Author has written 6 stories for Secrets series, Maximum Ride, and Sisters Grimm.
I frickin hate writing profiles. why? It's stalker-ish! why do you people care how old i am, or where i live, or what my name is??? whatever. So, i'm obviously not gonna tell you people my real name, so you can call me clementine. TAKE THAT EMILY! I OWNED UP TO MY NICKNAME! yeah, my friend and i have this insult thing going on where we call each other fruit names. she's cherry. anyway...I am a huuuuuuge shipper of fax, amian, puckabrina, and cass-yoji. cookies to you if you know what series these are from. especially cass-yoji.
So, i went back and read my profile. And then i realized something. IT WAS WAAAAY INCREDIBLY SHORT. so, to fill up space, and i am going to give a list of all the things you can do if life gives you lemons (and no, not fanfiction lemons, because fanfiction lemons are just *shudders*) so here were go. If life gives you lemons.
If life gives you lemons:
~make lemonade (BOOOOR-IIIIIING!)
~wing em right back and add a few of your own
~make orange juice. then let the world sit back and wonder how you did it.
~burn lifes house down
~tell the blind kid it's candy
And just FYI, if any of you discover smileyfang's (blue's) incredibly amazing profile and you happen to be drinking milk and you read the line about having a book that you hit yourself in the face with, just remember. THAT IS MY LINE THAT THAT MORON STOLE FROM ME.
By the way, I absolutely, positively, is a must put my all time favorite quote on here. Then I'll shut up. I promise.
"If I ever meet the jerk who did this, I'll have a few choice words to say to him. Such as "YOU." and "ARE." and "A JERK!!!" ~Patrick Starr
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