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Joined 12-29-11, id: 3575490, Profile Updated: 04-04-14
Author has written 40 stories for Monsters Inc., Penguins of Madagascar, Loonatics Unleashed, Hercules, Father of the Pride, DarkWing Duck, and Total Drama series.

Name: Cheycartoongirl8 or you can call me Chey, Cartoongirl, or CG for short.

Birthday: August 8, double 8 baby, oh yea!

Gender: Hmm let me think.. oh yea, Girl! It's in my screen name duh!

Age: 18

Favorite TV shows: Penguins of Madagascar, Loonatics Unleashed and Kung Fu Panda.

Things that I love and strongly dislike or hate for a totally pointless reason:

I love animals! And no I'm not with Peta.

I hate Poachers!

I love music! Classic Roll n Roll especially!

I hate people who think the world revolves around them. Newsflash! It doesn't!

I love chocolate! And I mean the milk chocolate not the dark or white chocolate. Eek!

I strongly dislike exercise. Don't get me wrong it's good to do that but I'm not very athletic.

I hate a lot of vegetables: Broccoli, spinach, for ex.

I love cake! I mean you doesn't love cake?

I strongly dislike... My nephews and little sister. They're so mean to me!

I love to write! It's my passion! I hope to be an author when I'm older.

Random stuff that I think the world would be better with:

No more racism! Who cares what other people looks like? We're all beautiful!

Don't change yourself to be something that your not. It doesn't fit well!

Change is good, but stop freaking out over the Mayan Calender. We are not going to die!

Stop people from poaching the endangered animals! I want my future ansectors to see all the lovely creatures God had given us!

Talking animals! Who wouldn't want to know what their pet is saying?

Us living with cartoons! It would be cool to see your favorite cartoon character on start having a conversation would it not?

Limit cussing! I think it's awful to hear those words. It does not make you cool and little kid pick up on that stuff very quickly.

Warnings:

Dr. Blowhole hacks my stories and profile often.

I randomly say weird things.

I am weird, and I love it!

There is no such thing as normal, only abnormal.

There is no such thing as perfect, only imperfect.

Blowhole hacking:

Blowhole: Hello Hyoomans!

Me: Blowhole!

Blowhole: Oh it's you.

Me: Get out of here! This is my profile!

Blowhole: Not anymore it isn't! *evil laugh*

Me: *rolls eyes.*

Blowhole: Come on! Your not scared of me?

Me: How can I be scared of you? I'm friends with your mom and you're just to cute to be scary.

Blowhole: I'm not cute!

Me: Yes you are!

Blowhole: I'll be back later to finish this. *sticks tongue at me and leaves*

Me: He's so cute and his singing voice is heaven!

More random junk:

I like Butterfingers and KitKats!

I have two dogs, two cats and two fish.

I daydream a lot!

Monsters and Alians exist!

Animals can talk, we just don't listen to them, but I try too.

Favorite Quotes (mostly from movies/cartoons):

"I'm okay! It's a non-brain damage injury!"Kowalski,

"Pen-goo-ins!"Dr. Blowhole,

"Awesome!"Po,

"Man down! Man down! Man out!"Sandlot 3

"I am not a dog! I am a coyote!" Tech E. Coyote

"Eh, what's up doc?"Bugs Bunny

"The winds of change"Randall Boggs, Monsters Inc.

"Mahna Mahna"Muppets

"I woke up one morning to a pineapple. An ugly pineapple! But I loved her."Buck, Ice Age 3

"I want to get chocolate wasted!"Grown ups

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you are basicaly obsessed with the penguins of madagascar, put this in your profile.

If you are or know someone who is crazy, put this in your profile.

If you love animals, put this in your profile.

If you want to be an author like me, put this in your profile.

If you love to read, put this in your profile.

If you find "copy and paste" thingys addicting, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you actually want to SEE Manfreedy and Johnson, copy and paste.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile

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If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you're curious about why Skipper's Bobblehead Doll wife, Lola, is not in the POM show, post this in your profile. (Honestly, where'd she go?)

If you know what the plastic thing on the end of a shoelace is called, please copy and paste this into your profile. ( BTW: I'll give you a hint, just to be nice. It starts with a vowel and ends with one of the letters in the last half of the alphabet.)

If you know what an aglet is, please copy and paste this into your profile.

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you like Penguins Of Madagascar, post this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think your friends and family are awesome, post this in your profile.

If you have copy and pasted more than ten things in your profile, post this in your profile.

