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Joined 01-01-12, id: 3585073, Profile Updated: 07-14-12
Author has written 6 stories for Torchwood, Doctor Who, and Sherlock.

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Professional Whovian, Sherlockian, Torchwoodian (not a word? Okay...) and general sci-fi geek.

Hi, I'm CaffieneScribbler, aspiring writer, buyer of expensive shoes and purveyor of random facts. When I'm not writing fanfiction, I have a blog with five other writers who I met on twitter- they're also on fanfiction if you want to read any of their stuff. Hence, the Twitettes. We've just begun to blog together and would appreciate you visiting it! It's linked at the top of the page.

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I ship:

Rose/10. Don't argue, just accept it!

John/Sherlock. Such a Johnlock fan.

Ianto/Jack. Janto, who doesn't like them?!

Amy/Rory. She better stop trying to cheat on him!

Toshiko/Owen. Originally I didn't ship these two, I thought they were too different, but they've grown on me :)

Toshiko/Tommy and Toshiko/Mary. Love!

Jack/Gwen. If Rhys and Ianto weren't there, then yes all the way. But Jack and Gwen wouldn't risk losing them.

I don't ship:

Martha/10. *meme face* NO. THIS IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN GET OVER IT.

Amy/11. NOOOOO.

Gwen/Owen. Reallllly not good.

Yup. So, that's that. Read my stuff and I'll try to reply to reviews when I see them! All my pictures are from freedigitalphotos.net

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Countrycide aftershocks by risa zugva reviews
I'll follow up Ianto and Jack from Countrycide to Meat, trying to picture how their relationship grew to love. Rated M just to be safe during mentioning of violence, death and some sex.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 168 - Words: 216,634 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Sentiment by MythicMouse reviews
Sherlock always pretended that love was a mystery to him, but Irene Adler proved that it wasn't. [Collection of One-Shots, updated after two years!]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 6/20/2012 - [Sherlock H., Irene A.]
Put it on my desk! by bannanas-are-good reviews
Jack Harkness has been from school to school over the years and none of the teachers have had such an influence unlike Mr Jones... High school fanfiction... except Ianto's the teacher and jack's the student... enjoy :
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,380 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Torchwood Inbox by Flawed Heroine reviews
What's in the Torchwood team's inboxes? Just a bit of fun, emails coinciding with each episode. DISCLAIMER: I don't own Torchwood.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,575 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 10/26/2010
Serendipity by Meatball42 reviews
I considered 'The Flotsam and Jetsam of My Mind,' but that's a bit cheesy. Various Tochwood shorts of varying rating and genre. Latest: Ianto is hiding something, Jack is lonely, and Christmas doesn't turn out as they'd planned.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
Connection by Pumpkingirl reviews
Jack only wanted to help by bringing Owen back to life, but instead he messed everything up. Now each and every member of the team has to face the consequences of his thoughtless action. Owen and Jack centered. Jack/Ianto, Owen/Tosh.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Owen H., Jack H.
Sounds of a Past Life by Socks-With-Stripes reviews
Living in the sewers as king of the weevils, he has no intention of returning to the life he can barely remember. It isn't until two unnervingly familiar humans show up that he begins to reconsider.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Owen H. - Complete
Checkmate by Angstosaur reviews
Sequel to 'Queen takes knight's pawn' although it can be read without reading that first. Takes place after 'From out of the Rain'. Ianto takes time out to clear his head. Then when Ianto returns to Cardiff he is being watched - and not just by Jack.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 104,850 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - [Jack H., Ianto J.] Toshiko S./Tosh, Owen H. - Complete
When Opportunity Knockers by werelemur reviews
A piece of alien tech turns Jack into a woman. CRACK!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
A Torchwood Miscellany by Arlath's Star reviews
Latest: Under Arrest - Ianto suffers the consequences of a bungled clean-up operation with an anxious parent when he is arrested on suspicion of assault.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,682 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011
Musical Rooms by Keltic Banshee reviews
Jack is back, and everybody is struggling to deal with it...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Lives Never Lived by T0mat0head reviews
Across Cardiff, four strangers are plagued by the same sense of unease, the same certainty that something is wrong, the same image of a man in a coat. Set early season 2, though after Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. Focus on all four non-immortal team members. - On hiatus until the stroke of further inspiration, unfortunately.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012
Cashmere by nothing-rhymes-with-ianto reviews
Takes place after Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. Ianto finally gets a good look at Jack, finally sees the changes, and knows something's wrong.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
just a few more diodes connecting by Gwen E. Cooper reviews
Gwen/Jack, post Children of Earth. Let's just pretend Miracle Day doesn't exist. A short little reunion one-shot that may or may not be my first foray into torchwood fic. Pretty fluffy.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Gwen C., Jack H. - Complete
Don't Forget Me by skyflower51 reviews
One moment Ianto is dying in Jack's arms, the next, he's not. How and why is he still alive, and where is he? Trying to find the answers could cost him his life. Even if he survives, will he ever find Jack again?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,431 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Queen takes knight's pawn by Angstosaur reviews
A dangerous alien artifact has been stolen from the Hub by renegades from Torchwood London who are up to no good and Jack has no alternative but to put Ianto in extreme danger. Sequel to Magwitch. There will be A/N for chapters containing sex etc.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 102,984 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] [Gwen C., Rhys W.] - Complete
A touch of regret by Mistofstars reviews
Jack visits Ianto to talk about the cyberman-incident with Lisa - this takes place after episode 4 of season 2. Janto implied... Comments and improvement suggestions are greatly appreciated; this is my first Janto-fic.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Seeing by Candlelight by Harkpad reviews
One-shot of the date after Jack returns from TYTNW. Ianto and Jack at dinner, learning how to negotiate each other again, and how to see each other as well.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Crystal Palace by Harkpad reviews
Ianto finds Jack's curiously labeled music collection and then forgets about it. One night, later, he interrupts as Jack reminisces by himself, and Jack gives an explanation of the labels and tells Ianto about his first concert on Earth. Not a song fic.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
If You'll Follow Me, Sir by Lady Emma Wentworth reviews
These events immediately follow the death of Cyberwoman Lisa Hallett at the hands of Torchwood Three. BBC retains all rights to these characters; I receive no monetary considerations for my work.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
This Present Breath by Harkpad reviews
A follow-up to "There is Flattery in Friendship." The second in a series of conversations the team has about Jack while they're out at the pub. Tonight they realize that Jack must be old in love as well as in life.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Who Was He? by T0mat0head reviews
Twenty years after Ianto Jones dies, Gwen and her daughter visit his grave, where Gwen finally answers Anwen's question. Mentions Jack/Ianto, and Gwen/Rhys.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Gwen C., Anwen W. - Complete
Withheld by BMWWfreak reviews
It had been 7 weeks since it had happened. Now, Jack finds out Gwen is pregnant with Rhys's baby. But everything changes when Gwen tells Jack she's 7 weeks along. Jack/Gwen
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Jack H., Gwen C.
Period Blues by Sphinxey reviews
Owen is tactless and Gwen gets upset. As the title suggests, if you have a problem with discussion of the female menstrual cycle don't read. Is second part of a series but makes sense on its own, first part not posted on ff due to mature content.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Coming Out of the Closet by Aceboizor reviews
Jack appears in Ianto's room one night...and then the Torchwood team makes a surprise visit. What will Ianto do? He doesn't like his boss that way...does he? Pre-Ianto/Jack in the show
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
I've Started Falling Apart by Erin Giles reviews
Ianto is injured in more ways than one after the events of Countrycide, and someone’s got to make sure he doesn’t have a concussion. Implied IantoJack
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
I Grieve by Katherine Cruz reviews
Ianto grieves Jack. Post Season One ficlet. Implied JackIanto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
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Inappropriate Thoughts, John? reviews
Mishmash of fluffy oneshots caused by the wonder that is BBC's Sherlock. If you like random, cracky, fluffy things then this is your story! R & R if you like it x
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Companion's Soliloquy reviews
Short little oneshot that I wrote after watching various companions fall hopelessly in love with the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Complete
Letter From A Lost Girl reviews
After narrowly escaping carnivorous dragonflies, Donna demands somewhere normal- a restaurant fits the bill perfectly. While Donna is getting ready, the Doctor receives a mysterious letter from someone he never thought he'd hear from again.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Vale reviews
A short monologue from the Tenth Doctor about Gallifrey. Descriptive writing exercise written to "Timelord Victorious," by Murray Gold. I would strongly advise listening to that whilst reading this.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Hometown Glory reviews
Very short, sorrowful one-shot inspired by the song Hometown Glory. Need I say who by? : relieved a bit of my angst!
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Gwen C. - Complete
Filthy Gorgeous reviews
Gwen is working late. Ianto leaves Gwen a note concerning the Hub sound system. Of course she has to start singing...but what happens when someone walks in? Update: now a regular story concerning similar types of adventures with all of the team. Fluff!
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Gwen C., Jack H.