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Joined 01-02-12, id: 3588888, Profile Updated: 01-05-12
Author has written 3 stories for Vampire Diaries, and Avengers.

Welcome, my children, to the Land of Crazy Creativeness.

i pretty much speak in quotes from movies and tv shows all the time. drives everyone around me bonkers. But here i shall unleash my full armada of quoting upon my fellow quoters :D

I prefer writing stuff that makes myself laugh as i write about it. Not crazy about the mushy "i can't live without you!" bs. I mean, it's ok to read, i just dont like writing it. I will try to expand into other genres, so stay tuned...

Favorite TV Shows: The Muppets (What the hell is Gonzo anyway?!), Big Bang Theory (i freaking love Sheldon), Dr Who (when David Tennant played our heroic savior), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (most badass chick EVER), Vampire Diaries (ohh how i love Damon Salvatore), Bones (about damn time B & B got together), NCIS (Tony and Ziva, screw rule #12), How I Met Your Mother (Neil Patrick Harris. Enough said), Family Guy (Stewie is da man), White Collar (Who can resist those blue eyes?!) Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Cause anything involving light sabers is epic), and last but never least, Star Trek: The Original Series (who knew that cheesy could be awesome?!).

Favorite Movies: pretty much anything involving vampires. Except the 1931 Dracula. I'm sorry, but it was so hard not to laugh. I swear that he was wearing lipstick. I did love Gerard Butler's Dracula 2000, cause i mean, come on. It's Gerard Butler. As a vampire. Blues Brothers starring Dan Akroyd and John Belushi: Best musical in the history of musicals. The classic disney movies, i.e. Mulan, Beauty and the Beast, Hercules, Lion King, that kind of thing. Anything with Johnny Depp in it, cause who doesnt love him? Guess Who's Coming To Dinner (the original version) is fantastic. The Princess Bride ("My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.") Monty Python's The Holy Grail: I can pretty much act out the entire movie. RED: I love Bruce Willis. He is just awesome. Any Mel Brooks movie (Young Frankenstein, History of the World: Part 1, Men In Tights, Blazing Saddles) Lord of the Rings (so many gorgeous people in one saga! my goodness.) Harry Potter (no explanation needed) and of course, the Star Wars movies: May the Force Be With You.

Logic. Peace. Rock n Roll.

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Bringing Out The Laptop by Jade Colours reviews
Elijah Mikaelson has joined Facebook. Damon Salvatore and Caroline Forbes like this. Klaus Mikaelson: Where is the dislike button when u need it most? The Vampire Diaries episode 3x13 Bringing Out The Dead, Facebook version. Enjoy reading!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Complete
Almost forced to play, again! by Meye reviews
AU. When a certain Hybrid named Klaus gets bored after killing Esther and Finn with the help of his family, he decides to throw a real party for a few selected people instead of that ball his mother had wanted to throw. Game!Series Bonnie/multiple pairing
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,650 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Bonnie B., Kol M. - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger by beadedheart reviews
Elena is tired of feeling helpless and useless. Damon sees her as so much more, and decides to help her see how strong she is. Eventually they learn there is much more to being the Doppelganger than they thought. Post 3x09.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,745 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
Saving Lies by SoraStarkiller reviews
She wasn't sure what to think. Killing Klaus was a priority, he was dangerous and evil, and having Rebekah die along with him was unfortunate but not regrettable, she was a loose cannon; one that wanted her dead. But Elijah…
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Elena G., Elijah
Drunk Barbie Vamp by Jade Colours reviews
"What's wrong?" this was not going to end well. "I can't find Narnia". Klaus manages to get Caroline Forbes drunk; and that can't end well, right? One shot! Vary random and OOC! Enjoy reading
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
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Family Reunion reviews
My last two summuries sucked, so just read the story :D Main characters: Damon, Klaus, and an original character based on yours truly. Read and Review!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,925 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Damon S., Klaus
There's An App For That! reviews
Thor and Captain America venture into an Apple store. What is this mysterious iPad and what the hell does it do! Read and Review! :D
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Thor, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Bananas reviews
For the first time in his unlife, Damon was absouletly terrified of a human being. read and review!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete