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Author has written 6 stories for Assassin's Creed, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.

Hi, hello, hey. Welcome to my lazily-written profile. Thank you for clicking on my penname.

So, nice to meet you, or rather, nice of you taking your time to read this. I'd rather not talk too much about myself, but if you are one of those persistent types that want to know anything about me, then I'd simply say; Uhm, I like food. No, really, I like food. I like eating, and that's already saying too much about myself. But honestly, who doesn't like a good piece of bacon, or perhaps a plate of waffles should suffice? Anyway, I'm not eniterly sure of what else I could write here, so throw me a little bone, will ya? Raise your hands up in the air, shout "Potatoes!" and feel damn good about yourself. No reason, just do it. I do it too, so let's do so together. Let's all unabashedly share the same potato experience, let's all have something in common, okay?

Now that we're all hyped up and running, maybe I'm in the mood to talk about myself and reveal a thing or two. Tiny things, small details that don't necessarily involve anything edible, directly or indirectly. Okay, let's start this thing over, shall we?

Alright, hello. I'll spare you another warm welcome, since my last one didn't seem as satisfying as I would imagine(who welcomes people by telling them they like bacon, anyway? I mean, come on).

My name is a meaningless word that I share with millions out there in the anonymous world, and my age is a number that eventually wont matter, just like my interests, likes and dislikes, hobbies and habits. I don't intend to sound too mysterious though, if there's anything you'd actually like to ask, you're free to do so. I like to socialize, so strike up a conversation with me, I'd love that. We can talk about how your day was, or mine. We can talk about why the Hell anyone would randomly raise their hands in the air and shout the word 'potatoes' for no apparent reason, and then talk about how crazy I am because I actually do that, maybe on a daily basis, but hey, you'll never know until you ask. You'll never know until I answer.

But for now, just because I feel like I am talking to a wall(because I literally am; I am facing the wall while writing this, funny right?), let's talk about why I am here. You clicked on my penname, obviously wanting to know what kind of silly shit I'd write about myself, so let me at least try to entertain you while you're at it, okay? I'll give you a cookie, because I am a nice person.

Obviously, I am here because I like to write--No, well. Actually, I love writing, setting up a whole world in mere words, throwing in feelings and actions in a mixed cocktail, ready to be sipped while the sun goes down in the horizon. Huh, funny way to describe it, I guess. Writing stories is kind of like a stress reliever. Sex is a better reliever, I know, but it's too much work. Plus, I don't think you're here to listen to me talk about my sex life(or lack there of), now are you?

Ah, it's okay. Remember, I like conversations, ask if you want--but let's not turn this into a porno. Please, there might be children watching.

Okay, back to why I am here, yes. I think you already know, actually. I don't believe I need another reason to be here other than love writing and messing around with fictional characters that aren't even mine, but I screw around with them enough to call it fun. Wait a minute, isn't this the exact reason why everyone's here, anyway? If so, then I should be more creative. Ok, ok.

Give me two minutes, let me think of other reasons I found myself stranded on this island of Fictions.

Okay, I think I got something. Personally, I think writing is a lovely thing, really, and I believe everyone should do so. And when I mean everyone should write, not full stories, fantasies and such, but anything they want. They can write whatever they feel like writing, like numbers, or small sentences, or even their own name repeatedly. Because writing is a lovely thing, and at least when I do so, I feel how I express myself through my fingers. And it's good. I am a loud mouth in general, I talk shit all the time, I make less sense 24/7 when I use my voice rather than when I use my fingers to express emotion, feeling. Of course, maybe I'm more of an idiot, since I do feel like not making sense right now, while writing. Haha! Listen to me ramble about my own writing crap. But you're still here, and if you're still reading, I'll give you another cookie, because I am a nice person.

Alright, so, I've been here way longer than I imagined, and I've picked up a couple of things along the way. Very subtle things that initially didn't make sense to me. You know that thing when you are introduced to something for the first time, and then you decide you like it even though you don't understand its functions yet, but you go along with it because it just feels right? That is exactly how I felt when I started writing. I didn't know how to write, I didn't know what to write, but I did anyway--I followed the flow and I thought it was great. It was not, of course, haha. I wrote a lot of shit, a lot of regrets and mistakes that were embarrassingly posted here, just a few years ago, too. (I've deleted them of course, so don't ask me to show you, they are long forgotten in a world full of deleted stories that never existed)

Well, those regrets and mistakes led me to where I am now, so I am kind of thankful I did them. Never said I write the perfect stories now, but I never said I didn't improve either. POTATOES! I raised my hands while shouting this--I needed it, because I felt like being all mushy for mentioning how I feel about writing. Ugh, you're so weak, MikroSouvlaki, grow the fuck up(and change your damn avatar, wtf, that watermelon spells disappointment ugh).

Why am I here? I ask myself. Why is this so called 'lazily-written profile' so long and full of shit? I ask myself that too, because it's true. However, the answer always will be; Because writing is a lovely thing(and Batman, Batman is also the answer(because he's always the answer)). I guess I was wrong though. I couldn't be more creative by thinking for two minutes. I guess I really don't need another reason to be here, just like you don't need another reason to read all this crap other than you simply wanting to.

Are you being entertained so far? It's alright, you can stop here if this seems boring. I won't feel depressed if you won't read any further, I'll still give you those damn cookies you deserve.

If you're staying however, let's talk more, yes? I love talking, I also love eating. I think I told you about both already.

Now, about the things I write. Everything I write are mostly from those little so-called 'plot bunnies' that attack me randomly, sometimes when I wash the dishes, others when I walk my dog(God, she's so adorbz), or even when I brush my teeth. They all attack me at random points in my everyday life routine, and as much as I appreciate the attention from those fuckers, I don't use all of them(that's right, plot bunnies, cry in the corner). I write a story only if it's worth the attention that this site brings, and if the plot isn't worth it, *SPOILER ALERT!!* the plot bunny dies. Poor thing(Ha). But of course, even if it weren't worth it, if I am in the mood and have the right amount of motivation, then I go for it either way, just for the funsies. Because writing is a lov--fuck, I have to stop saying that. (Remind me next time)

I also tend to be lazy. I like being lazy, who doesn't? Sometimes I won't write for days, weeks, months, years. I like being lazy, but perhaps at some point there actually might be something that's stopping me(hence to why I sometimes update my stories rather late). Maybe that's an excuse, or maybe not. It doesn't really matter--(actually it does, especially when people demand updates ahhh, whatever)

I also suck in English. Surprised? You may think "Ah no, judging by your whole 'lazily-written' profile, your English looks perfectly fine to me!" Think again. When I write my stories, I proofread them at least 4 times--imagine how many times I proofread this. How many times I proofread my damn profile that isn't even a story to begin with. I make too many mistakes for my own good, it's dangerous. And yes, I have no beta readers/editors, and frankly, I don't want or need one. POTATOES!!! Just shouting that, 'cause I felt rather bad for bitching about something so trivial. Excuse all my mistakes and errors, both here and in my stories. Back to you, my friend.

Ah. I think I am actually done talking. Was it tiring, my whole profile? Will you never come back? It's okay, I'd understand if you won't by now--I tend to write a lot of shit that exhausts many. But of course, I still do have even more shit to mention. It's gonna be short, so stay with me, please.

I just want to casually put this thing here, so I wont repeat the same process every single time. When I write something, I don't own anything, no fictional characters, none of them or anything else you may think possible for me to own. None except the plot bunny(that might die if I used it the wrong way). I am just putting this here, because I still find it odd for it being such a trend these days. When did it become a trend, anyways? They're fanfictions, no one's supposed to own anything other than their pure imagination. Right, right? Am I right?(please let me be right)

Alright, I assure you I am finally done rambling. I apologize for wasting your time. I did say it was a lazy profile, but I can't help myself when I start typing. You know how that goes--I bet you love writing just as much as I do. Don't give me that look--(shout 'potatoes', now!). If all this reading tired you out, I'll apologize with the form of a third cookie.

Here, take this damn cookie, you deserve it and I am giving it to you. Why? Because, I am a nice person.

Have a good day.

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A Man Has Needs by Wild Rhov reviews
After being under watch 24/7 for weeks on end, Eren is at his wit's end. After all, a man has "needs," and he's desperate to deal with his teenage body, even if that means a certain corporal watches. Levi likes to watch, and Eren likes to see Levi's reactions. Voyeurism/Exhibitionism.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] Hange Z. - Complete
A Forged Wedding by mistyhollowdrummer reviews
Modern AU, based off of the Japanese game: "I... Don't think I heard you right. What did you just ask me, Rivaille?" "I'm asking you to marry me for a month. How did you not hear me right?" (Rated M for later chapters, mentions of other pairings, some spoilers to the manga)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 201,889 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi] [Mikasa A., Armin A.] - Complete
Officially Screwed by 4TAE reviews
Eren is stuck in a company meeting. Typical office horrors. But hiding under the desk, with your boss's crotch in front of his face? Eren is absolutely petrified. Eren x Levi
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,558 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi]
Advantageous Relationship by Aquilibra reviews
Tobuscus and Gabuscus have always had a strange relationship. When they arrive back from Canada after one of their more recent misadventures, Gabe decides it's time to get paid back in full for all the misery Toby has caused him. WARNING: CONTAINS YAOI [MALExMALE], SLIGHT NON-CON, SMUT. (Based off the animated cartoons on YouTube)
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Complete
Normal by The Dock Master reviews
Saitama/Genos 'Genos just might lose it if this is some big joke.'
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,664 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/11/2014
Sapien by Myurra-K reviews
Rick knows he already owes Daryl too much, he doesn't want to keep asking, but this isn't just about what he wants anymore. It's about what they need. Daryl isn't helping at all, because whatever he's doing to try and stop what's happening between them, he's doing it wrong. Question is, does he really want to stop it? Rick/Daryl
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 239,620 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Rick G., Daryl D.] - Complete
Danger Line by lunatrancy reviews
A Modern Day Police-themed AU. Eren is a new cop working for the Sina Investigative Department. However, a run-in with a mysterious mafia boss named Levi lands Eren in a deep, twisted plot of secret organizations and corrupt cops. LevixEren relationship. Rated M for future chapters; violence, lots of violence/blood, language, lots of sex and all that (tw: death-faking )
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,570 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 9/25/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
The Misanthrope by kazuma85 reviews
The story is set in an AU world where Eren was only a child when the humanity won against Titans. When he's fifteen, he meets Levi, humanity's introverted hero, who is not exactly the kind of person people believe he is. Rated M for future chapters.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,828 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Levi, Eren Y.] - Complete
Recon Incorporated by freshia reviews
He was just looking for a way to pay the bills — a job that was easy, fun, and something he was into. Where could he possibly go wrong with a travel agency? Assistant!Eren Boss!Rivaille; Office AU.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,379 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Poetic Justice by Limmet reviews
Post-Avengers. Odin, in his infinite wisdom, has decided to go for the poetic justice angle as far as Loki's punishment is concerned. For his attempt to enslave humanity, Loki has his magic and powers bound, and is sent back to Midgard and given over to Tony Stark to be his slave. Tony is none too happy about this arrangement. Eventually Tony/Loki.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 142 - Words: 329,849 - Reviews: 6109 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Turnabout is Fair Play by Esbeth reviews
Petra surprises Levi with her own bashful attempts at seduction. She's quite successful, but soon finds out that teasing the Captain is a bad idea… (Rated "M" for a reason! Oneshot Rivetra.)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Petra R., Levi - Complete
Apollo's Misery by Opal lighT reviews
Altair's love was never gentle, Malik reckoned, and yet pushing him away felt like malnourishment to his own soul. Angst and drama, Slash, Altair/Malik. Censored version Second chapter: prequel, Poppy Field. Malik refused to admit how fascinated he was by the young Altair, who invaded his life and left questions too many to count behind.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
In Hot Water by freshia reviews
A thief wanders into a small town, and ends up stealing a lot more than a few jewels. Thief!Eren Cop!Rivaille; AU.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,880 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Bad Moon Hell Raisers by TheWritingMustache reviews
The Brotherhood tasks Desmond with watching over two important figures within the order while their caretaker is away. He knows what he's getting into, but his experiences with this new breed of "assassins" may not end well. Why is he truly here remains unanswered. Contains swearing, M/M, sexual situations, and gore in future chapters. COMPLETE
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,511 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - [Altaïr, Malik] Desmond M., Connor K. - Complete
Hard Secrets Between Altair and Malik by ScarletCougar reviews
The trials and tribulations of two friends who have grown together and been driven apart in duty and tragedy. The eagle mates for life and soars solo and lonely when its mate is lost till its body and soul dies. What will come of Altair and Malik? some chapters rated MA which say so in the starting A/N
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 257 - Words: 365,753 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Altaïr, Malik
Obsession by PrinceofElsinore reviews
AU. Ludwig is happy to be at the same university as his older brother. But with new experiences his perceptions of himself-and his brother-change unexpectedly. Just when they seem closer than ever, so much threatens to tear them apart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,167 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - [Germany, Prussia] - Complete
Asphyxia by xxsewnlipsxx reviews
Glenn's fascinated by the sight of Daryl smoking. Daryl/Glenn
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
Fathoms Deep by Lorca the Great reviews
Tony Stark, renowned genius, playboy, philanthropist, is caught in the clutches of an enemy he thought to be destroyed. He was given an all-too familiar ultimatum: make weapons, or else. Or else what? The answer was simple: they would torture and kill his cellmate. But why should he care about the psychopathic God of Mischief? Post-Avengers, FrostIron. M for mature sexual content.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Handcrafted AC Drabbles by babblepomms reviews
Attempted drabbles-like a typical cheating novice!-for different characters of my current guilty pleasure: Assassin's Creed. Plenty of love figs for AltMal... WARNING: Rated M just in case I let loose and it's my first and I wish to continue with this when the babble figs grant time.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Altaïr, Kadar, Malik, Rauf
Fall by plenoptic reviews
"Lying with Altair Ibn La'Ahad in the snow, Malik wondered how he'd gotten himself into such a predicament. It had started with such an innocent fishing trip, and now..." Part two of a series, but can stand alone. AltMal, slash warnings.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
A Web of Words by Albireo reviews
Loki is taken prisoner by the Avengers, and Tony can't help it - he starts to kinda like the guy. Frostiron, eventually. I will go down with this ship.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,060 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Just His Luck by Tainted Rhapsody reviews
Naturally, Desmond materialized in the world of his ancestors' memories. Separate from them. And not only that, they both happened to like guys, too. Because that was not contradictory at all, and made loads of sense. AltairxDesmondxEzio Threesome Yaoi
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,988 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Altaïr, Desmond M.
Pillars of Sand by CleverDucky reviews
Kinkmeme prompt fill. Altair/Alex. Apple issues and virl transmission.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Altaïr, Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Predation by hoarfrosted reviews
In a bit of fleeting genius, James manages to solve one type of hunger he has for Logan, only to end up with a new, starkly different type - not that he's complaining. Warnings for sexual content and language.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - James, Logan - Complete
What We Do Is Secret by Reiki-Piratical reviews
Kidd begins to notice the strange hints Law gives him during their regular brutal romp every two weeks and comes to a conclusion about his on again, off again, partner. Kidd/Law, AU one-shot.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/9/2012 - T. Law, E. Kidd - Complete
Sometimes I think I can dream by Dana Norram reviews
Everybody wants to have somebody come back for them. Spoilers for all of season one. / SLASH / DarylxGlenn / ONESHOT
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,090 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
Anything You Want by wintershine reviews
Logan really liked that spy costume of Camille's. But was it really the costume he was in to, or something more? Lomille smut. Takes place immediately after Big Time Rocker.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Camille, Logan - Complete
Carousel by smilebot reviews
For Thien !o! AltairxMalik, college AU: Look at them. Just look at them.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
All These Words Are Underlined by Melfice reviews
College AU. There is something about the guys that Shaun dates that sets Desmond's teeth on edge. Jealousy is a pretty good bet. ShaunxDesmond.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,537 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
The Lying Game by Akavet reviews
Altair x Malik. Altair has to meet face to face with the man whose brother he indirectly killed and just when he feels the pangs of guilt, Malik goes too far with the insults... SMUTTY but with PLOT! One-shot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Helping Hand by Panda Gravy reviews
When Logan feels mildly responsible for James breaking his wrist, he becomes somewhat obsessed with helping James in his everyday tasks, including ones that may cross the boundaries of "best friends." NC-17 Jagan
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Logan, James - Complete
Gunning for Angry by mousetrip reviews
Sanji just wanted a bath, a book and a drink.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Naturally, Surely, Precisely, Indubitably by Amywien
Elves and dark elves. The classic war and battle. Love and friendship bloom - and so do the crushing of current relationships. Despite the guise of a petty racial war, there is a much bigger threat that sets both races against each other. Rated M in case.
Lineage - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,094 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2011
Pull Up, Pick Up by tanyart reviews
Night shifts at the McDonalds' Drive-Thru. Altair/Malik, AU.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
What Happeneth In Yonder Supply Closet by RyDeNiSlOvE reviews
Prank wars can get dangerous. James/Carlos
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2010 - James, Carlos - Complete
Nighttime Rituals by milkteethbabydoll reviews
Kendall loves kissing Logan. A sickeningly sweet PWP. Kogan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Precious by TheAllPowerfulOz reviews
Kink Meme Fill on Live Journal. YAOI WARNING!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
The Men They Become by reine Seele reviews
Malik is not just a Dai, he is an assassin. When Altair seems to forget this, Malik decides to remind him of this heritage. Both men must discover where the other stands, as men, as friends, and as members of the Brotherhood. Altair/Malik. COMPLETED.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,163 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Asking by Kyla45 reviews
Ezio didn’t know how. Altair couldn’t conceive of it. Desmond was too stubborn. But sometimes, you have to ask for what you want. Three-shot. AltMal, EzLeo, DesShaun
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010
I'm Special Too, Damn It by tiromoo reviews
Shaun wished Malik would stop telling him how to woo Desmond. From the kink meme. Malik x Altair, Shaun x Desmond. M for some suggestive content and copious amounts of cursing.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,660 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Shaun H., Malik - Complete
Low by Melfice reviews
The Animus is taking its toll, Desmond is losing himself, and Shaun is no longer able to convince himself that he's not falling headfirst into this. ShaunxDes, SLASH.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Through the Ages by Kyla45 reviews
It was hard for Desmond not to notice certain things in the Animus. Oneshot. AltMal, EzLeo, DesShaun
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Love In The Dark by Guardian of Jupiter reviews
Hepheastion was always the one who made sacrifices. When Alexander loved him so thoroughly that night, could he make one last sacrifice? (Slash; AlexanderHephaestion)
Alexander - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2004
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Grumpy and the Beast reviews
Beauty and the Beast!SnK. Once upon a time, there was a Beast. Once upon a time, he falls in love. [ErenxLevi, eventually], [Beauty and the Beast!Verse, AU], [Sexual Content, Foul Language, Violence, Eren being a little shit]
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,347 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 2/17/2015 - Eren Y., Levi
Gluttony reviews
Eren Jaeger, your average 23-year-old young lad who works in a lounge café called Maria's Café, and leads a normal life. But, just like everyone else, Eren has some dark secrets that he rather keep for himself. Ever wondered what they were? [AU], [LevixEren, eventually], [Blood, Violence, Sexual Content]
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,395 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Eren Y., Levi
Can I? reviews
It was a simple question, no need for exaggerations. Eren wasn't sure if he was willing to let him in, but he did nonetheless. [AU], Sexual themes, slash/yaoi. Levi x Eren [reupload]
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Complete
Melodies reviews
In which Malik's life changes completely upon meeting a certain someone with a huge love for music. -Alt/Mal- ((DISCONTINUED))
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,879 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Assassins' Spice reviews
Watching this commercial, you'll realize that indeed everything can be permitted. Parody!Old Spice with Malik. Prepare to either laugh, or not at all.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Malik - Complete
Confusion reviews
While waiting for Altair to finally drop by to help with homework, Desmond finds a book with a rather odd title standing proudly between so many others in the bookshelf of his own room. How'd THAT get there? Warnings; Smut, Slash/Yaoi, AltxDes! Edited!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Desmond M., Altaïr - Complete