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Joined 12-30-11, id: 3579855, Profile Updated: 04-19-14
Author has written 34 stories for Rizzoli & Isles, Crossing Jordan, Xena: Warrior Princess, and Hollows, Kim Harrison.

I was a Xena Fanfic writer. When that show ended, I thought I was done. But then along came Rizzoli and Isles. You know the rest. I like to mix things up. You will find Rizzles, not Rizzles, Isles family sagas, stuff about Frankie, and crossovers, mostly Crossing Jordan, or some UberXena official characters. I do funny, and super serious. Some are in between. I occasionally try out new characters I intend for other uses later.

If you wonder why so many mentions of Native American Culture. Write what you know--right? I try to avoid really unfamiliar cultures, so the Plains Indians are out completely. I leave them to real experts. I do politics and activism IRL--you will discover some of that in my stories. I also write about US regions I have lived in. The Canadian border, the South, and Northwest for example. I'm afraid I have to research Boston like mad. I have never been there in my life. Some of my early stuff is pretty roughly written, as it took some time to knock the rust off my writing. I wanted to add that I experiment a lot in my writing. I love Magical Realism, but I fear I'll need to label it. It can confuse those not used to reading it. I try out all sorts of things. Changes of time period, place, ages, and writing in some time that exists between the episodes. I mingle the books and show. I have just added a category of fanfiction. I think it is new. I call it Genfic. It is stories about the ancestors of our favorite characters. This first Genfic is Halstead Street, the story of Jane and Maura's great-grandmothers. Or great-great, my mother was the genealogist. It is long, and covers their lives in the Chicago of 1889-1906 or so. The characters are all mine, except the real historical characters, and the modern descendents in the last chapter. So meet the family way back, and get a peek at Jane Addams, and Mother Jones, among others.

At any rate, have fun with my stories--I hope you enjoy them.

I wanted to ask something extra, if anyone is willing. If you review my stories, you can do a writer's review. This covers things like, Is the plot working? Do you believe the characters?, It know the typos are a pain, but just let me know if there is an unusual amount." You have no idea how useful these are.

My sense of humor is not mainstream. I also very much like Constance Isles. I also like Angela, but I just can't seem to capture her in stories. If any writers need help withsome of the areas I know about, please feel free to write and ask.

I have several stories featuring Constance--I really like her. Look for her in: Meeting Maura, What is Love Anyway?, Motherhood Isn't For Sissies, and Idle No More. Daddy Isles is featured in Oh Canada, Hell, and Dinner with Dad. Frankie has two of his own, and his name is in the title. Angela is a major player in Competition.

I have been asked which are Rizzles. So, Peachy, Motherhood isn't for Sissies, Dead to Dead, Kiss Me, I'm Italian?. What is Love Anyway? Conscience. I finally realized I am not a reader of romances--any romances in the greater bookland, so reading any romances here is a major compliment to your writing. That is why I don't write that many romances of any pairing I just don't care for the genre.

Simahoyo

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Jane's Diary by tika12001 reviews
Okay, so here's the deal. I pretty much had this totally absurd idea that Maura gives Jane a diary, because she feels that Jane is not dealing well with her emotions. This is the outcome. Humour, Rizzles... umm... enjoy? :-) Now complete :-)
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,094 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Survival by cranapplepye reviews
When the elves find out about Trent's involvement in saving the Ever After, curing the Rosewood babies and that he is capable of giving the world whole new generations of day walking demons, it lands both Trent and Rachel in more than a little hot water. They must work together if they are to survive, but sometimes survival is a pretty tall order. (Slight Supernatural crossover).
Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,560 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Rachel Morgan, Trent Kalamack
From the Fires of Hell by TunedIn reviews
When an orphanage is set on fire Jane and Maura must investigate. What they uncover will shock them to the core. Boundaries will be crossed and some relationships will be pushed to the very edge. How will Jane and Maura emerge 'From the Fires of Hell'... All rights acknowledged and respected.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,265 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Complete
Ambrosia by Kitten-Prince reviews
Usually, Dr. Maura Isles engages in nothing but clear and concise communication. Leave it to a Rizzoli to turn her words upside down. Sweet semi-funny little fluff-let. Pre-Rizzles but still Rizzles. For life.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,904 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
The Nighttime Sniffling, Sneezing, Propose To Your Girlfriend Medicine by shallow-seas-we-sail reviews
Texts From Maura prompt. Jane is sick and gets her primary and secondary colors confused and does some online shopping with the help of Nyquil. T for some language. One-shot
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/12/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
The Tigers Have Found Me and I Do Not Care by saoulbete reviews
She liked being alone with herself. It was better than being with someone else and all their tricks and handsprings.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
The Adventure of the Two Greek Ladies by Phineas Redux reviews
Xena and Gabrielle meet a Victorian super-criminal. Sherlock Holmes meets two women who are more dangerous than even he assumes.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,698 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Gabrielle, Xena - Complete
The Football Legacy by d-s-unit
Yes, Prime Minister/Inazuma Eleven Crossover. Creating a permanent venue for the FFI on an island in the South Pacific is sure to be a good legacy for Jim Hacker, and is sure to win him masses of votes. Sir Humphrey, however, has other plans in mind...
Crossover - Yes, Prime Minister & Inazuma Eleven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011
Bardic Theories by Jax reviews
Xena's battle abilities are affected by Gabrielle's outlandish theories
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/9/1999
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Mother's Curse reviews
While their kids play togther in the park. Jane, Maura, and Caylin all discover their mothers gave them the same curse. Not Rizzles because it doesn't work as Rizzles.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles, T. Rizzoli - Complete
Jessup, Wisconsin reviews
A/U Author playing with characters. I moved everyone from the big city to a small town. Meet Deputy Rizzoli, Angela, who runs the town cafe, Computer store owner Barry Frost, H.S. Principal Isles, Mayor Isles, Auto mechanics Frankie and Tommy, and Game Warden Korzak. Someone is coming back to town after a long absence. Winners of game:Allbottledup and afret2010.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,893 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 3/5 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Halsted Street reviews
We know the parents of Maura Isles and Jane Rizzoli–but what about four generations back? Who were they? How did the name, "Jane" show up in such an Italian family tree? And what was Maura's family like 4 generations back?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 105,946 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Complete
Here We Have Idaho reviews
Family antics drive Jane and Maura to a short vacation in Idaho. Will the Idahoans drive them crazy, or will they fit right in?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles, Hope M.
Idle No More reviews
Two things about my mother: She is the undisputed Queen of guilt, and she is the Keeper of Secrets. This felt like a big one.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - M. Isles, C. Isles - Complete
The Vampiric Charms of Boston
AU X over between Rizzoli and Isles and The Hollows. Rachel, Ivy and Jenks are vacationing in Boston, when they foil a bank robbery. Upon meeting Detective Jane Rizzoli, and Dr. Maura Isles, Jenks and Ivy try to talk the perfectionist doctor and short-tempered detective into teaching a much needed crime scene behavior class to flighty Rachel
Crossover - Hollows, Kim Harrison & Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,686 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Rachel Morgan, Ivy Tamwood, J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Letters to the BPD reviews
The bombing has made life hell at the BPD, when a packet of letters arrives. Is Earl involved? Dedicated to those killed and injured in Boston and Oklahoma City.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2013 - J. Rizzoli
Meeting Maura reviews
A young couple suffers a series of misscarriages and is waiting to adopt when they get an unusal offer.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - C. Isles, P. Doyle
Dinner with Dad reviews
Maura is feeling the Blues on a grey January day when she gets a call from her Dad.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Complete
That Gut Feeling reviews
Jane had digestive problems. Maura's constant lecturing about Jane's eating habits could be right. Or is this more serious?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/19/2012 - J. Rizzoli, B. Frost
It's Always Something reviews
Maura is sometimes embarrassed by her family–aren't we all? But does her mother have to work at it quite so hard?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2012 - C. Isles, M. Isles
Morgue Days reviews
How does everyone in the morgue react when they find out Maura has been injured, and could lose her leg? How will they keep Pike away? AN: I have been tracking those who work in the morgue, and I think I have everyone. Phil is an added character, and Sarah is my own character. Useful for writers needing morgue worker names. And the real reason I wrote this, actually.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2012 - M. Isles
Motherhood Isn't for Sissies reviews
Maura has been shot and Constance only finds out by accident. Who has been keeping things from her? How is Maura going to be? How is Jane going to react?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - C. Isles, J. Rizzoli
Frankie's Adventure reviews
Frankie meets another woman, but there are hints that this could be another Riley situation. Or maybe this one is a keeper. He is drawn to her, but is it like a moth to a flame? Activists, this one's for us. Frankie and O/C.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Frankie R.
What is Love, Anyway? reviews
Everyone is worried about Maura, but Jane decides to do something, even though she can't leave the stakeout she is on. Features Constance Isles, Maura and Angela Rizzoli. Chapter 4 is Rizziles and rated T for Jane's swearing.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Nicknames reviews
We all know that Jane has a habit of giving everyone and anyone nicknames. We know the Sperm donor, Helicopter mom, and Googlemouth. Dennis seems to be made for nicknames. Jane just can't seem to help herself.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2012 - J. Rizzoli, Gabriel D. - Complete
Hell reviews
After "Burning Down the House". Maura's hell week continues . Technically a crossover. I made Jordan Cavanaugh Maura's boss. CJ Fans- based on a Rizzoli and Isles episode. Jordan has matured and is the Chief Coroner in Boston. Maura Isles is chief M
Crossover - Crossing Jordan & Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Jordan C., M. Isles
Fieldtrip reviews
Maura gets invited along on a field trip to some Adena archeology sites with Sarah and Granny Harjo. How well does she mix with this odd pair of Native American women?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - M. Isles
Boarding School Survivors reviews
Mara's assistant enlists her to help her grandmother open up about her Indian boarding school abuse Maura uncovers some old emotions she thought she had buried.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Conscience reviews
Can Maura resist a really scrumptious man, even if she knows everyone will hate her if she gives in? How strong is her conscience anyway? One shot.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Bobby reviews
Bobby Marino has just transferred to the BPD from Seattle. The other cops don't know he was fired, and why. We all know he's a jerk, so be prepared. This story is in part based on a true story, and it is dark.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Frankie R.
Oh Canada reviews
Maura's father has hired a news commentator, and he wants to have Constance, Maura and Jane listen to his first show–only to hear an anti-Canadian rant. Can Jane save him from his own homegrown Bloc Québécois?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Uber Love
This is a sequel to Full Circle, a Xena Fanfiction. Please read it first. Cross over with UberXena characters and Rizzoli and Isles. The Rizzoli and Isles parents are in trouble because their daughters died too soon. Can four Goddesses fix this?
Crossover - Xena: Warrior Princess & Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,696 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Angela R.
Full Circle reviews
Xena and Gabrielle have passed on or have they? You never know in the Xenaverse. Who are/were they? Is Aphrodite involved?
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,815 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Xena, Gabrielle
Mother Daughter Discussion reviews
Maura and her mother have survived so many bumps in life. Now that they have declared peace, and Constance is recovering from the hit and run driver, there are other things they need to discuss. Light mention of Rizzisles.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - M. Isles
Peachy reviews
Jane wakes up to discover she is in bed with Maura, and her clothes are on the floor. She can't remember last night. Obviously Rizziles. Title is an oblique reference to a certain Aussie Movie. If you have food allergies, this will be extra fun for you.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Pinning Down the Boss reviews
Suffolk County Chief Coroner Jordan Cavenaugh has heard that there is something interesting in Dr. Maura Isles' desk, so she drops by for a look.
Crossover - Crossing Jordan & Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Jordan C., M. Isles
Janice and the Intern reviews
Janice Covington is 84, and stuck in the Boston Medical Center when she meets a young intern-Maura Isles.
Crossover - Xena: Warrior Princess & Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/26/2012 - M. Isles - Complete
Competition reviews
Which one did the dumbest thing when a teenager, Jane, Maura or Angela. Starts fun, gets very serious.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Frankie's Terrible, Horrible, No Good Day
Frankie's day started with a dead car and went downhill from there. This is a Rizzisles story. Frankie is just an innocent by-stander.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Frankie R., M. Isles
Dead to Dead reviews
Caution, this is one dark story. I borrowed Anne Fortier from my favorite Canadian TV show of all time, Fortier, but this is years later. Jane & Maura follow Anne as she descends into mental illness, their attempt to help may turn into a descent to hell.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Kiss Me, I'm Italian? reviews
It's St. Patrick's Day. People wear green, but what is Rissoli doing with the tacky button on? Rissiles.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Waiting for IA reviews
Jane and Maura are bored, so Angela decides what they need is a few days volunteer work at a free clinic. Guest appearances from Jordan Cavenaugh and Anne Fortier. Some bad language.
Crossover - Crossing Jordan & Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Jordan C., M. Isles - Complete
Message From the Past reviews
Jane's fascination for historical sites invades her dreams.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete