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Joined 12-30-11, id: 3578643, Profile Updated: 09-30-13
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

My name is Jade, and I love to read and occasionally write Harry Potter fanfiction. I like to read fanfiction reviews when life gets me down because it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

I'm a teenager, I'm from England and I have a rather unhealthy Harry Potter obsession...

My life revolves around tea, Harry Potter, YouTube, music, my iPod, and food. I also tend to get quite competitive and argumentative and I always think I'm right. It's a flaw, I know, but it's me.

The most important thing you need to know about me is that I am a very anxious and unconfident person. Publishing my writing makes me feel very vulnerable. Don't get me wrong, I like doing it. But I find it intensely personal and I don't have a lot of belief in my writing abilities. But ahh well, I'm still going to put out my fanfictions.

I mainly ship Dramione. I'm currently writing a Dramione fanfic with a friend of mine, Nicole, called Left Behind. It's a WIP currently, and may not completed for a while.

All reviews are welcome, especially constructive criticism.

I have begun a new fic as a solo work, Project Narcissist, which I will now be updating sporadically.

LEFT BEHIND IS NO LONGER ON HIATUS! Although updates, as with PN, will be random and sporadic. Sorry!

Other shippings I like are:

Harry Potter:



But Dramione is pretty much my OTP.


Sam/Ruby - I can't get that sex scene out of my mind, it was incredible.



Matty/Jenna. Jake sucks.

Hunger Games:

Katniss/Peeta forever.


Clair de Lune, translated into Russian by JuliaBLoka:


Stalk me!


My handle is jade_thenerd.





(I'll be archiving my fics there, just in case they ever get removed from this site)

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Daylight Through Darkness by Aerinn Gwen reviews
The past has a cruel way of catching up with the present, and Draco and Hermione find themselves thrown head first, smack in the middle of it. Everything they thought they knew was going to change, and in a world they don't belong in, they can only depend on each other. (Currently being revised)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,644 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 15427 - Favs: 23,927 - Follows: 14,293 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
His Little Bird by thewanderers'wanderingdaughter reviews
Birds should be watched and not kept. But Draco never was one to obey rules. It's their sixth year. Draco still hates Hermione, but finds he's becoming obsessed with her. Really dark. Non-con situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,100 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 7,753 - Follows: 3,320 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Better by Hesaluti reviews
Hermione get's persuaded into helping Ginny deal with her latest crush but as playing match maker becomes more and more complicated, the question is - can people really change for the better? Lots of Draco/Hermione. Read, enjoy and review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,876 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chance or Choice? by MJlang reviews
The night of the Winter Formal, told in both Matty and Jenna's perspective.
Awkward. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Jenna H., Matty M.
Twister by RZZMG reviews
Graduation night. Slytherin common room. Four witches, one twisted game of Twister. Who will win Malfoy's cherry? Will it be Hermione, Padma, Pansy or Susan? 2011 Deflowering Draco Fest entry. Hogwarts 7th year-A/U. Comedy-Romance-Hot Shag! Story nominated for "MOST UNIQUE STORY PLOT/TWIST" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,854 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 151 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Utterly Despicable by camnz reviews
The death of both Voldemort and Harry Potter let the pureblood elite build the world they wanted. One that leaves Hermione in a vulnerable state, which Draco Malfoy is prepared to take full advantage of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,360 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6751 - Favs: 5,823 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What If You Could Have Wished Me Away by Crookshanks.x reviews
A hooded stranger shows up at Hermione and Ginny's flat one evening, delivering strange warnings. Unfortunately, the warnings make all too much sense to Hermione. She has a secret, and it's about to get unraveled in an attempt to save her life. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,988 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Silencio by AkashaTheKitty reviews
In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,484 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 4,184 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Left Behind reviews
One year can change everything. And Hermione thinks one year sharing a dorm with the new Head Boy, Malfoy, will be akin to torture. Left behind at Hogwarts by her friends, can she get used to the idea of living with a Slytherin? Could she even fall for one... or maybe two? EDIT IN PROGRESS AS OF 2017 - COULD LEAD TO SOME INCONSISTENCIES
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 208,832 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Theodore N.
Project Narcissist reviews
"The bigger they are, the harder they fall. And you, Draco... you fell pretty damn hard." With his father escaped from Azkaban, Draco is in a very difficult position. Throwing himself into his schoolwork to escape it leads to Hermione's new - and probably unhealthy - obsession: finding out what's wrong and fixing Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,983 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Clair de Lune reviews
One-shot: Late into the night, the snow fell and fell. But why is Hermione to be found crying there? Tonight, she remembers him, and she remembers them. Tonight, she remembers all she has lost. Tonight, she remembers Clair de Lune. Won second place in the One Line Competition 3 in the HPFC forum. Rated T for one use of strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete