Elsa2
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Joined 03-19-03, id: 358037, Profile Updated: 02-05-09
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Blakes 7.

What's to say? I'm getting older. Oo, me gyp. Oo, me rheumatiz. Oo, me problems with clauses and commas.

I'm a Kiwi (which means "I'm from New Zealand" and not "I'm a small fuzzy fruit", "I'm the world's most bizarre species of bird"or "I'm a small scooter") currently doing bu- er, stuff all... and enjoying it when I remember to. Occasionally I teach English, although you wouldn't know it from my writing. Although I pretty much stick to the Harry Potter fanverse and Snape is one of my favourite characters, there's no way I'd let him in the school door. Luna, yes. She'd be be educational. Remus, maybe...just not during the Moon Festival.

Hope you enjoy the stories. If you don't, feel free within the limits of constructive criticism to tell me why. If you do... well, let me know what aspects of the stories you liked best so that I've an idea what to write towards in future. The "Taniwha" series is/will be archived at http:/// and Potions and Snitches, http:///eFiction1.1/viewuser.php?uid=140 as well as (of course) fanfiction.net. I'll probably put my re-edited versions of the stories at the non-ff sites, as seems to wipe your stories off the C2s if you reload them.

Dislikes: unfinished stories that were going really well (by me and anyone else you care to name) and then get abandoned or left for so long I have no idea what it was about in the first place and have to backtrack through forty chapters). Having my horses in another country. Not having NZ Cadbury or Richfield chocolate... especially Moro bars and Richfield's grapefruit choccie (whatever happened to that?). Not being able to speak Mandarin. Generic rejection letters from publishers. Typhoons blowing the rain under my windows so that I have to get up every few hours and deal to the floor with a mop. Child abuse. Plonkers.

Likes: considered critiques. Horses. Fanfic writers who finish their stories. Chocolate. Typhoons giving me the day off. The Taipei MRT. Chocolate. My students. Rejection letters from publishers that are kind and personal and give me some tips for my next books (haven't had an acceptance letter yet). Did I mention chocolate? Oompaloompas. Kind Taiwanese who are patient with my extreme inability to learn any and/or all of their languages. Oh, and chocolate.

Choco- I mean, cheers, all.

Elsa2

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Sons of Prophecy : sequel to Mood Music by whitehound reviews
Snape has escaped from Voldie and rejoined the Order, but his friends have a new battle on their hands: to save him from Azkaban, and his own shredded nerves. He really hasn't time for a nervous breakdown: not when he's meant to be leading the war effort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 181,495 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Severus S.
Come Once Again and Love Me by laventadorn reviews
Severus wakes up in the afterlife expecting something rather different than being almost-seventeen again. Seriously, what kind of game is this? But wait - Lily's come back, too - from 1981? Perhaps it's a second chance... but to do what? SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 188,760 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 7248 - Favs: 12,754 - Follows: 6,474 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 4,387 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Severe Reasoning by Rachel Indeed reviews
A series of short vignettes which explore one logical man through the lens of another. Snape's life, set to Sherlock Holmes. It starts with rationality and ends with bumblebees. Not a crossover .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Always the same! by Sjeherazade reviews
Did you think the war between Harry and Dudley ended after book #7? Not really!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Pomegranate Seeds by Deathofme reviews
SSHG AU Hermione goes on an Orpheus like quest to find Snape in the Underworld. She is surprised by two things: one, Snape is not who he once was and two, he does not want to go back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,376 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Death comes to everyone by InsanityInside reviews
... what happens when he comes to the HP characters? HPDiscworld crossover, kind of...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Death
Flower Remedy by whitehound reviews
100 word drabble DH spoiler: sometimes the old ways are the best.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
It Started With a Simple Tonic by The Treacle Tart reviews
There's a young girl knocking on Severus Snape's door. She's got black hair tied in a tight bun at the nape of her neck, squarish glasses sitting on her nose, and a bit of a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Sole Survivor by IronDoormat reviews
PreHBP. 39 days on a tropical island. Can Hermione outplay the Muggles, and a familiar face, to become Sole Survivor? HGDM, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,749 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Anywhere You Go by sonyaelflady reviews
Starts as an alternative ending to the BtVS episode "Wrecked" - Willow runs away from Sunnydale and ends up in Hogsmeade just in time to deal with the aftermath of a Death Eater prank. Then things get interesting. Many pairings, but primarily Willow/Sna
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 210,521 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 6/17/2003
The Adventures Of Don L, Grandson of Zorro by Duchess of Inkling reviews
The dashing Don L is come to Hogwarts to display his heroism and to free the rich and privileged from the oppressive grip of the poor and less well-bred. Who shall be his targets? Who is the object of his affections? And what is his real identity?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Who I Am by bluelotusflower reviews
One shot. Luna Lovegood on truth, life and being yourself, no matter what people say or do. Short, but powerful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Luna L. - Complete
Fates and Fortunes by duj reviews
A collection of ten fairly light-hearted 55-word drabbles that explore in chronological order the possible fates of some of our favourite characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Quality of Mercy by Mundungus42 reviews
Norrington & Co. are courtmartialed for the loss of the Interceptor. The penalty for negligence is death by hanging, and the Admiral has it in for Norrington. Fortunately, Jack still owes him for one escape. Save Norrington challenge winner!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Complete
The Raven by Dizzy Wiz Bang reviews
[COMPLETE] Raven!Snape. Summer after Harry’s 5th year, Severus Snape gets turned into a raven and happens upon Harry Potter. This is their summer together. PG for language, no biggie. Written pre-HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,017 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 3/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Blood Magic by GatewayGirl reviews
Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 244,191 - Reviews: 2287 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Substitute by ColdCoffeeEyes25 reviews
When Hagrid pops the question to Madame Maxime and the wedding date is set for April, the Hogwarts faculty must find a replacement Care of Magical Creatures teacher. Crossover with The Crocodile Hunter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,546 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/22/2003 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Midsummer's Eve by ReeraTheRed reviews
AU A 15 year old Severus returns to his ancestral home to carry out one final task. COMPLETE. Warning this is really sad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Midnight by the Weasley Watch by excessivelyperky reviews
COMPLETE. Ron Weasley makes up his schoolwork, and actually thinks for a change. Snape gets some Christmas presents he doesn't expect. The old game is over, but a new one is just beginning. Please read and review. And thanks to you all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,121 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Not Another Snape is Harry's Father Story by Ariana Deralte reviews
A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Guy with the Eye by Minerva McTabby reviews
Potterverse parody of The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss. Set in GoF year - with Crouch-Moody as the Cat, Harry and Draco as the kids, Fawkes as the Fish, Mary Sue as Thing One and Thing Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Can't Be Held Responsible by Amy Fortuna reviews
Hogwarts, but not as you know it. Harry, but not as you know him. What if...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 3/26/2001 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Play's The Thing: Othello by Slytherin Dragon reviews
The annual Hogwarts school play, and the theatrical treat this year is Shakespeare's Othello! MST-style humor, as well as fun slashy hints. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,956 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2001 - Published: 11/21/2000
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The Horse reviews
Looking after a Muggle animal should be easy compared to saving Hogwarts from Voldemort. Harry and Draco might disagree with that. Featuring Luna, Marauders, peppermints and, of course, a tall, black, badtempered horse named Simon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 576,305 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Spin Doctor reviews
PGP Vila returns to Freedom City. As a.... tourist guide? Krantor is not amused, but is curious as to how the supposedly deceased Vila escaped GP. Will Vila escape Freedom City? Beware! My very first fanfic.
Blakes 7 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,880 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Burnt Down to the Soul reviews
COMPLETE Harry catches Snape. Or Snape catches Harry. Dumbledore’s final secret is revealed when the storm breaks ... and I bet it's not the secret you think. Warning: major HBP spoilers. Rated for violence and some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,743 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Katabatic reviews
Voldemort's dead and life is great. Isn't it? Harry's not so sure. There's always a new problem and figuring out the right thing to do about it can be tricky... Sequel to Taniwha and Chrysalid. !FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,434 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chrysalis reviews
Sequel to Taniwha. Draco is having the semitraditional identity crisis. Rated R for adult situations sorry not sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,730 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Taniwha reviews
*COMPLETE* At the end of his fifth year Harry is sent to stay with Snape. Same old, same old, but with different scenery. Rated PG for some Bad Words
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,755 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete