBB full summary inside
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 311,689 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Smells Like Teen Spirit by jazzybizzle reviews
Multiple pairings, one story. Beast Boy and Robin want nothing more than to be with their dream girls. When the Titans are invited to a ball, will romance blossom? Not only that, but at the ball, Speedy meets a mysterious girl named Jade-and he wants to know more about her. RobStar, BBRae, CyBee, Flinx, CheshRoy, AquaTerra, and Jerikole pairings. COMPLETE!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,374 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Woman Scorned by AndHerNameWasAnastasia reviews
Starfire ditched the Titans after they treat her particularly badly. Batman takes her in, and swears he will never tell her secret. Imagine her surprise when Robin and the Titans (plus the girl who ruined it all) show up on the Wayne Mansion doorstep. Will they ever figure out that their smiling, giggling Starfire is the spitfire Kori Anders? T for Titans
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,028 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Complete
Endless Love by jyvonne13 reviews
Just a collection of Fairly Odd Parents short stories and drabbles.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,238 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Cosmo, Wanda
My Veela Boyfriend by StrawberryGirl87 reviews
The battle is over, Voldemort is gone. Harry is struggling to find a place for himself in the world now that his duty is done. Draco wants to offer him just that but Harry is resistant, wanting to find himself before he can give himself to Draco who has a secret to share with the reluctant Gryffindor. Veela Draco! DRARRY! I intend to make this a bit different from other Veela fics!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,004 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One and One Story by jessicacity101drawingmaster reviews
After Katara and Aang get drunk at a party they start to become closer than they expected, and things may seem fine for now but trouble is always lurking. And with their band becoming more and more popular they need to be careful because someone is always watching. Someone likes Katara way more than they'd like to admit and Jet finds himself in a heap of trouble. Kataang story
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,013 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Seeker, Chaser, Keeper by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Rumor has it that a wealthy investor is starting up a brand new professional Quidditch team and he's looking for players. Harry and Draco both want to make the team, but there can be only one Seeker. Will competing for the position bring them closer or drive them further apart? Contains mature language and sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,416 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Memoirs of a Redheaded Witch by My Wicked Quill reviews
Ginny Weasley was always overlooked. Always the youngest, Always the smallest, And was never… really given the chance to let her voice be heard. Now, it's her time. CHECK OUT THE NEW 2013 edits and chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 208,223 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Chasing Draco by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy is every suitor's nightmare. His brazen temper and absolute disregard for the personal safety of others has his father in despair. Enter Harry Potter. Based on Taming of the Shrew: An epic tale of Harry and Draco's crazy courtship complete with meddling fathers in law, reluctant fiances, annoying best friends and furniture missiles. Let the madness begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,783 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What We Have by jtcarriere reviews
Alvin and Brittany have always had a complicated relationship, but when the two decide to start dating, they learn that it will take more than a little romance to solve their problems. As they learn more about how the other feels, they have to discover the true meaning of the word "love."
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,061 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Quality Time by BlueTitan reviews
Attempting to make the best of bad weather, the Titans engage in a little game of Truth or Dare. But when the game turns into a bet involving BeastBoy, Raven, and a month of each other's company without killing one another, will a wedge be driven between
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 223,882 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Unexpected by Michi41 reviews
It's the gang's senior year, and everything should be fine, right? Wrong. Combining a major car accident, someone going through a life-changing event, several couples breaking up, secrets being exposed and more hidden, and much more, this year is just full of unexpected things happening. Will everyone survive this crazy year together?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,031 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Complete
Riding on Sparks by beautifulpurpleflame reviews
After Beast Boy gets caught up in a larger than life lie he needs to win a bet or trade teams with Aqualad. Now he has to hitch a ride with a teammate who's cashing in her vacation time in order to even have a chance at winning the bet. Both Titans are about to embark on a week long vacation neither will ever forget. BBxRae FRIENDSHIP
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,147 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Witching Hour by CultTickler reviews
Beast Boy, awake with Raven in her bed, reminices of his optimisism for their future. Very short, mostly fluff, but rated T just to be safe. My First Teen Titans oneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Transition by SevenWonders reviews
Nothing lasts forever. Not even the Teen Titans. A new life awaits each member of the team, but bad circumstances have them reunite after years of never seeing each other. Mostly Raven/BB focused, but other characters have their time as well.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 126,454 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven
To Serve Malfoy by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry loses a wager with Draco, which means he must spend the summer at Malfoy Manor as Draco's personal servant. Contains mature language and content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,407 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
National Kissing Day by JenniBMHG1023 reviews
"I'm bored," Alvin whined obnoxiously. "Well what exactly do you want me to do about it, Alvin?" Simon asked. "I dunno, you're the smart one!" Simon racked his brains until he finally thought of something suitable to tell his brother. "Today is National Kissing Day in Britain." Alvin grinned, a mischievous glint shining bright in his eyes. 'Uh oh,' Simon thought to himself.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Jeanette M., Simon S. - Complete
You're perfect to me by IluvTheChipmunks reviews
Alvin and Brittany broke up and haven't seen nor spoken to each other since then. Brittany refuses to get back together with him, but what happens when she is forced to go over to his house to talk to him again?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
We're Off To See America! by knk4891 reviews
The Chipmunks and Chipettes are going on a much-anticipated summer tour across the country. The now-teenaged Chipmunks are about to discover adventure, romance, heartache, friendship, and tons of fun during the summer they'll never forget!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,113 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Complete
Always be here for you by IluvTheChipmunks reviews
When Brittany keeps on having continuous nightmares about losing Alvin - the boy she loves the most - what can Alvin himself do to assure her that everything will be just fine? *Spin off one shot from 'Afraid of falling in love with you'*
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Earthquake by SimonettexTheonorxAlvinattyFAN reviews
Sequel to Hurricane. The Chipmunks and Chipettes are going to be facing the biggest obstacle that they'll ever have to. And what's worst of all, they're about to be separated at the most crucial time. Will they pull through? Will they be successful with what's to come? Especially with an evil immortal who's determined to destroy them. Life's about to be shaken up! SxJ AxB TxE
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Simon S., Jeanette M.
Titans Kindergarten: New Year's Memories by InspectorOfFluff reviews
As promised, a story selected by my fans! Join the gang as stories are remembered, attacks are delayed, a new student is introduced; and a secret from Zeek's past see's the light of day. As always, we're in for quite a ride with our favorite toddlers as we accompany them on their latest adventure. Happy New Years!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Moments by TheDimensionOfWords reviews
During a walk in Jump City, Raven finds herself in Beast Boy's company. They talk about the team, and a truth is revealed. Set several years after the end of the series. Raven/Beast Boy
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Of Meat Lovers and Pretty Ladies by WaterLily95 reviews
Toph was never so sure about her appearance. That is, until one fateful confession with a certain warrior brings her to a state of speechlessness and surprises. Tokka!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Jealousy by DaBlackVegeta reviews
Cindy has got to stop being so jealous all the time. J/C oneshot.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Cindy V., Jimmy N. - Complete
The First Time by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
The few times that Harry Potter has ever seen Draco Malfoy cry, and what he does about it. Almost a Christmas one-shot. Almost, I said! AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Love Game by KNDnumbuh007 reviews
I heard you're a player, so let's play a game. Let's sweet talk, play fight, take walks together, give each other nicknames, hangout with each others' friends, go on dates, hold each other, hug and kiss. And whoever falls in love first? Loses. Some 2x5
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,431 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Last Summer by IluvTheChipmunks reviews
Alvin and Brittany met each other last Summer and instantly fell in love. But what happens when Brittany soon sees the real side of him, realizing that Alvin isn't who she thought he was - that he turned out to be everything he said he wasn't. Will Brittany find a reason to love him again? Will Alvin be able to change for her? Or will their love for each other fade into dust?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,180 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Meet The Chipettes! by RadioLust reviews
Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Chipettes AXB ,SXJ ,TXE
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,873 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
A New Kind of Life by MarblesG reviews
Life had never been the same after Lin came into the picture.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 100,307 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
Titans Together by EmeraldsAndDaggers reviews
For nearly a year, the Titans have been split across the globe, putting together what the Brotherhood had nearly ripped apart. With the fighting almost at an end, can the Titans go back to the way they were? M for language and plot. Complete.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,236 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
All I Want For Christmas by Kuro Rakka Shimo reviews
Christmas is tomorrow, and a certain chipmunk is going to make sure the girl of his dreams has everything she wants, but will he get her heart in return? Early Christmas fic. Some AxB and TxE, but mainly SxJ
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Simon S., Jeanette M. - Complete
You and Me by Alaburn reviews
Aang and Katara are enjoying just being together in a new time of peace. A couple of years have passed since Aang defeated Ozai, and the 100 Year War is finally over. Or so they thought.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,992 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Wild Fire by JodieJelloCube reviews
He came to me with his bottomless irises and his sleeved heart and I knew he wasn't leaving until he'd gotten his answers.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Demon Code by MetalMunk reviews
Everyone has their own version of what "magic" is, each person thinks of it differently, it can become light or darkness, life or death, and its up to our favorite chipmunks and chipettes along with the help of friends, to show not only the world, but Heaven and Hell as well, what true magic is. Sequel to Demon Hunters. Image created by PhoeniXeuhouai on DeviantArt
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,021 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
The Best Fruit Pie Ever by ayziks reviews
Often times the simplest of home activities with their three children Kya, Bumi, and Tenzin were the best times for Aang and Katara. In this story, Aang wakes early one morning, and bakes fruit pies for the family for breakfast.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Aang, Katara - Complete
The Chipmunk Lagoon by ChipmunkfanNo.1 reviews
Six chipmunks. Three brothers and three sisters. Stranded on a deserted island. Their parents and guardian are dead. They grow from children into young adults. They discover many mysteries, but can they discover the greatest mystery of all: natural love.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,207 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
Tokka Month Day 6: Disabilities by auriellaa reviews
Background: Toph had Lin, then she and Sokka was married and had a child, but he died in an accident. This story is about his funeral. Sneak peek: She cried out her frustration. Her voice was loud and highly pitched. Her hands slapped her face and pulled her hair like a mad woman. She didn't have any control of her body now. Even tears had now streamed down her red cheeks.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Toph, Sokka
The Kick Inside by Cerulean Pen reviews
"Girls like me don't last long."/ Contains heavy Pinecest, mentions of sex, and suicide.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Mabel P., Dipper P. - Complete
Titans Kindergarten: Sick Day by InspectorOfFluff reviews
Beast Boy's day takes a drastc turn when he notices that his favorite little emo isn't in her normal corner. Where could she be? Join BB on his epic quest as he searches for his Raven, help Zeek try to consol the inconsolable, will Dick ever admit his crush to Kori...just read it already! HEHE!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Sweet Arms of a Tune by xxMiss Lizxx reviews
Ever since The Incident, Brittany had grown reclusive. Alvin could feel her slowly pulling away from him. He was holding her as tightly as he could, but she was still slipping out of his grasp. /\ "Can't you stay just a little bit longer?" "I've stayed long enough," She smirked, Alvin could tell her heart wasn't in it. "Look who's being the clingy one now." Alvittany.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
To Love A Dark Bird by FallingDarkAngel reviews
'Life doesn't always go the way we plan, sometimes it strays from the path we thought we'd stay on; massively so.' Raven knew this to be all too true. With everything going to hell, she now has to make up for her choices in life and try her hardest to get back onto the right path; mending the wounds she caused. And she caused some pretty big wounds. RobXRaeXBB- I love your reviews!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Raven, Beast Boy
When Will He Marry Me? by jessicaluvzchipmunks reviews
Jeanette is getting married. So is Eleanor. When will it be my turn? A continuation to the "Does He Love Me?" series. Hope you all enjoy.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,142 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Snippets by AngelicKat445 reviews
10 fics based off of 10 songs. Buford and Baljeet. Bujeet.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Baljeet, Buford - Complete
It's All In Your Head, Alvin by mpkio2 reviews
When Alvin get's into an accident, he is quickly put to hospital and falls into a deep coma. He wakes up 10 years later to discover that everything has changed. Worst of all, Brittany is getting married...Just when he was about to tell her he loves her!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 353,532 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Titans Kindergarten: Beast Boy's Birthday by InspectorOfFluff reviews
Second Installment of my Kindergarten series. It's a certain green boy's birthday, and what will our favoirite little girl do about it. Read and find out. Don't forget to review!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Violet Eyes by Darkflames and fire reviews
Beastboy tells the story of him and Raven. Poetry. Slightly dark towards end. Kinda tragic. BBxRae.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Titans Kindergarten: Name Poems by InspectorOfFluff reviews
Chibi BBRae. In Jump City Kindergarten, the kids get an assignment where they have to write the name of one of their classmates and write words that describe them. What will a little five year old Raven write?
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
I'm Done by Emerald and Amethyst Hero reviews
Raven was ranting and said things she thought she would not say, however she failed to realize that the person she was ranting about was in the room. Now Beast Boy is done and changes how he acts to Raven and all she wants is for everything to go back to normal. So what will Raven do to make that happen and what will happen on the way. RaeXBB Rob XStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,315 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Life's Highway by pancake-ss reviews
Most reviewed SalQueen story on FFN! Thanks to everyone! Could Lightning and Sally's life ever just be simple? With proposals, family fun, enemies, their ex's, car wrecks, new friends, marriages, kidnappings, and a baby, their lives are turning upside down. May some friends soon turn into enemies? Humanized. SalQueen. Belongs to MereMcQueen314. Mere's 1st story!
Cars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 117,866 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Lightning, Sally - Complete
Brotherhood by jazzpha reviews
Set after Season 5. Slade re-assembles the Titans' greatest foes, intent on destroying the heroes for good. After a brutal attack, the broken Titans flee to Gotham City for help. Will they be able to reclaim their city? Will Slade even give them a chance to? BB/Rae, Rob/Star, a few other pairings. Rated a high 'T' for violence and some language.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,331 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Raven, Beast Boy
True Love at First Sight by xxMiss Lizxx reviews
Charlene and Alvin are together in this. But what happens when Charlene has him and his family meet her cousins? How will it effect their relationship as a couple? And who will be the new couples? AxC, SxJ, TxE but mostly AxB
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,198 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
My Best Bud by Harmonious Wolf reviews
All her life, Raven's had one Best Friend; BB, a small stuffed toy. When she wishes on a star it comes true, just not the way she planned it to.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,119 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Oh My Azar Woman! by SuriaBlackRaven reviews
The Teen Titans are holding a party and Raven isn't so happy she has to go. For one part, she has to dress up, but the main reason is she would have to see Beast Boy with his girlfriend, Terra, there.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Raven
Dear Freaking Diary by TamaraneanOnMars reviews
At the time I had thought that it was nothing, but I looked back at it last night and I was all, 'Woah, I love Raven.' Beast Boy is given a little green diary by Cyborg, and he had no idea why he was actually using it. BBRae. Oneshot. Implied BBTerra.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
How Bending Started by yo mamma14 reviews
how gay bending is. one-shot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2012 - unknown 1, unknown 2 - Complete
Always a Warrior by Sleepyreader13 reviews
Katara will always be a warrior, and no amount of love or selfishness from Aang will ever change that. Gift fic for WaterWarrior294! Happy Birthday Warrior! Rated for kissing and a suggestion of something more.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Bittersweet Reunion by hellocecily reviews
My version of Katara & Aang's relationship development after the war. How things should have happened to lead up to such a passionate kiss overlooking the sunset in Ba Sing Se. Strictly Katara's POV. I don't own Avatar, it is the brilliant handiwork of Bryan and Mike!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,147 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Aang, Katara
Pansy and The Kissing Cupboard by Draco's Felix reviews
Betrothed since birth or no, the one thing Pansy Parkinson wouldn't tolerate was cheating. No. If Draco was going to play that game, then so would she. And she would play dirty. And who better to make Draco wildly jealous than the infamous Harry Potter? Unfortunately, things don't go quite to plan... light-hearted little one-shot! :3 Not what you think. Or maybe it is... ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That Stupid Headband by hellocecily reviews
That stupid, stupid headband. I want nothing more than to reach over and tear it off his little head and throw it into the campfire. I hate that it hides his arrow, his identity. He's an airbender. My airbender. No one should be allowed to take that away, especially a flimsy fire nation cloth.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Just A Number by Dreaming of dance reviews
AU. The age difference never seemed to matter, to her it was just a number.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Jimmy N., Cindy V. - Complete
I Didn't See It Coming by DxCxS2 reviews
" "Sokka?" she asks as I walk into the room. She's not facing me, but it's not like that changes anything. She always knows when it's me." Set 10 years after the Gaang establishes Republic City.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Sokka, Toph
Jeanette's Grief by Pokemon Ranger-Trainer reviews
After a failed attempt at rescuing Theodore and Eleanor, Simon is hospitalized yet again, but this time, in a coma. How does Jeanette feel about this? How does Alvin? What happens when Brittany hurts Jeanette? Rated T for safety. CGI. Follow-up to Jeanette's Protector and Simon's Pain. A Jeanette and Simon fanfiction.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,362 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Jeanette M., Simon S. - Complete
Her Smile by aerieljade reviews
BBxRae. Set before the Teen Titans. Doom Patrol is on a mission. BB's in a cafe. BB meets a very... interesting waitress.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Hurricane by SimonettexTheonorxAlvinattyFAN reviews
Sequel to Tornado. A hurricane hits, and this time, it takes Simon and Jeanette to an alternative present. A present where things are much, much different. Now, they have to fix the alternative present to get back to their own. SxJ AxB TxE
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Simon S., Jeanette M. - Complete
That White, Blank, Page by luvbug1275 reviews
This is a one-shot based on one of my favorite songs, White Blank Page. I own NOTHING but the plot. Simon and Jeanette have been secretly in love since forever, but what will it take to bring them together?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Simon S., Jeanette M. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by iPods-and-Tea reviews
Zuko gets into a fight with his daughter about a boy. One-shot. Yes, the title is crappy.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
The Beast Boy in Raven's closet by Kickin' Kori Anders reviews
Beast Boy has managed to sneak into Raven's closet, to be surprised y Raven's past, and her little secrets. ALso includes humor. BB-Rae One shot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked by Awesomo3000 reviews
Dave, Claire, the Chipmunks and the Chipettes all go on a cruiseship to relax for the summer. But their vacation turns into an adventure when they all get stranded on an deserted tropical island, which turns out not to be as deserted as it seems when Alvin meets somebody from his past...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 88,092 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
A Daring Change by SuriaBlackRaven reviews
The Titans guys have dared one certain individual to do something. What is it and who did they dare? You'll have to read to find out. But let's just say it involves our favorite empath Raven! R&R.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Never Too Late by Esmeia reviews
Tragically, Simon and Jeanette are lost and separated from their families in the struggle with Zoe back on the island. Together, they find the strength to move on and find their way back. But are things ever so simple? - Simonette, CGI.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Simon S., Jeanette M.
Tornado by SimonettexTheonorxAlvinattyFAN reviews
A deadly tornado hits LA. It takes the Chipmunks and Chipettes to the future, where they all hate each other. Except for Simon and Jeanette, who've managed to stay close. Now it's up to them to reunite their siblings, and go back to the past. SxJ AxB TxE
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,084 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Simon S., Jeanette M. - Complete
Demon Hunters by MetalMunk reviews
He's a demon, half chipmunk, half monster, she comes from a wealthy family, they meet at a school that trains Demon Hunters, and they're falling in love, but they're worlds apart. R&R
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,921 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Handprint On My Heart by Snows Of Yester-Year reviews
Three times that Aang's children cried, and one time that they didn't.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Aang
The wheels on the bus go round and round by Seito reviews
It's hard being a bus driver when villains and superheroes are fighting all the time. No matter where he went, there was always some bridge that got blown or some superhero destroying his bus. Can't he just catch a break? R&R
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Complete
Expansions by 9r7g5h reviews
Yes, she was crazy. And yes, she had kidnapped Jeanette and had almost gotten them all killed. But she was still the ying to his yang, and he couldn't have loved her more.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Dave S. - Complete
The Abyss by ChipmunkFan1000 reviews
Jeanette is good friends with Simon, but she's starting to realise that she's more attached to him than she originally thought. Simonette all the way! Simon's and Jeanette's POV
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,018 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Simon S., Jeanette M. - Complete
Our First Kiss by SawyerSeville19 reviews
Sequel to How it All Began. Simon doesn't know how to feel about the park event, and little does he know, neither does Alvin. Cartoon verse. Read and review please. One-shot.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Alvin S., Simon S. - Complete
Envious by Esmeia reviews
Jeanette, over the years, has been harboring some dangerous emotions. No longer pure and considerate, she begins to covet what her own sister has, to the point where she will do anything to strip them away. What happens when she finally gets the chance?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Jeanette M.
Leave the door Open by Tatsurou-san reviews
Just a cute story bouncing around my head. Expanded, now getting into serious territory. Rating may change in future chapters.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,549 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
The Story of Us by ravenwritingclaw reviews
Lucy never had any intentions of falling for Charlie Brown and he certainly never thought he would end up dating his "psychiatrist" but life has a funny way of turning out. *A Lucy and Charlie Brown one-shot!*
Peanuts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Lucy V., Charlie Brown - Complete
In Deep Trouble! by Phantanos reviews
After a terrifying event. Alvin comes to realize how much Brittany means to him.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
A Heart Ablaze by Miss Hal Gibson reviews
"You couldn't have saved them." Numerous people had told him that, but he still didn't believe it. He knew in his heart it was a lie.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Alvin S. - Complete
The Way We Almost Weren't by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
What would have happened if Harry hadn't Sectumsempra'd Draco in the famous bathroom scene? 6th year AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,893 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blackbelt Beauty Queen by TwoDaysTooLate reviews
High school is hard. Beauty pageants are too. You'll never guess who is entering one
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,114 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Cindy V., Jimmy N. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Harry Potter Pickup Lines by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
When Blaise dares him to ask Harry Potter a multitude of ridiculous pick-up lines, Draco accepts without expecting much. Honestly, what are the odds that a few pick-up lines could capture the heart of the Boy Who Lived anyhow? 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rumour Has It by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Afraid of falling in love with you by IluvTheChipmunks reviews
When Brittany was a little girl, Miss Miller would always tell her 'Dont be afraid to fall in love' but Brittany believes that love is nothing. But over the years, Brittany realizes that she may be falling for the boy she has known all her life. AxB
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 222,744 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
True Love by Crazy-Pairing-Girl reviews
Luke and Emma have been dating for a month, and it's getting on Zuri's nerves. Why? Because she's in love herself, she just can't admit it.
Jessie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Zuri R., Ravi R.
The Christmas Ring by Jake Miller reviews
It's Christmas time and Alvin is trying to find Brittany a gift but has no idea what to get her, will he find something that can touch her heart? ...Very poor summary much better story!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Bloody Mistletoe by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Oh, look, it's Christmastime at Hogwarts! Let the badly-named plans and misplaced mistletoe cliches begin!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Alvin, Friend, Family, My Love by jessicaluvzchipmunks reviews
Brittany falls for Alvin, but her sisters tell her she'd be making a mistake if the two got togeather. I am now a beta reader, I will help out whenever I can.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 100,376 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Give The Rain a Chance by bleedforyou reviews
Harry and Draco tumble through the rain in an effort to find out how each other feels. oneshot. ewe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sire by Wolfstorm7 reviews
Louis and Prince Chulalongkorn sit by the garden pond and build a boat. Oneshot.
King and I - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Louis L., Prince Chulalongkorn - Complete
At a Coffeeshop by bleedforyou reviews
Harry realizes why he loves this old coffeeshop so much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anna and The King by Artemis Sherwood reviews
Twenty years later, Anna's heart and mind are still consumed with the King of Siam. Can she face the fact that she loves him? What will happen when she suffers a major heart attack? K for now. T maybe later? (Discontinued until further notice.)
King and I - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - [Anna L., King of Siam]
The Case of the Cherry Blossoms by Sara's Girl reviews
If Hermione knows one thing, it's that Harry needs to talk to her about what she thinks she knows. Harry knows something is afoot, and Ron knows that the breakfast situation is critical. HPDM and HGRW AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Fairly daft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Astronomy Tower by hevaann reviews
From 'A Series of Drarry Clichés'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dreaming by briadenn reviews
An adorable Simonette one-shot. R&R!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Jeanette M., Simon S. - Complete
Blue Hair by Liloexp626 reviews
If it had been a little, black hair she found hanging there, she'd have completely dismissed it and kept on looking for her book. But it was blue. And it still hurt her. Anime-based L&S oneshot.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Lilo P.
Soft Sundays by bleedforyou reviews
Sunday mornings are Harry & Draco's favourite... slash. sexual suggestion. oneshot. fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Teen Titans' Bloopers! by TTCyclone reviews
Ok, Haven't you ever wanted to go on set with the Teen Titans...and see their bloopers! Well now you can! Lol I made this out of random boredom...Dang and I got more then 520 reviews! You know it just be good!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 19,156 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Robin, Beast Boy
A Malfoy Gets What A Malfoy Wants by CrimsonSnowflake reviews
"I dare you," Dean's deep voice sounded, his dark eyes glinting with mischievousness, "to make Draco Malfoy chase after you in a romantic sense." Harry was never one to back down from a challenge, least of all one issued by a fellow Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 143 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Phobia Attack by Hillsy21 reviews
Alvin and Brittany have been on each others backs for weeks. When a horrifying thunderstorm starts one night, what'll happen when they only have each other to hold on to?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Reuniting our love by IluvTheChipmunks reviews
Alvin & Brittany went their separate ways after their high school grad. But when they suddenly bump into each other 5 years later, they learn something that will change their lives in an unexpected way. But the question is: Are they still in love?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,182 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
His and Hers by MyAibou reviews
A series of oneshots, or oneshot pairs. Introspection from Danny's, then Sam's, perspective at various points in their relationship. Fluff. DxS.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 157,310 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Banana Pancakes by starbin21 reviews
Simon convinces Jeanette to take a sick day with him. If you enjoyed "Ab Ovo, From the Egg;" this is a continuance of sorts with a pleasant surprise. You don't have to read "Ab Ovo" to understand this one, but they go together. Rated T for insinuations.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Simon S., Jeanette M. - Complete
I Dare You by Brellanette Rocks reviews
I don't know how to put this one. Cute oneshoot. AxB and a little SxJ. Please just read and review! :D!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Brittany M., Alvin S. - Complete
Love Story by jyvonne13 reviews
How Bugs and Lola got together basically, among other things. Read at your own risk...
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 116,362 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Complete
Sunnyside Up by TTCyclone reviews
When one of Beast Boy's pranks goes haywire, it's the last straw for Raven. Now it's up to BB to win one certain Azarathean's heart back! BB/Rae Oneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Kiss Me by knk4891 reviews
When Brittany admits that she's never been kissed before, Alvin makes her an unexpected offer. One-shot, please R&R!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
A New Life: A Chipmunk Story by SPARK187 reviews
Just a crazy idea that came to me after watching the squeakqual. Hope you enjoy.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,562 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
The Path Ahead by Liselle129 reviews
Aang and the others have some decisions to make after the eclipse. Now a rewrite of the second half of the third season. Ch 46: Epilogue. The story is complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 151,027 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Katara, Aang - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Perfect Mixture by starbin21 reviews
Jeanette helps Simon fix an experiment, and it opens his eyes to the feelings he's kept hidden for so long. He decides to open his heart to her, and it leads to the perfect moment...One shot, SimonxJeanette.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Simon S., Jeanette M. - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's All Part Of It by Liloexp626 reviews
Stitch is awaken one night by the intense smell of blood coming from Lilo's bed. Why does her bed smell of blood? Why does SHE smell of blood? R&R!
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Lilo P., 626/Stitch
Irksome by Mortal Anonymous reviews
Just a short, but rather interesting exchange in a hallway. Set whenever you want it to be.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2009 - [Lumiere, Cogsworth] Babette - Complete
All For The Prize! by LadyRaven-321 reviews
Alvin needs a new way to get around, and finds out that he can win a brand new scooter from entering into a contest. This would be great, but the real problem is the type of contest it is, and what he has to do for it. *REVISED AND COMPLETE once more *
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
All I want for Christmas by Digitallace reviews
D/H - A short and sweet Holiday tale
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What is Slash? by clarex-ama reviews
Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Beach House by beautifulpurpleflame reviews
AU - One house, two women, three men, one very interesting summer. BBXRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,741 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
April Showers by beautifulpurpleflame reviews
April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Oneshot BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Hatred by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Petunia Dursley visits her sister's grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Petunia D. - Complete
Dove Gray by Guardian Kysra reviews
Before Raven there was Arella. Prequel to Walk on Water.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Arella, Raven - Complete
It's Tough To Be Me by TheUbu reviews
What happens when an accident causes Beast Boy and Raven to switch powers? They'll help each other out and learn they may have more in common than they once thought. BBxRae!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,878 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 296 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Truth Game by StarryTian reviews
Taking a game out of a magazine, Beast Boy decides to play it with Raven … Beast BoyxRaven. [oneshot]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Her Cycle by StarryTian reviews
Robin and Starfire are best friends. But when Starfire suddenly gets her cycle, how will Robin deal with it? Warning: Not for people who are squeamish around a woman’s period thingie… actually, I’m one myself….[RobinxStarfire]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Robin, Starfire
World Through My Eyes by Moonchild10 reviews
With a tragedy, Beast Boy is thrust into a deep depression which brings out an entirely new side of him. Now his fellow Titans must find a way to heal their friend before he tries the unthinkable once more. But is their friendship enough? BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 110,337 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Depths of Winter by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Complete. Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralysed in a wheelchair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,688 - Reviews: 2625 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gold Tinted Spectacles by Beren reviews
Complete - Harry's sixth year has come and gone, part of him has been alone. As his seventh year dawns he's looking for something and he's not sure what but he knows it's out there and involves Draco Malfoy. Harry-Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 182,191 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Lose Yourself! by LadyRaven-321 reviews
When Simon disappears, the Seville Family is devastated. But when the logical-minded chipmunk returns, they are shocked to see the changes he has made... **Revised and grammar/spelling corrected, finally! *COMPLETE*
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,340 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Simon S. - Complete
It All Started With A Valentine... by Eclectify reviews
*SLASH* H/D. Was "My Cheesy Greeting Card Valentine. Valentine's day at Hogwart's brings more than just cheesy valentine. *Complete finally!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,406 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/17/2002 - Published: 2/4/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Brittany's Dream Adventures reviews
Now a full-blown series of my "normal" dreams! John Brittany as she somehow survives these short but extremely random dreams. Warning: Don't drink soda before you sleep. May result in this.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Brittany M.
Text and Break reviews
A sad little one-shot in Brittany's view. What happens after a text message.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Brittany M., Alvin S. - Complete
Changed reviews
He's changed. Maybe it was because of his girlfriend, maybe because of personal problems. I don't know. But he's changed. Chapter 14 Replaced!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Jeanette M., Simon S.
Fixing the End reviews
Raven didn't know why she was chosen to carry such a burden. She didn't know why she was forced to live with such secrets and powers. But there, as she stood, looking out at the city once known as Jump, she knew that she could fix it. She could defeat Trigon, she could overcome the obstacles. She could fix her ending. (Rewrite of episode Episodes "The End 2, 3".) Slight BBRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Raven
Hopeless reviews
My life is a waste. Ever since she died, there has been no help for me. I am hopeless. Au: I'm back!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Alvin S. - Complete
Lost and Found reviews
After being sold as a prostitute at the tender age of ten, Brittany Miller and her daughter have to adjust to a life that is not filled with pain and torture, but instead kindness. Now, the twelve year old must do the impossible and try to let things go back to normal. But how, pray tell, can she do that when her old "masters" are after her and her family, and a baby is on the way?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Brittany M.
Chocolate, Pregnancies, and Raven reviews
Garfield Logan recounts when Raven first got pregnant, and the price he had to pay for it. BBRae!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Am I Still Daddy's Little Girl? reviews
Sort of a continuation of the "Will You Love Me In The Morning?" series. Madison breaks her father's Nobel Prize, and will do anything to keep her parents from finding it.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Simon S., Jeanette M.
My Heart Will Go On reviews
Four years after the Titanic sank, survivor Jeanette Miller get a visit form someone she thought she would never see again, and he has a special message. SxJ one-shot!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Simon S., Jeanette M. - Complete
What Makes You Beautiful reviews
At a concert, Simon sings about his feelings for Jeanette. My first song-fic! R R!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Jeanette M., Simon S. - Complete
The Chipmunk Adventure: My Version reviews
What would have happened if one of the hot air balloons... popped? What I think should have happened. Mainly SxJ, but tons of AxB and ExT. Lots of kissing between 8 year olds though...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012
I'm Cheating On Her With You, So Who Cares? reviews
Couldn't think of another title. This is dedicated to ILuvTheChipmunks!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Will You Love Me In The Morning? reviews
After breaking a few things, Jamie wonders if his parents will love him in the morning. Short but cute. Chapter 2 now up!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Brittany M., Alvin S. - Complete
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