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Author has written 6 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Rurouni Kenshin, Les Miserables, and Psych.

“Pfffffffft. Bruce I’m sorry, but with all due respect to Hell Month, Pfffffffft! We both know you’ve got a bigger heart than any of them. If they actually do not know that just because you grunt and scowl, then they are quite simply too stupid to live.” -- Selina Kyle,"Identity Element" by Chris Dee.

"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -- the rotunda of the Jefferson Memorial.

Fandoms: Criminal Minds, RNotC, Les Miserables, Psych, Star Trek (all but Enterprise), Stargate (all but Universe), Babylon 5, Due South (RayV fan), Temeraire, Pern, Kenshin, Sailor Moon.

Ships: Hotch/Prentiss, Lassiet (Juliet/Lassiter), Picard/Q, Daniel/Sam, McShep (who doesn't?), Radek/Anyone, Delenn/Sheridan, Ivanova/Marcus, Robinton/Anyone (he's Pern's answer to the Little Black Dress).

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Golden Crown by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
An insurance fraud case makes Juliet rethink her relationship with Shawn and see her partner in a new light.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
The Reasons Behind His Names by wcgreen reviews
The rationale and the need for the many personas of "Harold Finch" are found long ago and far away from present-day New York City.
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,835 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - H. Finch
Lassiter Meets The Pineapple by Loafer reviews
CRACKFIC. No pairings but implied Shules. This is for That Special Someone who thinks we should all be meaner to Det. Lassiter. One-shot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Shawn S., Carlton L., Burton G./Gus, Juliet oH. - Complete
Pixels in the Night by starofoberon reviews
He built the Machine. She wants to hack it. Mm, sounds like the beginning of a perfect relationship to me.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,503 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - P. Garcia, H. Finch
In Which Fusco Receives A Christmas Present by Haiza Tyri reviews
It's Christmas. There's a present. Fusco is involved.
Person of Interest - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Lionel F. - Complete
Repent At Leisure by Loafer reviews
LASSIET. Juliet does something incredibly stupid and turns to Carlton for help, but this task may prove more than he and his heart can handle. COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,355 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Wherever You Go, There You Are by Loafer reviews
Complete. LASSIET. What he thinks she thinks, what she thinks he thinks, what others think they think, what a change of scenery can do for the thinking man, and how it affects the thinking woman in the process.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,882 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Dinner With Friends by AlexWayne reviews
A short Fanfic written for thebluecastleinthesky on Tumblr. It's a Cusco, Lioness, Farter, whatever-you-call-this-ship ship. lol feel free to review. Thanks!
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Lionel F., Detective Carter
Oyster Bay by Afalstein reviews
From the Pilot. After his talk with Reese, Fusco drives out to the seashore to get rid of the body in his trunk. It's harder than he'd like. After all, Stills might have been a sadistic jerkass, and he and Fusco were never really friends, but there's something to be said for loyalty.
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Lionel F. - Complete
The Fight by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. A fight between Lassiter and Shawn leads to a secret kept, and Juliet is determined to discover the truth. Or, I have no idea what I'm doing but once the idea pounced, I had to go with it. Lassiet, as if you needed to be told that.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,590 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 10: Kissyface by Loafer reviews
Tenth in my Lassiet Contrived Cliché series, the subject is kissing. Who's kissing whom, and what will come of it?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Fiction Fiction Fiction Fiction Fiction by Loafer reviews
Befuddled by a comment on my recent Karlton story suggesting that it's *wrong* for any psych fanfic to be non-Shules, I had to write this little thingy.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Juliet oH. - Complete
Competition Changes Everything by Loafer reviews
The biennial Tough Enough competition is coming up, and Shawn is determined to beat Lassiter. But it's for the wrong reasons, and tests more than one relationship. Lassiet by the end. You knew that, right? COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,359 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
The 4th by AlexWayne reviews
Just a random POI story with Fusco and Carter for the 4th. Happy 4th of July everyone! :D Reviews welcome.
Person of Interest - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Lionel F., Detective Carter - Complete
The Break by Loafer reviews
Lassiter tries to make changes in order to deal with what he thinks are his unrequited feelings for Juliet. This is LASSIET. COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,333 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Of Birds and Freedom by RoundBrainySpecs reviews
In which a naive young Jarod meets another of the Centre's stolen child geniuses. A short scene in which two of my favourite elusive geniuses meet when they were young. AU
Crossover - Pretender & Person of Interest - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Jarod, H. Finch - Complete
Mr and Mrs Policeman by Loafer reviews
One-shot Lassiet. An off-the-cuff snark by a suspect causes Juliet & Lassiter to "think on" things between them. Set immediately after S6 Shawn & The Real Girl. Spoilers, but nothing dramatic.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Facts For Juliet by Loafer reviews
Yet another conversation between Juliet and Lassiter about her relationship with Shawn. One-shot. Takes place after and includes very minor spoilers for S6's Shawn and The Real Girl.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
When Juliet Went Away by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. Juliet goes away suddenly, leaving the men in her life to ponder the why of it. Shules exists, Marlowe doesn't, and this is Lassiet. Takes place immediately after and contains spoilers for S6's Indiana Shawn & the whozit doohickey.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,769 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Ballet and Cheese by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
A one-shot. For any Shules fans reading, you were warned. Oh, and a lot of this was inspired by Loafer! :D
Psych - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Thinking About It by Loafer reviews
One-shot. Juliet thinks. Lassiet. The end.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Walking The Blue Line by obsessedwithstabler reviews
"If you think he can make you happy for the rest of your life, Juliet, then I'll walk you to him and I swear to God, I'll never say another word about this. But if there is even the smallest doubt in your mind, don't do it."
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
No Smoke Without Fire by Lawson227 reviews
Juliet and Carlton find themselves in remarkably similar predicaments. What they choose to do about it, however, remains to be seen. Shules & Marlowe both exist... but eventual Lassiet. Spoilers through ep. 6.09: Neil Simon's Lover's Retreat
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,084 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiter, Being Here Now by Loafer reviews
Missing scene from the end of S4's Shawn Has The Yips. So yeah, spoilers. Lassiter/Juliet friendship one-shot. One-shot. Really. One-shot.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiter And The Valentine by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. An early Valentine story about the friendship between Lassiter and Juliet. It WAS a one-shot, but now it's not. And it's more than friendship. Curses. Another Lassiet after all!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,385 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Flash of Efficiency by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
Who would have thought a Bob Newhart routine would inspire a Psych/Lassiet fic?
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiter Draws The Line by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. Slightly AU look at what might happen if Lassiter got fed up with how Shawn treats him. Shules exists, Marlowe doesn't, and it turned into Lassiet after all. See? The stories think they're in charge.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,978 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiter Overheard by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. Another Lassiet! Juliet overhears something startling from Lassiter, and it sends the unlikely but perfect pair in a new but long overdue direction.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,702 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Aftermath by Lawson227 reviews
Tag for "In For a Penny" where Juliet and Lassiter have a long overdue conversation.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Julie & Julia & Juliet & Lassiter by Lawson227 reviews
In pursuit of a new hobby, Juliet learns more about not only herself, but her partner as well. Set during the current season, so references made to potential spoilers. Shules exists, but given how the show writers are playing it, there's room to play.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,862 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Psych: Last Man Standing by spookysister7 reviews
Carlton Lassiter hunched behind a rotten log. The dead and dying were scattered around him. People he knew and worked with. One minute, everything was fine. The next, they'd been lured out into the woods and slaughtered.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Juliet oH., Carlton L.
Both Sides Now by Lawson227 reviews
Carlton notices that Juliet's distracted. In getting her to open up, they both make some startling confessions. SPOILER ALERT for ep. 6.02, "Last Night Gus."
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiter, After The Big Reveal by Loafer reviews
Another take on what happened after Lassie found out about Shules. Takes place immediately after the Season 6 premiere.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,745 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Silent Messages by Lawson227 reviews
Carlton & Juliet have been partners and friends for five years. After a certain madman enters their lives, for a brief time, they become more. I have a soft spot for Carlton wanted to play a little "what if" for post eps 4.16 & 5.16.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiter: Holidays And Discussions by Loafer reviews
What happens to a partnership when a little too much spiked punch causes Juliet to ask Carlton for something unexpected? Lassiet.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
The Year Under by Bialy reviews
Juliet's convinced they're going to kill each other by Christmas. Juliet and Lassiter and a year spent alone together after a case goes sour. Lassiet, oneshot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
In This Light and On This Evening by Bialy reviews
Lassiter is steady, if strange; and reliable, if rash; and always there for her. Lassiet, following An Evening With Mr Yang. Oneshot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Five Futures Juliet Could Have after that 1st kiss by Daria234 reviews
Juliet/Lassiter het. Five possible ways that she and Lassiter might - or might not- end up together. Romance and friendship.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Meaning by ficdirectory reviews
JJ struggles with memories of her past after a case in Wyoming. **Nominated: Best Friendship Fic in the 2010 Criminal Minds Fanfiction Awards at LiveJournal**
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, P. Garcia - Complete
Alice by KuryakinGirl reviews
Juliet wonders how her journey down the rabbit hole will end. Post-ep for In Plain Fright. UPDATED: Through the Looking Glass: Now even the familiar seemed peculiar to Carlton. Companion piece to Alice, post-ep for Yin 3 in 2D as Chapter 2.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Kayashi K'oyayci by eyyowlf reviews
KOTOR. The Ebon Hawk makes a detour to Dantooine. Jedi business. No explanations. To kill time, and to get away, Canderous and Carth go on a hunting trip in the grasslands and talk about the Mandalorian Wars. Male Revan/Bastila, Female Exile mentioned .
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,746 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Canderous O. - Complete
Five Stages of Anger by Kae Kae reviews
Carlton's grief presents itself in through various forms of anger.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Carlton L. - Complete
Solidarity by gnbrules reviews
There are very few things that I am willing to risk losing my job over. As it turns out, my partner is one of them. Major spoilers for Mr. Yin Presents. Strong Lassiter/Juliet friendship. Lassie POV.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
On Being A Sith Lord by DarthAmmonite reviews
Having a Sith Lord in your head is bad...having a Sith Lord with a really foul sense of humor is even worse. KotOR 1
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Revan, Carth O.
Ridiculous Misconceptions by gnbrules reviews
Former lovers? Really! Lassiter/Shawn friendship-ish, but could be taken as more. Tag/spoilers for way back when, Lassie Did a Bad, Bad Thing. Quick humor oneshot.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Shoe Trouble by Hutchie reviews
Why *doesn't* the world's oldest profession have comfortable shoes? - Jules & Lassie friendship
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Crown of Holly by Fallarin reviews
The Argent Crusade hosts a fabulous Winter Veil gala, Tournament-style. During the festivities, Jaina Proudmoore finds that the intentions of one of Azeroth's leaders may force her into a decision with a high cost, no matter what she chooses.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,498 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Jaina Proudmoore, Thrall - Complete
The Relativity Of Dragons by Krakatau reviews
Volly's life has been long and wonderful, but he has one very important mission left ...
Crossover - X-overs & Temeraire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2009
They Shoot Psychics Don't They? by StrangeVisitor reviews
Shawn ruins Det. Lassiter's morning - what else is new?
Psych - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Then Blink by LithiumDoll reviews
You blinked and when you opened your eyes, the world had changed around you.
Veritas: The Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
To Do List by No more darkness reviews
Henry muses over an old to-do list that Shawn wrote when he was a kid.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Shawn S., Henry S. - Complete
Drunk With Power by BeachBum84 reviews
Lassiet. Short fic that takes place after the episode 'If you're so smart, then why are you dead'
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
A Kettle of Hawks by Rennie1265 reviews
Norrington and Jack Sparrow find some common ground, mutual enemies. Adventures and mayhem, drama and humour follow. Please R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,198 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
Following The Clues by BeachBum84 reviews
Juliet has a secret admirer. Now she just has to follow the clues to find out who it is.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Juliet oH. - Complete
La Recontre by Bubonic Woodchuck reviews
First Lieutenant John Granby meets the captain of the Pêcheur Rayé. Set near the end of His Majesty's Dragon. Double drabble, crossover with Les Misérables.
Temeraire - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Focus by Ykari reviews
Prior to being stranded in an airport for three hours, Hotch could have listed alot of things that irritated him more than bouncy balls. Now, that list had grown drastically shorter.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/17/2007 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Straight With Vincent Tendencies by Flash Foreward reviews
In a desperate search for his Hackysack, Nikko stumbles upon... something. Note: This story is slash, don't read if you don't like.
Veritas: The Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Over the Wine by Jadesfire reviews
A quiet bar, a few drinks and some serial killers. Downtime for the BAU team. [spoilers for LDSK]
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Let It Snow by Jadesfire reviews
Sometimes, being snowed in isn't all bad.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Sweet Memories by Jadesfire reviews
After 'A Real Rain', Reid is given an important lesson.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Correspondence by Jadesfire reviews
Spencer doesn't call Lila, but he can email. [spoilers for Someone's Watching]
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
The Mind is a Treacherous Thing by Eligent reviews
The Berkview Institute for the Criminally Insane is hell on earth and Reid's new home.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,195 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006 - S. Reid - Complete
How to Get the Girl by raspberrywine reviews
Morgan gives Reid a little advice.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
The Kingston Suspects by Zeech reviews
In a Port Antonio jail, Jack Sparrow and Commodore Norrington stand accused of killing a Spanish Captain. Their only hope of not hanging is to convince an admiral that their story (bounty hunters, chinese fortune tellers, phantom ships, and rum) is true.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,710 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 8/22/2003
La Perrera by xrho reviews
Post Machismo. Hotch comes home ready to be sent to the doghouse.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
A Spirit from the Vasty Deep by Rennie1265 reviews
James Norrington finds a new vocation as a ghost haunting a certain pirate captain. Death story of a sort obviously since a ghost is involved. Please R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,968 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 10/15/2005 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Blue JellO Metaphor by Slayne22 reviews
Sometimes she feels like she came from another planet. Sometimes she forgets that there are three men who love her despite her faults. Samlove.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2005 - S. Carter
like china cups by coolbyrne reviews
To move forward, Sara discovers you have to take the first step. (SaraVartan) Edited Jan.20th- changed Vartan's name from Michael to Alex, since I discovered I'm Alias clueless and didn't realize "Michael Vartan" is also the name of an actor from that s
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,979 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 11/8/2004
Broadsides by Phantom on a Budget reviews
Katherine Norrington, Commodore James Norrington's younger sister and self-proclaimed matchmaker, moves to Port Royale looking for a new beginning and to help her brother find love. ActionRomanceTragedy. NOW FINISHED! Ch. 31 revised.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,737 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 8/10/2003
The Protection of the Royal Navy by Calatrice reviews
An unprovoked attack on Dauntless has left Commodore Norrington in desperate need of help - from The Black Pearl. JackAnamaria and some WillElizabeth. R rated for gore and violence.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,282 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 8/24/2003
One Day's Head Start by Saahira reviews
Jack and Norrington stranded on an island. Not Slash, but very personal.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,566 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2003
My Duty by Miss Kitty Kat reviews
A decision made by Elizabeth Swann is shared with the good Commodore Norrington. A storm of feelings ensue. This story is dedicated to all you closet Norrington fans; I know you exist! Anyway, enjoy, and review! Thanks.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Complete
Cavall's Heart by Atlantis Forester reviews
Lady knights seem to catch all the best men, but choose the least expected one--and Keladry is no exception. (An odd pairing: Kel/Wyldon. Open-minded people will like it. Strangely enough, I was able to keep the characters just like the ones in the book.)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003
Red Or Dead by morrigan reviews
T. Riddle rant. Kind of an experiment-- be my subject? It's short and fairly painless, and probably causes no permanent damage...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/4/2000
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The Most Dangerous Game reviews
Lassiter, O'Hara, Gus, and Shawn are kidnapped by an organization that caters to rich men who hunt human beings for sport. First, the Psych gang must escape; but even if they do, they will still have to live with the aftermath. Starts Shules and Carlowe, ends Lassiet. Rating is for concepts & violence only. Standard fanfiction disclaimers apply.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,596 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Favorite Son reviews
Norrington's father comforts him after Elizabeth's death. Sequel to "Brilliantine Mortality."
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2004
Brilliantine Mortality reviews
Norrington's old lover reflects on Elizabeth -- fatally.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2004
Jean Valjean: Owners Guide and Manual reviews
User's manual for the Jean Valjean units.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2004
Ayame & Suzume: Owners Guide and Manual reviews
Instructions for the Ayame & Suzume Little Sisters Package.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2004
Gossip Girtie and the Useless Straight reviews
The Navy boys get together. Shameless Norrington Defense League propaganda.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/1/2004