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Sherlock: Give Me A Label (I'll Make Confetti) by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Gregory Lestrade is the local badboy. He drinks, he smokes, he has sex, but that's what a lot of seventeen-year-old boys do. Not Mycroft Holmes, of course; that posh git wouldn't know what to do with a bloke. That's what Greg thinks until he sees a new side of Mycroft, and every label he's ever used is torn down in seconds. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 105 - Words: 399,261 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 8/15/2012 - [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.] - Complete
Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You by Atlin Merrick reviews
Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 85,894 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
A Study in Fangirls by Spark Writer reviews
Sherlock's detailed reference notes on the fangirls he has encountered in his career as the world's only consulting detective.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
A Fairy Tale Retelling: Sherlock Holmes and the Great Fall by Coquillage Atlas reviews
Once upon a time, there was a man, a man with a name and a heart like closed barred doors, a man called Sherlock Holmes... Rated K for mentions of violence and weapons, along with inferred suicide. A one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What You Don't Know About Greg Lestrade by LastSaskatchewanSpacePirate reviews
What it says on the tin.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,416 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - DI Lestrade
The One-Shot: A Knife and a Needle by Motaki reviews
Standalone AU, inspired by "The Shawl of Sherlock Holmes". John is a leatherworker; most people don't understand what the term entails.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Composition of a Good Man by The-Unknown-Artist reviews
"If I had my way, I would kill everyone in the world minus John, and we would live alone in our own little apocalypse for the rest of eternity." Sherlock is a killer. John always remains by his side, despite everything.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Halloween Party by XistentialAngst reviews
Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer - a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden place and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo. Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,928 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Complete
Cycles by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson have lived several times over. As best as they can tell, they'll continue to do so until Baker Street no longer stands.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Trivial Side of Love by Stormrose Dewleaf reviews
Fantasy AU. Lestrade wants John Watson. Part of occupying a minor position in Lestrade's court is obtaining what Lestrade wants. (Lestrade/John, Mystrade, Johnlock. Warnings for dubcon/kidnapping.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - DI Lestrade, John W.
The Diplomatic Outing by Ariane DeVere reviews
Getting over her crush on Sherlock is an ongoing challenge for Molly. So there's no way she's going to agree to go out with him, even if it is just for a case - is there? (It's friendship and romance, but not what you might expect. It's definitely not a MollyLock story, I promise!)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Given In Evidence by verityburns reviews
Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,640 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Only Thing That Was Ever Mine by RemyDico5 reviews
AU. In a world where lower class citizen are considered pets to the upper class, a seven year old Sherlock Holmes gets a "puppy" of his very own.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,709 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dreams Away by KismetJeska reviews
Sherlock doesn't know why he's suddenly started dreaming of a boring man, a place he's never been and a life that isn't is. John, of course, doesn't exist- except that it's starting to look like he does. It could be that Sherlock's brain is bored, or that he's going insane- or maybe that the universe is quietly gluing two halves together. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Homophobia by achievableformofflight reviews
AU. Sherlock and John are discovering each other at a time when homophobia is spreading. John details the descent of their relationship and their attempts to survive in a world which believes them to be 'wrong.' References to homophobic language/actions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,418 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Making the Connection by JessamyGriffith reviews
It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 102,767 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Silent Observer by Random Ruth reviews
The story of Sherlock Holmes through slightly different eyes - those of his beloved teddy bear. Warnings: fluff in both senses of the word and baby Sherlock. Cover by yours truly. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,990 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Sound of Silence by Dubbers reviews
Spoilers for 2x03, rated T for safety. After Sherlock's Fall John loses the ability to talk. Three years later, Sherlock is back.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Head, Heart, Skin by Flit-Flibbertigibbet reviews
"Every Thinker remembered their first Thought. Hard not to remember the first time you see your soul printed forever on your body...They were a fact of life, each individual's facts of life sprawling over their skin." AU, John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Offer by InkySpectacles reviews
The first time Sherlock Holmes and John watson die, someone gives them an offer. One that means they'll never have to stop running for long. Featuring Sentient!London and Elizabethan!Sherlock and John (in the Beginning, at least).
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Something new by Ariane DeVere reviews
Sherlock presents John with a surprising gift and an unexpected proposition. Will John accept either of them?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Marshmallows and Treasure by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock is ill - grudgingly . Mycroft reads him his favourite book - cheerfully. Brotherly love!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Sick Fic by LittlePippin76 reviews
Sick Fics are my guiltiest pleasure. I've read many, so if you've written one, you've inspired me. This is my take on how I think Sherlock would react to a poor poorly John. Characters are not mine. Have fun.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 121,000 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Five Boxes by Morgan Stuart reviews
After Sherlock's fall, what is left?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2012 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
London's Two Madmen by InkySpectacles reviews
London loves her madmen, and they love her in return.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Better Than None by RemyDico5 reviews
John just got completely rejected by Sherlock. Jim just wants a night of feeling like a normal person.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,662 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Santa Baiting by PrettyArbitrary reviews
In which Sherlock has an adversarial relationship with Santa Claus, and John invents a new holiday tradition.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
First Night Out by verityburns reviews
As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3446 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 1,908 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 146 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
All I Want For Christmas Is You by Aurora Borealia reviews
At a Christmas party, Sherlock and John get goaded into dancing with each other to the song this fic shares its name with. Strange and wonderful things follow, as you can imagine. Light John/Sherlock slash, but nothing graphic. A fun one-shot for X-mas.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Friday Night, Or: How Not To Hunt For Suspects by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go and hunt down a suspect. On a Friday night. In a gay club. Which John knows well…mild S/J but only mild.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 178 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete