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Joined 03-20-03, id: 358482, Profile Updated: 01-24-16
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, Calvin & Hobbes, Naruto, Warcraft, X-overs, StarTrek: The Next Generation, and Dungeons and Dragons.

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Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
New Mexico was not the first time Thor had been a mortal. It was only a refinement of the technique. What if James Potter had been Thor, incarnated as a memoryless newborn? On his death, Odin removed his memories as James, due to grief. In Harry's Third Year, a (mostly) reformed Loki restores them. Harry now has a father, a family and a heritage that is going to change the world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 753,067 - Reviews: 6816 - Favs: 5,339 - Follows: 5,984 - Updated: 5h - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor
Weasley Girl: Secrets of the Past by Hyaroo reviews
Sequel to "Weasley Girl"! Potter's Gang are back for their second year at Hogwarts, and face a dramatic escape, a mysterious diary, a strange cat, a "loony" girl, a hidden monster and many past secrets coming to light. It looks like this year will be at least as eventful and dangerous as the previous one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,600 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,034 - Reviews: 5856 - Favs: 8,909 - Follows: 9,473 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 609,554 - Reviews: 3103 - Favs: 3,820 - Follows: 4,895 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Have Chrome, Will Travel by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 65 - Words: 173,522 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 3,088 - Follows: 4,154 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P.
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 163,902 - Reviews: 3223 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 2/13/2008
Harry Potter, The Jedi That Would Not Die by TheGuardianOfLight reviews
Three Jedi come to Earth on an exploration mission and accidentally land on the Hogwarts front lawn. What happens when some of our favourite students encounter the wonders and terrors of the galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 302,762 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Harry P.
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 151,092 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 4,196 - Follows: 5,107 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,779 - Reviews: 5219 - Favs: 9,128 - Follows: 11,115 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 110,598 - Reviews: 3332 - Favs: 7,325 - Follows: 8,426 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,590 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus by DWDuck reviews
With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,737 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 3,182 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Eryr by Andor Swiftblade reviews
During his encounter with the Dementors in the Forbidden Forest, something ancient is unleashed within Harry. Watch out, Abstergo, because a new Assassin has risen. Templars, your days are numbered.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,713 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P.
At The End Of All Things by SnuggleKitten69 reviews
When Hermione dies, Harry is willing to do anything to save her. Lunar Harmony. Weasley bashing. Redo. Femslash. Time travel. Harem. Major character death. Super!Harry. Grey!Harry. Independent!Harry. Allusions to physical violence, emotional abuse, physical abuse, and rape by a teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 168,933 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 3,560 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Padma P.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 720,383 - Reviews: 9563 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 3,102 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 9/4/2005
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,750 - Reviews: 3060 - Favs: 4,736 - Follows: 5,357 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations by littlewhitecat reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 143,449 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Complete
Watch What You Say by Manchester reviews
Hermione has had enough. More than enough. Light years beyond enough. Don't ever make a very intelligent witch furious and not expect her to retaliate as nastily as possible with the most powerful magic closest at hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Computer Mistake by war hippy fatigues reviews
Don't try this at home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Accidentally Okay by Eques Pirate reviews
After the Death Eaters have their fun at the World Cup, Dumbledore decides to send Harry back to the Dursleys' just in case. Harry shows up at Hogwarts with a broken arm, and Dumbledore takes extreme measures when he doesn't believe Harry's story. Rated T to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,563 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/12/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 312,836 - Reviews: 5537 - Favs: 9,072 - Follows: 10,815 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 7,183 - Follows: 8,482 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 216 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Prisoner Zero's Birthday by Shahismael reviews
A one shot idea that popped into my head, how secure could you make a prison in the potterverse and then how could you break them out. AU world following book Seven. Not epilogue compliant. If anyone wants to use it as an idea, feel free, just mention where you got the idea from please. No Beta, so if you spot something wrong in grammar or spelling thats my faulty and no-one elses.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 3711 - Favs: 5,611 - Follows: 5,748 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 371 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Asexual Healing by seriousish reviews
If Stats wants to make a sex tape, it stands to reason she'll have to lose her virginity. Stats X Voodoo.
Sirens, 2014 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,650 - Reviews: 4461 - Favs: 7,088 - Follows: 7,652 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Harry Potter: The Overlord Returns Home by Gwydion669 reviews
Harry dies. Harry wakes up and becomes the Overlord. After conquering his world, he decides to return home and take care of unfinished business. AU : Evil Harry, not Dark : H/Hr : Harry/Harem : Romance : Twisted/Dark : Hopefully funny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,680 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 7/20/2011
Inheritances by Luan Mao reviews
Getting what's coming to you. And then fighting it. And then getting what's coming to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 8,919 - Follows: 3,547 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Jealous? by erbkaiser reviews
Hermione Granger sees it as her personal responsibility to take care of Harry in every way. So what else can she do when Luna seems to have a better method of calming him down, but try to outdo her? Slightly naughty, more than a little bit of crack fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Death's Avenger by mathiasgranger reviews
Being the Master of Death was not just a ceremonial title. Harry soon learns of his new responsibilities, and where he can do the most good.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,576 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 3,256 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,013 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 2,853 - Follows: 3,980 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
You wanna know how I got these scars? by Mullkkkkkk reviews
Surrounded by Bruce Wayne's party guests at a fundraiser for Harvey Dent the Joker walked closer to Rachel Dawes, knife in hand. He slicked his green-sprayed hair back and as he arrived close enough, he asked his signature question."You wanna know how I got these scars?" He wasn't expecting the correct answer. "Bellatrix Lestrange." Oneshot, not continuing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Joker - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4387 - Favs: 5,467 - Follows: 6,318 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Replacing Hermy by erbkaiser reviews
Harry and Hermione don't tell Ron about Grawp straight away, so he decides to find out what their new secret is by himself... Ron-bashing crack. Literally so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Ron W., Grawp - Complete
A Prank Gone Wrong or Right? by erbkaiser reviews
The Weasley twins are annoyed by Hermione trying to outdo the memories of Percy as prefect and decide to prank her. Stuck in a closet with Harry, things take their natural course...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 135 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Brotherhood by S3eK reviews
Assassins and Templars have fought for years. His father was one, and his father's friends believe he'd be better off trained by them. Now at the Triwizard Tournament, Altaïr arrives to protect the school with his allies after the rise of Lord Voldemort is predicted. He is surprised however, to meet a woman who remembers him. Now he must juggle Templars, Fleur, and being Champion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,197 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 2,961 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 5/17/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Double, Double Toil And Trouble by MayumiRose reviews
What happens when Harry and Hermione brew the potion found in Shakespeare's MacBeth? Demons, death, chaos and confusion. One-shot (most likely), AU, more than slightly crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
What is a Lord? by ProfessorPedant reviews
Why is Voldemort a Lord? Why are the Blacks a noble house? Lords, Ladies, and other titles get hammered out in a short conversation between Harry and some DA members. Mostly a chance to address a pet peeve of mine - the frequent misuse of titles in HP stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter as written by by Technomad reviews
Harry Potter as written by various authors...George Orwell, Anthony Burgess, Sir John Mortimer and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,129 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 417 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Dates by fantasy1290 reviews
What if Harry's friends tried to help him out in getting a date to the Yule Ball and he suddenly found himself with too many dates? Hilarity and romance ensues of course. Harry/Multi and eventual harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,890 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 2,740 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L., Padma P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Letters by Emmeebee reviews
There are some things that feel impossible to say, even to your best friend. Filled with trepidation at the idea of facing Hermione after the letters they both received that morning, Harry finds himself doing the unthinkable - hiding from his best friend in his own house. But he knows as well as anyone that you can't hide forever, and perhaps that's not a bad thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sleepless Nights by Nynayve reviews
Hermione has trouble sleeping after a fire in her flat causes her to move in with Harry. Strong M warning for sexual content. ((Reposted/rewritten!)) HP/HG one shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ascension by Ulstem reviews
The battle at the Department of Mysteries went differently for Harry. Trapped in a new time and being the last wizard alive, Harry must find a way home while evading enemies far darker than he has ever faced before.- Pre-ME1 to Pre-ME2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 141,467 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 2,234 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Harry P., Shepard (F) - Complete
Tea for Two by Aealket reviews
Hermione has an unexpected visitor drop in for tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Cupboard Under the Stairs by Stargon1 reviews
A mysterious green inked letter banished Harry from his cupboard. But does taking the boy out of the cupboard also mean that you've taken the cupboard out of the boy? A first year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,301 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 4,093 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Mass Production by Andrius reviews
The power Voldemort knows not turns out to be something unexpected. One-shot, quite AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2933 - Favs: 6,840 - Follows: 8,397 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 5288 - Favs: 7,188 - Follows: 6,374 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
The Tri-Wizard Asgardian by I. H. Scribe reviews
Harry Potter never went to Hogwarts, but he's still forced to compete in the Tri-Wizard Tournament.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Thor, Loki
What We're Fighting For by James Spookie reviews
The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 244,762 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 4,272 - Follows: 3,623 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Complex by James Davey Smith reviews
Harry gets captured by a certain Death Eater and is tortured mercilessly...only in the most unexpected manner possible considering the situation. Harry/Narcissa. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Blood Binding by SphinxScribe reviews
The blood magic used in Little Hangleton Graveyard does more than grant Lord Voldemort bodily form; it also brings Lily and James Potter back from the dead. OoTP AU but follows OoTP closely. Lily/James, Jily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,345 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
In Love, In Denial and In Pain by theWanted123 reviews
The rumor is that Harry Potter had a threesome with Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown! But why can't Harry remember anything at all? And why is Hermione acting strange? Parvati and Lavender seem disappointed. Just what are they up to? HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Parvati P., Lavender B. - Complete
Chivalry by PotterSexStories reviews
Harry has finally had enough of Ron's thick-headed ways and takes Padma for a dance at the Yule Ball while his own date, Parvati, watches on. Harry's Gryffindor chivalry leads him clueless through the halls of Hogwarts to the Ravenclaw common room, where a rather pleasant ending to a great night awaits him. Rated 'M' for a reason. Harry/Padma/Parvati
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Harry P., Parvati P., Padma P. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Cross-Pollination: The Nicodemus Sisterhood by Wheelie91 reviews
Set during S1 Ep15. What happened after Lana and Chloe left the crash scene? What happened after the swimming pool incident? Find out here Written by third party, hope you like it! ;)
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Chloe S., Lana L./Valkyrie, Martha K. - Complete
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 362,190 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 3,875 - Follows: 3,198 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 25303 - Favs: 14,388 - Follows: 11,766 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter, the Geek by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,280 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 518 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Inseparable by Ares.Granger reviews
A hopefully different time travel story. Adult Harry and Hermione jump back in time to the Halloween the Potters were killed and baby Harry became an orphan. These adult versions change the past in the hopes of a better future. Won't-know-what-hit-him Dumbledore, AU, Harry/Hermione. Summaries are hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,068 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 192 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 301 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Eye of the Storm by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Ten year old Harry Potter finds a dusty fob watch in the attic, and has no idea how this will change his life and destiny forever.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Scīenra Cwēna by wedgegeck reviews
Harry Potter elects to take a bit of pride in himself, and in so doing changes the way he views others, and they view him. Fourth Year divergence story. HP/HG/FD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,468 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 4,215 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 4,017 - Follows: 979 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
But I am the Chosen One by KingofAllRight reviews
My take on the classic "But I AM the Chosen One" scene from the Half-Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic? by Rundivyn reviews
Harry and Hermione are off in college competing to lead the team researching Technomancy, just who will win? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione, I Miss You by DarthMittens reviews
Hermione falls into a coma after being brutally beaten by a mystery assailant, leaving Harry to raise her three-year-old daughter, the father of whom is unknown. And when she wakes up, everything will have changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,697 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Epitaph by chem prof reviews
Hermione's explanation of the inscriptions on the tombstones in Godric's Hollow leads Harry to want something similar for Dobby's tombstone. Which leads to a revelation that changes the course of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Honest Trailers: Harry Potter by CarlitosLover reviews
The students of Hogwarts, at the end of first term feast of Harry Potter's fifth year, watch a video that Dumbledore shows without explanation, and are greeted with laughter, sadness, ridicule, and confusion. Taken from the Honest Trailer: Harry Potter by Screen Junkies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
The Necromancer by bonniebonbon reviews
[His eyes widened and he started to say something, but a green light derailed his train of thought.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
The Evils of Pie by I. H. Scribe reviews
Sherlock gets a surprise when he goes snooping in the new neighbor's apartment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Just Another Day in Ward 37 by apAidan reviews
A simple auror undercover mission, polyjuice, Draco Malfoy's hair, and the Half Blood Prince's potions text combine to find Harry in yet another hospital bed trying to explain a couple of things to Hermione. Rated T for mild cursing on someone's part Every time a Neo Death Eater cries, an auror gets his wings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC - Complete
What if? An Inquisitor Carrow Omake by littlewhitecat reviews
What if Carrow had never left the Charnel Guard, had never entered the Inquisition?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Silly, Silly Book Series: Order of the Phoenix by iheartmwpp reviews
Because no matter how much we may love it, nothing is without flaws. Contains Voldemort's dumbest plan to date, Dumbledore always having the best ideas all the time, and I'm reasonably sure that Harry had an untreated concussion the whole time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,072 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and Christmas Break by 123irish reviews
Everyone stays at Hogwarts during Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Revolution 9 by Kylestra reviews
"So was recording the white-double any different from recording any other Beatles album?" Paul McCartney looked thoughtful for a moment. "I'd say." The interviewer looked up curiously. "Why?" Paul shrugged. "Because of the wizards, the little blue men and the orangutan...oh and the walking luggage."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Rincewind - Complete
Homework with Hermione by airam06 reviews
Hermione is feeling a little jealous of Ron's relationship with Lavender, and decides to "release some tension" with Harry one night in the common room. Pure smutty smut, so rated M. Hermione/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
So, Why a Train? by Lucillia reviews
Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/27/2014 - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - Complete
To Win by Losing Points by brainthief reviews
A genuine offer accidentally turns less than innocent. It leads to the halls of Hogwarts hosting a cat and mouse game. Desperate, Harry introduces a third type of animal. Because some snakes are predictable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Ron Gets His Wish by Nargled reviews
Total crack fic. A horcrux worn around the neck for 12 hours makes you tired, grumpy and head for the dark side. Harry has had one in his head for 15 years and... nothing? I don't think so. Ron has always been jealous of Harry. Harry decides to grant him his wish. Somewhere in book seven. Rated M for death and language and general craziness. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,126 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 752,614 - Reviews: 5798 - Favs: 7,078 - Follows: 6,123 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sexy Hallows by VenomBat22 reviews
Re-Upload under new title. Sequel to Harry's Sex Year. Fans have been wanting me to upload and some wondered where it went. Hope no one reports it if that was the case with SH. Enjoy this Harry Harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,647 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Complete
Diabolic by Yunaine reviews
Harry and Albus end up at the outskirts of Tristram where they overhear three unlikely heroes arguing. When Harry joins one of them into the depths of the monastery, he experiences more than he bargained for. - Set at the end of fifth year; Harry/Rogue
Crossover - Harry Potter & Diablo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,713 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Harry P., Rogue] - Complete
Escape to Vegas by holdred reviews
An AU story that started with the ministry six in the battle of the ministry. Harry escapes Britain and ends up in the colonies. He goes to Las Vegas and meets Kara Zor-El. Based on Blood Brandy's Challenge. Harry!Multi Story is finished.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,837 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G. - Complete
On My Life and Magic by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione learn that there was an important bit of magical lore they didn't know about. And they are not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Noble and Most Ancient by Nomad1 reviews
Bernard's past catches up with him - by owl post.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Bernard B., Manny, Fran - Complete
Stealing the Covers by E.G. Potter reviews
Just when Hermione thinks all hope is lost in her relationship with Harry, he pulls the biggest surprise of them all. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Assassin's Creed by The Lord of Fanfiction reviews
James, Sirius and Remus always had a secret. James and Sirius took it to their grave and in their death Remus is inspired to share this secret with his best friend's son. They were Assassins and if Harry is to have any hope of defeating Voldemort, he too must become one. With Remus' training in hand will Harry have what he needs to defeat the Dark Lord?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Threatening Father Routine by ToastyTamLin reviews
A battle hardened Harry reacts to threats from his fiancee's father. AU, HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Harry by luckintheair04 reviews
Harry is surprised by a late night visit by Hermione when he chooses to stay alone at Grimmauld Place. She quickly makes herself home as they chat over tea and Harry can't help notice how much their relationship has changed as Hermione gets really comfortable with him. And was she wearing a skirt or a pair of shorts underneath her top? She couldn't be wearing only her underwear...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/25/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by itakethewords reviews
Hermione really can't stay, the weather is getting bad. But her boyfriend has other ideas to keep the chill out and Hermione in his flat. A tale of the wolf and the mouse. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A True Heir to Gryffindor by ToastyTamLin reviews
Harry asks himself simple question - why did Gryffindor own a sword? This is the result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Weasley Girl by Hyaroo reviews
AU: The first wizarding friend Harry made wasn't Ronald Weasley... it was Veronica "Ronnie" Weasley, first-born daughter in the Weasley clan for generations. And suddenly the future of the wizarding world, not to mention Harry's first year at Hogwarts, looked very different. Not a canon rehash, not a romance. STORY COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,263 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Staring Through the Glass by VerySleepy reviews
AU. Voldemort has finally been defeated, and the survivors are still mourning the dead and treating the wounded when Hermione, wandering aimlessly through Hogwarts Castle, discovers all is not as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
His Choice by Ares.Granger reviews
Oneshot, absurd, ridiculous story. Harry has to have sex to defeat Voldemort (to be fair, I already said it's absurd and ridiculous) and the adults in his life as usual make the decisions. This time Harry stands up for himself. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 119 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power of Quidditch by apAidan reviews
The outrage over having the Quidditch season cancelled was muted too quickly in canon. A fourth year Gryffindor witch decides that someone needs to do something to rescue her best friend from impending disaster, and she has just the tool to fix both problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 155 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Angelina J. - Complete
The Wandmaker's Escape by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Ollivander searches for a way out while locked in the Malfoys' cellar and finds and opportunity in an unlikely source.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/1/2013 - G. Ollivander, Luna L. - Complete
Fruit Ninja by Clell65619 reviews
A Potterized classic Python Sketch
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 5,441 - Follows: 6,074 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Molly Prewett by Lucy Kent reviews
Harry is plagued by nightmares, and Mrs. Weasley feels like she is in a nightmare. What happens when a potion breaks down barriers that Harry never expected to be torn down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Harry P., Molly W. - Complete
The Mystery of the Cat Figurines by I. H. Scribe reviews
After the war, Hermione, Ron, and Harry go on a(n occasionally drunken) crime spree that baffles Scotland Yard and the World's Greatest Detective.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 146 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Beneath Azure Skies by Contramancer reviews
Sequel to 'On Crimson Wings', and dealing with the effects of the Draconic Duo, the Crimson Couple, on their fifth year at Hogwarts... and its effects on them. There'll be knights, dragons, damsels in distress, magic and mystery, sorcery and suspense... and love. Can Harry and Hermione keep their secret, with as many challenges as they must face? H/Hr, and some others as well...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 1,316 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
On Crimson Wings by Contramancer reviews
Response to GoldenSteel's My gf is a what? challenge. GoF: Hermione has a secret. One that even she doesn't know. When she unearths a highly dangerous ritual to help Harry in the first task, the two of them never expected that secret to hit them both and change them into Great Dragons! Are they doomed to be treated as beasts? What does this mean for the TWT? H/Hr; AD/RW/MW putdown.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,512 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Surprise! It's an Adult! by I. H. Scribe reviews
"You do know how babies are made right?" "Of course I do, but what does that have to do with-" "All the ways?" "There's more than one?" "Oh. My. God," Harry said, banging his head against the cabinet above the stove. "Sit down, Gramps. We have a lot to talk about." There's a surprise waiting for Steve at Stark Tower.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 631 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Back Room Girls (The Bletchley Circle) by GirlonaBridge reviews
Susan/Millie Bletchley era fluff and romance. Starts after the 1943 scene shown in episode 1.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2013
Of Waving Plungers and Cats Giving Birth by hcgwcrts reviews
In which Harry and Hermione get into an interesting discussion in the bathroom concerning a certain blue police box.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2013 - 10th Doctor, Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
Hermione's Proposal by Soul93 reviews
When Hermione called him asking for a favor, his stupid reply had been, "Sure 'Mione anything," and apparently anything meant pretending to be her husband for a week...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,022 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Tale of Sir Harry by erbkaiser reviews
Sir Harry, Knight of the Gryffindor Table, is on a quest. Crackfic set in fourth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Lavender B.] - Complete
Omake for a scene in 'Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble' by Rico Perrien reviews
Harry Potter and Fleur Delacour enter a Veela bond, after Harry saved her sister in the third task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Hermione and Gabrielle are also part of the bond (read Driftwood1965's story for the whole explanation). They are engaged to be married, and sleep together, but are not yet sexually intimate. A one-shot drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Fleur D. - Complete
The Goblet and The Bag by Polydicta reviews
Harry Potter discovers the less well-known part of Wizarding London. A crossunder with various films, books, radio shows, television shows, games etc. Warnings for iconoclasm, crossovers, quotes, clichés, slapstick, brain damage and some light bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P.
Ladies and Gentlemen by mrs.milfoy reviews
In which Narcissa goes slumming, and Harry gets lucky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 158 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Harry P., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Silly, Silly Book Series: Goblet of Fire by iheartmwpp reviews
Because no matter how much we may love it, nothing is without flaws. Contains so many loopholes one could use to survive the tournament, Hermione refusing to listen to anyone talking logically about anything, and Merlin the Second Task is stupid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,458 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The One With More Than Just A Kiss by m1tt reviews
After kissing in order to win their apartment back, Rachel and Monica find that it's not easy to put the genie back in the bottle.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Rachel G., Monica G. - Complete
Joining the Fight by DigitalSorceress reviews
It's Blackest Night, and new Lanterns are called into the fray. One Shot.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Complete
He's kind of a BLEEP by Diresquirrel reviews
Sequel to "I Think There's Been a Mistake." Harry Dresden gets a letter from Hogwarts with some dire news. Then his apprentice and brother butt their heads in and silliness ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/2/2013 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5092 - Favs: 4,700 - Follows: 5,267 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Professor Dresden! by Divra reviews
Harry Dresden is offered a job, to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012
The Halcyon by mrs.milfoy reviews
Narcissa accompanies her future daughter-in-law on a shopping excursion. The trials and tribulations of impending mother-in-lawhood in all their decadent, depraved glory. After all, it's Narstoria! Warnings for femmeslash, foul language and general debauched lesbianage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Narcissa M., Astoria G.
Harry Potter and the Survivors of Isla Sorna by DJ Rodriguez reviews
This is a remake and rewriting of an old story. Its still Harry/Harem, but with more flair and life! Surprises around every corner, and new animangus forms to boot! R&R, no flames, enjoy, and leave long reviews!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,302 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/14/2008 - [Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks, Narcissa M.] - Complete
Hermione and the Tournament by erbkaiser reviews
Hermione-centric tale: Harry's entry into the Tri-wizard Tournament goes different from canon as she takes a more active role in guiding him along. Harry also discovers a new power which changes things immensely. 100% Harmony (Harry Hermione) pairing. Rated M for some adult situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 211 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 3,231 - Follows: 2,543 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Ties by AnonymousJayne reviews
Ria can't help herself. Gill doesn't seem to mind. WARNING: light bondage. Femslash. Ria/Gill
Lie to Me - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/17/2013 - R. Torres, Gillian F. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 3,555 - Follows: 842 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Tea for Three by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Harry and Hermione get back together after several years apart, even though he's now the "Master of Death". She'd been removed from Hogwarts by her parents after second year. He takes her to the castle where he now teaches to meet his friend for tea. One shot minor crossover with Discworld.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Silly, Silly Book Series: Prisoner of Azkaban by iheartmwpp reviews
Because no matter how much we may love it, nothing is without flaws. Contains the Ministry of Magic at possibly their most incompetent, annoyance at the reader's apparent inability to learn anyone's last name, and FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN WHY AREN'T LUPIN AND BLACK PETRIFYING OR STUNNING PETTIGREW, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SMARTER THAN THIS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,231 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry's Sex Year by VenomBat22 reviews
At the start of his sixth year, girls begin finding a new thing about the Chosen One. Something that'll change him forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 53,537 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Seeing Death Eaters by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Purple and Green by erbkaiser reviews
A brief vignette about Hermione Granger's first trip to Diagon Alley, and what was learnt that day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
The Sorting of 1991 by erbkaiser reviews
Have you ever considered what the fanon rule of all houses getting the same number of boys and girls actually means for the students?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Harry Potter and the Stress Relieving Breakfast by The-void of Emotions reviews
Harry was feeling rather down. However, his encounter with Cho and her feet under the house table at breakfast soon changes all of that... !Oneshot Rated M for a Reason
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances by Diresquirrel reviews
Keeping Up Appearances, or Harry Potter's Wife. Ginny looks back at her life. Darkish, non-violent one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Ginny W. - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 175 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Sinister Relations by Snowie2 reviews
An objection is raised to Albus Dumbledore's placement of Harry Potter in a Muggle household. The Wizengamot makes a startling decision that will change the course of history...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,702 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Harry P.
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Fate Worse than Death by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 231 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Silly, Silly Book Series: Chamber of Secrets by iheartmwpp reviews
Because no matter how much we may love it, nothing is without flaws. Contains the caring Hogwarts staff being really incompetent and irresponsible, lots of annoying repetition, and half the school begging for a transfer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,371 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Say Goodnight, Vernon by apAidan reviews
Everything that ever went wrong in Vernon Dursley's life was the fault of those freaks. Especially The Freak, his nephew. But finally, Vernon will have some peace. Won't he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Vernon D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs by Sinyk reviews
Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,458 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 4,223 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Hermione G., Susan B. - Complete
Motherly Comfort by drippingwithsin reviews
When Ginny has a hard time dealing with war and death she goes to the one person who's always been there. Her mother
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Ginny W., Molly W. - Complete
Intervention by Simon Flower reviews
Hermione and Ginny are tired of Harry brooding in the months following Voldemort's defeat. They perform an intervention. H/Hr/G
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry's Log by ToastyTamLin reviews
Harry Potter experiments with runes. This is the log of his investigations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 4,216 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Alone in the 'Verse by m0untainc1imber reviews
Harry Potter, with his usual brand of luck, manages to accidentally make himself immortal. He now lives alone in the universe and has it wrapped around his little finger. Rated for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,917 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 123 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Having a Moste Potente Valentine's Day by apAidan reviews
It's Valentine's Day at Hogwarts. Head Girl Granger and Head Boy Potter are finding their schedules are impossibly full. Good thing Hermione convinced the Headmistress that the one thing Muggle Studies needs is an intern program, so she can get a Personal Assistant of her own to run interference in case there's a case of Red Tide. Rated T for inuendo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Panic – Only 780 Weeks until the Next Dark Lord by apAidan reviews
It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lost and Found by SomethingBlue42 reviews
Van Pelt loses her orgasm. Jane helps her find it.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Grace vP., Patrick J. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 2,488 - Follows: 695 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Cabinet by Andrius reviews
Harry tracks Draco down to the Room of Requirement and foils a Death Eater attack. However, merely denying them access to Hogwarts isn't enough: he wants to strike back, and the Vanishing Cabinet provides that opportunity. One-shot set during Half-Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
In the Library by vox ad umbram sum reviews
Hermione goes to the library to look for a book. She doesn't find it. That may have been a spoiler. There may not be a plot. (Wink Wink)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Parody of Soul Bonds by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Horlarity ensues (portmanteau of "Horror" and "Hilarity"). This short story is not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 5,225 - Follows: 1,283 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Deus ex Coemeterium - A Tale of Christmas Eve by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have set out for Godric's Hollow, only to discover it's Christmas Eve. What might have happened if they'd discovered a bit more that silent night. A bit OOC since Harry stops and thinks about exactly how much Hermione has given up for him over the years. My apologies for the formatting of the epitaphs, couldn't make that work once it was uploaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 722 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
X Marks the Spot by apAidan reviews
Hermione's late for work and a minor problem with the floo network adds to her problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Unatoned by SeriousScribble reviews
Secrets of the war, a murder and a fatal attraction: After his victory over Voldemort, Harry became an Auror, and realised quickly that it wasn't at all like he had imagined. Disillusioned with the Ministry, he takes on a last case, but when he starts digging deeper, his life takes a sudden turn … AUish, Post-Hogwarts. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,724 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 4,163 - Follows: 4,673 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Less talk, more drink! by jay357 reviews
They share drinks. Whiskey. Lightman's precious whiskey. And Ria was sexy as always. So sexy it might be Gillian's undoing... So sexy it might be worth it to give it a try? - Season 3 Episode 5 "The Canary's Song"
Lie to Me - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2012 - [Gillian F., R. Torres] - Complete
The Volunteer by mrs.milfoy reviews
Harry Potter has escaped grief twice now, looking to distract himself as a volunteer at St. Mungo's. But it seems he's not alone in this escape, and it may be more than work that distracts him. But perhaps he was looking for more than a get-away in the first place... Hear a playlist for The Volunteer by visiting the link on my profile!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,431 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,346 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 3,479 - Follows: 2,377 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Taboo by Andrius reviews
Harry devises a plan to use the Taboo against the followers of the Dark Lord. One-shot set during Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,779 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 6,478 - Follows: 5,189 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Movie Night At Maura's House by RizzlesFandom reviews
Jane and Maura are having movie night like always when Maura decides she wants to watch porn. Rated M for Rizzles sex. Reviews please.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,975 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Well, Blow Me Down by Blu Taiger reviews
Susie discovers 'International Talk Like a Pirate Day' - the hard way.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Susie Derkins, Calvin - Complete
Gifts That Keep on Giving by apAidan reviews
A witch's 17th birthday is a day of some importance. A milestone. And Hedwig has decided that Hermione Jane Granger needs a slight push in the right direction to get her off the path she's taking. And if there's one thing a flying predator knows, it's shock and awe. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Hedwig, Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Little Susan by Sanorace reviews
When Susan was young, she once asked Death to take his shirt off.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Death, Susan Sto Helit - Complete
The Broom Closet by TheIndigoRaven reviews
Harry arrives late to the Weighing of the Wands, and experiences a very different, and much more intimate 'interview' with Rita Skeeter. Harry/Rita Smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Harry P., Rita S.
Plus One by maia.maiestas reviews
Hermione has a very hard message for Harry; she's pregnant. After a one night stand with her best friend. Absolutely not a good situation to be in! WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power by Aya8 reviews
Having power over another person can be addictive…welcome to slavery. Additional pairings: D/G and R/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,296 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Raspberry Swirl by Aya8 reviews
Harry and Hermione find some erotic pleasure in raspberries, ice water, and whipped cream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Beginning To Live by TheIndigoRaven reviews
AU: Nymphadora Tonks survived the end of the Wizarding War, but lost most of those she held dear. Now four years later, with Teddy growing up, she has to deal with her growing feelings for his her son's Godfather, Harry Potter. Harry/Tonks, Honks, Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
What Everyone Missed by chelseyb reviews
Sometimes no one sees what's right in front of them. Various characters discover & react to a certain surprising relationship. Used to be a oneshot called "What Remus Expected." A series of related oneshots. Rating for implied sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,817 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Parseltongue Lets Me Talk To WHAT? by Tezza1502 reviews
WARNING! Do not read this fic. EVER! Gratuitous juvenile crude humour inside. Also bad language, and other sundry naughtiness. Your better off reading something else. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! So don't blame me if you hate it. Further warnings inside. 08/07/2012- The horror is finished. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,190 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 2,804 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2297 - Favs: 5,672 - Follows: 3,130 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
What An Exciting Party by LadyAntebellum reviews
First she was hot for Rick Castle, but then she was turned on by someone not so different. Kate is making an exciting experience all over again. Femslash. Very out of character. Originally planned as a One-Shot. Set somewhere in season 2.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,584 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Kate B., Alexis C. - Complete
Beautiful Sight by thegodedgar reviews
Twincest, girl on girl, pwp. It isn't often that one get's to walk in on a beautiful scene such as the one Padma had found herself beholding. A little voice pondered if she should be more bashful of the situation than she found herself being.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Padma P., Parvati P. - Complete
His Brilliant Bookish Miss by foggybythebay reviews
A late night search for his best friend turns Harry into unsuspecting voyeur when he hears his name fall from Hermione's lips as she tickles her fancy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Eye Of The Storm by DZ2 reviews
Answer to YugiohFreak54's Challenge: Losing Sirius hit Harry hard; so hard that he attempts to run away, but is stopped by a summons to his destiny: a summons from Gringotts and DARTH REVAN; now commanding the Force, can Harry get some answers? H/Hr
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,424 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Revan - Complete
The Tangled Threads of Time by chem prof reviews
After seeing his son off on the Hogwarts Express, Harry wakes up in an unexpected place. And finds himself with more memories than ought to be possible. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 152 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Knight's Sacrifice For the Greater Good by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
One First Year Gryffindor makes the ultimate sacrifice for the Greater Good of the Wizarding World, resulting in an outcome that no one really expected. Humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Had a Valentine by mspolapotter reviews
Hermione's always viewed Valentine's Day differently. What-rather who-can change her point of view?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Solemn Promise by iheartmwpp reviews
Oneshot. When Lily finally agrees to go out with James with the promise that he'll leave her alone if the date doesn't go well, she never expects him to cancel on her. This actually has nothing to do with Valentine's Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Evil Doesn't Scream like a Girl by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Buffy is strolling through NYC when she runs into a certain author, whom she promptly mistakes for Caleb, the crazy priest. Oops. One-shot. Complete!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Buffy S., Rick C. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 4,423 - Follows: 3,247 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Day Dreams by Chilord reviews
The world is filled with unconnected coincidence. Dreams are a reflection of the subconscious... most of the time. An exercise in a particular style of writing. As explicit as a romance novel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Morning After by fruityrowing reviews
Hermione wakes up to a very interesting Morning After. Rating is MA for Lemons and Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Room of Fantasy by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Harry's noticed something odd at work, and something really odd at home. He goes to Tonks for an explanation. Rate M. Cracky at points. Don't. Flame. Me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Like When We Die by ThatSinkingFeeling45 reviews
Hermione had never really noticed Parvati before the war, but now that it was over she looked. One-shot. Femmeslash so if you don't like don't read. Prequel to A Bit Different From Facing Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Hermione G., Parvati P. - Complete
Perseverance by SweetChi reviews
Castle may have found his Nicki Heat in actress Cordelia Chase. There are just a few problems...
Crossover - Angel & Castle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Cordelia C., Rick C. - Complete
Lord of Nightmares by AnnaDruvez reviews
Harry Potter meets a certain Dream Lord and gains a new weapon for his arsenal of tricks. Is there such a thing as a fourshot?
Crossover - Harry Potter & A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Freddy K. - Complete
The Wand Shop Sketch by NothingPretentious reviews
"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/18/2011 - G. Ollivander - Complete
The Lord of Light by Darth Marrs reviews
Where the hell is Harry now? Third in the Harem Series begun by HP and the Four Founders and continued in Forever Mage. How will Darth Vader and the Emperor deal with a wizard born long ago in a galaxy far, far away?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 238,517 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Leia O., Harry P. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 450 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Apothecary by grenouille7777 reviews
JKR gave us a snapshot of their lives long after the Final Battle. But what was it like two years later after all of the kids have finally entered Hogwarts? All fun and happiness? Maybe... maybe not. Starts off fully canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,783 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
House's Houses by Intestines reviews
After reading the Deathly Hallows, House decides he needs to keep the magic alive by reviving Hogwarts at Princeton Plainsboro, and Sorting his team.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/22/2011 - G. House - Complete
Yes, She's a Girl by chem prof reviews
Another What If? story, set in Year 4. What if the lead up to the Yule Ball played out just a little bit differently? One thing leads to another, and Harry's life becomes much less stressful. H/Hr Note: This is a Horcrux and Hallows free story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 226 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just A Massage by S-love705 reviews
Monica's sex noises during Phoebe's massage spur on to something a whole lot more than a massage. Set during TOWT Secret Closet. Warning: Femslash, and plenty of smut!
Friends - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Monica G., Phoebe B.
Where the Wild Things Bank by canoncansodoff reviews
James and Lily give the goblins of Gringotts a very good reason to ensure that their little raven-haired King of the Wild Things reaches adulthood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,566 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Harry P.
From Mother to Daughter by randompandattack reviews
When Hermione invites Harry over for the summer she never expected her mother to take such an interest in her boyfriend. Well, at least not like that. threesome lemon oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 294 - Published: 9/24/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dobby House Elf and the Popular Culture by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry makes the mistake of letting people around an impressionable poor house elf. Dobby takes his obsessions a little too seriously. Rating for violence. Yes, violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Dobby, Harry P. - Complete
Nymphadora Tonks & the Secret Admirer by chelseyb reviews
When Nymphadora Tonks starts receiving mysterious letters and gifts, she has a choice to make: her oblivious crush or the stranger trying to woo her. Post-war. Oneshot. Rating for blatant sexual innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/15/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
The Fourth Champion by James Spookie reviews
Harry, believed to have died that fateful night along with his parents, is called out of oblivion to compete in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Meanwhile, Sirius, Remus and Dumbledore have to solve the riddle of who could have possibly known Harry was alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,503 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Rebel and The Chosen by chelseyb reviews
When Tonks & Harry meet, they quickly become friends. When tragedy brings them together again, it develops into more. Age, school, & war are only some of the obstacles in their way. Mix of canon & A/U. Rating mostly for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 179,807 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Seriously, Sirius? by chem prof reviews
What if Sirius didn't fall through the veil at the Department of Mysteries in OOTP? An altered sequence of events leads to a much more pleasant summer for Harry. And a marriage contract?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 204 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wizard Behind the Wheel by willyolioleo reviews
Who knew that getting a driver's license could be such a hassle? Epilogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 127 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
A Toy and a Friend by Revanation reviews
Hermione recieves a birthday gift from Ginny and Harry comes to visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A Sight Most Splendid by Jesse'sOtherGirl reviews
Caterina Sforza needs to remember her place, and Lucrezia Borgia is going to make personally sure that she does. Oneshot, rated M for F/F sex.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Lucrezia Borgia, Caterina Sforza - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 422 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 4,138 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
So Nice by missdracomalfoyxxxxx reviews
Hot smutty femslash. Don't read if you don't like. Mature content! Lavender/Hermione seek pleasure. Hmm, I really suck at summaries. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING. ALL HP BELONGS TO J.K ROWLING! Enjoy !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Lavender B., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak by Clell65619 reviews
It was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 3733 - Favs: 6,868 - Follows: 3,679 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 3,868 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Life Debts by arekay reviews
Different Ending to HBP. Harry's leaving school but doesn't want Ron and Hermione to come with him. Find out why. Rating it T just to be safe. Will probably be a oneshot. Not a Ha/Hr. Slight amount of what might be considered bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fluffy by Intestines reviews
"That thing has a name?" "Course he's got a name, he's mine. I got him off an Irish fella I met down the pub." Inspired by The Philosopher's Stone movie. Hagrid and Bernard have a slightly tipsy night out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Rubeus H., Bernard B. - Complete
Goblet of Fire, Harry's Way by mapplepie reviews
Harry's annoyed of having been bound to participate in the Triwizard Tournament he didn't even want. Why does he have to care? He's getting out of it whether you judges like it or not. What's the safest way to get out of this ... ? Think outside the box.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Ludo B. - Complete
Two for One by randompandattack reviews
At the Yule Ball Harry notices Padma being ignored by Ron and decides to offer to dance with her. She's grateful, one things leads to another and the twins decide to thank Harry personally. Lemon harry/padma/parvati
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 310 - Published: 6/30/2011 - [Harry P., Padma P.] - Complete
The Twins' Confession by shannalynn reviews
Fourth year, Hermione Granger corners the twins with the ultimate question about Ron. Was your brother dropped on his head as a child? Possibly repeatedly? Unabashedly Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Ginny's boredom by LinkLovegood92 reviews
Wake up in the early hours of the morning, Ginny gets a little bored. Contains adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Ginny W., Fleur D. - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 3,882 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Minor Rebellion by remuslives reviews
It's the anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts and the Ministry is throwing a party. But, Harry and friends don't feel much like dancing. Entry for the Twin Exchange May 2011 Monthly Challenge. Harry/Hermione, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shadow over Hogwarts by Diresquirrel reviews
Ten years ago they won the battle: Voldemort was dead. They didn't realize that at the same time they had lost the war. Now, a shadow lurks over the Wizarding World that threatens to change everything. AU Harry Potter.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 4,932 - Follows: 2,735 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
I Need You by chem prof reviews
What if Hermione's parents had pulled her out of Hogwarts after she was nearly killed by a basilisk in her second year? How would Harry have managed without her? Years later, she returns and learns about his life in her absence. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,305 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Three Sheets by Chilord reviews
Sirius and Remus catch Harry prior to his fifth year at Hogwarts to give him The Talk. He might not need it as much as they think. AU Rated MA for a reason, though not too graphic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 286 - Published: 3/24/2011 - N. Tonks, Fleur D. - Complete
Sorry No Fix by zenonaa reviews
"I'm... no... monster..." It was rediscovering its voice, glaring at her. "You're not." Tears dripped off her cheeks. "I am." Turtle rescues Girl gone wrong.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Donatello - Complete
Titles by Taure reviews
Pure crack. Harry gains a few unconventional titles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Legacy: The Water Barrel by BeeUtifulgirl reviews
One shot and really short. Federico always had the best sense of humor.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Hermione G., Federico A. - Complete
The French Affair by SeriousScribble reviews
All is not well: After the Final Battle, Harry’s life has settled down and left him unsatisfied. But suddenly, there’s a murder, and a chance meeting with the beautiful Fleur Delacour changes things completely… Intrigues and secret projects abound. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,201 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Know Thyself by Hoshi-tachi reviews
Sequel to KT: the Prelude. When Harry returns on a mission to his native England, he finds himself pulled into a world he never imagined existed... once again. Violence, profanity, no pairings.
Crossover - Matrix & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,074 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Harry P.
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 156 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Dearly Beloved by DigiFruit reviews
Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 309 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Voice by Shedemei reviews
All Blind Mag wanted was to meet her goddaughter and warn her of the dangers GeneCo presented, but a star-struck Shilo confronted her with more than she bargained for. It wasn't as if she was complaining, though...femmeslash.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Blind Mag, Shilo - Complete
Harry Potter and the Balm of Time by ladylaughalot reviews
Dumbledore concocts a cunning plan to travel back in time and destroy Voldemort's Horcruxes. His untimely death prevents him from going so Harry must go in his place, and take the one person whose help he really needs with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,856 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apAidan reviews
The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Here's to the Losers by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry refuses to participate in the Triwizard Tournament. Watch how he fails at even that!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,114 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 384 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3650 - Favs: 6,837 - Follows: 2,879 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Clearance by Diresquirrel reviews
Jack Carter asks Jo a question on a particularly dull day. One shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Eureka - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Jack C. - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Searching For The Power by GinnyMyLove reviews
Hermione is told Love might be the Power-He-Knows-Not and vows to help Harry find it at any cost. Be Warned of some R/Hr until chpt 20 but skipping those chapters means missing out on H/Hr/G goodness. This is rated MATURE for ADULT CONTENT. Harry/Many
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 573,420 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Oops, my bad uh sorry? by The Sithspawn reviews
What happens when Xander Harris runs into Richard Castle in New York. One Shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Xander H., Rick C. - Complete
I think There's Been A Mistake by Diresquirrel reviews
Hagrid grabs the wrong Wizard named Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Hermione G., H. Dresden - Complete
Too Far by dostle reviews
Third in series. The first rule of inter-universe travel? Never antagonize the locals. Unfortunately, Harry and Ron subscribe to the belief that rules are made to be broken. 6th year, getting more AU with each story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 3,267 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Last Dance by chem prof reviews
Another Yule Ball story with a slight change. Hermione decides she wants to dance one dance with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Monica's toy by wayland777 reviews
Rachel and Monica "play" with her toy i own nothing this is smut if it offends you don't leave a comment
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Rachel G., Monica G. - Complete
Not So Muggleborn by grenouille7777 reviews
What would happen if our favourite bookworm were sorted into the Pureblood-dominated House of Snakes? Here's one possibility... Decidedly AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,899 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,940 - Reviews: 7056 - Favs: 7,667 - Follows: 4,359 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When Harry Met Hermione by chem prof reviews
What if Harry met Hermione first, and became friends with her, before he met Ron? This story relates Harry's first meeting with Hermione, and continues with the times they meet each other at the beginning of every year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,608 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Love in the Closet by DisguisedasInnocent reviews
During the time that Alexis spends helping out at the station she and Detective Beckett share a little something in the property room. Warnings include: Sex involving a minor, masturbation, femslash and graphic sexual actions. Definite PWP story.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Alexis C., Kate B. - Complete
Blue by Nicoteen reviews
Malcolm Reynolds was not a spy. And he didn't mean to, but perhaps this time he could make an exception. River/Inara, hints of Inara/River/Mal
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2010 - River, Inara - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 469 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ultimate Weasley Prank by AirshipHead reviews
Fred and George trick Harry into testing their new product. It gives women a sex drive around Harry. Hilarity ensues, and much sex! Harry/Hermione Harry/Ginny Harry/Susan Bones Harry/Luna. Rated M for EXTREME sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter : Hunter by Andor Swiftblade reviews
After the DoM Mayhem, Harry decides that he is tired of the Dursleys and figures that he wants to take a unique summer job. Follow him as in his bid for freedom, he has the adventure of a lifetime. Post OotP. Probably AU. Might include crossovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,875 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8320 - Favs: 16,536 - Follows: 6,897 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Law Lesson 201B Age Does Matter by Corwalch reviews
HP/Highlander Drabble. Harry is defended by none other than Methos at his under-aged magic hearing before his fifth year and Fudge and the Wizengamot learns a few things about the law they didn't know.
Crossover - Highlander & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 287 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Methos, Harry P. - Complete
The Crow: Phoenix Rising by Belcris reviews
What if "the power the Dark Lord knows not" had nothing to do with love? What if it had everything to do with justice? Crossover of Harry Potter and the Crow.
Crossover - Crow & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,064 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Next Great Adventure by Meteoricshipyards reviews
The consequences of magical powers aren't always foreseen or understood. Harry Potter is about to encounter the downside to a power he acquired a long time ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Trouble at the Mill by Malteaser reviews
It's torture, Jim. Just not as we know it.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 291 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Helping Through Love by MaraJade29 reviews
A freak accident during the final stages of the Yuuzhan Vong War means that not only is Anakin Solo dead, but so are Han and Jacen. Left all alone mother and daughter seek comfort in each other’s arms. EXPLICIT CONTENT AND INCEST
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Jaina S., Leia O. - Complete
Another Night by randompandattack reviews
After another D.A. meeting Harry and Susan have some fun in the room of requirement. Harry/Susan, Lemon. one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 164 - Published: 3/21/2010 - [Harry P., Susan B.] - Complete
The Forever Mage by Darth Marrs reviews
Harry Potter/ST:NG era post movies crossover. A young man with messy hair and green eyes finds himself in the middle of 24th Century Scotland with no memories. Join him as he tries to solve not only who he is, but where his people are.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,957 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 528 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 266 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Once More With Parents! a Valentines Day Special by ladylaughalot reviews
In the Alternate Universe created in "Harry Potter and the Balm of Time" there existed a Harry who had a father to ask for advice when he was told he needed a date for the Yule Ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Where's My Cow? by shewhoguards reviews
Are we not all, in some way, searching for our cow? At least, Vimes is, and he's enlisted the Guard to help.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
You Think You Had A Bad Day by ablondeinaunionjack reviews
A oneshot discussion between three characters in Biers. Life in Ankh-Morpork is never easy, especially not when you're a morphically challenged officer of the Watch with a human trying to propose...Everything except the plot belongs to Terry Pratchett.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Angua, Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Orange You Glad We're Friends? by StrangeVisitor reviews
Rick asks his friend, Methos , for a favor only an Immortal can grant.
Crossover - Highlander & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Methos, Rick C. - Complete
Unforgivable Curse by MissAnnThropic reviews
He was one of the kindest people she'd ever known, certainly the bravest, but to look at him now she wouldn't imagine a hidden hero. He was just an unloved boy, a reputation more than a person to most, and tired and lonely of being a scar and a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by spiderme reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 154 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 3,077 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Bedroom Behavior by MissAnnThropic reviews
A drunk Sam Carter and Janet Fraiser discuss the hypothetical bedroom behavior of Jack O'Neill and Daniel Jackson.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2009 - S. Carter, J. Fraiser - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 213 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10649 - Favs: 13,859 - Follows: 5,592 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
His Inspiration by Bil reviews
A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 144 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Three Can Keep a Secret by daniel-gudman reviews
Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,621 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 313 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3218 - Favs: 3,716 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It Could Only Happen to Harry by HoosYourDaddy reviews
After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: comic smut. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,531 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Tell Me You're Pretty by Paladeus reviews
Hermione walks in on Harry while bathing in the RoR after a workout. Not wanting things to be tense, he stops her rush from leaving and they talk so things don't get weird between them. Though they do get heated. H/Hr Lemon Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 278 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,625 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 4,833 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
It’s a Snitch, It’s a Broom, It’s… by Captain-Emily reviews
Without fail, this is always the first image that springs to mind whenever I see a story labeled “Super!Harry”.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
The Last Straw by randompandattack reviews
One-shot, Harry's having a bad day and Snape isn't making it any better, Harry flips out and starts screaming. Not Slash! Takes place in OOTP, hints of Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Nice Try, Potter by Sarah1281 reviews
James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Green Dawn by Bouncing Soul reviews
AU after Ministry of Magic battle, picks up with year 7. Harry returns to Earth after training with the Corps, only to find Voldemort has England in his clutches. In their darkest hour, the Lantern shines.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Harry P.
Unified Theory by Bouncing Soul reviews
HP/Iron Man Harry leaves the wizarding world to take care of his godson Teddy. What happens when he decides to prank them, reshaping the world in the process? What happens when they decide to fight back?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,494 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Unconscious Confessions by Nikki99 reviews
The Minster feels that Harry Potter is the perfect candidate to do Legilimency for his elite Auror task force. But what happens when being able to see inside of the mind of his best mate reveals a lot more than expected?... About her AND about him? H/Hr- Story Discontinued...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,637 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Practical Use For a Gown by puddytat1972 reviews
Elizabeth sails with Anamaria and the rest of Jack's crew for one last adventure before she becomes a married woman. WARNING: Adult content and Femslash
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,821 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Anamaria, Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4358 - Favs: 8,847 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Dangling Legs by SirLordWhAtEvEr reviews
Tonks contemplates on her role in life while sitting on the rooftop of Grimmauld place. Harry finds her there and shows her his point of view. Tonks point of view and Harry/Tonks. Slightly altered DH end. Short story. Contains Death, Suicide and Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
A Time to Dance by Laurielove reviews
One-shot. Five years after the war. Deathly Hallows compliant. Harry one day comes across a woman he has not seen for many years. Rated M for good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 144 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Very Harry History by grenouille7777 reviews
A young historian from the distant future researches the Dark Lord's fall by getting into Harry's head, literally, and finds more than she bargained for. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 99 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Kiddo by gschelt reviews
Becky/DJ femslash. Jesse's just downstairs, and under the cover of a "study session"... actually, there's really no plot. Shameless lemon.
