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Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Doctor Who, Hunger Games, Supernatural, Young Justice, Walking Dead, and Death Note.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.


CATALUNYA INDEPENDENT!!!


FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), mewmewgodess (Canada), AUehara (Brasil), Alurax (USA), TaekwondoAssKicking (USA-Spain)


Hetalian's Pledge

I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.
I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.
I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.
I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.
I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.
I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.
I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.
I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.
I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.
I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.
I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.
I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.
I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.
I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.
I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.
I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.
I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.
I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.
I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.
I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.
I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.
I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays.
I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.
I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.
I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.
I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.
I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.
I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.
I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).
I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.
I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.
I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.
I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.
I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."
Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian.
Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit!
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Manga: My anti-drug… because when you're addicted to manga, how can you possibly afford drugs?


Anime has raised my standards too high for real men.


"The trouble with fiction is that it makes too much sense. Reality never makes sense." -Unknown


If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you can spend 5 hours reading in one sitting, post this to your profile.

If you have tripped over a flat surface, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have fallen UP the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.

If you've ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Merlin obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who who get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this.

If you've ever had a dream and forgotten what it was about before the dream even ended, copy and paste

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If you wished you had magic so that whenever you forget something after you've already sat down you could just use your magic to summon the object to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded..

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer...


Psychology Finals

A psychology professor at the University of Miami knew his students expected a terrifyingly long final exam.

To play with their minds a little (what do you expect from a psychology professor?) he only put ONE question on the final exam.

He watched the reactions of the students as they all opened the exams and saw the one question.

Initially they all looked relieved, but as the difficulty of the question began to sink in, those relieved faces sagged to confusion and consternation.

All, that is, except for one student.

He read the question, tapped his pencil into his palm a few times, then jotted something down on the test paper.

He walked up to the professor, handed him the final, and walked out.

The professor blinked in surprise, looked at what the student wrote, and smiled.

The professor wrote "100" on the top of that student's test.

The question: What is courage?

The student's answer: This is.


If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"I didn't break the fourth wall. I vaporized it."


Questions:

Do you think that when they ask the Queen for ID she just whips out a dollar coin?

Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

What color does a smurf turn if you choke it?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Why are they called "apartments" when they're stuck together?

When a clock is hungry does it go back for seconds?

If flying is so safe why do they call the airport "the terminal"?

Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?


Quotes from Alexia Blackbriar that I just HAD to put in here!

If there's a light at the end of the tunnel, it's an oncoming train.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.

I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!

I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering… I wonder...

I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied.

I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

If all the world's a stage... where the heck is the audience sitting??

Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations

There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.

In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.

I am never serious. Seriously.

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.

Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on DVD now.

I’m always right… except when I’m wrong.

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.

I have multiple personalities, and so do I.

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

I always lie. Trust me.

To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping.

If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?

HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.

Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?

Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement. It was up-lift-ing.

The is a thin line between a stupid and a fool. I’m on a quest to discover whether it was an idiot or a fool who erased it.

We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.

A day without sunshine is, like night.

People always say you can be who you wanna be but I can never be a giraffe.

Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.

"What color was Napoleon’s white horse?" "Uh, I dunno… Black?"

As a girl was looking at a poodle, she said “Whoa! it’s a sheep!”


Quotes!

I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't :P

You cant expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down at them.

Never tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

What's this thing you call "normal"? Is it contagious? OMG! Don't touch me! I might catch your "normal"!

For the millionth time! I can't go to Hell, they have a restraining order against me!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.

People are like slinkies, basically useless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Don't mess with me I've got a stick.

If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problem.

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

No Trespassers! Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Where negotiation and diplomacy fail, high explosives substitute nicely.

I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you!

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

No Trespassers! Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again.

BRB, my fish just drowned.

I am getting sick and tired of slitting the throats of the people who say I'm a violent psychopath!

OMG! The rain's wet!

My thermometer is sick! Get the thermometer…oh wait…

I called your boyfriend gay, and then he hit me with his purse!

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.

Beware the flying donkey, falling from the sky. You can choose the way you live my friend but not the way you die!

Don't aggravate me, I'm running out of places to put the bodies.

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

He gave her twelve roses. Eleven were real and one was fake. He said I'll love you till the last one dies.

Normal people make good pets.


Weird (But True/Funny) Quotes...

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in History class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

Don't you think 'Politics' is funny? I mean: 'Poli' in Latin means 'many' and 'tics' means 'bloodsucking creatures'

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Revenge, like pizza, is best served cold.


"The bad guy knows that we know that they know about this place so they never think to look."

-Dick Grayson


A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "


Mother's Teaching

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


You're given a difficult project or assignment and cheerily chant, "We're gonna die! We're gonna die!"


Things I am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts: Slytherin Muggle Born, and proud of it!

1) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

2) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.

3) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

4) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month."

5) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

6) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.

7) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

8) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" every time I apparate.

9) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

10) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

11) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

13) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

14) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

15) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

16) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force."

17) I will not put Muggle fairytale book in the History section at the library.

18) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

19) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore."

20) House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

21) I am not allowed to poke Hufflepuffs with spoons.

22) Inventing potions behind Snape's back and with the company of your clumsy best friend is bound to spell 'disaster.'

23) I will not ask the Weasley Twins to cause a diversion.

24) I will not plot with the Weasley Twins unless I want our dear school to explode.

25) Calling Umbridge 'Dumbitch' in class is a bad idea.

26) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing "I Will Survive in the mirror," as it is disturbing.

27) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwick's wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

28) I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

29) - I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

30) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

31) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

32) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets"

33) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

34) -Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

35) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy."

36) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

37) - I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

38) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

39) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

40) Calling the Ghost-busters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

41) I may not have a private army.

42) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

43) -Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper, with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

44) I am not the wicked witch of the west.

45) - I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

46.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

47.) - Neither will Professor Umbridge.

48) Thestrals do not resemble my little sister's toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

49.) I shouldn't use Photo-shop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

50.) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

51.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

52.) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

53.) - Especially not all of them at once.

54) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts, and the Junior Death Eaters.

55) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

56) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paint-balling.

57) I am not allowed to claim to know 'how to defeat Dumbledore.'

58) - The answer is 'poison the damn Lemon Drops.'

59) I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

60) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing Glimmer McSparkles.

61) I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

62) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

63) - Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

64) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

65) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

66) - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

67) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: "The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

68) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle, collectively as "Team Rocket."

69) I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade.

70) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

71) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry unless I want to die young (or for a dare).

72) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

73) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

74) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

75) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

76) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

77) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

78) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

79) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

80) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

81) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

82) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogle”.

83) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmacy exams.

84) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

85) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants,” and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

86) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

87) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

88) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

89) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

70) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

71 I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley, as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

72) A time turner is not a flux capacitator. I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car.

73) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

74) When fighting death-eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE!”

75) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

76) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can not interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

77) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

78) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

79) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

80) Predicting that there will be a new DADA teacher next year does not mean I am a seer.


If you think that Uther Pendragon would accuse a rock of sorcery if he tripped on it, paste this on your profile.


Source: EymrisGrayson

Stuff to do on an elevator that WILL help your image, as in, your CRAZY image

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at every floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.

10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring-don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

38. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on.

39. Introduce yourself as Lord Voldemort.

40. Ask people which floor they want and why, and then announce that you're going to the floor with Olympus on it because you didn't steal any lightening.

41. Hang Ethan Hunt style from the ceiling of the elevator and speak ominously when someone enters "Helloooooooo."

42. - Still hanging from the ceiling, drop onto whoever comes in.

43. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music.

44. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest.

45. Hold a ring and say, "My precious."

46. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

47. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

48. Make farm animal noises.

49. Start talking to the wall.

50. Carry a stuffed animal with you and talk to it.

51. Carry a small object and start petting it while saying "My precious." in a demonic voice then laugh like a maniac.

52. Rip your clothes and stumble on to the elevator and tell them that you just escaped from the mental ward and then laugh like a maniac.

53. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

54. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

55. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"


If you've ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile. (Oh so many times...)


Here is 30 things to do in an exam if you know your going to fail it anyway: Though not recommended...

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly. (if someone actually does this please tell me)

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.


GO WOMAN!!!

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you be willing to stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes are really amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.


Ah, nice Slytherin replies...


12 things you shouldn't say to a police officer

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"


Me: Can I use the bathroom?

Teacher: I don't know, can you?

Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher, you would know that. Oh well, i guess I'll do it your way. May I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: ...


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Merlin: Do you think I sit around doing nothing?! I haven't had the chance to sit around doing nothing since the day I arrived in Camelot! I've been too busy running around after Arthur; do this Merlin, do that Merlin, and when I'm not running around after Arthur I'm doing chores for you, and when I'm not doing that I'm fulfilling my destiny! Do you know how many times I've saved Arthur's life? I've lost count! Do I get any thanks? NO! I have fought griffins, witches, bandits, I have been punched, poisoned, pelted with fruit and all the while I have to hide who I really am because if anyone finds out Uther will have me executed. Sometimes I feel as though I'm being pulled in so many directions I don't know which way to turn!!

Arthur: I'm warning you, I've been trained to kill since birth.

Merlin: Wow... And how long have you been training to be a prat?

Arthur: (laughs in disbelief) You know you can’t speak to me like that.

Merlin: Oh, sorry. How long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?


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Re-learning Affection by Ki-hori-e-te-ao reviews
On the night of Hogwarts final battle, Percy Weasley stays at home to care for his infant twins, while his Auror wife Audrey goes into battle. With Percy being absent from the final battle, his reconcile never happened. Years later, still estranged Percy Weasley must learn how to re-love people other than his daughters, while learning to accept the love of his family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Percy W., Molly W., Audrey W., Lucy W.
Warmth in a Seemingly Cold Heart by AShipperWithNoLife reviews
Being a nation is rather difficult, and sometimes, it can push someone into an endless pit of despair. When America believes that there is nothing that can save him from the infinite loop of hardships he's stuck in, he finds that the one who can relate to him the most, the one who just wants him to be happy happens to be a nation that can make him cringe in disgust any day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,207 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 6/23 - America, Russia
That Which Makes Up The Land by Time Traverser reviews
Neither America or Canada know exactly how or why they got here, but here they are. They'd LIKE to get home...but they don't know how, quite yet. Until they have more information, they'll just have to help their newfound companions survive this war-torn world. Rated T because I said so. NO ROMANCE!
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 133,488 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 2/23/2015
Shadows by Aubrie1234 reviews
His fear of ghosts isn't irrational. He can see them, hear them, but he can't do anything about them. They also know of his problems that no one, not even his twin or his brother, know. So, even if he's afraid of them, they are the ones to give him comfort. And sometimes, he wants it. (Right now a one-shot, but may become a one-shot series)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1 - America - Complete
Tempting Fate by GoldenFinches reviews
Sirius Black thought he knew his brother. But when Fate decides to play a somewhat cruel trick, he'll realize how wrong he was about Regulus. With an eighteen year old teenager brought back to life, a Dark Lord rising, and new secrets discovered Sirius will have to forget everything he thought he knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,756 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Kreacher
Only A Boy by Riddell Lee reviews
AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 269,574 - Reviews: 3419 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 3,357 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin
Percy's Diary by bionsena reviews
Charlie finds Percy's diary and the whole family read it. Along the way the discover the truth behind his betrayal and uncover secrets of their lost family member. Set during Deathly Hallows. I do not own HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,047 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Percy W.
From Ilvermorny to Hogwarts by TheFoundationofProcrastination reviews
Alfred and Matthew attended Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizarding when they were younger and have since then left their days of magic far behind. However, with the apparent resurrection of Voldemort, Arthur asks for assistance in his attempt to spread the truth at Hogwarts, where he would be filling in for a year for Charity Burbage, the previous Muggle Studies Professor.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/30 - England/Britain, America, Canada
Guardian Nation by KAT of fanfiction reviews
The wizard's war was at it's peak. The Muggle government was told that they were terrorists and kept out of it. Arthur Kirkland needed at drink.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/28 - Complete
The Price of Wisdom by Phanfan925 reviews
Hetalia/Hogwarts X-over England decides to teach at Hogwarts to keep an eye on the Boy Who Lived. But the Trio become suspicious of their new professor... Can England keep his status as a country a secret? And what does Voldemort want with him? (SEQUEL POSTED)
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 220,189 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Second Debut by Time Traverser reviews
Through the combined efforts of Theodore Roosevelt and Canada, America attends his first World Meeting in 115 years. Matthew has hopes, but he cannot shield his brother from the other Nations. One-shot; Rated T because I said so. And as always, NO ROMANCE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/22
Scorched Earth by DeathscytheVII reviews
AU. What if the Fire Nation had won the war? Twenty years after Sozin's Comet, Korra is born and raised as a soldier of the Fire Nation, not knowing the immense power and legacy she inherits. It is up to the old Gaang to show her the way, so that she can defeat the Fire Nation and bring balance back to the world. Featuring Korra and the older Gaang plus LOK characters
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 344,391 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Korra
Pasts and Secrets by SilvermistAnimeLover reviews
When the World Meeting is interrupted by a book, the nations are forced to read each other's diary entries out loud. To the whole world. What secrets will be revealed? Who's masks will break? Who's pasts will come to light? Old scars are opened and old wounds are healed. Diary entries based off of Hetalia Diary Entry pictures online. T for cussing. Various pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,472 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 1/31/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, America, Canada
National Security by fingers-falling-upwards reviews
Formerly "The Flavors of the Days." Guard a person of interest. That was all their mission was supposed to be. Who knew it would be a personified country with the mind-set of a 7-year-old. All Peter knew was that it was going to be a long year. This is a piece about Alfred and his citizens.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - America
Your Worst Nightmare by CG07 reviews
Leonard Snart's worst fears have become a reality, the one person he fears is out in the open. Cold knows that he is coming for him and his sister and he makes plans to end this lifelong struggle once and for all. He just didn't anticipate who else would be dragged into it.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,842 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 9/30/2015 - Barry A./The Flash, Leonard S./Captain Cold, Lisa S.
The Anti-Hero by AnimeKnightmare reviews
America thinks it's about time he shows the world exactly what they've been dealing with. Dark!/Smart!America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 11/17/2015 - America
Snakeskins by Sunruner reviews
Pottertalia. Twenty years after the end of the Second Wizarding War, tragedy at the world's safest school prompts a clash between two Magical Ministries and an inquiry of a different kind. If the students and staff of Hogwarts School can't earn back the world's trust, then one Nation may do what the Dark Lord could not and close its doors forever. Long-term fic, Next Gen kids.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 169 - Words: 993,957 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Scorpius M., N. Italy, England/Britain
HetaOni: Italy's Story by SilvermistAnimeLover reviews
What really happened in the Mansion? What exactly did Italy actually go through? What if the loop from the game ended in death and failure again? What if it was only the beginning? Read as Italy goes through the Mansion after the game's loop. Follow the Angst of having to protect everyone without them knowing it. And see just how shattered Italy has become.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 83,410 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 11/24/2012 - N. Italy
Road Trip by Time Traverser reviews
England regretted tagging along in the first place after hour seven. This one-shot is not as lighthearted as it may first appear. Rated T because I like how the letter looks in this summary. As always, NO ROMANCE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21 - England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
Clash of Interests by TKlingeW reviews
Everyone is interested in different things. France just want something else than English food, Harry is worrying about the rise of Voldemort and Umbridge wants to know who the mysterious Frenchman is. With England on the sideline, prohibited from interfering, France agrees to go to Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,211 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 2/5 - Harry P., England/Britain, France
Morals by WonderWalrus reviews
When a mission takes a turn for the worse, Wally is captured by Shadows and held captive in a secret base. Alone and afraid, he finds himself talking to the only person who will listen: the blonde archer guarding him who refuses to give her name. 100% spitfire.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,237 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis, Lawrence C./Sportsmaster, Jade N./Cheshire - Complete
Going Through The Motions by Daisyphile reviews
Now that the Reach Invasion is over, things have settled down and Bart gets a chance to be a real teenager. It's not all it's cracked up to be though, as he struggles with friends, high school, sexuality, and keeping his secret ID a secret.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,200 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Barry A./Flash, Bart A./Impulse
Birth Right by sailorgreywolf reviews
Germania is failing after years of being an empire, and he must give his lands away to his sons. One has the right to the empire by birth, but will he receive it? Prussia-centered, no pairings of any sort
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Prussia, Holy Roman Empire, Germania - Complete
On the Side by Phanfan925 reviews
Drabbles, Oneshots, and AUs from within the universe of "The Price of Wisdom" APH/HP Xover. Lots of terrible humour. Not all that entertaining. Beware.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 10/30/2014
Unnatural by GenericUsername01 reviews
What if France and England never found America and Canada? Why would they even look, when there were personifications of all the colonies that made them up? Canada and America face witch trials, the Donner Party, mind-splitting wars, malicious humans, and every type of death imaginable without ever understanding why this is happening to them. All they know is they are unnatural.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,091 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 11/25/2015 - America, Canada
Can't Be Gone by theSardonyx reviews
Close calls spell regrets and death opens the eyes of the blind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,492 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/16 - Germany, England/Britain, Prussia, Scotland
A Dreadful Secret by ClaraR reviews
Lithuania has been keeping a secret about America since the Great Depression. He promised the young country that he will never speak a word about it. But will his habit of talking in his sleep break that promise? One single slip up and everyone wants to figure out what the secret is. Will this slip up ruin the United States of America? (Nyotalia and various pairings)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 162,621 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/29/2014 - America
Awesome Can't Die by Finnland93 reviews
War has once again exploded between the Kingdom of Prussia and the Austrian Empire, and it is tearing the Beilschmidt family apart. First it took away Ludwig's Father, and now the war demands his elder brother, Gilbert. And as confident as Gilbert is in himself, war is anything but predictable. Features the 7 Years War in Europe. Historical. Lots of angst and fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,942 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Germany, Prussia, Germania
You Can Be Strong and I'll Be Strong Too by Ruler of the Fake Empire reviews
Francis had gone to get apples. Not to buy a slave, just apples. He had ended up with both. One party didn't want to be there and refused to speak to him in English and the other was fruit. So they began their complicated relationship between an unwilling servant, and a dedicated and vaguely confused master.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,578 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 9/17/2015
Oops by Callista252 reviews
Harry Potter. The-Man-Who-defeated. The greatest wizard since Merlin. When he says "Ooops", people tend to be afraid. Very afraid… a Harry Potter/Merlin X-over. H/G R/Hr A/G (on hiatus for now)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Merlin
In Need of Representation by Mayhem21 reviews
Original prompt: What if a nation was never found by another nation as a kid? The United States of America has always been an outlier to the rest of the world - the only nation known to exist without a living personification. But as the world's personifications come under the threat of a deadly attack, everything is about to change. Kinkmeme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,200 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 10/24/2015 - England/Britain, America, Canada, Prussia - Complete
Outlier by Iron Woobie reviews
Teachers. The Team. The Rogues. Loved ones. Injuries. Speed. Secret identity. Between all the balls Wally juggled, it was remarkable that he'd even made it this far. They say that speedsters have ridiculous good luck, until they don't. By now, Wally West is an outlier, and his good luck is running out. So naturally, karma likes to strike back with a vengeance. Season 1, Canon.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Barry A./Flash, Richard G./Robin
Broken yet holding on by Little Dreamer On Drugs reviews
England is alone. He has no one and he doesn't care about that. That's what everyone sees, but what if the truth was the complete opposite? No one would care if he disappears, right? So why were his older brothers there? Didn't they hate him the most?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 10/21/2014 - England/Britain, Scotland, Wales
The Leaden Thunders Crashed by TrisakAminawn reviews
Resistance member Bart Allen accepts his final mission.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Bart A./Impulse, Lian H. - Complete
Meeting The Bosses by katreeny reviews
A series of one-shots of the first meetings of various bosses with their nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,997 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 11/21/2014
Recalculating by DragonQueenSori reviews
This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,464 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 2/24/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Just Say No by TrisakAminawn reviews
In 2019, it became illegal to possess any foodstuffs not grown and provided by the Reach. In 2016, Bart Allen visits a vending machine.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Complete
For the Love of Pie by Time Traverser reviews
A brief flight into insanity that came to me while I was eating my mother's delicious apple pie. Please don't take this as a prime example of my other work. One-shot; Rated T because I felt like it. NO ROMANCE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2015 - America, Lithuania, Canada, Prussia - Complete
No One Said Flying Was Easy by Wrtrmd2 reviews
Eight year old Richard Grayson has just watched his parents fall to their deaths. Hurting and alone, he struggles to adjust to the new life he's thrown into. Bruce Wayne takes him in, but seems to have no idea what he's doing. Can they help each other put the pieces of their broken lives back together? COMPLETE
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,493 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin - Complete
The Bodyguard by orsumfenix reviews
Bart Allen isn't quite sure how, upon arriving in the past, he ended up as Lex Luthor's bodyguard, but he's gotta admit – it's a damned fun job.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,567 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Lex Luthor, Roy Harper/Arsenal, Bart A./Impulse
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 287,429 - Reviews: 4344 - Favs: 5,331 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Living Legends by KeJae reviews
The office likes to discuss the rumors of one mysterious legend, an agent so skilled that many question his very existences. What would happen if, unbeknownst to these agents, that agent should be sitting amongst them… a true living legend?
Crossover - Chuck & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Bryce L., Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Home by GlueDew reviews
AU. Naruto Uzumaki is a homeless boy on the streets of big city Konoha, trying to bring justice while being hunted for a crime he didn't commit. A new police officer comes to investigate the theft of the priceless diamond artifacts but ends up getting caught in a web of corruption and violence, as his fate and Naruto's become relentlessly intertwined.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,230 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Minato N.
To You Who I Call Brother by Ashesofthesoul reviews
"Oh how hatred burned inside me for you! But in that hatred, so too did I pity you. For you were a child, and this is a curse. Never were you to be my brother." Based on a headcanon from Tumblr about nations previously being humans who had died, often in some tragic way, such as illness or accident. Eventual Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 48,357 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Germany, Prussia
Broken Speedster by Marvel-And-DC-United reviews
Wally West has a secret. One that he has kept guarded for some time now. Not even Batman, his best friends or his Uncle Barry knows. And it is one that could very well rip apart his life. It's a good thing he has Dick and Roy looking after him. Rating may change.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,343 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 8/17/2015 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Richard G./Robin, Barry A./Flash
When Everything Is Backwards by TheUn-POP-ableBubble reviews
A mini-series about the Merlin!verse turned upside-down. In a kingdom that resents those without magic, can the magic-less peasant Arthur find a home? And when he is made manservant to the bullying Prince Merlin, is it the beginning of the end for him? Or the start of a great destiny?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,684 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Out of the Fire, into the Frying Pan by Catalayne reviews
After escaping 8 years of imprisonment by Ivan, Gilbert is certain things can only get better, but when his friends just won't stop asking questions and the only two people he's ever loved are getting married, how the hell is he supposed to cope? AU AxHxP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,769 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Prussia, Austria
The Eternal American by cakuramen reviews
The American colonies were found by the British, but their personification wasn't. Raised by a Native American mother and then a Boston colonist family, Alfred F Jones's life takes a much different path without one Arthur Kirkland. Human names, mostly AU (also not abandoned, don't worry!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,311 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 4/5/2012 - America
Lanterns in the dark by Tartarun reviews
Naruto doesn't know how he got in the past or even why. But what he does know is that he won't let the same tragedies act out again, and he'll get on the case as soon as he can shake off his incredibly observant sensei and figure out how and when things started going wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 204,850 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
(Not) So Perfect by Temorali reviews
Arthur Kirkland is the intelligent, perfect, strictly rule-abiding Student Council President - but he has a secret, and he isn't about to let any of his fellow students find out. As a Senior, he thinks he's in the clear - until that idiot jock Alfred F. Jones stumbles upon Arthur's hidden double life. What will he do when he realizes Arthur isn't so perfect after all? Human AU USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,254 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 5/11/2015 - [England/Britain, America] France
Conversations: Part 3 by YJFicsAndStuff reviews
The third and final installment of the "Conversations" series. Except this time, it's more than just conversations.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Barry A./Flash, Jay G./Flash, Jaime R./Blue Beetle, Bart A./Impulse - Complete
The XYZ Affair by Time Traverser reviews
Alfred will always remember his first trip to Europe. Semi-historical one-shot. Rated T, because it's my favorite letter. NO ROMANCE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/18/2015
Atronach by DanteofPerdition reviews
AU- Harry is introduced to magic and its society early, and discovers a power that opens limitless but troubled doors. He discovers he is an atronach- essentially a magic sponge. With this in mind, he handles Hogwarts differently, with more cards up his sleeve than what's thought. Slytherin!Harry, possibly Neutral!Harry, no pairings /READ AN IN CHAPTER 1/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,760 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Blaise Z., Theodore N.
Of Spies, Tiles of Fire, and Pop Culture by killbothtwins reviews
Neal Caffrey's biggest secret is not what one might think. Reviews welcome.
Crossover - Chuck & White Collar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,137 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Bryce L., Neal C., Mozzie
Several Pints, Three Brothers and One Bet by running-in-circles2 reviews
October 2012. The British Government is convinced that England, Wales and Scotland must spend more time together if the state of the Union is to be improved. The solution? Send them to a pub and make them talk! Bonding, arguments and a bet that will eventually change the course of their lives ensues. Part 1 of the Too Good To Be True series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 5/16/2015 - England/Britain, Scotland, Wales, OC - Complete
Indivisible by Zeplerfer reviews
After America mysteriously splits into multiple personalities, England finds himself dealing with a sexy cowboy, a self-proclaimed hero, a cute child, a rebellious teenager, and his own complicated relationship with his former colony. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,505 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
House of Madness by Nachtschwalbe reviews
In which Harry is hunter-raised and hiding more weapons in his robes than what should be possible; Hermione's parents secretly worship Loki, who turned their adorable little daughter into a pyromaniac; Ron just tries to keep up; Neville blames the Sorting Hat for getting dragged into this mess and of course Loki has lots of fun. Dumbledore really needs a drink. Now.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Gabriel - Complete
Memory by moonlighten
Arthur finds a project with which to entertain himself throughout his summer holiday. (Human AU. Sequel to Drift and Nice.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2015 - England/Britain, Scotland, Wales - Complete
Cold Coffee by Dubious Writings reviews
The war took its toll on everyone, but Percy Weasley can barely breathe on his own anymore. It's hard to let people in after shutting them out for so long. A look into Percy's life after the war and how he copes with it and comes to terms with himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 2/19/2015 - George W., Percy W., Oliver W.
There and Back Again: A Missing-nin's Tale by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
Sasuke Uchiha—full-fledged Akatsuki member, international criminal and S-class missing-nin—finds himself thrown back through time to the morning of the ninja academy graduation exam. And he isn't happy about it. (Time travel, Sasuke&TeamSeven-centric). Epilogue up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,872 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
The Book of Hetalia Logic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 12/26/2011
Respites Never Last by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
Harry makes a deal with a demon in order to get rid of Voldemort once and for all. Jump forward a few years and Harry finds himself in America, land of the Hunters. He gets mixed up with the Winchesters, but hunting, demons, and magic aren't an ideal mix. Canon divergent. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 105,755 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 4/22/2013 - [Harry P., Sam W.] - Complete
Voldemort's New Career by OCDdegrassi reviews
In which Voldemort decides to give up trying to kill Harry and opens a bakery instead. Crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Harry P., Percy W., Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
National Magic by MysticDayze reviews
England offers help to Albus Dumbledore in the form of three of his colleagues to help protect and watch over Hogwarts. Unfortunately for those nations, keeping a huge secret in Hogwarts is nearly impossible. May be some blood and mild Language; K
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,091 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Luna L., N. Italy
You Stole My Heart by Black-Tie-Plum reviews
Arthur Kirkland is a pickpocket, his favourite prey being London's unsuspecting tourists. One day after stealing a phone from a man named Alfred F. Jones, he receives a call on it. Against his better judgement, he answers, only to have his life turned upside-down by the events that follow when Alfred turns to vigilantism in an attempt to retrieve what was stolen from him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,905 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [America, England/Britain]
Trapped by an-alternate-world reviews
The Thallen Chronicles (Part 1): When The Flash attempts to save Detective Thawne's life, Eddie refuses because he thinks The Flash will kill him. His procrastination gets them both trapped after an explosion.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Barry A./The Flash, Dr. Caitlin S., Det. Eddie T. - Complete
Smart Pranks by SillyKwado reviews
Alfred and Arthur were famous throughout the school for not getting along. Even though the two history teachers and had to set an example for the students, they still ended up resorting to petty pranks and arguments. For some reason, the two always found something to argue about or a new way to rile the other up. But perhaps there's a deeper meaning to the pranks and insults… USUK!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/19/2015 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
A Feisty Lass by LadyofSpain reviews
After Jamie rescues Claire from Capt. Black Jack Randall, he and his kinfolk demand restitution for their pain and suffering. The results wreaks havoc on their relationship. First place winner for best fanfic character, Jamie, at 2016 BiT Awards.
Outlanders - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,916 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Claire, Jamie - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 6,219 - Follows: 2,001 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Music of the Soul by oreny19 reviews
The knights, Arthur, and Merlin are told that in order for them to fulfill their destinies, they must truly understand and trust each other. A sorceress makes it so they all have a chance to listen to a song that describes each of them and their pasts and struggles. Set after season 4, reveal fic. Knights/Arthur/Merlin brotherly bonding. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,138 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
I am Panem by Alurax reviews
I finally knew why I was drawn to Katniss Everdeen. I saw myself in her. She reacted to situations exactly as I did. How I used to. I didn't look to Katniss as a symbol of rebellion. I saw the soul of my fighting spirit finally coming back to life. All I needed was for her to reveal herself.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Katniss E., Pres. Snow, America, Canada
Trackers vs Guns by Quinis reviews
On one hand: you have a CI. On the other: you have an Agent. Once again, another series of one-shots revolving around the oldest con in the book.
Crossover - Chuck & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 47,961 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Bryce L., Neal C. - Complete
The Door on Time by 42Lia reviews
There is a door locked away in a castle that doesn't exist. This door should never, ever, be unlocked. Why? Because Time is dangerous to play with. Arthur prays he can fix this before another dead bastard rises from the dead. As if the Roman Bastard wasn't enough already! And if Alistair finds out ... ah, too late. [Sequel to Land of Legends and Secrets] - Various Pairings -
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,420 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 7/2/2013 - N. Italy, England/Britain, Ancient Rome, Scotland
Proposing an Argument by BlatantBookworm reviews
England and France will fight about absolutely anything. Established FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2014 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Scripted To Die by Anxnymous reviews
Arthur Kirkland starts his first year at the famous witchcraft and wizarding school; Hogwarts. Expecting everything but the famous Harry Potter in his year and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named breaking into Hogwarts, Arthur might have signed up for something more than what he had bargained for... Original Character included.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,936 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, England/Britain, OC
Buttercups and Daisies by WindyCanyon reviews
Arthur is king of vampires, friendless and over-worked. He meets a demon in the woods behind his house and they start a wary friendship. Little does he know that demon is Lovino, the Demon King. Can they bring their people together to fight the Hunters that threaten both their races?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,019 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain]
Broken Souls by PastaLovingIdjit reviews
Sometimes the people who smile the brightest are the ones that are hurting the most. The ones that laugh the loudest are the ones who silently cry. When the other nations begin to realize the two happy nations on either side of the globe are not as happy as they seem, how will the world come together to help their friends? Rated T for Romano. Full summary inside. GerIta and USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,212 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Isolation by Maralexa reviews
When the world leaders decide it would be best to keep the nations in isolation, total chaos ensues. Each and every nation is locked away in his or her own blank white room, and no contact is allowed. One man, a former nation that somehow managed to stay in existence, must rise up to put a stop to it. That man is none other than Gilbert Beilschmidt, AKA the awesome Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,245 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Germany, America, Prussia - Complete
Request- Scotland Shuts Down Hogwarts by DemonWolf37 reviews
As a prank, Scotland pretends to have paperwork to shut down Hogwarts to see how England would react. But England takes the prank a little too seriously.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/2/2014 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Audrey Weasley by RodentFace reviews
Why did Percy come back in the end of The Deathly Hallows? A story that not only answers why, but also introduces Percy's true love: Audrey!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,886 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Audrey W., Percy W.
Ashes to Ashes by xteamlibertea reviews
August 24, 1814. Washington D.C. has declared a state of emergency as the British soldiers march onto the city. At a request of Dolley Madison, America stays behind to save the famous painting of General Washington in the White House, only to fall hostage to a bitter stricken Englishman with a thirty-year grudge. USUK. One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2014 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What Did I Get Myself Into? by Mandeebobandee reviews
General George Washington receives an odd letter, telling him to meet a potential recruit for the Continental Army in an out of the way cabin in the woods. He soon discovers that there is far more to the boy than meets the eye. Somewhat crack-y.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,760 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 10/22/2012 - America
Taking Chances by Charged Lightning reviews
Merlin is left trying to repair somewhat broken friendships after helping a young girl with magic escape from Camelot's dungeons. His life is looking up… until Morgana begins plotting with a rogue band of sorcerers, and he may be forced to reveal his magic at one of the worst possible times yet. Sequel to "In the Footsteps of the Father."
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,016 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Merlin
Brothers: don't you just love 'em by OneXSkyXOneXDestiny reviews
A collection of one shots that some how involve the British Isles (England, Scotland, Wales, N. Ireland) that will be randomly updated. I don't own Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,413 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - England/Britain, Scotland, Wales - Complete
Complexity of England by DemonWolf37 reviews
A poem "written" by America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
This Is The Future by MarinaTheJolteonMaster reviews
When America decides to test out his new time machine, he finds himself trapped in a future he never could have imagined. But when one impulsive act thrusts him into a situation that only seems more dark as time goes on, and eventually looks as though his own life may actually be at stake, can he get out alive? And more importantly, can he do it while maintaining his Hero status?
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,626 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Other tributes, America, OC
Game of Secrets by TheManyFacesofJester reviews
An unpaid debt required Merlin to volunteer as a tribute for The Hunger Games. His first main goal, Stay Alive. His second, Keep his secrets. But if he wishes to accomplish one, will he have to abandon the other? Hunger Games/Merlin Cross-Over.
Crossover - Merlin & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,808 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Merlin
Belief of Frost by Thisisentertaining reviews
Jack was an spirit. True. He was also a child. True. As such, his belief had more power than one could imagine. Secret. Only Pitch knows and there is no way he is telling the Guardians. Not Blackice.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Pitch, Jack Frost
What's Your Real Name? by Time Traverser reviews
How did the founding fathers discover Alfred's secret? What were their reactions? What did they do? Semi-historical fic. No romance, which means no yaoi, yuri, smut, lemon or anything else like that. Rated T for wiggle room.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - America - Complete
The End of Innocence by ShadowedSoulSpirit reviews
Even to this day, members of the infamous Nazi party are being persecuted for their wrong doings. Miraculously, two letters authored personally by Hitler mention an important key to his invasions: the actual planner, Ludwig Beilschmidt. Now, the entire country of Germany is up in arms, trying to put their own country behind bars, or better yet, on death row. Warnings Inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Prussia
Hidden Treasures by DolbyDigital reviews
They'd tossed it away as if it were junk, but he reached for it as though it were treasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B., Kreacher - Complete
Shroud by Miabia100 reviews
"This is just what people do, they kill the things that they are afraid of and for me, it just so happens to be death." (Prussia x Reader)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Germany, Austria, Hungary, Prussia
Ignorance is Bliss by Obsessivebookdiva reviews
Someone at Wally's school notices some of his weird actions during the school day. She is determined to solve the mysterious case of Wally West. Will she find out Wally's secret, or will she find out something that many people don't know about him?
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Barry A./Flash, Iris W.] Wally W./Kid Flash
Rush by Marie2172 reviews
Wally is having a bad week and is starting to believe that the Team hates him for screwing up. Something happens between Barry and Wally that makes Wally into an emotional wreck. Mentions of child abuse
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,301 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Barry A./Flash - Complete
An Untold Beginning by HeatherMichelly reviews
The daughter of Sirius Black grew up in an orphanage of muggles when no one in the wizarding world would take her in. How will her world unravel when she finally discovers who she really is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 196,074 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 11/16/2011 - OC, Sirius B.
Who are you? by 9CatLives reviews
After a certain incident, Romano is forced to step down as a Special Division chief in the FBI and go undercover with his team to Hetalia high due to recent murders, but they're in for a surprise when they see that all of their siblings are there! How will Romano handle his younger brother being his student? And that strange Spanish teacher? Swearing, Blood, Insanity, may become M
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 6/2/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Flight of the Valkyrie by CelticFeather reviews
As the icy talons of the Red Army curl around eastern Europe in 1944, Nazi Party member Gilbert Beilschmidt finds himself working as an SS guard at the Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp with his brother. There he encounters a foolishly defiant Hungarian prisoner named Elizabeta, who slowly threatens to change his views. But their actions may prove hazardous.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,469 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 12/28/2012 - [Hungary, Prussia] Germany, Poland - Complete
Senseless by Mx Akiyata reviews
Lovino gets bullied at school and is always put down by his dad. He fails at everything and is often compared to his cheerful twin brother. After being kicked out of school, he grows unusually quiet to the point that it actually worries his father. But by the time his dad decides to confront him, Lovino has already fallen too far. WARNINGS: bullying, cutting/suicidal attempts
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,543 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Iceland, Ancient Rome - Complete
Subsidence by SashaSlytherin456 reviews
"Vati…" The small voice was hesitant and even loud in the quiet, dense woods. "Why do I look so different?" A curse, Germania pondered instinctually. But aloud, he simply said to the youth, "Because you just are." From childhood until after World War Two, Prussia questions one thing about himself: Is he really evil, or is he not?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,888 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Prussia, Germania, Germany, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Reveal Your Secrets by RegulusBlackIsAHero reviews
When Sirius drags Peter under the Whomping Willow in third year, it reveals that Crookshanks is actually an Animagus. Regulus Black survived the inferi in 1979 and transformed into his Animagus, with no intent to return to the human world. Now, with his secret revealed, what will he do? Will Sirius trust the brother he had come to accept was a Death Eater, and then dead? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,963 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Regulus B., Sirius B.
For your Country by Sunfire7845 reviews
He had been watching over the Winchester brothers and dealing with the fallout from their supernatural world for a very long time now. Oneshot.
Crossover - Supernatural & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, America - Complete
We Who Remain by Sunfire7845 reviews
AU. Having lived comfortably in district twelve with his brother for years, America's life is abruptly uprooted when he volunteers in place of Canada for the Quarter Quell. Surviving the Games, protecting his brother and keeping his identity a secret is going to be much harder than he initially thought. America and Canada alternating POV.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,006 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - America, Canada
Help me Heal by AnimeLover2013-17 reviews
Arthur was never really properly accepted into society, and Francis could only look on with up until now. With the Brits natural instinct to push people away, what more could he do? But now that Francis had to go deliver some papers Arthur had forgotten at the office, he was met with a sight he never would have expected even in the worst case.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - [England/Britain, France]
Maskenball by Speed'Force reviews
When the Joker reveals Wally's secret ID to the world, the speedsters life gets turned upside down. Will he be able to get his life back on track? Co-writing with Adoglover5
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,197 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash
Spiritual America by Invisibleamericanburgers reviews
Flying Mint bunny has an idea of pranking America. Except when he finds out that America can see him and will stop at nothing to make England see that America can use magic as well! However, it changes drastically when the Magic trio is bent after America to join their group! Of course, this means war! Rated T for language. Rated Awesome for Humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,261 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - England/Britain, America
Harry Potter, Rise From Dust by Bluezz-17 reviews
If Harry's baby brother, Daniel, is the Boy-Who-lived, then what of Harry? What is his role? Is he destined for greater? Or, is he to play a much bigger role in the future? Follow Canon's plot, with much bigger AU's plot as the story progresses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 262,909 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 4,264 - Follows: 4,117 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., OC, Daphne G.
Opposite: Year 1 by TheAmericanFanGirl reviews
Alfred and Matthew William-Jones are two 11 year old twins who are different from their normal parents.When they get a letter sending them to a school of magic, the twins greet their new world with excitement. Watch as they get in trouble with their new friends and new enemies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - America, Canada, N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
National Geographic, Country style by aaaaaaaa1 reviews
Ever think that a world meeting reminds you of a nature program, well it does for England. Rated T for the hell of it. For safety reasons, do not eat whilst reading as I can't give the Heimlich Maneuver through the internet. Also electronic devises have been know to be lobbed across the room due to laughter. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,628 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Japan, England/Britain, Australia - Complete
Arthur Rabbit and Big Brother Fox by Sora Resi reviews
It was one hell of a storm, and Alistair couldn't help but be worried. Would that stubborn rabbit be alright on his own? He hadn't been the same since that wolf had come around... What a troublesome little brother for a fox to have. England and Scotland brotherly fic, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/26/2014 - England/Britain, Scotland
Box of Problems by Quinis reviews
Instead of going after the Raphael at the end of Season 3 (White Collar), Agent Kramer goes after something else. A safety deposit box at a bank. A place where Neal hid something he never wanted to see again. Takes place after the final season of Chuck.
Crossover - Chuck & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,919 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Casey/Alex C., Neal C., Peter B., Mozzie - Complete
The Diaries of Crookshanks the Cat by TeenMuggle reviews
I, Crookshanks, am a cat. Proud and fluffy. This is the story of how I got myself a new pet, and how I protected her from an evil imposter. Fluff mainly. Just a bit of a silly little story to occupy me until I get inspiration for my Ancient Relics sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,076 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Crookshanks - Complete
Days of Service by Princess Alyra reviews
A story of how a servant came to care for his prince. It takes roughly five days for Merlin to go from loathing Arthur Pendragon to tolerating him, and another two hundred sixteen to become vaguely fond of his existence. After three hundred thirty four days, he even starts to care what happens to him, and it only goes up from there. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Mrs USA by Invisibleamericanburgers reviews
Summery: America is on her period. And the only thing that she has on her mind is revenge. She is now on a warpath. (humor for girls everywhere) Fem!America AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,798 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2013 - America - Complete
Christmas wishes! by Soph G reviews
England is used to spending Christmas alone but this year something unexpected happens. Stupid fae! England now finds himself surrounded by family and friends but will anything mess this up for him? Protective!kirkland brothers, de-aged!England. Warning! Contains the bad touch trio and fluff!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,307 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/20/2013 - England/Britain, America, Scotland, Wales - Complete
The Buy More Locker by gnbrules reviews
Alex doesn't care about the money. She cares about the things that are his. Even his smelly shirt. Missing moments for Chuck Versus the Subway and Chuck Versus the Ring: Part II.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Casey/Alex C., Alexandra M. - Complete
Persona by The Other One 7721 reviews
After using too much chakra Naruto finds himself in a hospital. This wouldn't be a problem, except no one knows who he is! Lying to avoid suspicion, Naruto tries to figure out what's going on. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
Smiling Always by Invisibleamericanburgers reviews
It's what he can do right now. Pretend to be happy. He is the hero. If they don't know about his handicap, it wouldn't hurt them, right? It hurts though. The mocking, the laughs, the pranks. It hurts. Please. Somebody help me. Anybody. Why do I put up with this? Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - America - Complete
Gonna' go down suicide by ayame-means-iris reviews
Gilbert feels like a failure at life, but keeps trying to find a reason to go on living. Warning: Fem!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Prussia, Canada
Hetalia Sorting by DeathbladeMeister reviews
The sorting of the Hetalia characters, done mainly for humour.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Complete
The Art of Lying by Storm Silverhand reviews
Percy is having trouble after DH, and it's Kingsley who helps him. A story of family, friends, and the aftermath of war on one individual. Basically, the author's attempt to redeem Percy: she really hated what happened to him in DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,194 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Percy W., Kingsley S.
United We Stand by Icee67 reviews
After having to watch his brother, Holy Rome, get murdered, Prussia made a promise to Germany that he will never let the same thing happen to him. That he will protect him, always. Now he must hold his promise and keep himself alive as the world begins to fall apart. Please understand that this is NOT a World War Three story, nor is any single country being portrayed as evil.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Prussia, Germany
Locked Doors and Empty Decanters by GirlWithTheInkBlackQuill reviews
John wasn't the only one who watched Sherlock jump - the British government's heart broke as well.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Soul Deal by wintercandyapple reviews
In order to save his brother's soul, Gilbert had to seal his away to a demon, forever bound to serve her in secret. As a cruel twist of fate, he learns what he was meant to be, a demon hunter. But when Gilbert enrolls into a demon hunter's academy, he risks his secret and endangers the souls of his new friends against his will. It's the ultimate betrayal, but it's part of the deal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,293 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Prussia
Jaded Angel by Her Majesty the Trash Queen reviews
Humans, as a general rule, aren't supposed to learn about the national personifications. The results could be devastating. So what happens when the world's greatest secrets are put in jeopardy? The world's greatest secrets look to the world's greatest secret-keepers for protection. BEING REWRITTEN. See profile for info.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,001 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Complete
They Know by Rufescent reviews
America is hosting a meeting and the first one to speak. No one cares. With a little confidence boost from his brother, he switches tactics and is all, like, genius! Features Smart!Alfred with no pairings mentioned. Short oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/26/2013 - America - Complete
Better Late Than Never by JoeMerl reviews
Two months after Christmas, Ron confronts Percy about a missing present. Somehow this evolves into a fight more than twenty years in the making, with some unexpected confessions and bonding over past mistakes. One-shot. Can be read alone or as a companion to "Odd One Out" and "Five Times That the Weasleys Missed Percy."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Ron W., Percy W., Bill W., Hugo W. - Complete
Lost Diamond by rexlover180 reviews
In a world where nearly every country is ruled by a monarchy, Gilbert was abandoned as a kid in New York. One day, he meets a boy that he instantly falls in love with. Sadly, this boy turned out to be a prince of America-Canada, so his love is a lost cause. But what happens when he finds a genie? PruCan based on Aladdin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,216 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
Prussia and Gilbert and the World by rookanga reviews
After deciding that he can't keep living in Germany's basement, Gilbert becomes a reporter and news anchor for a Berlin-based channel, but the life he has built for himself begins to crumble when the secret of the nations is jeopardized. PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,431 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - [Prussia, Canada] Germany - Complete
Until Forever Ends by OliveBranchStories reviews
Merlin's magic is revealed and he is not forgiven, but he doesn't leave. He tells himself he will protect himself and Camelot and Arthur and show everyone that he is not evil, even if it takes forever. But whilst Uther cannot get close enough to kill Merlin he knows someone who can. COMPLETED.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,455 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Auld Lang Syne by Leo et Lab reviews
England and Scotland have loathed each other for more than a thousand years, but it's all about to change when Scotland is suddenly presented with the job of taking care of the now 5-year-old England- with Big Brother France's help of course. Contains minor ScotFran and cursing- with fluff to top it off of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - England/Britain, France, Scotland - Complete
Ancient Relics by TeenMuggle reviews
Merlin Emrys has been waiting thirteen hundred years for this moment to arrive. Can he fulfil the destiny that is required of him? Will Harry learn to trust this mysterious stranger? The fate of the Old Religion and the entire wizarding world depends entirely on them. AU for the last part of Deathly Hallows. Set after Series 4 but written before Series 5. REVISED 08/01/14
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 331,957 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
A Flip of the Coin by flyaway213 reviews
Three years it has been since the ban on magic was dissolved. A Court Sorcerer has been chosen and Merlin sticks to hiding his magic. But now the Great Dragon has been spotted and loyalties are questioned. When a new enemy arrises, who is to be trusted?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Stolen Inheritance by Rehabilitated Sith reviews
He was not safe, least of all in Camelot. Yet if he really concentrated on the surrounding, he could almost swear he heard a word whispering on the wind, a familiar word. The word was Merlin. :::COMPLETE::: WHUMP!Merlin; *Bromance/No Slash* EPIC!Length-
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 131,878 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Merlin, Arthur, Ygraine, Hunith - Complete
My War is Your War by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
America's economy is suffering, but the new President may be able to fix it. It certainly seems so at first, but as time goes on, the new President starts picking wars across the globe, causing tensions to strain among new enemies and old friends. Can America cope with enemies left and right? Or will his power crazed President run him into the ground? T (Being Rewritten) 3/18
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,857 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - America, England/Britain
Dark Days by aaaaaaaa1 reviews
For centuries England has kept a secret that concerns all of the nations. It's only when the world is consumed in darkness that he can tell the rest of the nations his secret. Rated T due to swearing and a bit gory.(Britannia angel) fits quiet a few genres like adventure and family and angst. Will edit and correct grammar at some point
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 142,711 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - England/Britain - Complete
Introducing Leto and Zeus by DonJuana19 reviews
With one out of two parental blessings attained, Lynette tries to convince Enjolras to let her meet his. But a terrible history with his father could make things go horribly amiss... for what happens when Apollo and Zeus go head to head? Sequel to "Trials and..." I'm finally back in order. Part of the "Passion for Patria" series. Enj/OC
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,613 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Enjolras
A Nation's secret by EastCanada reviews
There was a reason Gilbert didn't dissolve with Prussia. He couldn't, when Prussia dissolved he became the personification of something totally different. All because of the dreams of a little German-Jewish boy named Aryet. Holocaust fic. I promise second chapter will be much longer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Prussia
Voldemort's Miss-Understanding by tinyrose65 reviews
Or How Voldemort's Plan Once Again Goes A Bit Wrong And Merlin Is Stuck With Gwaine And Arthur In A World Where Everybody Is Convinced That She Has A Beard. Wait. What? (Girl!Merlin/Gwaine; Arthur/Gwen. Sequel to The Miss-Adventures of Gwaine.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,087 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
Monster by anchorise reviews
The first moment they met, they had a special connection. A connection only a hand full of people share; something called Hetalia, the ability to personify a country. Follow their lives as everything gets a hell of a lot deeper. ADOPTED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,415 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Hungary, Prussia
If Only We Were Human by laveniis reviews
England and France are arguing and England takes it a little too far, causing France to raise an interesting point. No ships really, maybe FrUk and UsUk if you squint real close.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Present Trail by Fire Bear1 reviews
Alfred is annoyed that Arthur only gets him joke presents for his birthday but, when Francis mentions Arthur's situation with his own birthday (and the fact he doesn't know the exact date), he hatches a plan... What's in store for Arthur when he finds a matryoshka doll on his front step?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2013 - England/Britain, America, France - Complete
The Secret by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
What if people found out about the Nations?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,543 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/20/2010 - America, Russia
Comment faire pour séduire un Anglais? by TeaAndUmbrellas reviews
England has discovered French dating advise on how to seduce the English. Which includes speaking in cute French accents and insulting Fish and Chips apparently. He confronts France about it and how love is just a sport for the Country of Love. Arguments and some sweetness follows.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2013 - England/Britain, France
Oh Brother Mine by WeLostTouch reviews
Blood runs thicker than water, but what happens when relationships are strained by separation, death, mistakes, and the inability to forgive. Gilbert loves and hates as he grows up. Blood bonds are tested as brothers' search for acceptance from one another while tragedy lurks behind every twist and turn. Can they find a happy ending? M for violence and language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Prussia, Germany
Against All Odds by Valkyriexx reviews
After the arrival of a new Knight in Camelot, Merlin suddenly finds himself alone and afraid. Frightened and in the hands of some of the most brutal men alive, he must find it within himself to trust again if he's going to survive. And maybe, just maybe, he'll find what he's been missing along the way. No slash! Reveal!fic Merlin!Whump. I don't own Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,347 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Weatherby The Spy by ForgeandGred7 reviews
Never a family more loyal to each other than the Weasleys. So what was the real reason behind the third eldest son's sudden estrangement? And where does Albus Dumbledore, a sweet but very sarcastic Hufflepuff named Audrey Hawkins, and a kitten called Roar fit into it all?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,342 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
More Trouble than He's Worth by FlutteringLights reviews
A series of bromancy one-shots in which Merlin is hurt/sick, and Arthur stubbornly helps him. Also featuring Gwaine and Lancelot for good measure. Also taking requests. DISCONTINUED and adopted by 4verunwritten.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,513 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Ancient Help by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Voldemort was getting more powerful and the Order was getting desperate. There was only one thing that could destroy the Dark Lord once and for all and it is up to Hermione Granger to go back into time to acquire the ancient help. Merlin/Harry Potter crossover. Merlin/Hermione pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 312,929 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hermione G., Merlin - Complete
Chained in the Land of the Free by i-swear-we-were-sufinite reviews
Alfred's father, Arthur, never approves of anything he does. He sets his expectations impossibly high, and blames his son's inability to reach them as Alfred's fault. Anyone would want to run away . . . AU. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Merlin at Hogwarts by weir'wyvern-85 reviews
Reincarnation fic where Merlin comes back and attends Hogwarts along with some other familiar faces. See how different Hogwarts and life there would be if the characters from Merlin were there. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN MERLIN OR HARRY POTTER
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,450 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
Labyrinth by Kroontjespen reviews
The mind of a prodigy is a scary thing. Hermione Granger's however is downright terrifying. AU. Slytherin!Hermione, Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,640 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Brothers Grimm by Emerald-Leaves reviews
Little Germany is lost and doesn't know what's happened to him. When things seem hopeless, he meets a hero. Follows the lives of the German brothers from 1806 to after the Reunification of Germany. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 209,705 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Germany, Prussia
Mr Jones by AnimeGirl 144 reviews
Alfred F. Jones, a stranger who reveals he is suffering from amnesia, joins the Avengers after helping them stop the Serpant Society's attack on New York. The team begins to wonder what makes him so special. And Nick Fury isn't pleased to see that there is little to no information on Alfred. What's his secret?
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,602 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - America, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Dark Guild Konoha by Sir Godot reviews
Oración Seis is defeated, but yet another Dark Guild makes its appearance. Their mages wield strange powers, but no one knows where they came from. What's their objective? And are the 'mages' of Konoha truly evil? Fighters clash, and war seems inevitable. Story completed, adopted and continued by XenotheWise135 under the title "Troubles Never Cease".
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,061 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U., Natsu D. - Complete
Then How About Magic? by CrashTheNinja reviews
Started writing this ages ago (from the end of S4, I think) and could now be an alternative ending to S5. Battle of Camlann, trying to find Merlin in the tavern, Alator, Freya, dragons, my ridiculously overdramatic reveal and BAMF!Merlin. Reviews much appreciated :D
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,345 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Battle Cry by aireborne reviews
The war has only just begun, but to recently orphaned Alfred, he can't see any future for himself. An then the enemy officer Arthur finds him...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2013 - America, England/Britain
The PreHunger Games by espionage.lies reviews
Before the rebellion, before they decided to name themselves Panem, there were still 13 colonies and they still played The Hunger Games. It took place in what was called Parciluen, but the rules stayed the same. Merlin has been called out-his escape from District 13 coming back to haunt him, and he is forced to return as tribute. But, unbeknownst to Merlin, Camelot is watching.
Crossover - Merlin & Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Merlin
Mr Perfect by D3athz-C4lling reviews
After another fail and fruitless meeting, some of the nations demand that England change America to act accordingly and proper. England does just that with a spell and now the world will be a better place right?…Right? Contains smart!America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/1/2013 - America - Complete
Dear Santa by IcarusWing reviews
"Dear Santa, I really like Christmas, but Mr. Kirkland says it's a holiday for family to spend together and I don't have one. The other boys don't like me that much and Ms. Braginskaya is always busy, so could you give me a family? It's okay if it's just a small one, as long as we have fun." Arthur's heart goes out to his student. Starring orphan!Alfred and teacher!Arthur. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Right and Proper Way to Have Tea by PRAUS reviews
In an attempt to impress his new boss, Prussia asks Austria for some advice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Care by Dawn96 reviews
They think their older brothers are annoying, completely backwards, unapproachable or just insufferable. If only they remembered that it was those brothers that shielded and protected them when they were young and vulnerable. One-shots between different brothers/mentors.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - America, England/Britain
Golden Prince by Kiva Taliana reviews
AU story. Arthur Pendragon knew nothing but the life of a slave, passed around the kings and nobles of the land at their whims, until he is claimed by a Dragonlord, Merlin, and something simple slowly gets increasingly complicated.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,419 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
American Obsession by mymanisfictional reviews
No one could deny it; the people of the United States of America had found their latest craze: they were obsessed with all things British. Needless to say, as the personification of America, Alfred F. Jones also underwent this infatuation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Wish For A Smile by ZQ reviews
When Prince Arthur, the only wizard in a little-known kingdom, falls into a sullen fit and swears off magic, the queen issues a proclamation - whosoever finds Arthur's lost smile shall be granted their heart's desire. Will this contest be won by the flirtatious knight? The soft-spoken squire? Or the ever-happy, heroic fool? Kink Meme de-anon!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,890 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Adding Music to the Lyrics of Life by yellow blaze reviews
-Human!AU- Sequel to Life with Lyrics *all four pairings have their own fanfic in life with lyrics* Those who faked their deaths in the previous year discover that perhaps things are not the way they should be in the amount of time that has passed. This calls for action! Rated T for language. -UsUk, CuCan, Spamano, PruAus- There are also other pairings if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 132,488 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - America, England/Britain, S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Past Is Key by BlueDragonRising reviews
With the future of Albion at stake, a young witch decides to show Arthur and the Round Table the truth about Merlin's magic and it's involvement in their adventures. As more secrets come to light, will friendship prevail over prejudice? Post S4, Plz R&R
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 126,241 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012
Dear Diary by ksdene reviews
When looking for Merlin one morning, Arthur stumbles across Merlin's diary. What he will learn will change the future of Camelot and all of Albion, but will it be for the better?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
A Stitch in Time by Lapis Lazuli Ichigo reviews
After receiving a strange device from Tony, Alfred finds himself thrown back in time-right into the 1500's. Historically detailed. Features Smart!America. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - America
So Much More by Stealth Dragon reviews
AU of The Dragon's Call. Arthur rescues a slave boy. Destiny can begin. Friendship, Gen.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,622 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Prodigals by almostwhimsical reviews
Set between 4.09 and 4.11. AU. Gwen's banished and Gwaine returns to his roots. Eventually the rest of Camelot shows up. I don't own Merlin, the BBC does.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,614 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Gwaine, Gwen/Guinevere
The Water Witch and the Black Dogs by Tipper reviews
A little tale of evil hags, black dogs, missing princes and estranged siblings, not necessarily in that order. When Gwaine accompanies Arthur, Merlin and the knights on a diplomatic mission to Mercia, he becomes an unwitting participant in a power struggle for Bayard's throne.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,616 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
I Regret Nothing by Fruity-Dragonfly reviews
Their bosses didn't even see it coming.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Complete
What They Could Have Done In HetaOni by Geirdriful reviews
What the characters could have done in HetaOni instead of, well... being useless. Such as shooting the lock or remembering that dynamite exists. Crude humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012
The Ultimate Showdown by DanceInLightening reviews
England has had enough of Voldemort going around and killing people, and he is going to let him know damn it! *Crack/Parody*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Voldemort, England/Britain - Complete
Beta Orionis by LoveandPeppermints reviews
[Sequel to Alpha Leonis.] After losing her husband Regulus Black, Lenna Albeney has raised their son alone in the peace after Voldemort's fall in 1981. But 14 years later, the Dark Lord is on the rise again, and both she and her son will have to chart their own new battles in love and war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 109,352 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Severus S., OC - Complete
X Marks the Man by Kitty O reviews
20 years ago, the Purge led to a revolt which dethroned Uther Pendragon. Now, in a world where magic is the norm and being Mundane is illegal, outlawed Uther and his son Arthur Pendragon are determined to make some headway in Camelot for their people, even if reaching that goal involves espionage and assassination. It's a shame their intended victim is so nice. Reverse!AU, no slash
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 78,350 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Sasuke, Not Uchiha by The 8th Stone reviews
After falling at the hands of Madara, Sasuke pays the price of "pain" and travels back into the past to prevent the tragic deaths of the members of Team 7. Time-Travel. Slight Sasu/Saku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,568 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Team Seven
The Ultimate Risk by Gwinny reviews
Gwen despairs at being a girl and disguises herself to become a knight of Camelot. Will Arthur figure out the deception? Merlin belongs to the BBC.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere
That Beilschmidt Boy by Arabimitore reviews
Ludwig Beilschmidt is the heir to the pure-blood Beilschmidt family, whose name is simultaneous with the dark arts, and he doesn't even know it. What happens when he is sent to live with the Kirklands, a well respected line? Friendship, Betrayal and This.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,279 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Germany
Wally's Secret by Sunny Lighter reviews
It seems everyone on the team has a secret they don't want discovered, even Kid Flash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 119,240 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G., Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Neutral Countries Can't Fight Dark Lords by Inwitari Turelie reviews
In 6th year at Hogwarts Harry starts to act rather...differently. His anger is now Chopin not Capslock. With Hermione and Malfoy acting up too, what's going to happen? Features Austria, Prussia & Hungary so far. References pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,499 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Austria
A Friend in Need by Elfpen reviews
Gwaine has a problem. A big problem. A possibly treasonous, very dangerous, uncontrollable problem that may or may not get him killed and put all of his friends in danger. He once told Merlin that he was the only friend he had, and maybe that isn't true anymore. But Merlin is still the only friend he can trust. And he needs help. Non-slash. Post S4. Rated for drinking/drunkenness.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,947 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
It's a Bird! It's a FRITZ? by SonarTheHedgehog reviews
That's right. It turns out Prussia's little yellow Gilbird is actually his favorite boss reincarnated. This can't be anything but awesome, right? Although it's awfully hard to scold your idiot nation when the only thing you can say is "Piyo "
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Fritz, Prussia
Hetatheresia: Dear Gilbert by SunflowerKolKolKol reviews
After a battle between two countries leaves a city in shambles, Gilbert, a mercenary trained from birth to kill, discovers an orphaned child in enemy territory and decides to raise him. But can their twisted version of family survive biological warfare? Based on the game theresia: Dear Emile.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,738 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Germany, Prussia
The Burden Of Sickness by Dragonlover24186 reviews
How do you keep the world from knowing the most powerful nation in the world is sick? Matthew and Arthur are about to find out...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
New Ages by GriffinSky reviews
A story of reconstruction, because a world turned upside down cannot right itself in a day. Percy realizes this as he tries to deal with family, politics, and an investigation into ongoing Death Eater activities. Sequel to Proving Them Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,425 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Percy W., Audrey W.
Because of a Book by A Kugelschreiber reviews
France's favorite book is A Tale of Two Cities, which England really doesn't get. After he insults France's taste in stories,the two are suddenly confronted with their past. Literally. Hilarious drama ensues and soon England has a revelation. But the frog is still a frog right? Even if Winston Churchill says otherwise...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Best Policy by BlatantBookworm reviews
What is the most effective way of getting telemarketers to hang up? If you're the Young Justice team, then just answer the questions truthfully. Questions like *Can I talk to your parents?*. Little drabble.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Complete
Representation by Terachanglianzylan reviews
A college AU with a twist. They are still nations, but they don't know it. After an accident at the world meeting, they forget that they represent an entire country. Human names used. Full summary and characters inside. T because I'm paranoid.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,641 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012
The man of 42 seconds later by Zantetsuken Reverse reviews
Formerly a one-shot, now an infrequently updated group of semi-related one-shots. The Prime Minister meets England for the first time. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
The Curse of Camelot by Bibliophile109 reviews
Why is Merlin so afraid of revealing his magic? After all, there's not much anyone can do to an all-powerful warlock. Watch as a more mischievous Merlin comes to Camelot, unafraid of showing them how powerful he is. ON HIATUS
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
The Lies We Tell by Aida Caroti reviews
Gwaine lost everything because of an idle King. This is Gwaine's story from birth till before the series. 'In my eyes Gwaine you can do no wrong." "Even when I let the chickens out of the coop?" "Even then" "Even when I accidently angered the cows and they trampled the corn?" "That was you?" "Err no?"
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,420 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Gwaine
Bullying Seminars by BlatantBookworm reviews
When bullying someone, it's safest to know if they had any 'contacts' who can stop you. Like an older brother, or maybe a best friend who's a super-hero. Neither Wally or Dick are going to get picked on again anytime soon...
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 113 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
A Meeting of Minds by That Weirdo reviews
Italy is forced to sit in a room with America and finds out some interesting facts. Like the fact that both of them have a similar thought proses. Dark America and Italy. Not slash between these two.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/20/2012 - America, N. Italy - Complete
Another Man's Shoes by CynicAlb reviews
Arthur's always cavalier about Merlin's duties as a servant, this gives him the chance to see what it's really like to be a servant.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,599 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The War for Camelot by Miss Enthusiasimal reviews
Morgana marches on Camelot with he magical army. With Merlin and anyone who can be of any real help locked in a cell, will they be able to defeat her? ::..Sequel to Sickness Served Sweet..::
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Life with Lyrics AWESOME Style by yellow blaze reviews
Human AU Gilbert is attempting to make school more awesome, but has to visit the principal whenever he tries. Recent events may prove there's more to his reason of acting out than just "wanting to be awesome". Mentions of suicide, but not a death fic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,468 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Reading Backward With Purpose: Always and Always by Kriish reviews
Dumbledore is presiding over an important Order meeting in early July, 1995 when 'Merlin' provides them with a book to shape the future...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,613 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Severus S., Albus D.
Caged Dragon by Jissai reviews
Balinor escapes Camelot taking his family with him into Cenred's royal household. However, instead of protection, the royal family had other plans. What will happen when the sorcerer Emrys and Arthur meet twenty years later?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
The Chair by catdemonakatsukigirl reviews
Scotland had this nice chair in his room, a real comfortable chair where you would just sink into it when you sit in it. He really liked it, unfortunately so did someone at someone else was England. I have this chair and I'm Scottish. JoKer at end! THIS IS DONE! PLEASE DO NOT HIT THE FOLLOW BUTTON, HIT THE FAVORITE BUTTON! I AM SICK OF GETTING FOLLOWER MESSAGES ON THIS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
The Solemn Silence by Riddell Lee reviews
AU Gender-Bender. Silence Potter had a hard enough time at Hogwarts already, her less than satisfactory home-life reflected in her withdrawn and skittish nature. Then her potions teacher decided that she was something to be hated and things went down-hill TW:ABUSE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Severus S., OC
sorting of the axis powers by myrskytuuli reviews
sorting hat had deffinetly never seen anything like this before. How do you sort someone who is at the same time an non-human entity and completely useless moron. now with Germany and Japan
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
HetaOni: Final Loop by Sunruner reviews
The nations of the Second Loop survived and now the world needs answers. They have to know what happened and why it ended the way it did, and to get that they have to read the journal and figure out the final chapter for themselves. What did Italy know, and what could he never tell them? Recovery is up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,737 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
Who Wants To Live Forever? by mistamie reviews
Al Jones, who has loved and lost, drifts through time trying not to get to close to anyone because he mysteriously never ages. Arthur lost his little colony centuries long ago. When fate unites them, possibly not for the first time, what will happen? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,512 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - America, England/Britain
Draco's Guard by TheCISL23 reviews
Naruto was given a mission: Protect and guard Draco Malfoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Draco M., Naruto U.
Gwaine and the Necklace: The Loser's Prize by Kitty O reviews
"It's not valuable or anything. But I have to find it." No matter what Arthur says, Gwaine must find his lost chain. Merlin has to wonder why it's so important to the knight. No slash. For the Gwaine and the Necklace challenge.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
Secrets Spilled by Imagen99 reviews
Okay, basically this is going to be the trio's secrets spilled to a select few. It's like those 'read the book' fics, but without the book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,082 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Twelve Days of Christmas by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry wants to ask Hermione to marry him, but he has to prove himself to her father first. Does Harry have what it takes to get all the presents of the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" before the time-limit is up? H/Hr, AU, post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,223 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pure by Hesaluti reviews
It turns out that blood is important! Pureblood wizards are becoming ill and the only thing that helps them is blood from Muggle Born wizards. Guess who Hermione's blood is matched to? Draco Malfoy of course! Lots of Draco/Hermione interaction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,889 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tale of Dinas Emrys by PartlyInsaneEvilKitty reviews
This is a combination of an original legend with the world of Merlin. A terrifiying moment in Merlin's childhood is revealed. What's the real reason Hunith sent her son to live in Camelot? Also, who is this visiting King? No slash. Set before 4X09.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,537 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Merlin - Complete
The Way Back by ROSSELLA1 reviews
Spoilers for Lamia. The Knights are acting odd on the way back to Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Knight by annicaspoon reviews
"There's no way I can call accident on this one." When Artemis gets in trouble, who's going to be able to get her out of it? Multiple warnings.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis, Lawrence C./Sportsmaster - Complete
Panem's Games by RinaCath reviews
Panem rose, and the countries of the world fell. With the survivors wandering the Districts separated and alone, will they ever return to power, or will this year's Hunger Games mark the official end of the reign of the countries? For aph and/OR HG fans
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,708 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010
Through my Eyes by Jellyfish Jam reviews
This is a story of Sanji's life throughout the years with Chef Zeff, before he met Luffy and the crew. Learn of the bond that formed between the two and the toils they face. Rated T for language. Please R&R. Sorry for the long delay! Ch. 6 is here!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Sanji, Zeff
Growing Pains by RinaCath reviews
Prussia's journal entries surrounding the rise of a new nation - and the fall of another.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,975 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Prussia, Germany
What happened the last time we time travelled by Bri Nara reviews
The Magic Club decide to go time traveling, and it goes very wrong. It was all Romania's fault, really. Based off a one-time gag in another fic. One-shot. Crack fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Romania, Sealand - Complete
The Loyalty of Snakes by LyssaOneiroi reviews
A Muggleborn in Slytherin? Must have been a mistake, the Sorting Hat's senile. You might want to rethink that before Etain hears you. T for bad language and a little gore. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,429 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Draco M., OC
Reversal by Venath reviews
AU. Time travel. Attempt to put some original twists on a favorite. During one last battle with the Akatsuki, Naruto gets tossed back in time to his pre-Genin days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,561 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Capital Punishment by wretchedheartbreak reviews
Francis Bonnefoy is the head of the Central Intelligence Agency, with an interesting undercover job of which is perfectly complimented by his main job. Arthur Kirkland is a lowly law enforcement agent. When these two meet, it is anything but ordinary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,929 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - England/Britain, France
That ain't the Elder Wand mate by rachelah reviews
Drabble. Oneshot. The local teens drop a bombshell on Lord Voldemort just as he's about to kill Harry with the elder wand. Again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Bananas are on Fire! by arial-destiny reviews
England sets the kitchen on fire when he tries to peel bananas.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Like A Woman by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Germany is a girl that wants to be treated like a man in training and battle however the fact remains. She is still a girl and wishes to sometimes be treated as such. Once Italy learns of this he makes sure his beloved German gets the treatment she wants On hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/27/2011 - N. Italy, Germany
Gwaine's Reveal by XxWanderlustxX reviews
...In which Gwaine gets tackled, Uther is confused and Arthur decides Camelot is in dire need of extensive background checks. Pure silliness...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
Going Under by Flying Feather reviews
A young Artemis only wanted to wish her father well on Father's Day. Some things don't go as planned. Late Father's Day/Song fic.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis, Lawrence C./Sportsmaster - Complete
Love and Everyhting In Between by YuugisGirl reviews
Father's Day. It was a stupid holiday, really. That was what England had told himself for the past 101 years... USUK platonic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Haunted by Dead English Authors by True Colours reviews
England is trying to deal with today's problems and form stable international relationships, but his past won't let him go. It seems he can't have a simple dinner-party without the ghosts of authors past chipping in, some helpfully, others...not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Forgietan by Kyasarina reviews
It's depressing, realising that you've forgotten your old languages. Especially when it means you can't read ancient sagas, even if normal people wouldn't be doing it anyway. But as Scotland knows, all you need is a flashback to snap you out of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/5/2011 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Vita Obscura by X5-494 reviews
AU 6th year, Percy still isn’t talking to his family. He refuses to apologize until Arthur does too. Will these two ever see eye to eye? Will Percy ever come back to his family? And is there more to Percy than meets the eye?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Percy W.
An Awesome Second Chance TEASER by Satan's Sweeties reviews
Gilbert's been hit by a car and is stuck in limbo. According to God, he has a lot of potential and could do good for the world, but he's too selfish. He's given an ultimatum: if he can do 1,000 selfless things in a year, he'll live. If not… Modern AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Prussia
Twin Trios by Bright Yellow Angel Halo reviews
When Lord Voldemort met his downfall on Halloween, 1981, Dumbledore declared Percy Potter the Boy-Who-Lived. Harry, only loved by his mother, was forced down into the shadows. Until he went to Hogwarts and got sorted into Slytherin. HP/? WBWL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 95,035 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Different Choice by Riddell Lee reviews
AU. It's known that the smallest choice can shape a person's destiny, but what about a thought? Now, Harry thought it was hard enough being the "Boy Who Lived", but being the "Boy Who Lived Just To Get Sorted Into Slytherin" is a whole other game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,936 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Harry P.
The Lost Colonist by Infinity Complex reviews
He was not always the United States of America, or even the American Colonies. Once, he was just Alfred F. Jones, a little boy from the Lost Colony of Roanoke…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,262 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Family Seal by SilverHeart09 reviews
This is why it's important to ensure that your grammar is correct before you ask your son to arrest his servant for stealing your wife's seal.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4706 - Favs: 5,006 - Follows: 3,693 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Lies by aoi-akai reviews
Prussia has been wearing a fake mask all his life, but he doesn't think he can take much anymore. Can his friends and family save him from his fate before it's too late? Read on to find out! DONE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,379 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Big Brother France by MAKEMESOMETEA reviews
I don't even...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - England/Britain, France
A New Approch by Crumpled reviews
Naruto was living the life he'd always dreamed of... Hokage, a beautiful wife and a child on the way. Well, it WAS perfect until he was haphazardly tossed years into the past! Can he get home? Will he attempt to change the timeline? Time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,141 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The Master of Death by Hazel Sage reviews
One-shot. After coming home from their Aunt Luna's house, the three Potter children learn about the Deathly Hallows and discover a shocking truth about their father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Playing Big Brother by Hmob1994 reviews
Clearing up after a riot is never easy, especially when the Bad Touch Trio decide to visit. But Big Brother France always has a solution...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/5/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Worldsmith by puellanerdii reviews
Sent back in time to deal with a mysterious threat to England's nationhood, England and America contend with the undead, the power of language, and their own clashing personalities. USxUK. Also known as the "time travel, Shakespeare, and zombies" fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,436 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - England/Britain, America
All the Lies We've Told by Maithduine reviews
Percy has taken on a mission and is living a lie, and his assistant is the only one who knows the truth. A story of deception, love in a time of war, and what it takes to deny who and what you are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Percy W.
Out of the Ashes by Soot reviews
The Great Fire is sweeping through London and, amidst all this, Arthur is missing. Francis searches for him desperately. Arthur/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/25/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Happy Fathers' Day by Supey reviews
rex gets six a present for fathers day and six is a jerk
Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Rex S., Agent Six - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8444 - Favs: 17,576 - Follows: 7,218 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
When Merlin gave up being Humble by PB Headless reviews
Little one shot in which Merlin realises he isn't being thanked enough. NOT SLASH.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Preußens Gloria by Mestophilies reviews
AU 1918 is ending and World War I has come to a close. In the darkness of defeat and revolution, can Gilbert find a reason to keep hoping? Prussia X Hungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Prussia, Hungary
Arthur's Silent Guardian by Sydelle Rein reviews
A powerful sorcerer named Emrys resides in Camelot, a silent guardian to Prince Arthur. But why would any sorcerer protect a Pendragon? Candun intends to find out, even if it means kidnapping the prince of Camelot as bait. No Slash! Sequel now posted!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Of Princes and Parasites by Sami-Fire reviews
Prussia's birthday takes a sharp downturn when things don't go how he expects them to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Prussia - Complete
A Weasley's Mind by Mev852 reviews
10 Truths A few interesting facts about everyone's most overlooked Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Percy W. - Complete
Perfect by yodawolf reviews
Did you know you used to be my hero?" The story of Sirius Black and his dad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sirius B., Orion B. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army by SaRaPiE reviews
I'm not really sure about this one... just random story that came into my head
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Harry P., James S. P. - Complete
Surprise! by Tanya Tsuki reviews
England and France are both invited to America's house... A quick Father's Day-themed drabble
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
In Unlikeliest Places by frustratedfruitloop reviews
At 23 years old, ex-ANBU Captain Naruto is nothing like his former self. Can a year-long sojourn at Hogwarts, protecting a certain Harry Potter, restore him? --divergence starts at Naruto ch405-06, sixth year Hogwarts--
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,265 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U.
My Brother's Keeper by Dorus the Walrus reviews
Fred and George have never gotten along with Percy, but something is about to happen that will change their relationship forever. AU, not compatible with anything after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,685 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Percy W., Fred W.
To Steal a Second Chance by etienneofthewestwind reviews
He still did not know how things went wrong, but a twist of fate threw him to a place he never expected to return. What will he make of this opportunity? What are the consequences of even trying? Chapter 3: The answers Percy seeks are not in the library.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,721 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Percy W., Arthur W.
A Journey of Brothers by punkchick99 reviews
Sirius and James hate each other, right from the start as they were predestined to do. How long will it take for them to realise that they are meant to be friends? Will they ever realise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,578 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Sirius B., James P.
Order of the Phoenix: Reconvened by James D. Fawkes reviews
The wizarding world is gone. Harry Potter, master of the Hallows, must change this outcome. With the Elder Wand in one hand and his phoenix feather wand in the other, Harry goes back to change his future. Cerberus shall dine well tonight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,640 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 492 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Echo by Lya Darkfury reviews
The same year that Harry Potter starts school at Hogwarts a muggleborn is sorted into Slytherin. This story follows the books pretty closely until about the 6th book. Slightly AU. Rating may change later
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Draco M., OC
Negligence by kokoda2007 reviews
Left alone by John and Dean, Sam learns that not all predators are supernatural. Pre-series, hurt Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,118 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Sam W., John W. - Complete
Potterwatch by EruditeWitch reviews
This is a series of missing moments during Deathly Hallows, centering around the Potterwatch broadcast. As different characters listen to it in a time of crisis, their lives make changes, whether they be for better or worse. R/Hr, George/Angelina, Percy/O
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,057 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 3,386 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Sica by Kyriebess reviews
Adolescent Sam begins to rebel while his father tries to tighten the reins, but when the hunt gets dangerous, the Winchesters will need to put their disagreements aside to help each other survive. Hurt!Dean, protective!Sam, hurt!Sam, protective!John.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,260 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - John W., Sam W. - Complete
Why, Percy? by Jackline reviews
Charlie wants to know why
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,582 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Percy W., Charlie W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Heir of Pendragon by Aries Zodiac reviews
Harry is 'of age' and has no home. Where will he go? In the meantime, Percy Weasley has been trapped into paying two KinDebts and a Life Debt. He's on the front line for this war, but to protect his family, he must alienate them. noslash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,612 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Percy W., Harry P.
Harry Potter: The Slytherin Boy by Daedalus Plum reviews
Harry Potter is The Boy Who Lived...the one who defeated the Dark Lord...who restored hope to humanity years ago...the son of a Muggle-born...and in Slytherin House.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,787 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Harry P.
The Street Life by Samara-Morgan-101 reviews
AU. The Dursley’s abandon Harry on the streets and he grows up on the streets. At age 13 he bumps into his godfather and his adventure into the world of magic begins. FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,224 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Footsteps in Time by Goldenlioness4 reviews
Two boys, born into families that were destined to hate each other.When James and Sirius first meet at Hogwarts, see how their hate turns into friendship, their suspicions turn into trust and how they formed a bond as strong as brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,671 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
No Idiot by Indis of the Vanyar reviews
Percy Weasley is no idiot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Percy W.
I'd Kill You If You Weren't Already Dead by Backroads reviews
After helping defeat Voldemort, Ron finds himself not only dead, but a ghost. Worse, his brother Percy had died unbeknownst to the family a year earlier. Worse still, they've been sentenced to spend the next century together. Will they survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,462 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Ron W., Percy W. - Complete
Love And Loyalty by Jocelyn reviews
Fleeing a Death Eater attack, Harry winds up in the company of an unlikely Weasley. Rescued and returned to Grimmauld Place, Percy must face the truth at last, and find the courage to reconcile with his family--and Harry. No romance or slash. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,332 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Percy W., Harry P. - Complete
Amulet of Time 1: The Age of the Founders by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. After Harry gets a strange birthday gift, he and his friends end up on an epic journey across the ages as they try to get back home. First in the series, rewritten up to part 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,376 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
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Amelia reviews
Amelia Kirkland is an orphan whose trust has been broken one too many times. Abused in all shapes and forms, as well as neglected, she's learned to fend off for herself. She also refuses to talk. So, what happens when it's discovered that she does indeed have a family? They force her brothers to take her in, that's what. And neither party is happy with the new arrangements. Fem!Eng
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,323 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 3/21/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain, Scotland, Wales
History 101 reviews
A new secret organization has sprung up, and, for some reason, has set its sights on some high school in the US—the same institution his twin sister works at. Now, it is up to genius Special Agent Alfred F. Jones of the FBI to find out just what they're up to by going undercover as a history teacher. Luckily, his natural idiotic charm will make things easier. Or not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Japan, America, Russia, Canada
You're WHAT? reviews
In which Wally really likes girls, but also really likes guys. His team doesn't know . . . or the rest of the world, for that matter. Well, except Uncle Barry. But he doesn't count.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Wally W./Kid Flash
Half-Time reviews
You know that moment when you feel like repeatedly banging your head against a wall? That's it. On one hand, you have the suicidal, friendless, bullied teen who is failing all his classes. On another, you have the closet musician with a keen mind who happens to be one of the world's best hackers. Now, what to do when an off-grid CIA Agent discovers you? And, is all what it seems?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,111 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Prussia
Master of Death reviews
What happens when the Death Note falls in a certain individual's hands? One-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Muggles Kidnapped reviews
Two muggles suddenly find themselves at Hogwarts for some unknown reason, other than maybe a show? What? They try to logic it out, but things are just weird and don't add up. Is that a dragon? Ed and Nick were a bit screwed. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2015 - OC - Complete
Book 1: A Very Normal Year reviews
She couldn't believe it, but at the same time it made so much sense. She was a witch. And not only that, but everyone seems to be hiding something from her. Why do they treat her so coldly? Who is You-Know-Who? What the hell is a Hufflepuff? Growing up on the streets of London had taught her many things, and one of them is not to trust easily. Fem!Harry Mute Swearing Slytherin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,488 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Harry P., OC
Birth and Existance reviews
"Nation Personifications are like wolves."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Complete
A Supernatural Parody reviews
In which yet another apocalypse descends upon planet Earth, and Dean Winchester is so not amused. It's going to take a hella lot of pie to calm him down this time. Humanity, seriously. Dean yells at inanimate objects, Sam needs to chill, the bartender is out of a movie, and where the hell is that angel? Oh, and zombies are seriously ugly.
Crossover - Supernatural & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Complete
The Book of the Phoenix reviews
"About 140 years ago, the world went to hell. Yep. That about sums it up. A century and a half-ish years ago, the world went from the way you and I know it, to complete and utter chaos. And the worst part yet? No one saw it coming."
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Complete
A Better Birthday Than The Last reviews
It's been years since anyone bothered to remember Gilbert's birthday, and, honestly, he also stopped caring. But not this birthday, no. This year, Gilbert was actually going to make an effort to make himself happy, maybe truly laugh for the first time in a long time, none of that Kesese crap. It was his birthday, dammit, and he was going to enjoy it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,984 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Prussia - Complete
Well, This Sucks reviews
This was it. The last Regeneration was at the end of its life. There wasn't enough Regenerative Energy left, and The Doctor was given a fatal blow. Wait. Wha...? What? What. WHAT. WHAT? Bloody hell. Well, I guess things never go the way as planned... specially when The Doctor is involved. What will The Doctor do in this new predicament? The 14th Doctor? Not possible!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2013
Guess Who reviews
A stack of poems about the personifications of our favorite countries. I try to include their history, personality, reasons for certain things, deep thoughts, and such. Get to know your favorite character a bit better on a whole new level.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013
Naruto Undercover Ninja reviews
'The Outside' is what 'The Hidden Continent' refers to the other side of a strong Genjutsu barrier put there by Rikkudo Sennin. Naruto is given a reconnaissance/scout/spy/protection mission. She will have to go undercover as a Fifth Year Squib transfer student from Japan, and it will take all she has to stay hidden...for her own good and her village. FemNaruto Smart-ish Fuinjutsu
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,218 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Will to Endure reviews
Uzumaki Namikaze Naruto is the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, and because it is dangerous for a girl to live under such conditions she is disguised as a boy for her own good. Kyuubi. Female. Who the HELL has so many secrets? Has drama and humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Naruto U.
Twelve Days of Christmas reviews
12 Days of Christmas, War style! In 1998, Wizards were heard singing this song as an act of defiance and hope for the future. It summarizes every single difficulty that they went through. This is only the song, and currently typing a story to go with it. Tell me your opinion please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Complete
Oh, Why Me reviews
War is near. Sasuke got disowned from the Uchiha. Naruto and Jiraya had a fight. Both went MIA and later KIA, but their bodies were never found. Follow the two Jounin in their epic, ridiculous, survive-or-die adventure to get home. First: Escape enemy! Story being ADOPTED by the awesome Krystal Kitsune Uchiha .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.