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Joined 03-19-03, id: 357956, Profile Updated: 11-23-07
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Book X-overs, Brokeback Mountain, and Arrested Development.

It hath been officially decreed that my profile, at the ripe old age of 4 years old, on the verge of it's 5th birthday... it shall be saved... and treasured as a part of a long forgotten past, however as it does no longer truly apply, or much to say truly do justice, to the author that is Seom, it shall be replaced and updated, but order of the Author Almighty, who rules us all.

Amen.

Sometimes it's easier to read someone's stuff by getting from their point of view. So here's a little to get an idea about me_

Name: Seom, my given name, bestowed upon me oh so many years ago and has become more a part of me then my confirmation name.

Age: I have changed... that is certain, but I must digress that I still will not disclose this information... however, i'll just say, i'm still (barely) a teenager

Current Obsession: Death Note! Best anime EVER!!!

Gender: Female

Things that Make me Happy: Birthday cake, Cats, Cross dressers, Manga, Harry Potter, Yaoi

Things I Would be Happy without: Jew Jokes, homophobia, cat abuse

My Secret Alter Ego: Faithfulkitty
My other account name here on fan fic. net. Mostly Naruto, all yaoi, and all wonderfully smutty! XD Seom is my "Family Friendly" stories, while Faithful Kitty is slightly more R rated.

My Favorite Fan Fics:

Harry Potter
Naruto
Brokeback Mountain
Pirates of the Carribean

Favorite Het Pairings:

Snape/Hermione (OMG! Best HP pairing EVER! They are SO made for each other!)
Draco/Hermione
Harry/Ginny (I loved this in the real books, but for some reason I don't like reading it in fan fics... but I am a supporter!!)

Favorite Slash Pairings:

NEW Dumbledore/Grindelwald (YAY FOR HP SLASH CANON PAIRING!!)
Draco/Harry
Draco/Ron
Sirius/Remus

Art:
http://seom.deviantart.com/
Mostly my fan art for my favorite mangas: Naruto, FAKE, Dragonaball Z. Most of it is yaoi.

Videos:
http://www.youtube.com/Seom
Mostly Naruto, but I just added a Dumbledore/Grindelwald vid so check it OUT! YES!

Extra Info On my Stories (Starting with Most Recent):

A Lonely Visitor: Just recently added and one of the many "Oh my god, the fan fiction!" YES, JO! THE FAN FICTION!!! It's my first (and rest assured not the last!) Dumbledore/Grindelwald story, takes place before Dumbledore dies, several years after he defeats Grindelwald, who is in prison.

The Tire Iron: My only Brokeback Mountain fic. I was so sick of people making those "gay bashing of Jack" fics that i had to make my own version of how I believe he died. There was no gay bashing, but I think it was because of his love of Ennis that Jack died, even if it was just how Lauran told it. So yeah... very angsty, and very attempted to keep it true to the style of the short story

Whipped: Just some fun and spur of the moment one shot XD I enjoyed writing it!

Kitten: Oh, this story! I never... NEVER thought it would be as popular as it ended up being! And I am FULLY aware that the ending SUCKS... but I already have a chapter and a half of the Sequel done... but I'm just lost as to where I'm going with it... maybe I'll make a Epilogue instead of a sequel... Might come out faster... Either way, I hope to be getting the end out... some day... I'll hate myself forever if I don't complete the story.

Games of Evil: Another sort of spur of the inspiration story. Updated when I have inspiration, but really lotsa fun, lotsa randomness galore... sigh... i love this story... it just tickles me!

Looking Into Death: My attempt at writing a Sequel for "Young Love." I had an idea for it... but it kinda got lost over time... I'll update it as soon as I figure out where i was going with it...

The Elven Wizard: What kinda crack was I on when I wrote this? I hate when characters are OOC, and although many reviewers (who i love and admire by the way) have assured me that it's ok, I don't think I'll ever finish this story. Again, my attempt at something different years upon years ago that crashed and burned...

Finding Good In Evil: One of the very first attempts at angst! What can I say... I was an emo child XD. It was a pretty good first story I think, never got the recognition I wanted... _ hmph... but oh well! I was young, I was experimenting... The good thing about this story is that I can look back at it and see "Wow! I really have improved over the years_

Young Love: My pride and joy! My very first fan fiction ever! I was so happy that so many people took to it and read it and stuck with it like they did! tears How I love you all, my reviewers! Candy! Candy for EVERYONE!! throws handfuls of skittles


And My Old Profile that for some reason I can't get myself to delete. What can I say, I'm a pack-rat ~_
Oky-day. Here is a little tiny bit about me. I love Lord of the Rings. It is my all time favorite book/movie. I don't think anyone knows but my pen name stand for She Elf Of Mirkwood (Seom). My friend made it up. I also really like Harry Potter. It is my second favorite though with authors I can't decide who I like better, Tolkien or Rowling. I have a passion for reading a good book. My main goal in lfe is to be an author and I love this site because this is the closest I've ver been to one except that it wasn't my idea it was another books that I made a story from like everyone else here. It does inspire me though and I love writing. My favorite fan fics to write and read are Harry Potter. I don't like LOTR fan fics surprisingly because I don't like added characters and I don't like slash in LOTR. The main reason I don't like it is because you never can get a proper romance story. I didn't mean it like it sound, but what I mean is, I don't like to read about a character that came magically to middle earth and fell in love with Legolas and then has to go back to her own world. They are all the same. I also don't like reading about Borimir and Aragorn kissing. It kind of ruins it when I read or watch my LOTR book or movie. I like certain slash from HP, but not to, um, fierce. I live in a boring little town in a boring little state with a boring little house and a boring social life. In other words the only excitement I get is reading fan fic wich I love to do and I don't get tired of it. I'm mainly the total stereotype of a nerd (according to my brother) I love to read, I sit all day in front of the computer, have no social life, make strait A's in school, and I'm obsessed with LOTR. I also love older things. I love old movies and old music. For example: The Magnificent Seven, The Beatles (I adore their first two movies), The older Star Wars (I don't like the new ones very much. For me watching them twice was enough), and so many older movies that I can't remember all of the names. The Beatles. I love the Beatles. They were so awesome and still are! I love their music and I adore their movies "A Hard Day's Night" and Help". My current favorite song of theirs is "I Am the Walrus". It's just such an awesome song! And "Wild Honey Pie". So awesome! George is my favorite Beatle. He was so cute! I also like fantasy. As you might tell with the books I've read: Sabriel (A fantastic fantasy with two sequeals Lireal and Abhorsen), Lord of the Rings (The best book(s) ever in my opinion), Harry Potter (I love this story and adore the author.), Into the land of the Unicorns (IF you haven't read this go to your nearest Library as soon as possible and check it out!), and the Chronicles of Narnia (It is a series of children books written by C.S. Lewis and very good stories)Tamora Peirce Books (not really a series, that is the author, but my goal at the moment is to read all of them. She is an awesome fantasy writer!) I love all these books. Of course I have read some books other than fantasy and have loved them, but I won't bore anymore with a nerd's talk. ttfn! ta ta for now!
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Two Crows Joy by MadLori reviews
Sequel to Human Interest. Jack and Ennis deal with their newly expanded household as the holidays approach, bringing visitors and new developments.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 161,177 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 3/12/2006
A Choice of Roads by Imhilien reviews
*HGSS* A curious Hermione finds a way to see future visions of life with Harry or Ron. She didn't expect to see one with the dark Potions master... AU after 'Order of the Phoenix'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,800 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Words Per Minute by Random-Battlecry reviews
It’s not that she fancies Roy, heavens no. But there’s a certain something. And the height difference is intriguing, in a way. The capper to all these considerations is that he apparently fancies her. One shot, Roy/Jen, episode tag for 3x02.
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Boys Who Like Girls Who Are Boys Who Are Girls by Beechwood0708 reviews
Written for a prompt on LGBTFest on LJ.Moss accidentally ticks the boxes for men and women on an online dating site, and after having gone on a date with an Alex, he still can't quite figure out which category Alex belongs to. Moss/OC of indeterminate sex
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
Cross My Heart by northstar333 reviews
She will always love him. He has grown to love her. Their love spans ages, immortality, and death. Regardless of the cost, they will stay true to the promise of their love. Collection of romantic S/R oneshots and drabbles. G-PG13
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Duck Duck Goose! by MysticSong1978 reviews
COMPLETE. In yet another potions mishap with Neville, Severus and Hermione find themselves in each other's body. But Hermione's involved with an unexpected person, and . . . horror and hilarity ensues!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,988 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Potter vs Malfoy: War's End by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
10 January: Chapter 10 edited and updated! Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy need near death experiences to finally reach a truce. That, and strongminded women. pre OotP, ships: Draco and Ginny, Harry and girl!Blaise, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 247,160 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Weasley's Wedding by Lady Cailin reviews
Harry and Ginny blushed. Ron grinned, and Snape sneered. Not his casual, ‘I loath you’ sort of sneer, but a true sneer, as if he had just discovered something horrible under a rock and it had announced it’s plans to reproduce. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,867 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Stupid Sun by Gaaras-Gothic-Ninja-Sappy-Sue reviews
Darkness thinks the sun is stupid. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 3,603 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Ripple in the Pond by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura Haruno is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, mainly one in particular: Uchiha Itachi. How will her friends take all of this? Will they forget she existed? Or, like a ripple in a pond, will her abduction spiral out and effect others around her? Warning:Rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,401 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 4,442 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Fields of Gold by Hime reviews
She went on ahead of them both, but left them a gift to treasure. [NaruSakuSasu, NaruSasuNaru oneshot] [I swear in the days still left, we will walk in fields of gold.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Falling In by Gothic-Girl82 reviews
Hermione eyed the diaries in her hands: Years of guessing and second guessing Severus’ every action, of reacting to things she thought he felt rather than things she knew he felt these books could change everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,535 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Thunderstorm by serenphoria reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, and a race in the rain. Genfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Resurrection: Still Not in Denial by MamaLaz reviews
When the one’s we care for die, there is nothing we can do but try and get over it – but a trivial thing like death won’t stop Draco Malfoy getting back what belongs to him. The second book in the Denial Series. NEW CHAPTER UPLOADED FINALLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,768 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Ron W., Draco M.
Janus by Harmony Bites reviews
As Snape proves twice over, appearances can be deceiving, and handsome is as handsome does. HGSS, HBP Spoilers. Each chapter segment is 500 words exactly, and alternate between universes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Our Way by ninety6tears reviews
Some narrated reflection on J & E's relationship that explores the constrained nature of their love.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Complete
Untucked by ninety6tears reviews
A playful incident of presexual flirtation between Jack and Ennis, regarding a certain habit you may have noticed Ennis has.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
A Penis Story by S Girlie reviews
Sai's only wish was to sit back, relax, and draw penises all day.. It's too bad his mother has different plans for him sainaru yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Human Interest by MadLori reviews
AU 1983: A reporter visits the small town of Farmingdale, Vermont, and is intrigued to learn about two men who run a ranch together outside of town...but when she meets them, the story she hopes to write takes on new significance.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,929 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Sev's Diary by Vanyaria Darkshadow reviews
COMPLETED! Oh my..... you have stumbled across Snapes diary..... can you REALLY resist a peek? Warning: Spoilers bk5
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,890 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
The Divine Accident of Life by CatsOnMars reviews
Jack finally got what he wanted from Ennis. What he would say to him now if he could.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
Severus Snape's Diary by Wonk reviews
Snape meets girl. Snape tries to rid himself of girl. Snape can't. So Snape creates diary that he thinks is private. Privacy is overrated, anyway. SSHG, Companion to Hermione Granger's Diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,782 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I hate you by Dark-Void reviews
A forbidden kiss burns hotter than fire. DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 3,774 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Conversation With Vader by Smenzer reviews
A crazy zany story similar to Pranks. Vader has problems with Han, Luke, Leia, Palpy, Mace, Yoda, Shmi, Prince Xizor, ObiWan, QuiGon, Padme and almost every SW character! VERY FUNNY! Read & Review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,221 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Darth Vader, Han S.
Always the Little Things by La. Bel. LM reviews
Musings on a certain married man's insanity. Or is he really as insane as he thinks? You be the judge. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Arranged Marriage by vanityfair reviews
Epilogue now added! “Just because a marriage is not a love match does not mean it is loveless consideration turns to respect, respect turns to admiration, and admiration turns to love.” HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,182 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Passionate Trousers by JustJeanette reviews
In Answer to the “Passionate Trousers” challenge on WIKTT: Full Title is Passionate Trousers or Severus will always Come for Me. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Question of Proof by mssparrington reviews
Slash! Sparrington short- Jack convinces Norrington that they are alike, yet entirely different. More angst than romance, perhaps. Norrington's POV
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
The Perfectionist by Mykerinos reviews
Severus wouldn't participate in such a silly contest. Never. And especially not with Granger, no, he'd rather eat his socks. He shivered at that thought. Okay, perhaps not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,511 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Kidding? by Heroe reviews
Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley speculate on Professor Severus Snape and winning the house cup. Hermione Granger does her part to ensure Gryffindor's victory. Response to the WIKTT 'You've Got To Be Kidding' 100 word challenge. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Complete
Meeting His Match by PineAppleLint reviews
Terrence Gallagher is a well respected female captain who is found without ship or crew. What happens when she literally runs into Captain Jack Sparrow? Chapter 30: And So it Begins. FINISHED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,726 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Comfort by Jehan's Muse reviews
Jack and Norrington, captured by pirates, somehow end up in the same jail cell, and slash ensues. Sadly lacking in the plot department, I'm afraid.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2003
Brown Eyes, Gray Eyes by dragon eyes3 reviews
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are asigned together for a Care of Magical Creatures project. The problem is, they can't stand each other. Or they think they can't... (FINISHED)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,463 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Flames of Ecstasy by Priah reviews
DracoHermione, classic hbhg boring million chapter of nothingness story. Most likely the worst fanfic in creation. Do not read it unless you are a recovering insomniac. I suggest one of my others. Any of my others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 256,847 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sweet Teeth by Aras reviews
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Promise to Repeat. . .and Chocolate sauce? Not for the easily offended!! *Now Complete with Epilogue*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,636 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Through Dolls Eyes by JStalker reviews
A poison going horrible wrong. Harry's now a Plush doll! And what's this? He's left alone and guess just who happens to find him? SLASH! HP/DM *Chapter 2 is up!* (Sara: Finally! J:Shut it!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/19/2003 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
It's 'Arry Potter! by Catgrl52 reviews
Just something i wrote with arimel while not paying attention in english class, kinda stupid but i'm just posting for kicks tell me if you think it's ridiculous or not, warning: you kinda had to be there for it to be funny but read it anyway!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Stranger to his People by Queen-of-Gondor reviews
Legolas is kidnapped by orcs when he's very young. Will he learn to live with his people again? Read an Review please! **COMPLETED**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,778 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/24/2003 - Published: 10/4/2002 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Snape's Torture III by Bad Luck Novelist reviews
My last part of the Snape's Torture Series, and sequel to Snape's Torture 2. When Severus goes to a Deatheater meeting, he finds out that it's going to have a special kind of torture.....truthordare!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2003 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
I'm not in Denial by MamaLaz reviews
Ron/Draco - After escaping to Hogwarts from Malfoy Manor, Draco Malfoy not only encounters threats of expulsion and disembowelment, but a threat on his masculinity, too. Stupid Gorgeous Weasel! First book in the Denial Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,909 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/9/2003 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
I Lost My Heart To Sin by Devilzzz reviews
Ginny Weasley will do anything to catch Harry's attention, and that means anything. Even if it means fraternizing with the enemy. *Completed*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,524 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2003 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Chocolate & Pumpkin Ice Cream by silvernatasha reviews
***COMPLETED*** George/Hermione romance. Now that the relationship is completely out in the open, what's going to happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 3/31/2002 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Laugh Out Loud by firefaerie96 reviews
George & Fred give Hermione a candy that completely reverses her personality.But George & Fred start to like the new Hermione.What will happen when the month ends, and the candy wears off? George/Hermione? My first fic! Chap 7 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,842 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/26/2002 - Published: 11/1/2001 - George W., Hermione G.
The Princess and the Pea by Annchen reviews
This is an answer to Practical Magic's fanfic challenge "The princess and the pea" *slash*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
Harry Potter on One Fine Day by Phoenix with a Head Cold reviews
Hilariously funny fic! It's extremely twisted! It's so funny in some parts it's actually scary!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/3/2002
The Evil Lord song, a Monty Python parody by Tarash reviews
This Voldemort's way of singing Monty Python's lumberjack song.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/12/2002
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In Between In and Out reviews
Gob/Tony. All we saw was Tony going into the bedroom, and later Gob coming out. What happened in between?
Arrested Development - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Complete
My Kitten reviews
Sequel to "Kitten." Continues the love story of Hermione and Snape as they begin their life together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Kitten reviews
Hermione is turned into a kitten with a potion gone wrong. What happens when Severus Snape finds her and not knowing that she really is a student keeps her as a pet? HGSS LAST CHAPTER POSTED! YES FOLKS! THE END! NOOOO!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,896 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Only Woman For Me reviews
On their wedding night, Alma asks Ennis a question and hears just what she wants to hear. Why can I say? Ennis is an honest guy XD One Shot
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
A Lonely Visitor reviews
Dumbledore visits an insane Grindelwald in prison. Angst and suggested slash. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Games of Evil reviews
Harry PotterLOTRPOTCStar Wars and many others crossover. Rated PG just in case it might get bad. Voldemort has called an Evil Person Meeting consisting of himself, Barbossa, and Sauron. They decide to play some games, and in other chapters some more evil
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 9/18/2003
The Tire Iron reviews
Ennis, I don't care no more. I'm coming down. As soon as I divorce Lureen, I'm coming down there to Riverton and taking you away. I can't stand this no more Ennis.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Whipped reviews
Parvarti and Lavender think Ron is whipped by Hermione. Ron and Hermione think it's rubbish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Young Love reviews
Neville's potion goes from a hair growing potion to a youth potion. What happens when Snape gets a mouthful? HGSS COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,704 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Finding Good in Evil reviews
Frodo has been taken captive in Mordor and Sauron has something special planned for him... Completed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Looking into Death reviews
Sequel to "Young Love". Severus Snape Jr. has grown up without a father. Like anyother boy who grew up like that all he wants to do is talk to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Elven Wizard reviews
A Lord of the RingsHarry Potter mix. It starts with Legolas, but there will be more Harry Potter. Legolas some how gets sent to Hogwarts. While there, he befriends someone who holds a secret. What heppens when the elf accidentally stirs up that secret?
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,346 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 5/11/2003
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