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Joined 12-29-11, id: 3575881, Profile Updated: 10-26-15
Author has written 11 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Minecraft, Ancient Future, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Team Fortress 2, Doctor Who, and Don't Starve.

Hello dearest viewers, Flame here with a large array of stories! Hopefully you enjoy them! I will warn you: I am uber inconsistent with writing so try and be patient.


Hey everyone, I'm Flame. One thing to keep in mind with my work is that I'm incredibly fickle, and writer's block is sadly very common for me. The fact that I'm a perfectionist on top of that means that my chapters take a lot longer than they should to write, so bear with me if there are long quiet spaces between updates. I hope you enjoy my content, and feel free to speak your mind either in a review or through a private message. Any feedback is welcome (yes, flaming included).

In case you're curious, I am a Christian, but I won't be shoving my beliefs down your throat. If you are part of a different religion, or have a different worldview, I won't judge or begrudge you for that. It's all good in the hood :)

My current obsessions include Bionicle, Chuck, The Office, Sherlock, and THE FLASH. I'm a music lover, and my favorite artists (as of right now) are The Elwins, Chance the Rapper, and The Neighbourhood. I also love writing Fanfictions (when writer's block isn't being a craphead) and making Youtube videos. In case you're curious, my Youtube channel is ThePickleSystem, and I do lots of different things on a completely inconsistent basis, much like I do here on FF. Oh, and playing The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth. That video game is cocaine. I can't stop playing it. Please help! Although Nuclear Throne is like Isaac on steroids. Wait, cocaine on steroids... How does that even work?



Chuck Bartowski x Sarah Walker

Morgan Grimes x Alex McHugh

Doctor Who

Eleventh Doctor x Clara Oswald

Parks and Recreation

Andy Dwyer x April Ludgate

Percy Jackson and The Olympians

Nico Di Angelo x Drew Tanaka

Percy Jackson x Annabeth Chase

Travis Stoll x Katie Gardner

The Flash

Barry Allen x Caitlin Snow

The Office

Andy Bernard x Erin Hannon

Jim Halpert x Pam Beesly


If you're reading this and are considering creating a FF account, DO IT! It's a great past time, and this is an amazing community.

Humble Bundle made me ADDICTED TO STEAM.

Transformers MTMTE in a nutshell: 1. Creates hilarious and lovable characters. 2. Makes you love them and want their toys and want nothing but good for them. 3. FREAKING KILLS THEM OFF HORRIBLY

Michael Bay... We don't care about the humans in Transformers movies. Just develop the giant alien robots please...

The Flash is my favorite thing... Ever.

Bionicle is also my favorite thing... Ever.

Yes I can have two favorite things ever.

The Parks and Rec finale almost made me cry... I am such a baby.

Even though the Daredevil Netflix series was amazing, I can't say I necessarily enjoyed it. It made me kinda uncomfortable, honestly :/

Bionicle 2015 better step up its game in the story department, because I am ready to be entirely confused and conflicted by a scrambled canon :D! Wait...


Some Quotes I'm Entertained/Touched By:

"But then I remembered alcohol existed," April Ludgate


"I don't want to go," The 10th Doctor

(The entirety of The 11th Doctor's regeneration speech)

"I am Ron effing Swanson," Ron Swanson

"No I'm not crying, okay?! I'm allergic to jerks!" Andy Dwyer

"Once upon a time... The end. Dad skills," The 12th Doctor


Current Stories and their Status:

The New Collection: Still working out the kinks; on hold.

Olympian Companions: Not my highest priority, not my lowest, but it's the one I'm most excited to get back to working on.

Survival: Gonna be slower than usual (Even though I'm already way too slow...) with this one... Not quite sure if I want this to have a really dark and sad ending or be a kinda darkly comedic little thing.

Planned Stories:

A Song of Snow and Lightning: Some Snowbarry fluff for the Flash, but each chapter is based off of a song.

Death's Touch: Darkest Night Reboot. Will probably be better.

(Untitled so far): An Edge of Tomorrow One shot; What if Rita had agreed to go back to the barn?

(Very early planning stages): Andy and April oneshots; either a few standalone ones or a whole series of them.

11th Doctor x Clara oneshots

Completed Stories:



Retired Stories:

The Collection: Something went very wrong here so... Check out the New Collection. I'll revise the collection chapters and put them there instead and it should be a lot better.

Darkest Night: Re-writing!

Thanks to:

MouseMaster42: Thank you so much for all your support, without you, I don't think I would've started writing. Thanks for your support and permissions to use your OC.

Kyanite Archer: Thanks for being my grammar Nazi, it's nice having one!

DanHihat: For being an amazing friend and giving constructive criticism!


Now for some of you newer readers, earlier in my FF career this account called FlameandRoy, and was shared with my closest friend Royboy150. After quite a few traumatic experiences, the two of us stopped talking, and have yet to reconcile. Out of respect, I've left all of his stories intact, and have labeled them with -DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE - I hope one day Roy and I can try to work things out, but until then, here's what was his part of the profile:

Stories and their Status:

Tabu's Revenge: Trying to finish the series; Sequel planned!-Roy

SMP: A Boy's Story: Still needs to be edited... -Roy

Shadow Lurker: My own story, currently on hold so I can finish Tabuu's Revenge. -Roy

Planned stories:

The Survivor, the Fallen, and the Rejected: Planned story, sequel to Tabu's Revenge. -Roy

Smashing Souls: Soul Calibur and SSBB crossover that cant be good! -Roy


Roy: Im calm but if you say (or do something) that I really wont like its gonna get bad, very sensitive to others, and i LUV to write! If i was allowed i woud write all day!

Roy's Favorite Quotes:


"Insert coin GETS REJECTED"-Tobuscus

"Hello and welcome to standing up school (someone falls) and you failed!"-Tomska

"HELLO!"-Mine turtle

"The snow doesn't know what the heck it's doing"-NerdCubed

(gets out of TARDIS explosion escaping certain death) "Do you have any apples? All i can think about...APPLES"-Matt Smith

"Apples are sh* Your Scottish FRY SOMETHING"-Dr.who-Matt Smith

"Omg explosions!!!!!! :)"- Nerd Cubed

"What??? He flew in the air D* you Procrastinator Fiend!" Nerd cubed

"New New York so good they named it twice...But actually its been renamed 15 times so it should be NEW NEW NEW NEW ect." David Tennant


"Some about friday with Rebbeca Black Uhhhhhg :L" jacksfilms

"ID RATHER EAT RANDY!!!!"- Julian Smith


"You have to be THE worst kidnapper ever. I mean you let me take showers, you let me play monopoly with you, you let me go to buffets with you you the worst kidnapper ever! :)"-Julian Smith

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No One Like You by anotheropti reviews
A collection of one-shots and missing moments from the bewildering relationship of Andy Dwyer and April Ludgate. Cover art courtesy of doreenchartreuse on tumblr!
Parks and Recreation - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 186 - Words: 297,565 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/14 - Published: 8/30/2014 - April L., Andy D.
Say Something by Caitlin51 reviews
Now that he knows that she is the one, he never wants to let her go. Barry/Caitlin drabble series. Requests or suggestions greatly appreciated!
Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,145 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 11/15/2014 - [Barry A./The Flash, Dr. Caitlin S.] - Complete
Breaking Facade by Crayola Hearts reviews
She never expected him to beat her at her own game.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,217 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 3/25 - [Leo V., Drew T.]
Time to Respawn by Katykat321 reviews
This is a story about me playing Singleplayer Survival on Minecraft. It has been played up a bit to make it more intresting, but I assure you, these things really did happen to me. For the most part that is... Rated T just incase.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012
The Game by MouseMaster42 reviews
You just lost. A collection of humorous random one-shots about life at Brawl with some short arcs throughout, mostly following the older teenagers around as they go through average and not-so-average problems of life. Originally completely random fluff, it has miraculously evolved to a higher meaning and now includes a full spectrum of emotion. Lots of character development. Enjoy.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 294,808 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
The Darkness Of The Boy by lord-KNAN
I changed some things, sa 1st version! R&R! PEACE OUT! :P I'm not good w summaries but here goes: Harry Graduates From Hogwarts, Ginny Falls For Harry, LV will make Harry a death eater but Ginny can save him from his fate... Find out more by reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,297 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
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The New Collection reviews
The smashers return to the battle in a new stadium with some new friends. There will be jokes, there will be relationships, and THERE WILL BE SMASH. This is a sort of sequel series to The Game by MouseMaster42, and it will not make a lot of sense if you haven't read that MASTERPIECE. I strongly encourage checking that out beforehand, but otherwise, I hope you enjoy!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 9/19/2014
Survival reviews
In a world where the laws of nature don't apply, human laws are not obeyed, and random immigration forcibly happens, a strange group of misfits must learn to survive the harsh new land they've been thrust into. Can they survive the hunger? Can they survive the cold? Can they survive the monsters? The better question is "Can they survive each other?"
Don't Starve - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Wilson H.
The Collection reviews
Hello! This is a story called The Collection! This is probably going to keep going until the end of TIME! Well for a long time. This series is sort of a sister series to The Game by MouseMaster42. Shout-out to you Mouse! Criticism and compliments are equally wanted and accepted. Written by Flame. -DISCONTINUED: READ LAST CHAPTER FOR INFO-
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Complete
Olympian Companions reviews
The Doctor ends up in an alternate universe with Amy, Rory, and River. Percy, Annabeth, Nico, and Thalia are sent to Ocean City on a mission to rescue a child of the Big Three. The rest of the story is for you to read. Set after The Last Olympian, ignores the Heroes of Olympus, and is during the time of the eleventh Doctor. Written by Flame.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Annabeth C., Percy J.
Regeneration reviews
The final moments of the 11th Doctor. Written by Flame.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2014 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
A Doctor, a Master, and a Blue Box
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - 10th Doctor, The Master, TARDIS
Darkest Night reviews
Nico Di Angelo did not have the most enjoyable life. Granted, things could be (and had been) much worse, but his days were mediocre at best. One of these mediocre and monotonous days will change Nico's life, and whether it's for better or for worse, it's up to Nico to sort things out. First attempt at a PJO fanfiction, hopefully things go well. Written by Flame.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Nico A.
Super Smash Bros Tabu's Revenge reviews
Link knows Tabu was not fully defeated so he summons all his friends and they set off to destroy Tabu once and for all. -DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE- (Roy)
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Pit, Link
The Metal Menace has arrived, and BLU and RED face the truth. United, they can defeat the Metal Menace! Written by Flame.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Complete
Shadow Lurker reviews
A boys family is eliminated for a weird reason but the boy manages to live and now he has 1 goal in mind: Find the Killers -DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE- (Roy)
Ancient Future - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6/2012
Minecraft SMP: A Boy's Story reviews
Royboy150 joins a new server and starts to mine and survive. WHen he is faced with danger he must think quick on his feet. And he might meet an old friend. Minecraft SMP a boy story- Royboy150 -DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE- (Roy)
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2012