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Joined 01-01-12, id: 3585143, Profile Updated: 02-23-13
Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Warriors, Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, Web Shows, Portal, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello! my name is LeAnn! don't ask why the A is capital.

Some things you must know about moi: I'm obsessed with Jenxthejinx videos, especially Demyx Time and the Marauders. umm... i like to read a lot and don't like rap music. That's a big one i HATE rap.

my phrase for the day as of now is: being normal gets boring, be yourself

BOOKS

harry potter

maximum ride

warriors

Vampire Chronicles

Daniel X

witch and wizard

icewind dale

chronicles of Narnia

stowaway

when the wind blows

the lake house

the hunger games

Mortal Instruments

There's a lot more but i don't feel like listing them right now.

ANIMES

S.A. Special A

Code Geass

Tsuabsa

Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji)

Full Metal Alchemist

Bleach

Hetalia

GAMES

Amnesia the Dark Decent

Slender the Eight Pages

Kingdom Hearts

Resident Evil

Turok Elovlution

Halo 3 or Reach

Left for Dead 2

Haunt (slender)

Nancy Drew computer games for the PC

Just dance 3

Super Smash Bros Brawl

Kid Icarus

Final Fantasy X

Final Fantasy VIII

Final Fantasy X (II)

Final Fantasy XI

MOVIES

Avengers

Iron Man

Iron Man II

Thor

Percy Jackson

Harry potter

Most Disney films

Spider Man

X-Men

X-Men origins

X-Men First Class

Spider man II

Spider Man III

WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR AWESOME

1. Laid down and watched one propeller on the fan go round in circles (yis)

2. When you were younger, and at a friend's house, and your parent came to pick you up, you always thought "HIDE!" (ALWAYS)

3. Poured mini-shots in your bottle cap (STILL DO)

4. Thought the "D" in Disney looked like a "G" (STILL DO)

5. Said a word over and over until it didn't even seem like a real word anymore (did that a few days ago)

6. Kicked a stone along the street, then going out of your way to kick it again (yeah)

7. Jumped because you felt like you were falling while you were sleeping (sometimes, once in a while but not a whole lot)

8. Dropped your phone on your face while lying down and texting (i don't text much but yeah, with my friends phone)

9. Always putting the cereal in the bowl first, then the milk (isn't that how it's done O.O?"

1 Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

sneered over his shoulder.warriors

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

the wall...

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

not sure, im watching it now, some cop show i think.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:34?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:47...i was closeish!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

the TV, my sister taking a shower and my dad playing some sort of war game in his room, oh! and my cat wanting to get in, hold on...ok i got her.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

the other day, it was raining so i ran outside and sang at the top of my lungs to see if anyone heard me.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

fanfictions, the wall, the TV, the wall, the computer, the book to my left, the computer mouse and the wall were a few things.

9.What are you wearing?

a pj shirt that says 21st century dreamer with a flying racecar on the moon on it and purple pj pants.

10. Did you dream last night? y

es i dreamed i was a trillionair and took all my friends to disnyworld for a week.

11. When did you last laugh?

a few seconds ago reading these questions.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

paint...

13.Seen anything weird lately?

what counts as weird?...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

stalkerish.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Indiana Jones The Last Crusade.

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

books, a mansion, disnyland and books, OH! and a bookstore

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

i think you iz stalking me O.o

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

i would get rid of Rap music...

19. George Bush:

TERMINATOR! wait. thats arnold schrazitawhatsit?

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Max, Emma or lark

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

James...or Jay

How to maintin a healthy insane lifestyle.

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2.

Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Things I must not do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTH" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class sky-clad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

39) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

40) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

41) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

42) I will not lick Trevor. 4

43) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

44) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

45) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

46) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

47) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

48) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an acceptable career choice.

49) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

50) But yes, I will do it all anyway.

Real Actual lables on things!

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (oh but mom! Thats the only time of day when I can work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Uh ok? Shoplifter's special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Remind me how to do that again?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (hehe... oops...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." ( no and I thought it would be cold... )

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yeah, that would be a great way to avoid accidents! Having children not drive after taking meds.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Why exactly am I taking this again?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Um... where else would I put them?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (How do I eat the nuts again? is it chew then swallow? or swallow then chew?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (NO I refuse to believe that this costume will not make me fly! If superman can do it then I can to!

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On an Iron: Do not Iron clothes on body...(But that could save SO much time!)

List your twelve favorite Maximum Ride Characters in no particular order:

1) Iggy

2)Jeb

3)Max

4)Fang

5) Angel

6) akila

7) total

8)Dylan

9)Dr.M

10)Nudge.

11)Gazzy

12)Ari.

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

EWWWW NOOOO!!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Well i can't say for sure but my friend has a picture of Fang hanging over her bed.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant.

Ari and Dylan!?
I don't think that would work...

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Dr.M sure as a side character.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

jeb/akila? um NO!

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

how about neither?

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

if total walked in on Jeb and ari doing the dirty i think he would call for max and kill himself cuz he was scarred for life!

8 Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

do i have to? ok...

When Nudge starts to feel left out during the summer Max decides to strengthen their relation ship.

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

i hope not.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

Dog bonding time?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

COME AGAIN!?!?!/

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

idk

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

not that i know of...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

i would hope not! O.O

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

O.O um... lama?

16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

idk if theres a song about killing him that would be great!

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: WILL CAUSE SEVER EMOTION DAMAGE DONT READ IF YOU ARE UNDER A MILLION

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

...no freaking comment

You know you live in 2012 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Type your name: jayfeather-is-awesome

Type your name with your elbow:jAYFEATHER=ID-AWESO ME (CLOSE...)

Type your name with your nose:JMAYFEATHER-=ISD00ASWESOME.. (ITS IN DISGUISE)

Type your name with your head: OMG!) jkasyfewastyerikasdp[-asewsdoijmn e (its there is ya squint)

Type your name with your chin:jmnuasgyhfcedrstfgbnderfgtv

so'f[r0-[ujikp[-;aseim waebjh (whatever, my sister is stareing at me now O.O)

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

now read the third word of every line

PREP

X You own a cell phone.
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.

X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
x you have been called a brat. (my sister….)

X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

Total:1

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favorite colors.
X You have thought about death. (what can I say? Boredom bites.)

X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic
.

X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.

x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total:3

PUNk

X You can skateboard.
x you’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
x you dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes. (converse count right?)

Total:4

GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter. (DOWN WITH VOLDEMORT!)
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

x you get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band..
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.

X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 9

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.

X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Total: 0…um…oh well

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear/wore slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.(again my sister…)
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 3

Your guy side

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X its hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
X Shopping is torture.

X Sad movies suck.
X You own/Ed an Playstation
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter
.
X You own/Ed a DS, PS or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.( I have to! Don’t live with mom…)
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors. (Silver!)
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think
.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 17….wow that’s sad, im a girl O.O

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.

X You love to shop...( only for books though…or video games)
X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink.
X Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelery.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies. (Well who doesn’t?)
X You used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything.

Total: 2 sad!

Sometimes i pretend to be normal... then it get REALLLLLLLLLLYY boring and i go back to being me.

Walk a mile in someone else's shoes before insulting them. That way, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends poke you with straws.

Earth is full. Go home.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the hell is my ceiling?"

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Smile. It scares people.

An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!

YE OL COPY EN PASTE SECTION

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

f you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Max Rideand cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Freind: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they’re after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

Did you know a average #2 pencil can draw a line about 36 miles long? You do now

IN about 20 years the hardest things my kids will have to do is find a screen name that isn't already taken.

(O.O)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm was/ am BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (not exactly ALL are A’s)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST going in the wrong direction

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (wtf)

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHATI MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

So I'm totally random and sarcastic. And every boy who believes that girls are only their for sex i must warn you, if you meet me you might die!

X

What Organazation XIII member am i?

I. Xemnas:
You are the leader most of the time.
You like black.
You wished/wish you were someone else. You don't listen to others.
You like doing research

TOTAL: 2

II. Xigbar:
You have bad eyesight.
You like throwing things at others when angry.
You wish you were able to teleport.
You wear your hair in a ponytail.

You have/wish you had a gun

TOTAL: 4

III. Xaldin:
You like windy days.
You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
You like dragons.
You have/like dreadlocks.
You tried to anger someone on purpose.
TOTAL: 1

IV. Vexen:
You are disrespected by the young ones.
Someone has already considered you a traitor.
You are the oldest of your group.
You like experiments
You like cold days.
TOTAL:

V. Lexaeus:
You are not very talkative.
You like brain games.
People are afraid of you because of your appearance

You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones.
You are very strong, physically speaking.
TOTAL: 1

VI. Zexion:
You love reading.
You are not very sociable.
You are one of the shortest of your group.
You have a very sensible nose.
You like to elude others.
TOTAL:

VII. Saïx:
You have double-personality issues
You are more active during night rather than day.
You like wolves
.

Your superior trusts you.
You have a scar on your face.
TOTAL: 4

VIII. Axel:
You are somewhat a pyromaniac.
You care deeply for your best friends.

You are a two-faced when you need to.
You don't like when people don't remember your name.
You have a very fiery personality

TOTAL: 5

IX. Demyx:
You like music.
You know how to play a guitar.
You like rainy days.
You like swimming.
You are usually a very happy person

TOTAL: 5

X. Luxord:
You like playing cards.
You like to gamble.
Your favorite color is gold.
You have stolen money from others.
You have/wished you could curse someone.

TOTAL: 1

XI. Marluxia:
You like pink.

You like flowers.
You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
You were betrayed by someone.
You are a bit of a flamboyant person.
TOTAL: 3

XII. Larxene:
You're the only female in your group.
You like storms.
You're pretty agile.
You like to mock others.
You think ninjas are cool.
TOTAL: 2

XIII. Roxas:
You love ice cream.
You are the youngest of your group
.
You think people are hiding something from you.
You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.
TOTAL: 5

So I’m Axel Demyx AND Roxas? SWEET! What would that be? Axemxas? No.. Roxemel … whatever

Pick 12 random Kingdom Hearts characters, and write them here

1. Sora

2. Axel

3. kairi

4. Riku

5. Larxene

6. Demyx

7. Xion

8. cloud

9. Zexion

10. namine

11. Yuffie

12. Roxas

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Demyx and Yuffie NOOOO

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

i don't do hot he''s cute.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

roxas/cloud That won't work =.=

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Zexion: yup he was emo sadly

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Axel/ Demyx O.O no probably not unless they were both Gay.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Larxene/ Zexion or Larxene/ Namine. i would have to go with larxene and Zexion O.O

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Xion walked in on Axel and Roxas doing it? D: ummm she'd be all

Xion: GUYS GET A ROOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Axel: We have one you're just i it.

Xion: *Runs away to burn her eyes out*

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Kairi Namine? WHY GOD!?!?!?!?!? ok

Kairi and Namine are sisters living on destiny islands, one day a mysterious person comes and tries to tear their friendship apart.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Sora/ Cloud, O.O Probably i just never stumbled across it

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Xion/ Roxas. Oh this works nicely! how about... You'll be in my heart?"

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

On My Own hedley,
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Sora, Demyx Roxas O.O

Warning: DON'T READ

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

never?

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (6).

(Sora) and (Xion) are in a happy relationship until (zexion) runs off with (riku) (Sora) Brokenhearted has a hot one-night stand with (Yuffie) and a brief unhappy affair with (roxas) then follows the wise advice of (larxene) and finds true love with (demyx) O.O

5. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Xion and cloud were canon? whats that mean? D:

16) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Riku wanted to de-flower Sora????!!!!!! ACK nothanks

17) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yuffie, i do...

18) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Namine would scream Roxas. i think...

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

NAMINE AND AXEL? EXCUSE ME!?!!?!?!??

20) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

O.O dunno

21) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Riku invites, Kairi and cloud to dinner. Riku hits cloud because he was makeing a move on Kairi and runs away with her to get Sora (yes ik cloud would never do that)

22) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Zexion tries to get Larxene.

23) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Sora or Demyx... probably Sora, he's nicer

24) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

Axel and Xion are makeing out Naimine walks in and is all "Umm...I'll just RUN AWAY!"

28) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Cloud Riku or Zexion... D: i like them all D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: meh probably Riku Zaxion fails at social skills.

Pick 12 random Harry Potter characters, and write them here

1. Hermione

2. Harry

3. Remus Lupin

4. Sirius Black

5. Ron

6. Fred

7. Bellatrix

8. George

9. Draco Malfoy

10. Luna Lovegood

11. Ginny

12. James Potter

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Fred/ Ginny: NO D:

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Meh he’s okay I guess when he was younger but I’m a Lupin person!!! XD

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

James got George… WFTF (what the French toast)

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yup.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Harry and Fred… let me think- NO

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Ron/ Harry or Ron/ Fed? Ron and Harry… O.O YAOI… I don’t mind it though so cool!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Bellatrix walked in on- HOLY COW! Harry and James? Let’s not answer that shall we… moving on…

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Emus and Luna? Umm… Luna Lovegood has been failing Defense Against the Dark Arts for Lupin decides to help her….?? AWKWARD

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Hermione and George… I think I recall one…

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Bella and James… no thanks…

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

OMG! When You’re Gone Avril Lavigne.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Hermione Fed and James…. PLEASE DON’T READ THIS

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Idk long time ago.

12) You have to marry either 8, 4 or 9.

George Draco or Sirius? GEORGE!!!!!!!!!

Question 1: What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite?

Favorite book will have to be the Order of the Phoenix, least is… umm… Half Blood Prince.

Question 2: What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?

See above :D

Question 3: Who is your favorite character?

REMUS LUPIN!

Question 4: Who's Your Favorite Teacher at Hogwarts?

LUPIN!

Question 6: Who is your favorite Death Eater (You-Know-Who included)?

Umm… probably Bellatrix

Question 7: Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student?

I would say Remus but I don’t think this question reefers to Marauders so… LUNA OR HERMIONIE

Question 8: What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?

Gryffindor…. Probably Hufflepuff or Gryffindor…

Question 9: Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?

NO

Question 10: If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?

:D young Remus Lupin

Question 11: Who would be your best friend?

Hmm… probably Ginny, I’m a lot like her…

Question 12: Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?

Dude, this quiz it old, it’s 2012!

Question 13: What is your favorite magical creature?

BUCKBEAK!!!! Ooorrrr…. A dragon… or Fluffy… or Fawks…

Question 15: Would you throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?

YEP

Question 16: What character would you dress up as for Halloween?

Hermionie!!!!

Question 17: How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?

I don’t have one, yet, but I’d buy it…

Question 18: How did you get into Harry Potter?

Can’t remember I just picked one up in first grade and started reading… I could barely hold the book it was heavy for me…

Question 19: What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?

DOESN’T UNDERSTAND Question

Question 20: Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?

Noooo, like the Woman in Black or galaxy Quest?

Question 21: Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beaubatons?

Hogwarts duh

Question 22: What was your favorite Triwizard task?

Hmm…. The first one….:3 dragon…

Question 23: Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?
Git -.-
Question 24: Do you read or write fanfiction?

DUH

Question 25: Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?

Wingardium Leviosaw , or Expecto Patronum

Question 26: What position would you play in Quidditch?

Seeker! XD

Question 27: What was your favorite moment in any of the books?

Any scene with Remus in it…

Question 28: What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?

None, one I wish didn’t happen is Remus’s and Tonks’s deaths

Question 29: Would you join the DA?

Hell yeah!

Question 30: Do you think You-Know-Who has EVER had a girlfriend?

Probably, I mean he was supposed to be good looking yes?

Question 31: What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?
Luna :D

Question 33: What would your pet be?

Either a cat or a owl

Question 34: If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?

The Weasley’s

Question 35: Which Hallow would you most like to have?

hmm… CLOAK

Question 36: What is your favorite Horcrux?

Am I suppose to have a favorite D; okay ummm… let me think…

I have thought about this long and hard and have concluded that my fav is… the Diadem

Question 37: Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?

YES! Snape, Snape, Sever Snape, Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE

Question 38: What would your patronus be?

A falcon or a dolphin (EDIT: i now have NO IDEA)

Question 39: What would be your animagus form?

I would want to be… WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO CHOOSE!? D: a hippogriff.. That was I can run AND fly WHAT NOW!?

Question 40: Who is your favorite Marauder?

REMUS!!!!!!!!

Question 41: If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?
Quality Quiddage Suplies

Question 42: Favorite member of the Black family?

SIRIUS!!!!

Question 43: Favorite member of the Weasley family?

George XD LOVE LOVE LOVE GOERGE

Question 44: Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?

Cedric or Harry

Question 45: Who is your favorite actor in the films?

Emma Watson

Question 46: (insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here).

No comment…

Question 47: What would you wear to the Yule Ball?

A dress? Or Jeans and a T-shirt

Question 48: How many times have you read the series?

A lot

Question 49: Who is your favorite couple?

Hmm…. Let me thi- REMUS AND TONKS!

Question 50: Did you like this survey?

It was cool, I guess…

I has been recently Discovered that i am a HUGE Parle Productions fan XD especially Demyx Time... like my fav quote...

Demyx: What's that *pokes jar*

Vexen: !! Three rules while you're here. You do not talk, You do not cross THIS LINE and you most certainly do not touch this.

Demyx: So i can't do this? *crosses line and poked jar*

Vexen: AKFGUBEGILT!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID ALL THREE THINGS AT ONCE! Not only Did you talk! Not ONLY did you, Cross THIS line... but you touched this... get out...

Demyx: no- no i'm sorry

Vexen: Get. Out.

Demyx: D:

Vexen:... Oh look a spider...

Demyx: WHERE *Runs*

Vexen: Oh shit a spider!

Meh ehe he i've also developed a attraction to AMNESIA THE DARK DESCENT! Best Video game ever. Besides Kingdom Hearts...

While boarding a plane a old woman discovers she is to sit next to a tall black man, and calls for a attendant.

"How could you make me sit with such filth!" the woman exclaimed, then demanded she be move immediately. The flight attendant walked away, coming back a moment later with a grin.

"We have a seat available in first class, and of course, we would hate for you to sit next to such scum!: said the attendant while everyone gasped and frowned. The flight attendant turned to the black man, "which is why, sir, if you would grab our bags and follow me to first class."

Everyone cheered, and the black man was given a free of charge flight.

Being racist is stupid. If you agree spread this story, it's a true one!

Name: LeAnn

Nickname(s): Don't really have one, Axel i guess

Preferred Name: LeAnn

Birthday: unknown month on unknown day in 1998

Age: 14

Occupation: Meaning?
Hometown: LA

Personal:

Orientation: ME...seriously though?

Marital status: too young

Are you a virgin?: you need to know because?

Family: Sister, Dad, Grandma

Friends: my friends are my friends...?

BEST Friend: Can't decide

Pets: kitteh

Enemies: GIRLS WHO ARE STUPID AND BOYS WHO ARE JERKS nuff said

Favorite...:
Food: anything sweet

Drink: Soda

Color: RED

Holiday: Christmas

Movie: Avengers

TV Show: big bang theory

Book: can't decide at the moment

Song: It's My LifeBon Jovi

Restaurant: idk

Vacation Spot: CALI

Animal: Icatz

Place you've visited: california

Thing to do: sleep

Weapon: Chakrams

Least Favorite...:

Food: hm...onions

Drink: dunno, don't care

Color: yellow or bright green

Holiday: like em all

Movie: anything cheesy

TV Show: Soapies

Book: ...The Red Pony

Song: anything One Direction, JB, or rap

Restaurant: dunno

Vacation Spot: why would o go vacation somewhere if i don't like the place?

Animal: D: um...spiders???

Place you've visited: idk

Thing to do: homework

Weapon: spears

Have you ever...:

Committed a crime: no

Killed someone: NO

Been kidnapped: Not literally...it wouldn't be defined as kidnapped

Held hostage: isn't that the same as the above? No? then no

Been sexually abused/assaulted: no

Punched someone: many a time

Kidnapped someone else: yos >:3 on a game...sorry...that COUNTS right?

Held someone hostage: no

Been Punched: yis

Lied: everyone has

Been lied to: yeah

Been compromised: ???

Rescued someone: from?

Been rescued: again; from?

Been involved in a threesome: STFU what's wrong with this test!?

Been raped: -.- no

Raped someone else: no

Been to jail: NO

Experienced an emotional sickness (Such as Post Traumatic Stress Disorder): yeah

Avenged someone you've lost: no?

Lost someone close to you: yeah

Gotten lost: mhm

Contemplated suicide: mhm

Cried during a movie: mhm

Been traumatized: mhm

Been in a dangerous situation: mhm

Entered a talent show: nuuh

Won the lottery: nu uh

Been hospitalized: mhm

Been scared: mhm

Dressed in drag:?

This or That:

Pepsi or Coke: coke

Chocolate or Vanilla: both

Cake or Apple: apple shaped cake

Paper or Plastic: cardboard >:)

Rain or Snow: rain

To-MAH-to or to-MAY-to: potahtoe >:D biolemmashemstickeminastew

Hamburger or Hot Dog: both, at once LIKEABOSS

Musical or Monologue: none

Plane or Road Trip: plane

Soup or Salad: depends how i'm feeling

Fries or Biscuits: fries

Bath or shower: shower

Republican or Democrat: independant

Who/What/Where/When/Why: (like that song from spy kids?)

Who is your role model?: Kellyjane/Tealpirate

Who would you kill for food if stuck on a deserted island?: anything edible?

What would you do for a klondike bar?: i would travel ALL THE WAY to my freezer

What would you do if someone held your loved one hostage and will kill them if you don't help them detonate a nuclear bomb?: ..hmm...in the dead of night...i grab some previsions...hijack one of those-longboats, and ROW BACK TO SPAIN

When was your first kiss?: \does it matter?

What would you do if pie ruled the world?: A slice of freaking PIE?

Where would you go if all of your friends and family turn against you: hell

What was the scariest thing that ever happened to you?: i've...been left alone with a drunkie

Why did you take this survey?: i'm bored, and it's in school so I'm breaking the rules

What is the meaning of life?: IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE THAT YOU TIRED

What is your deepest darkest secret?: ...there IS a pint to a secret

Where do babies come from?: mommies

What is the most ironic thing that ever happened to you?: Me: dont' roll your eyes at me

her: shut it

Me; *eye roll*

IDK at all

What is your biggest fear: SPIDEH

What is the most exciting thing that ever happened to you?: dunno

What was your most embarrassing moment?: not tellin

What are your thoughts on...

Premarital sex: No answer

Drugs: terrible

Alcohol: drunk people die

Smoking: sad

Global Warming: not all or fault

Homosexuality: i like homosexuals, my idols are

Racism: worthless

Incest: ...

God: Is...god?

Would you...:

Kill someone in self-defense?: yeah

Kill someone to protect your loved one?: YEAH

Fight even while sick or seriously injured?: sure


Sell your soul to protect your loved one?:mhm

Give life-lessons to little ones?: naw

Avenge someone close to you?: sure

Right now...:

What are you listening to?: school sounds

What are you wearing?: clothes

What are you eating?: nothing

What is the closest item near you?: this keyboard

What is the first thing you see that's red: my friends hat pikachu, she's wearing it and i'm sitting behind her

List your twelve favorite Full Metal Alchemist Characters in no particular order:

1) Edward Elric

2) Alphonse

3) Izumi (teacher)

4) ENVY

5) Gluttony

6) Wrath (2003 anime)

7) Lust

8) Riza Hawkeye

9) Winry

10) Sloth (2003 anime)

11) Roy Mustang

12) Maes Hughes

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Wrath/Roy

…NO TTT

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

GAAHHHH!!!!! ENVY IS MY FAVORITE HE’S SO COOL!!! So, yes, very, too much

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant.

Maes/Riza

…Maes wouldn’t, he loves his family too much *coughRizawouldtopanyway*

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?.

Winry

Sure

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Al/Wrath

NO

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

O.O Gluttony and-no just-neither

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Lust walks in on Al and Maes… guh…my minds

8 Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

*whimper* no

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Ed/Rize, most likely, I never looked for one

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

Hmm Lust/Maes.

Surprise Friend?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Envy to de-flower Edward…

YAOI MUCH idk, envy would defiantly top though, just saying

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Dunnidon’tcare

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

no

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Al/Envy/Gluttony

IEHT:OVY:O*VYYSOIGJWO*$&TY{*$YT$W*Y{TWUIY:TNO

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

NO IDEA

16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

OHHHHHH I don’t know, lemme think for a moment…hmm..FighterChristina Agulera

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Well, if it was just Ed/Wrath it would work, because they don’t get along, but throw maes in and things get awkward VERY AWKWARD, eh'd be all: what chu doing kid!?

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Sloth on Al….fahking pedophile…not answering


Well that was interesting, I'm updating my profile from school guys! Aren't you so proud of me :3 anyway, i guess i have nothing more to say as of the moment...no...

No, i can't think of anything, so i guess i'll stop typing...

BUT I'M BORED

As of now I'm THIS close to getting my first 100 reviewed story, and it's driving me crazy to only have 99...tis a sad moment. I'll look back at what i'm writing in a few months and wonder why the hell i was doing this at school. AHA

1. Do you snore?
No…I think not

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?

lover of fighting?

3. What's your worst fear?

SPIDERS

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
As a kid, were you this questiony? Yes, i was

5. What do you think of "reality" tv?

None of it's real

6. Do you chew on your straws?
sometimeeeesss

7. Were you a cute baby?
Yeah, actually. I'd show you a picture, but i don't' wanna

8. Is the single life for you?
PSH it's a PIRATES life for me

9. What colour is your keyboard?
This quiz was made by someone in teh UK, just saying, the way color is spelt i mean. It's black btw

10. Do your sing in the shower?
Yeah

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
I wish

12. Any secret talents?
yeah. That's a secret though

13. What's your ideal vacation spot?
London England

14. Can you swim?
*drowns* yes.

I kid, i can, i'm a great swimmer

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
...no

17. Do you care about the ozone?
sure

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
758

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
Dunno, z y x w v u...t s r...q...YES I CAN GEE TT no i can't

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
mhm

21. Are you a single child?
nu

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
which one's around?

23. What's your stand on hunting?
HUNT IF YOU NEED TO. IF YOU'RE GONNA USE ALL TEH ITEMS IT COMES WITH INCLUDING SKIN

24. Is marriage in your future?
better well as hell be

25. Do you like your handwriting?
NO

26. What are you allergic to?
nothing-you

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you'?
this morning, to my cat

28. Is Tupac still alive?
...sure...?

29. Do you cry at weddings?
no

30. How do you like your eggs?
not scrambled

31. Are blondes dumb?
no, i was blonde

32. Where does the other sock end up?
on the floor

33. What time is it?
7:55

4. Do you have a nickname?
Axel, Italy, LeeLee, Loki

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
no TT

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
today

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
showers

38. Is Santa Claus real?
Figuratively. He's nto a fat guy that wanders into your house, he's the spirit of Christmas. He's what makes the holidays jolly for little kids. He's symbolic i think.

39. Do you like having your neck kissed?
NO GO AWAY

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
no

41. What are you addicted to?
COMPUTER I LOVE YOU

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
creamy

43. Can you crack your neck?
*cracks neck* yup

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
no

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
...none?

46. Is drug free the way to be?
YEAH

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
i wish

48. What colour are your eyes?
Hazel

boring

freaking

hazel
50. Do you like your life?
yeah

51. Who's better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
dunnoooo

52. Are you psychic?
yes. Yes i am, for instance, after you read this answer you're going to keep reading, unless you try to prove me wrong, in which case you will grin to yourself or mentally and read the question above, perhaps go to another page.

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
no

54. Do you play any instruments?
*strums guitar*

55. Have you ever stolen money?
i found 20 bucks on the floor of home depot, does that count?

56. Can you snowboard?
yeah dude! Yesterday i went up to Bridger Bowl adn -NO I CAN'T OKAY!?!?!??!

57. Do you like camping?
YEAHHH

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
sometimes

59. Do you believe in magic?
in a young girls heart, how the music can free her, whenever it starts.

60. Are dogs a man's best friend?:
NU

61. You believe in divorce?
do YOU want to be stuck with abusive spouse all lifetime?

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
i can sure as hell try, hang on.

I have concluded that i can't do the moonwalk

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
yaeh lkie smotemes wtih speeling and stoof

64. Is it cold outside today?
yeah

65. What was the last thing you ate?
PRINGLES

66. Do you wear nail polish?
NOOOO

67. Have you ever been kissed?
...no

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
uhhh

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
no, i'm italia *holds up mustache* ha

70. Favourite song at the moment?
buuuhhhhhhhh--treasure flyleaf

71. Do you like your job?
i at school

72. Do you like your classes in school?
sure

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
...black, burnt and black like my heart

74. Do you like these surveys?
yeah

75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The Secrets You Keep by Lolita Lolly Lips reviews
Feliciano and Ludwig may have just met, but they are very quickly becoming the best of friends. However, Ludwig can't help but feel as though there's something Feliciano is keeping from him. No matter where he is, the young Italian seems to get special treatment. He also seems to hate it. Will Ludwig be able to figure it all out in time?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,658 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 12/21/2012 - [Germany, N. Italy]
Alla Famiglia! by Tawariell Saerwen reviews
Sundays have always been important to both Italy and Romano. It was the one day out of the week they spent time together. What they did together has never been shared to both Germany and Spain and they have never been included. A scheme has been devised to find out how the Italy Brothers spend their time together which may soon jeopardize their relationships. GerIta and Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 220,502 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 8/26/2012 - [N. Italy, Germany] [S. Italy/Romano, Spain]
The Game by Lolita Lolly Lips reviews
1. There is no way out, so don't even try. 2. The madness will twist your mind until you will fall victim to the corruption. 3. The winner is the last man standing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,558 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 9/3/2012 - N. Italy, Germany
The Danish Slaughterhouse by IntraSule reviews
At Mathias's insistent begging, the rest of the Nordic Five decide to go visit this "new, bigger, totally badass" mansion of his and spend some vacation there. But the stay might not be as pleasant as Mathias had let on... I don't own Hetalia or the characters used in this. Trigger warning: Rape.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,348 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Denmark, Norway
Playing With The Enemy by PurpleUnicornK reviews
Max Has to deal with the fact that her worst enemy is in her life 24/7. She can't stand the fact that he is her best friends brother, He's in almost all her classes, her lover in the play, and he's her math tutor. Will she give up or go with the flow? Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,782 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Max, Fang
Reunion by Orpah reviews
After WWII, Norway, Denmark and Iceland are reunited. Drabble, Fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Feli by MegaAnimeFreak7 reviews
Ludwig (Germany) is walking home after buying food at a nearby grocery store when he witnesses a young Italian named Feliciano Vargas (Italy) about to be raped. What does he do? You've gotta read to find out! XD ENJOY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,552 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Bésame Mucho by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Lovino Vargas only ever wanted something exciting to happen in his boring, everyday Italian village existence. He never expected war, Resistance, love, passion, treason, or a cheerful, confusing, irritatingly attractive Spanish freedom fighter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,222 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Iceland's licorice by Thousnelda reviews
Little Iceland loves his licorice, and so does Denmark who likes to take his licorice in the name of "helping the kid learn to share." What will Norway do about this? Later in the present, Iceland still loves his licorice very much, but can that be a bad thing? Some fluffiness for three of the Nordics
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Forgetful Apology by Indigo Code reviews
Wheatley is back on Earth. And he only has one thing on his mind, apologizing to his only friend. But when he finally meets her, she doesn't remember anything. Chell is then determined to recollect her hidden memories with the clumsy imbecile. And GLaDOS decides she needs a little 'change' in her life, and by change, I mean subject Blue and Orange to a 'totally humane' experiment.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 56,949 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - [Chell, Wheatley] GLaDOS
Stalemate resolved by horrorboyify reviews
What was Chell thinking during the final battle with Wheatley? what would have happened if the stalemate button wasn't booby trapped?
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
Picture Perfect by Orpah reviews
Taking home videos is hard when the subject can't distinguish between a 'picture camera' and a 'movie camera.' Little Iceland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Iceland, Denmark, Norway - Complete
Stuff Denmark Says by Orpah reviews
Denmark curses when he stubs his toe. Iceland is not amused. Little Iceland, rated for cursing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Iceland, Denmark - Complete
Cookies and Drawings by Robins Egg reviews
Little Iceland and Denmark fluff. Nothing special. No real plot, just what my brain comes up with right after an SOL. One cuss word.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Denmark, Iceland - Complete
Iceland loses a Tooth by Robins Egg reviews
Little Iceland loses his first tooth and Denmark doesn't help make things easier... My first story on here!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Iceland - Complete
Baby Bites by Orpah reviews
Iceland is only a baby when he first comes to live with Norway and Denmark. Denmark finds this brings its own challenges... and rewards. Little Iceland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Denmark, Iceland, Norway - Complete
Home is the Heart by Sukuangtou reviews
Emil, Lukas and Matthias are stray nekos trying to survive on the streets. But when the youngest brother falls ill they have no choice but to seek help from Neko International Control, even if it means they may never see each other again. Modern AU and human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,935 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Iceland, Norway, Denmark
Relapse by The Rain In Reykjavik reviews
"The stories may be different, but the end result is the always the same." Driven into a depression, the Nordic Countries have turned to the most destructive ways to get out of it. Rated M for rape, as well as lemons later on. Warning: Incest and yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,494 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Norway, Iceland
What's Your Name? by orangegirl8 reviews
Norway meets little Iceland for the first time. Fluffy. Hinted DenNor, but nothing mature.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Building Towers by Shadowdemon321 reviews
Norway comes home to find Denmark and Iceland playing. Bad summary. Oneshot. Little!Iceland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
My Scars by suika1021 reviews
Emil has a secret. A secret that can threaten his brotherly bond with Lukas, and his life. But it's hard to keep it a secret if it's scarred on your arms. Until he meets a boy that may help him. IcelandxHong Kong
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,622 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Iceland, Hong Kong
Healing by SparkKnight2 reviews
(Norway and Iceland brotherly fluff) Iceland is sick due to a volcano and Norway comes to help, Iceland contemplates his feelings of be alone. Rated for slight gore and nudity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Meet the Family by Sukuangtou reviews
Norway introduces baby Iceland to Finland, Sweden and Denmark for the first time. Short one-shot. Slight fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sweden, Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Cuddles at midnight by Sukuangtou reviews
A small one-shot. Baby Iceland is crying desperately for his older brother, his protector. Fluff!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Iceland, Norway, Ladonia - Complete
The Prince and His Servant by Ikarai reviews
A world where Homunculi are servants and slaves to humans; Edward is given a homunculus as his own servant and protector. Before long, love begins to grow between the two. But the world is a hostile place, where loving a homunculus is a tabboo. AU, EnvyXEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,638 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Edward E., Envy
Shades of Innocence by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Feliciano Vargas was just a man in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sent down for a crime he didn't commit; Italy meets and falls for a German inmate who is imprisoned for life for an unspeakable crime. An unlikely bond is formed between these two and Feliciano discovers that there's more to this heartless criminal than meets the eye. Gerita, USUK, Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,302 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
From the Mouths of Babes by Orpah reviews
Apparently, Iceland has picked up a new word from Denmark. Little Iceland, Rated for Language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Denmark, Iceland - Complete
Apple Tree House by Lolita Lolly Lips reviews
They'd been moved around from care home to care home since they were seven years old. Feliciano hadn't spoken a word since that day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 56,336 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Scarred by brattyteenagewerewolf reviews
time passes and wounds slowly heal. but sometimes they form scars. eight years later Ludwig and Feliciano are only just starting to learn that one can't escape the past no matter how much one wants to. sequel to 'tainted', mentions of rape, substance abuse, violence etc
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,814 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Headless by Orpah reviews
Iceland has been behaving differently around Denmark for the past day or so, and Denmark isn't sure why. Little!Iceland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Denmark, Iceland - Complete
Secrets Unkept by Fanged reviews
Maximum Ride is new to school. She meets Nudge, Ella, Iggy, and Gazzy, and Fang, the instantly become friends. But, when Max and Fang look like they might really get together, Max has to spill her secret: she's being abused. T for violence and language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 42,175 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Max, Fang
Catch Perfect by George deValier reviews
AU. When Berwald loses everything he is forced to move into a share house with an insane Dane, a sociopathic Norwegian, an unfathomable Icelander and a perfect Finn who makes it all worth putting up with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,415 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Blue, White, Red by George deValier reviews
Human AU. 1777; The American Revolutionary War. Three times, American rebel Alfred Jones meets British soldier Arthur Kirkland. One blue; one white; one red.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 3949 - Favs: 5,296 - Follows: 2,352 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Hunting a Killer by bloody.silver.soul reviews
Alec Lightwood is the most wanted man alive. lucky for him though, nobody knows what he looks like. Magnus Bane is assigned to find out why he does what he does. but when he finds out, will he still want to bring the criminal to justice?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,355 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Keep Smiling Through by George deValier reviews
'We'll Meet Again' mini-sequel. Keep smiling through, just like you always do; 'til the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away! USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 250 - Published: 6/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Win you over by MiscellaneousTopics reviews
Edward Elric has known Envy since freshmen year but never had the guts to say anything. Will things be different now? Can Edward win over his Envy? Edvy Edward and Envy Yaoi shonen-ai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,892 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Edward E., Envy
The Fight for Iceland by riolusaura reviews
When the Nordics meet Iceland, they all adore the small child. However when Sweden and Finland want to leave with him, Denmark and Norway will fight to the death for the small nation. Who will claim him, or is there a third party waiting to strike?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,344 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Iceland
Friendship is Magicaly Immortal by bloody.silver.soul reviews
The shadowhunter teens w/ Simon and Magnus threw a party. Maryse got mad. Magnus tried a spell to make her forget. Spell went wrong. The six ended up in Ponyville. How will they get home? T for language and some suggestive themes
Crossover - My Little Pony & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012
The Thistle Emperor by The Tox reviews
!DISCONTINUED! AU. The spoiled Jia-Long/Hong Kong always gets what he wants; including people. When he finds the unwilling prince Egill/Iceland he decides that he's next on his long list of wants. Forced crossdressing, violence, humiliation. A love story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,989 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Hong Kong, Iceland
Sleep, Little Bird by George deValier reviews
Human AU. Tino, Berwald and Peter are the perfect family. Things like this don't happen to people like them. But when they do, how are they supposed to accept it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Chasing An Empty Dream by jmp22895 reviews
Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,252 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Svi by Orpah reviews
Iceland is suddenly showing affection towards Sweden. The bespectacled nation is not entirely sure why, at first... Little!Iceland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Iceland, Sweden - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 4,199 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Your Guardian Angel by YukiSkye reviews
Ludwig liked his normal life. So when someone showed up proclaiming he’s his guardian angel, he promptly slammed the door in his face. Too bad he's going to have to deal with him anyway. In-depth summary inside, LudwigxFeliciano, AlfredxArthur
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,886 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Bræður by Orpah reviews
Brothers don't kiss on the lips. Little!Iceland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
And a Pinch to Grow an Inch by Orpah reviews
It's Iceland's birthday. So why is he so unhappy? Little!Iceland oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Chubby by Orpah reviews
When Denmark offends Iceland, the tot hides under the cabinet, and Denmark can't get him out. Little!Iceland oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Iceland, Denmark - Complete
Hello Hurricane by Lady Charity reviews
Sequel to "Táncol?" Elizaveta, Ludwig, Francis, and Antonio are forced to watch Gilbert slowly fade away every day. Chapter 18: "This is where the healing begins."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,311 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Stay With You by George deValier reviews
Germany lies defeated and alone in the aftermath of the Battle of Berlin... but not everyone has abandoned him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Ice, Ice Baby! by Orpah reviews
Just a little drabble about Little!Iceland, Denmark and Norway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Iceland, Denmark - Complete
When Pasta Is To Blame by FroggyFran reviews
Maybe Romano and Feliciano are even more alike than we thought. GermanyxN.Italy SpainxS.Italy MPREG full lemon in later chapters fourshot -First Hetalia, please go easy-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,908 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Bus Tickets by Sabaku No Natsuo reviews
Traveling by bus can have it's perks. For example, a thin blond boy attaching himself to you...eventual KuroFai
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,220 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Kurogane, Fai
Sleep, Baby, Sleep by Cheetah Goddess reviews
Germany was used to waking up with Italy in his bed. But this was certainly new. Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
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A Parle Productions Story reviews
A fanfiction story about Parle Productions. Featured from Jenn and Kelly's points of views. When they happen to run into some rather evil men, a series of bad luck follow the couple as they move through life. Read to see what THAT means! Rated for swearing, yaoi, suggestive themes, drinking. yuri and generally everything
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 58 - Words: 220,878 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012
Servant of Evil reviews
Lovino and Feliciano were separated from each other at a young age. Lovino lived with his grandpa in the Kingdom of Italy, while Feliciano was taken to Austria with the kind Elizaveta and the strict Roderich. There he meets a blonde boy named Ludwig, and unbeknownst to him, his world crashes. A/U where countries all have monarchy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,345 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain
Werewolf bravery reviews
When Remus Lupin is bitten by a werewolf he struggles to fit in, now at Hogwarts that may change, all when he meets three certain people that will change his life. But Remus is haunted by thoughts of what would happen if his new friends find out about his...problem...and what's the deal with their Defense against the Dark arts teacher? Review please no flaming!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,191 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Remus L.
Not Forgotten reviews
After getting out of Aperture Chell needs to find a way to survive in the real world. She has no money, and can't speak. She has a very vague memory of her life, but high spirits. Yet she misses Wheatley, when she gets a place to stay with strangers her life goes out of control again. Better Summary Inside.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Chell, Wheatley
Kingdom Hearts: Building in the Dark reviews
Set after KHII directly. Sora, Riku and Kairi have returned to the islands, but all all haunted by thoughts of darkness, and dreams of Kingdom Hearts. When they receive a message from the king merely days of peace later everyone in launched into a new journey. With the aid of new friends can the three prosper?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,462 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Sora, Kairi
The Lost Warrior reviews
Jayfeather, Lionblaze and Dovewing must journey to find a cat whose peace has been disturbed, continue of the series
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012
Forgive and Forget reviews
When the new neighbors move next to Max, deadly accidents follow. But why does Max feel closer to a certain dark haired boy? All-Human...well at least no wings, first story too so be nice
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Max, Fang