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Joined 03-21-03, id: 358689, Profile Updated: 08-10-09
Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Song of the Lioness, Harry Potter, Stargate: SG-1, and Blood Ties.

Urg. Haven't been here in ages. Ok, here's the scoop. I'm an 22 year old female-type person. I rarely write or read fanfiction anymore, but I still get the occasional review here which suggests people are still reading (and hopefully enjoying) my fics. Therefore, I will leave them up, but don't hold your breath for anything new. I tend to wander around livejournal more than here, but I'm here now so I guess I should update my profile.

My main fandom used to be Tamora Pierce's Tortall and I shipped just about any unusual pairing (the slashier the better) then I moved onto onto Harry Potter, mostly because there are lots of unusual pairing fics. I mostly ship puppies, but I like a good Tonks/Remus or even a Snupin every now and then. And Remus/Bill is really actually kind of great. Now I'm exploring the wonderful world of Stargate SG-1 but I've only seen the first couple seasons so far. Now I've rediscovered my love of vampires so I'm burning my way through whatever I can find (except Twilight shudder).

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One Last Bid by Raven.Mac reviews
Approximately one year post Deep Dark. Vicki finds herself talked into a cruise. But of course it's not your ordinary escape from reality.
Blood Ties - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,681 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Vicki N., Henry F.
In Plain Sight by Luinlothana reviews
Maybe sometimes it takes failing sight to see what you have in front of you?
Blood Ties - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
EVERYWHERE by longlostnite reviews
Work hard, play hard.
Blood Ties - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Hungry Eyes by idealistic.realism reviews
First Blood Ties fic, from an idea that just wouldn't leave me alone. Vicki goes to Henry's condo to find him listening to some music for inspiration. Will Vicki finally see what's been hiding in Henry's eyes the whole time?
Blood Ties - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Rebirthday Surprises by Elmy reviews
Vicki visits Henry on the anniversary of the day he was turned, with the intention of giving him a very special gift. M Rating - adults only. COMPLETE.
Blood Ties - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Vicki N., Henry F. - Complete
When the Sun Sets by Elmy reviews
Set post 'Deep Dark'. Vicki tries desperately to prevent Henry from leaving. One Shot. Complete.
Blood Ties - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Vicki N., Henry F. - Complete
Vampire Bear by Grave Tidings reviews
Sequel to the first season episode Gifted, opening directly after the last scene. Vicki is upset, and Henry offers comfort.
Blood Ties - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
With Vision Cleared by modernbard reviews
Its been two weeks since their confrontation with Bacchus and something is bothering Xena.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Xena, Gabrielle - Complete
Chained by Kimra reviews
If fate had not been kind, if Daine had not escaped the hunters of Snowsdale, things could have been different...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,374 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Tortall, Tortall
Taking Care by ubiquitous girl reviews
Kalasin of Conte must leave for Carthak and says goodbye to those she loves. Warning - slash and incest.
Trickster series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
Cavall Chaos by Sirynta reviews
Kel and Wyl get together, through an unusual course of events. I hate summaries, the story is so much better than what I could fit into this teensy little space. Don't let the chapters scare you! Come read it! (KW)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,753 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
Culture Shock! by EE's Skysong reviews
The Xmen are outcasts in a normal world. What happens when they end up in one full of magic, monarchs, and knights? Xmen EvoTortall crossover. Very mixed up and strange. A tagfic I'm doing with EE Diamond.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,510 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Tortall - Complete
Another Way by malvagita reviews
AU, takes place during Emperor Mage. One-shot. Daine is harmed when the Emperor takes more notice in her than he should.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
A Rainy Day by Maxie Fonseca reviews
A rainy day could only mean an irritated Lady Knight, a humourous sergeant, an unsuspecting Knight Commander, an idiot knight, and a conniving best friend. KelDom Completed!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
Two Daughters by Alone in the Desert reviews
A series of fluffy ficlets centering around one very sweet and slightly unlikely couple. Femmeslash
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Tortall
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. Sirius and Remus play games in the dark (nothing suss yet) that has some interesting consequences. Once again, I state SLASH, so if it's not your ship, get off. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Declaration by Himura Seraphina reviews
One-shot set after Revelations; yet another step in Daine and Numair's relationship. Rating for sexual content.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Tortall - Complete
The Arrangement by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius isn't gay. Neither is Remus. They just happen to be sleeping together a lot. Obviously, this contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Remember by JWizB reviews
Men-In-The-Moon, charred wood, shadowlight... Lalasa has a wonderful memory.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Tortall
Narcissus Petals by shattered amethyst reviews
I'm really not sure if it should be PG or PG13, so I'll be safe. A response to the SFF challenge from the Dancing Dove. Do not read if you are terribly and horribly against slash. Otherwise, please R&R
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2004
Parting by Starchild524 reviews
At her brother's imminent death, Alanna must confront her demons and his. AT. SFF.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2004
Don't let the Gods Interfere by Spice reviews
Bonjour! COMPLETE Replaces the ending of ROTG. Daine's blood has been disturbed by her visit to the Divine Realms. The consequnces are drastic, but what about Numair? (plot exists!)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,520 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/10/2004 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Wyldon of Cavall by Quatre-sama reviews
Part of The Dancing Dove's VSD challenge, this is the very secret diary of Lord Wyldon during the book Squire
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Wyldon - Complete
A Pocket Full of Rye by coral dragon reviews
This takes place as if ROTG never took place, starting from the time Daine gets unicorn fever. So how do DN realise they're in love? R for later chapters DN
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,046 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Tortall, Tortall
Same Ol', Same Ol' by Fugitive reviews
Does anyone notice that, more or less, all the same plots and pairings are written over and over again? Here's a short sweet summary of them!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003
The Facts of Life by Maybe the Moon reviews
Harry is given 'The Talk,' by the only two people who could. Mild slashy undertones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
In the Morning by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius is frightened of thunderstorms. Remus is there. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Spades by Utsusemi reviews
Final Chapter in! In return for 'accidentally' stealing from George, Audrie, also known as the Ace of Spades, is forced to sneak into the palace disguised as a court lady. Stealing of loincloths enclosed. Note: I had to change it to PG13 due to violence
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,426 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2003 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Complete
Song of the Lioness by oldstuff reviews
Just a song-fic that popped into my head and made me crack up with laughter when I finally wrote it down.Rated PG just to be safe;it's my version of SK8er Boi(by Avril Lavigne)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/12/2003
The Fluffy Files by HilsK reviews
A selection of episodes from the show twisted to give them a happy B/S ending
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 304,017 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 6/19/2001 - Buffy S., Spike
The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
To Be Detained by Silindro reviews
Aragorn is late for council. One guess as to who is keeping him, and why he's being kept.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/23/2003 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
The Lady Rogue by shang-wombat reviews
(*CHAPTER 8 *)*I know, I suck @ summaries! It's more or less about one of our favourite nobles' younger sis + her career aspirations!! Please R&R!!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/22/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002
Musical Chairs by mmmspike reviews
**COMPLETE (with epilogue)!**Season 4 AU fic; Spike's still tied up in the chair and Buffy is stuck vamp-sitting. Sweet, Spuffy fluff. Please, read and review for more.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,971 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Rebound by Cami of Queenscove reviews
Kel's having some problems getting over Cleon. When she goes to her former knight-master, Raoul, for some comfort, she finds more than she bargained for-and finds just the person that might be able to help her get over Cleon. Chap 10 finally up!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,580 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2002 - Published: 7/26/2002
A Little Filk by Shadowlight reviews
Tortallan Rhapsody, The Battle Hymn of the Tortallan Pages, various hoedowns... I thought all this was pretty hot shi - er, stuff when I wrote it but now I'm not so sure, so read at your peril...they should have a category called 'rhyming crap' coz this d
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2001
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Allow Me reviews
Henry finally has Vicki where he wants her, and if he's careful he can keep her there long enough to give them what they both want. Kinda fluffy, first chapter is hard T now but will go up in chapter two or three.
Blood Ties - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Daniel Jackson and the Stargate of Doom reviews
Daniel Jackson finds himself on a different version of earth than the one he's familiar with, and has to battle Nazis, snakes and other deadly adversaries in order to find the gate and get home. Daniel Jackson/Indiana Jones crossover slashfic.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/25/2008 - D. Jackson
Confession reviews
Remus remembers. Tonks helps.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hers reviews
Drabble, rated for kinkyness but has no graphic content. Someone visits Alanna while she's asleep. Kudos to you if you figure out who before the end.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Tortall
Coming Out reviews
Yes it's a MarySue. Yes, there is slash, yes there is femslash. No, I'm not ashamed even though I really should be. SiriusRemus, SiriusOC, OCOC, OCSnape
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/21/2005
Under Her Nose reviews
Kel has been ordered to take a vacation and at her welcome back party a very... interesting occurence takes place. Rating for sexual stuff. COMPLETE
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,740 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Avast Maty! reviews
Warning! Self insertion Mary-Sue! A couple girls get kidnapped by pirates, blah, blah, blah. Rating might change in future.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2003 - Published: 10/5/2003
You can keep Nothing from your Servants reviews
A servant overhears a conversation between Arwen and Aragorn
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2003 - Arwen U., Aragorn