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Poll: What story should I do after Gender Confusion ends? Note: I could upgrade a minor story and start one of these as a minor if the votes support it. For descriptions of all possible, unstarted stories, look lower on my profile. Vote Now!
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Joined 12-29-11, id: 3575875, Profile Updated: 09-27-14
Author has written 65 stories for One Piece, Harry Potter, Naruto, Greek Mythology, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, Mulan, Doctor Who, Twilight, Avengers, Captain America, Firefly, Bleach, Frozen, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Young Avengers.

Name: Just call me by my Penname or Phoenix.

I primarily write crossovers, One-Shots, and Affectionate Parodies.

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REFERENCES

GENDER CONFUSION

Gender Confusion TvTropes Page

For those curious as to what Deidara's ring in GC looks like, here's a few images that sort of fit what I was thinking of: Ring 1 Ring 2 Ring 3

IT'S A TWIN THING

Evangeline: Academy Outfit

ONLY HALF THE TIME

The reference timeline I use for canon Marvel events can be found here.

FANART

Art for my stories that I've drawn myself: Phoenix Corporation; Other

Fanart for my stories that others have drawn: All

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I make a point to reply to any decent-length reviews I receive, answer any questions that are asked of me. It's only common courtesy. This does not extend to: flamers, anonymous reviewers (in the case of replying and answering questions), and short reviews that only amount to saying 'update' or 'haha this chapter was funny write more soon'. Decent-length means decent length.

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House Quiz: 52% Slytherin, 28% Ravenclaw, 12% Gryffindor, and 24% Hufflepuff.

Not entirely unexpected.

HelloQuizzy

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Future/Planned Stories:

Teased: The extended version of Teaser. Time Travel/Peggy Sue. Large Cast. Major Phoenix Corporation involvement. Some Gender Flips.

Guardians of Killers: A crossover between Rise of the Guardians and Naruto, where a supernatural entity (The Man in the Moon or the Gods from the Naruto-verse, possibly both), ask for the Guardians to come and add the ninja world (which is in a different dimension from their own) to their domains. Main plot would revolve around Jack Frost finding Haku soon before the Wave Arc and deciding to watch over Haku and whatever family and descendants he may have as a sort of "patron deity/Guardian," since the Yuki clan's powers are ice-based. Secondary plot would be one of the Guardians meeting Itachi soon after the massacre and being shanghaied into keeping an extra careful eye on Sasuke (Itachi would be able to see them because of the Sharingan piercing through their involuntary illusion that hides them from the non-believers, and just willingly after that due to believing in them after having seen them). Tertiary plot would involve the Sandman and Gaara, in some unknown manner that I haven't yet decided on.

Civility: A One Piece fanfic where they fall through a portal (not very original, I know), and end up in pre-Civil War United States. I came up with this during History my junior year, and the idea stuck. Much of the focus would be on how the Straw Hats refuse to bend to the societal norms, and in particular how they deal with the fact that Usopp isn't even considered a citizen in late 1850s US, due to the fact that Oda said he would be African in the real world. Mostly a social commentary... I think.

Four Little Secrets: Naruto fanfic. Dei x fem!Tobi. Just a shippy little story with a sad ending.

Kabuto-sensei: An idea that came about due to several discussions with readers about Fly Free. It would be a story where Kabuto unwittingly takes on an apprentice while in Konoha, and slowly comes to form attachments to the child in question. Eventually, this would cause a number of problems for him due to how much he cares for the child conflicting with his loyalty to Orochimaru.

Deadly, Dying, Divine: In a manner that no one quite understands, the mangled, destroyed, or otherwise almost-corpses of eleven people are found on Hogwarts grounds one night. With only a single talking head to explain what is going on, and not a particularly bright one at that, the students and staff of the premier wizarding school try to decide what to do with unconscious and slowly recovering bodies of the Akatsuki.

Monster: Harry Potter dies in one world, and is reborn as the monstrous being known as the Kyuubi no Kitsune. His mind is stolen from him early on, and he only regains it upon being sealed into a... peculiar young boy.

The Children of the Sand: A Naruto x Avengers crossover, wherein the genin, pre-Chunin-Exam Sand Sibs (and Baki), through no fault of their own (though plenty of fault of a very drunk Shukaku), end up on the helicarrier soon after it lifts up off the water. After that? Fluff.

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Echoes by Kagaseo reviews
AU. A modification of the seal holding back the Kyuubi has surprising consequences. When each choice brings about a new world, what will happen when different possibilities collide? Many Naruto wreaking havoc! First fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 55 - Words: 562,400 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U.
George Weasley and the Computational Error by pisoprano reviews
George Weasley may be 40 years old now, but he still misses his twin dearly. And when he has the chance to go back to 1989 and see Fred alive again and stop everything from happening, he can't resist. George's relationship with everyone he loves, however, will change in the process. Canon (mostly) and Time Travel. NoSlash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,340 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Shiki Fujin by Tirielle reviews
The seal was supposed to seal away the demon at the cost of his own soul. And that's what happened. Really. Do the details honestly matter that much?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,137 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Minato N.
A Different Perspective by Book of Changes by Kage Husha reviews
COMPLETE! Summary: AU Kakashi prepared himself for the worst when he was saddled with the Kyuubi-no-gaki, a.k.a. Naruto. He did not, however, expect this. Rated M for Language. Some Ghost In The Shell & Eyeshield 21
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,509 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional Travel. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Complete
In The Blood by justplainrii reviews
Almost 30 years after the end of the war, Sasuke finds a boy that looks exactly like his brother. He doesn't handle it well. Especially when other lookalikes begin to surface, and all signs point to an old foe being responsible. A mystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 174 - Words: 803,477 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ino Y., Karin
Summon to Help by XiaoWing reviews
It has been 150 years since Ichigo has become the "king of hell" and his boredom knows no boundaries, when he is suddendly summoned by Dumbledore to help protect the school and the trio from Voldemort. Happend in the 5 movie of Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,835 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Harry P., Ichigo K. - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4865 - Favs: 4,944 - Follows: 6,210 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5222 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Mission Report: Impossible by Peace Like a River reviews
"So... should we fire them?" "Probably." Nova Prime takes in the train wreck of colors, the haphazard editing marks, the blatant use of all-caps... and is that a stick figure of her in the margins? Team-fic, in which the Guardians write the best-worst mission report in the history of the Nova Corp. Established Starmora.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora] Drax, Rocket R.
Ground Zero by Renaerys reviews
They both survived Uchiha Sasuke, and now they're hunting him. Deidara wants to kill him, Karin wants to save him. Each seeing opportunity in the other, they call a truce until they can find their target. Or kill each other in the process. Whichever comes first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,196 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2014 - [Deidara, Karin] Sasuke U. - Complete
Silent Humanity by ShadowedAuthor reviews
After a surprise attack, Sabaku no Gaara is sent to a strange new world, injured and alone. Read as Gaara tries to survive whilst keeping his 'inner demons' at bay. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 163,494 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Gaara
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Auryn by Araceil reviews
Based on esama's 'Subject of Change', no pairings yet. When Harry Potter died, he didn't expect to end up meeting a giant fox, a pervert, get changed into a girl and end up with some kid who had was capable of giving Snape the warm and fuzzies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,934 - Reviews: 4378 - Favs: 5,448 - Follows: 5,927 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Bigger On the Inside by The Tardis Blue Impala reviews
The Doctor was Hermione's hero, her role model. He was there for her when nobody else was. She knew he wasn't real, but he was real enough to be her friend and inspiration. Originally a one-shot, now with an added extension.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
One Chance by chica blanca reviews
Revenge never tasted so bitter. It never was supposed to be this useless waste of life. Now Sasuke has a chance to go back and change everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,731 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Sasuke U.
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 510,604 - Reviews: 6562 - Favs: 5,253 - Follows: 4,402 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Different, Not Defective by awesomelyglorious reviews
Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,726 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Little Light in the Dark by Calaeris reviews
The Avengers get themselves turned into children, and through an unlikely turn of events Loki, a prisoner of SHIELD, ends up taking care of them. Fury isn't paid enough to deal with this nonsense.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,585 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Complete
Do You Wanna' Build a Snowman, Percy? by SarcasticPieWithdrawl reviews
A Frozen inspired short that will bring back those Potter feels that you thought were over and locked in a dark cupboard like a boggart.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/10/2014 - George W., Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
Boxed In by Impossible Oswin reviews
"It was times like this that Donna wished she'd had a bit more foresight. Or a chainsaw. A chainsaw'd be pretty useful, too." I own nothing. Oneshot!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2014 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
A Bird's Song by counterpunch reviews
Fill for prompt: Anna moves on without Elsa. "Anna hates that sometimes she thinks about her. It's been fifteen years and still Elsa exists only in the absence of things."
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Anna - Complete
Tony Stark's Island of Misfit Toys by dysprositos reviews
AU. Ivan Vanko attacked Tony at the opening of Stark Expo, setting all kinds of other changes in motion. Slowly, Tony gathers all the pieces of a group he was not aware he was collecting. What's he going to do when he's collected them all? Alternate path to The Avengers in which the team comes together in a different, though no less combustible, way. This fic has been abandoned.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,459 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 164 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin - Complete
Guiding Spirit by Emma Iveli reviews
AU Crossover with Naruto. After Orochimaru takes over Sasuke's body, Sasuke finds a chance to redeem himself... being the Guiding Spirit of one Monkey D. Luffy. Can Sasuke help him become King of the Pirates? Please R&R
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,892 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Luffy
Gallifrey Stands by garfieldodie reviews
An alternate take on the climax of 'The Day of the Doctor' - 13 Doctors working to save Gallifrey? You'd think they'd have more to say!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/4/2014 - 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor, 9th Doctor, War Doctor - Complete
Dei-Care by Kryzanna reviews
Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,027 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Kisame H., Hidan - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 3,587 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
White Eyes by DragonlordRynn reviews
Just another One-Shot of a What-If-Story. Takes place after the dreaded chapter 614 and after The Avengers (2012). Just read and enjoy. Oh, and I'm bad with summaries.
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Neji H. - Complete
Marauding by alwaysxsaidsnape reviews
James Potter and Sirius Black have managed to get themselves into a pickle again, but this time they seek refuge in a blue box and find themselves face to face with The Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2013 - 11th Doctor, Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 4,970 - Follows: 3,864 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Maybe Next Time by Kanae-88 reviews
- Chuunin Exams AU - What would have happened had Karin and her team passed to the prelims? SasuKarin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,219 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 2/15/2012 - [Karin, Sasuke U.] Kakashi H. - Complete
Remnants of a Shinobi's Fire by ippus67 reviews
[ON HIATUS until Naruto ends] Konoha has fallen. Desperate to escape, our heroes turned to the sea for refuge. Watch as they struggle to find their place in the New World and take back what they've lost. Alliances are formed, cover ups are unraveled, and the Void Century blurs reality. Team Seven–centric. Strong!Sakura.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,910 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Straw Hats P.
Chaos by Sarah1281 reviews
The Narrator has long-since been used to knowing exactly how the story will go but the Witch throwing him to the giantess took him by surprise. He can still see the beautiful story meant to unfold but as he falls he knows that it will be lost forever and chaos will reign instead. Oh, what a waste.
Into the Woods - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Narrator - Complete
Light My Fire by alicat54 reviews
"He's got my mother's freckles," Lily giggles, kissing her son's plump cheeks. "And my father's eyes," James chimes in kissing just above the dark colored irises. No one mention's the ugly red splotch of skin covering the baby's chest and back. Ace reincarnated drabbles. One Piece Harry Potter crossover xover
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harry P., Ace - Complete
The MSEA Reloaded by Cookie VanDeKamp reviews
Third entry in the MSEA Files. The Mary Sue Extermination Association is slowly rebuilding itself, recruiting new members and trying to get things back on track. But old foes and new all have other ideas...
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012
Happy Endings by Beth Einspanier reviews
A newly resurrected Severus Snape finds himself in a post-War world where everything has apparently been made right, thanks to a new Ravenclaw student. However, something about this happy ending feels horribly wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,601 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Aperture Games by vifetoile89 reviews
President Snow has made an unprecedented choice for the 75th Quarter Quell: the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. But there are more things below the earth than are dreamt of in his philosophy, including robots, opera, and a mute lunatic. AU.
Crossover - Portal & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,860 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Chell, Katniss E. - Complete
Multicolored by Trumpeteer34 reviews
As the Avengers slowly grow closer to each other, they begin to notice some oddities about their resident gamma expert, oddities that he is not even aware of. *Psychological fic*
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,948 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wrath of Jashin by MegaKiraraLover reviews
After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,029 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 2,710 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Hidan, Jashin
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Katabasis by Renaerys reviews
Some curses can be broken. Fourth War AU, branches off after 644. SasuKarin, HashiMitoMada, NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,286 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/9/2013 - [Sasuke U., Karin] [Madara U., Mito U.] - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3231 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 4,424 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Trouble With Minions by Sculla reviews
Loki thought mind controlling those pathetic mortals on Midgard would be relatively painless; he thought wrong
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
This is it, the Apocalypse by InfluentialPineapple reviews
Following the events in Manhattan, the Avengers are all dealing with their own unique, internal struggles and Tony finds himself playing therapist. Consumed with their own demons, they fail to see that Tony may just be the one who needs the most help. Come to find out, the apocalypse isn't necessarily a bad thing. Rated for language, violence and alcoholism. Complete!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,218 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
The Avengers: Lokitty Edition by I'vebeenLOKI'Dyetagain reviews
Avengers AU where Loki escapes from the Chitauri and ends up on earth. Injured and exhausted, he disguises himself as a cat. And Steve has a thing for saving abandoned kittens. Then when The Other is sent to retrieve a couple stolen relics, Thanos has an army and a plan, and everyone thinks Thor is insane... (Protective!Thor, Protective!Avengers, BAMF!Loki, no pairings)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,424 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Loki, Thor, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Their Dad by rightforlife reviews
If it was one thing that united the Avengers, it was their crappy childhoods. So of course they all decided that Bruce Banner of all people was the best man fit to take the position of DAD. Not that Bruce had any say in this at all... No pairings, No slash, family/team fic, FLUFF.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
An Angel, a Devil, and the Akatsuki by blackcatgirl reviews
A sweet, social, perky, hyperactive Akatsuki fan. A short-tempered girl with an excessive revulsion towards other people. When a box of odd kittens showed up in her garden, Tenshi had no idea just how much they would mess with her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 133,418 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara, Sasori, OC - Complete
and the fates sing (hold on, son) by Bambieyes1234 reviews
by chain, by face, by fate - the children of Loki are cursed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,540 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Complete
The Evil Men Do by otherhawk reviews
Steve gets a morality question from an unexpected source. Oh, and three of the team are turned into children. COMPLETE
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Jarvis - Complete
Marie D Suesse And The Mystery New Pirate Age! by Phalanx reviews
A girl from the real world falls into the One Piece world and finds herself on the Thousand Sunny. But why is the ship deserted? What happened to the crew? And how do Trafalgar Law, the Heart Pirates, and the so-called Pirate Queen factor in all of this? A contemplative, comprehensive take on OCs, Mary Sues and their parodies, all deconstructed with a macabre twist. Not a bashfic!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,267 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - T. Law, Straw Hats P., Heart P., Eleven Supernovas - Complete
Mr Clever by ladyofmaybes97 reviews
"Do you honestly think you can handle my mind? All eleven of us?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Sien, Ilien by niewypowiedziane reviews
Tony is bringing up his autistic son. The world - and the Avengers - are oblivious. They just think Tony is being typical self when he disobeys orders or just disappears. Encounters through years. Pepper, Rhodey, Natasha, Steve, Thor, Bruce, Clint, the team.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,577 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Keep me searchin' for a heart of gold by niewypowiedziane reviews
Anthony is scary when he's like that, because he almost makes you believe he is right. (fill for avengerkink prompt asking for and AU with Steve befriending schizophrenic Tony. Warning: major character deaths, metal illness, food issues, self harm). Now with epilogue!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
As Good as Mine by Lucillia reviews
What if there was a good reason for why Molly had steered her brood over to Harry at the King's Cross station and started treating Harry as if he were her own child without consulting him first, a good reason for why seeing Harry dead was a prospect she dreaded as much as the thought of seeing one of her own children dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/12/2013 - James P., Molly W. - Complete
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 4,000 - Follows: 4,138 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Doctor Donna by TheDimensionOfWords reviews
A collection of drabbles. Various Doctors meet Donna Noble throughout her life. Edit: COMPLETED, All Doctors now added. Has some AU, but most, if not follow, then fit in canon.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012 - 3rd Doctor, 10th Doctor, Donna N., 11th Doctor - Complete
Muninn by Felicity G. Silvers reviews
His first memory is a raven, leaning forward. His second is waking and knowing nothing about himself or where he is.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,691 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Waiting in Sin by JerichosPhantom reviews
Ulquiorra Schiffer is a very patient man. UlquiHime, Ulquiorra is Harry. Rated T. Chapter 12 Author's Note
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 214,924 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Harry P., Ulquiorra - Complete
Becka Neko by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
Becka is an average orphan yearning for a home. One morning she wakes up to find herself in the Naruto world, as a cat! How long will Becka be-able to last living with a bunch of smexy criminals? Rated M just incase (COMPLETE)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 95 - Words: 147,366 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Pebble by Rhiw reviews
It began, in the way that all truly great twists of fates do, with something small. Crackfic, series of connected one-shots. Complete unless I randomly add on.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5326 - Favs: 3,848 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Home For Christmas by ladygris reviews
Clint Barton has returned to New York City after four months away. He has begun to heal but is ready to be home. Now, he finds himself drawn into family, Christmas traditions, and SHIELD. But a face from the past sends the Avengers into a tailspin, and Clint must find the strength to bring two of their own home for Christmas. Sequel to "Long Time Comin'." Not Clintasha!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,019 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Continuing the Cycle by Phantom Feline reviews
Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? Subtle HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Rated M; Dark Themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 116,265 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 3,064 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P.
See You Beside Me by DragonWolfStar reviews
Saigo no Getsuga Tensho was supposed to take his powers, but when has Ichigo ever done the expected? One-shot!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Order in Chaos by shadowblade-tara reviews
Oddly enough, it was Clint who made the request. Then Loki went from peaceful surrender to crack addict without a fix. Alternate ending to the Avengers movie.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki - Complete
Akatsuki Babies REVAMPED by Question Point reviews
Hinata has a mission to take care of eight odd children. She's in a bit over her head. Then, there's children's tendency to turn into the most feared ninja of the century. Now, she's a missing nin taking few of a few criminally insane children with what seems like everyone at her neck. It's been a really crazy month... AkaHina SEE PROFILE FOR INFO.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,136 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Hinata H., Akatsuki
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sapphire Eleanor Rose Suzette de Mont vs Canon by Cookie VanDeKamp reviews
Second entry in the MSEA Files. The sequel to "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon." There's a new Sue in town; Sapphire, an annoyingly smart, annoyingly pure, annoyingly modest, annoyingly pretty, annoyingly sweet, annoyingly desirable girl. You can panic now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,780 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - OC - Complete
Box of Legos by mortenavida reviews
Prompt Fill: After the events of the movie, the Fury wants the team to move in together. But they're all digging their heels in about it because, as it turns out, they all have kids. (no pairings; thar be fluff here)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Complete
I Will Survive by LulaMadison reviews
Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "I want drunk Loki. Not coming on to anyone. He must be doing something he's going to regret in the morning. And that can potentially be used as blackmail material." The Avengers get a call that Loki is terrorising a bar full of people in the city. When they arrive it's not what they expected.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Iruka at Hogwarts by KT-chan88 reviews
Iruka was a sensible man, really. Ok, so jumping into a swirling vortex to save Naruto was not really a work of a sensible man. It seemed like a good idea at the time... NO SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,490 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Severus S., Iruka U.
The Great Bella Body Switch by Gamma Orionis reviews
Our favourite Bella and our least favourite Bella get some quality time in each others' lives. I have to reread Twilight to do this, so please review out of pity if nothing else. Don't take too seriously.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Bellatrix L., Bella
Bazinga by LulaMadison reviews
Short, one shot fic, written for a prompt on Avengerkink. When Loki steals the Tesseract at the start of The Avengers he doesn't take Erik Selvig, he takes Dr Sheldon Cooper instead.
Crossover - Avengers & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Sheldon C., Loki - Complete
The Elastic Clause by infinite vertigo reviews
Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,527 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Baby Avengers by livin-la-vida-loki-d reviews
"Natasha never wanted children... However, fate sometimes has an uncanny ability of taking what you want, stomping on it, and laughing in your face." Loki turns four of the Avengers, and himself into children, leaving Clint and Natasha as their surrogate "parents" until a cure is found. Rated T for language and adult themes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,545 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Bella the Nightstalker by HappyHufflepuff-RebelRavenclaw reviews
One of the sole survivors of a bloody battle with the Volturi, Bella has become a vigilante to give her life purpose. But as the American magical world slips into anarchy, can her kick-ass form of justice save the lives of her few loved ones that remain?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 33,364 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella - Complete
Brilliant Without You by Amilyn reviews
Donna Noble has always been brilliant, with or without the Doctor. This is as clear as usual when she runs into Eleven and Ponds. No warnings.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Donna N., 11th Doctor - Complete
Harry Potter and the God of Death by Nesarna reviews
Getting recruited for another war wasn't quite what he had in mind when his father announced a family trip to England. But now that he's here, Kurosaki Ichigo finds himself pulled into a web of deception, government lies, and centuries-old conspiracies... [still alive, slowly undergoing revisions]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,498 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Harry P., Ichigo K.
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 3,725 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Proprietary by The Third Marauder reviews
Loki wanted the Avengers defeated. But that didn't mean just anyone was allowed to defeat them. Or, five times Loki helps the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Seriously by Ordis reviews
In which everything that happens in The Avengers is really a big try out to see if the team put together by Nick Fury is going to work. Agent Loki is not pleased to learn the good guys never got the memo. Written for Norsekink.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 124 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Loki, Nick F. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2365 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Mind Controlling Loki Is Not As Fun As It Sounds by Sarah Kennedy reviews
When the Avengers use Loki's staff to mind-slave him, it seems to work pretty well. Until it doesn't. Clint is juvenile, Thor is loving, Tony isn't getting any, Natasha is, Steve is embarrassed and Bruce is just the right amount of angry.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Path of Torn Bodies by The Mab Queen reviews
Caesar Flickerman once loved his job. Now, it just gets harder every year.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Caesar F. - Complete
Paranoid by TheSweetSerenity reviews
They called him paranoid. Pepper preferred the term cautious. Added little one shots, and then a look at the team's view on Tony.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,820 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
(Nice Dream) by ShirouHokuto reviews
Itachi stays in Konoha; just how good an idea this is remains to be seen. Massacre AU, Sasuke POV, some background Anko/Itachi and eventual Sasuke/Naruto leanings but primarily gen. WIP, on hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,339 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U., Naruto U., Anko M.
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Salvation by infinite vertigo reviews
AU "What's this?" "Tapes of reasons for why Deidara found it so hard to keep living." After a failed suicide attempt by Deidara, all Sasori has to understand why and salvage him is a bundle of tapes... that he isn't supposed to have. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,415 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Kids These Days by Schyzotypal X reviews
Hazing!Verse 11: The Avengers are turned into kids by a soft-science de-aging serum, silliness ensues. -Tinyvengers! Crack-
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Nick F., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Getting to Know You by QueenRiley reviews
When four of the Avengers fall victim to Asgardian technology and are turned into children, Tony is left to care for them. *pure crackfic*
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Save Me From The Nightmares by sleepling reviews
The Doctor finds a toddler in a NYC alley, lost and suffering from bad dreams.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2012 - 4th Doctor, Melody P. II/Mels - Complete
An Abundance of Hats by Schrodingers-Cat-Paradox reviews
Donna Noble can never remember her best friend, the Doctor, but the Doctor has one final trick up his sleeve to make sure she never really forgets - and of course it's in a way only he could come up with - by secretly giving her hats. Set a short time after Donna loses her memory, after the Doctor's regeneration. Just a fluffy little Donna fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Donna N., 11th Doctor - Complete
Dogtags by TwinTrouble reviews
Pet: n. 1. A fit of bad temper or pique. 2. An animal kept for amusement or companionship. 3. Uzumaki Naruto, host of Kyuubi no Kitsune.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,950 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Professor Spencer by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Dumbledore hires a Muggle for the first time, and Shawn becomes the new Divination teacher. Him and Gus join the Order of the Chicken, hunt for Horcruxes, solve crime, taunt Slytherins, and elude Dolores Umbridge the cougar to avoid being sent to Azkaban.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Severus S., Shawn S.
Loki and the Penguin Liberation Front by LulaMadison reviews
Penguins in zoos all over the world suddenly vanish. The Avengers are sent to investigate. You can guess who is behind it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Successor to the Weasley Twins has been found by reader713 reviews
Fred and George have found the perfect successor. Okay, so he's blond and doesn't speak English, but he's a master prankster. Let's hope Mrs Weasley doesn't find out the twins have participated in kidnapping. And who's the red-haired kid? Is he a Weasley?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fire in the East by Maat reviews
He finds that there are sweeter things than mead and glory and the fierce bright colors and rich textures of Asgard. Oneshot.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 132 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dudley Dursley and the New Normal by alikat522 reviews
Bad things happen. Life gets strange. Dudley tries to carve out a little bit of normality in a world that has gone mad around him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,167 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Dudley D. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 5,742 - Follows: 3,392 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
of fluffy hats and chiswick temps by Twisted Wonderland reviews
"On your head? I swear, people around here are completely mental. I had a chap a few minutes ago try to tell me to buy a fez! A fez of all things!" In which Ten takes Donna to the Planet of the Hats. She wanders.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon by Cookie VanDeKamp reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 3,880 - Follows: 2,384 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
PS I'm Pregnant by infinite vertigo reviews
Dear Neji, today I found out I was pregnant. So please, do hurry back. And don't you dare come back without completing that mission or I will self abort this baby. Love, Tenten. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,396 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
If He Was a She by masruiiiik reviews
Fem!Dei -For one thing, if he was a girl, he would've still ripped his shirt off in his final moments. It's just that he wouldn't have had to blow himself up to win. Sasuke's perverted mind and his feminine assets would've done the job just fine. Crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Deidara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2660 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Hell's Radiance by Angel of the Godless reviews
AU Fate can be a twisted thing, some only exist in hate. Sakura was one of those, a container of the most feared demon in history, hated by her village. Lost in the darkness, she tried to find a reason for living.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 467,091 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Crossroads by Taryn Streambattle reviews
Twilight. A place between light and dark, sanity and insanity. Two characters stood on the line. Both jumped. Only one understood. And now, he calls the other into judgment. One shot. A character exploration of Sasuke through Zoro's perspective.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Zoro - Complete
