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Let me sum it all up... I'M A HARRY POTTER FREAK!!!

People say I'm crazy, but I'm not! I assure you!

If you ask me, NOT being a Harry Potter freak makes you crazy!

Ah well, I don't know what else to write so... BYE BYE!!!

17 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"

16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"

17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.

My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.
25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.
"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."
26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
27. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

Your Guy Side:

You love hoodies

You love jeans

Dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball caps

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors)

You love to go crazy and not care what people think

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 19...yikes!


Cats are better than dogs.

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne

You love the movies

Used to play with dolls as little kid

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 3...OH NO!!!

Harry's the bravest

Ron's the most oblivious

Hermione's the smartest

Ginny's the toughest

Neville's the clumsiest

Luna's the weirdest

Dumbledore's the greatest

McGonagall's the strictest

Snape's the greasiest

Nick is the ghostiest

Crabbe's the dumbest

Goyle's the largest

Fred is the funniest

Cho is the sappiest

But Draco Malfoy can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone else jealous!!! :)

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. (I found that I'm a very tough opponent.) If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you find Spongebob funny SOMETIMES, but most of the time he is SO annoying you want to throw the TV out the window, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D)

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Azmanig huh? If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy an dpaste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

Why America has some Issues

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Saying thingies:

The person who said that nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

in a world of cheerios, be a frootloop

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door and said that you haven't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have never broken a bone and are quite surprised by that, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should give that freakin' Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have actually gotten a black eye by walking into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. (wasn't originally here but had to add it. It happened to me right before a school dance!)

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile (my friends think I'm crazy because I'm always arguing with the old school computers)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're aware that so many people pretend to be something they're not, copy this into your profile.

If you've said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate put this in your profile...(HAND IT OVER!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Nymphadora1177, accio gold

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real) snow in my coco (Edward cullen. Sexier than you! and all mine...I wish. I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Edward Cullen, Damon Salvatore), SlytherinLuver(Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Tom Riddle, Edward Cullen) Nymphadora1177(james potter, ron weasley), accio gold (Jack Frost)

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw, Liontide, Arrowwing, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Nymphadora1177, accio gold

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.)scarily obsessed(i burst a blood vessel in my ankle!owww!),TwilightNatalia(I've fallen up them, down them, around name the direction and I'm sure I've managed it at least once!) vampirechick321, snow in my coco ( falling up is worse than falling down =( TRY IT!!), Pepa333 (I'd rather not talk about it...),SlytherinLuver(it waz very painful but not az bad az falling down stairs), Nymphadora1177(I know sad right?), accio gold (almost daily)

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an s in it?

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect to get it back!

Do illiterate people get the full benefit of alphabet soup?

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

If something goes without saying, why do people say it?

Please note: Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year...and he died laughing

Everything here is edible. I am edible, but, that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

"It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking?

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

Confusion is a term for the stupid.

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Come to the dark side, we have cookies! Me: are they chocolate chip? Dark side: Uhh...sure... Me: COMING THROUGH!!

I ran with scissors and lived! (definitely t-shirt worthy!)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Life isn't passing me by - it's trying to run me over!

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

It was a case of life and death - now that he's dead I have a life.

Words to live by

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Who ever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

My imaginary friend, named Lucienda Pedophileran, thinks that you have serious problems.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "Let's do it again!"

A day without light is, well, night

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. (Or the one with these are good!)

if anyone here is telekinetic, raise my hand

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (MWAHAHAHA!!!)

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.(yep three...)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you are in love with The Maurauders (maybe minus Peter Pettigrew), paste this in your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile(yes well ...umm...i forgot.)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile (how about like all the time?)

If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd people gawk at them, copy this to your profile (if only I had my way!)

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile (last time I was at the beach, my parents threatened to confiscate my book!)

If you've thought of killing someone because they asked you what your favorite book was copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile..

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are an obsessed fangirl/boy, copy and paste this into your profile. (don't even get me started)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro(hehe, yeah don't ask)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.(happens everyday. my family has gotten used to it)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.(sigh I love my world. Lots of books there. Lots and lots of em. Edward's there too sighs dreamily)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile (I'm pretty much the only one I've ever talked mom calls me anti-social...I've always wondered why. I have very intelluctual conversations with myself)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your (YEAH!!)

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.


I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen."
"Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!"
"Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is that frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me."
"I'd have a longer attention span if so many things weren't...OH! LOOK! SHINY!."
"A best friend rides in your car no matter how many times you nearly kill them."
"When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile."
"I'm smiling because I'm your sister. I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it." If you have a sibling that thinks you are a major menace, put this on your profile.
"Boys are like slinkies: stupid, but fun to watch fall down stairs."
"When every little girl in kindergarten wanted to be a princess, I kinda wanted to be a witch."
"Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry."
"Unless you've lived my life, DON'T judge me because you don't know, never have and never will know every little thing and detail about me."

"I luv my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends."

"I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my best friends."
"Don't tell God how big your storm is. Tell your storm how big your God is."
"I smile because you've all finally driven me insane."
"Best Friends: Know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."
"A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again."
"Your momma dropped you on your head when you were a baby, didn't she?"
"Me and You are Friends: You smile, I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, well, I'm gonna miss your emails."
"Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive."

"Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait."
"I'm smiling. That alone should scare you."
"Life is like a movie: If you're sad, thats drama. If you're afraid, there's suspense. If you're angry, here's your action. When you look in the mirror, you got horror. Now you're smiling, thats comedy."
"Although fire dwells within my soul, it cannot melt the ice throughout my heart."
"When the rest of the world ignores you, I'll still care."
"Taking over the world is hard."

"The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches ... Born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies ... And the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not ... And either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives ... The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies..."

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

Dear Dorothy, Hate Oz, Took the shoes, Find your own way home! Toto

Everyone makes fun of the redneck until the zombie apocalypse.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

Revenge. The reason I get up each day.

Three wise men... you can't be serious!

I'm far from normal.

333. Only half evil.

After exercising I always eat pizza...just kidding. I don't exercise.

If common sense is so common, why is it so scarce?

I'm not EVIL, I'm GOOD... with a TWIST!

Humpty Dumpty was pushed!

I'm too epic to fail!

Ah! - The Element of Surprise.

Um? - The Element of Confusion.

I'm always disappointed when a liars pants don't actually catch on fire.

You can't get arrested for being awesome.

I'm confused, oh wait a send, maybe I'm not.

Warning: I do dumb things!

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

Jesus loves you, but I'm his favourite.

It's not denial! I'm just very selective about the reality I choose to accept.

I'm already going to hell. Now I'm just trying to get a good spot!

I scare my own family.

I put the fun in funeral.

I never finish anythi

I may be wrong but I doubt it.

I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.

This is the earliest I've ever been late!

Sorry, I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you just suck.

Gone Squatchin'

I'll see you at my intervention.

I make stuff up.

Things to do today: 1. Wake up 2. Survive 3. Go back to sleep.

...As a matter of fact, the whole world DOES revolve around me.

The early bird can have the stupid worm because mornings & worms SUCK!

I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.

I am crazy, and so am I.

I'm not stubborn. My way is just better.

Sometimes a little brain damage can help.

The early bird might get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Clowns kill people.

I have NEVER faked a sarcasm in my life.

I. Like. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.

Support bingo. Keep Grandma off the streets.

I'm so old I fart dust.

A.A.A.A.A. American Association Against Acronym Abuse

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again!

I'm smarter than you're.

Real bear hugs are often fatal.

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!

Allergic to stupid people.

I'm already visualising you with duct tape over your mouth.

I flunked anger management.

Lets flip a coin. Heads I get tail, tails I get head!

My mum thinks my friends are a bad influence, but honestly, I'm the one coming up with the ideas.

I'm not lazy. I'm physically conservative.

Mephobia: Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everyone dies.

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

I should come with a warning label.

Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.

I love the sound you make when you shut up!

Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realising it.

I'm not a stalker. I'm just persistent.

Sarcasm: The body's natural defence against stupidity.

I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.

Karma takes too long, I'd rather beat the crap out of you now!

Bacon makes everything better.

Let's be honest, you're a moron.

I know I'm not perfect, but I'm that close it's scary.

I'm not saying you're stupid. I'm just saying you're got bad luck when it comes to thinking.

I'm only sarcastic when I'm speaking.

An apple a day will keep anyone away if thrown hard enough.

Don't act like you're not impressed.

Why kill them with kindness...when you can use a hammer?

I'm immature, unorganised and loud. But I'm fun!

I'm Mum's favourite.

Don't make me violate my probation.

Don't blame me, I was born awesome!

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now!

Relax. I'm hilarious.

I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-stupid!

When I was a, wait, I still do that.

I'm kind of surprised I'm not an action future by now!

The voices are back. Excellent.

Dear Math, I am NOT your therapist! Solve your own darn problems!

I'm mean because you're stupid!

I'm actually not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

It's okay if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.

Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at. Take the time to thank a stupid person today.

Just be glad I'm NOT your kid!

I'm not weird. I'm limited edition!

Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power!

Let's eat Grandma! Let's eat, Grandma! COMMON SENSE SAVES LIVES!!!

Do not disturb. I'm disturbed enough already.

If at first you don't succeed, reload and try again.

I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.


I have issues.

Strangers have the best candy.

I'm not insane, my mother had me tested.

Zombies eat brains (you're safe)

Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies.

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you!

You can't fix stupid. Not even with duct tape!

If history repeats itself, I am SO getting a dinosaur!!!

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

Dear Karma, I have a lis of people you missed.

I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement & psychics.

I tried it at home.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...and spiders,


I like you, but if zombies chase us, I'm tripping you!

If you say 'gullible' slowly it sounds like 'oranges'

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

The hardest part about a zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited.

Always be yourself...unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn!

You say Twilight rocks?
I say Harry Potter is better!
You say Vampires are cool?
I say Wizards are the coolest!
You say Jacob Black is werewolf?
I say Remus Lupin could kick his arse!
You say Team Edward?
I say Team Gryffindor!
You say R-Patz is hot?
I say Tom Felton is hot!
You say Edward/Bella are the cutest/perfect couple?
I say look at Lily and James!
You say Edward?

If you are a Harry Potter obsessed person, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you love Harry Potter so much you wish the characters were real (Wait! They're not real?!?!) copy and post this onto your profile!

If you believe in Werewolf rights, (GO REMUS!!!) copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you can spout a Harry Potter quote on command, copy and paste this onto your profile!

I promise to remember Harry

Each time I see lightning

And I promise to remember Ron

When I see red hair that's blinding

I promise to obey school rules

For Hermione's sake of course

And I promise to remember Malfoy

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever I see an adoring fan

And I promise to remember Neville

When someone says no, but they say 'I can'

I promise to remember Luna

Whenever I see the moon

And I promise to remember Fred and George

When I see someone acting like a loon

I promise to remember Dumbledore

When I see someone with long, grey hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Tom Riddle

Whenever I am scared

And I promise to remember Hedwig

When someone says 'I have always cared'

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Potter fans know.

Harry Potter isn't an obsession...

it's a way of life you know..

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Together Again by Richard Cypher reviews
Wands are finicky things... What if that night in the graveyard actually did bring Harry's parents back to life? Life just got a bit more complicated and nothing will ever be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,425 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P.
Time Travel gone wrong! by Iloveallanime18 reviews
James has accidently sent him and his family to Harry's 5th year! Can they handle the past and will they ever get home! And will the family kill james? And how will the past handle the future? Read to find out! This involves the future genreation. Have fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,990 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
We're Back by Miss Ginevra Magdalene Darcy reviews
The Light Side are returning, Lily, James and others who died by Voldemort in the first or second wizarding war are returning. It's wonderful and magical but Teddy's not adjusting well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 505,418 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Teddy L., Marauders - Complete
What He Always Wanted by HedwigandHarry reviews
It is Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts and his godfather has just been killed. He has now lost a mother, father, and the only person he could really remember being a parent to him. He wanted them back, all of them...and that is exactly what he is going to get! R and R! Multi- chapter! Teen just to be on the safe side!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
I can see you by JXeleven reviews
It has been fifty long years since she last was at that place... the lake her brother had drowned in. And now as an old woman she is dragged back by her granddaughter Jackie to the frozen lake, but what will happen when it seems that history wants to repeat itself.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Jack's sister - Complete
How to Deal with Tricksters by EndlessLabyrinth reviews
Jackson Overland had a life before that fateful day on the ice. A life filled with all the emotions and adventures of your typical teenaged, colonial trickster. Drabbles of Jack's human life. Warning: OCs
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,054 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Jack Frost
A Turn of Events by eruditewriter reviews
An alternate plot where it is Jess that dies, not Leslie. Leslie was always the braver one out of the pair, but how will she cope without her best friend? ONE-SHOT
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Jess A., Leslie B. - Complete
The Mages by WisteriaSoraHime reviews
What if Harry had a twin? And Harry is thought to be dead? Harry knows nothing of the reason why he is an orphan or why he must go by a different name. But with his two soulbrothers and all his friends he may soon find out exactly what is going on in the world around him. Strong!Smart!Harry, Good!Draco, Dumbledore Bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Neville L., OC
Parallel Lives by NobleAndAncientLineBlack reviews
Danny Potter is forever Harry's sister in everyone's eyes. To set herself apart from her twin, she decides to go to Beauxbatons instead of Hogwarts. But when Harry gets selected as a Triwizard Tournament champion, she can't not help him. FAMILY / ADVENTURE / ROMANCE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,512 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Light Up The Sky by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
Lily and James are still grieving twelve years after Harry's death. He'd be 13 years old if he were alive. The war against Voldemort is more intense than ever. Three mysterious young Death Eaters keep helping the Aurors out. Read the full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 147,763 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Phoenix Eclipse by Spyridon reviews
When he was 10, Harry Potter was declared a Death Eater by his family. 5 years later, he has returned but is he willing to join in the war to help the brother who turned on him? HP/GW RW/HG; Wrong BWL theme; CH26 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 137,630 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2009 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., OC
Raven by Neleh Yentraccam reviews
Harry gets a day off his chores and meets a strange boy in the park. Tom accidentally travels through time to visit his younger friend. Neither figures out what is going on until it stops happening. Disclaimer and warnings on profile. HP/TMR LV Dark Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Time Turner Mishaps by NinjaTerra reviews
A Next Generation Time Travel fic. James accidently breaks a Time Turner, sending him along with Albus, Lily, Teddy, Victoire, Rose, Hugo, and Fred to the past. Not only that, but they end up in, where else, the head quarters for the Order of the Pheonix!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,339 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Teddy L., Remus L.
Conscious by commonmadness reviews
He didn't know how it happened or why it was happening. He didn't even know how much time he had. But he was determined to make the best of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - James P., Harry P.
The Telltale Cupboard by Drauchenfyre reviews
Vernon's conscience weighs on him, but only with some help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Vernon D., Remus L. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 4,325 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
If Only by Blue Skyes101 reviews
What if Harry grew up with his parents and had the perfect life but still became Voldemort's most notorious death eater? What if, one day, he and Voldemort were both found dead in the ministry? Learn the story behind the lie. Was he truly evil afterall?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7489 - Favs: 8,822 - Follows: 2,876 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3108 - Favs: 3,385 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3990 - Favs: 7,333 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by Carrianne reviews
Will and Elizabeth decide to go out for the night leaving their two-year old daughter Isabelle with none other than Captain Jack Sparrow !COMPLETED!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,922 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
The Persistence of Memory by neutral reviews
The Boy Who Lived disappeared during the TriWizard Tournament, and Voldemort is discovered dead. A year later, a boy named James with no memory of his past is living in a muggle orphanage. [currently undergoing revision. chapter 11 uploaded]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,408 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 4/4/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Memory by Earth reviews
"The bed next to Ron's is stripped clean and bare, the trunk at it's foot quietly packed and taken away." Four boys on the aftermath of the war and the one who lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
Resurrection reviews
What would happen if people started turning up around the country? People that were once thought of as dead! T because I'm a worrywart!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Marauders
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