UniversalWhippingBoy
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Joined 03-20-03, id: 358242
Author has written 20 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Blues Brothers, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Lord of the Rings, Shakespeare, Bible, and StarTrek: Enterprise.
Am Ryan Danna, 20 years old, Canadian... What more is there to say? Except maybe Hi to Jacky, Sams, Joe, Janet, Judy, Darcy...
And a note that if you switch the E and A in Daniel you get denial... How neat is that? ;)

Monday, February 21, 2005
~0120 GMT-4

Current Obsession(s):
"The Black Magician Trilogy" by Trudi Canavan and the characters of Dannyl and Tayend from said trilogy

Current Luv:
Jack from Halifax

Current Mood:
gnarg

Coming Soon:
TitleShowLength: Summary (nothing is coming so far :P, except the next few chapters of "Smile" as per constant request)

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A Cast of Shadows by padawanjinx reviews
FINISHED!Haldir and his brothers embark on a mission to find out whose kidnapping elves. With elements against them, orcs outnumbering them and evil everywhere, is there any hope for this quest or will they fail in the attempt? HurtComfortangstelf torture
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,383 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Haldir, Legolas
Summer Camp by Cha Oseye Tempest Thrain reviews
Alternate Universe Here. What might things have been like if Trip and Malcolm met -- not on Enterprise -- but at Summer Camp? 'R' for language and graphic violence. COMPLETE
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 114,328 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2004 - Published: 6/5/2004 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
You Call This First Contact? by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
[COMPLETE]The away team meets a new species with a disturbing secret.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,868 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 6/7/2004 - J. Archer - Complete
Fear of Drowning by M. D. Jensen reviews
An angstladen fic in which 14yearold Malcolm Reed gets sick, gets yelled at, competes on a swim team, almost drowns twice and has a number of nervous breakdowns. Please read and review! Finished Feb16 enjoy!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 2/13/2004 - M. Reed - Complete
Rape by soHoTmyprecious reviews
If it was rape then why did I want it?" MP
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Escape Velocity by Regans Alpha reviews
.'Boring times on Betelguese 5'... or maybe not. Stuck on their increadably un-hip homeworld, a younger Ford and Zaphod (pre-hitchhiker and galactic president) attempt to rectify said situation and journey off into the galaxy. Ch 4 Up!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002
Echoes by Clez reviews
What would it all be like if the ending of 'The Changeling' had been different? Is life really what we imagine it to be?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2003 - Published: 2/8/2003
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Smile reviews
On suggestion from Teal'c, Jack takes Jonas fishing at the cabin. And stuff couldn't have gone more wrong. Really, it couldn't. I tried to think of other stuff to go wrong and I couldn't think of anything. RR...!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 9/2/2003 - J. Quinn, J. O'Neill
Little Ship reviews
((AlternateUniverse)) Archer angst, Need I say more? Okay. Malcolm angst. More? Trip Angst. Yeh... that got ya. :P
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/22/2004 - M. Reed, C. Tucker
The Rebellion reviews
((AlternateUniverse)) Set in Highschool... WhippingBoyMalcolm, BleedingHeartArcher and ComputerNerdTrip team up to teach a bunch of bullies that the little guy just got bigger... GraphicViolence,AU
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004 - J. Archer, M. Reed
Prophecy reviews
Are you ready?
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/17/2004
Cauffered Drab reviews
-from Hamlet- Horatio's thoughts during Hamlet's play when Hamlet asked him to spy on Claudius... Homosexual undertones... RR
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2004
Through Fire and Flame reviews
It's really sad I'm told... Involves the entire Fellowship... Gandalf's death -how it affects them- and then the return of Gandalf
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/29/2003
A Series of Odd Engagements reviews
In which Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect are in a series of predicaments that would not possibly happen on Earth even if they had an improbablity warp -which they dont-. My very first G2G fic.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2003 - Published: 12/7/2003
Adventures in PintSized Perportions
There are stories about the Wood Swamps... and Merry and Pippin get the chance to seperate the fact from the fiction firsthand... Even if they really don't want to...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Sanctuary reviews
Jack and Jonas take shelter in an old church during a terrible storm only to uncover a great tragedy... RR... Don't worry, nobody dies!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 9/2/2003 - J. Quinn, J. O'Neill
Brainwave reviews
Daniel WHO?! Jack can't remember for the life of him... neither can the whole base. Of course, not having Daniel around works with that nicely.. Where *IS* Daniel anyways?? R/R
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill
The Letter Corin's Poem reviews
A poem I wrote when I was trying to think of something to write in a letter to Corin Nemec (the guy that plays JonasQuinn) ....RR
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/2/2003 - J. Quinn
And Then He Cried reviews
Jonas' thoughts on General Hammond's death... RR
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/2/2003 - J. Quinn, Gen. Hammond
Black Zodiac reviews
The Kelownans contact the SGC for help when one of Jonas' old collegues is found murdered.... RR!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/2/2003 - J. Quinn, J. O'Neill
The Little Red Notebook reviews
When I was 9, I was forced by a phsyciatrist to use writing as an outlet for my bottled feelings on the death of my parents. It became something more, more than either of us had ever imagined. This is the journal that started it all. R/R
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2003 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill
The Messenger reviews
Ever get the feeling that when you are writing, you have no idea what you're doing and it feels like you never wrote it at all but THERE IT IS? This is the product of John Belushi sending a message through me to Dan...
Blues Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/29/2003
Blues Brothers Showband reviews
Ever wonder exactly HOW Elwood met Jake? or Curtis? Where did Mr.Fabulous come in? How did the band get together? These are my answers... R/R
Blues Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2003
SAVING THE DAIRYFARM: A Cinderdaniel Story reviews
~NON EXPLICTED SLASH~ Jack has to marry before his 24th Birthday or he'll lose the dairyfarm... which is in 1 week but the one who he has chosen to marry is dead! OH NO! R/R
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2003 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson
Deader Than Apophis reviews
After Sam and Janet caught me, Jack and Teal'c watching them (was jacks idea! i swear!), Janet made me write this as a rebutal
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/5/2003
Sammuel and Jackulet reviews
Some of my favorite "Romeo and Juliet" scenes gone Stargate... R/R
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2003
Best Of The Best reviews
The best (funniest) parts of MSN coversations between Jack, Sam, myself and the Quantum Mirror Ppl! Not insider-funny, but the kinda funny any 'gate fan would understand
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003
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