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So hey, I'm pretty new at this so promise you'll be nice. I'm 20 years old and have an obssession, which boreders on unhealthy, with crime shows and Harry Potter. I really hope you enjoy my stories and I love reading reviews.
I honestly don’t get how people can’t like harry potter, even if just a little. It has a bit of everything for anyone. It had Hogwarts, a home to everyone during their school lives, everyone had a house, everyone had someone, anyone, to talk to at night. On our 11th birthday we waited for the rustle of paper or the flurry of wings, we rushed to the windows when we saw a bird go by, we checked the chimney and the mail box, waiting. But nothing came. On long car journeys we pressed our faces to the window pretending that we were on a red train to a place that would change our lives forever. With harry we ate in the hall, we watched Quidditch from the stands and we learned the names of the spells we one day hoped to use. We all whispered a quiet 'goodnight' to the boy who lived as we laid the book down or turned off the television, when we felt like nothing could be the same or would ever get better, we imagined Hagrid hugging us to keep us safe. When school seemed impossible we imagined Professor Trelawney or McGonagall or even Snape to make it easier, to make it better for us. Even slightly. But we never escaped the darkness of life; the magical world we found in the pages of a book didn’t erase the sadness and cruelty of the real world, but it helped bring the happiness and love shine through it to us. Hogwarts was a beautiful dazzle of life and light and warmth and not a day went by when it didn’t pass into our minds. All the characters within the pages helped bring something to all of us, Dumbledore taught us of the warmth and kindness of a mentor, dobby the symbol of freedom. Fred and George taught us the capacity for laughter is always there for us. Draco, in the end, taught us that there are two sides to every story and we don't always see the nicest side. Neville taught us of courage and strength can come from the smallest things, Luna that you can see more of the world, as long as you’re ready to find it. And Hagrid; Hagrid showed warmth and compassion the whole time, but the trio. Our golden trio. Taught a generation. Their own story was stretched across borders, across languages, across divisions and hearts and it somehow let people transcend their differences. Even as we went to school and did maths and science, and went home and did chores, our hearts were away. At Hogwarts, held in the warm safety of the Burrow, walking along the snowy path to Hogsmeade for our first Hogsmeade Weekend. And at the end of the day, we were in the four poster beds surrounded by green and silver, red and gold, bronze and blue, black and yellow, and while we may have been scared, or sad, or unsure, we were never ever alone. Which is why the following words bring tears to our eyes. “Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.”
When people say "When I was little I used to..." and I'm just sitting there awkwardly like "Umm I...still do that..."
Death: Take my hand...
Person: No! I know that if I touch you I'll die!
Death: OMG you're so smart! High Five!
25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and then you'll understand."
Dear Monsters in the Closet,
It's cool with me if you're gay.
Sincerely, Come on Out
"Families are messy. Sometimes the best we can do is remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum." (This totally describes my family)
I promise to remember Harry,
I promise to obey school rules,
I promise to remember Ginny,
I promise to remember Dumbledore,
I promise to remember Tom Riddle,
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter,
Things Disney taught me:
If you didn’t read the books:
You wouldn’t know who Peeves was.
You wouldn’t know how the Weasley Twins made WWW coming from a poor family.
You wouldn’t know about Dumbledore and Grindelwald.
You wouldn’t know much about the Marauders.
You wouldn’t know about Voldemort’s past.
You wouldn’t know the TRUE meaning of “Always.”
You wouldn’t know much about Neville’s past.
You wouldn’t know much about Remus and Nymphadora.
You wouldn’t know about Teddy.
You wouldn’t know or understand the struggle of Draco Malfoy.
You wouldn’t know what really went on at the Quidditch World Cup.
You wouldn’t know much about Snape’s past.
You wouldn’t know or understand the true depth of Harry’s relation with Sirius.
You wouldn’t know about Winky.
You wouldn’t know about Dobby and his sacrifices.
You wouldn’t know much about Horcruxes.
You wouldn’t know about how the final Horcrux happened and how it was destroyed.
You wouldn’t know anything about Luna’s room.
You wouldn’t know about Dean in Shell Cottage.
You wouldn’t know that Harry repaired his own wand and returned the Elder Wand to its original resting place.
You wouldn’t know about the true importance of the Deathly Hallows.
You wouldn’t know about S.P.E.W.
You wouldn’t know Harry, Ron and Hermione’s O.W.L grades.
You wouldn’t know that Dudley said to Harry: “I don’t think you’re a waste of space.”
You wouldn’t know who Snuffles is.
You wouldn’t know that the Weasleys came to pick Harry from the Dursleys for the Quidditch World Cup.
You wouldn’t know how Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody died.
You wouldn’t know that the curse that chopped George’s ear off was actually Snape trying to stop another Death Eater.
You wouldn’t know about the other creatures Lupin introduced in third year, like the Grindylow.
You wouldn’t know what happened to Buckbeak.
You wouldn’t know that Draco and Tonks are cousins.
You wouldn’t know how to get to the kitchen.
You wouldn’t know that Stan Shunpike became a Death Eater.
You wouldn’t know about Sirius’ mum’s portrait.
You wouldn’t know how Remus became a werewolf.
You wouldn’t know about Victoire & Teddy.
You wouldn’t know Tonks’ parents.
You wouldn’t know Fred’s complete death.
You wouldn’t know Neville’s parents at St. Mungo’s.
You dont know Harry/Ginny’s real relationship
You wouldn’t know about the apparating sessions.
You wouldn’t know how Firenze took place of Divination teacher for a while.
You wouldn’t know much about anything.
You wouldn’t know that Harry and Lupin argued at Grimmauld Place.
You wouldn’t know about Dumbledore’s Funeral.
You wouldn’t know how Harry and Dumbledore actually made it to the Astronomy Tower that night.
You wouldn’t know the truth about Harry and Cho’s relationship.
You wouldn’t know what really went on in the Ministry of Magic. (Order of the Phoenix)
You wouldn’t know.
You wouldn’t know the truth of Dumbledore’s life or what happened to his sister, Ariana.
You wouldn’t know who Kendra is.
You wouldn’t know who Hepzibah Smith is.
You wouldn’t know how good Neville is at Herbology.
You wouldn’t know how much Voldemort affected Harry in The Order of the Phoenix.
You wouldn't KNOW.