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Joined 03-21-03, id: 358803, Profile Updated: 07-04-11
Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Pirates of the Caribbean, Heroes, Chess, and Ironman.

I'm mostly over at livejournal (soda_and_capes) and dreamwidth (feverbeats) now. I've also deleted a lot of the older stuff here, but drop me an email if you want to see any of it (ha!).

I am bad at bios. This is my bio: WARNING: CONTAINS FEELINGS.

Other stuff: I am a guy in my twenties who writes fic, yells about his life, and makes capslock-heavy posts about how much he loves his OTP. Except I don't actually have an OTP, because not shipping everything is a foreign concept to me. I like pretty much everything, so I will probably be your friend. Then I'll probably swear at you a lot, but that doesn't mean I don't like you.

I have more fandoms than I know what to do with, and it changes weekly. Some of them are: Bandom, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Chess, DC (Batfamily heavy), Doctor Who, Final Fantasy, Good Omens, Harry Potter, Heroes, House, Inception, Kingdom Hearts, Life on Mars, Lost, Marvel (Thor, X-Men, Runaways, Iron Man, a bit of everything else), The Prestige, RocknRolla, Slings & Arrows, Smaillville, Star Trek (TOS, TNG, and the reboot), Star Wars, Supernatural, Torchwood, Watchmen, and White Collar.

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Subconscious Truths by ZeeZee22 reviews
In the end, the lies he tells himself are the worst. An Anatoly oneshot.
Chess - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Another Noble HP Fanfic Mockery Indeed by FuriousYak reviews
A parody of slash-fiction I have read over the years. Characters out of character, non-canon elements, clumsy, inconsistent over-emphasis of British-ness, contrived situations, and anachronisms abound! And a Mary Sue, why not? Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Chronicles of a Social Outcast by Twist reviews
A group of (very) short blurbs on teenaged Havelock Vetinari. These are not meant to be serious, and are OOC. I had fun writing them, so I hope you have fun reading them. :) New short!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 2/25/2004
A Day Without Sunshine is Like, Night by From the Silent Planet reviews
And other intellectual (hah) musings of Manic Marauders. Proving yet again that nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool. Chapter six is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,211 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Sirius B., James P.
The Many Faces of Severus Snape by cecelle reviews
OneShot Spoof. An unfortunate Potions experiment makes Snape live through his many fanfiction incarnations. Dumbledore and Hermione watch. Four times Multifaceted Awards Nominee.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Every Puppy Has its Moon by Larpskendya reviews
A little poem about Sirius. I hope it's good. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Sirius B.
Teachers Log by miss-tyla reviews
Children must go to a school before Hogwarts right? James Potter and co. at primary school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2004 - Published: 1/13/2004 - James P.
Practically Brothers by ReeraTheRed reviews
Former Title: The Essential Qualifications. Lupin gets Snape to talk after the events of OotP. Hurt comfort, but not slash. FINISHED. AU as of Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,421 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Chain of Hearts by Crimson Sun reviews
Hojo, Lucrecia, Vincent. Life after death.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/20/2003
From the Office of the Patrician by Mercator reviews
Lord Vetinari knows what you've been writing about him. He is not pleased...Ch7! A sweet-tart danger stalks the streets of A-M...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003
Haunt by moonlit yew reviews
Quick-read poem by Crowley to Zira. Saying goodbye is never easy. My 1st GO piece of fanfiction. Reviews Welcome.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2003
Flicker by Larpskendya reviews
Vincent looks back at what he's lost and gained
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2003
Words come too late by Larpskendya reviews
Rude finally reveals his innermost thoughts. Kind of depressing-But please read!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/27/2003
My Bible by Gwen3 reviews
The Bible according to me. Updated version. More coming as soon as I read some more of the real Bible.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 4/28/2002
Between Werewolves by AngelMorph reviews
This is my take on the conversation that took place between Remus and the werewolf at the hospital.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Remus L. - Complete
Freaks come out at night by Jadeite no Miko reviews
Severus and Draco, standing guard on the edge of nothing. Finished
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Draco M., Severus S.
Fallen by Snowballjane reviews
In which a scuffed shoe gives Crowley a terrible fright
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/16/2003
Lovely Boy by demoness-sweet reviews
Bianco was lovely. All gossamer hair and white, white skin and filthy under his skin. He was addictive, and Sable could not appreciate that fact. SLASH Famine/Pollution
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/24/2003
All will be Well by Crimson Sun reviews
Just what was Hojo's relationship with Jenova?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/12/2003
More crumpets? by Aristotle Freud reviews
Spike has a tea party with some stuffed animals, and Angel comes over to play mermaids. FOR MORE FUN go to www.angelfire.com/weird2/thwackage
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002
Died Screaming by Ripper reviews
Before, during and after- salvation and damnation and better living through fermentation.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/18/2003 - Published: 8/17/2002
Only Failure by meressefers reviews
A strange, angsty poem about Severus Snape that doesn't completely make sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2003 - Severus S.
Ice Cream and Alcohol by Ivory Tower reviews
What lengths will Lucius go to for a simple ice cream cone? Poor Snape, he was only stocking up on potion supplies, and now this!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2002
Love Letter From Oblivion by Starla1 reviews
Heaven, hell, nothing, Tseng, Reno and a cigarette pretty much sums this little piece up. *YAOI*
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2002 - Tseng, Reno - Complete
Water Wings by Ripper reviews
So, just how are a Not-Really-Crawly-More-Like-Slithery demon and an Angel with balsa wood strapped to his wings supposed to survive forty days and nights of flooding, outswim the wrath of a vengeful God and still find time for a drink? (Slash! Ah-haha!)
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Black Eyes by Blackwater A reviews
A kind of poem thing I wrote when I was half asleep....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2002 - Severus S.
Ire by Tomo Trillions reviews
[Unrequited Crowley slash] Pity the damned, for they will never rise again.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/16/2002
Snow, Poets, Rum and Love by makolane reviews
**Implied SLASH** Rich boys with toys, Shakespeare, hot chocolate and Clex. A fluffy snow tale.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2002
Cross by PepperjackCandy reviews
Clark and Lex are having nightmares. Post-Jitters.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2001
And Yet He Flinched by H.L.B reviews
McGonagall remembers the dark hints about Snape's past evident even when he first came to Hogwarts at age 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/18/2001 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Chaos Syndrome by Lord Jareth reviews
Postgame Vincent fic. Kind of depressing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2001 - Vincent V.
Just a Little by Tomo Trillions reviews
JJ reflects on Dee, and what lengths he would go to in order to earn the affections of his sempai. Set during the animated OAV.
FAKE - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/21/2001
MC-90 by Rune1 reviews
A recorded interview with Severus Snape after Voldemort's death. Warning: strong language. This is a *dark fic.* You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2001
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Thermocouple Junction reviews
Five times Tony Stark came out. Tony/Steve, implied Tony/Obie. Pepper, Rhodey, Nick Fury.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Jitters reviews
Freddie's first time in Russia. Gen.
Chess - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Complete
Domestic Compromise reviews
"Where'd you get this bullshit, anyway? About liking men?" Freddie and Florence, learning to live together, although not very well.
Chess - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Ravens in America
Molokov's eighth job is the first one in which something nearly goes badly wrong. Molokov/OMC.
Chess - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Complete
Ravens in England reviews
He reminds himself that all he needs is some footage, and his people will take care of that. Molokov/OMC.
Chess - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
Three of Cups reviews
Murder binds people together as surely as it splits one individual soul into pieces, creating bonds and breaking them. Dumbledore/Harry, Dumbledore/Snape. Threefolds bonds are stronger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Off the Record reviews
All the pain of his life is being lined up in the inexorable bullet-points of Veritaserum truths, made insignificant by Moody's indifferent scrutiny. Mentions of Severus/Regulus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Severus S., Alastor M. - Complete
Crystal and Chains reviews
The skin beneath his eyes is worn blue with exhaustion. DH Draco fic with Slytherin group hugs and some minor H/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Darkest Evening reviews
Outside my cell, something is hungry. Sirius-in-Azkaban fic with some Sirius/Remus in the background. Title from "Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening" by Robert Frost.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Rose Valley reviews
English Rose, he read, savoring the incredibly ordinary sound of the words. Contains love and beauty, but mostly horticulture and engravings. Gellert/Albus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Gellert G., Albus D. - Complete
Unfinished Business reviews
I'm haunting you," Sirius says, and his mouth twists, smirking and bitter. Set during HBP. Tonks/Remus and Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
You Can Applaud If You Want To reviews
She thinks maybe Adam's life is not a movie, but a play. He needs an audience that will react, not just the blank, popcorn-with-butter stares of a movie audience of teens in expensive sneakers. AU. Claire/Elle, Adam/Hiro, Peter, Monica, Charlie, Matt.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Elle B., Claire B. - Complete
Gingerbread reviews
Coda to Geminus. GeorgeLee, DH spoilers. It's been months since George has felt like he had a body at all, let alone one he wants to feel with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/10/2007 - George W., Lee J. - Complete
Geminus reviews
It feels like something's missing, something that always used to be there at the corner of his eye, just barely in sight. DH SPOILERS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2007 - George W., Lee J. - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened to Elizabeth Swann reviews
Five Lizzys who may or may not have got a better deal. AU. ElizabethJack, ElizabethWill, ElizabethJames, some Elizabeth gen.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Bonding Through House Elf Murder reviews
Bellatrix and Sirius try to stop Regulus and Kreacher from bonding. Yeah right, kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day reviews
Severus Snape and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Next time, I said, I’m joining the Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Death Eater Vignettes reviews
Eight Death Eaters. Eight different motivations. Eight different visions of Voldemort. Christmas Eve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Voldemort Can't Stop the Rock reviews
Sirius, Remus, heat, rain, the war, and loud music. Set before the end of the first war. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Probable Impossibilities reviews
He knew the smell. RemusSirius AU, set between OotP and HBP. HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Little Red Hunting Cap reviews
The story of Little Red Riding Hood written in the style of Holden Caulfield of Catcher in the Rye. PG-13 for language.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2003
Draco, Dragon reviews
An angsty poem about Draco. R&R appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Draco M., Draco M.
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