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Author has written 9 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, and Phineas and Ferb.

I'm a guy and I'm 17. I live in Israel. My name is Yonatan.

I read Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Heroes of Olympus, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Kane Chronicles, Artemis Fowl, The GONE Series, and Alex Rider, The Hunger Games, and Twilight (unfortunately).

Oh, and my birthday is on the 4th of July. Just thought I'd let you know.

TIMELINE OF THE DEMOCRATIC MINISTRY OF MAGIC

This is what I think the timeline at the Ministry would be like if it's democratic. It does not deviate from canon. If it does, PM me and I'll fix it.

The elections are always held on July 4. There's a reason to that. When Fudge visits the Prime Minister, he says that the Wizarding Community has been calling for his resignation for a fortnight (two weeks). The Battle of the Department of Mysteries happened on June 20th/21st, as there was a week between Sirius' death (Thursday/Friday) and the end of term, and the last Thursday before the end of term was June 20th.

July 4, 1980 - elections held. Millicent Bugnold elected Minister of Magic.

October 31, 1981 - Potters killed. Voldemort defeated.

November 1, 1981 - Sirius Black imprisoned without trial. Bartemius Crouch Sr. gains more power within the Ministry.

May 3, 1982 - Bartemius Crouch Jr. and the Lestranges caught, tried, and imprisoned. Crouch Sr. begins to lose power.

August 24, 1982 - Crouch Sr. visits his son. Crouch Jr. swaps with his mother.

January 15, 1983 - Mrs. Crouch dies in Azkaban. Fake funeral held at the Crouches' home. Cornelius Fudge enters Magical Law Department.

January 15, 1984 - Crouch Sr. announces that he will not be running for the elections. Albus Dumbledore declines an offer to run.

July 4, 1984 - elections held. Bugnold reelected for second term.

November 29, 1984 - Crouch Sr. leaves Magical Law Department and enters International Magical Cooperation. Fudge takes his place as Head of Magical Law Department.

February 28, 1985 - Alastor Moody retires. Rufus Scrimgeour becomes Head Auror.

July 4, 1988 - elections held. Bugnold reelected for third term.

June 8, 1990 - Bugnold retires. Fudge takes her place as Minister of Magic. Amelia Bones takes his place as Head of Magical Law Department.

July 4, 1992 - elections held. Fudge reelected for second term.

August 22, 1994 - Quidditch World Cup. Dark Mark seen again.

October 31, 1994-June 24, 1995 - Triwizard Tournament held at Hogwarts.

May 24, 1995 - Crouch Sr. killed. Percy Weasley takes his place as temporary Head.

June 24, 1995 - Voldemort returns. Fudge begins to exert pressure over the Daily Prophet.

August 12, 1995 - Harry Potter tried and acquitted.

August 31, 1995 - Fudge passes Educational Decree No. 22.

September 8, 1995 - Fudge passes Educational Decree No. 23.

October 7, 1995-March 23, 1996 - Dolores Umbridge passes four more Education Decrees.

April 20, 1996 - Dumbledore leaves Hogwarts. Fudge passes Educational Decree No. 28.

June 20-21, 1996 - Battle of the Department of Mysteries. Black killed. Voldemort's returned acknowledged by Ministry.

July 1, 1996 - Bones killed. Pius Thickenesse takes hear place as Head of Magical Law Department.

July 4, 1996 - elections held. Scrimgeour elected Minister of Magic.

June 30, 1997 - Dumbledore killed.

July 15, 1997 - Thickeness placed under Imperius Curse.

August 1, 1997 - Scrimgeour killed in a coup. Thickenesse takes his place as Minister of Magic. Yaxley becomes Head of Magical Law Department

August 4, 1997 - democracy abolished. Muggle-born hunting begins.

May 1-2, 1998 - Battle of Hogwarts. Thickenesse incapacitated. Yaxley takes his place, becoming the shortest-serving Minister of Magic in history, ruling for six hours. Voldemort killed. Death Eaters imprisoned. Ministry of Magic dissolves. Wizarding Provisional Council names Kingsley Shacklebolt Acting Minster of Magic.

