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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.(that one's true :P)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(What? Its not true at all!! *nosebleed*)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast(hehe...)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so, I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.(true..Again)
I'm SWISS, so I must be RICH and ARROGANT.

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Falling by Six6OfHearts reviews
Lovino is starting high school as a freshman, and what seems like a romance with a Spaniard he just met actually turns out to be a romance with his childhood friend who Lovino was positive he would never see again. Now it's just a matter of whether he can fall in love again with the person who left him. Spamano high school AU, some Gerita, Prucan, USUK, France/world, many others
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,939 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/8/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Tomatoes in Love by ChidorixCixBritannia reviews
What does it take to get Romano to admit his feelings to Spain? Just two things: said country and seduction. For my dear friend Captain. Newly made Two-Shot. SpaMano slash, rated M for a reason—don't like, don't read. REVIEWS MOST WELCOME!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Dream turns into Reality by ChamiriHatake101 reviews
Romano's been having this dream ever since he moved to this one town and is getting annoyed. He doesn't remember who the boy in his dream is, but when he meets Antonio he has a sudden feeling come to him. What could the dreams be telling him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,970 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
It's Not What You Think! by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 169,261 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - America, England/Britain
Debauchery by AugustClouds reviews
AU. The Hitachiin brothers were infamous bad boys for the simple reason that a life less than thrilling was one not worth living. A chance encounter with Haruhi would disorientate all Hikaru’s ever known but being the centre of media scandal...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,467 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F.
Run Fast, Turn Left by Car reviews
Track and Field!AU- Arthur and Alfred are roommates and teammates at World U. As if school wasn't hard enough, they also have to deal with skin-tight uniforms, two hour long practices, classes, bus rides, and, oh yeah, falling in love with each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,936 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - America, England/Britain
Aboiteau by Noke Neko Lover reviews
He never thought that he would be lured in by those violet-blue eyes, but he did. He always thought that it was only the money that mattered in these situations. Both were wrong. PruCan. Slight Spamano. Human names mentioned. AU situation implied. Various couples may be mentioned, not guaranteed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,806 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Disgustingly Sweet by Sunny Day in February reviews
We all have this urge sometimes. An early Christmas gift for Ukulala. Spain/Romano. Rated M, just for sure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
If It's Love by chibi-excel reviews
Five year old Antonio makes friends with a fifteen year old Lovino. Things happen and he ends up being turned 20 by a 'fairy' who turns out to be an angel. This may or may not be a parody of shojo manga*cough* Spamano GerIta PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,179 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Prisoners on the Slave Ship of Love by black-roulette reviews
Lovino Vargas has been captured and taken hostage in a pirate raid led by Captain Antonio Fernandez Carriedo and his band of Spanish buccaneers. Tensions grow high and hearts are tested when Lovino becomes Captain Carriedo's personal prisoner...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,796 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Hiding her Beauty by Germanys-pasta reviews
In the midst of the second world war a troubled Nazi soldier named Ludwig is having trouble remaining loyal to a cause he doesn't even agree with. When he meets the innocent Feliciana Vargas, a reported Jew living in Italy, how could he turn her to her death? But how could he hide her? Germany x Fem!Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,060 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Kismet by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Lovino learns the hard way that things change and that they can change quickly. The necklace fell and now he's in a strange land far from home. Will he ever see his brother again? Will he find his way home? Or will he discover home is where the heart is? Fate is a strange woman and can work in mysterious ways. SpaMano, Picture by Lilou chan on DA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 52 - Words: 174,431 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] France, Belgium - Complete
Why? by THIS-IS-NOT-SPARTA reviews
HighschoolAU in which Matthew is alone except for his idiot brother and the homophobic bully.. but who just bought the house opposite his? How could life change so much just by adding a Frenchmen, German,Spaniard and Prussian? And what secrets could such an unlikely group hold? Rating: Self-harm boyxboy past abuse
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,349 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
A Bird in the Hand by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Are children matters of pride, or are they creatures of love? PruCan mpreg. Written with whitetyger123.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 126,994 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Prussia, Canada
More Than Attraction by whitetyger123 reviews
Antonio says he met his love's eyes over the bin of tomatoes. Lovino says he was stalked relentlessly until he was forced to give in. Written with Verboten Byacholate, side story to Root of Attraction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,406 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Home by Rukia Blood-Moon reviews
They were at it again. Screaming, yelling endless waves of insults at each other, back and forth, back and forth. Yong Soo covered his ears and squeezed his eyes shut. Why couldn't they just shut up?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2012 - South Korea, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3877 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Payback by Lady-Pyrien reviews
For SpacePotato. Matt, Alfred, Gilbert and Yong Soo all get together to watch a horror flick, but Alfred takes things too far with a prank on his brother. How does Gilbert make him feel better? By getting payback, of course! PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2012 - [Prussia, Canada] America, South Korea - Complete
Life with Lyrics Lovino Style by yellow blaze reviews
Human AU Lovino struggles with what he believes is a one-sided crush and his completely oblivious, also entirely too cheerful, brother. Mentions of suicide, but not a death fic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,430 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
My Crazy Messed Up Life by Friendly Neighborhood Stalker reviews
"No you may not kill her, New Mexico" "Can I torture her?" "...No" "Why did you hesitate dad! Do you not mind if I'm tortured?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - America
Damn Italian Curls SpaMano Version by insanitys.cowgirl reviews
Well...what can I say...Spain...Romano...that lovely little curl of his...what do you think that's going to lead to? Oh..I can say that I do not own Hetalia..sadly...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
So you think you can make it up to me? by Squishyy-Mo reviews
ONESHOT. Contains some FranceXSpain, though dominantly Spamano. V-day themed reasons . Romano accidentally fires off too harsh on Spain, so then he decides to make it up to him...but what happens when France comes along to bother them? Yaoi, smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Parting Is Such A Sweet Sorrow by AquaticMoose reviews
This is a stereotypical Spamano fanfic, but with a twist. Romano doesn't realize that he loves Spain until he has to go to the nurse's office, and when France tells him later on. Confessions, assorted fluff, janitor's closet moment, and death. Yes, death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,476 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Don't Bet on Love by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
The tale of two brothers, unlucky in life and in love...especially Prussia, until he meets a beautiful young waitress and her room mate Italy, who just so happens to like the blond German type, but which brother will be the first to get laid?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,512 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Let that be enough by wolf of infinity reviews
Lovino had given up hoping for someone who'd care about him. Antonio never expected to fall for the most tormented guy in town. But dark secrets and hidden dangers threatens their blooming relationship. Is it over before it even begun..? Spamano AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,662 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Nights in New Orleans by aband0nd3d pr0f1l3 reviews
On the night of an important hit, Lovino runs into a mysterious Spaniard. Who is this man, and why does he keep finding him everywhere? Rating will change as chapters go on. Can't really think of a good summary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,320 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Lacking Grace by noijonas reviews
Who'd've thought that Spain was the noisier one in bed? - Pretty much PWP, short, smutty one-shot, for my Roma.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
100 Ways to Annoy Germany by LordofAmus reviews
A list of 100 ways to annoy Ludwig. See my profile for 100 Ways to Annoy England. Please R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Germany - Complete
100 Ways to Annoy England by LordofAmus reviews
A list of 100 ways to annoy England. I do not own Hetalia. Please R&R.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Outcome of a Bet by twinchopsticks reviews
Lovino loses a bet to Antonio, with the help of Francis and Gilbert , now he wants revenge before he can pay the price. Warning: extra smutty smut... M for sex and language. Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Friendzone ish by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Yeah... a very long oneshot, in two parts. Iceland has never been a social person, until he meets Hong Kong at an event. First HongIce so the plot is a bit unambhitious, but it's all there. awkwardness, family... Excess fluff, BL, M... DL,DR.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,027 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
Spain's What? by Dreamer of a Card Game reviews
I can't do much of a summary without giving away the PWP haha. Let's just say the title hints at the contents. Please read ;D Spamano, yaoi, PWP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/6/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Chico Cherry cola by FanSlewFantasy reviews
REPOSTED Antonio has a really bad habit, that Lovino positively hates. Herin lies medium-level PWP, Yaoi, much cherry cola and plenty of sexy spanish-ness-ness. DL;DR, thanks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Amore Del Gioco by XxBlackChaosxX reviews
It's Spain's birthday, but Romano doesn't have anything to give to him. Spain thinks of something. OneShot, Rated M for good reason. Spamano SpainxRomano yaoi!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/11/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete