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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, and Death Note.

If you are seeking my older stories (Naruto shounenai fics, basically, or the couple of YYH ones I wrote, please visit xnreuter's livejournal, where I have moved all of these things. Feel free to add me (for it is me, there) if you are interested... I have no issue with that.

Hola.

I am lamentable. Back in the day, I was Kyiri Makrono and Fire Chakra. I was a lame little kid.
Now I'm just a lame big kid.

I still write some. My published stories here are basically crap.
I can't tear myself away from World of Warcraft to find time to type anything I write...
But in the odd chance that I do, it's a good assumption to say that it would be found here.
(Also? If you happen to play World of Warcraft, I play Alliance-side on Thrall. My toon's name is Enkai. :D)

Don't be afraid to add me on Facebook at my homepage link if you wanna. :3
I don't bite too much and I'd like to think I'm rather friendly; might want to specify where you're comin' from when you request friendship though. :D

Currently, I am in a writing rut. If you have an idea for a story you would like to challenge me with, of the Death Note variety, PM me with it, maybe? I'll write, well... basically anything. I'm so bored. So bored. Try me out, won't you?

I currently enjoy the Death Note universe more than anything. I blew through the anime and look forward to getting my hands on Death Note: Another Note soon.
My favorite characters are probably Mello and Matt. I love all pairings... and the only person who I really didn't like in the series was Mikami, but that was because he was, well... really weird.
A good character, just not my cup of tea, I'm afraid. I love Near, too. He's so smart he should have spontaneously grown super-powers, or something.
Halle Lidner is probably my favorite of all of the women. Either way. Shameless bumps to RuikaRose and lufflesmattXD because they're awesome.

I love Yu Yu Hakusho, too.
I don't watch a lot of anime any more, and I haven't even completed the entire YYH series...
But I love it anyway.

The Jung Type Death Note Test

Stats: Approximately 6percent of population.
DN characters with this type: Near.
In a nutshell: "Everything has room for improvement."

Description: Independent, original, analytical, and determined. Have an exceptional ability to turn theories into solid plans of action. Highly value knowledge, competence, and structure. Driven to derive meaning from their visions. Long-range thinkers. Have very high standards for their performance, and the performance of others. Natural leaders, but will follow if they trust existing leaders.


Some music? Might not suit your tastes, but it sure suits mine.

Near's Voice Actor (Death Note); Techno, NSFW -- Dirty Little...

Miyavi; Japanese Lyrics, sexy asian men -- Girls, Be Ambitious (video)

L's Voice Actor (Death Note); from Battlestar Galactica technically, sad-ish -- Gaeta's Lament (video)

umm. I don't know; cute asian men dancing, cute -- Ass Dance of Banana Girl (video)

Relient K; apparently they're a Christian Band x.x -- Apathetic Way to Be (video... kinda)

Barenaked Ladies; hahaha... Might need a dictionary. I had a hard time finding this. :( -- Crazy ABC's

Cobra Starship; Reminds me of Mello, somewhat. Listener discretion? --Church of Hot Addiction (video)

Cute is What We Aim For; I don't know. ;-; -- Fourth Drink Instinct (video... kinda)

Hellogoodbye; nerds? band geeks? nom. -- Baby It's Fact (video)

Hiei and Kurama's Japanese Seiyuu (Yu Yu Hakusho); Japanese lyrics -- Wild Wind ~ Yasei no Kaze no you ni (video... kinda)

Tool; swearing (bah), Armageddon themes -- Ænima (video)

Miku Hatsune, Ren and Len Kagamine... I think another that I can't recall (Vocaloid); Vocaloid, somewhat disturbing... -- Dark Woods Circus (video)
(An Author named Icemask12 (currently) has an incredible Death Note story based off of this song/video. Go read it. Dark Note Circus -- watch the video before reading the story.)

Featuring but not sung by: Miku Hatsune, Ren and Len Kagamine, Kaito, Meiko...(Vocaloids); Vocaloid, additionally somewhat disturbing... -- Alice of Human Sacrifice (video)
(An Author named Riku-Heartilly (currently) has an awesome Death Note fic based off this song/video. Go read this one, too.
Alice Human Sacrifice -- as with the other, watch this video before reading. It helps.)

Additionally, I do not own and was no part in the process of making the above songs/videos/fiction. The stories and all reviews belong to the authors mentioned above, and most of the videos above also allow commenting, I believe. Express your feelings there, but if you don't like it for some inane reason... just don't "flame". It's rude.

Miscellaneous other Links. nomnom.

Deviantart: Hyura -- HELLA awesome Mello cosplay.
Deviantart: smilyimp
Deviantart: Redustrial -- Redustrial is undeniably the most incredible BB cosplayer/amv maker ever.

Youtube: Redustrial -- Same Redustrial as the above party
Youtube: TouchMyMafia -- Absolutely INCREDIBLE group of Death Note cosplayers. They're hilarious, really. :) (Ghetto Near is probably my favorite. Beware of crack!)
Youtube: BadassNotebooks -- Their accents make me giggle; this is yet another set of incredibly hilarious cosplayers.
Youtube: FanskitFiesta -- A set of people after my own heart; they're snarky and funny and I love them.

AMV (kind of): Beyond Birthday Music Video:Gasoline -- Credit to Redustrial
AMV: Beyond Birthday x L x Naomi:Sugar Cube -- Credit to Redustrial

Interweb radio: Pandora
Interweb radio: Jango

Webcomic: Honeydew Syndrome

Video/Fanflash: Death Note Xenopittan


While I believe that the favorites system is very awesome and does work well, it makes it difficult to read them all, because, well, I have a lot, and the scrolling is tedious. Here are some of the ones I find most amusing/pleasing/whatever. Just to make them handy. :) Keep in mind that this is in no particular order. Oneshots are marked as oneshots. Just in case you're lazy. +'s are for stories that go together, /'s are just to keep together stories by the same author. I've also left comments by the ones I could think up comments for... Read them all, though!

If you are of gentle disposition, please be sure to check the ratings and/or summaries of the stories in question by following the author's link and looking at it under their published works. Wouldn't want anyone to get offended or read something they don't want to read. :)

Three Disciples of L+River of Jeevas by lufflesmattXD (Death Note) -- These two are fantastic. I think luffles is a great writer and it really shows, imo.

Because of a Prank by whitetyger123 (Death Note) -- I love Matt/Mello. Period.

Between the Pages by hannahjap (Death Note)

Can We Keep Them? by Mei-chan4 (Death Note) -- The sweetest and most tearjerking fic I've read in a long time.

Cash Cab Insanity by Hari-Aisu (Death Note) (Oneshot) -- Hilarious.

Pet Project by Scarred DNA (Death Note) (Oneshot) -- New and interesting is new and interesting.

Planting Kisses/Surprising Love Confession/Love Me More Than Candy by RuikaRose (Death Note) (Oneshot) -- I love everything about RuikaRose's fiction, and especially her abbreviated sorting system. Check her out, she's awesome.

Red Nail Polish by FanaticFics (Death Note) (Oneshot) -- This is probably my most favorite Matt/Mello oneshot ever. EVER.

Mudcaked Shoes+Rollerskates by Kit-Pocket (Death Note) -- Between these and Disciples of L(and company), these are some of the only stories I actually like that bear sequels. Go team!

Storybook Symphony by Silver Simplicity (Death Note) -- This story is so good it's disgusting.

Skater Boy/The Flame Meets the Fire+Straight to Video by The.Dust.Of.Jack (Death Note) (Oneshots) -- The thing about these stories is that they kind of all go together, but the first one is only indirectly related to the others. They're all good, one way or another. MM and LL goodness.

The End is Near by Tierfal (Death Note) -- Also hilarious. I laughed, and laughed, and laughed some more. "Were there any black vans involved?"

The New Girl I Think by xXSharks are SexyXx (Death Note) -- Silly effeminate boy/man/child.

To Mello, With Love by Catmoongirl (Death Note) (Oneshot)

Why Me by Ninja Basket (Death Note) -- Hysterical laughter ensued with this one too. Poor Mello.

In Charge by Threshie (Death Note) -- The sweetest MNM friendship fic ever. I can't wait until this is finished!

Black is Our World by IcyPanther (Harry Potter) -- IcyPanther weaves a wicked story. Go read this.

Draco Malfoy Does Not Love Harry Potter by The Vervain Faery (Harry Potter) (Oneshot)

Fate's Garden by Rational Lunacy (Naruto) -- An incredibly fic of ... ficness. I can't describe this, at all. It's so interesting! I was hooked to the very end and then some.

Team 8 by S'TarKan (Naruto) -- Even though it's currently not finished, this is my favorite Naruto fic ever. S'TarKan and IcyPanther are cohorts, I swear. They keep everything so in line, so in character, yet still make it AU. It's delicious.

Little Blue Stockings by like spun glass (Ouran High School Host Club) (Oneshot) -- Very interesting. That is all.

Silent Portrait by lightofeliia (Yu Yu Hakusho) -- I love HK. Lemme alone. :( It's very good, though. Read it!

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One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
Sequel to Parenting Class - With the class now over, sixth year is back to normal... or not. With new feelings growing, the knowledge of a prophecy and simply trying to survive, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. DHr HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 117,539 - Reviews: 2860 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3847 - Favs: 3,526 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
How To Torture Mello by Daisukeismyboyfriend reviews
Matt finds an interesting book while closet-rummaging. Why,it's an all-purpose guide to bothering Mello! How convenient! Needless to say, hilarity ensues, with Raito, L, and others... Complete after a ridiculous hiatus ! MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,105 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14474 - Favs: 19,141 - Follows: 16,697 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32473 - Favs: 19,371 - Follows: 15,742 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7782 - Favs: 8,253 - Follows: 7,738 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Let's Play a Game, Shall We? by Riddler-of-Words reviews
Draco sat there comfortably, waiting. He'd let Hermione do the job, and watch from the sidelines. He felt like a little boy about to watch porn for the first time. This was his porn, watching her drag information out of an unfortunate wizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,721 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Silent Portrait by lightofeilia reviews
Hiei, a multimillionaire, collapses on the streets after a tiring night ... morning. Kurama, an artist barely getting by, takes him in. Circumstances... Events ... who will save who from loneliness? AU, HieiKurama romance. Yaoi. CH34 UP!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,941 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Hiei, Kurama M.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 4,539 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
The Travesty of Human Fallibility by evizyt reviews
"You do that for a lot of men, Granger?" He spat, his eyes glittering dangerously. "Return favors?" Irrationality was rising in her like a tide. The street was empty... Anything could happen. HDr. SEQUEL UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,701 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tales of the Unexpected Ravenclaws by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Drabbles involving Ravenclaw!Rose, Ravenclaw!Albus and Ravenclaw!Scorpius. New: Rose is trying to concentrate on Quidditch. Albus is more interested in getting an acromantula to fly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P.
Before I Can Say I'm Sorry by RipJawWolfFang reviews
It's Mellos fault this happened to Matt. Matt very sick and its up to Mello to find him in time to save him. Better then it sounds, I suck at summaries. MattXMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Misa Misa by Dragonist reviews
Light loves L. Really, he does. It's just that Misa wants Light to love her more. What could have been, and nearly was. Sometimes just wanting isn't enough.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Misa A., Light Y. - Complete
Miss Holliday Goes To Dalton by GlassParade reviews
Holly Holliday finds herself at Dalton Academy after all hell breaks loose in Blaine Anderson's formerly orderly life. Take one lost teen, add an unconventional teacher and the Warblers, and wonder if Dalton and its inhabitants will ever be the same...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,145 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Holly H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Sting by xonthefloor reviews
Without even planning it, Puck and Kurt find out that they actually get along when no one is watching. But after sudden twist of events, they'll realize that getting along may not be enough for the two of them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 293,844 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
I'm Sorry by shaker11 reviews
Perverted Klaine dom/sub spank fic. Basically.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Well I'm Sorry I Can't Afford a Ferrari by bdrake07 reviews
"We aren't exactly rolling in dough, if you know what I mean." "Well of course not," Wes says. "That would mean you were bakers." Kurt/Blaine. Rated T for Language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Little Things by happyinchintz72 reviews
Kurt leaves McKinley. He hasn't had any of the experiences he's always dreamed of. Cue Blaine, the Warblers and the hallowed halls of Dalton Academy. FLUFF. Focuses in on the little things in life, the special moments.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 171,121 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Truth, Love, and Evolution by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
A love story, told in moments... Romance, Humor, Friendship, Fluff, Angst, and everything else.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 84,186 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Zombie Killin' Business by breezyyy reviews
Blaine was in Twilight Zone. Either that or he had officially gone insane. There was no way, hand grenade wielding David, sniper sharp shooter Wes, and flamethrower extraordinaire Kurt were real. There was no way that three hours ago the apocalypse began
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,883 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Puckzilla Is Bad For Tourism by Fearful Little Thing reviews
Puckzilla is about to destroy Tokyo again , and then along comes not-so-squealy tourist Kurt. Total unapologetic crack.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,994 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Prince Blaine and the Quest by Sarahrose660 reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a prince named Blaine. It was his destiny to rescue his true love, Kurt, from unspeakable danger. Along the way, he will have to face trolls, fairies and witches. Aided and abetted by Wes and David, he set off on his quest.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,691 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Ideal by meganthegleek reviews
Blaine moves in the middle of his stay at Dalton. Kurt and Blaine's lives fall in different patterns. But some say true love always finds a way. AU Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,001 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Personal Detail by spookytus reviews
Blaine Dalton has just been elected America's first gay president. As such, he needs secret service agents of an unusually high skill level. Agent Kurt Hummel is assigned to President Dalton's personal detail. HIATUS. Not sure when I'll get back to it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,061 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Letter by jen3227 reviews
Harry happens upon whispered voices one night, Hermione is tutoring Malfoy, and Draco receives a letter from his mother - with what as a result?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,961 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Loose Lips by Summer Tea reviews
Kurt is still groggy after a trip to the dentist, and is WAY too open with his father.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Paranormal Investigation Squad by kitoriwitch613 reviews
THIS STORY HAS BEEN ADOPTED.In an alternate reality, Light lives with a large and heavy secret he has kept from everyone his whole life, but when he's introduced to people just like him, he sees the light these abilities have, and the darkness...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,969 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Light Y., L
The Lips, the Teeth, the Tip of the Tongue by mehrunnisa reviews
The first love is the sweetest.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Change Me by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Based on song by Sanctus Real. Blaine says somethings he wish he hadn't to Kurt. A little Angsty. Blaine's backstory. Klaine
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Phoenix at Rest by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPSS preslash, AU. Severus will go to the ends of the earth for his Potions ingredients if he has to. But the top of a very high mountain is preferable, even if Harry Potter is living there. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
It's Complicated: A Facebook Adventure by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Who needs enemies when you have your facebook friends?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
There's The Snow by pukaroxliza reviews
Kurt is off for the holidays, and sadly he won't see Blaine for a while, good thing New Direction are having a new years party and Blaine is invited.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,097 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kiss the Boy by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'There you see him, sitting there across the way. He don't got a lot to say. But there's something about him and you don't know why, but you're dying to try - you wanna kiss the boy.' Based on Little Mermaid plot, but with more Klaine ;
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fever by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Based on this 'prompt': 'Since Ryan Murphy loves Chris/Kurt so much, he should have an episode where Kurt hallucinates and makes out with all the guys on Glee.'
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It Couple? by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine and Kurt transfer to McKinley. Blaine tries out for football and learns a few things about his boyfriend's past.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Power of Swift by VeryRachelBerry reviews
Kurt turns to Taylor Swift to sing his feelings. Little does he know, he's not the only one in the auditorium. Terrible summary. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Gives Me Courage by dapperyklutz reviews
Accidentally eavesdropping on Kurt and Mercedes talking through Skype, Blaine becomes inspired and does something for him, with the help of The Warblers, New Directions and Kurt's family. Sometimes, it takes courage to be your true self. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,800 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ugly Word: I'm a Mess, I Guess by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt doesn't really know Blaine Anderson. Tonight's the night that Blaine reveals everything to Kurt. Based on Fanart by Muchacaha10 Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Breathing January by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, former HPGW. After his divorce, Harry rescues and is rescued. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Eyes of the Bluest Skies by mehrunnisa reviews
Flashbacks and swing sets and crushes, oh my! Blaine's niece is staying with him for the extended weekend—the perfect excuse for a three-day playdate with Kurt. As if he needed an excuse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Love to the Tune of Disney by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Disney Themed Glee fic - The Warblers and New Directions team up to sing a bunch of Disney songs for a Children Hospital Benefit. Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,592 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
Semantics by coffeeonthepatio reviews
-Hand over your wand. It is to be snapped and you're exiled from the Wizarding World from this day onward.- Severus has to deal with his life without magic. A story about Mugglishness, well-meaning neighbours, well-meaning students and Linguistics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 307,576 - Reviews: 4907 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
There's a Fine, Fine Line by Funny-Fishes reviews
Kurt wants to protect his heart, he doesn't want to fall for someone who has no feelings for him. He had been down that road before...But Blaine...Blaine seemed different...or was that just wishful thinking.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,908 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
Affinities by The Cimmerians reviews
Three things Chris and Cory have in common, and one thing they don't.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,232 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Ties by Pyrexiophobia reviews
Blaine thought that bullies from his old school were gone for good.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Suspenders by Phantom of a Rose reviews
There are two things that turn Kurt on, one of them being suspenders. How lucky that his boyfriend just so happens to wear them on day... Klaine First smut fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Five Times Blaine Dropped Everything for Kurt by theworldwhispers reviews
...And One Time the Tables Were Turned. Dalton Blaine and Kurt's Blaine are two different people. Can he reconcile the two in time to salvage a relationship? Will Kurt forgive him, and maybe even grow to love him? Klaine oneshot, Complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,378 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Unrealisation by GreenEyedVixen reviews
Hermione discovers lip-gloss, amongst other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,637 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sam Evans vs The Universe by Howling1 reviews
Based off of "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World". In order to date Kurt, Sam must first defeat the League of Evil Exes. Considering Kurt has never had a boyfriend, Sam finds this a little confusing. Written for a prompt on the glee crack meme. Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,427 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
I Know You Get Me by Katy Leopard reviews
Kurt and Blaine really like each other. But they can't be together.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Crash And Burn by DeliciousAle reviews
The best things in life always come when you least expect them. Klaine. AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,383 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Thinking of You by The Hypocritical Critic reviews
Wes and David decide it's time to talk to Blaine about his obsession with Katy Perry. Of course, Blaine thinks they're exaggerating... until Kurt agrees. Mostly silliness with touches of Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Geek in the Pink by Randomsplashes reviews
Blaine never wears pink so Kurt decides to go for a little shopping trip. But things go differently as planned for Kurt as a few surprises come up. Look out for spying!David & Wes, skin-tight jeans and pink shirts. Klaine! 3
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Dinner Guest by Summer Tea reviews
"I was wondering if I could bring someone along for dinner tonight. My friend, Blaine. He's in the Warblers." Burt sighed again. Kurt was bringing a boy over. For dinner. To meet him.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
The One by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt hates it at Dalton. It's his cage. Could it just be Blaine's as well? Klaine. Backstreet Boys songs for the win!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Homodar Is His Dick by Meiran Chang reviews
Puck didn't realize he gave a damn about Kurt until he realized how much he missed those skintight jeans, especially at Sectionals. Puckurt, warning for Puck's POV and all the hilarious wrongness encompassed therein. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
A Scene Out of a Comic Book by Song-of-Insanity reviews
Sometimes reality can come crashing down around you in the form of little purple raindrops... This "double life" was going to take a great deal of getting used to. "Superhero" AU, mostly Kurt-centric. Follows the show plotline as closely as possible
Glee - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,866 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Kurt H.
Are you Redi? by theliesyoutell reviews
Klaine smut drabble. Food fetish. Review if you want a part two? 3
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Innocent by MagicWrites reviews
Kurt's attraction to Blaine grows, but their lives are complicated as Kurt learns more about Blaine's past and Karofsky's abuse escalates. Starting from the episode "Never Been Kissed".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,449 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Mistletoe by theliesyoutell reviews
Basically a Klaine drabble.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Oh but darling, if words would say it all by theliesyoutell reviews
KLAINE. I suck at summaries. Klaine is enough reason to read. :P COMPLETELY UDPATED AT THIS POINT. MORE OF CHAPTER FOUR TO COME, WHEN I WRITE IT TODAY. : get ready for some smut?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Only Safe Place by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'Kurt had never actually been punched before. Slushies in his face? Of course. Thrown into the dumpster? All the time, though not lately. And the daily shoves into the lockers? Duh. But punched…never.' AU Post Furt right before transfer Klaine Angst
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Man, That Kiss Would Last Foreeeeeever by LaniLaniDuck reviews
Kurt remembers when Blaine took his hand and led him to the Warbler's performance, taking a shortcut. He remembers the floating feeling of running with him. He finds out later that's due to the magic powers of the infamous slow-motion hallway of Dalton.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,576 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Higher Geometry by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The Unspeakables have invented a device that slows down time, sort of. During its testing in the Department of Mysteries, Harry and Draco accidentally set it off. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,102 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Resolution by Gentern Taylor reviews
It's New Year's Eve and Kurt catches Blaine in a lie, forcing him to come out with the truth, which results in something neither of them are expecting, but have been longing for. Based upon the baby its cold outside duet M for vivid love making
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kissing Book by Threepwillow reviews
Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Secret Santa gift-fic, total nerdiness:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Not How It Was Expected by xSadistxFujix reviews
And Burt had thought he had to worry about *Blaine* pressuring Kurt. He couldn't have been more wrong. This was not what he expected at all. Klaine, Burt 3rd person POV
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fall Into My Arms by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine loves to play in the leaves. He drags Kurt down with him - literally. Fluff. Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dear Blaine by skwirelygurli reviews
Kurt tries to write Blaine an email. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It's a Festivus Miracle! by Cap'NCupcake reviews
When Blaine gets back from his 'Christmas Spectacular,' he has a little gift for Kurt. Blaine/Kurt one shot. Post - A Very Glee Christmas
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Stay by arctic-priince reviews
Sometimes Blaine wonders why he stays. Warning: abusive relationships, talk of suicide, self-harm & mental illness.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Discombobulate by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
Finn's been acting strangely, and it's so much worse than anyone thought. Expect the Unexpected.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 58,460 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Finn H. - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by Freakkofnaturee reviews
The scene between Kurt and Blaine from the Christmas episode if Blaine hadn't left right away and if Mr. Schue hadn't shown up. Same beginning, different ending. Kurt's POV. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Whole New World by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Dalton is putting on the musical of Aladdin. Of course, for an all boy school, the story is a little different...Princess Jasmine becomes Prince Jasper, for one. Klaine. Disney friendly ; And I think you know who is playing Aladdin and "Jasper".
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Winter Wonderland by Trunks lil' sis reviews
Blaine is thick. Kurt is thick as well. Together they comprise equal parts obliviousness and awkwardness. Wes and David are not helpful in this department, at least until they are.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Did It Hurt? by mehrunnisa reviews
Being the good friend he is, Blaine takes every chance to remind Kurt that it's Valentine's Day. Romantic comedies, pick-up lines, and candy hearts; Kurt might need a trip to the dentist. Or a cold shower.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Another One of Those Text and Facebook fics by audi katia reviews
Now with added post-its! ::Klaine::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blaine's Mistake by sh-sh-sherrrryl reviews
David helps Blaine realise how he really feels but can he convince Kurt that he's sorry?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Month, A Week, And Three Days by LaniLaniDuck reviews
"Why does everyone take me seriously when I talk about that?" Kurt mused. "My Step-Brother, my Dad, my-" he stumbled over his words for a second. "-Blaine." He finished lamely, his cheeks turning quickly to a rosy, adorable pink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kings Island by YaoiIsLove reviews
Kurt attends Blaine's show at Kings Island, and he's not to fond of the girl performing his duet with Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Every Little Thing He Does Is Magic by Stellata reviews
Blaine never got a letter from Hogwarts... Luckily he's a smart boy. He can teach himself to control his magic. But he certainly can't control his heart. Klaine oneshot, AU!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by the darkness revealed reviews
Wes is sure that his name will go down in history as The One Who Got Kurt and Blaine Together.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Festive Audition by JeanBoulet reviews
Kurt transfers back to McKinley, and Blaine decides to follow him. But in order to be accepted in New Directions, Blaine must audition, and he chooses quite an interesting duet to sing with Kurt as his audition piece. Klaine
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You Are All Idiots by blowtorchacurlyfry reviews
Blaine sighed. "What an interesting weekend! I have to say, it definitely takes it's place on our List of Interesting Weekends. Blaine Falls Out of Tree fits right in between the Pumpkin Catapult and David Knocks Himself Unconscious With Croquet Mallet."
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Obsession by YaoiIsLove reviews
Blaine has an obsessive obsession, something that Kurt NEVER saw coming. Some people are obsessed with Twilight, others with Harry Potter, but Blaine was obsessed with THIS. Crack-ish. Continued with NEW chapter.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'm fine, really by Alice in Wonderless Land reviews
Kurt is indescribably lonely, but his wounds are slowly healing thanks to a friend. Kurt/Blaine Klaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,018 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Dream a Little Dream by Trunks lil' sis reviews
When Kurt disappears in the middle of the night from his Dalton dormitory, Blaine sets out to find him, along with several Warblers.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Snowed In by YaoiIsLove reviews
Blaine and Kurt are snowed in, what better to do then sing to pass the time? Spoilers for Baby, It's Cold Outside.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
But You're Not Fooling Me by bdrake07 reviews
"If someone says 'split up and look for clues', I am going to kill them," Kurt said darkly. "And we can't afford to have another ghost on our hands," Wes said, in complete seriousness. Kurt/Blaine, Rated T for Language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Reflection by WickedForGood13 reviews
Kurt feels worthless when Blaine continues to ignore him. Then Blaine pays him a little visit and Kurt's feelings change...Rated T for one swearword.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pavarotti by Camunki reviews
So Blaine got Kurt a bird, Pavarotti. It won't stop interrupting while they're doing the dirty, so they carry on regardless. Then Pavarotti gets creative. Blaine/Kurt, Slash, Rated M, Slightly crackish.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
First Slushie by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine gets a big surprise the title says it all . Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Peppermint Winter by Lyra G. Rowin reviews
Kurt agrees to help Blaine put up Christmas decorations. Shameless fluff ensues.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
All He Needed To Know by Evil Beware We Have Waffles reviews
Kurt hugged Blaine tightly, his head crushing into the crook of Blaine's neck. Blaine wrapped his arms around Kurt and the two held on for dear life, like if they were to let go, their whole world would collapse. "Thank you," Kurt whispered.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Time of Our Lives by chrisspiration reviews
A look at Kurt's life with Blaine from Finn's perspective. Written based on canon from Special Education.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
To Have And To Hold by Starfire-hime reviews
When Burt Hummel and Carol Hudson decided to tie the knot, Kurt steps in as the wedding planner. But will it be more than he planned for when he invites Blaine to the wedding? Kurt-cenric Klaine story.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,138 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dreamcatcher by emeraldine087 reviews
H/D. Harry is having terrible nightmares in spite of having already vanquished Voldemort. He buys a Dreamcatcher in hopes to get over them, not knowing that it would cause more problems than it solves. But how does Draco Malfoy factor in all of this?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,400 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Broad Stripes and Bright Stars by Threepwillow reviews
Kurt and Blaine broke up in high school. But after seeing him across the field at a college football game, Kurt can't really figure out why. :::Oneshot, Blaine/Kurt, future!fic, never letting that Buckeyes comment die:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In The Stars by YaoiIsLove reviews
Blaine doesn't believe in astrology but when all the signs point to Kurt, how can he ignore them?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Spying by NotSorry reviews
Blaine hadn't meant to spy on New Directions, he really hadn't. A cute Klaine fluff piece... Written after 'NBK'
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
All I Wanted by Whatsername Lambert reviews
What is there to do when the power goes out and you and your boyfriend have a nice, empty house all to yourselves? Established Kurt/Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Because of a Christmas Song by Elizabeth Emme reviews
Blaine feels Kurt deserves more than what Kurt got as his "first kiss".
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Drowning Sorrows by A Phrase That Cuts These Lips reviews
Blaine is concerned for Kurt's social life and takes him to a Dalton party. Kurt learned some things about himself: That he is a lightweight, that he shouldn't be allowed within ten feet of alcohol, and that he's a sucker for boys with pretty eyes. Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Kiss Redux by Not Poignant reviews
Kurt cannot forget Karofsky's 'kiss' and talks to Blaine about it. Blaine comes up with the idea of a do-over, a redux version, and Kurt thinks this might not be a bad idea. Kurt/Blaine, spoilers through Never Been Kissed, S2 .
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Because Everyone Loves a Bit of Skirt by Camunki reviews
'Blaine and Kurt are home alone. Kurt is wearing his skirt. Blaine sees this as an opportunity. It's all going fabulously, that is, until the rest of the Hudmels arrive.' Klaine Blaine/Kurt S!kurt, Rated M, Semi-public smut, Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Four Minutes by YaoiIsLove reviews
Blaine sees a recording of Kurt's 'Four Minutes' performance and can't help but find it a bit….stirring.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Promises Made on Wands by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry has to keep asking Draco Malfoy for help, and in return, Draco asks only for the smallest of payments: a promise. A promise made on wands. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,535 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If I Should Die Before You Wake by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry lies in a magical coma, his dreams filled with images of Draco Malfoy. Ron and Hermione would like to know why. For that matter, the Draco in the dreams would like to know why. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,404 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Put Your Records On by 0CELtic0 reviews
Blaine shows Kurt how romantic records can be... KLAINE! Read, Review, Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Versions Of Violence by DaltonBoyBlaine reviews
Sometimes even the heroes need saving. This fic explores the hidden life of Blaine, and how he clings to the notion of Kurt's love to be the thing that saves him. This will have VERY strong adult content & will soon prove to not be for the faint of heart.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 83 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Condolences by DumbHumanLikeYou reviews
The recent LGBT suicides have always been in the back of their minds. When one rocks Ohio, Kurt finds himself being the strong one, giving Blaine a shoulder to cry on. Klaine as an established relationship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What Can I Get by Threepwillow reviews
With their latest fundraising endeavor, Kurt is seriously thisclose to quitting Cheerios. And cryptic text messages from Blaine are SO not helping. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, side Brittany/Santana, warning for douchey jocks:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Game Talk by DumbHumanLikeYou reviews
Pseudo-sequel to Couch Talk. Finn doesn't like the idea of Blaine coming to the Hummel/Hudson family dinner. Two Chapters, tiny hint of Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Finn H., Blaine A.
Blaine Likes Dictionaries by helloclaude reviews
Blaine really likes dictionaries, because they give him lots of different ways of defining the word 'kiss.' Now if only he could make Kurt understand that...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Couch Talk by DumbHumanLikeYou reviews
Burt Hummel comes home from work to find his son asleep in the lap of a boy he never met. Klaine crushing from Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
kerrigan & lowdermilk can write our soundtrack by helloclaude reviews
Kurt and Blaine's relationship, as set to music by Kait Kerrigan and Brian Lowdermilk.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Pause by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine's got this weird window of time in the afternoons where he invites Kurt over to watch movies. Because he and Kurt are just friends. Kurt definitely doesn't have feelings for him. There's no way. :::Oneshot, Blaine/Kurt, HP jokes:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sugar Daddy by Fearful Little Thing reviews
AU Noah Puckerman never intended to set foot in Lima ever again, but when he's dragged back by his mother's funeral he catches sight of something that makes him reconsider. A beautiful teenage boy called Kurt, who's just begging for a sugardaddy...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,459 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by noiselessheart reviews
Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,277 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Detained by Threepwillow reviews
Getting stuck in his first detention ever gives Kurt a lot of time to think...about last Tuesday, and how weird his relationship with Blaine is becoming. :::Oneshot, Blaine/Kurt, heavy inspiration from Darren Criss's music!:::
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Summer 2010 by The Cimmerians reviews
Finn's summer isn't quite the way he pictured it. Neither is Kurt's.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,861 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Sex Shark, A Papa Bear Story by Fearful Little Thing reviews
bear!Burt verse; Kurt has no idea what the consequences are going to be when he demands a month of celibacy from his sex-obsessed boyfriend.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Rules by Fearful Little Thing reviews
You follow the Rules and everything is ok. Everyone is happy and everyone is equally offended. In the aftermath of a hate crime Kurt recovers from bruises and finds out just how much it means to have friends who care. Ends in Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,363 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
With Your Green Mantle by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco would like visions of Harry Potter to stop appearing in his rose garden, please. Especially since Harry Potter has been gone for seven years. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,543 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love, Free as Air by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. Harry, trapped in his Animagus form, stumbles upon Draco and Snape, who are trapped in a decaying relationship. All three of them will have to become more human. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,884 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Are Dating by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, onesided HPGW. Harry thinks he and Ginny are dating. Ginny, who doesn't want him, must send him back into the waiting arms of Draco. A story of love and Quidditch. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Be Careful What You Drink For by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, HPGW, oneshot. Harry drinks a potion that he hopes will show him his future. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,274 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Because Potter Is Allergic to Poppies by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Someone tries to murder Auror Harry Potter in St. Mungo's, and it's up to Apprentice Healer Draco to solve the crime. For the glory, of course. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,774 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Obscuram per Obscurios by TheLions'PaleProtector reviews
It was in the final battle that Hermione came across Snape, left to die in the Shrieking Shack. Grief-stricken, she took on hell itself trying to him. So what now? What could be scarier than Voldemort? For Hermione, loving the dark hero. Complete. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,334 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ex Libris by zsuzsi reviews
Harry's a Quidditch player who runs across Draco working in a quiet bookshop on the end of Diagon Alley. A low-key, no-fuss romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,839 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Locked Cupboards by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Draco doesn't want to babysit Dudley Dursley because Potter is out of the country, and he especially doesn't want to hear what Dursley has to say to him. At first. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete
HD 'Gifting Harry' by tigersilver reviews
AU; EWE. No. 4 Privet Drive is being sold up and Harry's helping out with the clear out. Draco's off taking advantage of his absence from the Manor to do a little birthday present shopping on the sly. And then it becomes more complicated...as always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Project Doom by FortunaMinor reviews
Hermione and Draco find themselves attending the same wizarding university. How will things play out when the unlikely pair are made Transfigurations partners?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,788 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Romeo, Romeo by Kaoru2.50 reviews
A week has passed. The play is over, the war between the houses is resolved, and things at Hogwarts have returned to normal. Well, mostly... HPDM,some DTSF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,751 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Inducing Heterophobia Through the Sylvester Method by buduica reviews
After hearing that Kurt went out with Brittany in 'Laryngitis,' Sue decides that he needs to kiss a guy, just to make sure. She chooses a not-exactly-reluctant Mike for the task.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Kurt H., Mike C. - Complete
Snow White and Her Prince Charming by Yanx's Pen reviews
The Muggle Studies Professor wishes to have the students act in the play: Snow white and Her Prince Charming. The twist is that all the magic in the fairytale really happens. When Hermione gets poisoned by the apple, who will her Prince Charming be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,115 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Obliviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 2,599 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Water from a Stone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Resurgence by Twilight L Xari reviews
After being burned in his explosion, Mello is found by Matt, who had been looking for him ever since he left the Wammy House. It's always nice to have an old friend on your side, but after almost 5 years, it's bound to be an odd reunion. Matt/Mello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,317 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Matt, Mello
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 138 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Action Figures by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely... A tiny bit of Mature Adult Content. And a broom closet. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Veela Struck by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Veela don't have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry simply because he likes him. But Harry has excellent reason not to date him, and the discovery sends Draco on a journey he didn't envision. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,275 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Night Shift by mindfunk reviews
Auror Draco is stuck in career purgatory on the night shift. When Harry Potter gets banished to the night shift as well, how will his presence interfere with Draco's plans to singlehandedly solve a high-profile murder case and get himself promoted? H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
We're Gonna Go Through It Together by buduica reviews
How did Burt Hummel find Kurt in the auditorium? Will Schuester is involved, and watching the Hummels interact forces a reluctant epiphany upon Will.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Lavender's Truth by Aurette reviews
Hermione's self-imposed distance from her friends comes to an end when Ron asks for help. When they realise The Golden Trio aren't enough to solve a mystery, Hermione hires a pro. Epilogue free, for your pleasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Meet Francis Platinium by Shandi Luaine reviews
DM/HG! Excerpt:"Stay, you're tough, it amuses me. And there's an exercise which I enjoy particularly: humiliate pretentious females, shitty girls like you." "For my part, my favourite entertainment is to deflate balls of proud and haughty writers."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Where Do We Go From Here? by Bolt Shaped reviews
Swiftly turning the doorknob like he usually does, Draco entered the humble home of Hermione Granger. She should be glad he came around, or she might have married Weasley, well then again it was Weasley's fault that this all happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,399 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Talk Like a Pirate Day by beautiful innuendo reviews
What happens when Hermione's twenty fifth birthday is ignored by Harry and Ron in favor of Talk Like a Pirate Day? Draco Malfoy happens. ONE SHOT HG/DM COMPLETE, NOT A CRACKFIC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
a few syllables short of a spell by Ayla Pascal reviews
Romilda Vane is pregnant. A paternity test proves that Harry is the father, and she insists on marriage. Desperate, he calls on Draco and Snape for help in working out how she did it. Snape/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,827 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Prickles on the outside by Ayla Pascal reviews
Harry has become a recluse, hiding away from the rest of the wizarding world. One day, Draco Malfoy turns up at his doorstep asking for his help. Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Series of Connecting the Dots by DreamingInColour reviews
A joint fic by Digitallace & DreamingInColour. Switching between Draco Digitallace and Harry DreamingInColour to form a turbulent story, where Harry and Draco are each trying to manipulate the other. How will it turn out? Not even the authors know!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 181,455 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Cupcake by breeutiful reviews
"Don't insult the cupcake, Blaise." - BlaisePansy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Blaise Z., Pansy P. - Complete
Daily Perfection by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Matt is perfect in everything, skilled to the point whatever he does is mastered. It is amazing. Weird, frighteningly beautiful, because he pushes it as far as applying his skills to the most insignificant of his daily actions. MELLO POV
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Healthy, Upright, and Responsible by Dlvvanzor reviews
I was always a well-adjusted person. At least, you know, until I met Mello. Oneshot, Matt POV.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 2,286 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
18 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity by lovenotwar reviews
Fred and George discover the well known muggle chain letter and make it their mission to maintain their insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,905 - Reviews: 4331 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 3,191 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Black is Our World by IcyPanther reviews
DHr The war is over with Voldemort the winner. Nearly everyone has been captured or killed and hope now lies in a brave few. In a battle of light versus darkness, there can only be one victor. But that doesn't mean the victor wins. No one wins in war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 167,254 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Random Acts of Insanity by xxxrandom13xxx reviews
Rose Weasley has a relevation one day: Her life is boring. What will happen when she makes a list of things she can do to turn her life around in only a few days? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Green Year by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Sequel to Equinoctial. Draco's private Beltane ritual may not be so private after all. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Death Note: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Bloodstained Comma reviews
I think we all know what these are. The newest one up is for B, and you can submit you questions for the FAQs about the NEAR unit in the reviews, since he'll be next.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,184 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Complete
Remember When It Rained? by dmitri reviews
A Valentine's Ball - love is in the air... along with paper hearts. Warnings: slash, HPDM, DTSF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,324 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 3,484 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Angelfish by MorganD reviews
Finn tries to help Rachel, but it's Kurt who needs someone to take care of him. SLASH.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,744 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
My Name Is Near by LiKe a dRuG reviews
Songfic. Matt hears troublesome noises from the new neighbors upstairs. When he finds out what those noises are, he might be too late. yaoi abuse
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Matt, Near
Your Call Could Not Be Connected by ring of rubies reviews
Please Check the Name and Try Again Hermione Granger had taken to screening her floo calls. And it was all Draco bloody Malfoy’s fault… But sometimes even mistakes have happy endings. Two Shot Contains nudity. Easily offended should cover their eyes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not Less of Love by LiterarySpell reviews
Harry comes back to eighth year knowing exactly what he wants, and unfortunately for him, so does Draco. Harry finds out about Draco's new side and definitely doesn’t want to help. But it's not really up to him. Veela fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,939 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2482 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Photo by aimoon reviews
He would have paid for it, only he did not want witnesses. Too bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Solipsism by hikomokushi reviews
But in the end, weren't all of them just as self-absorbed? Weren't they all willing to risk each other's happiness, for the sake maintaining their own? DracoHermione. Written for the 2009-2010 dmhgficexchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,603 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,833 - Reviews: 2772 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Of Fickle Fates and Fateful Fungi by windwings reviews
Hermione's life is about to take a long-awaited turn for the better, but what happens when she discovers that one Severus Snape is standing exactly at the turning point? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,841 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Booty Call by quidditchmum reviews
A mix-up at St. Mungo's presents Harry with the opportunity to spring the mother of all surprises on his wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Death by Pineapple by Ayla Pascal reviews
Ron's dead, but he comes back as a ghost to ask for Hermione's help in solving his murder. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dismantle the Sun by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Ronald is the love of her life and with him, Hermione has two children and the third is on the way. Aleia is a wife of convenience because once, Severus almost died alone. But convenience does not seem enough for him any more when tragedy strikes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,974 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Deal by Secret Koko reviews
Headboy Harry is sure that Malfoy is up to something. He eventually catches the blonde red-handed. He expected a curse, a hex, even a punch or two but what he got instead were the words- “I’ll do anything you want, Potter. Just don't report me." SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,201 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by Extended-Wings09 reviews
In order to prove that Hermione is not boring and not Miss Goody-two-Shoes, she takes on the dare to commit the seven deadly sins. One sin for one day. She thinks its easy, but of course, its not. Wait, what does Malfoy have anything to do with the dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,692 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Permanance by rock-the-casbah18 reviews
Blaise has four tattoos and Hermione can't get to sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
Girls' Night at the Hog's Head by Very Small Prophet reviews
Sixth-year girls of all four houses get together for their traditional night of contests, drink, and unspoken secrets. SSHG, though Sev himself does not appear until the Epilogue. Later chapters rated T for sexual humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Starfire Nights by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. AU of my earlier fic Changing of the Guard. Harry and Draco meet at a series of fantastic Midsummer's Eve parties and grow closer through dancing, and blackmail. Fourshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,862 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Divided We Stand, United We Fall by the laughing redhead reviews
Hermione, barred from marrying Ron as planned, is forced to seek a new husband before Umbridge's Marriage law catches up with her HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,396 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Chocolate Kisses by XxDonMelloxX reviews
Mat and Mello share a Christmas alone together, and each find that they're not the only to have harbored feelings for the other.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,335 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
It's Elemental, My Dear Snape by cathedral carver reviews
Everything has been figured out, except how to live. Pay attention – there’s a test later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,642 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Confection by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Boss, My Friend, My Lover by RuikaRose reviews
Ka. When it comes to work and play Matt and Mello see no reason to separate the two, and their antics serve as entertainment for fellow gang member Takeo. Romantic comedy. MattxMello pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,262 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Matt, Mello
Ron Weasley and the Entropy of the Situation by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, RWHG, oneshot. Ron has been reading a lot about Muggle science, and now he knows that Harry and Draco will break up, thanks to the power of physics! Crack. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Virgin Revelry by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. HPDM slash. Harry discovers that he can banish Voldemort, and it will only involve swearing to be a virgin for the rest of his life! After he swears the vow and it works, along comes Malfoy to reveal a tiny little complication. Threeshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blackberry Magic by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. In which Harry discovers something about Draco Malfoy that makes him determined to help. If he can figure out how. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Half Life by Blossomwitch reviews
When Kurama found a way to separate himself and Shuichi, he felt he owed it to the human to do so. Now the team needs Kurama's memories, but Kurama is nowhere to be found. Shuichi will have to remember. Implied yaoi.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,671 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
Different Shoes by Cafe Au Liet reviews
Professor Dumbledore has an incredible, if insane, idea. To promote inter-house unity and understanding, of course. The students are going to be switching identities! What happens when you don't know whose hair is in your Polyjuice Potion? Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,613 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It Begins Now by Sa-kun reviews
Harry struggles to rebuild his life after a horrific assault. In the Muggle world, there is Dr Hill. At Hogwarts, he discovers Professor Snape. //Snape & Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,830 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Essays by lazer-angel reviews
Essays. I've always loved them. That is, until someone started messing with my essays...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,966 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mamma Mia! by Cybrokat reviews
Complete. When Ginny asks for Hermione's help to win back Harry, she wasn't quite sure what she was getting herself into. Singing and silliness abound. First multi-chapter fic, so please R-n-R :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,891 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How to Survive Draco Malfoy by GunKat reviews
Surviving Draco Malfoy in five not so easy steps as told by Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,362 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sticks, Stones, and Ice Cream Cones by shigeki11 reviews
*Complete* Locked in a cupboard, Harry schemes to escape, not knowing the Dursleys are more than happy to be rid of him. When something goes horribly wrong, who will be there to rescue him? Is he the right person? AU, child-fic, Sevitus. NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,364 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's Sheepy Advent's Calendar by Teddylonglong reviews
On the first of December, seven-year-old Harry decides to run away from the Dursleys'. This story accompanies him until Christmas. Will he be able to find a new and better home until then? A daily Advent's calendar story. AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,508 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Infection by DXM Junkie reviews
A virus rampaged Europe and two top detectives find themselves stuck amongst the aftermath. Suspicions are raised and concluded, emotions are tested. Whoever said death was supposed to be easy? RaitoXL. Currently being edited.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Another Country by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Brain damaged by a Dark curse, Harry now speaks Latin instead of English. The Healers want him to go back to 'normal.' Enter Draco Malfoy, who is determined that Harry should be what he wants to be. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,263 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Zabini's Twelve Days of Christmas by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
Blaise Zabini has a point to prove, whether Hermione Granger wants to listen or not. A Christmas fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,446 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Firefly Nights by Bloodypleasures reviews
Ever since she came to Wammy’s, she would often go out at night to see the fireflies, and I would watch her trying to playfully catch them. I wonder what made the change – me trying to catch them for her…? NearxOC - ch 15: end. Sorry D:
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,828 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Near - Complete
Snowblind by Crookshanks.x reviews
Harry had asked her to meet him and his girlfriend to get to know her better, but there had been no warning that any member of the Malfoy family would be tagging along. Quite frankly, it made Hermione want to jump up and sprint down Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,444 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Smokescreen by xErised reviews
Draco felt his world flip upside down when he realised that he had turned Harry Potter blind. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
From the Corner by coffeeonthepatio reviews
While Hermione, seeing her marriage is at a dead-end, moves back to her parents with Rose and Hugo, Snape finds he is no longer alone in his apothecary in Knockturn Alley - her name is Ophelia and she's four. And Ophelia's his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 164,403 - Reviews: 3998 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Trying by dracofan22 reviews
Draco is trying, but he just can't seem to get it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Renovations by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is bored at home and Harry has quit the Aurors to become a handyman. This was written for HD Career Fair on LJ and was supposed to be crack. Well, I tried. Contains the usual MATURE CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,516 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wanting and Waiting by GreenEyedBabe reviews
SS/HG This is rated MA. Severus fell in love with Hermione during her 7th year. Now Hermione isn't happy in her marriage and Severus might have his chance to show her how much he has wanted and loved her for years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,505 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
War of Words by Yanx's Pen reviews
Ron gets jealous of Draco and Hermione's budding friendship ... or is it more than just friendship? He casts a spell on Draco that causes the latter to say a lot of ... unexpected things. 7th year! Post war
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,388 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4209 - Favs: 5,465 - Follows: 2,253 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Charge by Threshie reviews
When Near suddenly collapses while he and Matt are home alone, the redhead finds himself in charge for the first time ever. AU friendship fic starring Matt and Near, with Mello and L later. Chapter 27 has arrived!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,810 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Matt, Near
Merry Christmas Mr Malfoy by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,378 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Surprise, I Am Your Veela by Amethyst Elann reviews
I'm your mate? Rolf isn't going to be pleased with this latest development."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,909 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Corybantes by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry investigates a mysterious death at Draco's magic club, Corybantes. Someone has to be lying for the man to have died as he did- and Harry is afraid it's Draco. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,000 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Full title: 'How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion, by Scorpius Malfoy, Aged 10 1/2.' Scorpius writes the most interesting primary school essays. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Decorated Hearts by LiterarySpell reviews
Or 'In Which Draco Has an Eye for Design, and Harry Has an Eye For Draco.' Harry fumbles his way through a seduction of Draco, who claims he doesn't date. Can Harry change his mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,412 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Over Tea Leaves and Coffee by formerlyknownasone reviews
You seem to believe entirely too much in coincidence," Draco winked at her. A DMHG story. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,364 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Learning Experience by Living in a fantasy reviews
A field trip turns disastrous when Matt and Mello get lost in the woods. Now they must work together to survive the elements and find their way back to camp, enduring injuries and hazardous weather. Will they ever find their way back?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,641 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Serious as a Heart Attack by parasitic reviews
He was sick and tired of the paranoia and the violence . . . If one more random person asked him if heart failure was contagious, he wished he'd just drop dead . . . Rated for violence and boys love. MelloMatt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Meeting by butterfly1415 reviews
Four year old Nate Rivers had been told that someone was going to come and visit him. Can be taken as LxNear. Minor blood and gore.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Near, L - Complete
Skipping Class and hiding behind bushes by filmgurl2008 reviews
Matt is a thirteen year old who likes to skip class...Mello is a fourteen year old who cries behind the bushes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Honeymoon by dracosoftie reviews
Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,465 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Batteries for Bedlam by phollie reviews
Near may be number one, and Mello may be one hell of a runner up, but Matt has a secret that he will carry to his early grave. A secret such as, in the dawn of childhood and confusion, seeing an exhausted and panic-stricken L finally snap.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Matt, L - Complete
Through the Eyes of Love by Sherrri reviews
Matt refuses to take off his goggles when he and Mello have sex for the first time. Mello demands an explanation and is more than a little surprised by the one he gets: "Have you ever seen or read any X-Men?" Matt x Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Dream, Aloud by karierte reviews
This time, baby, I'll be bulletproof. Mello/Matt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Legally Renting Movies by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello and Matt have a movie night. Mello gets The Godfather, no surprises there, and Matt gets... Brokeback Mountain? Try explaining THAT one to Mello. But Mello might not mind as much as Matt was afraid he would... MelloxMatt oneshot Mello POV FLUFF
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Symbol by scelerus animus reviews
Sayu's fish haunts Light. And kind of looks like L. No, really. Or maybe Light is paranoid. Light, L, Sayu. Satire/Parody, with a dash seriousness. Kind of weird.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Electricals by HeartBeatFailure-x reviews
“Because I don’t need to fix the electrical stuff; you’ll do it” “What?” “You’ll do it for me. Duh” -MattxMello-sort-of-1SHOT- More friendship than yaoi
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Reality by cake.and.tea reviews
Mello discovers Matt playing The Sims. But the two Sims which happen to be simulated versions of Matt and Mello are in a very awkward situation when Mello walks in, and from then on, things turn awkward... Warning; yaoi. MattxMello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Who Changed The Script? by ExplodingWeekend reviews
Also known as 10 Ways Death Note could have gone horribly wrong... or horribly right. Take your pick.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Puzzles and Cakes by FragilePuzzle reviews
Wammy-era. It's Near's birthday, and Mello has to find a way to get the small boy to the playroom...so he can give him his present. Basically fluff. Near's early birthday present MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
A Beating Broken Heart by lovelyblackheart reviews
Mello is trying to figure out how to make Matt fall in love with him without destroying things between them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Poetic Justice by Sherrri reviews
Matt embarrasses Mello at a mandatory poetry reading and a vicious prank war ensues. Matt x Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Of Songbirds and Sleeping Pills by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello isn't moving. MxM oneshot Matt POV.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Eight by Lily Elizabeth Snape reviews
Eight year old Harry was cursed with rotten guardians. Snape is a wizard with an unusually cold disposition, which he has for a reason. Can Severus give the childhood he was never privileged enough to have to the little one?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,399 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 1,955 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Finished by ChocoAndCigs reviews
NearxMello; Mello steals an important piece of Near's puzzle. Near hates things left unfinished and decides Mello must want a kiss in return for his precious puzzle piece. How's Mello going to react to that?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
A Secret Place by kygirl101 reviews
The one day Hikaru is sick in preschool, Kaoru builds a fort and inites Kyouya inside, away from the monsters. Done for 100 fairytales on LJ, prompt #018-the bridge to the other world. Enjoy!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
A Risk Worth The Reward by XxFearTheFluffxX reviews
Everyone takes risks; it's an inescapable part of life. Perhaps the Kira investigation isn't the best place for them but Kiyone finds that THIS time the reward was well worth it. oneshot slight LxOC
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,786 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/7/2009 - L, Watari - Complete
The Visitor by Sashocirrione reviews
Who is visiting L, and why does this person look just like Light? This is an attempt to produce a LxLightxLight threesome without actual twincest, just fake twincest.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Underneath It All by ZeroPanda reviews
Light ponders whether L wears boxers or briefs, but maybe he shouldn't have asked.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Lighter by cheese on Toast reviews
Matt and his lighter. Mello refuses to allow it. Point-blankly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Perfectionist by saidtheirnevers reviews
Mello is a perfectionist. That's why every night has him creeping to the bathrooms for a little one-on-one with the bowl. M/M friendship only, WH.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Hogwarts: A Hedonistic History by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco write their own version of Hogwarts: A History, detailing their quest to christen as many rooms in the castle as possible. A silly, smutty slash adventure. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language. H/D multiple pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,703 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Puzzles and Darts by Raven Ehtar reviews
They're on opposite sides, each working to the same goal. But it takes more than just precision or strength to win the game... Subtle Mello/Near shonen-ai. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Seme and Uke by mattandmello reviews
Matt and Mello: from Wammy's til death. Cannon. Contains spoilers, swearing, much smut and boyxboy. MattxMello. COMPLETE!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,394 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Exploring New Hobbies by ryuzaki-will-live-on reviews
MattxMello oneshot. the boys are bored, and matt suggests expanding their horizon of hobbies, he wants to teach mello how to play a video game,but does he have ulterior motives? do the boys find a different hobby they enjoy even more? rated T for language
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Very Walpurgis Night's Madness by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, twoshot. Long ago, the English wizards bound the English faeries away. Now one of them, Puck, has escaped, and Harry and Draco must stop him before he turns the whole of England into a twisted faerie amusement park. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,736 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 2765 - Favs: 3,796 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Common Villages and Theater by st.jimmy.987 reviews
AU Prince Nate Rivers is 'kidnapped' by his cousin and lost in a commoner's marketplace. He is found by a theater group. Oh, my...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,611 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Rant by smearedliner reviews
While attending the midnight showing of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Mello goes on a rant about Twilight. MattXOC and MelloXOC Edward Bashing inside.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Fireflies by skrinkle reviews
One summer night at Wammy's as they make plans for the future, Matt realizes just how much his best friend means to him. Matt/Mello fluff.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Sexy Striptease by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
L asks Raito to give him a striptease, but just how will the brunette react? Even more important, will he do it? And what will happen if our favorite detective finds himself unable to control his urges? The underlining has been fixed, by the way!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/25/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Elixir D'Amour by Naadi reviews
Asteria Greengrass has a love potion and Draco is her target, but the outcome is very unexpected – well, not to everyone. ;- Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,707 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sweet Sentimental Fool by RuikaRose reviews
Ka. After announcing that he and L are dating to the rest of the Kira Taskforce team, Raito finds himself caught between work, his affectionate lover and the unwanted attention of his workmates. Comedy with some romance. LxLight pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Anything by Dlvvanzor reviews
Matt finds out about the one who used to be ranked third at Wammy's. His name was C, and he loved B more than anything. All things considered, it sounds a little familiar... MxM oneshot, Matt POV.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Ur So Gay by Loveless-slave reviews
Matt sends Mello a text message that turns out to be... true?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
When the chandelier falls by FragilePuzzle reviews
The children of Wammy's go to see a ballet, and things go awry when the audience is held hostage by a mysterious killer that seems to be looking for Near. Will Mello and Near be able to save the audience, and themselves, in time? MxN, onesided BBxN/BBxL.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,798 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Actions Speak Louder by RuikaRose reviews
Za. Matt receives a rare glimpse at his friend Mello's crueler side when his attempts at confessing his true feelings are badly expressed and misinterpreted by Mello, who promptly attacks him. Citrus, not too much else. MattxMello pairing.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
This Kid is Wierd by XatraKeehl reviews
MattxMello. Matt and Mello back at Wammy's house, when Matt had only just been moved into Mello's room, first of four stories.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,325 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Leather in the Mirror by Dlvvanzor reviews
I wish it had been Matt. Maybe if it had, I wouldn't have had to hit rock bottom to get where I am now. Maybe things could have been different. Maybe I wouldn't have become... this. Mello POV MxM oneshot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Be Alive, Mello by Dlvvanzor reviews
Matt remembers the day he found Mello in the burning remains of the building he blew up. Matt POV Oneshot MxM sweetness
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Hentai Games by Dlvvanzor reviews
Matt is, yet again, paying more attention to his games than to Mello, and naturally Mello doesn't like it. What Mello doesn't understand is why the Matt-thieving game is moaning, but he plans on finding out. MxM oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Matt - Complete
Running Out by Syrasha reviews
She was born to run away. Her heart and soul lay out on that road. He sincerely wanted to change that. MattXOC MattOC MailXOC MailOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Mello's a Jerk by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello's a jerk- he knows that, thanks- and this time he's finally managed to piss off Matt. If he weren't so desperate to fix it, he would consider this rather an achievement. Mello POV, oneshot. Fluffy MxM.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chemistry by Recalled to Life reviews
High school AU one-shot. Everyone is excited for lab day in Chemistry... except Near. He dreads working with his lab partner: Misamisa!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Near, Misa A. - Complete
Keehlotania by FragilePuzzle reviews
AU. Prince Matt buys Prince Mello a gift for his birthday...a boy named Near. When the prince falls in love with him, will Near feel the same? MelloxNear, Crack-ish, M for language and lemons.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,653 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
A Girl Thing by EllieF reviews
Mello hates girly stuff, but she discovers it has its uses.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Mello - Complete
Ghostly by Raven Ehtar reviews
Mihael has only been at Wammy's for three weeks, and doesn't expect to stay much longer. Unable to sleep due to nightmares of his past, he notices what appears to be a ghost on the swings. Will the apparition give him a reason to stay?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
First Kiss by FragilePuzzle reviews
One fine day, L visits Wammy's orphanage. But, young Near has a super-special-very-important favor to ask of him. Will he be able to gather up the courage to...well...ask him? LxNear, slight MelloxNear, fluffy oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Near, L - Complete
Sleep For the Weary by Indee reviews
While at Misuzu's pension, Haruhi discovers how truly terrifying a sleepy Mori-senpai can be. Light Haruhi/Mori fluff.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Stolen Dessert by agrajagthetesty reviews
He would inform me that today the kitchens had cheesecake, or strawberry shortcake or chocolate pudding, and we would sneak through the corridors, him slightly ahead and me lagging behind with my eyes trailing along the creases of his shirt. L/Mello
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/28/2009 - L, Mello - Complete
Candles and Lego by agrajagthetesty reviews
Matt internally wishes that Near would become angry, scared, defensive, anything- even a tiny display of emotion would be evidence of a crack in his composure and would cool Mello's rage with satisfaction. But of course, it is too much to ask. Matt/Near
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
Red Nail Polish by parasitic reviews
Matt's life is not quite right. His job as a video game beta tester is no longer satisfying, and his beautiful car is all scratched up. He thinks a mystery blonde girl is responsible, so when he makes a friend in a waiter he can't resist asking for help.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,370 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Chess by Blueberry-Valentine reviews
Doom is approaching." Near and Mello battle out their differences, and Matt is there when it's all over.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
In the Library by Raven Ehtar reviews
On a cold day at Wammy's, a library offers comfort to Near and Mello. As well as some confusing insights. NearXMello shounen-ai. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Rollerskates by peoplegrowandchange reviews
Sequel to Mud-caked Shoes: Book signings, killer fans, and family get-togethers. Maybe they should have stuck to rollerskating. L/Light
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,945 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Small Distraction by Threshie reviews
Mello finds himself with a very tiny chibi Near to take care of...or to torment. Also features Matt.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Mello, Near
Surprising Love Confession by RuikaRose reviews
Za. Raito is stunned to wake up beside L, but more confusing is that forgotten night...what exactly happened between them? Non-explicit comedy. LxLight pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Parental Guidance by Edmondia Dantes Redux reviews
Soichiro Yagami has a Very Important Conversation with his son. Crackfic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Soichiro Y., Light Y. - Complete
Why Me by Ninja Basket reviews
Looks like L is going to be a grandpa. Or...Is he? Mello's PoV. Takes place in Wammy House, Matt/Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,332 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
My Name is Harry Potter by Kwan Li reviews
My name is Harry Potter. The year is 2007. I have not spoken to a human being in six years, three months, and twenty three days. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,110 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Secrets of a Mushroom Ring by Winnett reviews
The Ministry needs Snape to stop the deadly spread of poisonous potions. Harry is hired to find him, and with aid from Draco, they stumble into a mess that forces them to realize their true desires. HP/DM/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,653 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Pure Sentiments by RuikaRose reviews
Za. In the Maths class they have together, Matt and Mello grow closer over the notes they write to each other. Romance. MattxMello pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Tainted Affections by RuikaRose reviews
Za. One night with a heavy heart Mello leaves his lover Matt, only to be reunited a few years later with a man very different to the one he left. Romance.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual by tonksinger reviews
He went into the bookshop looking for books, but found a head of bushy brown hair selling them. She opened the bookshop looking for happiness after heartbreak, but finds that business in Diagon Alley can get nasty. SSHG, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,379 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Trapped In Snow by o0RainbowParadise0o reviews
Near has disappeared from the orphanage. There's a blizzard going on outside. Where could Near be? Mello makes a promise to the most annoying girl he knows, saying he'll find Near, the last person Mello ever wants to be around...Mello x Near! Mello's POV
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
But I'm Hikaru! by PurpleSkye reviews
HIKARUxOC. “Why do you call me Kaoru, anyway?” Hikaru inquired out of curiosity. “Because I thought Kaoru’s kindness would rub off on you if I did.” Aoi explained truthfully... Happy Birthday Twins!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
it's the beat by mimarin reviews
Matt has excellent timing. A series of MxM sins.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Storybook Symphony by Silver Simplicity reviews
L is a famous author living at a university that Light just happens to attend. When L saves Light from a hoard of girls and wants something in return, what will happen between them?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,788 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Love Me More Than Candy by RuikaRose reviews
Za. L decides to use Matsuda to make Raito jealous, but it backfires. Romance. LxLight pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Planting Kisses by RuikaRose reviews
Ka. Matsuda is working on a new garden for his house, and has somehow managed to persuade everyone from the Kira Taskforce team to help him out. Romantic comedy. LxLight pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Lie To Me Sweetly by RuikaRose reviews
Za. Matsuda and Misa get stuck in a room together, and share some unusually serious moments. Romance. MisaxMatsuda pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Matsuda T., Misa A. - Complete
Shinigami Babies by GreenOnBlack reviews
In which Raito learns about where shinigami babies come from and that he isn't all knowing.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Of Death Notes, Dead SPK Members & Super Mario 64 by zorrie reviews
Sorry about the laundry list title, but it's the best I've got. Fluff bordering on crack!fic. Bowser had better watch out.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Coffee Shop by Kit-Kat Punk-lover reviews
One-shot/ Who knew lingering in a coffee shop, drinking hot chocolate, and scaring away passing people would bring Mello an interest....and a pleasure. M/M AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
We're Fools in Love by RuikaRose reviews
Ka. Raito and L stage a play to try and tell Yagami-san they're dating. Romantic comedy. LxLight pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Latenight Monopoly Meetings by theckel reviews
“Granger,” Draco drawled, “Why in Merlin’s name are you playing Monopoly by yourself – and at three in the morning, no less?” fin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,995 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You're My Plaything by RuikaRose reviews
Za. When Watari calls in sick one day, L forces Raito to replace him. The two become much closer and...wait, Watari is a pervert! Non-explicit romance with some comedy. LxLight pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I'll Always Make You Smile by RuikaRose reviews
Ka. L has developed a habit of falling asleep on Raito whenever they are together. Matsuda watches them and finds it all very cute. Sweet romance and some comedy. LxLight pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Bachelor Party by Rizzle reviews
Wizarding Britain’s most famous couple is getting married. Organised mayhem ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,650 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tears by angeltrap reviews
When there are relationships to be meddled with, or tears to be dried, Matsuda is already on the way - whether his help is wanted or not. Fluffy matsudaness and LightxL
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Escort to Happiness by Her Sweetness reviews
AU. Mello's life has just been flipped upside down and L's the cause. Though they've never met, L is determined to right the wrong and drag his best friend, Raito, through his attempts to fix a young man's heartache. L x Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,003 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Mello, L - Complete
9 Things He'd Like To Say by atomish reviews
When you've been with a person for a long time, some things become too hard to say. These are 9 things Mello wish he could say to Matt but really can't get the words out right. Warnings: yaoi, suggestive themes. Some are AU, others not. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Draco the Cowardly Lion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Alcohol by UrKid reviews
There was a period of time after Mello left that nothing was right between the two top prodigies in the House. One could say they were depressed. // MattxNear
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
It's a Wonderful Life by Severe Cabbage reviews
Near is fighting puberty, and Mello has a habit of taking stupid dares. Naturally, this leads to misguided seduction attempts, a proliferation of unnecessary emotions, and a growing attraction towards Mello's feet. Sometimes, it's hard to be a genius. MxN
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,727 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Removed by Scarred DNA reviews
CANCELLED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Providence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry is in love with Draco, but Draco needs someone else to be happy. So Harry decides to write letters to him that seem to come from Astoria, so Draco will fall in love with her. Brilliance! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,685 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Skin Conditions & the other 99 confessions of L by The.Dust.Of.Jack reviews
L speaks the truth for the first time in his life.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/13/2009 - L
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2759 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sweets by Silver Simplicity reviews
Chief Yagami and Matsuda are standing outside L and Light's room. What EXACTLY do they hear?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/10/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Ghosts by The.Dust.Of.Jack reviews
Whammy becomes concerned when six year-old L creates an imaginary friend. Warnings: Real name spolier, no beta annnnd...slight spoilers.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Chocolate Master by naonaonao reviews
When looking for a cheat on a game, Matt finds Mello's MySpace. And he has fangirls. Subtle MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Life Unlived by sshg316 reviews
While sorting through Severus Snape's belongings, Hermione makes an intriguing discovery that changes her life forever. SSHG. DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,220 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Switched by Hana-no-yoru reviews
One-shot: Light wakes up to discover that Ryuk had done something to his body. How will L react?...Warning:Gender Bending! LxLight, NearxOC and implied MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Laundry by Meemo1415 reviews
Matt suggests Mello do the laundry, but he never expected THIS. *This story is what happens when you mix a creative mood and chores.. Total chaos! Or a fluffy one-shot. Take your pick.* Contains Mello/Matt loveliness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Practice by StrawberryXShine reviews
Mello sips his coffee while his student Near struggles at the piano. Random OC oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
The Other Card by reraimu reviews
Mello wants Matt to give him a Valentine's Card, but Matt just finds the whole Valentines thing to be pointless. So when he hand-makes Mello a card, he discovers that there's also a another card, not for Matt, but for Near. ONE SHOT.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Be Good and Don't Make a Sound by Naatz reviews
-complete, slash, HP/SS- How can Harry rush to the rescue when it's his own dad who stands in his way, and Death Eater Severus Snape who needs his help? -Snarry Games 2007 fic, Team Wartime, Genre: AU, Prompt: Chain of Command- Dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Smooth Sailing by Edmondia Dantes Redux reviews
Getting used to those handcuffs can't have been easy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Convalescing With You by Scripta Lexicona reviews
L is under the weather and ill-fortuned Light is left caring for him. Rated for some language. Hints of BL.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,458 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Kinky Handcuffs by Quiet reviews
Light sends an email to a mysterious person about the demanding taskmaster who keeps him tied up and sleepless. L thinks the wording is awkward, Light remains oblivious, and the mysterious person is frantic. Dialogue Project! Innuendo to the extreme!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/16/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Shoot for the Moon by Hari-Aisu reviews
As if it isn't enough that L seems to be the most unapproachable human being on Earth, to also add three psychotic successors trying to remake him completely? Now that is just cruel. Yet when there are no options left... L will take what he can get.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,986 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Like Memories by Joanie Dark reviews
L remembers the event Christmas is back in England and decides to give the Japanese taskforce a bit of cheer. LxRaito.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Doting by Cavity Inducing reviews
You are not resting, as originally told to, are you?" Ryuzaki-san doesn't seem to be the doting type, per se, but i guess it would be considered problematic if i /was/ having hallucinations due to a fever and all that. -fluffy interactions between LxOC-
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - L - Complete
Define Love by SapphireMistress reviews
A project that takes three kids into a confusing maze that leads them into unexpected twists and turns, and a whole lot of emotional whirlwinds...will they get out, or will they turn to a dead end?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,115 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
King of The Arcade by Insanitoon reviews
Matt's flying over to England because he's fed up with playing nooby DDR-ers in Japan, but he gets more than he bargained for when he reaches London.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Trick Stair II: Advanced Studies by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Three hours was an awfully long time to spend in a trick stair. But now that they're out of the stair, Hermione and Draco don't feel like it was that long, and the world outside seems a great deal more real. And what's this new PostNEWTs business?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Makeover by Ms-Figg reviews
25 year old Hermione Granger wins a free makeover. She is also working on a way to stop the Phantom Summons left over after Voldemort's death. Professor Snape is her lab niffler but willing to do more experimentation outside the Mark. AU, M/F, Lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,463 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Serious Reality by Catmoongirl reviews
Do you understand why you are here, Mister Jeevas?" "Sure, I was looking at porno mags while Mello was out shopping." Mello's idea of a prank seemed rather cruel to Matt...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Bedroom Rules by koa-chan reviews
Matt is the child of the two. Why? Because he DOES NOT follow Mello's rules and he makes his own! Even if it's Mello's friggin' bed, dammit. - MattxMello for the win.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Coincidence by rEpose reviews
Matt, Mello, and Near are walked in on a private moment by Linda. What happens when Linda tries to take Matt away from his lovers?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Mello, What's Love? by rEpose reviews
Near watches Gone With the Wind for an assignment, and is wondering what love is. And what better person better to go to than over emotional Mello?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Calculated Risks by Lord Onisyr reviews
An overstressed L finds some solace in a weekend fling with a male artist: an affair revealed years later when Mello and Matt discover an intimate painting of their idol. COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,019 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - L, Mello - Complete
Scattering Ashes by Gloria B reviews
Three years after the fall of Kira, Near continues his role as the successor of L with dutiful indifference. Even so, he is haunted by ghosts of the past—indeed, one comes back from the dead hell-bent on teaching Near how to live.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 132,948 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Near, Matt
Step One Admitting You Have a Problem by the punchline reviews
“Well Mr. Malfoy,” she says. “It has been a while. To what do I owe this pleasure?” “Er – yes,” I reply dumbly. “Um, well… There is something WRONG with me.” - Previous pen name: krazie-livin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Anticipation by Scripta Lexicona reviews
AU. Aureliane wakes up on a very special morning only to find that L and Light are gone. Part of what I'm calling the "Aure 'verse."
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Midnight Release Party by Living in a fantasy reviews
Matt drags Mello along to a midnight release party to get the final Harry Potter book. Mello is not pleased. Crackish.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Two Letters by Tierfal reviews
‘No’ is just two letters, but they're not the ones that plague him. L/Mello, for Jenwryn.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - L, Mello - Complete
The Times and Life of an ExMafia Housewife by Shadow Dancer666 reviews
Now that Mello isn't in the Mafia anymore and he has his housewife duties, what is his daily life like? Crack, three-shot. MattxMello WARNINGS: foul language, smut, and violence
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,082 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Caveat Emptor by Tierfal reviews
In which there are shopping trips, sarcasm, backhanded compliments, dark rooms, big guns, bubble baths, trauma of every sort, and detailed fantasies involving cake - lots of those. Let the buyer beware indeed. L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,536 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Of Dinosaurs and Mary Sues by Reaper-Lawliet reviews
Oneshot. Mary Sue Parody. What happens when Mary Sue comes to Wammy's House? What do dinosaurs have to do with anything?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Convention by miss atari reviews
Convention: “You heard me,” he chuckled, “Make out with me.” - Mello and Matt meet at an anime convention. AU. MelloxMatt. Shonen-ai/yaoi, LEMON. FOURSHOT! Compleeeete! :D
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,534 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3443 - Favs: 5,448 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
February First by Tierfal reviews
Matt mostly just wants peace and quiet for his birthday. Naturally, Mello doesn't understand the meaning of either of those words.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
If Life Was Like a Video Game by Serene Ice Dragon reviews
When a group of kids in the Wammy House stumble across a forgotten invention, they become interested in a virtual reality video game. Deciding to try it out on their own, they soon discover what living in a video game is really like.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,654 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The End Is Near by Tierfal reviews
A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Lost in Translation by ThePrincessBride14 reviews
Draco stopped talking to Hermione after a fight. Or at least she thought he did. One-shot. Dhr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Window, Tree by Tierfal reviews
Sayu would like nothing more than for Light to go boil his head right now, but he always has to have the last word. Matsuda/Sayu, with background Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Sayu Y., Light Y. - Complete
How To Catch A Mello by jeevasxkeehl reviews
Light and Near didn't know the best way to catch Mello... but Matt knew...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Where There's a Will by grangerinvestigations reviews
Lucius Malfoy has left a rather surprising will: if Draco works for Hermione for one year, both he and S.P.E.W. will inherit thirty million galleons. Of course, they might kill each other first... Not epilogue compliant. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Epilogue: Routine by the punchline reviews
The exchange between Hermione and her boyfriend had become a routine. That exchange – and everything it meant – was, no doubt, the reason she woke up every morning. EPILOGUE TO BREAKING STIGMAS BUT CAN BE READ ON ITS OWN. - Previous pen name: krazie-livin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Renaissance by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Signs of a Body by Her Sweetness reviews
AU oneshot. Over the hoilday period, Mello finds the meaning of Christmas with a little help from a quirky stranger named L and, of course, Patrick Swayze. Slight crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Mello, L - Complete
Japan Pyon! by The Radioactive Muffin reviews
One-shot. Mild MelloxMatt. Mello finds himself on the front cover of a famous Japanese magazine, Japan Pyon! Will Mello and Matt's friendship be able to endure a whirlwind of crazy events? Mild swearing. I do not own Death Note. Deal with it.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Abduction of a Gryffindor by Nyakai reviews
Hermione is kidnapped and her friends plan several unsuccessful rescue missions. It's the most unlikely person who comes to Hermione's aid, but her safety isn't his motive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,033 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Small Gifts by Miyamashi reviews
For a Christmas contest at Mangabullet: It was Christmas, and Mello came to the sudden realisation that he should probably be dead. MelloMatt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Mello, Matt
Bathroom Fun by Viyola reviews
It was always annoying to bath together. But if the two men had insulted or otherwise confronted each other during their long work days, their mutual baths were even the perfect place for further confrontation. Mild suggestive themes, mostly humor :
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Fairytales by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sitting comfortably in L's lap, a young Near mulls over the story of Snow White. FLUFF.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2008 - L, Near - Complete
Intaglio by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot, epilogue-compliant. Harry knew he was attracted to Draco Malfoy. But he also knew that he needed a simple life after the war. So he ignored the complication. For as long as he could. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,621 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Repetitions by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Why haven't you aged?" LxLIGHT. BASED ON THE DOUJINSHI "GOD'S EYES."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 3,827 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All Washed–Up by Tierfal reviews
Near can't stand the humidity, but maybe Florida has some redeeming qualities after all. Mello/Near.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Me and You by Mibae-Buttons reviews
Well, the playroom will never be the same again, thanks to Mello and Near, with Matt's help that is. MxN with sprinkles of MxM and MxNxM
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Dream of Mirror 2 Corners of Reality by TIBryant reviews
There are infinite realities and infinite versions of you in each one of them. I never thought we'd meet again. Yaoi MelloNear AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,735 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Great and Terrible Throwing Out by DessArtem reviews
Mello was seriously sick of Matt naming furniture. So, to teach him a lesson, he throws the toaster, Philbrook, out the window. Big mistake, since everyone knows that when you name something, it gets its own personality. Mello's gonna learn the hard way..
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Private Lessons by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“You’re trying to deep-throat a banana?” Mello paraphrased loudly, sounding simultaneously incredulous and stunned. “What’re you, gay?”
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/23/2008 - L, Near - Complete
Temporally Disinclined by Tierfal reviews
Light pressed a hand to the glass. “Ryuzaki, it’s snowing. It’s snowing on Christmas. Isn’t that kind of… magical?”
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Magic Position by Erythros reviews
A lot of things can change when you meet the right person. DHr. An extended one-shot in three parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,105 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Superb by Zwip reviews
Alternate Universe. One made of crack, specifically. 17: “Why couldn’t we be pitted against some normal evil person? A nice, normal sociopath serial killer would have been just as interesting!"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,599 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - L, Light Y.
Aquadots by SincerelyRainbow reviews
MxNfriendship/Crack!/T for safety/R&R It all started with Mello's curiosity, but somehow, it ended with Near, a bikini and the Cha-Cha Slide. But what does Aquadots have to do with anything?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Near, Matt - Complete
My messenger from hell by MidnightInDecember reviews
Light Yagami never was Kira," L repeated slowly. "And now, he is just an unhappy boy with an eating disorder, who cannot take the pressure." "That's not true! My son is perfect!" "Apparently not to himself." L/ Light yaoi, fifth and last chapter!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,126 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
An Interesting Occurence with a Couch and a Gun by DessArtem reviews
Matt knew he should've just left the stupid couch alone...Now he's going to pay the price. Rated for Violence and language and some blood so yeah, pretty much rated for Melloness :p Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
To Mello, With Love by Catmoongirl reviews
Birthdays are important, Mail. The world is self-centered, but everyone deserves to know how special they really are. That's why on someone's birthday, we tell that person just how much we love them.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Care by Imogen LeFay reviews
“Are you trying to get me killed?” Finally, L reacted – by putting a tissue onto Light’s cheek. ”Raito-kun should wash off the blood.” Pre-Christmas Pseudo-fluff of the L/Light variety.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Nymph Hunt by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,733 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 123 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Inseparable by Doc Scratch reviews
Sequel to Separation. Good Idea: Taking a break from caring for three astoundingly intelligent and incredibly bothersome boys. Bad Idea: Inflicting them upon an innocent, unprepared summer camp in the process. Mello/Near! On hiatus indefinitely.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,985 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Mello, Near
Pure Chance by Tierfal reviews
Five years after the events of "Dumb Luck," Near invites Matt and Mello over to celebrate their victory over Kira. So begins the kinkiest tea party in the history of mankind. Matt/Mello/Near.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Operation Cheer Up Granger But Don't Die Trying by MyPhoenixLament reviews
It made the world seem a little unbalanced; Granger was supposed to be Grangerish, and that was simply a fact of life. In which Hermione behaves oddly, Draco goes to ridiculous lengths, and Harry has no idea what's going on. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Any Way You Want It by Tierfal reviews
“Are these leather pants?” Light demanded incredulously. Matsuda waved a careless hand. “You’ll thank me later,” he pledged. Light/L, PWP-ish.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/8/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Brigandage by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Draco disappears through a mysterious mirror and Harry is sent to retrieve him. Enter Jack Sparrow. Mature content and threesome warning. Pretty fluffy other than that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Draco M., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
You Left The Door Open by Eyes-of-Crimson reviews
//One-Shot//MelloSayu// “Excuse me? I kidnapped you, traumatized you, invaded your home, put a gun to your head, called you a potato and you offer me ice-cream?”
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Mello, Sayu Y. - Complete
The Dog Days by Miyamashi reviews
Summer could easily be considered Mello's absolute least favorite time of year. Matt, on the other hand, loved it, and for every reason Mello gave for despising the season, Matt had an equally compelling reason to adore it. MelloXMatt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Breaking Stigmas by the punchline reviews
That stupid Slytherin with his stupidly smug smirk could take that stupid book and just shove it up his stupid Slytherin - 'Hermione, you're muttering again.' - Muchos thanks to mae513 for the title! Seperate epilogue, - Previous pen name: krazie-livin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,429 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Virgin Color by Shandi Luaine reviews
Draco was a Narcissus of the modern era, he bent over the river, but instead of drowning in his reflection, he stepped back and went to see in others’ rivers to find out that finally they weren't better than he was.DM/HG Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,238 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Feminine Complaints by Severe Cabbage reviews
In his everlasting quest to defeat Near, Mello's sleep starved mind comes up with a genius plan that may ruin his rival forever. Unfortunately, there are always detractors, even with the most brilliant of ideas...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Dumb Luck by Tierfal reviews
“Mello smiled like a complacent cat. ‘We,’ he announced, ‘should play strip poker.’” Matt/Mello/Near Wammy's madness ensues.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Fate's Garden by Rational Lunacy reviews
Sasuke kills Naruto. Sasuke gets killed. They both end up in a new life, and then another life, and another...whoever said life for the children of gods was easy? Watch as they come into their divinity...NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 95,031 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dance Like There's No Tomorrow by sweet-niyako reviews
AU "Light, this is L, the best detective in the world. L, this is Light, your new dance teacher..." otherwise known as Watari's newest attempt to find a friend for L. LxLight yaoi
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/9/2008 - L, Light Y.
Slaughtered by Moonshine 369 reviews
Misa has a night of fun and Trick-or-treating planned for her and Light, but that might prove difficult if Light gets murdered by L before that's possible. Funny Halloween fic. Includes twisted humor, and lots of fake blood.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Birthday Bumps by MiaoShou reviews
Birthday fic for L. Yaoi XD
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/31/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Only Fools Rush In by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash - When Ginny breaks things off with him, Harry turns to his work partner Draco for comfort, but can Draco provide more than just simple friendship and a couch to sleep on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,784 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How I Spent My Summer Vacation by racheesi reviews
What seems like a horrible school enforced holiday assignment turns out to be a great learning experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Pretend Preformance by KivaEmber reviews
AU ONESHOT. The fangirls were driving Raito insane, and his only salvation was to pretend to go out with his sort-of-friend, Ryuuzaki Hideki. Unfortunately, Raito discovered that he was just trading one Hell for another. LxRaito.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/10/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drunk by Your Silver Lining reviews
In which Matt and Mello get Near drunk. And they get some surprising results that please each and everyone of them. MelloXNear. Getting a sequel!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Perfect Marks by Rurouni Star reviews
-BlaiseHermione- You can learn anything with a book and a Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,003 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - [Blaise Z., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hold Me by Alien ABC's reviews
The life of L Lawliet, in eight hugs.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - L - Complete
Ron Weasley and His Happy Little Bubble of Denial by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, crackfic, prequel to 'Ron Weasley and the Adventure of the Dastardly.' Ron is a chess-master and a war strategist. He knows that Harry is not really dating Draco Malfoy, because he can come up with much better explanations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
A Plan Gone Awry by ViDez reviews
Mello should've locked his bedroom door before he started tying almost all of Near's clothes on the flagpole... MelloxNear. A tiny bit of OOC-ness, swearing, suggestive themes, and tight leather.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Zen and the Art of Nintendo by Sherrri reviews
Matt has a lot of faith in the power of video games to get him what he wants. If only he had a bigger TV to play them on, Mello would definitely be his. Matt x Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Promise by Damien-Damien reviews
When Ryuuzaki made that promise, he never really thought the boy would remember it for more than a month. AU, language, shonen ai
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/22/2008 - L, Mello - Complete
Isolated, Not Alone by oddender reviews
When Roger tells Mello that he has to go to an isolation camp to learn "patience and solitude" it's enough to make him want to break everything in sight. When he finds out who he has to go with... Maybe death to all is an understatement.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,553 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Ron Weasley and the Adventure of the Dastardly by Lomonaaeren reviews
When Harry collapses at his birthday party, Ron just knows that Malfoy poisoned him. And he's going to find out how. HPDM, RWHG, oneshot, crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Mudcaked Shoes by peoplegrowandchange reviews
L is the loser, Misa is his model girlfriend, and Light is the man who stole her away. If L wants to get revenge on this guy, he'll have to get his hands dirty... or his feet. L/Light
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,567 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Lucky Number 72 by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry spots Draco at a Muggle football game. Stalking ensues. OH SO much mature adult content here. Also, this fic is based on a header occasionally used on my LJ page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Posture by Moonshine 369 reviews
L sits in a strange position, but it helps him out a lot. But Light isn't the same as L. What makes him think he has a right to sit like L?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/4/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Only Thing I'm Missing by Kaze Kimizu reviews
This is not a serious fic. It is not a love-love fic, either. This is the product of forcing myself to think up a oneshot while listening to music. This takes place at Wammy's. Matt walks in on Mello in a very...unusual position. What to do?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
It’s easy to say when you don’t know who’s looking by Crazy4Moony reviews
A conversation between L and Light in the bathtub doesn’t have the results they’d hoped for—because it’s easy to say when you don’t know who’s looking, harder to explain when you find out who heard. Watari pours tea and Soichiro fumes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Between the Pages by hannahjap reviews
AU set in modern day/real world. While cursing his boring life out in the rain one day, Matt comes across an injured, unconcious stranger. But while the boy will make his life more interesting, he'll also make it harder. MelloxMatt and MelloxNear.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,289 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Bet by Kozga Nitt reviews
Matt and Mello bet upon whether or not not Mello can stand a month being nice to Near. Well, easier said than done, I must say. A small story about revenge and kindness. MelloxNear in later chapters, where the M-rating kicks in, along with profanity.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Cash Cab Insanity by Hari-Aisu reviews
Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Thunderstorms by Moonshine 369 reviews
Near is afraid of thunderstorms. Of all the people, what was he thinking when he went to Mello for comforting?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Invasion by Moonshine 369 reviews
Why does it feel like an invasion when someone else twirls Near's hair? Even Near isn't sure. But maybe he'll be able to get over that for a certain gamer... MattxNear
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Alexander Malfoy by grednforge117 reviews
How Draco Malfoy's son helps him fall in love with the most unexpected person. Rated for language and later chapters. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,204 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Gaming Skills by Moonshine 369 reviews
Near is frustrated that he can't seem to beat a stupid Mario game against Matt. Is there any way Near can get him distracted long enough to beat him? MattxNear.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Operation Gay Bar by x-Lazart-x reviews
They're supposed to be watching a suspect while under cover. And if that takes them to a gay bar? then so be it. L/Light Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Breaking Stone by The Pyrat reviews
Mello is often a rather angry fellow. It's bad enough when Matt must see that unhappy look of his for hours a day, but when the unfortunate demise of a certain GameBoy occurs, there's punishment in store. **Kinky yaoi, one-shot**
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Mary Sue Commandments by Jaceiri reviews
Oneshot. Thou shall conform to these commandments when making a new Mary Sue. And thou shall like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008 - OC - Complete
Gym Class Heroes by Her Sweetness reviews
Mello attempts to share with Near his love of basketball. The love is not returned. OS.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
L is Dead! by Zwip reviews
Just as planned, but for whom? Chapter 11: “I must say, I’m greatly offended that you underestimated me so grossly.”
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Are Friends? by That Rabid Fangirl reviews
My pet project, set at Wammy's, with all character ages evened out. Kind of a cliche drabbles story. Warning: OC. I'm having lots of fun with this story!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,659 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - L, Near - Complete
Potassium by silvaaeterna reviews
On any other day, Near would have continued to his room without a second thought. Today was different, though. Today, somehow, it didn't seem right to leave Matt in such a state. He'd been left behind already, after all. Near-centric oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Near, Matt - Complete
Blossoming White by ChanceXIII reviews
AU Raito x Near Shocking, I know. Near was always the youngest, and therefor, the least important. He had four genius older brothers after all, what was so special about him? But for the first time in his life, Near had something that was just his...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Near, Light Y. - Complete
Kira Cockroach by Moro-moro reviews
Ryuuzaki... You're not afraid of Kira... but you're afraid of bugs? I'd have never imagined. CRACK
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2008 - L - Complete
Five Times Near Shocked Mello by whitehoney reviews
...or 'Near and sexual innuendo'.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Through the Eyes of the Deceived by ThatRosieSparkle reviews
It started with those stupid, stupid handcuffs... He disappears almost every night now. Light/L Rated to be safe
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 117 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Being Assertive by WeasleyForMe reviews
Could Hermione be the demanding, bossy, assertive woman of George's dreams? Or is she sending him the wrong signals? Hermione/George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,329 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
To Preserve Moral Decency by Her Sweetness reviews
Wammy's. Near finds that Matt and Mello share... just about everything.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Metaphor Gone Awry by Her Sweetness reviews
Matt preys on an unsuspecting Near, armed with L-provided knowledge. Listen to your elders.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Gravity by luckei1 reviews
It's about arranging stacks of books, wall colours, and jumping off a cliff. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,155 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sad Puppy Dog Tales by Her Sweetness reviews
For the record, L can be pretty mean. L and Matsuda vignette.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
Get Low by Her Sweetness reviews
Thou shall have no idols other than L, no matter how fresh or clean. Matt/Mello, crack!oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
ORGASM! 2: The Legend of Kira by Her Sweetness reviews
You thought it was finally over. You thought it would never return. But the Power of Orgasm has reached Raito Yagami and now... no one is safe. Crack!mini.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Special by Computerfreak101 reviews
Everyone at Wammy's House has their own little quirks. No one can explain Matt's goggles, though. But that's okay, because it's Matt's little secret. His and L's.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Matt, L - Complete
A Lesson in Patience by expiry 4.23 reviews
AU. Instead of dying, Severus' soul is sent to a place he thought impossible - into the body of himself in another world. It's a world free of Dark Lords and debts to Dumbledore, but it bears a catch: no magic. SSHP slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,333 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Mornings by KivaEmber reviews
In the mornings, he could pretend that it was just another day waking up next to his crazy, insomniac boyfriend with a sugar fetish instead of another day faced with paperwork and percentages. LxRaito fluff.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Pen Pals by Tempted Melibea reviews
There is a new assignment at Wammy’s, and every child is supposed to participate. The assignment involves secret pen pals, and it seems like L is out to annoy the two top students at Wammy’s House…
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Mello, Near
He Was Never A Bottom by Shinigami Mothman reviews
To prevent himself from falling into the errant feelings of adolescence, Mello seeks solace in L for a story. But the story was… not at all what he needed to hear. L & Beyond Birthday. 1 shot, L’s perspective, necrovoyeurism, and lemon
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2008 - L, BB - Complete
Is It Love? by toiR reviews
Gaara can't figure out his feelings. He can't stop the questions from flooding in his brain. He can't do anything to get her off his mind. He's never felt anything before, so why has all that changes now? Gaara/?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Gaara
Ingenium Est Fas by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM preslash. Harry never expected to be invited to the reading of Lucius Malfoy's will. It all goes downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,017 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Christmas I Loaned My Sons by Ellipsis the Great reviews
After losing his wife and son to a magical disease, Draco Malfoy puts an ad in an editorial to borrow a son for Christmas. Harry Potter answers. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,516 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Writing in Code by ice-crisis reviews
At Wammy's, Matt and Mello get caught passing notes in class one too many times. To get back at their teachers, they decide to write an unreadable code. But does Matt have an ulterior motive? And why is Near spying on them? Matt/Mello, T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Official Colors by Doc Scratch reviews
Matt gets into the holiday spirit! ...Maybe a bit too much...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
This and Here by emote rellish reviews
At twenty-seven, Draco still thinks it's okay to make poop jokes. And Hermione still can't get over that. "He should’ve known it was made-up. Not just the Iwannaleia Nunnery of Hawaii. All of it. Everything from the nunnery to the European brothels."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,615 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mello's ABC's by whitetyger123 reviews
Mello's awsome rants about words starting with each letter of the alphabet. Last chapter is up! Written by whitetyger123 and schoolgirlcheesesculpture. Got to 100 reviews! Thanks everyone! Please R&R! Extra new awesome anniversary bonus chapter!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,539 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Mello - Complete
Alive by foppery reviews
Why are you doing this?" "...I want you to feel alive." MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Night And Day by MiaoShou reviews
AU. The NPA are assisting mysterious detective L with a new case. Raito has to work with an unusual partner... Shonen ai. Yaoi. Complete now :
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,599 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Job Well Done by Carbucketty reviews
Matt has definately given up on having goals and aspirations. But Mello's right there. Matt x Mello, kinda.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Matt, Mello
In The Nude by Zoius and the Devil reviews
When handcuffing himself to Yagami Raito, L hadn't known about one crucial detail... slight LxRaito, crack!, kinky
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Mercy Rule by Her Sweetness reviews
Series of drabbles through which Mello continuously challenges Near to various competitions. Dressing in drag, mudwrestling, masochism, Mello's hotness, Matt's obsessive pwning and much more ensue.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,249 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Afraid to Fall in Love by Doc Scratch reviews
Trapped at night in a haunted house with your best friend’s worst enemy… who also happens to be really cute… it doesn’t get much worse than this. Or does it? SLASH! MattxNear
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,951 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Define Compatible? by ChanceXIII reviews
Romance, in general, could be considered the anti-thesis of anything having to do with common sense. Romance, however, must never be mistaken for love. YAOI ONE-SHOT L x Raito
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,810 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 3,095 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Warmth In Winter by Miyamashi reviews
MelloXMatt Wammy's fluff. When the heaters in the House suddenly and mysteriously malfunction, it takes a little bit of creativity to keep warm. Completely and utterly innocent, as long as you don't mind a little shounen-ai.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Fever for the Flava by Her Sweetness reviews
Did you know? Mogi has been stalking Aizawa. Yeah. And L and Raito caught him in the bathroom, in the act! Scandalous, I say. But now they're trying to help him out so it's 'kay. I wonder how it'll end up... Crack!mini. MogixAizawa, LxRaito.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Mogi K., Aizawa S. - Complete
From Matt With by Miyamashi reviews
Matt is bored, and Mello is vicious without the proper chocolate fix to keep him satiated and tame. Can Matt do something to make both of their lives a little better? Smut, but not a complete PWP. Enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
ORGASM!: The Mello Chronicles by Her Sweetness reviews
Wammy's. Thanks to a mysterious magician, Mello has gained an interesting power. But he's fast become a menace to the orphanage and Rodger just can't take it anymore... that's when L steps in. Crack!mini.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Sugar and Stress by elenorlaura reviews
Draco POV. Spoilers through DH. An experiment in addressing the theme of bigotry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What's An XBox by Jenny-Beth reviews
Hermione's Muggle cousin gives her an X-Box. She quickly discovers that "What's an X-Box" is the best pick-up line she has ever heard!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Switch by EllieF reviews
Mello wakes up in Near's body, and vice versa. Rating is mostly for everyone's potty mouths and partly for mild yaoi. There's a dash of Harry Potter in here, though no HP characters. It turned out a lot less utterly cracky than I expected.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Angel Food Cake by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU. Fallen angel Raito is just trying to get something to eat thanks to his newly found human food cravings. Unfortunately, he can’t remember what he likes. L tries to help out, but ends up doing more. LxRaito. Lemon. One-Shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Nicotine Patches and Picture Books by Underwater Owl reviews
As far as Matt's concerned, this 'saving' bit is the worst thing to ever happen to him. When you get gunned down, you should just die, not wake up in a hospital bed months and miles later. Bloody Near never could leave well enough alone, could he?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,927 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
cake by somandalicious reviews
Being in love was a slice of pie, but admitting it was an entirely different recipe. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,366 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle by Lomonaaeren reviews
Full title: 'Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle Literature.' HPDM. Harry thought it was a good thing when Draco started showing an interest in Muggle culture. Ha. Oneshot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Forgive Those Who Trespass by Lomonaaeren reviews
COMPLETE. DH SPOILERS, HPDM preslash. Harry was convinced he had an ordinary, if inconvenient, life. Then Ron and Hermione vanished into the Department of Mysteries. And it seems the only person who might know where they are is a mute Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,232 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Why I No Longer Hate Barley The Crup by techno tendencies reviews
When Hermione Granger took in Barley the Crup, she had no idea what kind of mess she had gotten herself into. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,962 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Red Leopard by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Some shounen ai: Matt x Mello. Mello takes Matt to a questionable club so they can hunt down an old mob boss. And there's a leopard behind the sofa that keeps giving Matt ideas.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Saving Valentine's by Hanako A reviews
When a boycott is launched at Hogwarts targeting Valentine’s Day, it is up to the Head Boy and Head Girl to derail it. Unfortunately, given how well Draco and Hermione work together, they might wind up being its unwitting ally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,920 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pictures of You by Lawliet's Angel reviews
... "Ryuuzaki." "Yes, Light-kun?" he said, not looking up from his computer. "Why are these all pictures of me?" LxLight ONESHOT
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
4 In The Morning by Danielle Anderson reviews
“So you mean to say that you think that Kira loved you more than I do?” RaitoxL AU genderswitch
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,189 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Heaven for Faggots by clam theif reviews
Prayers and devotion are nice and all...but what does it mean now? People hear 'God' and think of Kira. But there are still a few who remain faithful. If only those who just...didn't care, could respect that. MattxMello, Foreign Objects and Yaoi!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
A Rose By Any Other Name by Elric-Chan reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Raito's recieved a rose from a secret admirer. Is it someone with true intentions? Or someone else...? LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Playing Puzzle by Ilpo-daughter reviews
Matt and Near spend more time together, due to Mello throwing all sorts of fits and trying to show Near up and end up playing all sorts of fun games, including puzzles and DDR.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,421 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Near, Matt - Complete
Chocolate by AishiExcel reviews
Mello didn't REALLY love chocolate, Matt realized one day... MelloMatt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Winter Pursuit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry needs Draco to help him find Greg Goyle before a psychotic killer does. Draco is more interested in pursuing Harry. Written for hp wintersmut on Livejournal. This is EWE because the epilogue was mysteriously ripped out of my copy of Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blurry by Her Sweetness reviews
A relationship and hickey are examined in the mirror. Mello x Near. OS.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Dear by Her Sweetness reviews
It's what Mello does to him. L x Mello. OS.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Mello, L - Complete
Needy by Her Sweetness reviews
Hold me, wrap me up. Unfold me, I am small... and needy. Mello x Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Plural by Her Sweetness reviews
A grammar lesson takes place and Mello is found to be a sore loser. OS.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 217 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bouts of Nausea by Her Sweetness reviews
Mello can be quite unreasonable. Even more so when he's sick. OS.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Percentiles by Her Sweetness reviews
Matt works on his L impressions, much to Mello's disdain. OS.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
XXX by Her Sweetness reviews
Near can make anyone feel inferior. Matt and Near vignette.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
It's a Drag in Second Place by Her Sweetness reviews
On Near's birthday, L comes for a visit. And Mello just wont stand for that. MattxMello, hinted NearxL, MelloxL. OS.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Blind Charm by Her Sweetness reviews
Matt sees. Near is a bit more childlike than everyone thinks. OS. Hinted MattxNear.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
St Valentine's Day by Doc Scratch reviews
Secret Admirers, confusing crushes, mushy cards, rivalry, and a whole lot of candy. Oh boy. This could get messy. MelloxNear Onesided MelloxMatt
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
Being Russian by Her Sweetness reviews
Oneshot. Matt concocts a way for Mello to finally beat Near. Matt x Mello silliness, Nearness.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
CocaCola Carousel by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. “It’s only a stupid little dare, Ryuga,” I sigh, taking hold of his shoulders, though I should have known a girl would dare me to do something like this… Light’s POV.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Second Chances by SM2Teach reviews
Draco Malfoy dissappeared from the wizarding world at the end of the war. Five years later Hermione Granger runs into him working at a Muggle cafe'. Thanks to my beta Megganisms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,182 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Still Pools and Starlight by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS. When centaurs kidnap a Hogwarts student, Auror Potter is tapped to find her. He understands that. What he doesn't understand is why he's being assigned astronomer Draco Malfoy, of all people, as a temporary partner. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,079 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Jealousy by Kinlor reviews
Mello is jealous when Matt makes a friend that isn't him.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Ladder by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Hermione is alone in the library one late night and finds herself in quite a predicament.I know I usually write HarryDraco slash, but this Dramione was clawing to get out. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 157 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Oddly Flawless by Conjure Lass reviews
Just a reminder that no matter how strange the cirucumstances, some parts of life are blissfully normal. Just a short Halloween oneshot for Mello and Near. WAFF
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
Battleship by Brain Eater Jr reviews
In an attempt to help Near, Giovanni buys him a new game.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Near - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Puzzle River by Lumi75 reviews
Matt's last day at the orphanage.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,753 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Near, Matt - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 144 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Finer Unconsciousness by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot ignoring DH canon. Some people can have declarations without words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
30 Hugs by Blossomwitch reviews
A bunch of ficlets written for a challenge elsewhere and collected here as I write them. All will be HieiKurama, though I don't imagine the ratings will get very high, and all of course will involve a hug of some sort. Complete.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 28,831 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
A Reckless Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,056 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Five Things Near Holds Dear to His Heart by Jengou reviews
Near/Mello. Why Near is a socklover, some porn desecration, and Mello's sneaky triumph over Near.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3746 - Favs: 4,637 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bloodlust by Blossomwitch reviews
Kurama and Yusuke have a few... ah, conversations... on the subject of demons and blood.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
To Own Hermione Granger by shadowglove reviews
DRACOHERMIONEBLAISE. POST WAR. Two Slytherins want the same thing...to own Hermione Granger...Hogwarts will never be the same again...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,844 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Undeserved Hardships of Draco Malfoy by Bullied reviews
It was all an accident, helping that annoying Potter! But now the wizard extraordinaire, Draco Malfoy, is in a bind. He’ll need all of his intelligence, his wits, his looks and his sneers just to make it through Hogwarts! Slash DM!HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,130 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2773 - Favs: 5,053 - Follows: 1,958 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Near Memories by Civet reviews
They found the boy in the basement. A blotch of pale white, huddled against the darkness. He sat on the cold cement flooring, holding a small wooden train, watching intently as the wheels spun, around, around, around.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Near - Complete
Inferiority Complex by hiyokoriko-na reviews
Sometimes, being unappreciated can bring two people together for a moment, even if one's a Mafia thug and the other is a naive cop. Matsuda meets Mello. It's NOT YAOI.Spoilers to end of series.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Mello, Matsuda T. - Complete
Veelan by Oro4 reviews
It started off with one bite... and ended up more he imagined. Draco finds Hermione to be his mate and marks her, but what else happens after that? Why does a certain newly made veela have more than one mate? Will everyone get along? DmHgHp NOT A CIRCLE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,674 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Clandestine by Kleine Aster reviews
You don´t get to choose who you love. Now embrace your awkwardness. [Mello x Near]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
Bewitched by Longfletch reviews
What can drive Hermione Granger both insane and in love? A Love Spell induced Harry. Can she handle him for three months without falling for his charms? HPHG with a large dose of RWLL. Reloaded Chapter 7 to deal with some plot holes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,059 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Nervous, Thrice by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three of the Nervous Trilolgy. Some people were rather upset that Harry Obliviated Draco's memory at the end of Part Two... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Fair Deal by Paranoid Escapism reviews
What'll you give me for them? [Matt x Near]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Cheesy pick up lines by TIBryant reviews
For the life of me, I never thought hitting on Near with cheesy pick up lines that never work would have such an effect. Matt x Near oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Awkward Moments by Madame Zephyrus reviews
Oneshot. Everyone shares their awkward moments with each other at some point or another... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3505 - Favs: 4,536 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 3,434 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Note by NextNothingNew reviews
Just when Light has the chance to kill L, he has second thoughts. New cameras revealed to him by Ryuk allow him to confess. Will L love him? Or hate him?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Chocolate by Akamaru-chan reviews
From the start, the relationship had been like bittersweet chocolate... SasuSaku, SakuNaru, NaruHina, SasuHina, ShikaIno, ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Twenty mostly Random Facts About Hermione Granger by donahermurphy reviews
A short oneshot on Hermione's feelings about Hogwarts, Dumbledore, and life in general. Takes place after OoTP. Not a monologue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Hermione G., Alastor M. - Complete
True by CrAzY-gIrL-oUt-To-WrEaK-hAvOc reviews
Sequel to Iris. When Hermione gets a job at the Ministry, the romantic entanglements only worsen. HGBZDG This is it folks!XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,340 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
True Love Quiz by Fading Grace reviews
Tamaki takes a magazine quiz about true love. A conversation between Tamaki and Kyouya ensues. VeryCute!Tamaki alert. Innocently TK, oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Sweet Studies by Paranoid Sarcasm reviews
Hermione stared at him from across the room and exactly three rows back, it was her History of Magic tradition. HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
To Make Much of Time by Mundungus42 reviews
When the Ministry meddles in their intimate affairs, Hermione takes her friends into hiding. Severus Snape is charged with finding them, but nothing could prepare him for this... except perhaps reading Hogwarts: an Art History. SSHG, HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,572 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Zabini, NOT Zambini by Phoenix-Flower92 reviews
Blaise Zabini is frustrated with how a certain nameless professor often misspells his last name by adding a nonexistant 'm'. Implied slash of the blaisesnape kind
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Blaise Z., Severus S. - Complete
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 123 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Your Mom by artemisgirl reviews
In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Near, Mello - Complete
Out of the loop by FinalArc reviews
It started with a camping trip. Well, actually, it started with Kurama, and that led to five million other things, and pretty soon, I, Kazuma Kuwabara, had became team therapist.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,866 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/24/2006 - K. Kuwabara, Kurama M. - Complete
Iris by CrAzY-gIrL-oUt-To-WrEaK-hAvOc reviews
Sequel to Lovefool. Hermione goes to Majorca for higher education and guess who's also there.. RWHGBZDG let the fun begin!XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,747 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Little Blue Stockings by like spun glass reviews
AU. Kaoru is gender dysphoric and believes he’s a girl. Hikaru is his protective older twin. Crossdressing, sexual themes, incest, etc. HikaruxKaoru. Don't be a dumbass and read this if you have something against the themes.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Lovefool by CrAzY-gIrL-oUt-To-WrEaK-hAvOc reviews
Basically the story of a person falling for the other, resulting in unrequited love. Blaise and Hermione just because. Please be gentle!XD HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,139 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Numbers Never Lie by klynie reviews
A fair bit of shouting, some tears, and advice for a bad hair day. A Snape is Hermione's Father story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,812 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 4,756 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Either Or by Blossomwitch reviews
Hiei's used to Kurama's full attention, then he suddenly finds himself playing third wheel. Has he missed his chance? HieiKurama, KuramaOC. Complete.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
At Moonrise by Blossomwitch reviews
Years after everyone has left her, Yukina makes a wish. Her brother hears her.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Yukina, Hiei - Complete
Sunset by Moiranna reviews
KyouyaTamaki. Kyouya watches the sunset, realizing that he has to let go of Tamaki. But maybe there is hope even in the darkness.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2006 - [Tamaki S., Kyōya O.] - Complete
The Purity of White by Trenchcoatgirl-Kyo reviews
Neji gets sent on a mission to destroy one of Orochimaru's old bases and ends up with a lot more on his hands than he had in mind, and Ino learns about the joys of babysitting. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,049 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Neji H., Ino Y. - Complete
Inconsistency by K1rana reviews
Oneshot: Just how did L's hair get to be that crazy? Young L at the Wammy House.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2006 - L, Near - Complete
What Granger Wants by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot With the help of his father’s old journals, Draco is able to read the minds of women. Who does he focus on? No one other than Hermione Granger. At last our hero can learn what it is that Granger wants, and possibly lose his mind in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 137 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Yuusuke and the Yakuza by nightwalker3 reviews
For once they were in trouble and it wasn't Yuusuke's fault. Well, not exactly.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Define Mercy by Blossomwitch reviews
Ever think it's odd that the criminal who helped the Spirit Detective and the criminal who kidnapped his girlfriend received the same parole? Here's one interpretation of how it came about. HK friendship fic. Slightly more Hiei angst than is legal.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Kurama M. - Complete
In Lieu of Fire by AoiHyou reviews
[KH, minor yaoi] Love is not the same for everyone. It does not have to end in passion.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3192 - Favs: 5,305 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 4,915 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Snake and The Lion by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
DracoHarry It was their spot. But the boy who slept here would never know that. This entire 'relationship' was onesided. He had long since known his own feelings, but the other would never know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Challenge of being a Veela’s Mate by Triola reviews
Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly sweet, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela? Slash HPDM. Pre OotP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,066 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 2,941 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friendly Fire by Witchiepooh reviews
Years after Voldemort's downfall, Hermione and Draco still insult each other, but things have changed. A fluffy bit of crackfic featuring drunken debauchery, transgendered wizards, and Freudian dreams.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,045 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Eleven Canticles of Tradition by empathic siren reviews
OneShot. HPDM. Draco wants a Muggle Christmas, but not just any kindhe wants Harry's Muggle Christmas. Harry tries to fabricate a perfect Christmas, fails miserably, but still finds out what's important about Christmas along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,086 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hidden in Plain Sight by clockwork starlight reviews
Sasuke x Hinata. It's an exciting new adventure off in the land of Cloud. Killed the Snake, Pest Control now needed for the Weasel. Check out Revealing Moments for side stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,263 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5827 - Favs: 6,257 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Matter of Great Importance by Lucifer's Garden reviews
A simple, innocent, perfectly mundane question leads to a whole lot more than Draco and Hermione bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Absolution by Blossomwitch reviews
Hiei asks Kurama to look over Yukina while he's in Makai. Kuwabara mistakes Kurama's attentions for romantic ones and gets angry. In reality, Kurama has his eye on someone else entirely...not Yukina, but her brother. Emotional complications ensue.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,208 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Higher Learning by Arigatomina reviews
HP crossover. When Snape is revealed as a spy, Kurama and Hiei are set up as guards at Hogwarts. If Voldemort wants to pursue his new vendetta, he'll have to get through them first.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,671 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Kurama M., Hiei
Mighty Long Time by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
A 'Grim' Reaper wouldn't last more than a few months." Botan character sketch. One-shot.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Botan - Complete
Plot Holes by nightwalker3 reviews
[Complete] Koenma blinked and looked around. "Where am I and what are we talking about?"
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Does Not Love Harry Potter by The Vervain Faery reviews
The castle has shut itself down. Draco does what he can to survive. AU now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Yorkshire Puddings by Karina4 reviews
Harry-Draco AU. One-Shot. Non-magic. After an unexpected encounter in a supermarket, Harry’s Christmas takes an interesting turn of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Cabin by Halfling reviews
Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,305 - Reviews: 2268 - Favs: 2,765 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Gods and Men by n0b0dys-ang31 reviews
CHAPTER 34 IS UP! This story Sniff is not complete! Summary: when harry answers an unlikely call for help he never imagined how radically it would change his life
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 338,011 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Biology by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPBZ - It wasn't just power and ability that Tom Riddle transferred to Harry that night. He made him the son he never had, and that changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,019 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - [Harry P., Blaise Z.] - Complete
Indebted by Arigatomina reviews
Shonen ai, KuramaHieiHieiKurama. The last time Kurama was hit by the 'fruit of the past life,' he regressed to a full grown youko. This time he's much younger, and he's attached himself to a very unwilling Hiei, literally.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,931 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Kurama M., Hiei
H is for Helga by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 153 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Life As a House Elf by just call me Cappy reviews
When Hermione is turned into a House elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,034 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3215 - Favs: 4,492 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Roar by misserin reviews
You say you want a revolution... Hermione decides it's time for some consciousness-raising.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Thin as Thimble by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[HD SLASH] Post-Hogwarts, Harry comes to visit him in the hospital. Draco would be grateful, if he hadn't lost the power of internal monologue. Twisted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Everyone's Free To Tickle Dragons by Indigo Ziona reviews
Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/26/2003
Time out of Place by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Harry wakes up with a throbbing head, but he soon realizes that a headache is the last thing he has to worry about. And what part does Draco play in it all? Timetravel, AU. HPDM slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,488 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
End Game Begin by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
Yuusuke has a talk with Kurama, and along the way clears up some troubling inconsistencies. Rated for language.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2003
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pledges by Amireal reviews
**COMPLETE** Screwed up spells, attacks on hogwarts, Potions Masters who dearly wish he had actual control over his life. SLASH HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,007 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/24/2003 - Published: 8/1/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Twelve Days Of Christmas by GumAcacia reviews
**COMPLETE** -Day 12 and an added note- It's Christmas at Hogwarts, and Seamus Finnigan has just twelve days to make Harry's Christmas bright! There are secret tasks, snow ball fights and even a Snitch-Off! And oh yes, FINALLY some snoggage! H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,608 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Christmas Truce by NemKess reviews
Mild Slash HD. With only the three of them starying for hols, Greg plays matchmaker for Draco and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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Mafia Afternoons reviews
A continuation-fic to "Mafia Days"; An explanation for Matt's presence and some things you all might find familiar.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Mafia Days reviews
Mello gets what he wants, always . Probably very AU, really. Set in the episodes 27 to like... 30? Something like that; the Mafia episodes. Title is atrocious. Rated for Mello's mouth. DN. Not Mine.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Confusion reviews
Kyouya's never been confused before, so this is entirely alien to him.. But there's nothing left to be when all he can think of is... Kaoru?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O. - Complete
Clubbing reviews
This is the third in the Pairs Trilogy, Shikamaru and TenTen. He was supposed to be her rage outlet, but he wants to be something more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Shikamaru N., Tenten - Complete
Ramen reviews
This is the Second in the Pairs Trilogy, Temari and Chouji. She needs to talk to him, but becomes distracted and discovers something completely different.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Temari, Chōji A. - Complete
Mate reviews
This is the first in the Pairs Trilogy. Gaara has finally been told he needs a mate, and he gets one.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kankuro, Lee R. - Complete