ChieLuvsBleach
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Joined 01-02-12, id: 3587833, Profile Updated: 05-31-14
Author has written 3 stories for Bleach.

You can call me: Roxie/Roxxia/Rox/Roxx

Age: 14

Birthday: 11th June 1999


If you're a fangirl, post this up on your profile.

You know you're a fangirl when...

1. You read fanfiction and squeal out loud.
2. You write fanfiction.
3. You know all the fanfiction terms ex. lemon, lime, flames, etc.
4. You hate mary-sues with a passion.
5. You watch a movie/ read a book and then automatically think of all the different pairings.
6. You own merchandise of your favorite character.
7. You own a deviantart account.
8. You browse through deviantart.com and google pictures for the sole purpose of finding fanart.
9. Your computer screen background, screen saver, and mobile screen background are all pictures of your favorite anime character
10. You occasionally wonder why anime guys aren't real.
11. You start learning japanese.
12. You are often called childish for your love of anime, movies, and cartoons.
13. When people call anime 'cartoons', you are outraged.
14. You wish you could cosplay.
15. You cosplay
16. You are overjoyed when people say you look 'anime-ish'.
17. You know who 'L', Naruto, and Inuyasha are.
18. You hate anime dubbed into english.
19. You know more about the japanese culture than your own.
20. You occasionally glomp people.
21. You hyperventilate when you see someone who resembles an anime character.
22. You hyperventilate when you see a japanese person.
23. You hyperventilate when you see anime merchandise at an affordable price.
24. You tend to hyperventilate a lot.
25. You wish you could visit Japan.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have Orange Hair, Live up in the hills, Speak with a Funny Accent and Eat Haggis all the time

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I Listen to JAPANESE MUSIC, so I must be a Weeaboo

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist


Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to kill Inoue Orihime.


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Bleach Auction by Kevvy Talks reviews
Where you get to bid on your favorite Bleach characters! Chap. 27: Uryu, Aaroniero and Byakuya Kuchiki are available for bidding.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,705 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 10/2/2011
xXBleach ScandalsXx by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
What if Bleach IS just a show? So what goes on behind the scenes anyways? Scandalously funny
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 129 - Words: 88,452 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Ichigo K.
100 Tricks of an Illusionist by Rexness613 reviews
This is a response to Wishing-Fires 100 theme challenge. Its about Zexion. I'll try to keep it under T. Its Humor, Drama and most everything in-between. No yaoi. One Chapter 74 : "You know what good for both sleeplessness and stress?" Zexion said quietly. "What?" He smiled. "Milk."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 10,528 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Zexion, Ienzo
A Bar in Seireitei by King and Commoner reviews
There is only one bar in Seireitei, and only one bartender. He is a man of mystery, a man of advice, a man of some very strange habits. He is Nisshoku Yasuhiro, and he is here to serve.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,369 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Complete
Songs, Feelings, and Bleach by Princess Celeste reviews
The Bleach characters are bored, so they sing! But there's a twist, thanks to Yoruichi. A bit of fluff. Might be OOC. Ichigo and Orihime, Renji and Rukia, Chad and Tatsuki, Ishida/OC, and Yoruichi and Urahara.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,585 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
As told by Wataru by Scattered Rose Petals reviews
REUPLOADED FROM TUMBLR: See life in the Asahina Household through the innocent eyes of one Wataru Asahina, and how much his siblings love him to pieces.
Brothers Conflict/ブラコン - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,203 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013
A new form, A New life by surfingfiend2685wolfqueen reviews
Zexion is turned into a girl accidently by Vexen. Now he has to deal with Pms, sexism, hypocrisy, boobs, and all of the male members chasing after him. Will our schemer ever change back? When he finds out a secret, will he want to?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,867 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Zexion - Complete
You Don't Rob a House Filled with 13 People by Latez reviews
When the Asahina household is robbed in the middle of the night, each of the brothers have their own respective way of dealing with him. Basically presenting the first rule in crime: don't rob unless you know you can escape from a mob.
Brothers Conflict/ブラコン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,337 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013
Gin's Notebook by Totoromo reviews
Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,504 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Orihime I., G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra
Interview: Bleach Pairings! by Rukia141 reviews
What do our favorite characters think about us pesky writers and our stories? They tell us their opinions in an interview! Give it a few chapters and it will get better! Promise!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 252,271 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Evil Twins by Kurotensaki13 reviews
Ichigo and Shiro, nine year old twins classified as 'evil' at school, begin their summer holidays! They plan the List of Evil deeds, when they are suddenly sent to their uncle's house! There, they meet their cousin, Tensa. The twins plan their evil tricks and try it out on him. However, Tensa isn't such an easy victim
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo, Tensa Zangetsu
Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors by Sariniste reviews
Humorous short letters to Bleach fanfiction authors: what the characters would say in response to common fanfic clichés. Canon universe, mostly. No non-canon pairings. Drabble series. Plus, how to improve your writing in ten easy lessons from the Shinigami Women's and Men's Associations.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 90 - Words: 52,433 - Reviews: 5135 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Ichigo K.
YouTube by Kevvy Talks reviews
Bleach discovers YouTube...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 1/4/2013
7 Minutes in Heaven: BLEACH style! by xXBloody.ApocalypseXx reviews
Closet chronicles with the Bleach boys...which means a lot of fun!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,290 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012
500 Ways to Kill Off Bleach Characters by Kevvy Talks reviews
Just as the title states, this is a long list of all the most hilarious ways possible I can think of to kill off various Bleach characters. If you want to request me to kill a character, then I'll make room for it if I don't already have it down.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,840 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011
Baby Madness by Saria19 reviews
Szayel Aporro's experiments turn Ichigo into a baby. The Espada, Aizen, Gin, and Tousen all have to take turns watching him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,147 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Ichigo K.
What Cruel Irony by Sinsanity reviews
Grimmjow's reputation for being a total pimp is on the line after a tragic accident at a party. Grimm resorts to his only hope at saving himself from this terrible social nightmare; Ulquiorra, resident genius. Will it be enough? Nah, probably not.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,352 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Stuck in a Box for 31 Days by Sourpatch-Devil reviews
"Promise me once more that tomorrow you'll trap Kisuke Urahara in one of your barriers for a month," Soifon had said before firing her bankai. It happened two months later, alright, but Urahara and Hachi weren't prepared for what would happen. Crackfic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,708 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/27/2010 - K. Urahara
Unintentional Eavesdrop by TheMuseumOfJeanette reviews
While Nnoitra is heading to his room he stumbles upon a disturbing conversation, whom he recognizes as Nel and Gin's voices. And no matter how suggestive the conversation gets he can't seem to bring himself to turn away. Poor Nnoitra is in for a surprise.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel, G. Ichimaru, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Bleach Spoofing by phantom130 5 reviews
You're traveling through another dimension; a dimension not only of Bleach characters and reading but of stupidity; a journey into a juvenile land whose boundaries are that of a FanFiction. That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Spoofing Zone! Cover by MasterSwordsmen1.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,307 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra] Ichigo K., Chad/Y. Sado - Complete
Gotei 13th Mental Health Clinic by Nadine25 reviews
"Hey I am: Yamamoto Genryūsai Shigekuni and I think that; all my underlings are mentally unstable. So I'm sending them all to therapy."And you will be offered a rare glimpse into the psychiatrists notes, as she takes on the most infamous Shinigami ever.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,857 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Byakuya K., S. Aizen - Complete
How To Annoy Sousuke Aizen: The Fanfiction by AkaneSukishima reviews
Testing out the internet on Szayel's computer, Grimmjow and Nnoitra stumble across the list of doom. Szayel is roped into plans, and Aizen is the target. Will they survive? Crack. Read, enjoy and review. Accepting ideas and more lists.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,490 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 3/19/2012 - S. Aizen, Espada
Evil Pigs and Wallets by BabybluesBabygirl reviews
After trying to refine Demyx's taste a bit, Zexion finds the blond is smart in his own way. Based on the musing of a very bored Senior English class, so it is slightly crackish. This is Zemyx/Dexion but completely fluffy at the end. No piggy banks or wallets were harmed.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Voicemail by A-Far-Off-Memory reviews
"Hey whoever it is that's calling, you've reached the voicemail of Demyx, a.k.a. the coolest person on the planet. Either I'm ignoring you, my phone's dead or missing, or I've been kidnapped by leprechauns. Either way, go ahead and leave me a message!" This voicemail message, along with a little hope, are the only things keeping Zexion going. Zemyx/Dexion. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Zexion, Demyx] - Complete
Badfic High by Tabbi-Katt reviews
The existence of bad fanfiction is no new concept to anyone. It's just that Zexion is now unfortunate enough to be living in one.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Zexion, Naminé - Complete
365 Days a Year: Encounters of the Quinto and Tercera by catintheattic reviews
A collection of random scenes and stories revolving around the lives of Nnoitra Gilga and Neliel Tu Oderschvank. Rated T to M for language/theme/sexual content. Warning: A Bit OOC for some encounters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,779 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel
Connect Four by TheSixthApprentice reviews
Lexeaus and Zexion are playing the game Connect Four when a certain Nobody turns it into a gambling game,but a turn of events happen. But this question will always remain unanswered; what is up with Lexeaus' obsession with wanting to watch Mary Poppins?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Zexion, Lexaeus, Luxord, Xigbar - Complete
Desperation by 157yrs reviews
It was the closest a human had ever come to cutting out their own heart. Ulquiorra's human death.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Ulquiorra - Complete
The Miss Soul Society Contest by Huffelpuffs Are Good Finders reviews
What would happen if Soul Society decided to have a contest to see who the prettiest/ most talented girl is? Who would win? Find out with me, your host, Kisuke Urahara. This is a completely crack fanfiction.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - K. Urahara
How To Beat Near & Take Over The World in 13 Days by Cyri's Alter Ego reviews
"This is a series of important notes that I want to leave behind. In case I die or something. Yeah. 'Cause trust me, this is gonna be the most important damn thing you've ever read in your life. Ready? Grab a seat or something. ...This is how to beat Near."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,618 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Mello - Complete
Espada Vacation by Amaterasu Ai reviews
Aizen has decided to take his dear Espada on a vacation! He plans on taking them on a cruise to the Bahamas! Lovely, isn't it? Oh, but almost nothing can be lovely when we deal with the Espada. The Bahamas will NEVER be the same again. Rated ES for Espada Style
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,634 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Ulquiorra, Szayelaporro G.
FaceBook Craze by Dark Little World reviews
Ichigo's life and Facebook smashed together! Some parts are what Ichi expiriances, others is Facebook life well whateve, summery sucks but screw it, story is better than this stupid summery : LOL -DLW
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Ichigo K., M. Hinamori
A Bleached Christmas by ryokablade reviews
The 12 days of Christmas...Bleach Style! Wish you all a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! UPDATED. Session one of Bleach Chirstmas Carols Singing Contest!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/24/2009
Parting Ways by Red Dahlia reviews
When the time came to part ways, Nanao refused. Missing scene ficlet for Bleach manga chapter 520, contains spoilers for that chapter. Shunsui x Nanao. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
I Promise by ByakuyasMistress reviews
A promise made...He couldn't keep...He is truly sorry but she will never know (One shot) Please R&R
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/13/2012 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Christmas Paperwork by BlushingNinja reviews
Shunsui is having a hard time finishing his paperwork on Christmas Eve, Nanao decides to motivate him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Shunsui K., Nanao I.
A Tragedy In The Wind: A Ulquiorra Love Story by BloodyEmeraldRose reviews
Never feeling like your life was quite complete, you have left the world you knew behind to serve Sosuke Aizen. And while doubts of your decision linger in your mind, a certain Espada who has been instructed to over see your care and training, is beginning to change your way of thinking.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Ulquiorra, OC - Complete
Why Matsumoto Rangiku cut her hair by BlueOrchid2
On temporary hiatus: Why does Rangiku Matsumoto have short hair after the time skip? And no, it's not a change of style! The adventures that lead one of the most troublesome shinigami in Soul Society to having a new haircut!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2012 - R. Matsumoto
Letters from the Heart by RosesandEdgars reviews
Of tea, stabbing and villains. Aizen writes letters to random people, from fans to Hitsugaya Toshiro to Tite Kubo, and he means what he writes from the bottom of his heart.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - S. Aizen
Texts From Karakura College by TheJadeGeorge reviews
Random Texts from Students from Karakura College
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
My life as a bunny by AgentGlitch reviews
Another one of Urahara's products default and guess who gets turned into an adorable bunny
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,662 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Las Respuestas Científico by Hayasaka.Shion reviews
I, Szayel Aporro Granz, will deign to look upon a puny specimen such as yourself and answer your questions so that your feeble brains will make enough sense of them. Oh and if you can, would you mind bringing a mallet?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Szayelaporro G.
Gin's Game by Hikaru Yoru reviews
Gin's bored and comes up with a brilliant idea to fix this problem. All he needs now are the victims.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Amazake-babaa's Anguish by xfang-girlx reviews
She can't change the past and if given the chance she wouldn't. She won't give up everything to be rid of the affliction and doesn't expect him to understand. Byakuya/OC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 84,361 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Byakuya K., OC - Complete
Don't Judge A Fanfiction By Its Summary by TheMuseumOfJeanette reviews
Chaos will ensue when the Bleach characters discover fanfiction. Some may go insane. The 4th and probably 3rd wall will be broken. Requests are closed, I'm not taking any more. Story is now finished
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,074 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Don't Cry by Psychotic Nightmare reviews
Their memories as kids, at the moment he dies.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2012 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Not So Happy Ending by Amaterasu Ai reviews
Ulquiorra died...and reincarnated into a four year old! What adventures will he have in this new neighborhood? And what do his dreams about something called Espada have to do with him and his neighborhood friends? In honor of Cuarto Espada, Ulquiorra Cifer!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,854 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Ulquiorra, Espada
Rugby Gin by Writer's-411 reviews
Gin just found out that Tosen plays rugby, and he wants Tosen to teach the Huevos how to play. Tosen agrees to Gin's suggestion as assistant coach. How will the Huevos respond to Tosen as being a part of the team? Find out what happens.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Hueco Mundo Madness by Ms.GrinAndCry reviews
As perhaps a few of you might have noticed, they took down HMM a few days ago...but I will not loose! My minions, gather. For I have returned! - Random episodes of life in the Bleach. MAINLY Focused in the Espadas, this story is sure to throw u off XD - ENJOY.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
LMAO by Hayasaka.Shion reviews
All those speculations about certain characters are proved to be fact and sometimes myth... CH 9: What the hell is Grimmjow so doing, asking the rookies the same question, and then firing off cero's at them?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,895 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Arrancar
Annoying the Espada for Dummies by I.LoVe.GrImMjOw reviews
New version of How to Annoy the Espada. Gin decides to find out what annoys the Espada the most,and use that against them. Gin's POV. Enjoy and please review!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - G. Ichimaru, Espada
The Game by Satan Abraham reviews
Every ten years, a game is played. A game involving twenty-four high school students, fighting each other to the death. It's the sixteenth game. Who will make it out alive? AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,265 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
Dear Santa by HauntedMoonlight reviews
In which everyone's favorite Shinigami write letters to Santa. This is going to end badly, isn't it? Minor romance, nothing heavy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,519 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011
Opposite Day: Bleach Style by Animegirl3535 reviews
Opposite Day has rolled around again! Can Ichigo handle the craziness? Warning: may be very funny.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Ichigo K.
My Espada Boys by TheCatWithTheHat reviews
Imprisoned for a crime he does not remember, 5-year-old Ulquiorra and ten of his odd friends are shocked to discover that they are the reincarnated forms of eleven killing machines...and Soul Society has deemed them dangerous. Beware of chapter 7. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,115 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
How to care for your ULQUIORRA SCHIFFER Unit! by ChaoticOKMA95 reviews
Hey there valued customer. Thank you for your purchase of the ULQUIORRA Unit. Please read this guide so that you can learn how to care for your very own Unit. Rated T for Language. No flames please.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Ichimaru Gin's Diary by Amaterasu Ai reviews
This is Gin's Diary-kun. Sometimes he would read it back to himself,and wonder,why the war?But then he gets a reminder once in a while.Of course,the Espada always are full of surprises. "BANDAIDES PROTECT YOU FROM GERMANS?" No,Nnoitra,not quite. Extreme crack
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 117,519 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Hueco Travels by Shirotensaki14 reviews
Aizen forces the Espada, their fracciones and Gin to travel all over Hueco Mundo in order to find out if Hueco Mundo is actually all sand. But when Aizen finds out that there are other totally different lands in Hueco Mundo, he goes hypo! T Swearing
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - S. Aizen, Arrancar
There Are Rules, You Know by Horo-Emptiness reviews
There's nothing to do in Las Noches. The Espada's solution? Start a Prank War.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,442 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Espada
Lucky Charm by KurosakiCrystal18 reviews
Four major Bleach-fans find this website that claims to be able to send you to the Bleach world if you follow the instructions carefully. Joking around, they make the charm and say the chant, right when the clock strikes 12:00. It doesn't work...Right?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012
The Daily Life of an Espada by GhostAdventuresFreak reviews
Grimmjow gets an idea to write about his life because as he says, it's just "so damn interesting." However, it doesn't all go according to plan when he must share it with the other Espada. Get a little taste of how life is like for our Espada amigos.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Grimmjow J., Espada
Espada: Owners Guide and Maintenance Manual by AkaneSukishima reviews
We are not responsible for your inevitable demise. Copyright Las Noches Inc. Pure crack collaboration between myself and Sinsanity. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Arrancar, Espada
My Little Lodger! by tii-chan17 reviews
-Set before Ichigo appears- After an accident with a kido spell gone awry, Hitsugaya's house is reduced to a pile of smoking rubble. Under pressure from her crippling guilt, Rangiku decides to let him stay with her. Doesn't that sound like a good idea?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,060 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - R. Matsumoto, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Bleach Shorts! by GhostAdventuresFreak reviews
Many trying-to-be-funny stories about our favorite Soul Reapers and Arrancars! Read about their crazy adventures and they'll leave you saying "What the heck?" and "The author is crazy!" I hope you enjoy! Slight OOC, but only to make it more humorous!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Arrancar, Ichigo K.
How to care for your GRIMMJOW JAEGERJAQUES Unit! by ChaoticOKMA95 reviews
Hey there valued customer. Thank you for your purchase of the GRIMMJOW Unit. Please read this guide so that you can learn how to care for your very own Unit. Rated T for Language. No flames please.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Observations of Ulquiorra Schiffer by Aizen's Bitch Curl reviews
For Amaterasu Ai. "I'm writing this to you because I have nothing else to do. I just found this notebook on the floor beside my bed the other day. I will not call this a diary, because it's not. It's just some book that I will write personal things in."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Apples by Sinsanity reviews
Just a little something for ChieLuvsBleach. Fruits and keychains really can help people get to know each other. Ulquiorra x OC
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Ulquiorra - Complete
What A Cute Little Baby! by swirlheart reviews
A requested fanfic. Fun and random in its own way - A strange guy named Checkers is turning everyone into toddlers! Why? Read and find out why! About Toshiro and Byakuya mostly, but others to come :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,435 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - T. Hitsugaya, Byakuya K. - Complete
Cruise Along by ultimate-drax reviews
What happens when all the Bleach characters goes on a cruise together for a month to party and get drunk? Let's just say a lot of women are gonna have to take a pregnancy test when this is all over. Ichi/Ruki and many others
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
100 Ways to Make Tōshirō Throw a Temper Tantrum by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
Annoying Captain Hitsugaya is always fun, right? Ever seen him throw an absolute temper tantrum? No. Neither has anyone in Seireitei. Here's one hundred ways, guaranteed to make him throw a tantrum. What could possibly go wrong? Not to be taken seriously.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,489 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - T. Hitsugaya
Gin's Soccer Huevos by Writer's-411 reviews
Gin had done it again, but he wants a soccer team this time. The team includes the basketball players and some fracciones. Read to find out what Gin is going to do this time.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,841 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Last Doughnut by Roxius reviews
Riruka is never willing to give up the last doughnut for any reason, even to someone like Orihime. Light shoujo ai.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Riruka D., Orihime I. - Complete
Ururu's 'Gift' by MissMakaraCaptor reviews
Just a cute little one-shot Possibly a two-shot about Ururu getting her period... :D R&R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Ururu T., K. Urahara - Complete
Sing Record Run by Shirotensaki14 reviews
Our group of well known Espada and some of their fraccions goes to the World of the Living! Down there, they are faced with their biggest ordeal. At least some of them. Singing! Their true voice appears! T for little bit of swearing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,366 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Espada, Arrancar - Complete
Last Night by Sinsanity reviews
Gin takes a few of the Espada out to the World of the Living, but loses them in his drunken idiocy. Will he be able to recover Aizen's precious babies before something terrible happens to the suckers? Probably not, but oh well.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - G. Ichimaru, Grimmjow J.
Bleach meets the iPod by IAmAFreakingNinja reviews
What happens when Bleach and the iPod come together... Mayhem! Rated T for minor swearing!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Ichigo K.
Air Ichimaru Gin by Writer's-411 reviews
Gin is bored and discovers basketball on television. Now he wants to start his own team with the Espada, so he decides to study up on basketball. The Espada, especially Grimmjow and Nnoitra, aren't very happy. Find out what Gin has in store for them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Who am I? by the-circle-of-stupidity reviews
The time, the place, the people they were all wrong. If I had met him in a different situation, perhaps we'd still be breathing...Rated P for Paranoia. Grimmjow/OC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,681 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Broken Memories by the-circle-of-stupidity reviews
Sequel to Who am I. "Two small children appeared in the grass, sprawled out next to each other. A girl and boy, bruised and bloodied, laid hand in hand, the tall grass blowing like waves around them..."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Grimmjow J.
Dispose All Trash by Shirotensaki14 reviews
Ulquiorra and Grimmjow have made Aizen angry! Their punishment is to vacuum the entire Las Noches! The only problem is that they don't know how to use them. R&R thanks.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
A bunch of cats in Hueco Mundo by GrimmjowKunsKitten
Kitsune and Koneko are the best of friends until one day they reach boiling point. Koneko in a blind fury manages to get them both killed and they wind up in Hueco Mundo. When they finds Aizen Kitsune meets Grimmjow and things happen...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Grimmjow J.
How To Annoy Bleach Characters by Blood Rose Vampiress reviews
Ways to annoy the Bleach characters.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Grimmjow J.
Bleach On Messenger by Teapotgirl reviews
Ichigo told the soul society about windows live messenger. Now nearly the whole of Gotei 13 has an acount. Was it a good idea and can Ichigo manage all the stress?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,343 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
A Bleach Questionnaire! by Byakuya'sGirl90210 reviews
A Bleach questionnaire for your favorite characters! Non-yaoi, non-yuri, just funny questions and their answers as well as my comments. Mentions of multiple pairings. A total crack fic. May get off true personality, but the quetions allow it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,465 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake
Ways to annoy the Espada :D by Amy-chan337 reviews
So...You're in Hueco Mundo and you're incredibly bored. What do you do? Annoy the Espada of course! 10 ways give or take to annoy each member of the Espada ; Lets hope you escape with your life!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Ulquiorra, Nnoitra G. - Complete
Dare for the bleach characters by ByakuyaxRukiaKuchikifan reviews
a new story from me this time a story there I will dare the characters from bleach, there will be randomess funny and stupid moments and it's up to you reader to decide what they will do by giving me dare in reviews hope you enjoy it
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,004 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
Aizen's Fantastic Plan to Take Over the World by Adam Epp reviews
Step 1: escape from prison. Step 2: confuse everyone. Step 3: kill everyone. Step 4: smirk.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2011 - S. Aizen - Complete
Espada Game Nights by Potterwatcher1997 reviews
Join the Espada for a few outrageous nights of board games, boredom, and ceros on Espada Game Night, held every Saturday! Games include Truth or Dare, Scrabble, Bunco, and more! Hopefully you're more pumped than them, though...NOW FEATURING A SLEEPOVER!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Grimmjow J., S. Aizen
how to annoy bleach characters by Zero Kurosaki reviews
these are 26 ways to annoy your favorite characters
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010
A Bleached Christmas by Kouzumi93 reviews
Someone sets up a Christmas play between the Seireitei and Las Noches, and many of the characters are thrust into roles. Based on 'A Christmas Carol.' Please read and review!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - S. Aizen - Complete
Szayel vs The Internet by WanderingGambler reviews
Aizen decides it's time to bring the internet to Las Noches and Szayel's not happy about it, in more ways than one.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Szayelaporro G., Nnoitra G. - Complete
Dude, I think I just lost my sanity by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
This is what happens when i reach my peak of boredom and am in desperate need of cracking lame jokes. hope you like!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Ichigo K.
Diez Diarios by Written Fairground reviews
Humor studies! Many journals of the Espada's daily life. I'd love reviews and suggestions! Mostly contains Grimmjow, Ulquiorra and Noitora! Rated T for jokes, language, and innuendos.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J.
Yo Mama Espada Style by nicci'weezy reviews
What happens when Grimmjow comes across Yo Mama jokes? My attempt at humor at 3 in the morning. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
You're Not My 'Daddy' by Amaterasu Ai reviews
Happy Fathers' Day! Aizen says he wants the Espada to give their 'daddy' a present! Grimmjow doesn't want to...but he HAS to... What is his plan? And why does it involve Ulquiorra's finger prints and cat nip?Humor/Family.Family cuz Espada are a family XD
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Grimmjow J., S. Aizen - Complete
A fluffy experiment by KatakanionINACTIVE reviews
Ulquiorra has yarn, but is clueless as to what to do with it, so he goes to Szayel. Luckily Szayel has a purpose for it, and it involves Grimmjow...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
50 Or More Ways To Annoy Bleach Characters by Kouzumi93 reviews
The title says it all. Rated T for some slightly suggestive material. All done! Ichimaru is up!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,752 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
White On Black by Inuyoshie reviews
Tesla is not having quite the best day, and while wandering Las Noches, sees something that turns his day around. For better? For worse? TeslaxOC, one shot, Chrsitmas present for LovingHidanAllOverAgain Please R&R
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Tesra L.
12 Days of Bleach Christmas by GinRenKisu-fangirl reviews
Just a take-off of the 12 days of Christmas. I tried to be funny but I don't know if that worked out. Merry Christmas!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete
Szayel's Shame by regulus has a sense of humor reviews
Where is Szayel's hollow hole? I didn't have a clue... and I still don't... Szayel/OC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Hitsugaya's Guide to High School by Skyskater reviews
Hitsugaya writes a journal about his high school experience and also dishes up the dirt about your favorite shinigami members! SO READ! Hitsugaya-POV, rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 134,125 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
AIM with Bleach Season Two by ZombieGoRawrz reviews
They're back and they're funnier than ever! Lots of random ness and everything! Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,276 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 12/26/2007
Cookie Jar by Featherz reviews
For what could be more important?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/13/2009 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
Fridge Notes by luckystars135 reviews
...Please refrain from posting your notes on the fridge. I can hardly see the handle anymore." Lover's spats, pet names, annoyed arrancar, and a large dosage of insanity. Slight OOC-ness, I guess. Rated for safety.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Nnoitra G., T. Harribel
Really Funny Ways to Piss Off Bleach Characters! by Kirazu Haruka reviews
I've writing this once in ...But enjoy it!I'll try to update as often as I can. Part B updated! ll I'm really really sorry... Discontinued.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009
One and Only by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
ReaderxTesla. You'd always been kinda the odd one, all your life. Oh, what people would think if they ever knew who-or what-your best friend was. Fluff, READER INSERT. Oneshot. giftfic for Insane-Fluff.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Tesra L. - Complete
The 'How to Annoy Bleach Characters' Guide by x.insane-chibi.x reviews
A growing guide on how to annoy your favorite shinigamis, a few "magical" people, a handful of Vaizards, a castle-load of Arrancars, and a quincy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/25/2008
When Plot Bunnies Attack by Antipathy reviews
Szayel slips something into Ulquiorra's drink at an Espada assembly. Crackfic, T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Ulquiorra - Complete
When Plot Bunnies Attack: Invasion by Antipathy reviews
Ulquiorra, under the influence of whatever Szayel gave him, manages to escape from the Espada's grasp to bring doom upon Soul Society. Alternate ending from "When Plot Bunnies Attack." Crack!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Ulquiorra
BLEACH Internet Conversation by Good Morning Zombie reviews
A 'Trying To Be Funny' piece. Just one chapter and one chapter only! REVIEW :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Ten Ways to Annoy an Espada by JeanThine reviews
Yamamoto's drunk! And he forces the captains of the Gotei Thirteen to write lists of how they annoy their fukutaichos! Oneshot a little implied but nothing too lemony! New people to annoy! Ten ways to annoy the Espada!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Szayel's Revenge by Icefoxer reviews
Szayel gets revenge on Ulquiorra...But something goes wrong CH14: The End of all? R&R Cracktastic!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,757 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Ulquiorra - Complete
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Ulquiorra's Angel reviews
-Rewritten- Chikara Konoe is just a normal Substitute Soul Reaper, patrolling the quiet, ordinary town that goes by the name Karakura. One night, she is unexpectedly kidnapped by Arrancar Ulquiorra Cifer and Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez. Now an Arrancar herself, Chie's about to wreak havoc all over Las Noches. By the end of it all, will she even be alive? -T for swears
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Arrancar, Ulquiorra
Vacation? reviews
When one of Szayel's experiments go wrong during an attack on Karakura town and some Espada and their Fraccion become human, they're stuck in the human world until their powers return. Some people would call this a vacation, but is it really? How will they be able to survive? Friendships will form and bonds will break as they discover what it means to have a heart.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Arrancar, Espada
Ulquiorra's Angel --OLD VERSION-- reviews
What happens when you're a lonely Shinigami wandering Hollow-filled streets at night? You get kidnapped by the Arrancar, that's what. Now in Las Noches, Chikara Konoe has to work out a way to escape without being killed. But does she really want to leave? -OLD VERSION-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 46,731 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ulquiorra, Espada