If you have ever hit any of your fingers with a hammer, post this on you profile. (I just thought I'd make this randomly :D)

If you have watched the Return of the Revenge of Dr. Blowhole and think they should make more episodes like a musical, copy and post this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

(o.o) Copy the doggy into your profile because MysticalPearl made it up and it is giving you sad eyes.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquito's giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are one of the few that actually has any regard to the rules of FanFiction.Net, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, muffinlover101, AmaraBellaGirl, Little Christian, Cheycartoon8girl

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you want a PoM episode when Skipper has a flash back of his past, copy and paste.

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sarklingpool,Spottedstarshell,marelove,ninjagirly,Little Christian

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool,Spottedstarshell,marelove,ninjagirly,Little Christian, Cheycartoongirl8

If you think Fanfiction should have an 'OC' Character button- Copy and paste this on your profile, then add your name Donakiko, Little Christian, Cheycartoongirl8

If Kowalski is HOT, and you LOVE him, copy and paste into your pro.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Edward in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the Jonas Brothers jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing them off, add this to your profile!

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Jacob in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile

About six years ago, in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her scool during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell, and they believed them. Repost this onto your profile and she wont come to haunt you as she did to the girls.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

You argue with your own OCs.

Some characters interact with you. (EX: Me, Blowhole keeps hacking into my account)

You argue with the charaters.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of these descriptions)

Friends vs Best Friends:

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

Things to do:

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!

Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. Wear something with feathers on it, and say very loudly 'CA-CAW, CA-CAW!!!!! I ISSA BIRDIE!!!!!'

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile

If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily distracted, then...HEY! WHAT'S THAT? (ISH MAH SQUIRREL! HI SQUIRREL! HI-*falls in a hole*)

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. (Like anime, manga, video games, etc...you get the point. )

If you are obsessed with reciting Gir quotes all the time copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:INVADER GRIM, bak602, GirsWaffles22, Cheycartoongirl8

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge!If you are really random put this on your profile. (Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!)

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. (Awwwwww. DX)

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. (So true...)

If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Sara Zoe Tigris, Guy Person, Invader Catara,INVADER GRIM, bak602, GirsWaffles22, Cheycartoongirl8

Do you like waffles? Do you like pancakes? Do you like french toast? If you can't wait to get a mouthful, copy and paste this in your profile.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is SILVER. (YAY!)

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If at first you don't succeed, PIE!

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have a fanfiction.net account, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM GIR!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name! Micah The Homicidal Maniac, Invader Kat 27, GirsWaffles22, Cheycartoongirl8

If you get obsessed over things, then look back and realize how stupid some of them were, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because some guy slipped on a banana peel and fell on his a*. Even got a spork or two embedded in there.

If you like ZATR, copy and paste this to your profile.

If the Earth was Conquered by something, i rather be conquered by zim. copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicans speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person.

6. You block up your chimeny on Christmas beacuse you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifing image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hyptnotic powers.(LISTEN TO PUSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER)

10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bolonga.

11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...

12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.

13. Waffles are the best food in the world. Period.

14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.

15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.

16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.

17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.

18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.

19. You've tried to convert your basement into a secret base.

20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!

Copy and paste that into your profile if you laughed.

If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile.

Do you think I'm crazy? Copy and paste this to your profile if you do.

If you are lazy and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love possums, copy and paste this to your profile.

I don't need anger management, I just need people to stop pissing me off.

Nope, I can't go to hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Harryismyheroicsavior, Hermione'sBFF454, Lilly Rae, daisyduke80,viva9626, CayennePeppr, OrangeSugar, StoriesAreMagic, Little Christian, Cheycartoongirl8

I've always been different from everyone else. I will never be normal. Uniqueness is a gift. If you have it enjoy it. Don't try to be normal it's useless. Be yourself. If other people don't like you that's their problem. If this is true about you copy and paste add your name to the list. Skipper917, Dr.BlowholeLuv, 96DarkAngel, Cheycartoongirl8,

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you hate this obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

Ninety-Eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

The Aztecs valued chocolate so highly it was worth more than a bar of gold to them. If you are a complete chocoholic, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you go to an your own little world to escape the bad things in life, even for a moment, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If one by one, the penguins steal your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune.

If you are getting tired of this extremely long profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Girl Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

Shadow the Hedgehog has more fan-girls than any other SEGA character. If you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Sonic fan and hate the haters of Sonic games, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish you had a portal gun, copy and paste this in your profile.

90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.

If you love thinking of Anti-Cosmo as your godparent, copy and paste this into your profile.

You live off of sugar and caffeine (what else? I'm not even alooud to have coffee anymore! Health problems) *scoff*

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week(every 5minutes to see if someone pmed me or a review from a loyal reader)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason "It's more like a laugh or a chuckle. I only giggle when I'm texting."(No bust out texting my evil twin from dfferent parents. that chick be texting some weird stuff)

You can make a story out of song "I wish I could write a song. But I'm musically challenged."(I can sing, not so much write a song. if so it comes from a poem)

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile)

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! (Hm, mine is in the wash, borrow yours)

3. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWAHAHAHAHA *cough* *cough*

4. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! (BOW BEFORE ME BATMAN!!!!!)

5. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! (I thought little sisters got me my things. She's terrible at though, so can you be my underling?)

6. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

7. WORLD DOMINATION! THE BEST reason!

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

These are some really funny things that you do to a pizza guy when you're ordering/paying.

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: "Remember, this conversation never happened".

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say "Surprise me". Then hang up.

7. Answer his questions with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter "P"

10. Ask him if they have pizza.

11. Say "Hello" and act as if he called you.

12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.

13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.

14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.

15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say "Ok, it’s 17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order".

16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.

17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.

18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.

19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.

20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.

21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.

22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.

23. Ask if you could see the menu

24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.

25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.

26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.

27. Ask only for one slice.

28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.

29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.

30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.

31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.

32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.

33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.

34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say "no mushrooms please". Then hang up before he can say anything.

35. When he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.

36. Breath really loudly.

37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.

38. Avoid using the word "PIZZA" by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying "Please, don’t use that word".

39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell "Aaarghhh"

40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.

Okay still here? stalker badge... hehehahahahah

Best quote to tell your little sister who's afraid of aliens: if aliens are looking for intellegent life on earth, WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (this means you Batmanfan2400) (ouch. okay)

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. (just keep in mind that Pluto is Hades and you don't want him as a enemey)

99% of teenagers would die if Justin Bieber jumped off a building. Repost this if you're the 1% that would be eating pop corn wearing 3D glasses screaming "hurry up already!"

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit followed by a coughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you've wondered why something wasn't working until you realized that it wasn't plugged in.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

If Joe Jonas was about to jump off the Eiffel Tower 95% of all the girls in the world would die. Would you be one of the 5% with popcorn yelling "Do a flip!"?

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DON'T FORGET THE FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (more like 4am)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you think I'm a nutjob don't copy this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.

How can you fight a fire with fire?

How can you stop a flood with water?

How do we think violence will solve violence?

Copy And Past This To Stop Violence All Over The World. So We Have A World In The Future.

If you're the kind of person who laughs at something that happened the day before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP/STRANGLE someone, copy this onto your profile

If you ever walked into your closet randomly, hoping to find Narnia, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile

If yo hte typds puty thid on y6our3 this into your profile (If you hate typos put this in your profile)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

10 ways to really annoy people:

1. Name your dog 'Dog'.

2. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

3. Begin all your sentences with 'ooh la la!'

4. Speak only in a 'robot' voice.

5. Wear your pants backwards.

6. Ask people what gender they are.

7. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your 'imaginary friend'.

8. Sing along at the opera.

9. Mow your lawn with scissors.

10. Honk and wavy to strangers.

You say Twilight

I say Harry Potter

You say vampires

I say wizards

You say Jacob Black

I say Sirius Black

You say Team Edward

I say Team Potter

You say Robert Pattison

I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"

You say Robert Pattison is hot

I say Rupert Grint is AMAZING!

You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?

I say that's Ron and Hermione

You say Edward

I'll say Harry, now CRUCIO!

Qutes:

1)Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

2)Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there is footsteps on the moon.

3)Do NOT interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!

4)A wise man once said"I don't know go ask a woman."

5)Some people where dropped as a baby. You were clearly thrown at a wall, slipped on the stairs, bounced upon the ceiling, and fell out the window.

6)Its you and me versus the world... We attack at dawn.

7)Hate is just a special love we give to the people who suck.

8)Don't steal, the government hates competition.

9)I saw something earlier today that reminded me of you, don't worry I flushed the toilet.

10)MARIO: can bash his head against bricks repeatedly, cannot touch a turtle's toe or he dies. WTF?

11)Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

12)Never go to bed early, always stay up and plot you revenge!

13)It takes skill to trip over FLAT surfaces.

14)An apple a day keeps the doctor away... If well aimed.

15)I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

16)Every time I see the word explain on a test, I die a little inside.

17)I don't suffer through insanity, I enjoy EVERY minute of it.

18)When it rains on my party I bust out the slip in slide.

19)PMS-possible murder suspect

20)Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talkingg to you, you've probably had too many.

21)God made men first. Than he had a better idea!

22)Eat right, exercise, die anyways.

23)I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try and keep up.

24)Chaos, panic, disorder-- my work here is done.

25)What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

26) Bad spellers of the world UNTIE!

27)I didn't loose my mind. I sold it on ebay.

28)WARNING: do NOT follow in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff..

29)DORA: travel around the world without parents-no problem. Find the red barn behind her-problem.

30)Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them!

31)Life is a box of chocolates- full of nut.

32)I used all my sick days at work, so I called in dead.

33)If it wasn't for physics and law inforcements I would be unstoppable!

34)The voices in my head may not be real, but they still have pretty good ideas.

35)When your mom leaves you in the car alone for a few minutes, everyone outside immediatly become rapist

36)Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessively compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone else to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic, press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self esteem, hang up - all of our operators are too busy to talk to you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever

37)Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

38)I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.

39)I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...

40)The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

41)When in doubt, make up words!

42)Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

43)If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

44)If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

45)All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.

46)Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

47)You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!

48)Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

49)There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

50)Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.

51)Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

52)I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

53)Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

54)WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

55)What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...

56)Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

57)If I throw a stick, will you go away?

58)Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be with you in public.

59)There is a thin line between genious and insanity. I have erased this line so many years ago.

Batgirl taught me to stand up for what you believe in and question authority. Huntress taught me to rely only on yourself. Shadowcat taught me it's important to have fun in life and live it to the fullest. Zatanna taught me it's best to bring secrets into the light. Miss Martian taught me to open up to others and to love the ones closest to you. Rogue taught me that it's okay to be different and to ignore the haters. And last, but not least - Artemis. She taught me to keep marching on and accept the pain of your past and failures.

You know you're a Batman fan nerd when...

1) You say holy _ Batman! (HOLY RUSTED METAL BATMAN! or HOLY ALPHABET BATMAN!)

2) when something dramatic happens you ask a series of questions then end it by saying "Find out next time. same bat time. same bat channel"(Dude. d t he point were ALL the kids in m clss is like"WE KNOW!")

3) When your about to jump over the wall thingy in gym class you scream "na na na na na na BATMAN!!"(Or go around it saying Batmbile. Or going underneathe saying Batgirl. Or jumping fist out saying ROBIN PWANCH!)

4) when you relate something happening in your life to issue number _(54; totally 54)

5)When girls fawn over a popular boy and you look at him saying "please. he's no Robin." (who by the way are all male models in disguise) (for realz! tis is posted on my door too my room. we must get everyone to know!)

6) When you wear a shirt stating "Dick/Babs Forever" every day. *nervous chuckle*

7) When you sign a secret santa present "From your friendly neirborhood Batman" (or grumpy; everyone sill knows its me)

8) when you wear a NightWing shirt, and you spaz at anyone calling him Blue Beetle or Captain Atom.( CALL HIM THOSE LAME HEROES AGAIN AND I WILL HURT YOU!)

9) when your home alone you practice your super hero voice figuring that there must be something better then the christian bale voice to use as a hero.(Touche cmputer. Touche.)

10) Laugh at those who call you a comic book weirdo and say "on an alternate world you'd be my best friend." (Or on Earth 16)

11) look at your teacher and then look at a picture of Slade. then make all the possible coinsidences that could connect him with slade. once you figure out that this guy is way to close to being slade jump to conclusions and figure that Slade took a teacher form to blend in with our world on a plot to world dominaion including making his students lives impossible. (That's my sience teacher, know it!)

When life gives you lemons...

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons use them to squirt in the eyes of your enemys.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the whole world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, forget to add sugar and then offer a glass to a friend.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back in life's face and demand grapefruit.

When life gives you lemons, boil them until they shrivel up and die.

When life gives you lemons, plant them and give other people lemons from our lemon tree.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for chocolate!

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them and add plenty of gin and tonic

Dear ‘popular’ kids

Yeah, you can tease me, use me, bully me, make fun of me all you like, because when I’m your boss, I’ll be laughing my ass off.

Sincerely Nerds of the World


- Don't suffer from insanity: enjoy every moment of it!

-Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

-You're obsessed and crazy? We obviously haven't been introduced properly.

-Don't hate people who make mistakes. Hate the people who make them, and never learn.

-When there's a halo, there's a pair of devil horns keeping it straight.

-Remember, there's nothing better than a best friend, unless that best friend has chocolate.

-Please leave your shoes and sanity at the door.

-When it's you and me versus the world, attack at about 4 in the afternoon, not dawn. Who gets up at dawn? No, we need to have a lie-in, a continental breakfast, do some shopping, maybe a stop at -Subway or McDonalds, THEN attack.

-Children, where there is a will, you want to be in it.

-Don't walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into the occasional wall, off the odd cliff and countless times into various patio doors.

-If you're running from zombies, nobody will blame you if you trip up the odd person, whether it's your mum or not.

-Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.

-If at first you don't succeed, never try sky- diving.

-If Heaven doesn't want you and Hell is afraid you'll take over, stay on middle ground.

-Nothing is impossible, unless you count slamming a revolving door.

-If it wasn't for physics, law enforcment, my mum and my curfew, I'd be unstoppable.

-When you're going to take over the world, make sure nothing sparkly is in your way. They can distr- ohh, glitter!

-If a computer beats you at chess, remember that they're rubbish kick-boxers.

-If you tickle me, I may laugh but I'm really thinking if you want to live until Christmas.

-Always refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

-An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. -Sure, I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

-Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

-A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking

OCs:

Penguins of Madagascar OCs...

Crystal:

Looks: Similar to Kowalski with her head feathers in bun

Species: Penguin

Eye color: Green

Fear: Losing her son, Dr. Blowhole

Family: Kowalski (little brother), Dr. Blowhole (son)

Enemy: Professor Snake

Professor Snake:

Looks: Green with light green diamond triangles on back, metal inserted in eyesocket, wears labcoat

Species: Andaconda

Eye color: golden brown

Fear: getting skinned to be made into a pair of boots

Family: Savio and all snakes (he thinks they are related and calls them all cousins)

Enemy: Crystal

Aunt Rose:

Species: Blue Whale

Eye Color: Brown

Fear: Her adopted nephew Blowhole getting hurt

Family: Her children in the ocean, Crystal (like adopted sister), Blowhole (adopted nephew)

Enemy: No one

Monsters Inc OCs...

Emilia:

Looks: Ten foot brown furred monster

Eye color: Blue

Family: Randall (son), Cheryal (wife/partner), Rhoul (Brother-in-law)

Job: Flower shop owner

Cheryal:

Looks: Purple skinned monster with tentacles for arms wears blue glasses

Eye Color: Hazel

Family: Randall (son), Emilia (wife/partner), Rhoul (brother)

Job: Doctor

Rhoul:

Looks: Similar to Cheryal, except yellow and doesn't wear glasses

Eye color: Brown

Family: Cheryal (sister), Emilia (sister-in-law), Randall (nephew)

Job: con-artist

Bruno:

Looks: Nine feet tall brown furred monster

Eye color: Blue

Likes: Making Randall's life miserable

Skeeter:

Looks: Yellow with tentacles for arms

Eye color: Brown

Likes: Pumpling Randall to a pulp

Rico:

Looks: Green monster with one eye with bat wings that wears a blue baseball

Eye color: brown

Likes: Tormenting Randall

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100 and more ways to annoy Skipper by TheSkySpiritsTalentShow reviews
Got this from the PenguinsHQ. Featuring: AT, the penguins, lemurs, Marlene, Joey and Barry. Story s done! Thanks everyone! :D
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,233 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Skipper - Complete
Disney Character Gravestones by DisturbedMind666 reviews
If you're raising your eyebrows right now - good. We've got your interest. For full details of what boredom and not being able to sleep does to us, click to read. Rated for mature content; and be prepared to laugh as we take a look at some villains. Enjoy
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,104 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 2/27/2011
Tales of Smurflinghood by Shadougelover14 reviews
Well, I got inspired by the episode Papa's Family Album. So, a few stories of the Smurflinghoods of Gutsy and Brainy. Hope you enjoy!
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Brainy, Gutsy
Three Turtles and a Baby by PrincessAurora1000 reviews
When Master Splinter is away an old enemy comes back. Can the turtles fix the trouble this enemy has caused.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,634 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Donatello - Complete
It's The Thought That Counts by Cryssy-miu reviews
In appreciation and love for everything Fluttershy has done for him, Discord makes her a gift. However, something from the spirit of chaos is going to be all but successful. R&R
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Discord, Fluttershy - Complete
Relatively Insane by Ocean3209 reviews
Kowalski: How did Ocean end up at Hoboken? Private: I was wondering that as well. Me: Well, it's kinda a long story. Clemson: Filled with friendship, mystery, and adventure! Hans: About a lost sibling, and sibling rivalry. But not the way you expected. Savio: A romance like no other! Me: And a plot line that will make you read on. Skipper: Well tell the story! Me: Alright. Quiet...
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012
Chey's Birthday Adventure by Yang and Yin-chan reviews
I didn't have a slightest idea, but a lightbulb popped on my head! I could bring her to Ponyvile! A dark, shadowy object watched from a distant and decide to smash the party. What would happen?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012
Testing The Boundaries by Cryssy-miu reviews
Discord loves living in the cottage with Fluttershy, where he can get away with almost anything with a guardian that's too timid to stand up to him, but when Fluttershy decides to take some assertiveness training from Applejack, and a prank of Discord's nearly costs lives, the hapless draconequus is in for a surprise when he pushes her to the limit. Set in "Broken Spirit"
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Discord, Fluttershy - Complete
Sick Ick by Freakazette Raven reviews
When Ickis gets sick, how will his friends react? Will he be okay? STAY TUNED! R&R!
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,018 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011
On a Whisper of Wind by Terrichance reviews
What would you do, if you met a pony who was at once your brother, and yet not? Applebuck braves the dimensional divide to reach his goal. But how will he deal with a world in which everything is flipped? His friends, his family, and even... himself?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Applebloom, Applejack
Blast to the Past by 96DarkAngel reviews
When Lexi discovers an old picture of her ancestor, she asks Tech to build a machine that shows the past. After a week he succeeds, until Duck ruins it sending them to the past. What happens when they meet their ancestors?
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011
Broken Spirit by Cryssy-miu reviews
An unexpected turn of events have lead to Discord's freedom, but his plans are turned asunder when Twilight Sparkle accidentally badly injures him. R&R Epilogue: The events tie together as Discord finally finds a way to put his past to rest
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 123,064 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Discord
Stitch meets the Ninja Turtles by dondena reviews
The turtles meet a little blue creature from Hawaii that was stolen from his home. Note: Have to be familiar with Lilo and Stitch, movies and series both to understand.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,597 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, 626/Stitch, Lilo P. - Complete
Runescape by Metallica1147 reviews
Its Saturday night, and Kowalski is up late in his lab doing who knows what. Skipper hears what's going on and check it out. Only to find out all he's doing is playing a nerdy computer game. Oneshot, something I wanted to write for over a year but never did it but I did now. Enjoy. NO FLAMES AND NO SAYING ANYTHING BAD ABOUT MY GRAMMAR! Because I know its bad.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kowalski, Skipper - Complete
Mama Perry by Boolia reviews
Dr. D's Baby-inator has turned everybody into babies! He even gets turned into a baby himself! Can Perry take care of them and figure out a way to reverse this?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Perry - Complete
Missing Moments in PoM: Special by ShiTiger reviews
Return of the Revenge of Dr. Blowhole re-written . Spoilers. Skipper x Hans slash.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Skipper, Hans - Complete
Jericho by dochar ar bith ann reviews
Name Change! Au, set before the movie. Randall has a breakdown, at perhaps the worst possible place and time.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,741 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007
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Frozen: A Negaverse Spin reviews
A Darkwing Duck Negaverse twist on the movie Frozen! Co-written with my friend Hardrock21. Elmo Sputterspark has trouble containing his powers, and when his powers are discovered he flees in fear. Drake leaves to find him and bring him home along with a help of a musician/cartel worker, a weasel and a robot, they go to bring him home.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 3/18 - Negaduck, Megavolt
When You're Evil reviews
I have no idea why the last one was deleted. Name of movie will be next to name of song in parenthesis. Now for our favorite characters to sing the most loved/hated villain songs ever! Enjoy and I will make this clear... I DON'T OWN ANYTHING! Enjoy
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 12/23/2013
Oh MyBaby? reviews
While working on a new invention Tech gets turned into a baby! But when the villains get a hold of him, can the Loonatics save him before they raise him to be one of them? I don't own Loonatics please read and review!
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,755 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Tech E. Coyote
Journey to being a Diaper Lover reviews
Since you all liked "Mommy's little babies MI style" I had decided to make another story! Randall had gotten in a Hit-and-Run accident and has been left with a bad spineal injury. Will Randall get over it his new injury? Or will he be completly humilated? Read and Review please!
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,440 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Randall B.
Darkwing Villain Island reviews
Our favorite Darkwing Villains are competing for prizes! Sixteen villains, eight weeks? Who will win? Will contain gay pairings and normal ones. Watch as they compete for the title of greatest Darkwing Duck Villain! Who will stay and who will go on...Darkwing...Villain...Island!
Crossover - DarkWing Duck & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,794 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013
My Russain Story reviews
Me: My life story will finally be revealed along with what happened in Russia. Blowhole: Yes! Finally! Me: And a few other things that I'm probably going to regret. So sit back, relax and perpared to be shock. Enjoy!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - The Red Squirrel
Randall the Cheerleader? reviews
There are many things Randall was kept to himself. But when Waternoose and another Factory decided to have a football match between eachother thengs about Randall are revealed. I do not own Monster Inc. Rating for a mild sexual contact.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Randall B.
Painful Memories reviews
When Mike and Sulley find a book, they discover that it was written by none other than Randall Boggs! They read the book to discover things about the lizard monster that he never wanted none of his co-workers to find out. I don't own Monsters Inc!
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,462 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Randall B.
The Car Equation reviews
Requested by Blitz. Randall finally has his permit! But when Mike offers to teach him how drive, something goes terribly wrong...
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Mike W., Randall B.
Penguin High reviews
During an attack on the penguins, me, the villains and the penguins get turned into Teenage humans! Watch as we go through highschool and the issues of purberty, love, drama, and a lot of fights. R&R please!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,710 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012
Bushroot's Decision reviews
Bushroot has lived in St, Canards his whole life. But what happens when Mother Nature comes? He has to make a decision that could his life forever. Would he stay in St. Canards? Would he still choose to be a member of the Fearsome Five? Or would he choose to go with Mother Nature? What will he choose? Read and find out. First Darkwing Duck Fic! BushrootxLiquidator slash
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Bushroot, Liquidator
Parental Approval reviews
Hans and Clemson are celebrating their first anniversary of meeting each other. While they are trying to enjoy their day together their parents come for an unannounced visit. Will Hans and Clemson be able to celebrate their special day? Or will their parents force them to come apart? Read and Review please!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,518 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hans, Clemson
Christmas Meanings reviews
It's my first Christmas but I'm confused. What's the meaning of it, why is it celebrated? While looking for answers I end up on an adventure to the North Pole. Will I survivve or die trying? R&R please!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,670 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012
Rescue reviews
I have been kidnapped! But by who? And why is Red acting strange about my disappearance? Watch as the villains go on a cross-country trip to find me.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,542 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Dr. Blowhole, The Red Squirrel - Complete
Monsters Inc TV announcement reviews
Sulley and Mike have an important announcment to make and Randall seems he wants to cut into the action as well.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Mike W. - Complete
Sick reviews
Emilia and Cheryal are having trouble with their new adoptive sick child, Randall. Can they figure out what's wrong with him before it's too late? Oneshot. Enjoy!
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Randall B. - Complete
Blowhole's Memories reviews
Just what the titles says. A look into Blowhole's past as a kid to his adult years. For good and bad and tons of embarrassing moments! I own nothing but my own OCs. Enjoy!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,061 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Dr. Blowhole
Hanson Prompts reviews
Hans and Clemson pairing. I really like this pairing and decided to make dabbles about it. No likey don't read. Enjoy!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Hans, Clemson
Why are Flamingos Pink? reviews
Vincent's thoughts on being pink
Father of the Pride - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2013
An Unexpected Surprise reviews
After a party at Blowhole's, Clemson wakes up in his habitat without remembering at thing. But the villainous lemur soon starts feeling ill and realizes something that causes him to be in full panic and secretive. What is it? Well to know you have to read...
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Clemson, Hans - Complete
The Nightmare reviews
Panic has a nightmare and he goes to Hades for comfort. Will the God help him or send him back? Parental fluff. Emjoy.
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Hades, Panic
Sick Panic reviews
Crappy Title I know. Panic gets sick and Hades has to watch over him. But during that time Panic leaves the underworld and Hades has to find him! Will Hades and Pain find Panic before it's too late? Parental fluff with Hades and Panic. Enjoy and Review please! First Hercules story.
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Hades, Panic - Complete
A Penguins' Christmas Carol reviews
It's christmas and Savio isn't please. He gets a strange visit from his dead Uncle Joe and he only as a night to change is ways. He will be visited by three spirits and see the past, present and future. Will he change? Or will he be doomed in the future? A twist on the Christmas Carol enjoy people!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Complete
The Wedding reviews
I'm getting married! But Blowhole suspects something is up with the groom. Is the groom really as he seems or is there something more sinister than he reveals... somewhat liked MLP:FIM A Cantorlot Wedding. R&R please!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Dr. Blowhole - Complete
Crystal's Log reviews
Blowhole knows his mother as the sweet and overbearing penguin he loves. But when he finds a pad lock door he hadn't seen for years and with his mom telling him not to worry about it, our favorite evil genius dolphin can't help but try and figure out what she's trying to hide him from. But the door contains more than what he can expects. I don't own penguins but I do own Crystal!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Dr. Blowhole
The Problem reviews
Savio has a problem and he needs me to help him. But while I'm going through his subconsious he ends up getting hypnoties into thinking he's a hatchling! Can I change him back or will I be stuck as his "Mommy" forever? Read and Review please!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,359 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Savio - Complete
Blast to the Past reviews
Takes place after Dr. Blowhole's Mom. Kowalski's new invention takes the penguins to the past. Will they ever get home or change the future? I don't own Penguins! Please read and reveiw!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Kowalski, Dr. Blowhole
I'm Mad reviews
Crystal is taking me, Blowhole and Kowalski on a car trip. With Blowhole and Kowalski fighting what will happen? Alot of chaos that's what! Based off of the Animaniacs song I'm mad. Enjoy!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Dr. Blowhole, Kowalski - Complete
Little Blowy reviews
Blowhole gets turned into a baby! I have to watch over, feed, diaper, and take care him while taking over his job and fixing his invention. What's a girl to do? I don't own POM. Please read and review! Chapter 8 up!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,242 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Dr. Blowhole
If I Didn't Have You! reviews
Me and Blowhole are at it again with our arguments. Yet somehow we end up singing a song how we don't need each other. I don't own the song or anything else except myself! Enjoy and don't forget to review!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Dr. Blowhole - Complete
We Are One reviews
Blowhole is feeling down about his metal eye. So Crystal decided to cheer him up. I do not own the song or Blowhole. But I DO own Crystal! Read and Review please!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Dr. Blowhole - Complete
A Special Mother's Day Gift reviews
It's Mother's Day! Blowhole wants to give his mom the best Mother's Day ever, but with Savio, Clemson and Hans stealing his thunder, can he give his mother the day she deserve? Oneshot!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Dr. Blowhole - Complete
Looks Like I Got Me A Friend! reviews
A fun songfic with me and Blowhole. I don't own the song or Blowhole. Please read and review! Enjoy!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Dr. Blowhole - Complete
Dr Blowhole the Penguin! reviews
Blowhole gets turn into a penguin! What will happen to our favorite evil dolphin... I mean penguin? You got to read and find out! I don't own Penguins please read and review! Chapter 6 up!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,938 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Dr. Blowhole
Dr Blowhole's Journey reviews
A story written by me and The Darkness and Light. Blowhole grows up, wondering of his life and how it is to be raised by a single parent. He has a dream that has him taking a journey that'll change his life, forever. We no own Penguins of Madagascar! R&R!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Dr. Blowhole
Mommy's little babies, MI style reviews
Randall and Fungus goes to Randall's adoptive mothers house for a week. Oneshot. I don't own monsters inc.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Randall B., Fungus - Complete
Young Monsters Inc reviews
The Monster Inc gang has been turned into children! What's going to happen? Will they turn back to adults? Will they stay as children? What's going to happen? I do not own Monsters Inc. Please R&R!
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012
Where Do Babies Come From? My version reviews
I was reading Slinkgirl95's version and I thought what it would be like if Blowhole asked the same question to his mother, My OC Crystal. Just a cute little mother/son bonding time. Please read!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Dr. Blowhole - Complete
Dr Blowhole's mom remake reviews
Dr. Blowhole's mother is visiting and she's a penguin! Secrets are revealed and someone from Blowhole's past comes to finish what he didn't accomplish last time... I do not own Penguins of Madagascar! Final Chapter up!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,560 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Dr. Blowhole - Complete
Momma I'm a big boy now! reviews
Randall decided to show his adoptive mom that he can take care of himself. How? By a song! Please review! I do not own Monsters Inc.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Randall B. - Complete