Full House - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
What If? ooo Another Goblet of Fire Alternative by chem prof reviews
Many fanfics speculate about what would have happened if Harry had asked Hermione to the Yule Ball. Or what if he had taken Ginny to the Ball? Here’s a twist. What if he had done both? And what else in the story might have changed as a result?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,268 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chandelier by Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 158 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Cuckolding at Shell Cottage by cloneserpents reviews
All is not as it seems in the Epilogue. HP/HG-W/FD-W – Affair Fic – PURE SMUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 429 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Forbidden Love by Nikki99 reviews
Harry is headed back to Hogwarts and things are good, Voldermort has been MIA for months and his relationship with Ginny is blossoming. But the last 2 weeks of summer he finds that he relationship with Hermione seems to be blossoming too. Story Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,558 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A New Kind of Love by remuslives reviews
Harry is raising Teddy and wants to provide him with a proper family. Harry/Hermione. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,157 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Entering With Intent by shewhoguards reviews
The Hogfather encounters a slight problem on Hogswatchnight.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Peaches by albe-chan reviews
Ginny is frantic one day when the surprising object of her fascination doesn't show up for breakfast. Ginny needs to know why, and in the process, finds out just why the blonde eats a peach every day. FEMMESLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. GWLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 249 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Jingling Moonbeams by Paladeus reviews
Luna and her Arch Nemesis, Santa, finally face off after she takes command of his elves. Short, Christmastime one-shot. Comedy, no pairings, mostly amusement at Luna's traps for Santa. Omake where Santa gives Harry any wish he wants, no holds barred.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,420 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Snogging Chronicles by Nikki99 reviews
Dear Diary, It seemed like such a good idea at the time… how do I manage to get myself into these things? Bugger. I mean, it started off simple enough- well, as simple as offering to snog ones best mate can be... H-Hr -Romance, Comedy and Fluff PLZ Review. Mainly written just for fun :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,843 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Paffy reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 439,010 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Teachers' Pet by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Ficlet set in a nebulous time frame to satisfy all the prudes and pervs out there. Strong sexual overtones and innuendo drive this tale of how to cheer up a very unhappy Harry. Harry/multi Just so you know, the apostrophe in the title is correctly placed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
James Castle by Bouncing Soul reviews
Harry/Punisher X-over. The Dursleys are killed when Harry is 5 and he is rescued by an unlikely hero and believed dead. What happens when he rejoins the Wizarding world in his 7th year and a witch tries to figure out his secret?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Punisher - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,684 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 323 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Afraid of The Darkness by Captain-Emily reviews
Unable to breach the blood wards on Privet Drive, Voldemort sends Lucius to hire someone who can.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darkness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
How Many? Harry Potter Version by Nikki99 reviews
For her final Muggle Studies paper Hermione's determined to answer a very important question, just how many licks Does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?... Will she be able to answer it before she drives Harry insane ;
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 257 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Vanished Barriers by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry's true feelings for Hermione are revealed when he tries to replace the pair of knickers that he accidentally-on purpose vanished. Hermione then returns the favor. Fluffy H/Hr one shot with a disturbing reference to Petunia Dursley's laundry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 332 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Baggage of Doom by Punster-Zero reviews
Harry Potter / Discworld crossover Harry finds himself in need of some new school equipment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 100 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 136 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5551 - Favs: 10,871 - Follows: 3,338 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Under the Table by Vincenti reviews
Canon situation of the Three Broomsticks OOTP - the smutty version of the events that took place there. Harry/Rita
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Rita S. - Complete
Girls Do It Better by albe-chan reviews
Playfighting turns into much more one bored afternoon between Ginny and Tonks. Basically, just SMUT. FEMME-SLASH. MATURE. SEX. ONESHOT. To be honest, my first stab at girl on girl. GWNT. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Ginny W., N. Tonks - Complete
Ministerial Kneepads by Perspicacity reviews
Rita Skeeter, in search of a scoop on Harry's love life, sneaks into Harry's flat and finds much more than she expected. One-shot. Setting: Post-DH AU. DLP TGYH challenge response.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., Rita S., Lavender B. - Complete
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Revenge by Fawkes's Tears reviews
Tonks made one joke about how young he was. But regardless of age, Harry knows how to torture a woman. Twenty times. M for strong, strong, strong sexual content, very graphic too, and I guess strong language. And you guessed it: HPNT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
How to get to school when the Portal's Broken by Seel'vor reviews
At the beginning of second year, Dobby blocks the portal at Kings Cross. Ron steals the car and flies away. How do Harry and Hermione get to school? H/Hr Silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hot Night in Grimmauld Place by DarkestWonderland reviews
Story is set between books 6 and 7. Tonks and Harry meet up one night at Grimmauld place. TonksHarry one shot. Rated mature for some mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 166 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 169 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 3,320 - Follows: 671 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Joy in Small Places by fembuck reviews
Fleur invites Tonks over to dinner for some girl talk but the evening takes a very expected turn. Contains DH references. TonksFleur, femslash, femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Fleur D., N. Tonks - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 3,381 - Follows: 576 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ritual by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. While researching for methods to destroy Horcruxes, Hermione finds a ritual that may also help her with her personal life. The result is eyeopening for more than one member of the trio. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,619 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 309 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Bella Says by fembuck reviews
Bellatrix and Narcissa play Bellatrix's favorite game together one night. BellatrixNarcissa, Blackcest, femslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 322 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 270 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Moving Sideways by TheMidgetBee reviews
Poor Sergeant Vimes...he's been summoned to see the new Patrician, and everyone's saying this one is even crazier then Snapcase. Features the usual characters.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2007
A Match Made in Heaven? by TheMidgetBee reviews
Lord Vetinari is bored. So when Drumknott brings to his attention the fact that he and Commander Vimes are becoming gay icons in AnkhMorpork, it gives him an idea about how he could amuse himself...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
While You Wait by Blood Cocoa reviews
Angua and Sally encounter an occupational hazard and find themselves waiting around a bit before they can get on with their un lives.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Angua, Sally von H - Complete
Blissful Escape by gohokies reviews
Updated: Chapter two is now up. With HarryHermioneGinny threesome. Rated M for sexual content. Ginny and Hermione escape upstairs in the Burrow and Harry accidentally walks in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Movie Night at the Granger's by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry learns a lot about Hermione when he's asked to pick a movie from her video collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 157 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Dragons and Weddings by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry just wanted chocolate cake. Of course, he did not factor Luna Lovegood into his afternoon...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Incredibly Dense Mind of Lois Lane by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. It's a few years post Smallville. Lois Lane and Clark Kent are both reporters at the Daily Planet, often covering the exploits of Superman. Clark decides it's time for Lois to know his secret. He just thinks telling her would be too easy.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,898 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Color of Magic by Chardvignon reviews
Harry Potter and Discworld Crossover! After defeating Voldemort and becoming an Auror, Harry's in need of training to think like a copper. His new trainer: Commander Sir Samuel Vimes of the Ankh Morpork City Watch. Generally canon compatible.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,791 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P., Sam Vimes - Complete
The Shiny Snitch by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Harry Potter in the 26th century... And the crew of Serenity's along for the ride. Drabble challenge, multiple crossovers. Back in business.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,533 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Mal, River
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 113 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 411 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 6,402 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Art Critic by TheMidgetBee reviews
Set just before 'Thud', Lord Vetinari pays a visit to Sir Reynold's Art Gallery to see the amazing new exhibit he's heard so much about...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 306 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Goblet of Fire by drakensis reviews
Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
The Office : A Harry and Tonks Story by Adultfanfiction reviews
TONKS, A DESK, AND HARRY HIDING UNDERNEATH IT . . . . . only suitable for people over 18 years of age . . . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,225 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Shaving by StoryTeller935 reviews
OneShot. She hated shaving her legs, but when he started touching her, she found a reason to like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9938 - Favs: 13,633 - Follows: 3,997 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Menage a trois by Soul's Confession reviews
Ron does the Stupidest Things, episode one: In which Ron finds out just how bad it is to take Fred and George's advice while not having a clue what they're on about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 6,684 - Follows: 2,613 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 4,040 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 134 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Stuck Together by Lady Sunlight reviews
Harry and Hermione are handcuffed together by the twins as a prank, angering Ron. The worst part? They lost the key. [COMPLETE!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Question of Faith by Yandoryn reviews
When Padma finally confronted Pavarti, it wasn't as loud or as spectacular as anyone expected from the way the Ravenclaw had been sulking. One thing that might have mitigated the conflict was Pavarti's profuse apology. Warnings: yuri, twincest
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Padma P., Parvati P. - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Know Thyself: the Prelude by Hoshi-tachi reviews
What if Neo wasn't the One? What if the One was a little boy with green eyes...? Pre-Hogwarts, warnings for child abuse and violence. Complete with sequel up.
Crossover - Matrix & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,349 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Trinity, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by wargear reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 5,766 - Follows: 1,258 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 2873 - Favs: 5,131 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 155 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 3,171 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Harry Slaughter by Flux reviews
The darkness has taken his mind! Hide my children! Hide your supple flesh from the madman!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
All Man's Monsters by MissAnnThropic reviews
The crew of Moya learns that their harmless little human is not as harmless as they thought.
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Time of the Month by kyc639 reviews
COMPLETE! Written in response to a challenge. Hermione is irritable, Ron has foot-in-mouth disease, and Harry is reluctant but ever the hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Infernal Plan by Jori reviews
Set during and after their sixth year at Hogwarts, Hermione asks something of Harry that will change their lives forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,753 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fifth Year? I Haven't Done My Homework! by Laterose reviews
AU fifth year fic with everything! Abuse to animagi (sort of) snakes, Sirius (and his sister), Remus, Voldie, crazy new powers and a decision that will change Harry and Ron's lives forever COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 173,113 - Reviews: 2888 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Twists and Turns by DawnOfEast reviews
Harry and Hermione delve deeper into their so-called friendship. They soon discover its all a bunch of Twists and Turns. Chapter Twenty Four is up and ready.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,443 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Knowledge by paranoidkitten reviews
One night; two sets of memories. (Femmeslash)
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2004 - Ezri D., Jadzia D.
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3727 - Favs: 3,740 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Mind War by Cygnus Crux reviews
Completed. Sequel to Harry Potter's Existence after Life. Something is festering in the wizarding wolrd and the past will come back to haunt Harry. AU Since the release of OotP. I hope you'll enjoy this story just the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,962 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/14/2003 - Published: 10/22/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Divergent Paths by Ruskbyte reviews
Hogwarts is home to any number of strange occurances. This one, however, is stranger than usual. Can the school survive Luna Lovegood getting together with Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter? Rated mostly for innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 156 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Harry P., Luna L.
If All Hope Were Lost by animalcrazy10102 reviews
3 months after Harry and Voldemort vanish, everyone thinks they are both dead, but Ginny refuses to give up hope that he'll return. read to find out what happens and please review! H/G *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 257,531 - Reviews: 1902 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/16/2003 - Published: 9/16/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Scarlet by She's a Star reviews
'I don’t want to make crowns of flowers anymore, and I know that it’s because of you.' Ginny's thoughts during CoS as Tom gains control of her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2003 - Ginny W., Voldemort
Sincerity by Abdiel reviews
She's a cheerful, sweet, and innocent girl that can get along with everyone. He's the stoic, cynical, and anti-social misanthropist that everyone can't get along with. She likes him. He hates her.
Crossover - Misc. Cartoons & I''s - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Complete
Keep it Simple by Ruskbyte reviews
A prequel of sorts to Leviathan Rising. Harry got through the first task of the Triwizard Tournament thanks to some good, general advice. But what if 'Moody' had given Harry some different advice?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Where'd you go? by Potter25 reviews
Ginny's disappeared for 5 years after her seventh year, wracked with guilt. After Harry's finally defeated Voldemort, he is determined to find his lost love. What happens when she realizes that her new boss is Fred's girlfriend, and that Harry Potter is
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,735 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2003 - Published: 2/11/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
World of Darkness by Charcoal feather reviews
Alternate Universe: When Harry is only seven years old he is given a gift that only few have had in all of history. The darkness becomes his to command and use as he sees fit. Now he will explore the hidden world of magic that he knows nothing about. Star
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,218 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P.
Revelations by Kath1 reviews
A Harry/Hermione fluff piece. Please R/R :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,551 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Bookwyrm by Jelsemium reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Harry has a small problem with a big Bookwyrm. On top of that, Sirius Black is lurking about. Now the EPILOGUE is UP! Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,130 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2002 - Published: 3/11/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Never My Love by Fuyumi reviews
After a long day, Hermione needs to hear something from Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Leviathan Rising by Ruskbyte reviews
Set in Gof, what if Harry had found a way to overcome the second task? What if while searching through the library he came across an insignificant seeming little book that teaches him the magic he needs?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 147 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Harry P.
Issues of Trust and Faith by Ruskbyte reviews
After the 1st task of the Triwizard Tournament, Ron comes to Harry to apologize. Only thing is, Harry is not feeling very forgiving. Little H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 123 - Published: 6/29/2002 - Harry P.
Wands by Fuyumi reviews
Hermione gets trapped into a conversation about 'wands' by Parvati and Lavender. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/3/2002 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Tongue Tied by Jake Storm reviews
Very Short! Harry's a bit obvious and everyone thinks it's pretty funny. Rated for adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/30/2001 - Harry P., Ginny W.
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Harry Potter Drabbles reviews
Harry and the Multiverse: stories of Harry and friends in worlds unlike the Potterverse. Crossover starts and stops, ideas that are only half-formulated. Mostly HHr but some other pairings on occasion. Reviews make me write faster.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 150,375 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Star Trek: The Potter Files reviews
When Harry Potter is rescued from a planet he spent centuries on alone, he's happy to find his kind still exist on their new world but he exiles himself amongst the muggles of the Federation, hunting for something. Then when his one friend amongst them is murdered, Harry contacts the one group that knows of his abilities and offers his help. For a price.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,606 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 8/15/2014 - [B. Crusher, J. Picard] W. Riker, Harry P.
Betrayal of Light: Prequel
A prequel using the template characters for my lvl 5-10 campaign, Betrayal of Light, starring characters based on Andrew "Anrier" WK Half-elf Bard/Artificer, Sammi "Sanra" Hanratty Gnome Cleric, Meg "Meg" Myers human paladin, Nicky "Niela" Whelan half-Eladrin Warlock, and McKayla "M'karo" Maroney feysomething thief. It shows their solo adventures pre-group and how they meet.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,427 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 6/21/2015
The James and Lily Potter Home for Orphaned Plot Bunnies reviews
A home for the multitudes of little plot fetuses that pop into my head while reading or watching something that usually culminate in some sort of crossover idea. (Complete but not, will add new plots as they fester.) (Mostly harmonious story ideas but a few other pairings.) (A few have been half-written up and placed in Harry Potter Drabbles.)
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 157 - Words: 18,501 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and Earth-0100100001010000 reviews
Harry and Lily were home alone that night, James having taken Jazmin(twin sister) to the family Samhain party. When James and Albus feel the wards torn down around Potter Cottage, they arrive to find Lily dead and Harry crying over his mother, an empty robe with Slytherin's crest upon it. See a world where Harry lived nearly the life he should have.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,501 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., OC
Harry Potter and the Australian Adventure reviews
After the end of the war, Harry and Hermione spent some time helping repair the castle but now it's time to repair Hermione's family. They're off to Australia to find people even Hermione wasn't supposed to be able to find.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/28/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Titus: Evolution of a Death Knight
Titus Threeblade's father is murdered. His father's order places a bounty with to hunt down the killers. What can a Rogue do but accept the gold to do what he would have done for free. But to do battle with the architect of it all, he has to give it all u
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,132 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Balance: Unequal Shadows reviews
Harry Potter disappeared for over a year. Now he's back and he doesn't remember where he's been. A new Dark Lord is rising and Harry has to decide to fight or run, all while juggling school and his love life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 154,303 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Empire Interrupted reviews
Harry Potter defeated his archrival and has disappeared into the centuries, immortal, his descendents ascending the throne he's left vacant. What will happen when his line of Imperial descendants is interrupted by assassinations and intrigue? All notes lost, incomplete forever
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,485 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Ichi Ni Punch reviews
A foolish prank brings marriage to an unsuspecting Naruto. And when he finds out he'll be forced to consummate his marriage by force, will he be able to rape someone so innocent?It's going to be funny, ignore how dire this sounds. ¤
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Calvin & Hobbes: The Next Generation reviews
Hobbes meets his new best friend.Possibly may become a three or four chapter story entailing Hobbes' & Cole's adventures.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2005
Spring Break Seduction reviews
Harry invites Hermione to a deserted beach for a week plus of sunshine and freedom. But Harry has more in plan than just some fun in the sun.Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Unnamed Sack Of Tripe reviews
A story I started to try and write an HPGW after reading book six but I realized I hate Ginny as a lover for Harry just too much. HPHG fo'evah Mo'fo's. Incomplete and will likely stay that way forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Musings reviews
Hermione makes Harry watch her favorite movies then asks what he thinks about them as her favorite song plays.(unedited as of yet)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Driver reviews
Harry returns to his love and finds a new job in the muggle world doing what he loves, driving fast. hphg with a li'l hpgw.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,609 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Beauty of Tawny Hair and Magic reviews
Beauty: Her Tawny Hair is brushed with diamonds, Poetry set to Cirkus by King Crimson.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter, A History: Samurai ShadowLord reviews
SuspendedThe definitive history of Harry Potter, our saviour and the living embodiment of The ShadowLords
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
No One's Heard From Harry: The Conflict reviews
Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,632 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/16/2003 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Summer of Hermione reviews
*Complete* Bit of an A/u. it's short. only eleven pages. format sucks. doc doesnt translate properly. i'll convert to html and reload soon
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No One's Heard From Harry reviews
COMPLETEThe Weasley's are worried sick. Packages and letters to Harry just get returned unopened or smashed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,950 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/2/2003 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.