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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

What! you don't like your job? why didn't you mentioned before? there's a help group for it... it's called everybody and the meet at the pub

I'm a bookworm who enjoys reading, not only so called "real books" (I go around always with one) but also fan-fiction (Harry Potter, LOTR, Starwars, X-Files, NCIS, you name it...) actually I am quite open minded and usually give a try to anything catching my fancy. Only recently have I tried my hand at writing a fiction (which has received no reviews, so I'm a much better reader than author ;-).

The only thing which gets on my nerves within Fan Fiction Net are opinionated asses. The people out there writing the stories are doing the thousands of "lurkers" (like myself) a great favor by posting, therefore I tend to find flames and uncaring reviews quite out of place. This is a big world so if you don't like something, wether it is the ship of the story, the characters, mpreg, slash, whatever... just don't read it. An even more important, do not try to post your uninteresting and mostly bigoted opinion for others to read. The writer has done an effort to post the story, it may be a good one or it may be a bad one, it may have spelling errors or it may be greatly written but just think about the time and effort invested in each one and be respectful. No one is forcing anyone else to read a story, if you like it review it, let the author know, that's the only thing they get from writing here, if you don't like it just go quietly to the next one.

The head is round to allow all possible ideas to get around.

Ginger Rogers made the same Fred Astaire did, only on high heels and backwards. (if someone knows who said it, let me know)

There are only two kind of people, those who say they are good and those who get caught. (ditto)

Diplomacy is the art of being able to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Will you walk a little faster? Said a whiting to a snail, there's a porpoise just behind us and he's treading on my tail (Lewis Carrol)

Was ist der Einbruch in eine Bank schon für ein Verbrechen gegenüber ihre Gründung (Berthold Brecht)

Vencereís, pero no convencereís, porque para convencer es necesario razonar y para vencer basta con la fuerza bruta (Miguel de Unamuno, 12 de octubre de 1936)

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To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 7961 - Favs: 12,798 - Follows: 10,021 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Beginnings by kerriclifford240879 reviews
When does a relationship really begin? When does it really end? And why does it twist us up inside, until right and wrong are no longer distinguishable?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,448 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Marcus F., Katie B.
Fantasieve by Katterrena reviews
Marcus Flint was obsessed with Katie Bell when she was a Gryffindor. What are their lives going to be like when they are both in Slytherin House? Based, with permission, on se1ge's Detained.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,462 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Marcus F., Katie B.
On Being Female by Nomad1 reviews
It began, as did so many bewilderments small and large, with a declaration by Captain Carrot.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Carrot, Sam Vimes - Complete
A Light of Darkness by Auset's Tears reviews
When Sauron falls, Rakhan the Uruk-hai flees the world, finding unlikely refuge in dangerous forest. As a lifelong slave of darkness, freedom is both terrifying and beautiful to the renegade warrior. He wants nothing more than to forget the outside world, until a shocking discovery brings Rakhan face to face with his violent past, and offers him a future beyond his imagining.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,157 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete
Patients Wearing Thin by Miss Yetigoosecreature reviews
Well, he had always had what his mother referred to as the Vimes tendency to niggle at things and the Ramkin tendency to meddle in them. Doctors and watchmen have more in common than many people might suspect. Featuring mostly Young Sam Vimes.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,605 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Sam Vimes, Cheery L. - Complete
A Lie Gets Halfway Around the School by MidniteMarauder reviews
...Before the Truth Has a Chance to Get Its Pants On. When a potions incident leaves Remus up the proverbial creek, life at Hogwarts quickly takes a turn for the worse—or perhaps for the better, if Sirius has any say in the matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,082 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
You've Got Email by TigerLily888 reviews
The team posts personal ads on a matchmaking website for Emily and Hotch who start exchanging emails with each other, not knowing the identity of their 'perfect match'. Now complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,720 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Gleaming Road by Mel Blue 1 reviews
When Denethor orders Faramir to seduce Eomer it highlights some cultural differences between Gondor and Rohan, and leads to a moment of self-discovery for Faramir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,132 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Eomer, Faramir - Complete
Phases of Life by doodlechick12 reviews
AU. Sirius Black's life has been ruined. And it's all James Potter's fault. A potions accident irrevocably changes the future for the four marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Daddy Issues by ArtificialAorta reviews
Sirius has to pick up Teddy after he gets into some trouble at school again . R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Sirius B., Teddy L. - Complete
A Different Path by mrsjackturner reviews
The events that took the lives of James and Lily Potter cannot be changed, but what if the actions of Sirius Black afterwards weren't so set in stone? Raising Harry AU RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,484 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Child of Kashyyyk by Child of Mars reviews
Chewbacca finds a human cub in the jungle and takes it home, little knowing who that human would become... Rated T just to be safe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,578 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Chewbacca, Han S. - Complete
Below the Salt by Thanwen reviews
What might the common Rohir think, seeing his King and new Queen in obvious bliss and mutual understanding? Warning: You might enjoy the story for itself but to understand the punch line you should have read Lialathuveril's "The Abduction of Éomer".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Children of the Future by Diggs reviews
The Solo children must be hidden again for their own safety, but they get sent to the only two people who can truly protect them: Han and Leia... before they were married.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,271 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Driving Lord Vader by frodogenic reviews
AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Solo - Complete
Sexual Education by ArtificialAorta reviews
After being caught in the hall, Sirius and Remus are taken up to Dumbledore's office for what they assumed was a stern warning...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Skeletons by ArtificialAorta reviews
Sometimes you just have to confront the skeletons in your closet before you can move forward. Sometimes it's someone else's skeleton.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Teddy L. - Complete
Padfoot and 'The Talk' by marauders716 reviews
Sirius decides that it's time for Harry to receive 'The Talk', Harry just wishes he could escape- little does he know, he will never look at donuts or bananas the same way again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8007 - Favs: 14,833 - Follows: 6,375 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben S. - Complete
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 4,395 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Where's My Cow? by shewhoguards reviews
Are we not all, in some way, searching for our cow? At least, Vimes is, and he's enlisted the Guard to help.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 6,857 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Happy Halloween by C.Queen reviews
At the age of five Albus and Scorpius meet up at a Halloween party, neither knowing who the other is. Things get a bit complicated though, when Albus mistakens Scorpius for a girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,495 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Summer Escape by enchanted nightingale reviews
After his 4th year the Delacours see Harry alone at Kings Cross and decide to take him to France where an unusual romance blooms between Harry and Rabastan Lestrange. But will it last longer than the first night? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,718 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Rabastan L., Harry P. - Complete
Where Be Dragons? by Astrothenut reviews
Samuel Vimes, Commander of the Watch, Duke, Knight, husband, and father-to-be faces his most terrifying foe when two hundred dragons go missing from the Sunshine Sanctuary. A Last Hero one-shot.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Laundry Day by ardavenport reviews
Obi-Wan learns a few things about younglings and Jedi discipline.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., OC - Complete
Momentum by Children of the Shadows reviews
An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 295,885 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/22/2006 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Hidden by Disco Shop Girl reviews
ROTS AU: Anakin is woken from his dream before it can warn him of his fate. Without that fear hanging over him he feels a disturbance in the force, and chooses to leave before it can manifest itself. Anakin–Padmé, Obi–Wan
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,147 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Future Imperfect by TheRealThing reviews
A time travel story in which Anakin Skywalker is sent to the future to witness the consequences of his actions.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,437 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 3,746 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Ambient Dreams by sohna reviews
Sometime following his dream of Padme dying, Anakin has another dream that shows him what will happen if he turns to the Dark Side. EU not respected except for Jedi Apprentice. AU angst.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,281 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] - Complete
A Match Made in Heaven? by TheMidgetBee reviews
Lord Vetinari is bored. So when Drumknott brings to his attention the fact that he and Commander Vimes are becoming gay icons in AnkhMorpork, it gives him an idea about how he could amuse himself...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 4,312 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Dynasty by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Coauthor: Rebecca Thomson. Abandoned on the first Death Star, Luke's true identity is revealed and Vader takes him to Coruscant. There he learns about the Empire and the Dark Side even as he hears his best friend has joined the Alliance.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 332,375 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Protector by TheRealThing reviews
Padme Amidala has survived, and has spent the past five years with her twins in hiding from the Emperor. She believes Anakin died on Mustafar, but soon learns the truth.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 115,926 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Divorce? by HKBlack reviews
When Remus and Sirius get in a fight, Harry is forced to wonderwhat will the out come be? And will they have an unmarriage? AU SiriusRemus Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 2,669 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 4,188 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Kissing is Different by Lady Bluejay reviews
Eomer and Lothiriel? They must have met somewhere and it would never have been in the libary. A little bit of nonsense with a twist. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
The Dad He Didn't To Be by ShadowWriter1960 reviews
Hermione’s son talks about his stepfather. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Mellon by LondonBelow reviews
Legolas encounters two-year-old Estel for the first time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
Ginger by ice queen reviews
Draco keeps having these dreams, and they're throwing off his bad boy groove. But they aren't scary... Cept for him, that is. [COMPLETED]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,285 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/4/2002 - Published: 2/12/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Runaway by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Coauthored by Rebecca Thomson. What if Luke had runaway from Tatooine and joined the Imperial Academy and Vader found him there?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 49,406 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/7/2001 - Published: 7/23/2000 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Veil of Possibilities or meeting the Blacks reviews
AU.After falling through the Veil Sirius is traveling through different universes trying to find his way home. He falls into a universe where he's married, raising Harry and still part of the very dark Black family eventhought he was sorted into Griffindor and Moony's best friend. After all blood is thicker than water.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,192 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sirius B.