July 4, 1998 (my birthday) - Hogwarts rebuilt. Ministry of Magic reestablished. Democracy restored. Elections held. Shacklebolt elected Minister of Magic and restricts Ministry control over the press.

July 4, 2000 - elections held. Shacklebolt reelected for second term.

July 4, 2004 - elections held. Shacklebolt reelected for third term.

July 4, 2008 - elections held. Shacklebolt reelected for fourth term.

July 4, 2012 - elections held. Shacklebolt reelected for fifth term, becoming the longest-serving Minister of Magic in history.


So Kingsley has been Minister of Magic since I was born. So he's been Minister for over fifteen years.

The whole poll thing: I'll write all of the fics, but the most popular fic will be first, then the second most popular fic, and so on. With the Grandparents fic, I'll write the more popular one in its place, and when there is a chapter with the Dursleys, I will add it at the end in its place.

EXAMPLE:

1. L/J Fic

2. GP/D-like/HG-Not Fic

3. Durs. Fic

4. GP/D-like Fic

5. GP/D-hate/HG-Know Fic

6. GP/D-hate Fic

First, I'll write the L/J Fic, then the Grandparents/Dursley-like/Hermione-Not-Know Fic, then the Dursley Fic, then the Grandparents/Dursley-like Fic, and finally I will add the chapters involving the Dursleys to both Grandparents Fics according to the Grandparents/Dursley-hate plotline.

If it's not specified if Hermione knows Harry or not in the Grandparents fics, it's what I haven't written yet, that is, the Grandparents/Dursley-like Fic is the one where Harry know Hermione before Hogwarts and the Grandparents/Dursley-hate Fic is the one where Harry doesn't know Hermione before Hogwarts.

The reason I'm not putting options for Harry knows Hermione before Hogwarts or not with the Dursley Fic is because no matter what happens, Harry won't know Hermione before Hogwarts in that one, because the only thing that would happen for that to work is for the Dursleys to move to Hermione's town or for Hermione to move to Little Whinging. The latter won't be happening, as Hermione's pre-Hogwarts life has absolutely nothing to do with the way the Dursleys treat Harry, so it will go the same way it did in canon, and since canon did not state anything about Hermione's early life, that leaves it open. And I don't see any reason for the Dursleys to move anywhere either, even if they do like Harry.

My parody of the BoH (which stands for Battle of Hogwarts) plus the Epilogue (I just couldn't not do it) is an imitation of iheartmwpp's parodies of the HP movies. Read her parodies. And mine.

Jonathan Alderton is a series of fics where I add a character that's basically me. Sorcerer's Stone is done, and I'm in Chamber of Secrets now.

I am also doing a Phineas and Ferb/Harry Potter crossover. I will try to update it more often.

The First Ever Diary of a Wimpy Kid Movie Parody is a (hopefully) three-part series of parodies of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies.

I might start a Percy Jackson movie parody as well.

Pick 12 of your favorite Harry Potter characters

1) Fred Weasley
2) George Weasley
3) Luna Lovegood
4) Draco Malfoy
5) Sirius Black
6) Bellatrix Lestrange
7) Ginny Weasley
8) Ron Weasley
9) Harry Potter
10) Hermione Granger
11) Molly Weasley
12) Neville Longbottom


What would be the genre for a (6)/(10) fic?


Bellatrix/Hermione. Probably Horror/Suspense seeing as Hermione hates Bellatrix for having an extreme case of psychopathy (and possibly for rating higher on my list) and Bellatrix hates Hermione for being a Mudblood (and possibly for even getting on my list).

Have you ever read a (7)/(12) fic?


Ginny/Neville? *shudders* No. If I were to write that fic, it would either be Deathly Hallows from Ginny's or Neville's POV and they would be JUST FRIENDS, or they would both end up dead, because Hannah Abbott would kill Ginny and Harry would kill Neville, and then Hannah and Harry would kill each other for killing their love interests.

What would (4) do if (11) died?


What would Malfoy do if Mrs. Weasley died? If Mrs. Weasley died, Malfoy wouldn't care, but he would die for that because Mrs. Weasley has a husband, seven children, five children-in-law (Fred :( and Charlie never married - nothing happened to Charlie, he just found dragons more fascinating than girls), and 12 grandchildren to stand up for her (may I also mention that one of the kids and two of the kids-in-law helped kill Voldemort?).

How would (9) react if he found (5) secretly dating (3)?


How would Harry react if he found Sirius secretly dating Luna? He probably wouldn't mind, but I doubt Luna really knew who Sirius was before he died and anyways, why would Sirius go for a fourth year when there is the whole Order of the Phoenix for him to choose from?

Which one is more likely to kill (1), (2) or (8)?


Which one is more likely to kill Fred, George or Ron? Hmm. I think Ron, George would never kill Fred, whereas Ron, although I'm sure he would never actually kill Fred either, he might metaphorically want to kill him.

Now reverse the order of the characters:

What would be the genre for a (8)/(2) fic?


Ron/George. I think Hurt/Comfort/Family, after Fred's death.

Have you ever read a (1)/(3) fic?


Fred/Luna? What the heck? Well, it's possible since they're both crazy, but no. No! Never!!!

What would (5) do if (9) died?


What would Sirius do if Harry died? Be very upset and try to kill whoever killed Harry - just look at Harry's reaction after Sirius died and stick it on Sirius.

How would (11) react if he found (4) secretly dating (12)?


How would Mrs. Weasley react if he found Malfoy secretly dating Neville? Die of shock.

Which one is more likely to kill (7), (10) or (6)?


Which one is more likely to kill Ginny, Hermione or Bellatrix? Bellatrix - Hermione is Ginny's best friend! That's like Ron killing Harry!

Now list the same characters, bottom to top:

1) Fred Weasley
2) George Weasley
3) Luna Lovegood
4) Draco Malfoy
5) Sirius Black
6) Bellatrix Lestrange
7) Ginny Weasley
8) Ron Weasley
9) Harry Potter
10) Hermione Granger
11) Molly Weasley
12) Neville Longbottom

What would be the genre for a (6)/(10) fic?


Ginny/Luna. Probably Friendship seeing as Ginny and Luna are pretty good friends.

Have you ever read a (7)/(12) fic?


Bellatrix/Fred? What the heck? Siriusly, what the heck? Bellatrix and Fred? What is with me? Fred hates Bellatrix for killing one of his idols (just to remind you, Sirius Black is one of the makers of the Marauder's Map) and Bellatrix hates Fred for being a blood traitor or a Weasley (which pretty much go hand in hand).

What would (4) do if (11) died?


What would Harry do if George died? Be very upset, blame himself for it, and then get chided by all the remaining Weasleys.

How would (9) react if he found (5) secretly dating (3)?


How would Malfoy react if he found Ron secretly dating Hermione? Tease them like heck, I'm sure. But Ron doesn't really need to secretly date Hermione, seeing as they snogged in the middle of the Battle of Hogwarts.

Which one is more likely to kill (1), (2) or (8)?


Which one is more likely to kill Neville, Mrs. Weasley or Sirius? Hmm, close one. Probably Mrs. Weasley, because Sirius is already dead... but aren't we talking about before everyone died? Actually, probably Sirius because Mrs. Weasley would never kill Neville, but Sirius probably knew Neville's parents at school so he wouldn't want to kill their only son... Argh! This is so confusing! *points wand at self* Avada Kedavra. *dies*

Hey guys, I'm back from the dead! Turns out I was a Horcrux as well! Wait... doesn't that mean that... VOLDEMORT WAS ALIVE THE WHOLE TIME!!! AAAAH!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! *pop* What was that? *gets hit by a Killing Curse and dies*

Hey guys, Death has a computer!!! He let me borrow it!!! Isn't he nice??? Anyways, that was just Death Eaters. They killed me for saying Voldemort's name. Wait - what the - *gets hit by a Cruciatus Curse* AAAAARGH! Stop that Bellatrix! I'll take you off my list! *gets hit by a more powerful Cruciatus Curse that knocks him back to life*

Cool. Who knew a powerful Cruciatus Curse can make you come back from the dead? Hmm. Maybe I should try doing that to everyone who died in the war. *points wand at self* Avada Kedavra. *wand makes fart noise* What the - Wait - Why am I not dead? What - DUMBLEDORE!!!

Okay, Dumbledore just came back from the dead because he also said You-Know-Who's - sorry, Voldemort's - *pop* Excuse me for a second. *points wand at Death Eaters* Avada Kedavra! Sorry about that, Death Eaters just came and tried to kill me again. Hmm... let's try this: Tom Marvolo Riddle. *crackle, black smoke* Cool it worked! *points wand at Voldemort* Avada Kedavra! Okay, so as I was saying, Dumbledore also said Voldemort's name in front of Bellatrix and he got tortured back to life and once that happens you basically become the opposite of the Hunters of Artemis - you can't be killed, but eventually you'll die.

Now I can freely say Voldemort's name!!! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!! Voldemort, Voldemort, eh, Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort!!!

... I have no idea.

Now reverse the order of the characters:

What would be the genre for a (8)/(2) fic?


Sirius/Mrs. Weasley. Friendship/Drama, I mean Mrs. Weasley and Sirius are kinda frienemies.

Have you ever read a (1)/(3) fic?


Neville/Hermione? Never read one, but it's possible. Neville might have had a crush on Hermione, having asked her to the Yule Ball and blushing while explaining why.

What would (5) do if (9) died?


What would Ron do if Malfoy died? Be shocked and not sure how to feel about it.

How would (11) react if he found (4) secretly dating (12)?


How would George react if he found Harry secretly dating Fred? Die of shock, which would make Fred breakup with Harry.

Which one is more likely to kill (7), (10) or (6)?


Which one is more likely to kill Bellatrix, Luna or Ginny? Ginny, but seeing as they both tried to kill Bellatrix in DH... I think Ginny was more motivated to do it - I mean Bellatrix never did anything to Luna unless torturing Neville's parents counts.

Pick 12 of your favorite Percy Jackson characters

1) Annabeth Chase
2) Jason Grace
3) Hazel Levesque
4) Thalia Grace
5) Paul Blofis
6) Rachel Dare
7) Percy Jackson
8) Leo Valdez
9) Piper McLean
10) Frank Zhang
11) Clarisse La Rue
12) Charles Beckendorf


What would be the genre for a (6)/(10) fic?


Rachel/Frank. I have no clue. Friendship? I don't know. If Hazel ends up with Leo, maybe - but there's no dating for Rachel as the oracle.

Have you ever read a (7)/(12) fic?


Percy/Beckendorf? No, and proud of it.

What would (4) do if (11) died?


What would Thalia do if Clarisse died? Have they ever met? Maybe Thalia would comfort Camp Half-Blood for it.

How would (9) react if he found (5) secretly dating (3)?

How would Piper react if she found Paul secretly dating Hazel? Call the police on Paul.

Which one is more likely to kill (1), (2) or (8)?


Which one is more likely to kill Annabeth, Jason or Leo? Tough one. Jason probably wouldn't want to kill his sister's best friend and Leo likes Thalia, so it's the same, really... I guess Jason - I don't know.

Now reverse the order of the characters:

What would be the genre for a (8)/(2) fic?


Leo/Jason. Strictly friendship.

Have you ever read a (1)/(3) fic?


Annabeth/Hazel? NEVER!!!

What would (5) do if (9) died?


What would Paul do if Piper died? Nothing! At least in the Harry Potter quiz thing all the characters knew each other.

How would (11) react if he found (4) secretly dating (12)?


How would Clarisse react if he found Thalia secretly dating Beckendorf? Again, does Clarisse even know Thalia?

Which one is more likely to kill (7), (10) or (6)?


Which one is more likely to kill Percy, Frank or Rachel? Probably Rachel, but then again, Rachel had a crush on Percy so I don't know.

Now list the same characters, bottom to top:

1) Charles Beckendorf
2) Clarisse La Rue
3) Frank Zhang
4) Piper McLean
5) Leo Valdez
6) Percy Jackson
7) Rachel Dare
8) Paul Blofis
9) Thalia Grace
10) Hazel Levesque
11) Jason Grace
12) Annabeth Chase

What would be the genre for a (6)/(10) fic?


Percy/Hazel. Friendship.

Have you ever read a (7)/(12) fic?


Rachel/Annabeth? NEVER!!! Unless they're friends only.

What would (4) do if (11) died?


What would Piper do if Jason died? Be extremely upset about it and try to kill whoever killed Jason.

How would (9) react if he found (5) secretly dating (3)?


How would Thalia react if she found Leo secretly dating Frank? Die of shock.

Which one is more likely to kill (1), (2) or (8)?


Which one is more likely to kill Beckendorf, Clarisse or Paul? Clarisse. Paul doesn't even know Beckendorf.

Now reverse the order of the characters:

What would be the genre for a (8)/(2) fic?


Paul/Clarisse? No clue.

Have you ever read a (1)/(3) fic?


Beckendorf/Frank? No. It's impossible. Beckendorf doesn't know Frank.

What would (5) do if (9) died?


What would Leo do if Thalia died? Comfort Jason and help him kill whoever killed her, as he likes Thalia.

How would (11) react if he found (4) secretly dating (12)?


How would Jason react if he found Piper secretly dating Annabeth? Kill Annabeth, then die of shock.

Which one is more likely to kill (7), (10) or (6)?


Which one is more likely to kill Rachel, Hazel or Percy? I would have to say Percy, as Hazel doesn't know Rachel.

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Silly, Silly Book Series: Goblet of Fire by iheartmwpp reviews
Because no matter how much we may love it, nothing is without flaws. Contains so many loopholes one could use to survive the tournament, Hermione refusing to listen to anyone talking logically about anything, and Merlin the Second Task is stupid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,458 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Chamber of Secrets by Pink Wolf Princess reviews
HPJ verse. It's Percy's second year at Hogwarts. The study attends the dueling club. But soon afterwards there's another attack... double trouble!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,369 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Ernie M., Percy J.
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Jonathan Alderton and the Chamber of Secrets reviews
Sequel to Jonathan Alderton and the Sorcerer's Stone. Jonathan Alderton is a twelve-year-old boy who studies at Hogwarts and I still suck at summaries. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,040 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Hermione G., OC
The First Ever Diary of a Wimpy Kid Movie Parody: Film 1 reviews
Because nobody has done it yet. Includes lots of Patty Farrell-bashing, WAAAAAY too many references to my own life, and HOW THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO HATE MANNY WHEN HE'S SO ADORABLE. In the style of iheartmwpp's Harry Potter parodies.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Greg H., Rowley J.
Jonathan Alderton and the Sorcerer's Stone reviews
Jonathan Alderton is a normal eleven-year-old kid. Until he gets a letter to a special school for wizards... Ah, why do I even bother. I suck at summaries. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,872 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
The Awesome Tour of Awesomeness reviews
Everyone's favorite twins give an awesome tour of Hogwarts! Set after OOTP game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Fred W., George W.
Phineas and Ferb and the Sorcerer's Stone reviews
Phineas and Ferb/Harry Potter crossover. Phineas and Ferb build a machine that allows them to go into the Harry Potter universe. So does Doofenshmirtz. Candace/Jeremy, Phineas/Isabella (possibly), and so far no HP pairing. There are none in Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone. If anyone is interested in beta-ing this story, please PM me about it. Rated T cause I'm paranoid.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., Phineas
Yet Another Harry Potter Movie Parody: The BoH reviews
Because all the cool kids are doing it. Includes everyone talking fancy all the time, lots of Umbridge impersonations, and me trying to be as good at parodying as iheartmwpp check out her parodies to the HP movies .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,404 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Return of the Death Eaters reviews
A month after Voldemort's death, the Death Eaters are back. Will Harry, Ron, and Hermione be able to stop them again? A sequel to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters reviews
My version of The Sea of Monsters script
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Mark of Athena reviews
Wisdom's daughter walks alone, and the Mark of Athena burns through Rome
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
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