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So hey, I'm pretty new at this so promise you'll be nice. I'm 20 years old and have an obssession, which boreders on unhealthy, with crime shows and Harry Potter. I really hope you enjoy my stories and I love reading reviews.

I honestly don’t get how people can’t like harry potter, even if just a little. It has a bit of everything for anyone. It had Hogwarts, a home to everyone during their school lives, everyone had a house, everyone had someone, anyone, to talk to at night. On our 11th birthday we waited for the rustle of paper or the flurry of wings, we rushed to the windows when we saw a bird go by, we checked the chimney and the mail box, waiting. But nothing came. On long car journeys we pressed our faces to the window pretending that we were on a red train to a place that would change our lives forever. With harry we ate in the hall, we watched Quidditch from the stands and we learned the names of the spells we one day hoped to use. We all whispered a quiet 'goodnight' to the boy who lived as we laid the book down or turned off the television, when we felt like nothing could be the same or would ever get better, we imagined Hagrid hugging us to keep us safe. When school seemed impossible we imagined Professor Trelawney or McGonagall or even Snape to make it easier, to make it better for us. Even slightly. But we never escaped the darkness of life; the magical world we found in the pages of a book didn’t erase the sadness and cruelty of the real world, but it helped bring the happiness and love shine through it to us. Hogwarts was a beautiful dazzle of life and light and warmth and not a day went by when it didn’t pass into our minds. All the characters within the pages helped bring something to all of us, Dumbledore taught us of the warmth and kindness of a mentor, dobby the symbol of freedom. Fred and George taught us the capacity for laughter is always there for us. Draco, in the end, taught us that there are two sides to every story and we don't always see the nicest side. Neville taught us of courage and strength can come from the smallest things, Luna that you can see more of the world, as long as you’re ready to find it. And Hagrid; Hagrid showed warmth and compassion the whole time, but the trio. Our golden trio. Taught a generation. Their own story was stretched across borders, across languages, across divisions and hearts and it somehow let people transcend their differences. Even as we went to school and did maths and science, and went home and did chores, our hearts were away. At Hogwarts, held in the warm safety of the Burrow, walking along the snowy path to Hogsmeade for our first Hogsmeade Weekend. And at the end of the day, we were in the four poster beds surrounded by green and silver, red and gold, bronze and blue, black and yellow, and while we may have been scared, or sad, or unsure, we were never ever alone. Which is why the following words bring tears to our eyes. “Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.”

When people say "When I was little I used to..." and I'm just sitting there awkwardly like "Umm I...still do that..."

Death: Take my hand...

Person: No! I know that if I touch you I'll die!

Death: OMG you're so smart! High Five!

Person High-Fives*

Death: Dumbass

25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and then you'll understand."

Dear Monsters in the Closet,

It's cool with me if you're gay.

Sincerely, Come on Out

"Families are messy. Sometimes the best we can do is remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum." (This totally describes my family)

I promise to remember Harry,
Each time I see lightning.
And I promise to remember Ron,
When I see red hair that’s blinding.

I promise to obey school rules,
For Hermione’s sake, of course.
And I promise to remember Malfoy,
When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Ginny,
Whenever I see an adoring fan.
And I promise to remember Neville,
When someone feels “no” but they say, “I can.”
I promise to remember Luna,
Whenever I see the moon.
And I promise to remember Fred and George,
When I see someone acting like a loon.

I promise to remember Dumbledore,
When I see someone with long, grey hair.
And I promise to remember Molly,
When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Tom Riddle,
Whenever I am scared.
And I promise to remember Hedwig,
When someone says “Always with you till the end.”

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter,
Wherever I may go,
So that all may see my obsession,
Because I know what the Potter fans know.

Things Disney taught me:
1. Its okay to be different and to be adventurous (The little mermaid)
2. Anyone can cook (Ratatouille)
3. A girl can do a mans job (Mulan)
4. Stop wishing and start doing (Alladin)
5. Youre not alone (Lion King)
6. Beauty isnt skin deep (Shrek and Beauty and the beast)
7. Don't give up, just keep swimming (Finding nemo)
8. More energy from laughter than screams (Monsters Inc)
9. You're never too old for an adventure (Up)
10. Children arent toxic (Monsters Inc)
11. One bug/person can make a difference (a bugs life)
12. Never look back, it distracts you from now (the incredibles)
13. Things get better (Cinderella)
14. Innocence isnt protection (Snow white)
15. Those who are gone never really leave us (Lion King)

If you didn’t read the books:

You wouldn’t know who Peeves was.

You wouldn’t know how the Weasley Twins made WWW coming from a poor family.

You wouldn’t know about Dumbledore and Grindelwald.

You wouldn’t know much about the Marauders.

You wouldn’t know about Voldemort’s past.

You wouldn’t know the TRUE meaning of “Always.”

You wouldn’t know much about Neville’s past.

You wouldn’t know much about Remus and Nymphadora.

You wouldn’t know about Teddy.

You wouldn’t know or understand the struggle of Draco Malfoy.

You wouldn’t know what really went on at the Quidditch World Cup.

You wouldn’t know much about Snape’s past.

You wouldn’t know or understand the true depth of Harry’s relation with Sirius.

You wouldn’t know about Winky.

You wouldn’t know about Dobby and his sacrifices.

You wouldn’t know much about Horcruxes.

You wouldn’t know about how the final Horcrux happened and how it was destroyed.

You wouldn’t know anything about Luna’s room.

You wouldn’t know about Dean in Shell Cottage.

You wouldn’t know that Harry repaired his own wand and returned the Elder Wand to its original resting place.

You wouldn’t know about the true importance of the Deathly Hallows.

You wouldn’t know about S.P.E.W.

You wouldn’t know Harry, Ron and Hermione’s O.W.L grades.

You wouldn’t know that Dudley said to Harry: “I don’t think you’re a waste of space.”

You wouldn’t know who Snuffles is.

You wouldn’t know that the Weasleys came to pick Harry from the Dursleys for the Quidditch World Cup.

You wouldn’t know how Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody died.

You wouldn’t know that the curse that chopped George’s ear off was actually Snape trying to stop another Death Eater.

You wouldn’t know about the other creatures Lupin introduced in third year, like the Grindylow.

You wouldn’t know what happened to Buckbeak.

You wouldn’t know that Draco and Tonks are cousins.

You wouldn’t know how to get to the kitchen.

You wouldn’t know that Stan Shunpike became a Death Eater.

You wouldn’t know about Sirius’ mum’s portrait.

You wouldn’t know how Remus became a werewolf.

You wouldn’t know about Victoire & Teddy.

You wouldn’t know Tonks’ parents.

You wouldn’t know Fred’s complete death.

You wouldn’t know Neville’s parents at St. Mungo’s.

You dont know Harry/Ginny’s real relationship

You wouldn’t know about the apparating sessions.

You wouldn’t know how Firenze took place of Divination teacher for a while.

You wouldn’t know much about anything.

You wouldn’t know that Harry and Lupin argued at Grimmauld Place.

You wouldn’t know about Dumbledore’s Funeral.

You wouldn’t know how Harry and Dumbledore actually made it to the Astronomy Tower that night.

You wouldn’t know the truth about Harry and Cho’s relationship.

You wouldn’t know what really went on in the Ministry of Magic. (Order of the Phoenix)

You wouldn’t know.

You wouldn’t know the truth of Dumbledore’s life or what happened to his sister, Ariana.

You wouldn’t know who Kendra is.

You wouldn’t know who Hepzibah Smith is.

You wouldn’t know how good Neville is at Herbology.

You wouldn’t know how much Voldemort affected Harry in The Order of the Phoenix.

You wouldn't KNOW.

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The Babysiter by Butterflywriter reviews
When Issie gets a sitting job from her roommate, she had not been told exactly who she would be working for or what it would all entail.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,307 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., OC - Complete
Genius, Billion-heiress, Socialite, Hero by PrincessTriSarahTops reviews
Alexandria Stallion-Stark has been called many things in the year since finding her father, Tony Stark. But she's about to take up the most important title of all as the newest member of the Avengers. How will this new role affect the dynamic at the tower? How will it affect her relationship with the team's leader, Captain America? And how does her father impact her choices now?
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,121 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 7/16/2016 - [Captain America/Steve R., OC] Iron Man/Tony S.
Lily's Defender by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Lily was bullied & teased for being too smart & a Muggleborn, until Sev, wealthy Prince heir, decides to defend her and cause the scandal of the decade. AU, LE/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 332,392 - Reviews: 2378 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Guardian by jlstreck reviews
What happens when Grace's world falls apart while Danny is in New Jersey handling some family business? Will Steve prove to be the guardian the little girl needs? McDanno slash
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 87 - Words: 207,526 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Steve M., Danny W., Grace W.
Right in Front of Me (Book 1) by ShabbyBeachNest reviews
Dark secrets and an even darker past threaten to destroy the boy on whom the entire wizarding world has pinned their hopes. Can Severus Snape find it within him to heal and accept the broken child of his nemesis, and in the process, ultimately heal and accept himself? (AU-ish w/ OC, but follows canon. Severitus - mentor/adoption - mentions sexual abuse, but no details - NO SLASH!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 129,037 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Bellatrix L., OC - Complete
A Bastans' Fate by EgyptianMoonbeam reviews
Two months have past since Jim Kirk and Commander Spock had been kidnapped and rescued. They are taking the Ambassadors from New Vulcan and two other planets to a Conference on Ardana, as they are applying for membership to the Federation. Full summary inside.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 35,537 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 3/14/2016 - [J. Kirk, Spock] [L. McCoy/Bones, M. Scott/Scotty]
Heart's Desire by StBridget reviews
Sequel to Heart and Soul. Danny and Steve cement their bond. Soulmate AU. McDanno established.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 4/10/2016 - [Danny W., Steve M.] - Complete
Memory Risk by fanreading reviews
Hermione goes to St. Mungo's to get help for a particular situation and gets a Healer she didn't expect. Draco Malfoy is doing something he's passionate about but has his own frustrating issue to deal with. How do these two help each other when their proximity is a risk, but necessary for the solution to their problem?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,531 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/20/2016 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Trouble Magnet by Irene Claire reviews
Steve gets into a bit of trouble while fixing his Marquis. Alone and stuck in his shed, he's out of options until someone remembers that he's missing. A bit of Steve whump/angsty Danny. Some poor language. Just a silly twiddle (which means it's not 20 chapters long!).
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,286 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Steve M., Danny W., Grace W. - Complete
Iron Business Man by silver drip reviews
Pepper is a great CEO, but sometimes she needs help from the man she learned it all from.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Family Bonds by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 517,184 - Reviews: 7867 - Favs: 6,845 - Follows: 7,158 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Happily-Ever-Afterville by FeedtheFlames reviews
A series of related one-shots in what I call Happily-Ever-Afterville, where Arthur lives, Merlin reveals his magic, Gwen and Arthur have lots of babies, Gwaine and Percival each get their own respective families, and Merlin stays the same forever (the goofy uncle!). Mostly humor and fluff but some serious moments as well. Not sure how often I'll update so listed as complete.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,715 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere, Gwaine - Complete
Hot chocolate and horror movies by DiabolicTenshi reviews
Zach is ill and Chris doesn't want to go to the Halloween party so he stays with him and watched horror movies instead. The problem is, he hates horror movies... Star Trek RPF! Fluff, nothing explicit!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Variation on a Theme by Kchan88 reviews
When Reid falls mysteriously ill while working a case in Princeton, New Jersey, he is sent to Dr. Gregory House and his fellows for a diagnosis. Both teams soon find themselves caught in an unsub's sick game, both in danger of losing one of their own.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,972 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
The Epic Bro Story of Kirk and Sulu by Tsinoitulover reviews
"In another universe, Jim Kirk first speaks with Hikaru Sulu when they're seconds away from space diving thousands of kilometers into scorching Vulcan atmosphere in a near-suicide mission to take out an alien drill of the future or die trying. Sulu stabs a bitch.  Kirk jumps off the drill.   Naturally, it only follows that Kirk and Sulu become punk-ass bros of the best kind."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/1/2012 - J. Kirk, H. Sulu - Complete
The End Is Only the Beginning by CreateImagineWrite reviews
Merlin is forced to reveal his magic to protect Arthur and Camelot from a vengeful sorcerer who knows who he truly is. Set sometime after Season 4. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,236 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Stories' Teller by Kitty O reviews
Arthur's son meets an interesting man who tells him stories about his father. "They weren't fairy tales, Father. They were real stories. About you. He said he had stories no one else did." Guess who? Oneshot, no slash, Arwen referred to.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Harry Potter McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,056 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Realms by Spyridon reviews
ADOPTED: Harry Potter is neglected in infancy, and kidnapped by a person determined to save him. From there he grows up happily, but his life is turned upside down when fate calls on him to return to and save the world he once belonged to. CH 11 posted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,393 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Horror Stories are Illogical, Captain by GothicCheshire reviews
Captain Kirk is many things, bold, charismatic, daring, and, almost unquestionably, a genius. However, when he makes a certain Vulcan tell a horror story to the Bridge Crew and himself...he may just wind up getting a bit more than he bargained for.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Spock - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 5174 - Favs: 6,318 - Follows: 3,489 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
He Called Me Rory reviews
AU What if Draco Malfoy had an older sister? She seems the perfect example of a pureblooded daughter poised and elegant to the fullest extent, but there's a twist, she doesn't agree with her fathers ways. Read on to discover the choices and friends she makes as she tries to create her own path in life without incurring the wrath of her father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2016 - George W., OC, Fred W.