A Mile in Your Eyes by Araceil reviews
When Harry is left on Petunia's doorstep, she panics and writes a letter to her estranged older sister who eloped some years ago with a foreigner, Rosemary Evans. Four years later, it arrives on her doorstep, only her name is Kaede Haruno now.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,276 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Sakura H.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 4,323 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 217 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
His Partner by obsidianLight16 reviews
The man was always hunched- really he ought to sympathize. So why was it that he couldn't help but to take a jab or two to his partner? OOCness all over :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Nature by Lucillia reviews
Clones are sometimes a reflection of a part of ourselves that should never see the light of day.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Speech Impediment by mitsukai reviews
An innocent question devolves into a bonafide investigation when the Akatsuki is tasked with uncovering the secret behind Deidara's peculiar speaking habits. One-shot crackfic. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
The Book of Dobby Reboot: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,481 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
Hear No Evil by BlueSea14 reviews
After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,077 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Inspector Auror by Stalker of Stories reviews
As part of his Auror training, Harry is assigned to work with the muggle police in Tokyo. No prominent pairings, short story, Epilogue cancelled due to it not wanting to be written.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,309 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Madara's True Goal by laurelsblue reviews
Utter crack. Madara's finally achieved his goal and Yamato really wishes he hadn't. Light spoilers for 463. fem!Madara/Yamato
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Madara U., Yamato - Complete
Lazy and Crazy by mishap reviews
A really different Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Fugaku U. - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
A Fox's View by caisha702 reviews
*NOW COMPLETE* My name is Lysandra and I have become one of District 5's tributes in the seventy-fourth Hunger Games. This is my story. 'Foxface' POV - first ever fiction of any description, please read and review...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,348 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Foxface - Complete
Alternate Hosting by TwinEnigma reviews
Nine tales, one for each member of the Rookie Nine, each one a host of the Kyuubi. Oh the differences the choice of jinchuuriki makes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 149 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
A Night on the Town by Hideyori Onsen reviews
Naruto always runs into drunken angry mobs in Konoha. But Konoha is a big place surely they can't all be angry all the time right? A story of what happens when Naruto runs into a pretty "unique" mob. Rated M for language just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nightingale by riversrunthroughme reviews
Hyuuga Neji goes missing nin, which is more complicated than it sounds. Luckily the Uchiha brothers are experts in professional treachery and more than willing to give him tips...whether he wants them or not. /post timeskip/ Sound Village mind f***ery/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,733 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
A Puppet Show To Remember by SotF reviews
Ever wonder why puppets aren't that common as ninja tools?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 139 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Wellit was a good idea at the time by Reanult reviews
Just a bunch of snippets. Some of them are yaoi in nature. Nothing explicit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,197 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
COMPLETE: AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by the Avada Kedavra cast at him. But how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Burning Deadfall by Samurai101 reviews
AU::COMPLETE::The Kyuubi has control of Naruto's body, and Konoha is suffering. Iruka has two choices, and he's about to crash and burn.::T for violence and character death::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,956 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Team Time by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - This years kids are going to give Kakashi and the other seventh grade teachers a heck of a lot of trouble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,854 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5284 - Favs: 9,362 - Follows: 2,789 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
But It Breaks Your Heart by Potterworm reviews
You never hated him. If anything you loved him as much as your own son. But that was why you had to force it out of him. Because it would kill him. Just like it killed Lily. *A one-shot from Petunia Dursley's perspective in second person point of view.*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Twenty cups of sake by Case13 reviews
In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Thirteen Going on Fourteen by peroxidepest17 reviews
One Piece Bleach crossover: Zoro and Sanji bust their way into the Court of Pure Souls. Hijinks ensue.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,051 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Twenty Truths About Hidan by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hidan - Complete
CSI: Death by Chocolate by Beth Einspanier reviews
CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?
Crossover - CSI & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Gil G. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Switched! by Minnionette reviews
It all began with an evil statue that switched their bodies. Now, physically weaker, Naruto has to cope with girlbonding and PMSing. That’s not nearly as bad as Inner Sakura and the ninetailed fox refusing to get along semipeacefully.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,887 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 6,197 - Follows: 389 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Only Half the Time reviews
Tony has a kid. Well... sort of. They're family, anyway. The problem is, he only sees the kid half the time... so obviously, he needs to make the most of what time he has.
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,170 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Sasuke U., Iron Man/Tony S.
Space, Crossovers, and a Healthy Dose of Magic reviews
"We know not why we are here. We know not how to get home. We know not how to survive one another. However, there is one thing we do know: we shall surely kick some-" "Hey, watch it! There are kids here!" (Also contains content from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Agent of Asgard, Runaways, and Attack on Titan.)
Crossover - Firefly & Young Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 12/11/2014
Keep the Fox in the Bag reviews
They are an anomaly in this world, and they have no reason to help it. Nonetheless, they do... whether the world knows of their help or not. And the help can't afford to let the cat out of the bag, or as the case may be... the fox.
Crossover - Naruto & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,499 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Konohamaru S., Naruto U., Mikasa A.
Nine Demons reviews
Nine demon souls and ten human ones are sent ten years back by the order of the gods. Thus, the Bijuu, the Jinchuuriki, and one not-quite-dead priest will save the day, one ridiculously convoluted step at a time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
I Am Your Past, and You Are My Future reviews
To bring a person back is a miraculous thing. To bring them back with every last memory is an impossible thing. Unfortunately, when it comes to Sasori, Deidara can only achieve the miraculous, because Sasori remembers nothing past the point of puppetry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Sasori, Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Dead Men Always Tell reviews
Occasionally, the dead have more than just one story to tell. Occasionally, they have many stories to tell. Occasionally, those stories are of grave import and will impact the future of many worlds. These are those stories. These are also the stories that will have you facepalming at their sheer ridiculousness. Sequel to "Dead Men Tell No Tales." Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Akatsuki, Yahiko, Orochimaru, Orihime I.
Gone Missing reviews
Oh where, oh where, have the Death Eaters gone? Something's gone a-hunting, and no one's quite sure what it is. The only thing they can find is that the Death Eaters are all disappearing, one by one... or even madder than before. Rated T for possible future gore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013
A Forsaken Reincarnation reviews
The last of one's kind. An orphan before ten. Witness to pain and suffering from childhood. Spiller of blood too young. He was Uchiha Sasuke, once upon a time. But now, she was Mikasa Ackermann. And she refused to let history repeat itself any further.
Crossover - Naruto & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Sasuke U., Mikasa A., Armin A., Eren Y.
A Drop of Blood on a Stormy Night reviews
A collection of SasuKarin drabbles based on prompts from a random word generator. Will be updated sporadically. Each chapter is in a separate universe from the rest unless otherwise specified.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Sasuke U., Karin] Naruto U., Sakura H.
Fly Free reviews
Robin knows what it is like to live a hard life. When she finds that Kuma has sent her to a town called Konoha, she becomes an unofficial therapist for the town's troubled children. After all, only a broken bird can teach these children how to fly again.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,332 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Team Seven, Kakashi H., Robin
A Trip in Time reviews
Because shooting Loki's staff always ended so well.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Planning Ahead reviews
Hill being turned into a teenager wasn't going to be as much of an immediate problem as they'd thought.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Agent Maria Hill, Nick F. - Complete
A Little Girl, a Lost Boy, a Princess, and Two Reformed Assassins reviews
Because space and time really needed THIS snarl introduced too. (Crosses over the MCU, the Hawkeye comics, Peter Pan, Naruto, and Beauty and the Beast.)
Crossover - Captain America & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/12/2014
Assassins, Avengers, and Aliens reviews
They're all A-holes, oh my.
Crossover - Avengers & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R., Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora
Reborn at Hogwarts reviews
Honestly, none of them expected the dimension to collapse, other than Hidan. None of them expected to be reborn, with memories fully intact, in a different dimension. None of them expected to learn magic in this new world. None of them expected anything that happened. But it did.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,486 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Akatsuki
The Castle Beyond the Walls reviews
When time and space bend too far, holes are made. (Mega-crossover)
Crossover - Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Anna, Elsa
Princess of a Foreign Land reviews
There was a reason the Titan called her "Ymir-sama." (Further crossover elements: Tangled, Naruto.)
Crossover - Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/24/2014
And Then Sakura Was a Tentacle Monster reviews
Because that sort of thing just happens sometimes. At least it was only from the waist down... mostly, anyway. (Ino was enjoying this way, way too much.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/19/2014 - [Sakura H., Ino Y.] [Shikamaru N., Temari]
Unlocked Cage reviews
For every opportunity one finds, another is lost to the mists of time. His sight is gone forever, but for a chance to remake the past, Neji is willing to give up anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Neji H., Hiashi H., Anko M., Hinata H.
It's a Twin Thing reviews
One of the fundamental arguments of human nature is that of Nature and Nurture. If two people, completely identical in the way of Nature, and are otherwise essentially the same person in the way of personality, are suddenly put into two radically different "Nurtures," what are the effects? SI OC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,561 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - OC, OC, Neji H.
Women of War reviews
They were just a four-man team hired to help train the new recruits, right? Except, no, there weren't four men, as the name implied. Two were women, and cared less and less about hiding their superiority every passing day. Vignettes
Crossover - Mulan & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Sakura H., Tenten, Sasuke U., Lee R.
Seven Hawks Flying in a Circle reviews
Sasuke really didn't feel like talking when literally all the people he had ever been on a team with were right there. Especially because he could feel Kakashi right there, JUDGING him. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Team Hawk, Team Seven, Karin, Sasuke U. - Complete
DreamWorld reviews
When Zoro sleeps, he travels far beyond the danger that is the Grand Line. Of course, he's only met one person on the other side of that barrier, but that will change soon enough. Soon enough...
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,705 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Zoro
Jean's Dilemma reviews
Eren stumbles across a little secret that just made his life a whole lot more complicated. Gen/friendship fic, gender bender, fem!Jean.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Jean K., Eren Y., Marco B., Annie L.
Just a Little More Sense reviews
Paris wasn't really the smartest of men. Why not give the choice of the judgement to someone else? One by one, various characters replace him in The Judgment of Paris... and do a rather good job of irritating a trio of self-absorbed goddesses.
Crossover - Greek Mythology & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Aphrodite, Jashin
Two Moons reviews
Some say that to understand a man, you must walk two moons in his shoes. However, living in the back of his head with no way out works just as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,689 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Deidara, Itachi U.
The Voices of History reviews
She's never been alone. Never.
Crossover - Naruto & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Tsunade S., Krista L. - Complete
Where's the Rest of the Body? reviews
Sometimes, Taka had nights that weren't as peaceful as the rest.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Karin, Sasuke U., Suigetsu H., Juugo - Complete
In the Midst of Battle reviews
She didn't love him. Except she did. Or she used to...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Karin, Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Magic Mirrors reviews
For an angel, to be seen is to be stalled, so a mirror is a great help to those who wish to flee. But not all mirrors are the same.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Weeping Angels, Hermione G. - Complete
She Didn't Want to Marry Him reviews
And apparently, this was strange.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Consequence of Time Travel reviews
She hadn't known. If she had, she never would have even touched the golden hourglass that had carried her to class across her third year.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Weeping Angels, Hermione G. - Complete
Never Have I Ever reviews
Just a silly little drinking game, but a joke of a question changes the dynamics of the 104th division forever.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Eren Y., Sasha B., Connie S., Reiner B. - Complete
Midnight Kiss reviews
Just a simple night on the rooftops.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Connie S., Sasha B. - Complete
What Does the Fox Say? reviews
Well, it certainly doesn't say anything nice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The German Class reviews
Coincidence and a regulation change force a few strange people to end up in the same little class. This is the German class. College AU
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Complete
Three Generations of Brunettes and Redheads reviews
Because reincarnation likes to mess with people, and crack likes to play around even more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P., Hashirama S., Mito U. - Complete
The Undying Sinner reviews
He was nothing but a broken man, trying to atone for his sins. Oneshot
Crossover - Naruto & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Orochimaru, Juugo, Grisha Y. - Complete
Choking reviews
They were the most conventional love story... and then they weren't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Chōji A., Kin T. - Complete
A Mizukage's Intervention reviews
Mei just can't help but throw a little help Chouji's way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Mei T., Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Gender Confusion reviews
Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 161,486 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Falling Leaves reviews
Deidara loves the fall, and Sasori lets him have his fun. Implied SasoDei, but can be taken as friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
HashTag reviews
"Tag, you're it!" Hashirama liked this game.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U., Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Enkaku Byakugan reviews
The Byakugan had its own second level, and it was just as likely to drive its user mad as the Mangekyo, as the possibilities of the universe drove the wielder mad. Hinata was just lucky that she had a support system.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Hinata H., Hiashi H., Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Day with Taka reviews
In which Karin is a sociopath, Sasuke is afraid of his crotch, Suigetsu is a pervert, and Juugo just wishes they'd all grow up a bit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Team Hawk, Suigetsu H., Karin, Sasuke U. - Complete
Stream of Consciousness reviews
He's always seen her that way. It just took a while to get up and take action.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Suigetsu H., Karin, Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
The Tracker reviews
Somehow, Thor knew a supernatural tracker, right there on Midgard, from a place not even Fury had ever heard of, one that could find the Tesseract, or at least give them more than a vague direction. Sounds good, right?
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Team Hawk - Complete
Iron Man's Dynamic Entry reviews
Sometimes, it can draw the wrong sort of attention...
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Gai M., Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Kool-Aid Kyuubi reviews
Tobi wasn't quite sure what he'd done, but he knew that something had gone horribly, horribly wrong. CRACK
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Akatsuki Kitten: Phoenix Corporation Overhaul reviews
In the world of parodies, logic is a power all of its own. An OC doesn't need to be special to be interesting, and romance isn't a necessity. When the Akatsuki fall into the real world, catty to the extreme, well... only more can follow, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,753 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Akatsuki, Yahiko
Sai and Dementors reviews
No one ever realized how bad of a combination the two would be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Team Seven, Sai - Complete
Masks reviews
No one ever really guessed the REAL reason Obito wanted to become the Juubi's Jinchuuriki. Warning: Pure, unadulterated crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Only a Ghost of a Hope reviews
He was dead. She knew that. So why did she keep seeing him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Opposites Will Temper reviews
They started out so different, but grew to be the same. NaruHina contest entry. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dead Men Tell No Tales reviews
...At least, not until the gods decide to push their issues onto another dimension. At that point, screw the rules, screw death, screw dimensional barriers, and bring on that delicious, sugary crack! Warning: features Jiraiya in a bra, Akatsuki in swimsuits, and Yachiru in character.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,419 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Impossible reviews
Roronoa Zoro has survived things no one should. Sent multiple times to various dimensions, he proves repeatedly that: No, he ISN'T going to die from such a measly attack. Not just a Harry Potter crossover, but it's the first that comes up. No pairings. ABANDONED due to low quality.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,038 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Zoro - Complete
The Ones You Never Expect reviews
The worst enemies are always the ones hiding in plain sight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Crookshanks, Colin C. - Complete
Shattered by Time reviews
Humpty-Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall. Humpty-Dumpty found himself locked up by two insane dictators in a world that didn't really exist, had his mind shattered, and went back in time to try and save everyone. Wait... no, sorry. That wasn't Humpty-Dumpty. That was Hatake Kakashi, last free person under the Eternal Tsukuyomi. Time-Travel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Insane reviews
So many authors choose to call their OC insane for when the Akatsuki meet her in 'The Real World.' However, if the OC is to be truly insane, her meeting with the Akatsuki may go a little differently. K (plus) for safety, thought it's probably just K. An OC with a genuine mental illness. Akatsuki who react like actual criminals. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Unexpected Paperwork reviews
None of those pesky time-travelers ever bother mentioning that once you get back, you get to spend a fun little hour or two filling out forms. Peggy Sue. Good- ish Orochimaru. Time Travel/Peggy Sue. One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
It's All So Wrong reviews
They are all in High School, and yet one person remembers their lives as shinobi. They are different, so different, but so the same. This person only wants to bring back the memories of the people he calls family. This person wants to bring back the memories, because it's just all so wrong, but yet so right. A twist on the classic Akatsuki High School AU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Akatsuki, Jashin - Complete
The Littlest Kaguya reviews
...is going to get stabbed for being a Mary Sue. Also for instigating massive and terrible damage to people's IQs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Complete
Teaser reviews
Selected scenes to see if people want me to write it. Includes: time travel, reincarnation, gender bending, super-powered OCs, some shipping, and extremely confused criminals. Everything you could ask for in a fanfic, right? Yeah... Let's go with that... Third genre is Romance, Fourth could be Crack, if it were listed as a possible genre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Naruto U., Deidara - Complete
This is Why You Don't Drug Kimimaro reviews
Kaguya Kimimaro's "un"-Hostile Takeover shall now commence. Soon, so will Puppet-boy's. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Naruto U., Kimimaro - Complete
Not an Option reviews
When it came to her, Sanji had learned, Romance was not an option. One Shot. FemZoro.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete