Raggedy Dama
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Joined 01-02-12, id: 3587368, Profile Updated: 11-25-13
Author has written 15 stories for Cars, Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010, Merlin, Sherlock, Hobbit, and Doctor Who.

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I'm a seventeen year old female. I grew up in the cupboard with Harry, went to Rivendell with the Company, got a sonic screwdriver for Christmas and have this very awkward fascination of one Sherlock Holmes. But really...nothing happens to me. (Also, I'm an avid Johnlock and Tenth/Rose shipper).

Welcome to my profile. Hope you enjoy the stories that I publish here...I'm only writing for fun and hope you won't mind some little errors. Peace.

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We're Not a Couple! by Roxanne15927 reviews
A series of oneshots about Sherlock and John in awkward situations. Friendship, no slash, despite the incriminating title. Fluffiness abounds!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,903 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
A Fallen Compatriot by Spiritus Scriptor reviews
When Kili takes a fall from a cliff in the Misty Mountains, Fili initially blames Bilbo for their misfortune. But when Fili and Kili are sent back to Rivendell, Fili must decide whether or not to continue the journey to Erebor alone, facing an even greater danger than he ever thought possible. Petty quarrels are unwise if he wishes to save himself and his brother.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,690 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 4,497 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Taking Care of You (Is Not Easy to Do) - slash by Aate reviews
Dain misunderstands Thorin's order to "take care of Bilbo Baggins" and tries to execute Bilbo. Bilbo manages to escape and runs for his life, unaware that the dwarves after him are trying to apologize to him, not kill him. *This is the slash version (Thorin/Bilbo), the differences between the gen&slash version (begin to) become notable in the chapter 5.*
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,505 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
What Peace Brings by E-Loveless reviews
Following the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin's belief in Bilbo's betrayal has lessened, but not enough to take back his banishment. Bilbo and Gandalf travel to Rivendell, where Lord Elrond insists that they remain, due to Bilbo's pregnancy. When an dwarven envoy is sent to express gratitude to the elves, parts of the old company come as well. Bilbo has a choice to make. MPREG
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,636 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Inevitable Love Story between Two Oblivious Idiots by bgtea reviews
In which everyone sees the budding romance between Thorin and Bilbo, except, of course, for Thorin and Bilbo themselves.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 123,700 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Little Ducklings by Book girl fan reviews
Clover's view on the events leading up to and after the Barnyard Slaughter.
Animal Farm - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Complete
Hugs by fantasybean reviews
John needs a hug from Sherlock. These drabbles are SLASH- don't like it then don't read it. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 113,964 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Denial by Quiet Time reviews
John Watson makes a final visit to 221B on the advice of his therapist. Post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,039 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Your Hand In Mine by jayjayvee reviews
Sherlock's demons finally catch up with him and they are ripping his ever so brilliant mind to pieces. Can John save Sherlock from himself? T for contemplation of suicide, refrences to drugs, but more to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5087 - Favs: 11,679 - Follows: 1,361 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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and i'll try to fix you reviews
Sherlock's had trouble sleeping ever since his dramatic return. But it's only after he's woken up from a certain nightmare, that he realizes he hasn't quite told John about everything that happened on his time away. Including being taken captive by a throng of Serbian soldiers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Patently False reviews
Sherlock Holmes appears back in his life as the gunfire pursuing him. And although John Watson, is obviously no gentleman, the detective realises he may just be what he needs: a temporary fiancé to satisfy his family's worries. And just what had John so innocently become part of?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,605 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Winning Recipe reviews
AU:Sherlock Holmes; a long time Sous-Chef de Cuisine, claiming for the title 'head chef', finds an unexpected rival in the new commis-John Watson. Why unexpected? Because, much to his annoyance, the man can't even differ a brittish biscuit from a french biscoit. Eventual Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper
The Frost Is All Over reviews
AU: Bilbo Baggins of Bag End was proud to say that he was a very respectable hobbit, thank you very much. He was the last person you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or adventurous. That's why he felt that mysterious things would soon be happening to him, when on a dull Tuesday morning, a company of dwarves came along, claiming to be his friends.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Bilbo B., Gandalf, Frodo B., Thorin
Things We Lost On The Rooftop reviews
As John sits in his usual spot at the clinic, scrolling down the numerous texts from Mary, he wonders when did this life become so boring and simply not enough. He suspects it happened sometime between Sherlock Holmes' dramatic return, his proposal of marriage and John's stubborn refusal.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Smith Story reviews
Never were there seven more honest-seeming witnesses; never was there a more undeniable fact than the inversion of John Smith's anatomical structure.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Strawberries Taste How Lips Do reviews
A collection of one shots involving Johnlock kisses, almost kisses, awkward kisses or just mere brushes of lips. The mini stories are mostly unrelated.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,526 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Watson your face, John? reviews
Sherlock has been diligently avoiding asking John a particular question, not wishing to damage their newly developed friendship. It seems like he just can't hold it in himself anymore after a month of staying quiet.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/6/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Five times John thinks he sees Sherlock reviews
And the one time he does, he can't quite believe it. Takes place after Season 2. A Post Reichenbach\Reunion fic. (Ch.3 is out)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
We'll Start Anew reviews
Bilbo gets injured during the battle of five armies and remains unconscious for a few days. When he wakes up, he is surprised to find himself in a luxurious bed, which is at least three times bigger than his own.NOT SLASH. Everyone lives, nobody dies.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Friend as A Verb reviews
John and Sherlock one shots. The duo's growing friendship and their interactions between/during series.(Ch.5:Not a machine: 'To John, Sherlock Holmes was many things and an affectionate man was not one of them.')
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Always there reviews
"Family Does Not Have To Mean Blood Family." Unrelated Doc and Lightning father/son one shots. HUMANIZED.(chapter 10 is up)
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,102 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Doc/Fabulous Hudson Hornet, Lightning
Ensemble - Together reviews
A bunch of unrelated one shots that I've come up with, where Merlin is the Court Sorcerer and Arthur is the Once and Future King. Mostly, MXA bromance.(Chapter 6 is up)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,944 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
Sticks and Stones reviews
"Indubitably, magic is one of the subtlest and most difficult of the sciences and arts. There is more opportunity for errors of comprehension, judgment and practice than in any other branch of physics." Short stories, mostly including Balthazar and Dave father/son drabbles.(chapter 2 is up)
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Balthazar B., Dave S.
Trouble for me reviews
What if Doc is not dead after all? What if all this time he was hiding, just to not expose to danger the townsfolk? How will things turn out? some SalQueen.
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Lightning, Doc/Fabulous Hudson Hornet