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Author has written 17 stories for Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹, Future Diary/未来日記, and Nichijou/日常.

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Good morning, friends. Did you paint your nail pink? I did. This nail polish stinks.


Call me Scissors or Rita.

I'm an amateur writer always open to critique and hearing new ideas!

Also, don't read my old stories; I plan to delete them soon when I'm not being so lazy.

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Shadow's Fate by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
Despite what the Hinata siblings and the Keroro platoon were lead to believe Saburo reveals himself to be a 'man in black' part of a government organization that keeps aliens hidden from the public. He betrays his friends trust and kidnaps the Keroro platoon causing Natsumi, Fuyuki and Angol Mois to have to team up to save them. Dark Saburo.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,674 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 2/28 - [Angol Moa/Mois, Kururu/Kululu] Saburo/623/Mutsumi - Complete
Happy End: Conquest by StuffedCrustLord reviews
Taking place one year after the events of "Happy end". Giroro and Natsumi have created a happy life together on the now desolated planet Earth, taking care of Keroro and Tamama and raising their newborn son, Teri. But just as Giroro's long life as a soldier has taught him; when happiness is present, tragedy isn't far behind. (Rated M for blood and gore) (WARNING: character death)
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,799 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Giroro, Natsumi H.
Tamama VS Kululu: Place Your Bets by StuffedCrustLord reviews
Private Tamama and Sargent Major Kululu have placed a bet. Now, Tamama must find a way to get Momoka to confess her love for Fuyuki, before Kululu gets Giroro to confess to Natsumi. Who will win the life-altering bet? What changes will occur because of it? Only one way to find out!
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,973 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Fuyuki H., Giroro, Momoka N., Natsumi H.
Revenge-Filled Apple by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
Medieval fantasy AU. When an evil Dictator threatens Natsumi's family she is forced to flee into the forest to save her and her brother's life. Swearing revenge on the person who hurt her, she becomes determined to beat the person who attacked her. But revenge has many costs, and is she the only one who has sworn revenge? Based loosely on fairy tales.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,446 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/10 - [Natsumi H., Giroro] Kururu/Kululu - Complete
The Dead Beast by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
When Keroro and his platoon journey to a planet for supplies for a celebration, they get sucked into a black hole teleporting them to a future where they've invaded, or more specifically Kululu has. Seeing the destruction he's caused they try to search for a way back, only to find they need the new dictator Kululu to help them. Two geniuses are better than one. Except not always.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,086 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Angol Moa/Mois, Kururu/Kululu] [Keroro, Tamama] - Complete
One Hundred Days by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
A theme challenge that is dedicated to the duly unnoticed Garuru Platoon. Secrets, thoughts, pasts, pasta... and a whole jug of water. Welcome to Arizona.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 239,407 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Garuru
The Hinata House by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
"Oh, and Sarge?" he added, peeking out the door. "No invading, please." Fuyuki left the room, but nobody was sure who he had been talking to. There was no "Sergeant" in the room. Just Keroro, Fuyuki's roommate in the Mental House. Whether this is all just one big conspiracy, or Fuyuki actually HAS gone crazy, no one knows for sure. collab by Rainbowkittybattlescars
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,237 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Fuyuki H., Natsumi H.
The Sin of Hope by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
Post apocalyptic AU. The mortal plane has become trapped between an endless battle between Heaven and Hell. The Seven Deadly Sins and Heavenly virtues fight over the fate of mortals in this world. There's only one question since the fighting seems endless; how did things get like this for the Keroro platoon?
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,402 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Fuyuki H., Giroro, Kururu/Kululu, Natsumi H. - Complete
When Everything Goes Wrong by Kikyoremura reviews
It's Fuyuki's birthday and his secrets are revealed. Will the platoon, his family and friends be able to save him and keep the horrible future from happening? Or will everything go wrong...? Many pairings included. Rated M for gory violence and certain scenes
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,665 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 8/25/2012
Insanity at a loss by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
In a failed invasion plot of the Keroro platoon's, Kululu has accidentally created a virus that causes homicidal tendencies. How will the Keroro platoon deal with this? Will they survive the trails that this virus tosses at them? Violence and death fic. Pairings included.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,941 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Complete
Kululu and Mois go Trick-or-Treating by StuffedCrustLord reviews
Mois wants to spend her first Halloween Trick-or-treating with someone, and Kululu seems to be the only person available. Things seem bland at first for Kululu, but when the night suddenly takes an unexpected turn, the two begin to see a new side of each other that they never could have seen coming. (Rated T for language and gore)
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Angol Moa/Mois, Kururu/Kululu - Complete
Happy end by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
The Keron military is finally sick of the Keroro platoon slacking off and comes to Pekopon to take over the invasion and punish the frogs who didn't invade successfully. Rated M for violence. Gironatsu. Warning: Character death.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 78,525 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Giroro, Natsumi H.] - Complete
The Mole by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
Who is your friend? Who is your enemy? Nobody knows; except the Mole...
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,806 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 10/28/2013
Guns by ohmanwhatsthis reviews
Kururu feels his abilities aren't being put to their best use. When Giroro comes by with a request from Keroro, he makes his anger known.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Giroro, Kururu/Kululu - Complete
Loveletters With No Reader by santizhizi reviews
These are some loveletters from a pekopon girl in this world to Dororo-kun. All of those letters are real ones expressing true feelings.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Dororo/Zeroro
Trial of Darkness by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
After Fuyuki decides to sleep in a haunted house with his friends and family; after the Garuru platoon joins them looking for a serial killer on the loose the group gets sucked into the killer's realm who has taken control of the house, separating them in different dimensions and forcing them to play a survival game.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Angol Moa/Mois, Kururu/Kululu, Tororo, Chiroro
The End of an Adventure (1K Sgt Frog Fanfictions Celebration!) by StuffedCrustLord reviews
Keroro's life is coming to an end. What does he regret? Short answer; Everything.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/8/2014
Giroro Presents: Dating the Enemy! by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
Keroro presents a rather disdainful yet alluring plan for our favorite and only Corporal of the Armpit Platoon... not like the poor guy has a choice.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 129,859 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Giroro, Natsumi H.
Can I love you? by iExpress reviews
Summer came along and this year, it brought something strange and new to Giroro. This will be the time to remember.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,110 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Giroro, Natsumi H.
My Immortal Parody by labyrinthofsuffering11 reviews
A little parody of the terrible fic My Immortal
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,914 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012
Keron's Project X by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
A plan of revenge... in the misfortunate hands of a group of idiots.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2014
WFS by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
Three little letters.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Zoruru
Star crossed by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
Princess Summer, of the kingdom of Ebilon wishes to be free of her restrictions as a princess and for people to accept her for who she is, even with her violent nature, (which she denies she has) Meanwhile in her rival kingdom prince Rikiya wishes to impress his parents with his accomplishments from conquest. Will these two enemies fall in love? Sgt. Frog AU
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,641 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Giroro, Natsumi H. - Complete
Beta lives entwined by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
This follows a what if scenario if Keroro's platoon came to pekopon three years earlier. New characters find different platoon mates as Natsumi and her best friend Mari try to keep alien frogs from invading. (Based on Mine Yoshizaki's original concept for sergeant frog and an ode to the five girls Mine Yoshizaki threw out to never exist in cannon)
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,906 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Keroro, Natsumi H.
Night Terrors by Dr. Dee Da Dee reviews
Normality is a distant dream in the prison of Taruru's mind. (Contains mild gore and rare use of bad language)
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Taruru
Dilemma by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
There was really only two options. One: do it. Or, two: don't. Koyuki wasn't taking no for an answer, though.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Dororo/Zeroro, Koyuki - Complete
America's and Prussia's Adventures in Candyland by Hazelstiltskin reviews
By the way. Those are our, the writers, aliases. These are short stories that we made in school and are guaranteed to touch your soul... in more ways then one. HONHONOHONHON. I kid. But I AIN'T NO GOAT FOO. If a single soul complains about the beauty of our masterpieces we will hunt you down. ;3 ENJOY, DUDES. LIKE IT LOSERS, I'M AWESOME!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - America, Prussia
I won't lose you! by StuffedCrustLord reviews
Natsumi is deathly ill with a dangerous space disease that has no known cure. Her condition is getting worse and worse every passing second. Now, it's up to Giroro to help her by putting her out of her misery. But can he bring himself to do it? Short GiroNatsu Story...
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Giroro, Natsumi H. - Complete
Propose by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
Kululu is trying to propose to Angol Mois. But he's experiencing many trials along the way.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Angol Moa/Mois, Kururu/Kululu - Complete
Confession by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
Sometimes things come out better when you're writing nonstop. Sometimes things tend to... slip... when you're writing nonstop... /KuruMois request by RainbowKittyBlossomWings
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Kururu/Kululu, Angol Moa/Mois - Complete
Kururu and Mois Present: The Angol and the Frog! by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
(The totally uncorny version!) Tororo seeks revenge when Kururu's evil mastery goes too far. He comes up with an interesting... plan... that might involve an unwitting participant (and one of Kururu's greatest horrors); innocent Angol Mois.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,741 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Kururu/Kululu, Angol Moa/Mois
Tracing a Pattern by Dilandau2 reviews
A series about Yuno in the 1st world, which traces her life before the survival game and also her developing feelings for Yuki.
Future Diary/未来日記 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,322 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Yukiteru A./Yuki/1st, Yuno G./2nd
Love's a Gathered Storm by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
Thunderstorms... she doesn't like thunderstorms...
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Complete
Master, I am your ship by The-Derp-We-Call-Taruru reviews
So what if the Garuru platoons ship could talk? What if it was actually alive. Watching them live inside her every day. What would she think of them? This is the story of her retirement day. A story told by a spaceship. -one shot thingy-
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Complete
The way to take by Dukeofnachos reviews
Natsumi has never been one to take the easy way.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Giroro, Natsumi H., Saburo/623/Mutsumi - Complete
Kululu and Mois: Head Games by Nitocolus reviews
Angol Mois has always been a bit of a ditz, but when she finds some of her memories are false or simply missing, she decides she could use a head doctor. Who does she turn to? Residential asylum prospect, Kululu! The problem with their therapy is that the Yellow Devil seems to have his own share of missing memories as well. Of course, that's just a coincidence. Right? Kulumois.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,317 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Kururu/Kululu, Angol Moa/Mois
One of Those Days by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
"Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves..." - James Matthew Barrie
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Angol Moa/Mois, Kururu/Kululu - Complete
This Is What The Flowers Say by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
Pururu and Garuru play a little game...
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Garuru, Pururu - Complete
Dororo Presents: No Hugs or Kisses From the Mr and Mrs! by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
Dororo reveals some shocking news concerning his Pekoponian friend Koyuki... while at the same time, maybe beginning to dig deeper into what he thought were nuetral feelings toward the female ninja...
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Dororo/Zeroro, Koyuki - Complete
Little Voices by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
An inside look of the deep, dark corners lingering in the mindsets of the members of Garuru Platoon... Inspired by RunningwithscissorsXXXbattle scars' "Keroro Gunso Turned Emo".
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Complete
Hello, How do you do? by KeronianLibrary reviews
An alternate scenario for the meeting of Momoka and Fuyuki. A light oneshot.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Momoka N., Fuyuki H. - Complete
In My Arms Tonight by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
A vacation completely gone wrong. /Two-shot/ Beware: unusual but possibly cannonical pairing inside.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,930 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Happy Places by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
(These are my happy places)
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Giroro - Complete
Keroro x Tamama drabble by coolspyro17 reviews
Made with a drabble generator. Tamama gets kicked by a donkey and confesses his love to Keroro before he bites the dust.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Keroro, Tamama - Complete
One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
Someone has threatened Natsumi that her "most cherished" has been kidnapped. Fearing for Fuyuki's life, she races to fight against this fiend who dare touch her brother!
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Natsumi H. - Complete
The Eagle? has Landed! by Cyanide Flowers reviews
::GiroNatsu:: An alternate universe...secret service...Giroro's a human?...JUSTIN BIEBER CAN MANIFEST HIMSELF ACROSS DIFFERENT UNIVERSES!...no, wait, that's just Saburo(*cough* Stupuro)
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Giroro, Natsumi H.
The Day She Came Home by Kikyoremura reviews
After years of abandonment, Saburo's sister returns to him and creates a shift in everyone's mood and actions along with the love triangle around Natusmi...GiroNatsu, SabuNatsu, KoyuNatsu
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,826 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Giroro, Natsumi H.
Kululu's birthday of doom by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
Kululu's birthday is today. What will the platoon do? Will they celebrate it or avoid him to save their lives? Will Kululu have a fun birthday or will he make everyone have the worst day of their lives?
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Kururu/Kululu, Angol Moa/Mois - Complete
A Bleeding Heart by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
My heart is breaking; if only you knew...
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Giroro, Natsumi H. - Complete
Natsumi Presents: A Pie in the Sky! by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
There's only one delicious, no, scrumptious piece of pie left, and Natsumi is determined to have it. However, it's Keroro's piece, and there's only one way for her to get it... and it involves Giroro's honesty on whether or not she'll be able get this much sought-after dessert. ONESHOT requested by RunwithscissorsXXXbattlescars. Slight GiroNatsu.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Natsumi H., Giroro - Complete
Giroro's birthday by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
Keroro and Natsumi battle to see who can get Giroro a better birthday present. Who will win?
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Giroro, Natsumi H. - Complete
Who is Harry's father? by Athie Lestrade reviews
Everyone has lost their memories, which does not bode well for Lily Evans. She's just discovered that James might not be Harry's father and is determined to figure out who it is. WARNING: Total crack. Not supposed to make sense. I was trying to have a conversation with Cleverbot and this is the outcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Sunshine by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
A small drabble about Angol Mois and Kululu's friendship and how it effects both their lives.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Angol Moa/Mois, Kururu/Kululu
A little time away by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
Tamama watches Angol Mois and Keroro jealousy. No matter how many times he tells Keroro she's evil he doesn't believe him. Is there any way to get Angol Mois away so that the two can spend some alone time together?
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Tamama, Keroro - Complete
Newspaper stalkers by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
The newspaper club decides to record the aliens relationships with the humans they live with. How will it turn out when they figure out one of the aliens has fallen for a human? Gironatsu
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Giroro, Natsumi H. - Complete
A Perfect Dream by Cyanide Flowers reviews
I decided to try something different, and so ended up with one of the WIERDEST pairings EVER. Kaito x KID. Kid visits Kaito one night, and we learn of narsissistic tendencies.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Kaito K. - Complete
Denial by Dukeofnachos reviews
If you asked Giroro about that day, he'd deny a lot of things... and tell you two. A GiroNatsu romance.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Giroro, Natsumi H. - Complete
Cookies and Ice Cream by Daydreamer1412 reviews
She was like a cookie and he was ice cream. But, as everyone knows, cookies are WAY better than ice cream, right? REVISED! With new scenes!
Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Aoko N., Kaito K. - Complete
Nightmares by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
Natsumi has been having trouble sleeping. What will Giroro do about it?
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Natsumi H., Giroro - Complete
A very Fuyuki Christmas special by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
Momoka's latest plan is to get a kiss from Fuyuki under the mistletoe! How will it go?
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Momoka N., Fuyuki H. - Complete
Sweet potato by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
Giroro attempts to hint at a relationship with Natsumi, while feeding her sweet potatoes
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Natsumi H., Giroro - Complete
Sick by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
When Giroro gets sick Natsumi decides to help the feverish, lovestruck Giroro.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Giroro, Natsumi H. - Complete
Fortune by Rainbowkittyblossomwings reviews
A flashback of Giroro's past when a fortune teller predicted his meeting with Natsumi.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Giroro, Natsumi H. - Complete
The Closing of Azure Eyes by The God of Infinity reviews
There's a saying: "You don't know what you have until it's gone". This held no meaning for Sakamoto, until that tragic day.
Nichijou/日常 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 3298 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 362 - Published: 3/16/2011 - OC, Draco M.
Generic Exaggeration by Amethyst Turtle reviews
A series of parodies that will make you facepalm and groan, guaranteed. Now with 99% more random! Complete!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 55,739 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Thank God It's Mortal by gamecube professional reviews
Parody of My Immortal. The wizarding world is turned upside down when a chat-speaking girl hits Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008
How to Make a Mary Sue by Amethyst Turtle reviews
Learn how to create your own obnoxiously perfect Mary Sue in 11.4 easy steps! Everyone will be amazed at how creative you are!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
Opposites by BeastieMaker reviews
Mois has always been there, staring and for some reason Kururu could never stand her gaze, the truth is revealed to him only as he spirals into insanity and plots to kill her. But will he be able to kill such an innocent creature? MoisxKuru Oneshot
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Kururu/Kululu, Angol Moa/Mois - Complete
Yotsuba & Close Friends by Gryvon reviews
Jumbo/Mr. Koiwai, yaoi. At any moment they could be faced with four green pigtails and hundreds of questions.
Yotsuba&!/よつばと! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Crimson by raiko.EXE reviews
Her face was as red as his eyes, but at least she had succeeded in wiping that damn smile off his face. — Jade x Legretta
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2007 - [Jade, Legretta] - Complete
Almost Perfect by Picaro reviews
A warm summer day. Beautiful weather. His head resting on her lap. A confession has been made and an answer is going to come. It was almost perfect... GiroxNatsu
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
What if by Before the Sun Sets reviews
Random thought that came to me and my friend one night. Prepare to be completely weirded out. Review if you want...
Castle in the Sky - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
How the Grinch Trolled Fanfictionnet by Ellcrys reviews
All the fans on liked fanfics a lot but the Grinch, who lurked websites and MLs, did not.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Complete
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Trials, Tribulations, and Transformations reviews
Giroro embarks on a magical journey when he is transported to an alternate dimension. Everything in this universe is the same, for the most part - except Natsumi's in trouble! Can he save her before it's too late? (I've realized I haven't put out many stories recently, so here ya go.)
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19
Forget-Me-Notebook reviews
In the absence of the Keroro Platoon, Keron sends a new promising platoon, led by former space pirate Zurere, to invade Pekopon. Just one problem: Their ship crashes and all five of the frogs are quickly discovered by Pekoponian kids. Soon, plans turn around as they unravel the whereabouts of the Keroro Platoon… and realize all too late what everything means. –set in the future–
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,575 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 3/31/2014
Pekopon Revolution reviews
It is several years in the future. Pekopon is in the process of being taken over, but the Keroro Platoon has scattered. Slowly, the planet is organizing itself to rebel against Keron. They hope to succeed soon, but with complications impending, things are never as simple as they seem. DISCONTINUED - details inside.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,960 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Natsumi H., OC - Complete
Call Me Kariri! reviews
A Keronian girl conveniently gets lost on Pekopon and accidentally stumbles across the Keroro Platoon, although Kululu seems to know this person. But when the interest he used to have for her slowly grows into an obsession, the others begin to worry. Will his sanity triumph over his desires? Eh… probably not. *Rated M because I'm the FBI, and I can*
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Kururu/Kululu, Keroro, Natsumi H., OC - Complete
Out from Deep Waters reviews
Life happens and Kululu and Fuyuki suddenly become stranded on a deserted island with little hope of escape. As they struggle to survive Mother Nature (an especially hard task for the both of them), certain experiences lead them to various realizations about each other and themselves. *no romance* - COMPLETE -
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,597 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Kururu/Kululu, Fuyuki H. - Complete
Keroro's Oops reviews
A "what-if" one-shot. Am I the only one who ever wondered if this would happen? P.S. I suck summaries. 'Cuz they actually taste pretty good.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Keroro - Complete
Love is a Staring Contest reviews
When Fuyuki off-handedly tells Momoka that people fall in love when they stare into each other's eyes, she is determined to make him hers—through a staring contest! But what will happen when the others hear this rumor? Various pairings included.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Complete
A Hard-boiled Birthday reviews
Happy birthday, Giroro! Natsumi wants to get him the perfect present, but what in the universe could a battle-scarred soldier like HIM want from a Pekoponian like HER? Hmmm... I wonder... (It's the actual Pekoponian date - His birthday's today!) *I wrote this a while ago. It's sorta crummy. Aaand... that's my excuse.*
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2012 - [Giroro, Natsumi H.] - Complete
A Yellow White Day reviews
It's White Day and Natsumi's expecting chocolates from Saburo... but someone else gives her chocolates instead! But why HIM, of all people? In this one-shot inspired by "Natsumi's weirdest white day ever" by CelticalColours, this certain someone's true feelings will be revealed... Prepare for fluff, amusement, and also to be slightly sickened. *needs serious editing*
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Natsumi H., Kururu/Kululu - Complete
Sasahara, Stand reviews
A poem about Misato, taking her attacks on Sasahara too far. I don't know if this is the first poem for Nichijou or not, but oh well. SasaharaxMisato
Nichijou/日常 - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Complete
Feel the Wrath of Yuno reviews
A poem telling of Yuno's psychological struggles as a child.
Future Diary/未来日記 - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Yuno G./2nd - Complete
GiroNatsu Love is War reviews
A poem I wrote about Giroro and Natsumi "happily" married and living together. But this is EARTH. There's no such things as happy endings…. *Warning: A bit cheesy. Also a teensy bit OOC.*
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2012 - [Giroro, Natsumi H.] - Complete
Childhood Innocence reviews
When the platoon and co travel to the past-*explained inside*-to recruit their younger selves, Giroro pulls a Tamama when he finds another rival for Natsumi's love... himself! A few hints of other pairings, but mostly GiroNatsu. Apologies for the length. *needs serious editing*
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,983 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2012 - [Giroro, Natsumi H.] - Complete
Giroro's Secret Hobby reviews
Giroro turns human and discovers something almost as fun as polishing guns...
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Giroro - Complete
Friendship or More? reviews
In this dramatic drabble of who-knows-what, Kululu embarks on a journey of his feelings and stuff. Not sure what else there is to the story... Written for Rainbowkittyblossomwings. And the genres are complete lies. LIES, I SAY!
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2012 - [Kururu/Kululu, Angol Moa/Mois] - Complete
The Life of a Sweet Potato reviews
We all know that Giroro feeds Natsumi sweet potatoes, right? Well, this is how the food feels. Gets a little tragic at the end. If you don't like food abuse, don't read. *haha, these are stars*
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Complete
Trapped reviews
Love - what is it? Is it a feeling to be welcomed, a feeling that brings two people together in happiness? Or is it a key to despair, sucking one into a vortex of lonliness, unrequited feelings, and friendzoning? Giroro doesn't quite know. He's still in denial. *author-with-bias warning, also needs serious editing*
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Giroro, Natsumi H. - Complete
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